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00:00The definitive debate starts now.

00:02Who is smarter, the monkey or the horse?

00:05Well, I think the answer is obvious.

00:06It's the horse.

00:08Let's face it, we domesticated ourselves.

00:10You just throw poop.

00:11Hey, that's a highly evolved defense mechanism.

00:14Besides, I can use tools.

00:16The monkey or the horse?

00:21Today we have a funny debate between me and my friend the monkey.

00:24Let's find out who is smarter and more beloved by humans.

00:28Follow us until the end.

00:30Humans love horses.

00:31We're majestic.

00:32Monkeys just throw things and steal food.

00:34It's not even a debate.

00:35And yet I seem to recall a certain Trojan horse.

00:37We're clearly superior.

00:38Horses are symbols of power and grace.

00:40You guys just fling yourselves around trees.

00:42And yet I'm the one calmly enjoying this excellent brew while you hyperventilate.

00:45We pull chariots.

00:47We help cowboys.

00:47We even have our own emojis.

00:49Monkeys just throw things.

00:51Humans evolved from monkeys.

00:53Look, humans clearly prefer horses.

00:55We're majestic.

00:56You're just loud.

00:56And yet I'm the one drinking coffee with best monkey on the mug.

00:59That proves absolutely nothing about intelligence.

01:01We're symbols of power and grace.

01:03Humans look up to us.

01:04They look at you and see glue.

01:06This mug says best monkey.

01:08Argument over.

01:09Humans like us more.

01:10They bet millions on us.

01:12Yeah.

01:12They bet on you because you can't count the money yourselves.

01:15Yeah.

01:15We manage the portfolios.

01:17Yeah.

01:17Humans prefer majestic over monkey business.

01:19Majestic?

01:20You wear tiny hats.

01:21We're building civilizations while you're eating sugar cubes.

01:23At least we don't have to fling our intelligence metrics.

01:25Humans love us because we're majestic and smart.

01:27You just throw poop.

01:28Oh, really?

01:29Then why does my mug say best monkey?

01:32Checkmate, sea biscuit.

01:33We are the rich ones.

01:34You love us.

01:35You raise us.

01:36And you are proud of us.

01:37What do you do?

01:37We are the scholars and the clever ones.

01:39You love us.

01:41We humans are the ones you rely on and who provide comfort to other humans.

01:45What do you do?

01:46We are the origin of humans.

01:47In fact, we are smarter than humans.

01:49Face it, we are clearly superior.

01:52Humans love us.

01:53They even put best monkey on my mug.

01:55What do they put on yours, glue factory?

01:57Humans are relied upon for difficult matters like wars and races.

02:00But what do you do?

02:02Are you serious?

02:03We are clearly the superior species.

02:05Humans literally race us for sport.

02:07Nobody's racing a monkey.

02:09They also eat horses.

02:11When's the last time you saw a gorilla burger?

02:13I don't fight with ships.

02:15Yeah.

02:15If I ask you a question now, you won't know the answer.

02:17So tell me, Einstein.

02:19Which came first, the egg or the chicken?

02:22Neither the egg nor the chicken came first.

02:24They came together.

02:27Now, in your opinion, who is smarter after watching this video and the conversation that

02:32took place between me and the monkey?

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