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00:00the ceiling leak is back oh well I can fix it again but the truth is we need a new roof
00:11sounds expensive about 15,000 can we DIY it that would be 15,000 plus hospital bills
00:17roofs are my nemeses okay sounds like I'll be getting a lottery ticket on the way to work
00:21all right I will see you shortly oh hello officer John Nolan what a joy to my eyes I need advice
00:32from my bestie may I come in uh well I know we're friends I think he means me what's up oh well
00:38schnooky putsy I'm struggling with a major problem one that has plagued humanity since it first emerged
00:43from the primordial ooze and ate from the pornographic apple I'm in love again this time it's for keeps
00:51she's the one the future mrs skip tracer randy that's wonderful I hope we get to meet her oh
00:57what do you already have the object of my affection is none other than the beautiful talented and
01:01unnervingly flexible chastity sneed my brother's girlfriend half-brother yes when we were having
01:06wonderful role playing adventures together at your wedding I felt a deep and powerful connection I can
01:10no longer deny I love Peter yes he's fine okay whatever but I also kind of wish he was a little
01:15bit dead well we've all been there okay well have you let her know this that is why I'm here
01:21I need your help I want to make a grand romantic gesture what do you think she would like more
01:25a giraffe or perhaps like a purple Lamborghini oh well those are two very different very expensive
01:30options yes I forgot to tell you how silly of me so 10 years ago a client paid me using a pretend
01:37wallet thingy on the computer I checked it recently and it turns out Randy Spitz is a bitcoin billionaire
01:43a billionaire okay well like a hundred millionaire but that doesn't roll off the tongue the same
01:47way anyway let's brainstorm what is the clearest path to chastity's heart okay we actually have
01:53to get to work so maybe we can talk about this over dinner yeah perhaps I give you one hundred
01:57thousand dollars for five more minutes of your time I'm gonna grab you a cup of coffee you still
02:02four cream sticks always is my mom is calling it is too early in the morning for this it might be an
02:11emergency hey mom everything okay someone's trying to get into the house lock yourself in the bathroom do
02:19not come out until I get there control I have an in-progress home invasion
02:25mom you okay yeah sorry to worry you Angela your hair looks so cute that way thank you Mrs. Harper mom
02:40what is going on I feel so silly it wasn't a burglar it was this nice gentleman deputy Ron Martin
02:47West Hollywood station why were you trying to get into my mother's house I'm serving an eviction notice
02:52this must be the wrong address she's the owner that's what I was trying to tell him I checked
02:57the address multiple times ma'am your mother received several warnings that she needed to
03:01vacate did you get a notice uh I don't know I'll mostly get junk mail but I recycle it here I'll call
03:08Wesley we'll get this sorted out and mommy I'm not fussing I got here as fast as I could mom oh hi
03:14dear are you okay yeah you sounded so scared on the phone you two are friends did you know this no
03:21best difference is a matter of that which you would know if you ever called I don't like any
03:26of this me neither when do they post the results from the sergeant exam today supposedly so my anxiety
03:32is at about a 12 right now what no no nothing it's nothing important no nothing I what I need help
03:38not like in case of emergency help but I okay stop just just ask the question right what should I
03:45give Raj for his birthday oh well when is it Saturday okay well have you thought about just asking him
03:51what he wants no because I would undermine my whole existence what I'm an empath an intuitive a deeply
03:57spiritual person I should be able to to feel the right gift in my soul right okay and you're not
04:02feeling that with Raj I'm feeling nothing and it's freaking me out because I really like him but
04:08what if it's a sign that something is wrong listen it could be or you could be putting so much pressure
04:14on yourself to get the perfect gift that you're sent your intuition into a panic spiral you think I'm
04:20going to talk to my favorite offices of the female persuasion Randy hi nice car yes thank you I just
04:42purchased it I'm coming to you now because I need your help Johnny Bailey's gift ideas were useless
04:47I need a young woman's perspective okay perspective about what oh I'm in love with chastity oil beef's
04:55chastity yes that's the one well since when well during the wedding I pretended to be Pete and things
04:59led to things and now I'm in love okay got it great now what do I need to give her my new beloved oh we
05:05were just talking about gifts my boyfriend Raj time out no no talking about me so let's focus okay
05:11what do women like yeah well I've always liked getting to know each other's shared goals and
05:17values okay yeah let's keep thinking uh how about a house what if a man bought you a house you would
05:22have to love him then yes I mean how big a house what what I mean real estate in LA this cutthroat
05:27Randy listen if you really see a future with chastity just talk to her you know get to know her
05:33friends her life to me I think women just want to be listened to I think that's the real foundation
05:38of a relationship of friends yes your wisdom is truly boundless Lucy Chen I'm off to win her love
05:47with listening haha oh and maybe I'll pick up some diamonds on the way you know just in case
05:52that's gonna end badly isn't it 100 percent you're on the burns case this morning yet yeah back to the
05:58depositions great thanks for taking that off my hands for me between the election and these college
06:03visits I barely have time to breathe hmm any chance slow we don't stay local yeah you know
06:08I'm doing my best I'm talking up UCLA USC but he clearly wants whatever college gets him furthest
06:13away from us a jack slept on my head last night you know I used to want to punch people when they
06:17said this to me but you're gonna miss it when it's over I'm sure I will morning gentlemen you ready
06:22to testify yes sir and if that ain't a fact God's apostle I don't know what that means I've learned to
06:28ignore the country commentary ah but I don't hate it as long as your answers are clear and concise a
06:33little personality goes a long way with the jury but not with your training officer yes sir that is
06:37too much handsome for one hallway save the sweet talk for the jury Atlas after this morning I believe
06:42you're gonna reconsider taking this to trial my client's innocent your client beat a man to death
06:47in front of officer Penn guy had a heart attack I was just doing CPR I thought a junior associate was on
06:55this one she was I guess mr. Burns is higher up the food chain in the eastern front than we thought
07:00come on describe what you saw when you arrived at the kindred spirits bar I witnessed mr. Burns
07:06beating mr. Ashland I got between them and subdued mr. Burns before rendering aid to mr. Ashland
07:11but uh his wounds proved to be fatal were you aware of mr. Burns alleged gang affiliation not until I
07:18saw a tattoo on his right arm at which point I knew he was eastern front this one yes sir there was
07:27it this one objection counsels attempting to confuse the witness I'm simply trying to determine how
07:31observant officer Penn was on the night in question it was this one thank you please enter into the record
07:44that officer Penn has misidentified mr. Burns tattoo it's okay we on the new wave we on the next
07:52phase we're living in the future on the next page surfing star star trekking up in deep space and then we
07:59switch switch it up better keep pace y'all chastity it's me skip tracer randy randy what are you doing
08:07here you never visit me at work I come bearing the best friend of every girl diamonds did I hear
08:13something about diamonds yes I have gifts for chastity and for all of chastity's beautiful friends
08:19that is so sweet and way too much speak for yourself this pales in comparison to the luminous sparkle of
08:28your eyes okay um what's going on with all these gifts uh I find myself suddenly shy in the face of
08:36this life-defining moment uh here have some gold stop stop spill it okay um chastity Sneed marry me and
08:47I will love you forever forsaking all others for the rest of my life Randy okay oh god no I should
08:54not have just blurted out a proposal like that okay uh I have to win your heart first it's okay
08:58it's okay but I'm with Pete you you you know that yes but I was hoping that my heart and my millions
09:05could help bridge that great divide millions yes many millions many many many many millions oh
09:11well have you thought of maybe a sugar daddy situation oh sugar daddy that sounds delicious
09:18what is that I would have to talk to Pete though first oh so I would not have you
09:23exclusively no okay yeah I understand I will contemplate this potential wrinkle in our future
09:28together while you speak to Peter okay okay great to be clear you do not want these gifts I really do
09:37actually but no no no no I uh you hang on to them for now okay okay wonderful just girls no so sorry
09:46girls hi did you look at the files I said yeah briefly seems like title fraud to me just send me over
09:51everything Mrs. Harper has regarding the house okay thanks you're the best okay
09:55don't move hey this is not a problem okay I got my keys in my wallet my jacket pocket you can have
10:05them I'm not here to rob you you're gonna drop the charges against Colin Burns no I'm I'm not but
10:11before you pull the trigger you should know that my wife is a detective and she's also a sharpshooter
10:15I'm not here to threaten you Wesley it's Shonda Monte's world will destroy that angel of a kid of his
10:21turns into quite the devil when daddy ain't around I'm talking ketamine coke MDMA and we've got the
10:28video to prove it so check your email and drop the charges I will destroy that kid's life
10:34Randy yeah I'm leaving chastity's club my love story's been hiccuped but I remain undaunted
10:53hello potential new friends is there something I may assist you with Randy what's happening oh I
11:00believe I'm being robbed Randy I'm five blocks away just give them what they want so I should warn you
11:05I've been registered as a lethal weapon in four states and the territory of Guam okay well I've been
11:12told to let you rob me but I do not believe that's the right thing to do so you may begin
11:16crunchy hands on your back let's go I am sorry for hurting you I didn't want my skill level so let me
11:41guess you rolled in here started throwing the money around and they jumped you oh that's correct
11:46yes all right so here's the problem this title looks legitimate that is your signature handing over
11:52the property to someone named Priscilla Robbins you see I knew there was some kind of misunderstanding
11:57because Priscilla is my friend and she helped me put the house into trust for my protection
12:03and and how do you know Priscilla oh this Facebook group we love old houses people post pictures of
12:12their homes and then everyone says how lovely they are well Priscilla she DM'd me and asked if I'd ever
12:21considered putting my house into trust now that I have it paid off and it would protect me from title
12:29theft and she offered to do that for you personally now that's why I'm confused because Priscilla brought
12:35the documents over to me to sign so she's my witness mom Priscilla Priscilla is not your witness okay
12:43she's the trustee you signed the deed over to her and she now owns your home and she is having you
12:48evicted mom did you even read this I'm sorry don't blame yourself Ruth it's a mistake any of us could
12:58make hey sorry interrupt um you still my wife what's going on look something happened and I need to
13:08talk to my wife about what I should do not a cop my wife okay caught me is in the drawer I'm I'm
13:16covering the Colin Burns murder case for Del Monte and the Eastern Front just leaned on me to make the
13:22charges if they threaten you caught me is coming out of the drawer look they didn't threaten me but they
13:27have video of Sean's son Logan buying hardcore drugs don't show me I'll have to follow up does
13:32Del Monte know his kid is using I can't imagine I mean he thinks he's a boy scout this this is gonna
13:38wreck him if you're asking me should you pass along this message from the Eastern Front the answer is
13:44is yes but not because Del Monte is being extorted because his child is in trouble and he deserves to
13:50hear that from a friend you okay but what are you doing I'm holding Roger my mind's eye letting his
14:03energy emanate and the perfect gift will magically appear hey anything a spice rack I am the worst
14:14girlfriend in the world okay well I mean you know let's not take it that far you know Randy was
14:21right about one thing Randy you know going to a subject matter expert it's a it's a smart move oh
14:28you're saying ask the boys what a boy would want yes I am what's up hey hi this won't be long so
14:35it's Roger's birthday and Selena needs help picking out a gift and we were wondering what a guy's
14:40perspective was good whiskey and cigar it's for her 20-something boyfriend not her father-in-law
14:45and what's his love language uh music I guess I mean he's written Selena like a hundred songs great
14:53write a song for him okay no no that is a big no man's a professional you can't write a song good
14:57enough to impress him you don't have to be perfect it's just heartfelt I can do heartfelt oh well do you
15:03play an instrument no let's just keep thinking maybe yeah yeah we spoke with detectives in the
15:10fraud department and Priscilla has been on their radar for a while but they haven't been able to
15:14prove anything because the paperwork is legit so I won't be getting my house back we are working on
15:20it but if we can catch Priscilla engaging in a similar fraud then that would go a long way with
15:24the courts so we set a sting operation posting photos of my house on Priscilla's site but how would
15:31that trap her she only targets the elderly homeowners because we are going to use a decoy
15:38to pose as the owner oh hot damn this is gonna be so much fun
15:44hey hey how's Randy oh yeah he's fine thank you yeah he's uh writing up a statement as we speak
15:54good god I feel awful this only happened because he was trying to impress me yeah I know he mentioned
16:00being your confectionary paramour which I took to mean sugar daddy you think that's a bad idea I
16:06think it's none of my business but I just don't want to see anybody get hurt okay well I don't know
16:11what to do because I talked to Pete and he thinks it's a great idea and he wants me to ask Randy for
16:16a Porsche he's not even the least bit jealous Pete's very evolved excuse me watch where you're
16:22going excuse Chastity hey are you okay Chastity let this be one minute
16:34got a minute what's up is this about the Burns case not entirely
16:41it's also personal I was just approached by a member of the Burns crew they want us to drop the
16:50charges or they're gonna release this video what is that Logan what is this what are they following
16:57my son now my guess is one of the dealers figured out whose father was did you know he was using no
17:04of course not he's a good kid you know he's always squared away he gets good grades not that I've been
17:11around lately I mean what kind of father doesn't know that his son is this far gone addicts have a
17:16hundred tricks okay you can't blame yourself the important point is you know now you can help them
17:22how I mean first of all Logan has to check himself into rehab and if it's just simple possession he will
17:28get a drug diversion program Vivian wouldn't love that I mean my bid for DA would basically be over
17:34I know no no no no okay no no no I'll just okay okay what if Burns testifies that he was drunk that
17:43night it was a basic bar brawl right it was all about self-defense if he thought he was in danger
17:47if he fears for his life that's that's justifiable homicide you're not seriously considering that are
17:51you it's my son Wes if you give in they will keep coming back trust me I've been there
17:58the only way out is to take away their bargaining chip I understand that but if this video gets
18:04out it's the rest of his life it'll define him you know it'll destroy him I know
18:12but if you give in they will own you five million dollars for the safe return of my girlfriend
18:23they call chastity my girlfriend son focus right yes if I don't send the money they will take her
18:31life in the most depraved way possible contact guys so we'll get up on your phone so we're ready
18:37for the next contact I'm gonna need a list of everyone who knows about your money it's a short
18:41list I am highly discreet oh oh thank goodness you're here hi you must be Randy yes Randy hello
18:48Wolfgang Puck and thank you so much for your amazing donation to my charities I'm sorry are
18:54you catering the hostage negotiations yes his braised ribs are to die for all right where can we set
19:00up the roll call I guess the glass room all right let's go oh what is happening Randy has a world-class
19:10chef catering the hostage negotiations actually he will be catering the celebration I have just paid the
19:18ransom chastity will be returned to me unharmed okay you do what they're more likely to kill her
19:22than give her back Tim's right you just made this a hundred times worse oh thank God okay so they are
19:33not going to kill her but they are going to double the original ransom okay that is why you never pay
19:39the ransom I'm not paying another dime until I see proof of life you'll make them angry the promise of
19:46your money is the only thing keeping her alive you hand it over to them she's just a witness they need
19:52to silence what we should kill her and take off we already got the five million no this guy's good
19:59for more look you saw how fast he paid us right we make him sweat it over right then we give him
20:07proof of life in the morning when he's desperate we'll make contact in the morning or we'll kill her
20:13not sure which stay tuned and find out this is far hooked how am I going to survive the night without
20:19descending into madness oh no I can't
20:23fine Randy you can come home with me Bailey and I will keep you company thank you my second bestest
20:32friend we are almost set up where are you going oh a slight change of plans can you unset up and
20:40take everything to this man's home okay great I will email you a map quest link let's review I am
20:48nowhere closer getting a present for Raj and I am climbing the walls because where the hell are the
20:52test results Bradford hi oh what'd I do nothing she's been white knuckling all day waiting for the
20:59sergeant's list to be posted oh you didn't hear what no what what what did I not hear what it got
21:05delayed should be out by tomorrow I'm sorry I know it's hard to wait no this is fine one day two days
21:11a week what does it matter it's totally fine yep dinner's almost ready thanks you sure I can help it is
21:22all under control so just rest I can tell you're still angry with me it's just that it is a stressful
21:28situation okay but it's gonna be fine I'm I'm I'm dealing with it I know I'm not as strong as you are
21:34but you don't have to treat me like a child I am not oh yes you are that woman conned me and it
21:42happens with old people all the time but this is not about you being old mom you have been like this
21:47my whole life you you trust everyone you let dad walk all over you and you you fall for every sob story
21:54you hear I happen to believe most people are good well I used to believe that and then I got out into
21:59the real world and realized that I was completely underprepared I will not make that mistake with my
22:05kids I will make sure that they are safe and that they know what is out there
22:08the guest room is made up with warm milk on the bedside table thank you you are the best best
22:29friend and the best second best friend a man could hope for of course and I know it's really scary
22:34but she's gonna be okay yeah I don't know if you guys know this about me but I get into trouble quite
22:41often I know I know yes no but it's true I don't think things through I'm very impulsive you know
22:47people are always telling me Randy you're so handsome and brilliant but you know you're not cautious enough
22:53but I didn't listen and now chastity is in danger and it's because of my foolishness
22:58well it's not entirely your fault and there's really not a whole lot you can do tonight so you
23:03should get some rest and it'll feel more manageable in the morning yes you are very wise like an owl in
23:10a cartoon okay yes well did you hear back yet from Pete uh yeah he was uh trying to get on a plane
23:21but no surprises he's on a no-fly list so he's taking a bus I'll tell you this our lives are never
23:26boring no they are not John Nolan he did what what's happening you kidnapped the love of my life
23:38sweet chastity so here is the ransom except you will never see one dollar of this money because
23:43no ransom will ever be paid for her life instead I'm offering this as a reward on your heads
23:49Randy what are you doing turning the tables
23:53this will let us listen in on your conversation with Priscilla
23:59mija I've seen the sopranos I know what a wire is
24:02hey when's the last time you had a manicure
24:05Priscilla made contact last night
24:08oh Amelia you look so nice thank you it's my undercover outfit
24:12oh you go girl anyway I set up a meeting this morning with Priscilla at my house my mom will
24:20pretend to be interested in putting it in trust we need Priscilla lying on tape about the paperwork
24:25I know otherwise you can't prove it's fraud I'm wearing a wire
24:29oh like the sopranos that's what I said exactly
24:34okay uh Mrs. Lopez are you sure you want to do this
24:40do what have a conversation with a woman at my daughter's house
24:44mommy we just need to know that you understand the risks
24:46listen this food that messes with my friend and thinks I'm not going to do something about it
24:51Priscilla better hope that she understands the risks
24:54all right let's do this
24:58hey hey you tell your clients they crossed the line coming after my kid
25:07Sean I don't know what
25:08shut up
25:09it is taking every ounce of willpower I have not to put you in the hospital right now
25:16the DA's office will not be dropping charges against Colin Burns
25:20in fact I'm gonna make prosecuting the eastern front my own personal mission
25:24they're all going down
25:25I'll get the hell out of my face
25:27walk
25:28hey
25:30is everything okay
25:33no
25:33no it's not okay I just
25:36ruined my son's life
25:37you had no choice
25:39yeah well it doesn't make it sting any less
25:41look I'm gonna be offline for the rest of the day
25:45there's
25:46a bed open at a rehab up in the valley and they said if I can get my son there before noon it's his soul
25:52you cover for me today
25:56yeah of course
25:57thanks Wes
26:00mommy say something to test the microphone
26:07all that money and you and Wesley can't hire a cleaning lady
26:10you don't need to yell and we have one
26:13well the microphone works
26:14it's showtime mommy put your game face on
26:23I never take it off
26:25you must be Priscilla
26:29yes
26:30come in
26:30anything I can get you
26:32no thank you
26:33wow what a beautiful home
26:35well it's not what I would have done
26:37but I guess it works
26:38really mommy
26:40my husband he made all the design choices bless his soul
26:44and you uh own the house outright
26:46oh yes paid it off last year
26:48oh she's doing so well
26:50took me 32 years and two jobs but I did it
26:53oh good for you
26:54so here is the paperwork we discussed
26:58oh
26:59I'm sorry I forgot my glasses
27:02can you just explain to me what this document says
27:05smart move Amelia
27:06so signing this will put the house into a trust
27:09and what that'll do is make it so your family can forego the whole probate process after you're gone
27:13saving them all kinds of time and money while they're still mourning you
27:17and I still get to live here until I die
27:19of course
27:20there it is
27:22oh that must be my daughter
27:26oh I didn't know you were expecting company
27:28I'll get out of your hair
27:29oh no no that's fine
27:30she wants to meet you
27:32hi Priscilla
27:35detective Angela Lopez LAPD
27:37you're under arrest for fraud
27:38guy was driving down Wilshire with an RPG in the gun rack of his pickup truck
27:46this is the second in the job we've arrested this morning
27:49they all came to LA to collect on Randy's crazy bounty
27:52which means there's probably five times more still out there
27:55you need to get Randy to call it off
27:56oh I tried
27:58but Randy believes the pressure will force the kidnappers to play ball
28:01and I don't know that he's wrong
28:03which is weird because really
28:04Randy is so wrong
28:07they made contact
28:10my pressure campaign it worked
28:12are you ready to trace it?
28:13yeah we'll mirror their video on that monitor
28:15and I will stand in front of this background so they don't know where I am
28:20places everyone
28:22they'll bounce a signal around several IP addresses
28:25so keep them talking
28:26got it?
28:26yes I'm Skip Tracer Randy
28:28I have the gift of the gab
28:29hello
28:32Skip
28:33Tracer
28:35Randy
28:36here
28:37how
28:39hope you enjoyed your little start last night
28:41price is triple
28:42fine
28:42I don't care
28:43just show me she's okay
28:44I want to know she's alright
28:46she's fine
28:47you got one hour to send us 15 million in bitcoin
28:50or she'll stop being fine
28:51I understand
28:52I will send as quickly as I can
28:53chastity
28:54my love
28:55I don't understand
29:02was that long enough?
29:06no
29:06I'm sorry
29:07what was that she was doing at the end
29:09with her right hand?
29:10I think she signed something
29:12can you play it back?
29:13mall
29:19it can't be a functioning mall
29:21that place looked abandoned
29:22my best is a stonefield mall
29:23that place has been shut down for a year
29:25perfect place to go around with a hostage
29:27right
29:27okay
29:28you wait here
29:30we got this
29:32you're doing the right thing buddy
29:38listen to me
29:40I'm proud of you Lo
29:42your mom and I are going to be with you every step of the way
29:44no matter what
29:45alright
29:46I'm thinking this is a mistake though pops
29:49I don't really have a problem
29:51I've just made a few bad decisions
29:53but I could totally get better on my own
29:55without rehab
29:56hey hey hey
29:58listen to me
29:59we talked about this
30:00alright
30:00this place is going to make you better
30:02I promise
30:02okay
30:04you stay strong
30:05keep your head in the game
30:06you're going to be fine
30:06okay
30:06okay
30:07you got this
30:09get down
30:16control this is 7 out of 19
30:21we hear gunshots north of sunset
30:23stay in the car
30:30stay down
30:33let me see your hands
30:37freeze
30:38drivers down
30:43passengers on foot
30:44Logan
30:45it's okay buddy
30:45we're good
30:46that's right
30:56come on get out
30:57we're good
30:57Logan
30:59hey
30:59my son's been shot
31:02get an ambulance
31:03second the money lands
31:04we drop the girl and take off
31:05the money's going to be automatically split up
31:07into three fresh accounts
31:08one for each of us
31:10then we go our separate ways
31:11alright
31:26we need to establish a perimeter
31:27while SWAT does their initial recon
31:29get the full triage kit ready
31:30in case it's bad
31:31hey
31:32hi
31:32those are glad to be Randy's vigilantes
31:36they must have heard about our operation
31:37it's on the police radio
31:38we gotta stop them
31:44they're gonna get chastity cute
31:45hey
31:46wait is that
31:47oh my god
31:49chastity
31:50you're kidding me
31:52how did you get away
31:52oh they were too busy patting themselves
31:55in the back about being geniuses
31:57that they totally forgot about me
31:58so I rescued myself
32:00yeah you did
32:00where were they holding you
32:01in the back of an old department store
32:03mid-mall grand level
32:04well there's three of them
32:05I've been weighing in that ox
32:06I'm so glad you're okay
32:07yeah I'm fine
32:08oh how's Randy
32:09he's worried sick
32:10let's get you in the ambulance
32:11and we'll call him
32:12yeah
32:12this is now a clean up operation
32:14no friendlies left inside
32:15let's do it
32:16let's do it
32:16let's do it
32:17let's do it
32:17let's do it
32:18let's do it
32:19let's do it
32:29let's do it
32:30why are we shooting them
32:42the shooting policy is clear
32:43when you probable cause
32:44they might commit a felony
32:45and the machine guns on their back
32:47don't give us that
32:47no it's not illegal
32:48to make a citizen's arrest
32:50nor to use reasonable force
32:51to make that arrest
32:52that includes using their weapons
32:55so shooting armed civilians
32:56is not company policy
32:59they are interfering with police operations
33:00they come at us
33:01all bets are off
33:02drug it down
33:09police
33:15get off the bike
33:17take cover
33:17cut from boot
33:32let's get out of here
33:36dude's supposed to be watching him
33:37police show me those hands
33:39go go go go go
33:40go go
33:44cut that one too boot
33:53go left
34:05roger
34:06let's get out of here
34:36it's over
34:50clearly you are trapped
34:53otherwise you wouldn't be hanging around to look at me
34:55which means you want to get out of here
34:56you gotta go through me
34:57now you listen very carefully
34:59i have logged hundreds of hours at the firing range
35:03and i am cited on your position
35:04which means if you decide to fight your way out
35:06your chances of getting shot
35:07are one hundred percent
35:09so throw out your gun
35:10get on the ground
35:12arms and legs spread
35:13do not move
35:28control suspect in custody
35:30code 4
35:30i am not gonna lie
35:33i am super surprised that worked
35:35hey
35:40i came as soon as i heard
35:42is louis
35:43no he's gonna be okay
35:44christina's in there with him now
35:46the bullet just grazed his neck
35:47but if it had been a
35:49half an inch to the right
35:50you know
35:50but it wasn't
35:51you protected him
35:52and now the lapd is gonna come down on the eastern front like an avalanche
35:57yeah
35:58look wes i'm dropping out of the da's race
36:02there's gonna be a press conference in the morning
36:03i just wanted to give you the heads up on that
36:06i think right now i just need to stay out of the spotlight you know
36:10you're making the right call sean
36:14i know
36:15you're a good dad
36:21thank you both for everything
36:27oh please honestly you did all the work
36:29very impressive
36:31randy you seem distracted
36:33yes i'm trying to remember the password for my bitcoin wallet
36:37you forgot the password
36:39today was very stressful
36:40sorry
36:41snuffleupagus
36:43chastity
36:45would it be possible to remain your sugar daddy without having any actual uh sugar
36:50no i'm sorry
36:53no i completely understand in fact i'm a bit relieved
36:56being wealthy was highly unenjoyable for my entire body
36:59yes
37:00why don't we let her get some rest
37:02oh yes of course
37:03good news is i already paid for sergeant bradford's special thank you surprise so
37:06yippie-ki-yay
37:07bradford got someone here to see you
37:10says he knows randy
37:12perfect
37:13hey
37:15kika hernandez
37:17i'm a huge fan
37:20what are you doing here
37:22some german guy paid a hundred thousand to charity for me to hang out with you for a few hours
37:26guess he wanted to thank you for saving his girlfriend
37:29okay i take back almost every awful thing i ever said about the guy
37:32well you got me for the next three hours so uh what are we doing
37:35i got a mitt in my truck
37:37uh you want to play catch like we're in field of dreams or something
37:41well i can't do it
37:41well i don't know if you don't mind i can probably get someone to let you borrow a glove
37:47never leave home without one
37:48let's do it
37:49oh leah is finally out oh that child is like you at night don't want to miss a thing
37:59well believe me i am aware i am reaping my karmic reward with that child
38:03and mom i i know that i have been hard on you these last few days
38:11so you and i see the world very differently but that does not mean that you are not strong
38:17it is a superpower to still see the good in people even after they have taken advantage of you
38:24well it's a certain kind of superpower to see all the darkness and evil in the world
38:34and choose to still try to make a difference
38:37i admire that in you nyla thank you
38:42and i am grateful that you are you
38:47okay so i um i wrote you a song for your birthday
38:58that's amazing how did i not know you play guitar
39:01i don't so it's gonna be rough like really rough
39:04and it's in spanish
39:06it's already my favorite song
39:07let me start all over again
39:22it's um
39:23sorry i really tried
39:28and i i just learned these chords last night so it's not even finished
39:31it's beautiful you're beautiful how about we finish it together maybe i can play it on tour
39:37wait you're going on tour europe and scandinavia just got confirmed
39:42that's that's so exciting
39:44are you playing in paris please tell me you're playing in paris because i will totally come visit
39:49we will not be in paris we will be in kiruna it's a wonderfully charming small town in northern sweden
39:56how does 19 hours of daylight sound
39:58bright
39:59yeah
40:00i'm sure there will be other cities with normal sunsets and we can figure out when you're coming
40:05tomorrow but right now we have a song to finish
40:07so tell me about it what was it it's uh what's up here first
40:11i'm not finished
40:13checking the time isn't going to get that list posted any faster
40:29what is taking so long i mean gray should have posted the list like like minutes ago okay
40:45okay you know this but it's gonna be okay no matter what that piece of paper says
40:51i really can't handle that kind of blind optimism from you right now i just really need to oh my gosh
40:55hi breathe yes sorry
40:59oh my god
41:03i don't think i can look
41:09do you want me to look for you
41:11yes
41:12no um
41:14yeah yes please thank you
41:17lucy
41:25yeah
41:26look
41:27typical a student nervous you're gonna fail even when you're top of the class
41:43i did it of course you did it congratulations shannon you'll be able to use those new credentials
41:53right away what a sergeant position is open um here on the night show oh that
42:01that okay that's great is it possible to trade or no yeah again congratulations sergeant
42:10thank you sir
42:54Damn it.
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