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00:00MUSIC PLAYS
00:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:24Hello and welcome to the best of the Two Journeys Late Night Lock-In!
00:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:35Now, there were so many great moments from the last series.
00:37Who can forget Margot Robbie giving Johnny B a piggyback?
00:40Ah, the time we bet Ronaldo on headers and bollies!
00:42Yeah, Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter.
00:44Remember they did that acoustic version of the guy to scam the rat?
00:47That's right.
00:48But it tells you just how good tonight's show is,
00:50cos none of them made the highlight reel!
00:55All right, let's take a look at what did make the cut.
00:57Roll that ten.
00:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:00Now, it's time to find out who's in the bar?
01:05We're in the bar!
01:07Who's in the bar?
01:08We're in the bar!
01:09Don't know how I learned how to do this,
01:11but I can balance things on my nose and my face.
01:14I can balance pretty much, pretty much anything, I think.
01:17On your face!
01:18Yeah!
01:19That's Chauvin's!
01:20Now, now!
01:25You ready?
01:26Two to three!
01:27One, two, three!
01:28One, two, three!
01:30One, two, three!
01:31Oh!
01:37Oh!
01:38Oh!
01:39Oh!
01:40Yeah!
01:41Yeah!
01:42Oh!
01:43Oh!
01:44Oh!
01:45Oh!
01:46Oh!
01:47Oh!
01:48Oh!
01:49Oh!
01:50Oh!
01:51Oh!
01:52LAUGHTER
01:55That's amazing!
01:57Pee-pooty-clap
01:59I'm gonna keep on dancing at the peak-pooty-clap
02:04I'm gonna keep on dancing down in last Hollywood
02:09I'm gonna keep on dancing at the peak-pooty-clap
02:13Peak-pooty-clap
02:15Yeah!
02:17CHEERING
02:21Jesus, lads!
02:23What do you say that?
02:25Can you do that? I don't want to put you on the spot
02:27Watch your record, lads
02:29All right, here we go
02:31What am I bloody down here?
02:38CHEERING
02:41CHEERING
02:43CHEERING
02:45CHEERING
02:47CHEERING
02:49CHEERING
02:51CHEERING
02:59Are you steady?
03:01LAUGHTER
03:03LAUGHTER
03:05I can't do both
03:07Give it all
03:09You yourself almost had a career as a pop star
03:29I did audition for a boy band for Louis Walsh
03:32How did it go?
03:34Yeah, not great
03:36It was in the pod in Dublin
03:39Do you remember the pod?
03:40Yeah, yeah
03:41They called my name up and I'm starting to sing
03:42I can show you the world from Aladdin
03:44Right
03:45Good song choice!
03:46Top tune
03:47LAUGHTER
03:48And...
03:49What song choice?
03:50What?
03:51I don't know
03:52And do you know what?
03:53I started to, boy
03:54I was like...
03:55I started, I went, I'm in trouble
03:57LAUGHTER
03:58So afterwards, anyway, Louis kept going to me
04:01I'm gonna put you in a band
04:03I'm gonna put you in a band
04:04I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, cool
04:06I'm getting all brilliant
04:07After that audition
04:08He took me outside and says
04:09Maybe not this band
04:10But I'm definitely gonna work with you in something
04:11I was like, alright, brilliant
04:12Thank God
04:13I thought I really messed that up
04:14He was like, yeah, yeah, no
04:15We get you in something
04:16I really wanna do something
04:17Brilliant
04:18He said, now, we have to get something done with them ears
04:19LAUGHTER
04:21What?
04:22We have to get something done with them ears?
04:24For ears?
04:25Yeah, and I was like
04:26I was looking and going
04:27I'm only 16
04:28Yeah
04:29Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah
04:30Yeah, sure
04:31So I went home
04:32And I was saying to my ma
04:33I was saying
04:34He said I have to get something done with me ears
04:35I was thinking my ma would say
04:36Cheeky bastard
04:37Yeah, yeah
04:38And my ma turned around and said
04:39Do you wanna get something done with them?
04:40LAUGHTER
04:42I was like, what the fuck is wrong with me ears?
04:45Last week in York
04:46There was a man playing with himself
04:47Up in the stalls of the
04:49Show
04:50I know, I was thrilled
04:51Yeah
04:52LAUGHTER
04:53I was absolutely delighted
04:55I was like
04:56Shut up!
04:57LAUGHTER
04:58Was he hot?
04:59Was he wearing a ring?
05:00What was the crack?
05:01Erm
05:02Cos that just never happened
05:03But he was like
05:04Having a little
05:05Now, I was fed
05:06I didn't know how
05:07He was having a little go of himself
05:08I'd say
05:09What?
05:10He wasn't having a full
05:11Right
05:12You know what I mean?
05:13It wasn't full of pepper shit
05:14No, it was like
05:15LAUGHTER
05:16LAUGHTER
05:17Yeah
05:18It was
05:19It was a little sprinkling
05:20When you say a little sprinkling
05:21A fondle?
05:22A fondle
05:23A fondle
05:24It's like he was playing
05:25Three Blind Mice on himself
05:26Because then
05:27I didn't know
05:28Anyway
05:29I saw the footage of it
05:30And it was quite innocent
05:31In the end
05:32It wasn't the compliment
05:33I thought it was
05:34Ah
05:35When he was removed
05:36You just went
05:37And I was like
05:38That's not that hot
05:39You should have fought for me
05:40Do you know what I mean?
05:41I want to stay
05:42And finish
05:43Cos he's still hot
05:44He just left
05:45So that's the closest thing I've had
05:46What kind of commitment is that?
05:47I think I'm seeing him now
05:48LAUGHTER
05:51True or false
05:52Were you the only boy
05:53In an all-girls school?
05:54True, yeah
05:55True
05:56Why?
05:57What?
05:58I don't know
05:59I didn't make up the rules
06:01Not with me, folks
06:02I think they just left it so long
06:05To put me into a school
06:06That there was no
06:07In our local area
06:08There was no
06:09Places left, right?
06:10Yeah
06:11So you have to just
06:12You have to go to school
06:13It's law
06:14Yeah
06:15And eventually the only school
06:16That would take me
06:17Was the girls school
06:18So I went in
06:19So I spent the first seven years
06:20In my school
06:21With all girls
06:22In my class
06:23And everything
06:24We have a picture of you here
06:25Yeah
06:26Yeah
06:27Yeah
06:28Yeah
06:29Yeah
06:30Yeah
06:31Yeah
06:32Yeah
06:33Yeah
06:34Very
06:35Very over-drift for a Monday
06:36Yeah
06:37Yeah
06:38That was just what I wore to school
06:39Yeah
06:40I looked like a little cult leader
06:41In that time
06:42Yeah
06:43It's like all these little miniature wives
06:45That this little cult leader has
06:47Looking back on it
06:48I was like
06:49No one's going to want to touch me
06:50Well, I was wrong
06:51Yeah
06:52I didn't know it blew up
06:53And then
06:54Then I tweet Putin
06:55And it was the worst thing ever
06:57Yeah
06:58You tweeted who?
06:59Putin?
07:00Vladimir Putin
07:01I tweeted
07:02What did you say to him?
07:03I just said
07:04Hey bro
07:05How much did you pay then?
07:06He's here tonight making that
07:10I'm not loud
07:14I'm not loud
07:19Scourious
07:20The Thames
07:21For about a year or two after that
07:23Anything about the same versions
07:24I shit myself
07:25I was like
07:26Someone's just going to stick a pen on me
07:27Or something like that
07:28And I'll have cyanide poisoning
07:29What is your record in the long jump?
07:316.32
07:326 metres
07:33Pint 3.2
07:35Right
07:36Well the reason we're asking that
07:37Is because
07:38Earlier
07:39Me seven smacks gave it a go
07:41We didn't know what was a good length
07:44What was a bad length
07:45We've got a video here of Johnny
07:47Do you want to see it?
07:48Yeah
07:49Here we go
07:55I just want to say
07:56I am carrying
07:57Quad injury
07:58Grinds a bit tight
07:59I didn't have
08:01The right runners
08:03Several things
08:04Right okay
08:05Would you do the honours?
08:06Can we stand up?
08:07There you go
08:08We can reveal that
08:09Where you are there
08:10Smacks got
08:111.7
08:13I'll take that
08:15Pretty good
08:16It doesn't
08:17It looks better measured out than it does on the video
08:22Let's have a look and see how Johnny B got on
08:25Oh
08:27He was cheating he had really good runners on
08:30What did you get John?
08:32I did slightly better I got 2.2
08:35What did you say you got again?
08:376.32
08:386.32
08:39Okay we're just going to explain that to people
08:41If we can
08:42You jumped
08:44There's 4
08:46There's 4
08:47There's 5 metres
08:496.32 here
08:51Well I have 2 dogs
08:52I've had 2 dogs
08:53I've had 2 dogs
08:54I've had a 3 legged lurcher called Lola for years
08:56And then we fostered Mick who has 4 legs
08:58And there they are there yeah
08:59I don't know what they're doing
09:01Lola looks happy
09:03It looks like Lola's going you gotta earn your place in this house Mick
09:07We know at the same time that say all ye jockeys
09:09You're all into the club
09:10I've had 2 dogs
09:11I've had 2 dogs
09:12I've had 2 dogs
09:13I've had a 3 legged lurcher called Lola for years
09:15And then we fostered Mick who has 4 legs
09:17And there they are there yeah
09:18I don't know
09:19I don't know what they're doing
09:21Lola looks happy
09:22Lola looks happy
09:23It looks like Lola's going
09:25You've got to earn your place in this house Mick
09:27We know at the same time that say all ye jockeys
09:29You're all in the same way room
09:31You're all like kind of togging out together for want of a better room
09:33We're literally beside each other
09:35Can I get spicy in there like can I be
09:37Do you know what I mean like I'll be honest like
09:39If some lad cut me off now in a corner he'd be
09:41You know
09:42Yeah there's kind of a code
09:43Right
09:44It can get spicy
09:45There'd be a couple of
09:46But really like we're small little lads
09:48It's kind of
09:50It's kind of a mormon
09:52Don't do that again
09:54Why is Samba so hard?
09:56Because it's all about like bouncing at moving
09:58Your hips and your body
10:00So
10:02Is there any music in this place?
10:06Can we get a bit of Samba music?
10:08Can you explain how does it go?
10:10How do we go?
10:12How do we go?
10:14How do we go?
10:18How do we go?
10:20How do we go?
10:22How do we go?
10:24Hang on, hang on
10:26Could you explain the basic steps?
10:28That's actually whoever I put that song on that's very fast
10:30Right so we don't normally go that quick
10:32But there are batch of cadets that you would do to that
10:34I knew it was a batch of cadets
10:36Classic batch of cadets
10:38So you close your feet
10:40Right close your feet lads I hope you all do with us
10:42Come on we all doing it
10:43And girls come on
10:44Here we go lads
10:45Right okay listen up here we go
10:46So we close our feet and we're going to go back on our right
10:48And then left
10:49So it's literally just back, back and stay up on your toes
10:51Wiggling your hips
10:52So we literally go
10:54Boom, boom, boom, boom
10:56Right?
10:57Not bad
10:58And then we'll just shake
11:00You ready? Music
11:02Hang on hang on hang on
11:04But do you reckon we want people to
11:06We want people to learn to dance
11:07Oh you're doing it behind the bar
11:08We want people to learn to dance
11:09Yeah
11:10But there probably won't be too much samba music on in the pub in Chipperary
11:13Yeah
11:14Okay
11:15So can we do this to a song that you might hear in a pub in Ireland?
11:17We can make a walk
11:18Okay right lads
11:19Kidditch
11:20Here we go
11:24Come on
11:25Okay well seeing as you are the only real pro presenter here you do live television all the time
11:50Would you read the auto cue and throw it to the link for us?
11:52I would love to
11:53Where am I going down here?
11:54Can you see the squeeze on top here? Here we go
11:55Okay we have got a camera on the streets of Waterford where everyone tell you absolute facts
12:04In your own time
12:05Let's give her a chance
12:06We
12:07We
12:13Go on say it
12:14Say it
12:15Say it
12:16Say it
12:17Say it
12:18Say it
12:19We have got a camera on the streets of Waterford where everyone smells of cabbage
12:22And I'd never go there because they're all sod busting blah eating bog monsters and limerick
12:27To know what it is?
12:28It's way better
12:29Also I love the two audience
12:31And they're fair class!
12:33The two johnny's not the two audience
12:34Thank you
12:35Thank you
12:36Thank you
12:37Thank you
12:38Well and William wrote that herself of course he cannot
12:40Let's have another game of Irish or Aussie let's head back to Coogee Beach in Sydney
12:43Oh
12:45Oh
12:46Oh
12:47It feels like home in a way, doesn't it?
12:48Oh
12:49It feels like home in a way, doesn't it?
12:50It does
12:51Even just buzzing
12:52Right, so just by looking at somebody
12:53Who's this lad?
12:54Are the Irish or are the Australians?
12:55This lad looks so scared, get in on him, get in on him, oh he's got budgie, okay don't say
13:05anything man you're live on television nod your head if you're up for playing a game, I think
13:10he's got a big Irish head in him but he's Australian from the neck down. If that's at all possible. Joanne what do you reckon?
13:18I agree with you, the pants aren't, there's no Irish man to wear those pants but he does have an Irish head, I'm confused.
13:26Audience what do you reckon Irish or Aussie?
13:30Okay what's your name mate and where are you from?
13:32Joanne from Ireland.
13:36We've got a game that we're calling We Aren't Family.
13:40Yeah so we've got a camera out in the streets of Galway where all the members of the family are dancing to the same tune but here's the catch, one person isn't in the family.
13:47Your job is to spot the imposter.
13:49Okay.
13:50Okay alright, let's go live to Galway.
13:52Okay here we go.
13:54Lads we've got the DeSantis family.
13:57I feel like I know already.
14:00From one to six straight away.
14:02Roddy you're looking at them, who do you think is not in the family?
14:06In the family?
14:08Yeah they're all a family bar one.
14:10That fella number two, he looks a bit wrong.
14:14Andrew what do you reckon?
14:16Number three because he looks too happy.
14:19No family is that happy.
14:22Okay Karen what do you reckon?
14:24Now you're going close it's hard.
14:26Now so that's, they look the image.
14:28That fella on the end looks like he's just being plumped there.
14:31It could be him right.
14:33He looks a bit awkward.
14:34They say the rhythm is in the genes so let's find out.
14:37We'll get them dancing.
14:38Let's see.
14:39Is this live?
14:40Yeah.
14:41Yeah this is live in Galway.
14:42Okay.
14:43Right hit the music.
14:48Oh I'm taking number four.
14:50Who do you reckon?
14:54Oh.
14:55It's amazing.
14:56Number four is dancing with his toe.
14:57Karen who's not in the family?
14:58Oh that's so hard.
14:59I tell you I think number three is American.
15:00Number three looks a bit, yeah he looks a bit foreign.
15:01Okay.
15:02But so does number one.
15:03That girl looks too jolly compared to the rest of them.
15:04Okay who's not in the family?
15:05Three.
15:06What do you call it?
15:07What number four you reckon?
15:08Ronnie Rick is four and I'll tell you what say or not because we'll find out after the break.
15:23Oh yeah!
15:24It's my dream.
15:25That she knows all the way.
15:26When I'm fl happier than my party has some better than fall in sin.
15:30We are family with everybody at that.
15:32We are family with everybody's hand.
15:41We are family with side time.
15:46Hey.
15:46Welcome back to The Two Johnny's Night Lock In.
15:48Now, before the break, we've seen the DeSantos family on the streets of Galway, but one person wasn't actually part of the family, John.
15:59Yes, let's go back to Galway and see, lads, right, looking at the screens.
16:02Who do we think is not part of the family, lads? What do you reckon? What number?
16:06Six.
16:08What are we saying? OK, OK, moment of truth.
16:10Moment of truth. We think it's number four.
16:13Some people are saying number six.
16:14Would the real imposter please step forward?
16:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:20OK, number four. What's your name and how do you know the family or have you ever met them before?
16:30My name's Cian and I have no idea who these people are.
16:35Put your hands together and a big thank you to everybody on the streets of Galway.
16:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:40We're raising children not to play outside because it's too dangerous.
16:56Don't let them play outside. Why?
16:59What, in case they discover exploration, independence, problem-solving, resilience and essential fucking adult skills.
17:04And ironically, leaving them indoors with the iPad, where the paedophiles actually live, by the way, on the internet.
17:11LAUGHTER
17:12So we find ourselves in an environment...
17:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:16I learnt this recently...
17:18Ireland...
17:19has a navy.
17:20LAUGHTER
17:21We've seven boats, lads.
17:25LAUGHTER
17:26Oh, the dictators of the world are shitting themselves now, aren't they, huh?
17:30We have seven ships, seven vessels.
17:33And their job...
17:34is to go round the island...
17:36to go round the island.
17:37Now, I don't know if they go up the north.
17:39Right?
17:40I haven't Googled it yet, right?
17:41LAUGHTER
17:42I haven't Googled it yet, right?
17:43So they go three-quarters around the island, right?
17:46LAUGHTER
17:47Or up the...
17:48I'm a cross-community comedian.
17:49Pick your side, lads, right?
17:50LAUGHTER
17:51And their job...
17:52And I didn't know this...
17:53When I go to bed at night on my lovely warm pillow, there's men and women...
17:56out there...
17:57on the water...
17:58away from their own families...
18:01four or five weeks at a time, protecting our country.
18:04They're away from their own families...
18:06riding each other.
18:07LAUGHTER
18:09Oh, they're all at it.
18:11Just like the guards and the teachers.
18:13LAUGHTER
18:14Yeah.
18:16Oh, they love...
18:21Oh!
18:22They love it out in the Atlantic Ocean.
18:24They love it like...
18:25And they're away from...
18:28They're away from...
18:29away from their own families, protecting our country.
18:32And I'm at home.
18:33And these people will never let us down if we ever get invaded.
18:36But only in Ireland would this happen.
18:38That one day, on the news, the government announced to the rest of the world...
18:42that five of the ships were broken.
18:44LAUGHTER
18:45What sort of a country...
18:48announces to the rest of the world...
18:51that their first line of defence...
18:54is broken?
18:55Keep your mouth shut, lads!
18:57Tell them you have a hundred boats and say nothing, right?
19:01I know the UK have a policy to stop the boats.
19:04In Ireland, we can't even feckin' start ours.
19:06Like, you know...
19:07APPLAUSE
19:08This is the weirdest RT show I have ever done, ladies and gentlemen.
19:18And I just recently did High Road, Low Road for RT1.
19:20Anybody see it?
19:21Yeah, if anybody see it...
19:22OK, you flick a coin.
19:23Two percentage flick a coin.
19:24One person gets the High Road, the high-end, five-star experience.
19:27The other person gets the Low Road, the shite experience.
19:30High Road, Low Road.
19:31Colin Murphy and I went to Poland.
19:32Colin Murphy got front-row tickets to a Coldplay concert.
19:35Backstage passes and a chance to chat to Chris Martin one-on-one for 25 minutes.
19:40And I got to High Road.
19:46Mwah!
19:47Stayed at home.
19:50Didn't chat to Coldplay.
19:51I am single at the minute.
19:54Oh, yes.
19:55Meet me at the bar afterwards.
19:56But I think I know why I'm single now.
19:59I think I figured it out.
20:00I think it's because I like to think I can change a man.
20:04Yes, the girls over here as well.
20:06We love a little bit of a project, don't we?
20:09You know the way some men like to fix cars?
20:11Well, I like to fix men.
20:14I'll look for something on the verge of breaking down and I'll be like,
20:17come here to me.
20:19And then I'll spend two years under that thing making sure it's road-worthy.
20:25Don't worry, guys.
20:26As a comedian, you're in safe hands with me.
20:27I'm very woke.
20:28Unbelievable.
20:29Unbelievable.
20:30Unbelievable.
20:31Like, even when it comes to the old LGBTQTA, I've got a best friend for every letter.
20:36I do.
20:38I've got a best friend for every...
20:39Like, lesbian.
20:40That's my friend, Yvonne.
20:41Like, G.
20:42That's my friend, Brian.
20:43Like, T-trans.
20:44That's my friend, Yvonne again.
20:45She's great.
20:46She covers a load of letters for me, actually.
20:47She's on the real that one.
20:48She's great.
20:49She doesn't cover asexually at the end, people who don't want to have sex.
20:53But my wife sorts that one out.
20:54So it's fine.
20:55You learn a lot when you become a dad, the breastfeeding and all that.
21:07I remember the very first time ever experiencing it.
21:10I was there with my wife.
21:11She was trying to feed the baby.
21:12It wasn't really working.
21:13I didn't realise.
21:14I thought it just would work all the time, you know?
21:16And God bless the nurses.
21:17A nurse came into the room and grabbed my wife's breast and my son's head with the elegance
21:23of a builder.
21:24You know?
21:25Like picking an extension lead out of a puddle.
21:28I'll get it to work.
21:29Don't worry.
21:30And now I kind of thrive on the awkwardness, you know?
21:33I love it.
21:34Like, my wife's dad was coming to visit when we had the baby.
21:38And I could see by the walk on the man when he walked into the living room that he was
21:43going to go for a kiss with the baby.
21:45And I also knew his daughter was feeding the baby.
21:52So I could have stopped him.
21:56But I was bored out of my mind, you know?
21:59I said, ah, this will be good.
22:01And fair play to him.
22:02He must have known when he got to there.
22:03But he kept going all the way down.
22:05It was so awkward.
22:07And then he tried to make a joke about it, which is something I wouldn't recommend,
22:10to be quite honest with you.
22:11Because the joke he went for that evening, right, was,
22:14leave some for me, you greedy little shit.
22:17LAUGHTER
22:19Good to go ahead, lads, yeah.
22:21Well, you haven't seen him since, you know?
22:23Am I the only fucker that can see the obvious link between the decline of drinking alcohol
22:29and the rise of celibacy?
22:31It's fucking obvious!
22:33Um, Siobhan and Noel, I don't know how long you've been together.
22:3624 years.
22:3824 years, right?
22:39We don't even need to check, right?
22:41Unless you're Muslim or a recovering addict, Noel, you were off your tits the first time you got it on.
22:46Where's Siobhan?
22:47There is no other...
22:49There is no...
22:50There is no other way...
22:51There is no...
22:52There is no...
22:53There is no...
22:54There is no...
22:55Sorry.
22:56APPLAUSE
22:59Guaranteed.
23:00Well...
23:05Well...
23:06We know...
23:07So, well, now that's guaranteed then, I know.
23:11We don't even need to check, Noel.
23:12Do not confirm, I know for a fact.
23:15You wouldn't even be here tonight.
23:16You never would...
23:17Were it not for alcohol, you would not have been created.
23:21There'd be an empty space.
23:22There'd be no rose.
23:24Noel would have had to get to the point where I'd go,
23:26I could see two of you.
23:27Can I smash one of you?
23:28It would have been something like that.
23:31Wouldn't it?
23:32It's bang on.
23:33That's it.
23:34Put your chips on my back, Noel.
23:35That's it.
23:36I can feel the vinegar on my Chinese tattoo.
23:42Thank you very much.
23:43Good evening.
23:47Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for one of the greatest quizzes of all time.
23:51It's...
23:51The Parish Quiz!
23:52APPLAUSE
23:53I also heard you're a lifeguard.
24:11You're a qualified lifeguard?
24:12Yeah, technically, yeah, but I can't swim.
24:16Right, so you're a lifeguard and you can't swim.
24:18You're aware of what lifeguards do.
24:19Yeah.
24:21How did you qualify?
24:22Erm, I did a class in school with about 20 other people and I was the only one that failed and they felt bad, so they passed me in two minutes of school.
24:32I'll tell you one thing, Dean, if I'm ever in the river, lad, please, please, just offer me a soup instead or something.
24:36LAUGHTER
24:37What are you up to yourself?
24:38Oh, doing a bit of milking, doing a bit of nursing.
24:41Bit of milking, a bit of nursing.
24:42Bit of nursing, bit of milking, yeah.
24:44The two ends of it, you know.
24:45LAUGHTER
24:46Are you a nurse?
24:49Trying.
24:50I'm in my...
24:51Are you studying to be a nurse?
24:51I only dropped out once and I didn't drop out this past two years, so I'm doing well now.
24:55LAUGHTER
24:55Should get on to Dean's teacher.
24:57He'll be passive.
24:57LAUGHTER
24:58LAUGHTER
24:59And who are you milking?
25:00Or who are you looking for?
25:02LAUGHTER
25:03Who are you milking for?
25:04Eh...
25:05Eh...
25:06Pop Holland, he's a fella up the road from me, so...
25:09Right.
25:10I'm milking there nearly five years, so...
25:12Now, we heard, eh, you had an interest in the other roles of Shelley, yourself.
25:15CHEERING
25:17What's this?
25:18What's going on?
25:19I know, we love...
25:20So we're only about 40 minutes odd from Shelley at home, so we go back every year, so I recognised a few of the faces when I came in this evening, and we love it, yeah.
25:27Yeah, and how do you think Caitlin is doing?
25:28Oh, she's fab, Caitlin's a doth, yeah, such a good girl, she's amazing.
25:31Great answer, roasterly answer.
25:32LAUGHTER
25:33Great answer.
25:34100%, I feel like that you're here already.
25:36LAUGHTER
25:37What a kill lady.
25:38Hold on, lads.
25:39Do you have a favourite animal?
25:41I do, ehm, Snoopy the cow.
25:43LAUGHTER
25:44Snoopy the cow, now, is Snoopy the cow just your favourite, or is it a pet, or what?
25:49Oh, it's a pet, yeah, no, eh, she, as a calf and a heifer, she used to snoop into her pockets.
25:55Right.
25:56That's what I could find, usually sweets or something, you know, something good.
26:00LAUGHTER
26:01So that's why she got the name Snoopy.
26:03Way over left your favourite, there's a lot of money in there.
26:05LAUGHTER
26:06There's none of that, Johnny!
26:07LAUGHTER
26:08And representing us is Jake Coyney, how are you, Jake?
26:11Too bad, no, too bad.
26:12Well, Jake, how are you getting on, man?
26:14Ah, wrecked.
26:15LAUGHTER
26:16Jesus Christ.
26:17Well, how's he wrecked?
26:18A fair long way up, eh.
26:19LAUGHTER
26:20I used to order.
26:21We're up here every week, man, come on!
26:23Yeah, you could stay home, we'd see each other as well, eh.
26:26LAUGHTER
26:27Kicking off with John in Rossnery, here's your question.
26:30Hi, Johnny.
26:31Congratulations on becoming the third Johnny.
26:34Just to ask you, who was the captain of the St Mary's adult team
26:38that won the Junior B Championship?
26:40And here's his mother.
26:43LAUGHTER
26:45APPLAUSE
26:50LAUGHTER
26:51It's a mirage!
26:52LAUGHTER
26:53Sorry, the man asking the question is standing right there.
26:56LAUGHTER
26:57And then the mother is there.
26:59LAUGHTER
27:00You obviously recognise that woman.
27:02I do, yeah.
27:03Who is it?
27:04Who is it?
27:05It's Mammy.
27:06LAUGHTER
27:07Wait, the woman in the video is your mother?
27:09Yeah.
27:10OK, so the answer to the question is...
27:12Eh, my brother, James Lynch.
27:14LAUGHTER
27:15APPLAUSE
27:16So I know you're right.
27:17APPLAUSE
27:18And the answer is...
27:19James Lynch.
27:20APPLAUSE
27:21Yay!
27:22APPLAUSE
27:25Muncher Connacht, we're back to you.
27:26Let's have your next question.
27:28APPLAUSE
27:30Well, Amy, Connor here.
27:31I'm with the two Fergals, you're with the two Johnnies.
27:33Muncher Connacht last won the Junior Championship in 1976
27:36against Balignan.
27:38Anna, the question for you today is...
27:41Whose cows are those?
27:42LAUGHTER
27:43Whose cows are they out the back of the GEA field?
27:47Right.
27:48It is...
27:49Owen Brodie's cows.
27:50Owen Brodie's cows.
27:51Yes.
27:52Right, well, let's find out if you're right.
27:53And the answer is...
27:55The Brodie's.
27:56CHEERING
27:57CHEERING
27:58APPLAUSE
27:59Tige, we're starting with Nurnie. Here we go, here's your question.
28:03Hi, Tige.
28:04Gillian here from the shop.
28:06Can you tell us which local farmer sells us these potatoes?
28:10No, Tige, that's Gillian from the shop.
28:15LAUGHTER
28:16No need for first names, the shop.
28:18I like how you roll in Nurnie, lad.
28:21Too much hardship to name the shop.
28:23It's just the shop.
28:25Who produces them spuds?
28:27Eh, jeez.
28:28John Byrne.
28:29John Byrne.
28:30John Byrne.
28:31OK, all right.
28:32John Byrne, you say.
28:33Let's find out if you're right.
28:34And the answer is...
28:36The Byrnes.
28:37CHEERING
28:38CHEERING
28:39Well done, well done.
28:40I'm anti.
28:41I'm anti.
28:42I'm anti.
28:43I'm anti.
28:44I'm anti.
28:45I'm anti.
28:46I'm anti.
28:47I'm anti.
28:48OK, Aisley, let's go back to Khalidi for your next question.
28:52Hi, Aisley.
28:54Margaret and Mike here.
28:55We're here in the shop in Nahida.
28:57And Margaret has a question for you.
28:59Aisley, what year did my mother open the shop?
29:06Now, that is Khalidi's Posh and Bex, Margaret and Mike.
29:10LAUGHTER
29:11Oh, God.
29:12In what year did Margaret's mother open the shop?
29:14Oh, like, I think it's the 50s.
29:16Or between 53 and 54.
29:18Go on, give it a go.
29:1954?
29:211954.
29:22OK, let's go back to Dexter's laboratory and find out.
29:24LAUGHTER
29:25And the answer is...
29:281953.
29:29LAUGHTER
29:30Unlucky, unlucky.
29:31Jake, you ready?
29:32Just to go up now, sorry.
29:33Let's go to the Premier County for our next question.
29:36Hi, Jake.
29:37Andy here.
29:38With Firmacool's two hounds.
29:39But last Thursday evening, this hound here, Pepe, had a big birthday party in Palmuca.
29:41Your father was there with many others.
29:42He had a cheesecake.
29:43The lads had a sponge cake.
29:44But what age was Pepe?
29:45LAUGHTER
29:46OK, the question is...
29:47Hold on, hold on now.
29:48The question is, what age was Pepe the dog last week?
29:51Well, I wouldn't invite it.
29:52That was...
29:53I didn't even get to collect your father that night.
29:54Er...
29:55That dog's fair old.
29:56That's 16.
29:57That's a fair age.
29:58Let's go back to the other.
29:59Yeah, that's a fair age.
30:00Let's go back to the other.
30:01He had a big birthday party in Palmuca.
30:02He had a big birthday party in Palmuca.
30:03Your father was there with many others.
30:04He had a cheesecake.
30:05The lads had a sponge cake.
30:06But what age was Pepe?
30:07LAUGHTER
30:08OK, the question is...
30:09Hold on, hold on now.
30:10The question is, what age was Pepe the dog last week?
30:11I wouldn't invite it.
30:12That was...
30:13LAUGHTER
30:14I wouldn't even get to collect your father that night.
30:16LAUGHTER
30:26back to Andy and find out if you're right?
30:28Hi Jake, I hope you got it right
30:30or you'll be in trouble the next evening
30:32but Mr Pepe celebrated
30:34his 16th birthday
30:40It's a draw lads which means we need
30:42a tiebreaker right can we get Davey Russell
30:44give us a hand with this tiebreaker
30:46Davey Russell
30:48Jump in here Dave
30:50This is a tough quiz lads
30:52It is a tough quiz
30:54I'm not from those parishes
30:561953
30:58and 1954
31:00Okay lads
31:02So our question is Davey Russell
31:04Champion jockey all his life
31:06had to be on top of his weight in order to race
31:08Our question is now he's retired
31:10What weight is he?
31:12Do you have a weight in skills?
31:14No please
31:16Tygen Nerney to the nearest kg
31:18What weight would you say Davey?
31:20He's laying the mutton down
31:22What's your looking Tyge?
31:24His old height
31:26His hind quarters are
31:28Have a good look at him now
31:30What would you put on him Tyge?
31:32Ehh
31:34Shhh
31:3688kg
31:3888kg
31:40What's that in all money?
31:42I don't know what that is in all money
31:4488kg
31:46I'd say
31:4885kg
31:50Okay she's went for a little less than 85
31:52Well here's the moment the truth
31:54We're back in the weigh room
31:56With or without clothes
31:58We'll be back after the break
32:02We'll live on the clothes
32:04I'll just hop up and she'll work away
32:06Including the boots
32:0888kg
32:1088kg
32:12Which means Tyge is the winner
32:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:22Now
32:24Here is the moment to choose okay
32:26In one of these envelopes
32:28Is an all expenses paid trip
32:30To Las Vegas
32:32Now also in there
32:34Okay
32:35Is
32:36A bag of spuds
32:37From
32:38The shop
32:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:41Which envelope are you going to take Tyge
32:42What's it going to be
32:43In one of them is the trip to Vegas
32:44And the other is the bag of spuds
32:45We're going with this one
32:46You're going with that one closest to you
32:47Okay Tyge
32:48Open her up
32:49And let us know
32:50Dead right bless yourself
32:51I can be fingers crossed for you Tyge
32:53Hold it up to the camera
32:54What's it going to be
32:55A bag of spuds
32:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:58Let's give it up for Tyge in wrestling
33:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:04MUSIC
33:30Now ladies and gentlemen
33:37You may not know this
33:38We don't like to bring it up too often
33:40But
33:41Tip one the All-Ireland
33:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:44Take that, Carlo
33:46And tonight
33:49In the bar
33:50Is a very important guest
33:51Can I make my way down please
33:53If you don't mind
33:54Ladies and gentlemen
33:55Sorry, how are you?
33:56What's your name?
33:57You're not our guest
33:58Not you, Nicol Kenny Jersey either lads
34:00Because if you don't mind
34:01Right here behind you all
34:02All evening has been
34:04The Liam McArthur
34:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:11Now
34:12Tipperary were lucky enough to win it this year
34:16But only ten counties have ever won
34:18The Hurling All-Ireland Championship
34:19And had the chance to climb those hallowed steps
34:22And make the famous speech
34:23So we thought we'd let some counties
34:26Who have never won the All-Ireland
34:28LAUGHTER
34:29Some people here in the audience
34:30Might like to lift it
34:32Like I see a whole mix of jerseys
34:34Where are you guys from?
34:35Baltimore, America
34:36Baltimore have never won it
34:38LAUGHTER
34:40Right
34:41Say for example
34:42Is there anyone here from Tyrone?
34:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:47OK, let's go
34:48Have a chance
34:51This should go well, I think
34:54OK, who's from Tyrone?
34:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:57Tyrone have never won the Liam McCarty
34:58Have they?
34:59That's right, I know
35:00Would you like the chance now
35:01To lift the cup and make a speech?
35:02Jeez, I'd love it
35:03OK, now
35:04Are you ready? So, in your own time ready?
35:05I am
35:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:11Who would you like to thank?
35:13Jeez, I'd like to thank my whole family
35:15And all the good people at Trillicon
35:17Especially my uncle Rodney Kelly
35:19Big inspiration for me
35:20LAUGHTER
35:21LAUGHTER
35:22No, this is unbelievable
35:24Never thought I'd lift this thing in my life
35:26LAUGHTER
35:27Thanks very much
35:28Give it up for Tyrone, everybody
35:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:33Back for you
35:34Johnny Smacks
35:35Thank you, John
35:36Now, as Johnny B said
35:37Only ten counties have won
35:39The Liam McCarty Cup
35:40One of those counties
35:41Have won it since 1998
35:43I am, of course, talking about Offaly
35:46Neil, do you remember the summer of 1998?
35:49Shut your face
35:50LAUGHTER
35:51LAUGHTER
35:52Yes, it was brilliant
35:53Absolutely brilliant
35:54First team to be knocked out
35:55And still win it
35:56When it got in the back door
35:57The way all Offaly people like to do it
35:58LAUGHTER
35:59LAUGHTER
36:00That sounded weird
36:02I'm from Rosgray, so right on the border
36:06Yeah, occupied Offaly
36:07Yeah
36:08LAUGHTER
36:09So, you know, I'm always kind of giving Offaly a ribbon
36:11But I think it's time that, you know, we get the Lee McCarty over
36:14Again
36:15Give it to an Offaly man
36:16Oh, yes, please
36:17Would you like to see Neil Delamere lift the Lee McCarty Cup?
36:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:21I don't know about this
36:22For the bite of Offaly
36:23Come on, what about Carlo?
36:25LAUGHTER
36:26LAUGHTER
36:27I don't know if I can do this, John
36:30There's a good chance
36:31There's a good chance
36:32I may not be able to show my face around Rosgrave for a while
36:34But Neil Delamere
36:35You've surely practised this in the mirror as a young fella
36:37No, I knew I was so shite
36:38I didn't get anyone here
36:39LAUGHTER
36:40I'd like to thank my uncle, Rodney Kelly
36:43LAUGHTER
36:44He's...
36:45He moved down from Tyrone
36:47And this is why we won
36:48Can I do the speech I would make?
36:50Oh, lads
36:51It's, listen
36:52It's customary in this position
36:53We want to
36:54Say hip hip array
36:55To the losing team
36:56LAUGHTER
36:57But it was Kilkenny
36:58And you can't beat those fuckers by enough
37:00So...
37:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
37:06LAUGHTER
37:07Cheers
37:09Lies
37:10Lift them up!
37:11Go on, lift them up!
37:12Get them up!
37:13Look at that!
37:14Oh, blue, it is a lovely colour
37:17Till it gets a second dip
37:19That's the way with the outland's courting
37:21You'll never know when he'll take a fit
37:23Madame, I'm a darling, a diro ditheroe
37:26Oh, madame, I'm a darling, a diro ditheroe
37:29Oh, madame, I have gold and silver
37:31Madame, I have tracks of land
37:33of land. Madam, I have ships in the ocean. All I'm missing is a fine young man. Madam,
37:39I'm a darling, a diro did a row. Oh, madam, I'm a darling, a diro day. Oh, going to the
37:45well for water, washing it around for to make some tea. He fell over, I fell under. All
37:51of the game was above the name. Madam, I'm a darling, a diro did a row. Oh, madam, I'm
37:57a darling, a diro day. Oh, madam, you can tie my garter, tie it up above my knee. If
38:03you want, you can tie it further. Madam, I'm a darling, a diro did a row. Oh, madam,
38:11I'm a darling, a diro did a row. Oh, madam, I'm a darling, a diro did a row. Oh, madam,
38:16I'm a darling, a diro did a row. Oh, madam, I'm a darling, a diro did a row. Oh, madam,
38:20I'm a darling, a diro did a row. Oh, madam, I'm a darling, a diro did a row. Oh, madam,
38:25I'm a darling, a diro did a row. Oh, madam, I'm a darling, a diro did a row. Oh, madam,
38:28I'm a darling, a diro did a row. Oh, madam, I'm a darling, a diro did a row. Oh, madam,
38:29It's not date or relate again with animals, is it?
38:32It kind of is.
38:33It's a rural and Irish version.
38:34We're back to leash.
38:36There's two Jack Russells.
38:38We're wondering if you could describe...
38:40We've got an animal here for you.
38:42Yeah, this is Goujon, who is a five-year-old golden retriever.
38:45I mean, what kind of person owns a Goujon?
38:48Well, the person who should own a golden retriever
38:51is someone that likes to walk and someone who's active,
38:53cos a lot of dogs are rehomed cos people get a cockapoo
38:55and they live in a fucking flat in Dublin or something.
38:58So, I would think a quite active person that likes walking.
39:01Yeah, we've got another dog for you here.
39:03Yeah.
39:04This is Ted Hastings, who's a four-year-old golden doodle.
39:07Yeah.
39:08You know, what kind of a person owns him?
39:10Well, that would probably be an old lady or an elderly gay man.
39:13LAUGHTER
39:15Great, we can tell you there are two dogs.
39:18LAUGHTER
39:20Nailed it.
39:21Well, the question is, which Johnny owns which dog?
39:24Ooh.
39:26Who's been doing more walking?
39:29LAUGHTER
39:30It's impossible to tell, isn't it?
39:32LAUGHTER
39:33Golden retriever.
39:34Yeah.
39:35That's my Goujon.
39:36Yeah, golden doodle.
39:37I am, of course.
39:38You go to one, you go to one.
39:39I am, of course, an heavenly gamer.
39:41LAUGHTER
39:42So, we have a series of pictures which show you at your absolute peak.
39:48So, we thought we'd play a game.
39:49Are you up for this?
39:50Yeah.
39:51OK, it's called Game Face, where you have to tell us which event you are participating in,
39:56just going from your facial expressions.
39:58Let's have a look at your first picture.
40:01LAUGHTER
40:02It has to be long jump, cos I always pull the worst faces to a long jump, surely.
40:06You reckon it's long jump?
40:07If I do that in any other event, that's really embarrassing.
40:09OK.
40:10Let's find out if it is long jump.
40:14Yay!
40:15It's long jump.
40:17Always the worst photos.
40:19Always.
40:20Let's have a look at another photo, Kate, now.
40:23LAUGHTER
40:24I know it instantly as well.
40:25Could have been a really big curry.
40:27LAUGHTER
40:29What do you reckon, Kate?
40:32It has to be the shot put.
40:33The shot put.
40:34It has to be.
40:35This is me trying to do maths.
40:36It has to be.
40:37LAUGHTER
40:38Right, let's find out if it is the shot put.
40:39It is.
40:40Yay!
40:45Let's have one more, let's have a look.
40:46OK.
40:47Erm...
40:48I know it again, it's long jump.
40:49It has to be, like...
40:50OK, let's have a look.
40:51Is it the long jump?
40:52It has to be.
40:53It has to be.
40:54It is you long jumping over the lift.
40:56CHEERING
40:57So, we are going to show you some pictures.
41:02This is the view you would have had when you were riding these horses winning races.
41:06Did I?
41:07Are these horses that I rode?
41:08Yes.
41:09OK.
41:10So, let's have a look at horse number one.
41:11LAUGHTER
41:12No way.
41:13No way.
41:14I didn't ride that horse.
41:16LAUGHTER
41:17It's got a double bridle on.
41:18No way.
41:19So...
41:20You did?
41:21That's one of yours.
41:22That's one of yours.
41:23That's one of yours.
41:24Yeah.
41:25There's no denying it now.
41:26LAUGHTER
41:27I know they don't all look the same when you see the photos.
41:30LAUGHTER
41:31That's...
41:32That's one of yours.
41:33Yeah.
41:34They don't all look the same from behind, Davy.
41:36LAUGHTER
41:37Right, Davy, look.
41:38You rode this horse.
41:39Who is it?
41:40Sam Crow.
41:41Max?
41:42Er...
41:43Well, Davy, let's find out if you're right.
41:44It is Sam Crow!
41:46CHEERING
41:47That's amazing!
41:48APPLAUSE
41:49OK, we've got another one.
41:51Yeah, yeah, we've got another one.
41:52OK, Davy, here's a look at horse number two.
41:54LAUGHTER
41:57No, that is...
41:58That is...
41:59I would say a harder one.
42:00Very hairy.
42:02LAUGHTER
42:03No, I...
42:05No, you did!
42:07LAUGHTER
42:08We know you did!
42:09We know you did!
42:10They're all horses you rode.
42:11Right, I...
42:12I...
42:13I...
42:14I don't know that horse, no.
42:15Take a guess.
42:16Er...
42:17If it's, erm...
42:18Field Ore.
42:19It's not Irish Point.
42:20Oh, good horse.
42:21LAUGHTER
42:22It was my last winner.
42:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:24It was my last winner.
42:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:26It was my last winner.
42:27Yeah, good horse him, yeah.
42:28Er, OK.
42:29He can't hear you.
42:30LAUGHTER
42:31Let's have a look at one more.
42:32One more, one more horse.
42:33Ah, the man himself, is it?
42:35What are you saying?
42:36What are you saying?
42:37Is that the tiger?
42:38It is tiger oil!
42:39Yeah!
42:40What is he?
42:41Good horse.
42:42Good horse.
42:43Good horse.
42:44Good horse.
42:45OK.
42:46Your man still gives out about your fashion choices from time to time.
42:51I mean, is it fair to say she's trolling you a bit?
42:53When I'm...
42:54She is my ultimate troll.
42:55I had to ban her from texting me when I'm live on television.
42:59Cos it was...
43:00Oh, stay to your hair.
43:01Jesus.
43:02Bit heavy with the make-up.
43:03Bit heavy with the make-up this morning.
43:05Do you think that...
43:06Do you think that shirt is right?
43:08Oh my God, are you pregnant?
43:09Did you forget to tell me?
43:10And this is just...
43:11Wait, in the middle of the show?
43:12In the middle of...
43:13Like, it will start at 7 and it will not stop until 10.
43:16So I had to ban her.
43:17We have some of the messages that your ma'am has sent you.
43:19Oh, no.
43:20She's got...
43:21This is for you.
43:22The hair is a big page.
43:24Can't see your face with your hair.
43:26With your hair, yeah.
43:27So this is in the middle of the show.
43:28You might check your forehead to brain.
43:297.40 in the morning.
43:3020 to 8.
43:31I've been on air for 40 minutes.
43:32We have another one here.
43:34Hair lovely, but you're very pale.
43:36Very pale.
43:37It's not the time, Mary.
43:39We're living in different times, girls.
43:41Mary is on fire.
43:428.19.
43:43We've got another one here.
43:44Hate that blouse mirror.
43:45Bin bin.
43:46Bin bin.
43:49And I think this is my personal favourite.
43:51Love your jumper.
43:52TV3, keep showing your spanks.
43:55We've wondered, like, what it's like to get hit by a professional boxer.
43:59Yeah.
44:00And thankfully, Johnny B has said he's willing...
44:02LAUGHTER
44:03To get hit by a professional boxer, so we...
44:07CHEERING
44:08So...
44:09I mean...
44:10Pretend he's Putin.
44:11Would you...
44:12This one's not that potted.
44:13Good.
44:14Good.
44:15Good.
44:16It is...
44:17Give it to him, Nick.
44:18Fucking give it to him.
44:19Give it to him, Nick.
44:20Fucking give it to him.
44:21LAUGHTER
44:22You sound like that, yeah?
44:23LAUGHTER
44:24Sorry.
44:25I've got a wrong thing.
44:26Oh!
44:27Is that right?
44:28Is that right?
44:29Is that right?
44:30Is that right?
44:31Is that right?
44:32Is that right?
44:33All right.
44:34All right.
44:35All right.
44:36All right.
44:37All right.
44:38All right.
44:39All right.
44:40What do you want more?
44:41You hit me with your bad hand.
44:42All right.
44:43Appreciate that.
44:44LAUGHTER
44:45APPLAUSE
44:47Well, it's only a time for tonight, lads.
45:00LAUGHTER
45:01Back in the house for the Two Johnnies late-night lock-in season finale!
45:06CHEERING
45:08Yeah, yeah, fuck you, yeah!
45:10WHISTLE BLOWS
45:12Shut up, actually, it's actually the maniac!
45:15All right.
45:18Let's do this.
45:20Whoo-hoo-hoo!
45:22Whoo-hoo-hoo!
45:24Whoo-hoo-hoo!
45:25Whoo-hoo-hoo!
45:26Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
45:27She walked across the depths of that night, she was dressed to kill.
45:30She was a sexy lady, she had to get her thrill.
45:34How did she get it? How did she know?
45:36All the needs with the beat and the tailbone.
45:38She just walked for that night.
45:39She was in for the fright.
45:40She said, greetings.
45:42Hold the time with a new chair.
45:43Hold the time with the mic in the left hand.
45:45It's been all fun to preach in.
45:46Are you ready now?
45:47Go to the rooms now.
45:48Life, it has no meaning.
45:50Are you ready now?
45:51Move to the madness.
45:52I'll party back to you.
45:53We bring this group to you.
45:57Are you ready now?
45:58Move to the groove.
46:00Put your hands up in the air.
46:02One super question that I ask you.
46:05Are you ready?
46:07Are you ready?
46:08Are you ready?
46:10Ready?
46:15All right.
46:16Every single person in the house tonight.
46:18Let's hear you see.
46:20She's a maniac, she's a maniac, maniac on the floor.
46:26And she's dancing, and she's dancing like she ever did before.
46:34She was Johnny's dance floor
46:36She's a maniac, maniac on the floor
46:40Sing it!
46:41And she's dancing
46:42And she's dancing like she never did before
46:47The audience needs a patient time
46:49She said put your hands in the air
46:52Side to side like you just don't care
46:56Everybody in the house on a party night
46:58Scream up back to me
47:00I'm the ugly ugly
47:02She's a maniac, maniac on the floor
47:07And she's dancing
47:09And she's dancing like she never did before
47:14The crowd tonight!
47:21A huge thank you to everyone here in Swan's Bar tonight
47:25And thank you to all of our guests throughout the series
47:27And thank you at home for watching
47:28Now for a very special performance from Dan McCabe playing Grace
47:31We'll see you soon
47:33Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye
47:34Bye, bye, bye, bye
47:36As we gather in the chapel here in old main home jail
47:41And think about the last few weeks
47:43Oh, will it save the fame?
47:49The last few weeks
47:52Oh, we'll see the fame
47:56From the scum days
47:58They have told us
48:00We must earn liberty
48:04We'll hold you on
48:07In the staring place
48:10As do you have you heed with me
48:13Oh, gracious home
48:19In your arms
48:21And let this moment linger
48:24You'll take me out the dark
48:29And I will die
48:31With all my love
48:36I place this wedding ring
48:39Upon your finger
48:41There won't be time
48:44To share all the reasons
48:49Oh, gracious home
48:56In your arms
48:58And let this moment linger
49:01They'll take me out the dark
49:06And I will die
49:08With all my love
49:13With all my love
49:13I place this wedding ring
49:16Upon your finger
49:18There won't be time
49:21To share all the things
49:22To share all the things
49:23To share all the things
49:24We'll see the goodbyes
49:28There won't be time
49:32To share all the things
49:33To share all the things
49:37For we'll see the goodbyes
49:40For we'll see the goodbyes
49:42Where we'll see the goodbyes
49:45For we'll see the goodbyes
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