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Two Doors Down - Season 7 Episode 100 -
(special) 2025 Christmas Special
(special) 2025 Christmas Special
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00:00Just wash yourself with it.
00:02Yes, all right, Eric. I'm not totally useless.
00:12Are they okay?
00:13Yep, all fine.
00:30Do you not think it's a bit early to put it up? I mean, it's not even December yet.
00:36It's fine. Who's got to notice?
00:43Christine!
00:44That's me definitely going.
00:46Going where?
00:47To Ireland. For God's sake, Beth, do you not listen to a thing I tell you?
00:52Of course I do. We're in the middle of a big clear art and I'm just a wee bit busy.
00:56Okay, I'll come in and I'll talk you through the arrangements, but I cannot stay long.
01:06You putting your Christmas tree up? It's a bit early, is it, no?
01:11Yes, well, we were up in the loft anyway, so we just thought we might as well.
01:16You see, I always follow what the church does, and they put it up twelve days before.
01:22No, you're thinking a twelfth night. That's when you take it down.
01:25Yes, a church puts theirs up on the first Sunday of December.
01:29Do they? Well, that's awful early.
01:32I think I'll have to have a word with Father Haggerty about that.
01:36I don't think it was ever up that early on Father Kowalski's day, but he really was a religious man.
01:43Where is it he is now?
01:44B&Q in its hill.
01:45But I don't think I'll bother putting up a tree this year, what with me not being here.
01:52What's this?
01:53I'm going to visit my cousin Dervla in Ireland for Christmas, Eric.
01:57Oh, it's fantastic, Christine. It's so nice that they made contact with you.
02:00Oh, I know, Beth. And to think if Dervla hadn't sent that saliva sample off to Ancestry.com, we might never have known that we were related.
02:12Imagine if she'd had a dry mouth that day.
02:15And whereabouts are they?
02:17County Galway, Eric.
02:19Oh.
02:20I got the train to Stronra, a ferry to Larn, a bus into Belfast and then coach down to Galway.
02:27Oh, bet you'd trek that.
02:29So, will it be Dervla's whole family?
02:32Oh, yes. Her husband Owen, now he's got his own plumbing business, so I will be looking forward to a bath.
02:38That's definitely on the list. And then there's our twin girls, Maeve and Aoife.
02:45Oh, it'll be nice to meet them. Because they're actually my, what is it, my first cousins?
02:51No, no, no. Second.
02:53Oh, aye. I'm forgetting they're twins.
02:57Well, you'll have a great time, I'm sure.
02:59Oh, I hope so, Eric. I must say I'm looking forward to it.
03:03Although it will be strange not being at home on Christmas Day.
03:09I know you're always keen to have me in here, Beth.
03:12So I do feel a bit guilty that I might be letting you down.
03:17Are you sure you're okay with me going?
03:19You're all right. You'll be fine.
03:21Well, I think it's time we get down to discussing what bag I'm taking, eh?
03:25Ah, well, the thing is, Christine...
03:27Oh, who's this interrupting us?
03:33I don't know what the...
03:36That's not you getting your Christmas tree up already, is it, Beth?
03:39Beth?
03:40Well, uh-huh. It's a bit early, is it, no?
03:42Well, we were up in the loft.
03:44Do you know, just let her do it, Con.
03:46Brighten up that dingy front room.
03:48I suppose so. It's okay, Beth, that's fine.
03:50If it gives you something I look forward to, that's okay.
03:53Should we go in and see it?
03:55She'll be put out if we don't. Do you know what she's like?
03:58Right. We'll just come in for a minute and see it, Beth.
04:00Apparently, the cooked breakfasts on board the Stena Line are excellent, eh?
04:10Irene up the high flats told me they serve a black pudding
04:15that is technically illegal on dry land.
04:18Ah, here he is, wee elf here, helping you pin your tree up, Beth.
04:22He's far too big for an elf, Con.
04:24And there's Christine. How you doing?
04:28Oh, not bad, Colin. That is me all booked up for Ireland for Christmas.
04:33You're going to Ireland for Christmas, are you?
04:36Oh, yes. I'm staying with my cousin Dervla in Galway.
04:40Oh, that's nice. You're not going to be here, Christine.
04:43You'll be having a bit of the black stuff over there, eh?
04:45Remember, we went to the Guinness factory when we were in Dublin, Kath.
04:49Oh, God, that place. Oh, I will not be going back there.
04:52Oh, why not?
04:54Only serve as fucking Guinness.
04:56So is this you getting on set for Christmas, then? What's the plans?
05:00Oh, well, nothing special. It's just the two of us, so just, you know, traditional.
05:05Traditional? Well, you've not made a very good start putting your tree up this fucking early.
05:10And what about you two? Do you know what you're doing?
05:13We're going to that same hotel again on Christmas Day, cos we quite like it, don't we?
05:17It's really festive how they decorate it all.
05:20And you get steak instead of turkey, a cocktail instead of Christmas pudding,
05:24and there's a massive smoking section out by the Nativity.
05:28The problem we've got is we don't know what presents to get.
05:31Well, I'm fine just with money.
05:34Oh, I mean, for each other.
05:36Yeah, we're not getting you anything, Eric.
05:37See, we've already caught everything, haven't we?
05:40Oh, poor you, right enough.
05:42I always get calling pants for Christmas, but I can't get any more in the drawer.
05:46No. And you can't exactly take the Owens to the charity shop, can you?
05:50No, they don't take them.
05:52Well, certainly the British Heart Foundation don't.
05:54Though Irene did tell me about a website where there seems to be quite a lot of interest.
06:01We were just going up to the charity shop once we'd finished the tree.
06:04Are you getting yourself something, Beth?
06:06Well, it is finished, really, apart from turning on the lights.
06:09OK, then. Let's see the big switch on.
06:12Yes. Come on, Eric. I'll puff your fat arse.
06:17Here, Beth. This reminds me of that time we saw Marty Pelo switch on the lights in Clyde Bank.
06:23Do you remember that, Beth?
06:24I do.
06:25I'm not actually sure whether he was on the heroin at that point, because we were quite far back, you know?
06:31Right. We all ready?
06:33Aye. Yeah.
06:34Come on, Eric.
06:36Oh, my God.
06:39Well, you know, you can always stop by the dump as well.
06:42Don't know how much longer I'm going to manage getting in and out this seat, Alan.
06:55You won't start getting in the back?
06:57No, I mean, you might not get a card or get on my insurance or something.
07:01Aye, right, right.
07:02I'm really starting to struggle on the stairs as well.
07:04You'll maybe check the gym too soon.
07:10Look! Beth's got her Christmas tree up.
07:14Think we should go over and say a wee quick hello and see it?
07:19Nah.
07:21We've got a nice picture of us in front of the Oscar Wilde statue in Dublin, haven't we?
07:25Aye.
07:26Oh, you know, my favourite quote of his is when he was going through customs in America and he said,
07:31I have nothing to declare but my genius.
07:37Well, I preferred the statue of Morley Malone.
07:40You go up, rubber tits brings you luck.
07:43Oh, for God's sake.
07:44It did as well.
07:46We went to Temple Bar after that.
07:47We didn't get hassled by one beggar.
07:52I'll go.
07:58Oh, hello, you two.
07:59Or should that be two and a half?
08:02She's some size new, ain't she, Eric?
08:06Train to Stranraer, ferry to Larn, bus to Belfast, coach to Galway.
08:11My God, I need a flight to Switzerland after that.
08:14That's a proper Irish road trip, that.
08:16It is, Colin.
08:18But, you know, I now feel I've got a really deep connection to Ireland.
08:21Now that I know for sure that I've got Irish blood in me.
08:25If you're going to Galway, would you not be better flying to Shannon?
08:29Where's that?
08:31Oh, hi, Michelle.
08:33Hi, Alan.
08:34Hi.
08:35Hello, everyone.
08:37Sorry to just appear at your door, Beth.
08:39Don't worry about that.
08:40No one else does.
08:42How are you, Michelle?
08:43Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
08:45Just so tired all the time.
08:47Oh, yeah, you do look really knackered.
08:50Come and sit down, Michelle.
08:52Come on.
08:53There we go.
08:55Sit down, yeah.
08:57Who's you, Alan, eh?
08:58Everything all right?
09:00Aye, all right.
09:01Just back for the garage with the van.
09:03Oh, no.
09:04Something wrong with it?
09:05Somebody ran into the back of me, Eric.
09:07Oh, my God.
09:08What happened?
09:09Were you eating a sausage roll while you were driving, Alan?
09:11No, I was coming off the motorway to go through the tunnel
09:13and it was a wee jam, so I had to slow right down.
09:17Next thing I know, somebody's ran into the back of me.
09:20They'd be on their phone, no doubt.
09:22Aye.
09:23And see the force of it?
09:24Mines flew right out of my hand under the seat.
09:26They took their time fixing it at the garage, didn't they?
09:29Alan was late picking me up from my antenatal class.
09:32Oh, no.
09:33That's fine, Beth.
09:34I haven't seen it at all.
09:37So, anyway, how are you guys doing?
09:38How's Ian?
09:39Oh, he's fine, aye.
09:41He's coming over to have a look through his old stuff
09:43before we junk it.
09:44Are you trying to get rid of every trace of him, Eric?
09:47Have you any baby stuff, Eric?
09:49Because maybe Alan and Michelle might want that.
09:52I remember she used to have them in a lot of brown, Michelle.
09:56Eric, it's fine.
09:57I've ordered loads of stuff already, actually.
10:00You know, the wee baby grows and the jammies
10:02and the wee onesies.
10:04They're just all so cute, aren't they?
10:07Oh, they are, Michelle.
10:08Well, until they soil them.
10:11Have you made any decisions on names, Michelle?
10:13No, because we still can't seem to agree on anything, can we?
10:16But if it's a boy, I like the name Lewis.
10:21Good Scottish name, that.
10:24I don't think it says a bit like Lewis, though, Eric.
10:27Honey, you're definitely sure you don't want to find out
10:30what you're having, Michelle?
10:32I mean, that would make it a bit easier.
10:35No, I just don't want to know.
10:37No, I'm not that interested either, Michelle.
10:40Can I get you a tea or a glass of water or something?
10:44I'd take a water off you if it's not too much trouble, Beth.
10:46What about the rest of us, Beth?
10:48I hear, have you got any mince pies?
10:51A wee cup of tea and a mince pie, I'd be nice.
10:54Well, the thing is...
10:55Why? A tea and a mince pie? I wouldn't say no.
10:58What's to the season?
10:59I fucking hate mince pies.
11:01Have you got the ones with the brandy in them, Beth?
11:02Well, I'll take one of them, though.
11:04No, you see...
11:05You know, I love the ones with all the cream on the top.
11:07Oh, have you tried them?
11:09Oh, I like the sound of them.
11:10Can you get any of them, Beth?
11:12I haven't got any mince pies.
11:15Aww.
11:17You cannae invite us all in here saying it's the start of Christmas
11:20and know of any Christmas stuff in for us?
11:23We didn't do that.
11:24You've got your tree up, Eric.
11:26You know, that sends a message.
11:28It's like the swingers with the pampas grass.
11:30Yes, Eric, shut your face.
11:32Is that really a thing, that, the pampas grass?
11:34I thought it was just, like, one of those things folks say.
11:36Oh, no, no, no, no.
11:37There's a couple round the new bulbs that had it
11:39and they were very, very active.
11:42Apparently.
11:44Beth, don't worry about the water.
11:45Actually, I'm fine.
11:47Aye, and it makes the baby kick, then she goes on about it.
11:49Don't be daft.
11:50Of course I'll get you a glass of water
11:52and I'm happy to do teas and coffees for anyone who's wanting.
11:56I just don't have any mince pies.
11:58I mean, we were just clearing out the loft,
12:01not declaring that it was officially Christmas.
12:05I mean, I'd like to have the power to do that,
12:07but I'm afraid I don't.
12:08OK?
12:13Beth.
12:14You don't even have a wee tub of celebrations or nothing, no?
12:34Bit early with the tree, are you not?
12:36What is it, just feeling Christmassy?
12:38I wish we'd never bothered, to be honest.
12:44Quality street is what I used to get
12:46when it was just Sophie and me, you know?
12:49Oh, the green ones were my favourite.
12:51I used to love them.
12:53No, I'm not a bit Sophie. What ones were hers?
12:55Oh, the other ones.
12:58All right.
12:59Not like you to have a house full.
13:01Aye, son.
13:02Hi, Ian.
13:03Hi, Dad.
13:04Hi, Colin.
13:05Hi, Cathy.
13:06Fine.
13:07How are you guys? Everything OK?
13:08Yeah.
13:09Not really, Ian.
13:10Somebody went into the back of my van.
13:11Oh, no.
13:12I know.
13:13I'll just get it back today.
13:14You weren't in it at the time, were you?
13:15No.
13:16Oh, well.
13:17Could have been worse.
13:18You're saying that, but that was two full days it was afterod.
13:23Anyway, how are you doing, Ian?
13:24How's Gordon?
13:25Aye, he's good.
13:26He's coming over here to meet me after college.
13:28Oh, is he still enjoying it?
13:29Oh, aye, he's loving it.
13:31I'm not loving being the only one earning, no?
13:33No.
13:34He's having a very poor wage as it is, Ian.
13:37What did he pack his job in for anyway, Ian?
13:40Oh, basically he just wasn't happy.
13:42Oh, you see.
13:44This is the new thing, isn't it?
13:46You don't like something, you just stop doing it.
13:49Never used to be like that.
13:51No, you just kept going.
13:52That was your lot.
13:53You just had to accept it.
13:55Like you with Eric, Beth.
13:57Right, listen.
13:58You want to look through this stuff from the loft before we throw it out?
14:01Alright, now.
14:02Oh.
14:03Okay, where is it?
14:04I'll go and get it.
14:06So, what are you and Gordon up to for Christmas then?
14:09Oh, just having a quiet one, to be honest.
14:11We did invite them, but they said no.
14:13Oh, Gordon's got an assignment to do over the holidays.
14:16Sort of taking over everything at the minute.
14:18What's it on?
14:19That's the thing.
14:20He can't make up his mind.
14:21Do you think he's quite a weak person, Ian?
14:25We get rid of a lot of other stuff, but we weren't sure whether you'd want to keep any of this.
14:32God, my old laptop.
14:34I remember the year you got me this.
14:36I remember going to Curry's out at Renfrew to get it.
14:39Oh, that is a nice store, that.
14:42Me and Pat went there to get Sophie our Game Boy.
14:46That was a big present that year.
14:48Did you get her one?
14:49No, they were sold out, so I just got her a lady shave instead.
14:54And if I remember right, I think Pat got some Hoover bags.
14:59God, I can remember taking the wrapping off it.
15:01And straight upstairs and onto the porn, eh, Ian?
15:04Ian, gay porn on Christmas Day.
15:08We didn't want to just throw it out.
15:09No, no, no.
15:10Listen, he could have some good stuff in it, Eric.
15:12Look, I'll take this, but you can get rid of this.
15:14Oh, are you sure?
15:16That hat and scarf set was a present as well, and I don't think you've ever worn them.
15:21Ian.
15:22He was always a very ungrateful wee boy, Michelle.
15:27I remember I gave him a banana once, and he just threw it behind the hut.
15:32You'll need to get your mum something decent for that this year, Ian, to make up for that.
15:37Just get her a bottle of rosé, Ian. That's what we do.
15:40And she always seems genuinely quite happy.
15:44Sorry, Mum. I'll take those as well.
15:46Oh, well, if you're sure. And if you don't like them, maybe Gordon will.
15:50Yeah, he's got no fashion sense at all, Ian.
15:53I still don't understand how he's starting college at his age. I mean, is he no too old?
16:00He's a mature student.
16:01Yeah, exactly. He's a mature student.
16:04Hello. How's it going? Are we going just now, or am I coming in? No, I'm coming in, aren't I? Righto.
16:20I get the train to Stranraer, ferry to Larne, bus to Belfast, coach down to Galway.
16:26Well, that's a hurrier trip, that. Alan.
16:28It's a fair way, Alan, but when it is family, it is worth all the effort.
16:34Quite right. And, you know, you'll be like Santa coming down from the North Pole with your big sack of Christmas presents.
16:41I'll no need to buy them all presents, will I?
16:46Hi, Gordon. Oh, hiya, Gordon.
16:48Gordon, what's that you've got in your head?
16:50Oh, it's my helmet. I came on my scooter.
16:53You came here my scooter?
16:56Yeah, it'll be one of those e-scooters.
16:59I may fancy one myself. Is that an e-scooter you've got, Gordon?
17:03No, it's just a regular one.
17:07Gordon, come here a minute. Come here.
17:14That's you. It was, er, sticking up a bit.
17:19So how's your course going, Gordon?
17:21Yeah, good. Yeah.
17:23What is it you're studying again?
17:24Sociology and Literature.
17:26Oh, right. You're no bother about getting a job after, are you?
17:30Ian says you've got an assignment to do.
17:33Oh, yeah. I haven't made up my mind what to do it on yet.
17:36It's meant to be something on cultural change, but it's such a big subject.
17:39Oh, God, yeah.
17:41What about Emmerdale going onto YouTube?
17:44I don't think that's the sort of thing Gordon's studying on his course, Christine.
17:49So it's literature you're doing, is it? Tell you a good book. What's that one I read on holiday?
17:55Oh, fuck that. You wouldn't put that down. He was reading it in bed.
17:58I know. I got right into it. So I did. I know what it was. It was Duncan Bannatine's autobiography. You read that, Gordon?
18:05Er, no.
18:07What about Maeve Benchy? You read any hers? All set in Ireland.
18:11They're not be doing Maeve Benchy books in a literature course.
18:13I know it. There's fucking tons of them.
18:16I see you've got your Christmas tree up, Mrs Bed.
18:20Well, it's awful early, is it not, Gordon? You've no good years up, have you?
18:25Well, no, but...
18:27It's also shit. Look at the state of it.
18:30It'll look great when you've got the rest of the decorations up.
18:35You're not seeing this as it, are you?
18:37Well, we were having a clear out and there was decorations there that we'd had for years.
18:40They were a bit tatty.
18:43Erm, if you throw everything tatty, you're not going to have anything left.
18:47Oh, Beth, we've got absolutely loads of Christmas decorations if you want some, haven't we, Alan?
18:52Aye, she can't go past them in a short without buying them.
18:55It's just sitting with toilet rolls. We've got honours of them.
18:58I know, that's very kind, Michelle.
19:01Look, we've got piles of old ones as well.
19:03Aye, you could always have mine, Beth, since I'm going to be in Ireland.
19:07Alan, are we going to get some for Beth and Eric?
19:09Michelle, no, we...
19:11Oh, honestly, Eric, it's fine. We've got way more than we've got room to put up, so...
19:15Come on, Eric, it's fucking miserable in here.
19:24Are we ready?
19:26Yes, come on.
19:27Yay!
19:33That's proper Christmassy now, isn't it?
19:36Well, not till we get a bottle open.
19:40What about you boys?
19:42Shh! Won't tell anyone you're driving your scooter drunk, Gordon.
19:45Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um!
19:49Yeah, I'll take one, if that's OK with you, Michelle.
19:51Oh, yeah, you guys go ahead. I'll just stick to my water.
19:55Oh, did you not realise that being pregnant was going to be really boring, Michelle?
19:58boring, Michelle. Is it okay if I have a lager? Of course it is, Alan. Are you just saying
20:04that now and you'll give me a row later? Or do you really mean it? I think I've got a
20:09bottle of fizz in the fridge. Woo! You know when I think it feels like Christmas is coming?
20:15When you hear the Christmas songs on the radio. Yeah, I love Christmas songs. Hey, Eric, have
20:20you got that Christmas album? I think I do. As long as you haven't thrown it out. Yes,
20:26Eric, you big stupid donkey. So when is it you're off to Ireland, Christine? Oh, not until
20:32the 21st, Michelle. Oh, God, it's just so exciting. You're going to have such a brilliant time.
20:38We loved Dublin, didn't we? We were saying earlier, Alan, that the Guinness that you get in the
20:42Guinness factory isn't like anywhere else. Aye, it's 20 fucking euro.
20:46All right, everyone want one? Beth. Thank you. Sorry, Michelle. Oh, Beth, don't worry. I'm
21:03fine. I like my water. It's all right, Michelle. You can get pissed again once the baby's here.
21:08Well, this is a bit more like it, eh? Cheers, everybody. Cheers.
21:12Cheers. Here, Beth, could you go and get me that wee glass that I like? I don't like the
21:20way this one feels in my hand. Oh. Thanks. Here, I hope you won't be so fussed over on
21:28Ireland, Christine, but they'll send you back. Dad, stick it on to the next song. I can't
21:36be bothered with this one. It goes on for ages. Oh, no, no, no, Cole. No, no, no. I hate
21:43this one. Get it off. She hates this. Why do you not like it, Kathy? I don't like the
21:47sound of children singing, Gordon. Now, this, this is a classic. Oh, does this one not do
21:55your head in? Would you not like it, Alan? Oh, it's all right, but you hear it everywhere
21:59you go, don't you? It is a bit ubiquitous, yeah. I'll tell you what you hear everywhere.
22:06Band-aid. Oh, it was amazing what they did with that. Yes. Mm-hmm. Although there is
22:12a bit of a backlash against it now. Against band-aid? Has it caused Bono's a wank?
22:18Alan. It is, but... It's just they think it maybe did more harm than good, cos it made people
22:24feel they'd solved the problem of global inequality when, in actual fact, it's worsened with the impact
22:29of climate change. Plus, there's the whole white saviour thing, which is quite toxic as
22:34well. Oh. I didn't realise it was so controversial. Well, it's an interesting debate. I personally
22:42think that... This is the best one ever. Oh, I do like this. What is it? The Pogues. Shane
22:51McGowan. Always pissed. Oh, him, yes. There's a couple of names for you, Michelle. What? Well,
22:57Shane for a boy or Kirsty for a girl. Oh, a good Irish name, that, Michelle. Shane.
23:03Actually, I quite like those. Aye. Wee Shane Edgar. Sounds good, doesn't it?
23:10Poor Kirsty. Aye, that's all right, I know. Here, Christine, this is the one where the choir's
23:16singing Galway Bay. That's where you'll be at Christmas. Oh, yeah, so it is. Christine,
23:22it's just going to feel really weird, you being away at your cousin's for Christmas.
23:28Beth. Do you think it's going to be okay? What do you mean? Me going to dare for this,
23:40but it's... Well, it's just I know that sometimes I can be a wee bit demanding. Oh,
23:48Christine. What if they end up wishing they'd ever made contact with me and kind of wait
23:53to see the back of me? You're going to have a wonderful time. Christmas is for families
23:58and they're your family. They're going to be thrilled you're there. Do you think so?
24:03Beth. Here, Beth, you know how I'm getting the train to Strunra and then to getting the ferry?
24:13Yes. Train to Strunra, ferry to Larne, bus to Belfast and coach to Galloway.
24:19You okay to give me a lift into the station? Yes. You okay there, Gordon? Any problem with this song?
24:28Well, it depends which version it is. What? Well, there's a word in the song that's
24:33quite offensive, so... What word? Well, I don't really want to say it.
24:37I think I know what it is. What is it, Beth? Is it scumbag?
24:40What is wrong with scumbag? It rhymes with maggot. It rhymes with maggot?
24:45Maybe just forward it on to the next one. What rhymes with maggot?
24:49I know. I know! What is it? It begins with an F, Christine.
24:55Fuck what? Well, maybe just put it off, Dad. What is it?
25:03What's wrong with that? It's quite offensive, especially to gay people.
25:09I thought it was Poofter was the one that he's done like.
25:12Look, it's getting to the point you cannae say anything without offending someone.
25:16Oh, here we go. Well, it's ridiculous. I mean, you cannae even have a bit of homophobic swearing in a Christmas song any more.
25:23I think it's more we're just becoming more aware of how the things we say impact on other people and a recognition that some terms that were once in common usage were in fact offensive, frankly.
25:36We should probably make a move.
25:38What other words can we not say, Gordon?
25:40Well, it's not up to me.
25:42What about Fanny? If someone was to call you a silly Fanny, would you be offended by that?
25:47Kathy...
25:48Well, I wouldn't really be offended, but, I mean, if we're gonna get into it, I don't really think anyone should be using a female body part as an insult.
25:55Does that mean that you cannae say...
25:57Christine!
25:58What about Dick? Can you still call someone a Dick?
26:01That's less bad.
26:03Oh, thank God for that.
26:04I've seen that quite a lot, don't I?
26:06Uh-huh.
26:07I may as well, huh?
26:08Why is Dick not as bad, Gordon?
26:11Well, it's that men have historically been the dominant gender, so...
26:14What about wanker, Gordon?
26:16Cos technically that's... that's either, isn't it?
26:19Arsehole. You know, we've all got one of those.
26:22And where would the gays be without them?
26:24Of?
26:26I really think we should head.
26:28You know what I think, Gordon?
26:29What?
26:32I think you should do your assignment on all of this.
26:36Language and all of that.
26:38How it's changed.
26:40You really know what you're talking about.
26:42Well, I don't think that's...
26:45I can't really see how that would...
26:50Actually, that's a really good idea.
26:54Yeah.
26:57Don't forget your hat and scarf.
26:59Ah, yeah.
27:00See about that.
27:02Do you mind if we don't do presents this year?
27:04Oh, right.
27:05Yeah, it's just...
27:07We're a bit skint this year with me being at college.
27:09Is that why you're not coming over on Christmas Day?
27:14Kinda, yeah.
27:15Yeah.
27:16Do not worry about presents, but come over for dinner.
27:19We'd love to have you.
27:22Right, okay.
27:25Cheers, Mum.
27:27Um, no hugs for me, Gordon.
27:39That's a nice kiss for you as well.
27:43Bye, Ian.
27:44Ooh!
27:45Is that your scooter, Gordon?
27:46Yeah.
27:47Ooh!
27:48I wonder if Cole would like one of those.
27:49Oh, my God, I could get him one for his Christmas.
27:50Cole!
27:51Cole!
27:52Come and get a look at Gordon's scooter!
27:53What's happening?
27:54I think Cole has got to have a go on Gordon's scooter.
27:56Oh, I'd quite like to see that.
27:58I haven't been in one of these for years.
27:59Go on, Cole!
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28:28Oh, I'm a fucking van!
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