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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So what's my name going to be?
00:29A dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through that.
01:02You can stay.
01:03You're in our way.
01:04You're in our way.
01:06And now it will be.
01:07You're in our way.
01:08Get love forever.
01:12That is forever.
01:14Get love forever.
01:16Get love forever.
01:19Get love forever.
01:22You think I'm pretty
01:26Let's go!
01:52Good job, give you a hand
01:58A golden star, you think you're clever
02:02Good God, she took a break
02:06Made a mistake when she made Trevor
02:09Get us forever
02:13Get us forever
02:17Get us forever
02:20You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28Close enough, line back out on the ice for Boston
02:31I'm having a lot of games tonight
02:35I'm having a lot of games tonight
02:35I'm having a lot of games tonight
02:37I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:39I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:46I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:52I know you're at the right hushed over your phone like
02:59A tree atop a hill that's crooked from doing bad bites
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:14You're lost to the relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:26You're st-
03:28You're lost to your house
03:37You're lost to point you
03:39I know you're gonna be��
03:41You're not là
03:46Oh, in spite of everything, I guess there's just no city tour.
03:51Nice try, now get out of the way.
03:55Good job, just take a fucking trip.
03:58I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
04:06Nice try, get out of the way, you're in our way.
04:11Get lost forever.
04:16Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks. Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, don't be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Yeah.
04:56Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:09Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:11He had a hat-trick last week and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:18Thanks, guys.
05:19Yeah.
05:20Yeah.
05:21Alright.
05:22Thank you so much.
06:41Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Russ.
07:02Well, no.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:12You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:16So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:46You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:10No.
09:10No, you come here.
09:11No, you come here.
09:22It's the wound.
09:28It's the wound.
09:28Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47We think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
09:58Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:14Please don't go.
10:21Now, please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:55Oh, shit, Mosley.
10:58Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:15It's you.
11:19It's you.
11:22It's you.
11:29I'll punch it in first.
11:32It's you.
11:38Yeah.
11:41Yeah.
11:43Are you...
11:55Oh, God.
11:56Hold on.
12:03What the hell?
12:13Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32We'll show it now, okay?
12:43You killed me, Lundher.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:13It's you.
13:18It's you.
13:22It's you.
13:24I should go.
13:26It's you.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mmm.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up before I am to watch
13:51every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal.
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:12Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Go fuck yourself, bro.
14:21It's not.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:26Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already
14:54a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozanov, chosen as
15:08his country's country's captain.
15:12I'm in Paris.
15:15I'm in Paris.
15:19Piedre qui roule de la cigare à la fournie.
15:27Le cœur encore endormi.
15:32All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck.
15:40Can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Bonnie.
15:42At least they fucking lost Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah.
15:45It was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Roz say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me.
15:52That's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's USA this year, baby.
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vonnie.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11He's probably right.
16:12The good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42Yeah.
16:42Yeah.
16:42Yeah.
16:42Yeah.
16:43Yeah.
16:43Yeah.
16:43Yeah.
16:44Yeah.
16:44Yeah.
16:44Yeah.
16:45Yeah.
16:45Yeah.
16:46Yeah.
16:46Yeah.
16:47Yeah.
16:47Yeah.
16:48Yeah.
16:49Yeah.
16:50Yeah.
16:51Yeah.
16:52Yeah.
16:53Yeah.
16:54Yeah.
16:55Yeah.
16:56Yeah.
16:57Yeah.
16:58Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:17Yeah.
17:20I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:41not here no no i saw you up here i wanted to see how you're doing fine go sit down
17:54we it we are not anything go away all the time
18:03are you okay
18:10please go you didn't answer my text
18:15no i did not answer your boring text now you go
18:20what the fuck
19:24Mr. Amir, Ivan, the commander is playing.
19:26Playing? What is this American absurd? What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from the same childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:48She can't do this.
19:49What do you want to do?
19:53Нет, отец.
19:57Мама умерла.
20:00Ты меня помнишь?
20:03Я имел в виду твоя мачеха.
20:07А где Полина?
20:10В Москве?
20:12Конечно.
20:17Нам нужно идти.
20:20На голове вечера.
20:24Чтобы я мог встретиться с министром.
20:28Да.
20:30Готов?
20:31Пошли.
20:33Конечно, вратарь всегда самый край.
20:36И все всегда отбирается в витаря.
20:38Владимир Левич, ну что с ним?
20:40Не, ну он не был в форме.
20:41Но Кочев, Кочев пусть и Том остается.
20:44Ему надо отдыхать.
20:46Он еще прийдет всех в Америке.
20:48Надо зарабатывать.
20:50Хорош, хороший.
20:51Слишком хороший.
20:53Ужасно.
20:54Но это проблема с лидерством.
20:56Это всегда проблема.
20:58Лидерство.
20:59Он слишком всему верит.
21:00А?
21:01Слишком прийдет на вас.
21:03Наверное, слишком много разговоров.
21:07Ты ж мой ангел.
21:09Ты тоже иногда слишком много разговариваешь.
21:11Особенно, когда дело касается хоккея.
21:13Только когда мы выигрываем, папа.
21:16Я веду Лью в бар. Ему явно нужно еще один бокал.
21:21Ты смотри, как она его за собой.
21:24А? С самого детства.
21:26Спасибо.
21:28Я ангел. Было бы здорово, если бы ты это запомнил.
21:31Я хочу выпить.
21:33Мне было бы ей что-то поинтереснее.
21:44Давненько, Илья.
21:57Давненько, Саша.
22:04Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
22:07Я боюсь сказать спасибо, но я знаю, что ты не смотрел ни одной игры.
22:10Для того, кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею,
22:14ты умудрился этого избежать.
22:16Я иногда обращаю внимание.
22:19Когда ясно, что стоит обращать внимание.
22:22В любом случае, это не имеет значения для тебя.
22:25Не имеет?
22:27Почему ты так решила, мой отец?
22:29Твой отец – сволочь, который в любом случае тебя накажет.
22:32Тебе надо перестать волноваться о том, что он думает.
22:35И плевать на эти дурацкие игры, когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году.
22:41Правда?
22:42Да, правда.
22:43Хантри и Адмирель не пройдут через Нью-Джерси.
22:46Но Нью-Джерси не пройдет через Холландера и Монреаль.
22:50Я думаю, что в этом году ты сможешь победить Монреаль.
22:53В этом году?
22:54Да, в этом году.
22:55Потому что я думаю, что Митко травмирован.
23:00Откуда ты все это знаешь?
23:02Он не экстрессанс.
23:04А с травмированным братарем далеко не уедешь.
23:07Как вы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали.
23:11Туши.
23:13Это Восток, а потом ты сможешь победить…
23:15Ты сможешь победить кого угодно на Западе.
23:18На Чикаго.
23:20Не то, что раньше.
23:21В финале, скорее всего, окажется Сан-Франциско.
23:25И они хороши, но слишком молоды.
23:28Так ты и выиграешь кубок сцены на год раньше, чем я поспорила с отцом.
23:36Нет, спасибо. Пора спать.
23:38Завтра нужно идеально выглядеть.
23:41Ты всегда идеально выглядишь.
23:43Верно. Но вам нужно еще договориться.
23:47Увидимся в Востоке.
23:50Пока, папа.
23:57Ну что?
24:00Как приезд, Саша?
24:03О, там классно.
24:06Я просто обожаю это место.
24:08Клубы?
24:11Малбашки.
24:13Девушки.
24:15Просто прелесть.
24:17А мальчики?
24:19Ну…
24:21Ты же видел французских парней?
24:24Да, Илья?
24:25Да, Илья?
24:32Боже.
24:34Вообще я ничего.
24:37Ты не уходишь, как они.
24:41Не шутишь.
24:43Не флиртуешь в ответ.
24:49Раньше ты было веселее.
24:52Веселее.
24:56Помнишь?
25:09Здесь?
25:11Серьезно?
25:13Опасность раньше возбуждала тебе.
25:16Если память меня не изменяет.
25:18Я и…
25:22Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:26Да.
25:28Это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:35Ладно. Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:40Нет.
25:49Ладно.
25:52Я найду вечеринку.
25:55Окей.
26:04Пока, Илья.
26:06Был рад тебя видеть.
26:07Поехали куда-нибудь.
26:08Что-то нет.
26:10Поехали.
26:11Это поискорбак, побылось на газету.
26:12Пока.
26:13Ага!
26:14Ага!
26:15Ага!
26:17Ага!
26:19Ага!
26:20Ага!
26:21Ага!
26:23Ага!
26:24Ага!
26:25Ага!
26:26Ага!
26:27Ага!
26:28Ага!
26:30Что я должна делать?
26:31Я не знаю.
26:32Мама уйла рада меня.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:35You're so good.
26:36Have a good home, Eddie.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:41You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish in red.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:53We're in Boston where the Raiders have a chance to end it all on home ice.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:29Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:41As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:55I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:05Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:22Great focus.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:24I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Not that animal shit show cock-sucking Russian.
28:49Now that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Julia Rosanoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02He shows his kids.
29:03Obviously, the captain of the ball.
29:07Catch him down the ball!
29:14Well, nice watch.
29:38They gave this to you for free, all right?
29:40Where the fuck were you?
29:41We were on five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:44And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:33Hey!
30:34Bye!
30:34I'll text you.
30:46Bye.
30:47Bye.
30:47Bye.
30:52Bye.
30:55Bye.
30:56Bye.
30:56Bye.
30:56Bye.
30:58Bye.
31:01Bye.
31:01Well, what the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text for me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:46Maybe as nicely.
32:02I want you to suck my dick.
32:04Yeah?
32:04Please.
32:05Yeah?
32:07Please.
32:13If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:17you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:23Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:31Please.
32:35None.
32:47What?
32:49No.
32:51We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show,
32:57and then go to boring party after.
32:59And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room and I will maybe,
33:09maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:13When did your English get so good?
33:17I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:21Really?
33:23No. The New Yorker is boring.
33:25Mm-hmm.
33:27My dad loves it.
33:29Ah.
33:31So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Genetic.
33:41Let's make a deal.
33:43If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:51And if you win...
33:53Good luck to me.
34:11Good luck to me.
34:55Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:25You're such an asshole.
35:55You're such an asshole.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:47Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:53Here we go.
37:02Look...
37:03I'll be right back.
37:04Get out of here.
37:06Take care, give me some money.
37:10Take care.
37:11Take care, baby.
37:12Bye.
37:13Bye.
37:14Bye.
37:15Bye.
37:16Bye.
37:17Bye.
37:18Bye.
37:19Bye.
37:20Bye.
37:20Bye.
37:21do you want to know how it feels
37:31how it feels
37:33holding the cup
37:36you fucking asshole
37:38I can barely describe it
37:40oh my god Hollander
37:51fuck
37:55are you gonna fuck me?
38:06we will see
38:07I need
38:11what?
38:15you know
38:15tell me
38:16you?
38:21I need you
38:51I need you
38:52I need you
38:53I need you
38:54I need you
38:55I need you
38:56I need you
38:57I need you
38:58I need you
38:59I need you
39:00I need you
39:01I need you
39:02I need you
39:03I need you
39:04I need you
39:05I need you
39:06I need you
39:07I need you
39:08I need you
39:09I need you
39:10I need you
39:11I need you
39:12I need you
39:13I need you
39:14I need you
39:15I need you
39:16So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:14What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah.
40:46Me too, I should have.
40:47So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:00You're welcome.
41:15You're welcome.
41:19She deserves it.
41:22No.
41:22Thanks, boy.
41:23Let's go.
41:23Okay.
41:24Give her some wine.
41:25I don't know what you want to do.
41:26Oh, my God.
41:27Son of a drink.
41:27Let's go.
41:57Let's go.
42:27Let's go.
42:57Let's go.
43:27Let's go.
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