00:00The countdown has begun. Will he save Christmas? Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you, Titan the Robot.
00:19You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry. You'd better just shout, I tell you why.
00:27The Titan Show has rolled up in town.
00:33Don't be afraid, I'm really quite nice. I'm the eight-foot-tall robotic device.
00:41The Titan Show has rolled up in town.
00:46That's fantastic!
00:47Star Command, Titan the Robot. Mission Log, Stargate 4703. Just landed at this strange planet.
01:00Inhabitants appear friendly, but there seems to be no sign of intelligent length anywhere.
01:06Hey, you! What the heck are you staring at?
01:13Huh? Hmm? Yeah? Hmm? Hmm? Oh!
01:19Running away won't save ya!
01:27Hey, kids! You know what's coming soon, don't you?
01:31That's right! It's Christmas!
01:36So, who wants a Christmas song?
01:39Okay, let's go!
01:43Oh, the weather outside is frightful
01:46But the fire is so delightful
01:49Since we've no place to go
01:52Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
01:56Hey, just because you're stood over there
02:15Don't think I'm not gonna come over and scare you
02:18Wait there
02:20Wait right there
02:22Hello, ma'am!
02:30I heard you shout out you'd like to give something back this Christmas
02:34Would that be you, sir?
02:36No!
02:40Well, hi there, little snow baby
02:43Titan here to bring you some official Christmas wisdom
02:47Always negotiate for second helpries of milk and festive chocolates
02:52And remember, use your super cuteness
02:55It works on parents, elves, and even Santa Claus himself
02:59You better watch out
03:10Stop! Wait right there, kids!
03:16I just received an important newsflash from the North Pole
03:20Multiple children have been detected on Santa's naughty list
03:29And must be exterminated
03:31Uh-oh
03:33Exterminate! Exterminate!
03:36And that's the end of this newsflash
03:38Thank you
03:39I detect a camera
03:46That's right, you there
03:48I detect your Christmas camera
03:51And I'm loving it
03:53Okay, here we go
03:54Three, two, one
03:56And snow pose
03:58And jingle it
04:02Mistletoe kiss
04:04And super ho-ho funky
04:09You love me, right?
04:13I know you do
04:14But I love me, too
04:15Especially at Christmas
04:17It started with the keys
04:25It started with the keys
04:29Hey, everyone
04:39You've probably noticed Dave is wearing one of my new limited edition Christmas Titan the Robot badges
04:48Show him your badge, Dave
04:50He loves this bit
04:52Well, kids
04:54Dave has a handful of these Christmas badges to give away
04:58Right now
04:59To the person that shouts the loudest
05:02So
05:03Who wants a Titan badge?
05:07I can't hear you
05:10Okay, Dave
05:12Your mission is
05:13Give out free Titan Christmas badges to loud shouty people
05:17In three
05:19Two
05:20One
05:21And he's on
05:24Two
05:26Two
05:26Three
05:27Three
05:28Two
05:29Five
05:30Four
05:31Three
05:33Two
05:33One
05:34Two
05:35One
05:36One
05:36One
05:37Two
05:38Out
05:42One
05:43One
05:43Two
05:45Two
05:46One
05:47Two
05:47One
05:48Stop the clock!
05:51Wow! Give yourselves a round of applause!
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