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Christmas Movie 2025
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00:00No, no, no, no, no, I'm not.
00:02Come on, reason pink, you've got two minutes.
00:05Give your rescue.
00:15What?
00:17So much to do.
00:19Therefore not Christmas drinks at Becky's.
00:21Arcelad, don't forget Christmas drinks at Becky's.
00:24Mm.
00:26Get those down and get downstairs.
00:28I don't want to link, I don't want to build.
00:32No, I don't want to meet up.
00:34I don't want to...
00:35Come on, come on, quick, quick, quick, because we're late.
00:37Anna, could you come here, really?
00:39Nearly there, last day. That's pretty.
00:41What?
00:42Hiya.
00:43Well, that's a nice Christmas you need.
00:45Have you put more decorations on?
00:48Wasting my money here.
00:50Oh, money.
00:51Can you tell me something?
00:53What does this have to do with the miraculous birth?
00:56Oh, don't stop.
00:57Can we be doing that again?
00:58Really?
00:59Either you hate Christmas because you don't celebrate it,
01:01or you hate it because you're tired to us.
01:03Which one is it?
01:04This is not about hate, okay?
01:05I just have reason to believe that this time period here
01:07was not Jesus, peace be upon him, his real birthday.
01:10Is all I'm saying.
01:11Who told you that?
01:12That.
01:13Orthodox priests tell me you're friends with on Instagram.
01:14Dad, you shouldn't be making friends with strangers on the internet.
01:17Especially priests.
01:18All right.
01:19And this, please, my loves?
01:20Mm-mm.
01:21What if I bribe you?
01:22I'm gonna need specifics.
01:24You can wax your dad's ear holes again.
01:26No, you're not doing that.
01:27Deal.
01:28Thank you very much.
01:29It's too cute.
01:33It's killing me.
01:34Right, can't get these out of me hairdo now.
01:36Now, you do look cute though, you know.
01:38Disallowed to Mum.
01:39Salam, Mum.
01:40Salam, my darlings.
01:42Have your breakfast.
01:43Dad, I need some new school shoes.
01:48Salam.
01:49Well, I'll still buy my underwears on eBay, so you're gonna have to wait.
01:52There's much mistletoeing and hearts will be glowing.
02:01What do you think?
02:02Oh, Mum.
02:03You like it?
02:04The treat is lovely.
02:05You like it?
02:06You like it?
02:11That's it, Salam.
02:13Say Merry Christmas.
02:14Merry Christmas!
02:15Merry Christmas!
02:17Oh, look, Dad.
02:18What?
02:19Let me prove it, please.
02:20I can't prove it, please, in my own house.
02:22Merry, merry, merry, Christmas!
02:27Merry, merry, merry, Christmas!
02:30We start Friday, you man.
02:32Let's go!
02:33Yo, what do you want to hear from my guy?
02:36Yeah?
02:37You see how I do?
02:38Aye, aye, aye. Do you want one about the CEO?
02:41Ah, you want one about the boss?
02:43Haughtry.
02:44Blamein' on Haughtry?
02:45Blamein' on Haughtry.
02:46Haughtry?
02:47Here we go. Let's zone. Here we go.
02:50The CEO is called Haughta the Tree.
02:52Mum better not come round here and mess with me.
02:55I'll give him uppercuts like one, two, three.
02:58Come on, I'm floating like a butterfly and stinging like a...
03:01Caterpillar.
03:04It's P.
03:06Caterpillars don't float, do they, Sharon?
03:08No, but I liked it. I still liked it.
03:10Always shut off.
03:12Always shut off.
03:14Come on, come on.
03:16Bro.
03:17Yeah, bro.
03:18I'm telling you now.
03:19Mm-hm.
03:20I turned 200 quid into a grand in six days without new Chinese crypto.
03:23Can ya?
03:24Yeah.
03:25So tell me.
03:26Mm-hm.
03:27Why is she living at home with your nanny?
03:29She's got a brand new 88-inch plasma, right?
03:31And when we watch the chase, we can see Bradley Walsh's individual nose, hairs.
03:3588-inch plasma, yeah?
03:37Yeah, man.
03:38OK.
03:39Uh, Darren?
03:40Yeah?
03:41It says here that.
03:42Plasma TVs ceased to be sold in the UK in 2014.
03:46You're lying.
03:47You gotta stop this lying.
03:48HR already spoke to you about this.
03:50Stop lying in my office.
03:52I'm not lying about the crypto.
03:53And I might have exaggerated about the TV.
03:55I'm gonna go make a cup of tea and take five.
03:57Yeah?
03:58Make one for your nan as well.
04:00You're lucky.
04:01I like you.
04:02Bonuses are in.
04:05Oh, yes.
04:06Wow.
04:07I'm not lying.
04:08I'm not lying.
04:09I'm not lying.
04:10I'm not lying.
04:11No, no, no.
04:12I'm not lying.
04:13950?
04:14Tomorrow, what do you get?
04:15870?
04:16Why don't you get more?
04:17Patrick, what do you get?
04:18I've got 960.
04:19Pretty happy with that.
04:20Here you are.
04:21How's that?
04:22Christmas bonuses are in.
04:23Ahsan, Christmas bonuses are in.
04:28Why is it why you're asking me questions?
04:30What's your cake?
04:30Huh? Money?
04:32Do me a favour, bro.
04:34Just watch my desk for a minute.
04:35I need to go for a meeting.
04:36Jay?
04:38Jamie?
04:44At least you photocopied your hand this time.
04:46Get in the office.
04:51Jay?
04:51Yeah?
04:52They've given me an £8,000 bonus.
04:58What?
04:59Yes.
05:01Eight bags!
05:02Why are you so loud?
05:03Are you kidding me?
05:04Oh, my days, blood.
05:06Mashallah.
05:07Mashallah.
05:09We need to celebrate.
05:10We could go mental.
05:13I probably shouldn't be spending the money like this.
05:14We can do anything we like.
05:15We can travel to Mexico.
05:17Go to Darfur.
05:18We can go glamping.
05:20In Dartford?
05:20Spend quality time together, bro.
05:24You're around me, you.
05:25Your sister, the kids.
05:27Forget the kids.
05:28Forget them.
05:28Sorry?
05:28Just me and you.
05:29Me and you, brother.
05:31It's just us two.
05:32You get me?
05:33We could go Kazakhstan.
05:34We could go Uzbekistan.
05:36Any other stans.
05:37Mongolia.
05:38That's not a stan.
05:38I don't care.
05:39I don't care.
05:40It's the only one.
05:40There's only one.
05:41All year.
05:42Let me think about it, yeah?
05:43Yeah?
05:44Live.
05:45Love.
05:47Love.
05:49Yes.
05:50Let's be quiet.
05:51Glamping in Darfur.
05:52I'm so proud of you.
05:54Oh, yeah?
05:54I'm so proud of you.
05:56I'm proud of me too.
05:57I'm so proud.
05:57I'm proud of me.
05:58I'm proud of you, man.
05:59I'm so proud of you.
06:02My boy.
06:03My boy.
06:04Hey, let's get a takeaway tonight to celebrate.
06:07Jamie, go home.
06:08That sounds good.
06:08I'm going to get something from the fridge.
06:11Poor lad.
06:13Still eating these feelings, huh?
06:14After your mum, dad.
06:16Yeah, thanks.
06:17Anyway, here's what we're going to do with the money, okay?
06:19Yeah.
06:20We're going to pay off some debts.
06:22And we're going to save some for a rainy day.
06:23How about that?
06:25Oh, man's talking to you, thanks.
06:26Oh, yeah.
06:27Like, always.
06:28There's never a lot of time.
06:30Um, have you always got something in there?
06:32What's up with that?
06:34Why don't we go on holiday?
06:35You're taking a mic?
06:37Abroad.
06:38Like a proper holiday.
06:39Not camping.
06:40You can't afford a broad, Han.
06:42We can.
06:43We can't.
06:44I mean, it's with love.
06:45It's not going to be with love, but go on.
06:46Don't you think that this relationship could do with a kick up the arse?
06:50I don't know why you keep saying that.
06:53You say that every few weeks, you know.
06:55This don't need no kick up no arses, yeah?
06:58Me and you, we've got chemistry.
07:02Put it there, pal.
07:03Is this it?
07:03Good lad.
07:04Do you feel that?
07:05Yeah.
07:05Yeah, no, you're right.
07:06I do feel that every time I see you at the fridge drinking milk straight from the bottle.
07:09Don't drink straight from the bottle.
07:11Yeah, you do.
07:11I just sky it.
07:12I don't lips the bottle.
07:12I talk the girls not to lips the bottle either.
07:14Wow, lovely.
07:15That's nice, isn't it?
07:16Look at us.
07:16What?
07:17Is this where we are?
07:19Arguing about milk.
07:20Where's the joy?
07:21Where is this actually going?
07:24What?
07:24We should go to Lapland.
07:28We are not.
07:29What?
07:30We should go to Lapland.
07:31No.
07:32That's exactly what we should do.
07:33We should not exactly do that.
07:34Because mum always wanted to take the kids there, but she never made it.
07:38I know she never made it because she died.
07:40But we could go and make more memories with the kids.
07:43That'd be so nice.
07:44Because at the moment, their main childhood memory is that you shit yourself in Nando's.
07:49I never shit myself in Nando's.
07:50I shit myself outside Nando's.
07:52And I always regretted not making more memories with mum.
07:55And now she's, you know.
07:56Look, Becky took her lot last year and she said the puddings were massive.
08:06I see what you're doing here.
08:08You're a very smart lady, but I can't do it, Han.
08:10I can't do it.
08:12Fine.
08:13You're absolutely right.
08:14We'll just stay here and do what we normally do.
08:16Yeah?
08:16Nativity, choir, stupid jumpers.
08:20We'll go over to Aunty Janet's for mince pie.
08:23I like Aunty Janet's.
08:24I know you love Aunty Janet's.
08:25I like her.
08:26Yeah.
08:26Yeah.
08:27Sit down and watch GB News with Uncle Colin.
08:45It's a reindeer.
08:46It's a real reindeer.
08:48Are you looking at that?
08:49You never seen a brown brother in La Blanca.
08:51Who threw that?
08:52Oh, it's my children.
08:54We could take a reindeer ride to the Northern Lights.
08:56Do you know what I'd rather do?
08:58I'd rather watch the chase with Darren and his nan on the 80-inch plasma.
09:02Come on, Scrooge McDuck.
09:04Look where we are.
09:06We're in the home of Christmas.
09:08Why is it so cold?
09:09Come on, let's check in.
09:11These are too heavy, man.
09:13We should have gone Mongolia.
09:15It's the only oleon, man.
09:16You better watch out.
09:18You better not cry.
09:19You better not cry.
09:20I'm telling you why.
09:23Santa's what's...
09:24Pale is temporary, yeah?
09:26Glass is permanent, yeah?
09:28No!
09:30It's fully egged.
09:34Yay!
09:35You baby girl, it stinks, doesn't it?
09:38Oh, no.
09:39It's so cute.
09:40Slowly, baby, go, slowly, baby, go.
09:50Slowly, baby.
09:51Oh, man.
09:54You having fun?
09:56Yeah.
09:56Oh, okay.
09:58You're better ease, boy.
10:01What's been alive?
10:02When was the last time I was doing that for dinner?
10:12Oh, we had that muffin at the Big Asda in 2014.
10:16Eh?
10:18Anyway, don't go getting any ideas, yeah?
10:20Ordering starters and that, they're expensive.
10:22Oh, you're such a flirt.
10:24And look at this place.
10:25Bloody whiter than a front row at a Taylor Swift gig.
10:28You love Swifty?
10:29I do a bit, yeah.
10:30I do.
10:30Look, can you stop moaning for five minutes?
10:33It's supposed to be a puff of treat.
10:37And it's the food.
10:39What?
10:40It's going to be bland.
10:41What do you mean by that?
10:42You know what I mean by that?
10:43Spitz it out.
10:44Because white people can't cook.
10:47Racist.
10:47I said what?
10:49Wow.
10:54But hang on, so why did Jamie give your boss a lapdome?
10:57Because he's an idiot, okay?
10:58So we're there at the Christmas party.
11:00Hawtree, the boss, is eating mince pies, all right?
11:03He drops the crumbs on his lap.
11:05Hawtree's innocently just wiping the crumbs away like this, yeah?
11:08Your brother thinks this means give me a lapdance.
11:10He comes running from the other side of the room,
11:12he jumps on Hawtree, starts brooking his back off.
11:14Aw!
11:15To Cliff Richard songs.
11:16Why did Noah stop him?
11:18Because it was funny.
11:19And we was recording it, so...
11:21You see?
11:23Hmm.
11:25We don't laugh like this at the big house, do we?
11:28We don't.
11:31And I'm sorry.
11:33Aw.
11:33But right now, I'm hungry.
11:36I don't want to eat.
11:37I'm hungry.
11:38Wagyu burgers.
11:39You want to eat a Wagyu burger?
11:40Wagyu burgers?
11:41They're not cheap.
11:42Who are you?
11:43What have you done with my husband?
11:45Hmm?
11:46Can we have an affair?
11:47This one.
11:49Yeah.
11:51Bro?
11:53Bro?
11:56Watch this.
11:57Excuse me, sir!
11:58Tell me, sir, have you been naughty or nice this year?
12:06I mean, like, sexually or what?
12:08What kind of question is that at the dinner table?
12:10It's a Christmas thing we need to say to our customers.
12:14Have you been naughty or nice?
12:16Naughty, probably, isn't it, mostly?
12:18He's naughty.
12:18He's a very naughty boy.
12:20I'm taking Christmas serious, Randy.
12:22I feel like I'm getting radicalised.
12:24It doesn't really do, Christmas.
12:25Oh, oh, I see.
12:27We have a polo cheese.
12:29That's all right.
12:30That's all good.
12:35Have you hang up your stocking?
12:41Two Wagyu burgers, please.
12:42Oh, thank you.
12:44Thank you, my guy.
12:45Now, thank you, bro.
12:45Thank you, bro.
12:45Yeah, yeah.
12:46Ah, I see.
12:47Oh, bless him.
12:48Listen, after we finish up the dinner here, yeah?
12:51Yeah.
12:51I got a little idea.
12:53Me and you.
12:54But the idea, my guests, are on a naughty list.
12:56No, no, pushy.
13:04No, pushy.
13:05No, pushy.
13:10Go, go, go.
13:12Oh, throw my back out of a stupid, flippin' ice slide.
13:26I hate this holiday.
13:28I love this holiday.
13:30A little donkey, a little donkey.
13:38You're a big donkey.
13:39Why are you so heavy for a skinny lady?
13:41To the glister.
13:42Yeah.
13:48Biscuit coma.
13:49We tried to stop him.
13:50But in the end, you paid us quite a biscuit.
13:52Did he?
13:54Fair enough.
13:55My little entrepreneur.
13:56I love that.
13:57We made those.
13:59You did.
13:59Dad, I want to know if car one and the Wi-Fi's down.
14:03Wow.
14:03Don't you worry about it.
14:05Because your dad is going to buy you some data roaming.
14:08Oh, I'm spending the bread, baby.
14:09Man like Dad making moves for the data roaming.
14:12Well, for you, anything, baby.
14:14And guess what?
14:15Sky Blues have just won 4-1.
14:18Yes!
14:18I feel like a dad in one of those Christmas adverts.
14:21There's not many brown dads in the adverts,
14:23but if there was, I feel like him.
14:26Oh.
14:27What are you on your phone for?
14:28Just getting bare messages from work, so...
14:30We're with his bare fireworks outside, so...
14:32Come on.
14:33You need these hats and these gloves, babe.
14:35It's cold out there.
14:36Love you.
14:37Enjoy the data roaming.
14:38Bye.
14:38Love you, girls.
14:39You've got your gloves.
14:40You've got your hats.
14:41It's freezing out there.
14:42I'll be there soon.
14:50Love you, girls.
14:54Jay.
14:56Free biscuits, Jay.
14:57Listen to this.
14:59Due to a systems error,
15:01your annual bonus was incorrect.
15:03You received £8,000
15:04rather than the designated £800.
15:07As a result,
15:08you owe recruiting max £7,200.
15:11This amount must be returned immediately.
15:15Failure to do so
15:16could result in immediate dismissal
15:18and legal action.
15:20Happy Christmas!
15:23This ain't a happy Christmas, Jay.
15:25You are in big trouble.
15:28Such big trouble.
15:29I would not want to be you right now.
15:30I don't want to be me right now.
15:32Everybody get up!
15:43We're going to see Santa!
15:45Well, I wish I could be with my
15:49every day.
15:52Welcome, welcome.
15:53Welcome to my grotto.
15:55Please sit down.
15:57All of you.
15:59Please sit down.
16:00Now, I hope you have all
16:04been very good children.
16:06What would you like Santa
16:08to bring you this Christmas?
16:11I'm thinking like a Porsche.
16:14The elves will try their best.
16:17Excuse me, sister.
16:18Are you okay?
16:19Mm-hmm.
16:20Do you know what I want?
16:22I would like one picture
16:23with this guy.
16:24Absolutely.
16:26Let's make that wish come true.
16:28Take a seat.
16:29Smile, everybody.
16:33Merry Christmas.
16:34Thank you so much, Santa.
16:36By absolute pleasure.
16:38Thank you, please.
16:40This way, this way, this way.
16:44It is real.
16:45I just said it.
16:47I'm going to ask you something.
16:49Anything you want.
16:51You haven't got, like, a spare £8,000
16:54sitting about, have you?
16:56No.
16:58No.
16:58No.
16:59I'm sorry.
17:07You're putting it off all day.
17:08You've got to tell her.
17:09I'm not going to tell her nothing.
17:11Why not?
17:13Look how happy she is.
17:16It's going to break her heart.
17:17It's going to break all their hearts.
17:20You can't break it.
17:22I can.
17:23Leave it.
17:24Han.
17:25Bye, ya.
17:27Yeah.
17:28I love you, man.
17:33I love you.
17:36I've got something to say.
17:39I know.
17:41What?
17:41What do you know?
17:43I know what you're going to say.
17:44Do ya?
17:45It's a lot.
17:47So much.
17:48And you're right.
17:50It is the first time I've felt happy since Mum died.
17:54She would have loved it here.
17:56Right.
17:56And I knew this was the right thing to spend the money on.
18:00Yeah.
18:03I love you.
18:05Come on, Sophie.
18:06Yes.
18:07Get in.
18:08Come on.
18:09It's a lot of pain.
18:11And I feel it's a lot of pain.
18:13It's a lot, lad.
18:16It's a lot, lad.
18:16Yeah.
18:18It's a lot, lad.
18:22Somebody can be good and bad, yeah?
18:24Yeah.
18:24I'll tell you what's bad.
18:26No more room service.
18:27What?
18:28No.
18:29What, Dad?
18:30No.
18:30Oh, come on.
18:31Excuse me.
18:32Hi.
18:34Sorry, I hope you don't mind me asking,
18:37but I was wondering if you'd do me a favour?
18:40I'm trying to move my sofa away from the window,
18:43but I'm not as strong as I used to be.
18:47Think you're what I'm thinking?
18:49Yeah.
18:50You've got money.
18:51We're out.
18:52Fine.
18:52Ah.
18:53Don't spend no money.
18:54I'm helping the old lady move the sofa.
18:58Coming.
19:01Thank you so much for helping me with that sofa.
19:04Oh, you're welcome, of course.
19:06Gets me out of kid duty.
19:09Would you like a brownie?
19:10Oh, thank you.
19:12Made in Holland.
19:13Lovely, aren't they?
19:18So good.
19:19These Dutch brownies, have they got?
19:22Mm-hm.
19:23Mm-hm.
19:24Doesn't this place just warm your heart?
19:35And chafing skin.
19:37After sledging, you've got arse cheeks like sandpaper.
19:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
19:42You've been there before?
19:43Oh, yeah.
19:45Sid and I have been coming there for three decades.
19:49Oh, I thought you were on your own, sorry.
19:51I'll leave you to it.
19:52No, no, no, no need.
19:56Sid's very quiet these days.
19:59Eh?
20:02Meet Sid.
20:04Oh!
20:05Oh.
20:07To Sid.
20:08to Sid
20:10and ask jeeps
20:13like sandpaper.
20:26Hellfire is around the corner for you, mate.
20:30Is that right?
20:32Jimmy, listen to me
20:33and listen to me good.
20:34You and me are in this steaming pile
20:37of crap together.
20:39What?
20:40Yeah, you heard me.
20:41Are you here on this holiday right now?
20:43Yeah.
20:43Yes, you are.
20:44Which means that technically
20:45you owe me 20%
20:47of the seven thousand children's pound
20:48that I owe recruitment max.
20:51Do you know how much money that is?
20:52£9,440.
20:54Is it?
20:56Can't we just tell Hannah the truth?
20:58Are you...
21:00Big man, her mum has just died.
21:03That was my mum too.
21:05Yes, she was.
21:07I'm sorry for your last part by that.
21:08All right.
21:09Always playing this music.
21:13Two months from her diagnosis
21:16to her funeral.
21:17That's all we got.
21:20And you know what?
21:21I...
21:22I still haven't cried.
21:25Not properly.
21:28I think...
21:29crying is overrated.
21:32Do you know how I felt
21:34after my last massive cry?
21:38Like crying some more?
21:40Exactly.
21:40For weeks after,
21:44I would have this
21:45dream over and over again.
21:49And she would just
21:50walk through the door
21:52as if nothing was wrong.
21:54And then I would wake up
21:56and realise that she'd gone.
22:01I know.
22:02Do you know what we need?
22:04More brownies!
22:07More brownies!
22:07More brownies!
22:13Hey!
22:14Hey.
22:15Oh, here to fix the drains?
22:16Say again?
22:17The block drains.
22:19Oh, sorry.
22:20I thought you were maintenance
22:21because you're...
22:22Because what?
22:23Oh, hang on.
22:25You're here
22:25because you recognise us.
22:27Sean and Sarah.
22:28The wedding dance.
22:29It went viral.
22:30Cousins get married,
22:31go dance crazy.
22:32Cousins?
22:33First.
22:34Is it?
22:35If you want a selfie with us,
22:36this is the best light.
22:39No, I'm all right, thank you.
22:40Could you just keep the noise down
22:42because my children are sleeping?
22:43Is that the wedding left?
22:44What about a sleeper to you,
22:45Leila?
22:45Come on!
22:45Come on!
22:46This is fucked up!
22:49So sorry.
22:50We will keep it down.
22:52Hey, do you want to see
22:53our dance before you go?
22:55The one that was at your wedding?
22:58Yeah.
22:58The one that went viral?
22:59Yeah.
23:00No, I'm good, thank you.
23:01Every single Christmas
23:03for 30 years.
23:05Yeah.
23:05Every year we brought the kids
23:07and then we brought the grandkids.
23:11Brought what?
23:13Brought, not brought.
23:15Brought.
23:16Oh, what?
23:17Unless you actually came here
23:18and brought kids off someone.
23:22Yeah.
23:22Do you enjoy teasing older women?
23:28Oh, sorry, I guess, um,
23:30I guess it was a bit cheeky, wasn't it?
23:33Oh, I suppose I always just, um,
23:37just did that with my mum.
23:40Oh.
23:41Oh, no.
23:43Do you know what we need?
23:44More brownies.
23:48No, we don't.
23:49You've had enough.
23:51LAUGHTER
23:51Oh, am I really for days?
23:55No.
23:56I've lost the concept of time completely.
23:59I need to go home.
24:00LAUGHTER
24:01I've had such a lovely night.
24:03Me too.
24:04Don't slip and go headfirst in that fire.
24:06I know, I absolutely won't.
24:07I've got this.
24:07I've absolutely got this.
24:10I don't know what your husband will say.
24:13Lily, I love you.
24:15I just think this place is so magical.
24:18I love it here.
24:20I never want to leave, Lily.
24:22Any honey crisps?
24:24All Mira.
24:35No !!!
24:36No!
24:36No!
24:37No!
24:38No MASTER
24:39Everyone knows you stole the money!
24:42Everyone knows you stole the money, bro.
24:55You alright?
24:57You're mumbling about elves.
24:59You're having six dreams about elves again?
25:03Yeah.
25:04Yeah.
25:10Okay, well, I'll only be an hour.
25:11See you in a bit, okay?
25:12Bye, Mum.
25:13See you later.
25:14The Alpine Sauna.
25:15You okay if I go?
25:18Arcelon.
25:19The Alpine Sauna.
25:21Alright, then.
25:23Then I might, um, snog the elf at the gift shop.
25:27We're off with him, yeah?
25:29Yeah.
25:30Yeah?
25:30Yeah?
25:31Yeah.
25:32Okay.
25:37You two, come with us.
25:38Just finish it.
25:39Now!
25:40What is this?
25:41We know everything.
25:42What?
25:43The bonus, the debt, everything.
25:45How do you know about that?
25:46We read all your work emails when we used your iPad.
25:49It's your receipt from account, still banned from Tinder.
25:51Oh, God.
25:51Oh, my God.
25:52We also know you're keeping it a secret from Mum.
25:55But luckily for you, we've got a plan.
25:59What's the plan again?
26:00We win the money.
26:07It's a talent shop.
26:09Talent shop.
26:09Girls, we can't do that.
26:10We're serious.
26:11We teach you our TikTok dances and we win the money.
26:15No, no, no.
26:15We can't do that, girls.
26:16Everyone loves a performing family.
26:19Do they?
26:21No.
26:21No, no.
26:22We can't do this, girls.
26:24You're right.
26:25Better off losing your job, your house, your family.
26:29Family.
26:30And going to prison.
26:31Where my teacher says Alan, Doc.
26:33That's cute.
26:33I'm sorry, girls.
26:39The thousand euros is not enough anyway.
26:41Welcome to phase two.
26:42You give it to Darren at work and he puts it into the Chinese crypto.
26:46Oi.
26:47That is smart.
26:48My little Spartans.
26:49Come here.
26:49I'm not going to lie.
26:51Oh, and not a word to Mum.
26:53You know what?
26:54I've heard.
26:54Me?
26:55Slightly.
26:55This could work, you know?
26:56Done, no.
26:56Slightly.
26:57Oh, I'm one of a thing.
26:58You have to get me my own reindeer to take home on the plane.
27:01See, lab.
27:03Let's do it.
27:04Let's do it.
27:05No, no, hold on.
27:06That is smart.
27:06Listen, that's smart.
27:07But the right thing to do, yeah, is tell Hannah.
27:11But are you mad?
27:14Tell Hannah.
27:15Look at the year she's had.
27:17She's so happy right now.
27:19Oh, you're doing it too.
27:21That's so cute.
27:21Oh, can't wait.
27:24And can we just say, it is so nice to see a family like you here, like blended in more ways
27:30than one.
27:31Yeah, because you're interracial and you're into each other.
27:35No, hold on.
27:36No, there you are.
27:36I'm not a couple.
27:37That's my body.
27:38Is that what I'm saying?
27:38Okay.
27:39Enjoy the snow.
27:41I imagine you don't really get that, where you come from.
27:43Now, we've got snow in commentary.
27:44Thank you very much.
27:44Okay, see you at the show?
27:46See you at the show.
27:49Bye.
27:50So jolly.
27:52How are we going to beat them?
27:53Don't worry about them.
27:54We've got plans.
27:56Come on.
27:59Are you insane?
28:00No, I'm not insane.
28:01I'm just doing what you asked me to do.
28:03I'm out here spending time with the girls and making memories and all that kind of stuff.
28:06I mean this with love.
28:07It's not going to be with love, but go on.
28:08I'm a bit worried.
28:10Oi.
28:11Last time you danced, people thought you were having a seizure.
28:14Okay, everyone.
28:16First, we need to watch the TikTok versions, and then we can start doing rehearsals.
28:22Hey.
28:23Bye.
28:27You little bow.
28:29I don't know about that.
28:30Seven, eight, nine, one, two, three, and four.
28:33I love it.
28:35Nothing can stop us from winning this.
28:37Really?
28:38Really?
28:38All right.
28:42Woo!
28:43Okay.
28:44All right.
28:45Should we go?
28:46Might have some work to do.
28:48We're going to keep you to move.
28:50Up.
28:51Flat.
28:53Home.
28:54And pop.
28:55Up.
28:56Out.
28:56Home.
28:57Home.
28:58You're going fast.
28:58You're going fast.
28:59You're going fast.
29:01Six.
29:02Yes!
29:03Oh, that's good.
29:03That's not good.
29:04Very terrible.
29:06Three, two, one.
29:07Oh, down, roll, roll.
29:10Dara sing.
29:11Okay, again.
29:13Oh, back, roll, roll.
29:15One, two, three, and four.
29:17Oh, back, roll, roll.
29:20Side, side.
29:23That's the end.
29:23Oh, that's what I'm doing.
29:24Oh, no!
29:26No.
29:27Oh, shoot.
29:29Great.
29:29I think we're good.
29:30I think we're good.
29:32Yeah.
29:38Seriously.
29:39All I'm saying is hearing Sid's burps isn't the thing I miss most about him, although he's
29:47definitely in the top ten.
29:49Even the smell.
29:53Wish I could forget my husband's burps.
29:55I have smelt Sid's burps across six different decades.
30:00Our salons are somewhere between crab sticks and damp.
30:05Nice.
30:05All I'm saying is, you know, seize the day.
30:12You don't know when you're going to miss those burps.
30:15Trust me, I won't.
30:16Trust me, you will.
30:17Me and Sid, we used to ride the Reindeer Trail, and every year we used to stop under the
30:24Northern Lights.
30:26And the last thing Sid said to me was that he wanted me to scatter his ashes under the
30:35Northern Lights.
30:36It's so beautiful.
30:38We must do it.
30:41It can be too much.
30:47Thanks for the money, da.
30:52See you later.
30:52They're too powerful.
30:54This secret's got you over a barrel, bruv.
30:57You creative monsters.
30:5840 euros for a sandwich and hot chocolate.
31:02I'm going to starve out here, rip boy.
31:03My blood sugar can't handle all that.
31:04What do you want me to do?
31:06These girls have got us down bad, man.
31:07They cleared us out.
31:08Bad down?
31:09I don't want to offend you, but Ramadan is way better vibes than this.
31:12Ramadan would be sick, eh?
31:15Think about it.
31:16Four hours a day, like, the rest of the time.
31:18What are you doing?
31:18You're munching.
31:20And you've got time for the spiritual devotion and self-reflection too, obviously.
31:23Do I need to be sorry?
31:24No.
31:25No.
31:25That's actually a sick idea.
31:27That's a sick idea, right?
31:28God's me a sick idea.
31:29Special hug.
31:30Not right now.
31:30That's fine by me.
31:32That's Sean and Sarah's breakfast.
31:47Intercept.
31:48Intercept.
31:50We'll take this.
31:52Our aunt and uncle love it when we bring them breakfast in the morning.
31:55Oh, excellent.
31:58Well, saves me seeing their wedding dolls again.
32:01Yeah.
32:03Bye.
32:06Activate Operation Drain Water.
32:08Hi.
32:18Hi.
32:25Oh.
32:26Needs too big for the sockets.
32:38Wow.
32:40It's both ends.
32:42I think it's viral.
32:44A bit like your wedding dance.
32:45Sorry.
32:46Nothing.
32:47Get more soon.
32:48Stay hydrated.
32:48Oh, there you go.
32:50Yes, baby.
32:52Oh, no.
32:55Well...
32:55OK.
32:58Let's go win this telecompetition.
33:001,000 euros up for grabs.
33:03It's not all about winning, you know.
33:05Let's have a good time.
33:06Mum, we came here to win.
33:08All right.
33:08Calm down.
33:09We're about to cut these rugs and get this money.
33:13Come on.
33:14Come on, my little little little.
33:16Come on.
33:16Come on.
33:18Let's go.
33:18Come on, then.
33:19OK.
33:20Love you.
33:20Love you.
33:23Don't love you.
33:25It's not the car.
33:36It's not the car.
33:38Right.
33:39OK.
33:40Thank you to the amazing Beverly.
33:46Right.
33:48OK.
33:49So next up, please welcome the Full Force Farukis.
34:01Here we go.
34:02We got a beat that just won't end.
34:21So you better get ready to rock, my friend.
34:35See, we got some news that you can use and offer that you can't refuse.
34:39We're giving up, honey.
34:40You got to come because you're the one.
34:42Red, yellow, black, white, up, brown.
34:46And I'm always a weak and all get down.
34:48So just take the time and enjoy yourself.
34:50And you're not as good as anyone else.
34:52Come on.
34:53Bring your hand up and bump your head.
34:55Keep you up, keep you up.
34:56Just ride your hands up.
34:58Keep your hands so far.
35:00Say, oh, yeah.
35:01Oh, yeah.
35:02Oh, yeah.
35:06Sorry.
35:08I got lost in the music.
35:10Whoops.
35:15I felt it.
35:17I feel like this relationship has to do with a bit of excitement.
35:20Hey, Bax!
35:21It is the first time I've felt happy since Mom died.
35:25You stop the thing, now.
35:27You are in big trouble.
35:29We win the money.
35:31We win the money.
35:32We win.
35:36Melancholyte.
35:37You're fired.
35:37Tell the words you can't live your fantasy.
35:40I'm so bad.
35:41I'm so black.
35:42All right.
35:43I won't be driving the world.
35:44Dreaming.
35:44And I'm missing it.
35:45So they'll rock the best.
35:47And I'm ready to rock at your request.
35:49Don't burn.
35:50Don't go with your pants up.
35:52All right.
35:52Who's going to do the rest?
35:53Grandmaster.
35:54Come faster.
35:55Even in and no.
35:57So to the bone.
35:58Full grown.
35:59He's a one of a kind.
36:00And fashion's going to ride.
36:02Get by.
36:02Beat me.
36:03Do it.
36:04The crew.
36:05Hold it.
36:05I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go.
36:30Yeah, I promise. I'll stick on it, I'll stick on it.
36:32You juicy mama.
36:34Yeah!
36:36A thousand dollars!
36:38Thank you!
36:40We should give the prize money to Lily!
36:46Say what?
36:48Hey, girls.
36:50You guys just go and live your lives on your devices.
36:53No time limit today, okay? Love you.
36:55Like my little spouse.
36:56Love you, darlings. Smashed it.
37:00You being silly. You're jogging around.
37:02Well, she wants to scatter Sid's ashes under the Northern Lights.
37:05Who is Sid?
37:06Well, her husband. He's dead.
37:08Oh, come on, it'll be so magical.
37:10We should pay for it.
37:12Why would you say that?
37:13Come on, we can afford it.
37:14We really can't.
37:15We can afford it.
37:16We really can't.
37:17Not right now.
37:18Babe, you're holding a grand in your hand.
37:21Do you know what I mean? It's the right thing to do,
37:22plus memories are more important than money, aren't they?
37:24Yeah, come on, you know it's gonna feel good giving her closure.
37:28You know what's gonna feel better?
37:30Keep the money.
37:31It's gonna feel great.
37:32It's gonna feel nice.
37:33See, Jamie agrees.
37:34Sweet old lady, she's just lost her husband.
37:35Come on.
37:36I don't care about Lily.
37:37I certainly don't care about Sid.
37:39How can you say that you don't care?
37:40I'm saying it.
37:41Sweet old lady.
37:42You're sweet.
37:43She isn't.
37:44She just...
37:45She reminds me of mum.
37:47She's got, you know...
37:48Oh, no.
37:49Yeah.
37:50This is what this is.
37:51Have you seen her eyes?
37:52They're very, very similar.
37:53Don't do it.
37:54Don't do it.
37:55Yeah.
37:56Don't do it.
37:57Yeah.
37:58Because you know your mum.
37:59The mannerisms are really similar, like...
38:00Mum's gone, innit?
38:02The way she carries her handbag and stuff and where she...
38:05Walks?
38:07She smells like lemon sorbet.
38:09What are you doing now?
38:10They smell the same.
38:12It is mum.
38:14It's not mum.
38:15It is mum, innit?
38:16I feel that she's here.
38:17It is.
38:18How is it mum?
38:19Is your mum called Lily?
38:20It is.
38:21Is your dad Sid?
38:22They smell the same as the...
38:24Just...
38:25It's mum, innit?
38:26It's mum.
38:27Yeah.
38:28Oh, well, I miss her babe.
38:29Oh, sis.
38:30It's mum, sis.
38:31I miss her so mad.
38:32I miss her.
38:33I miss her.
38:34I miss her.
38:35I miss her.
38:36Come on.
38:37Come on.
38:38Come on.
38:39Come on.
38:40Come on.
38:41Come on.
38:42Come on.
38:43Come on.
38:44Come on.
38:45Keep your love around.
38:48Baby, please come on.
38:51The Church david down.
38:55Our ringing song.
38:58For the Happiest Sound.
39:03Baby, please come on.
39:05Yes, Levia, please come on.
39:06You didn't hear that?
39:07You did me dirty last night, you know?
39:09You're crying in front of your sister?
39:12What did you do that for?
39:13Smell the lemon sorbet, it did me in.
39:14Plus, I think it's actually mum.
39:17They're all mums.
39:18Smell of lemon sorbet.
39:19Yours did.
39:28Oh, good.
39:29Can you imagine if this was actually real reindeer?
39:31Like that.
39:35Jay, it's a reindeer kebab.
39:37What do you think it's made out of?
39:41Serious?
39:41Yeah?
39:42Whoa.
39:43It's quite nice, to be fair.
39:44Sorry, Rudolph.
39:46Where am I going to get this money?
39:48Plus-size modelling.
39:52I'm kind of sexy for a fat guy still.
39:54Always said that.
39:55You always have said that.
39:56Or sell your body hair.
39:58Sorry?
39:59There's this place in China that makes wigs using human hair.
40:04You're a hairy guy.
40:06Obviously, I don't know that for sure.
40:07I'm just assuming, but...
40:09You know what?
40:10I am.
40:11I'm doomed.
40:12Damnation.
40:13Man's forsaken.
40:14No, he bacon.
40:20Jamie?
40:20Yeah?
40:21Did you tell work that we're in Lapland?
40:23Yes.
40:25Yes, I did.
40:27Webcam.
40:28What webcam?
40:29Give the boys a wave to that live stream.
40:31Yeah.
40:32Jamie, you're an idiot!
40:33What's the problem?
40:35Hi.
40:36Hi.
40:36Hi.
40:37Hi.
40:37I liked your dancing yesterday.
40:41Yo.
40:43Where you going, man?
40:44Well, I can't mess this up again.
40:46You're going to be fine.
40:47Provisors.
40:48100%.
40:49Are you sure 50 is enough?
40:50Easy.
40:51Hello, sir.
40:52You all right?
40:53Yeah.
40:53I need you to do me a favor, okay?
40:55This favor is very simple.
40:57And when my family arrive here, you need to tell them that all of your very lovely rides
41:00here are completely sold out for the day.
41:02You can't go in anymore.
41:03Go back to the hotel.
41:04Do you understand?
41:05Understood, sir.
41:06Are you locked in?
41:06Yeah.
41:06If you do this for me, if you do this for us, we'll get the same for you.
41:12Hold that, sir.
41:13Understood.
41:14All right.
41:14Understood, sir.
41:15Yeah?
41:16Yeah.
41:16Yeah?
41:16Come on in.
41:31Hey.
41:32Hi.
41:34So, this is my beautiful family.
41:36Hello.
41:36We need, sir, your very best reindeer ride to see the Northern Lights.
41:42And for the ride, sir, I have a thousand euros for you.
41:46No problem.
41:47What?
41:47No problem.
41:48Why, huh?
41:49No problem, sir.
41:50No problem, sir.
41:53Are you sure you're not all booked out?
41:55No, sir.
41:56No.
41:58Why don't you guys go and pick your favorite sleigh over there?
42:02Yes.
42:04Not you.
42:04Why are you doing me like that?
42:07Why?
42:08I've got kids to feed.
42:09And actually, the ride is a 1,100 euros.
42:12So, you owe me another hundred.
42:24This is your final voyage.
42:26Oh, God.
42:27I want a reindeer ride with my dad.
42:36Say something.
42:38I don't really like rain.
42:39No, no.
42:40Say something nice.
42:40What, nice?
42:41Yeah, yeah.
42:41Like, happy.
42:42Okay.
42:43I'm so happy to be here with my baby girl.
42:45On these rain.
42:46They smell funny, though.
42:47No, no.
42:50You ever feel like they couldn't speak to you, do you think, Leona?
42:53Yeah.
42:54You think so?
43:13Okay?
43:15Okay.
43:15Okay.
43:15Okay.
43:15Okay.
43:15Okay, sit.
43:42Oh, my God, my days.
44:00Oh, my darling, I love you.
44:12Oh, my darling, I love you.
44:42I thought it might help.
44:44Will I tell you what I told you at Mum's funeral?
44:47S Club is inappropriate morning music.
44:53What do you mean?
44:55I'm trying to turn it off.
45:00Danielle, I'm trying to go out.
45:04Oh, my God, she's hard of hearing.
45:13You didn't have to do this, but thank you.
45:15Thank you, thank you, thank you.
45:19Memories are worth more than money.
45:22I just can't stop picking up out.
45:24It's going to be so bad.
45:26Yeah, come give him a hug.
45:28Come here.
45:30Oh, it's all right.
45:32You're all right, auntie?
45:37Yeah.
45:38I can see how much it's meant here.
45:44Can we get out of here now?
45:45Because it feels very cold tea.
45:46You're all right, auntie.
45:47You know, I think I'd be sad if you died.
45:48You think?
45:49It's just hard to be sure.
45:50Get in the sleigh.
45:51Go on.
45:52Hard to be sure.
45:53Thank you for everything.
45:55I couldn't have done it on my own.
45:56I'm just so happy the ghost did a big send-off.
45:57Bless you.
45:58Yeah.
45:59See you.
46:00Yeah.
46:01See you.
46:02See you tomorrow.
46:03See you tomorrow.
46:05I'm just so happy the ghost did a big send-off.
46:06Bless you.
46:07Yeah.
46:08See you.
46:09See you tomorrow.
46:10I'm sorry.
46:11I'm sorry.
46:12I'm sorry.
46:13I love your mother.
46:14I'm sorry.
46:15You're sorry.
46:16But I'm sorry.
46:17See you tomorrow. Walk me down the hall, girls.
46:23I needed that, you know.
46:26I know.
46:30She's like an angel.
46:38She's kind of old for an angel, though, isn't she?
46:44That angel needs a hip replacement.
46:47Mum?
46:49No.
47:01You two have got a very special mum and dad. Do you know that?
47:06Well, we have a very special mum.
47:08Will you give them an extra big hug tonight? Promise?
47:11Dad will get enough hugs in prison.
47:13What are you talking about?
47:17Hi.
47:21We're back.
47:23Oh, hello. Did Lily get back okay?
47:26Oh, yeah. She says she loves you.
47:28What did she say about me, baby girl?
47:30Um, she says she thinks your manager came in prison.
47:36Why would your dad be going to prison?
47:39No-one's going to prison.
47:41Not silly. Not silly.
47:43He's not going to prison.
47:44He's right.
47:45They'll probably just make you pay her back, to be honest.
47:48You know what time it is?
47:51Yeah?
47:52Time to sing a Christmas carol.
47:54Okay.
47:55Are we ready?
47:56Oh, yeah.
47:57Silent night.
47:58Silent night.
48:00Silent night.
48:02Wow.
48:04Silent night.
48:06Holy night.
48:08Silent night.
48:11Love of God.
48:12Love your light.
48:14Night in heavenly be.
48:16Bond a sleigh.
48:18Bond a sleigh all day.
48:21Sleep in heavenly be.
48:24Stay out of my yard.
48:25Sleep in heavenly be.
48:27What's Santa doing in my yard?
48:29You better tell me what's going on.
48:31Now.
48:32I don't know where to begin.
48:33How about poisoning the newlyweds with drain water in their coffee?
48:45Let's go.
48:46One day she'll learn into a lot.
48:49Well, we did have a plan.
48:52Didn't we have a plan?
48:54We were going to take the winnings and then give it to Darren so he can invest in Chinese crypto.
49:00Darren?
49:02Who lives with his nan?
49:04Darren, who's banned from the swimming pool?
49:06Are you off your tights?
49:08You and I need a chat.
49:10Right, you lot, bed.
49:11Why, don't go, don't go.
49:17Can I go on my phone a bit before bed?
49:19If you've done me, he's in teeth.
49:24Stay, stay for a bit, innit?
49:32Anna, what are we gonna do?
49:42I don't know.
49:45I think some things we have too.
49:48And not this time.
49:50People like us can't just figure out $7,200, can they?
49:56With everything you've been through this year, I just wanted you to have the perfect Christmas, you know?
50:02And look what I've done.
50:03There's no amount of Father Christmases and Reindeers that are gonna sort this out, so...
50:09I'm sorry.
50:11You lied to me for days.
50:17You hatched a stupid plan.
50:20You roped my brother and my kids into this.
50:25And you did it all behind my back.
50:27That...
50:32Is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
50:39Say again?
50:43You were protecting me.
50:46Was I?
50:48Yeah.
50:50Because you knew how much it meant because of my mum.
50:53Yeah, I said that.
50:54Yeah.
50:55That's what I said.
50:56Yes.
50:57You gave me the perfect Christmas.
50:59Did I?
51:00Yeah.
51:01This is perfect Christmas for you?
51:02Yeah.
51:03You don't even believe in Christmas?
51:05Not really.
51:08Oh, you're a dick.
51:10I'll take it.
51:11Yeah?
51:12Yeah, I'll take it.
51:13Yeah, I'll take that.
51:14That one.
51:15Yeah.
51:16But I love you.
51:17Do you?
51:18You're my best mate and you're the love of my life and I love you.
51:21Oh!
51:24Oh, no.
51:25I'll be honest with you.
51:26This went so much better than I thought it would.
51:28She can't do something.
51:29Something that's free.
51:30I'm trying to sell my kidneys on the dark web right now.
51:34I might go and see Lily then.
51:35I'm trying to sell my kidneys on the dark web right now.
51:36I might go and see Lily then.
51:40I'm trying to sell my kidneys on the dark web right now.
51:41I'm trying to sell my kidneys on the dark web right now.
51:42I'm trying to sell my kidneys on the dark web right now.
51:43I might go and see Lily then.
51:44I'm trying to sell my kidneys on the dark web right now.
51:45I'm trying to sell my kidneys on the dark web right now.
51:46I'm trying to sell my kidneys on the dark web right now.
51:47I'm trying to sell my kidneys on the dark web right now.
51:48I might go and see Lily then.
51:49I'm trying to sell my kidneys on the dark web right now.
51:54I might go and see Lily then.
52:19It just felt weird.
52:37I thought she was never even there.
52:40I thought she might have...
52:43I don't know.
52:45I didn't even get her email.
52:46Do you even have an email when you're 84?
52:49Look, I feel sympathetic towards you two and your new mum.
52:57But either this auntie bars this morning or she's a ghost.
53:01Okay?
53:03And I've got bigger fish to fry anyway.
53:05It's really big fish.
53:07Seven grand fish.
53:09Yeah, I got the whole fish thing, but...
53:11What do you want to do?
53:14I could try and get a refund on this last three days.
53:20They're never going to give you a refund.
53:21How do you don't know that?
53:23Because they won't.
53:24Let's try.
53:25Really?
53:26You'll travel me.
53:27I'm going to do it for you.
53:28Yeah?
53:28Yeah.
53:28Come on then.
53:29Come on, I've got a lot of stuff to do.
53:31Lily.
53:32Oh.
53:34Oh.
53:40Lily.
53:42If you're there, give me a sign.
53:50No?
53:52All right then.
53:53Cool.
53:53I'm afraid we can't really order more snow, sir.
53:57It comes from the sky.
53:59Trip advisor, we'll hear about this, Lena.
54:01No stars, Lena.
54:03Merry Christmas.
54:04Merry Christmas.
54:07Hello, sir.
54:08Hello.
54:09Hello, madam.
54:10So, Sister Lena, we have an issue.
54:13Our kids are sick.
54:15Right.
54:15And we don't want anyone else to get sick, okay?
54:18So we're probably going to cut early from this lab land.
54:22They're so ill.
54:23Right.
54:24And as a result, my wife had the idea that we could possibly get a refund on the last three
54:28days of our stay just to get these sick children out of your hotel.
54:30Can I have your room number, please, sir?
54:3229.
54:33Right.
54:34A lot of vomit up in 29, you know.
54:37I'm afraid no.
54:38No refund.
54:39Once a room is booked, the amount must be paid in full regardless of occupancy.
54:43Could you do something for us?
54:45Kids are sick, man.
54:47No refund.
54:48Don't text all, Lena.
54:49Full stop.
54:50Thank you, Lena.
54:51You've been so helpful.
54:53Merry Christmas.
54:54No, you.
54:54You.
54:55Merry Christmas.
54:57Oh, Mrs. Baruchi.
54:58This was left for you this morning.
55:01Merry Christmas.
55:02No, no, no, really.
55:03Merry Christmas.
55:13What's up?
55:15Us.
55:19Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
55:20So, Solana and Hannah, memories are worth more than money.
55:27See you back here next year, your Auntie Lily.
55:29Is everything okay, sir?
55:40Yes.
55:40More than all right.
55:42Oh.
55:43How did Lily lift you 8,000 pounds?
55:45Yeah.
55:45Oh, Lily.
55:46Oh, yes, she has always been such a generous lady.
55:49Has she?
55:50It's unusual for someone so wealthy.
55:52Is it?
55:53Yeah.
55:53Yeah.
55:54How much wealthy?
55:55Her and her husband made their fortune in blankets.
55:59I love blankets.
56:00Oh, she is the best customer we've ever had.
56:03Oh, wonderful lady.
56:05She really is.
56:05Yeah.
56:06Merry Christmas.
56:07Merry Christmas.
56:09We got myself a new name.
56:12Hello?
56:13Arsalan.
56:13Arsalan Faruqi.
56:15It's Dominic Hawthory.
56:16We've been urgently trying to get hold of you.
56:18Yes.
56:19Mr. Hawthory, how are you?
56:20You've been avoiding us for days, and you owe us 7,200 pounds immediately.
56:26Listen, mate.
56:26Mate?
56:27If it's agreeable with you, I'd like to send you that amount in the AM.
56:31By tomorrow.
56:32Well, yes, I suppose that would be...
56:34Yeah?
56:35Okay.
56:35Thank you, Hawthory.
56:36See you when I'm back in the office, then.
56:38We really should be considering your position here in the company.
56:38All the best, Hawthory.
56:39Bye.
56:40Bye.
56:40Bye.
56:44Oh, um, by the way.
56:46Yeah?
56:47Let me know if you need a doctor.
56:48Huh?
56:49Why?
56:50For your sick child.
56:52Ah, them kids are...
56:53I think they're feeling a bit...
56:56Much better with eight bags.
56:57Oh, oh.
56:59Great.
57:00Open the lip.
57:01Get in the lip, cos...
57:02Get...
57:02Let's go tell the girls.
57:04Angie!
57:05Lily!
57:06Lily!
57:06Lily!
57:07Lily!
57:07Lily!
57:08Lily!
57:08Lily!
57:09Lily!
57:09Woo!
57:10Woo!
57:10Woo!
57:12Let's do the dance one more time.
57:14Absolutely not, little girl.
57:17No more dancing.
57:19I'm back so in.
57:21Hi.
57:22I just wanted to say Merry Christmas.
57:25Come on.
57:26Yes.
57:26I just want to do this.
57:26I just want to do this.
57:35I just want to do this.
57:36I just want to do this.
57:39Do the music.
57:42Yes!
57:43I just want to do this.
57:44Okay, next time you get a little bit more.
57:45Woo-hoo!
57:46Yes!
57:52That's nice, isn't it?
57:54What?
57:55Why is the lady from reception abducting you, Uncle?
57:59Now that is a Christmas miracle.
58:03Salaam, Lapland. You were terrible. We ain't never come back to this cold place again.
58:07Shall we go somewhere home next year?
58:09Let's go, Auntie Janice, man. She's always got the heating on too high.
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