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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:11That was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:21You're not gonna tell anyone, because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29A dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking...
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59..Yeah.
01:00You think I'm pretty?
01:17Let's go!
01:47Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made a mistake, when she made driver, get us forever, get us forever.
02:17You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think you wanna play me, I'm losing all flying back out on the ice for Boston, and we're having a lot of games today, I think I'm going to get out of the game.
02:47Soon, I really hope you're gonna get out of the game.
02:52I know you're at the right hunched over your phone like a tree at the top of the hill, it's crooked from the wind that bites.
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life, you're washed up irrelevant, I'm standing in my light, I'm standing in my light, I'm standing in my light.
03:25You say you're scared, you're lost people too.
03:43You say you're screwed, you're lost people too.
04:13hey if rosanoff fucks you tonight i'm gonna fucking back i think you mean fucks with buddy
04:31i fucking mean what i mean you're burning a fake rosanoff outside right now the fuck does that mean
04:36they do it to you all the time in boston you want to see it uh no thanks honestly guys it doesn't
04:41help me focus yeah mitty go be weird somewhere else i'm not even that weird whatever you need
04:48captain hey hollander can you talk to mbc and some radio outlets in like time
04:52oh mr hollander what does montreal have to do to win tonight well hockey is a complicated
05:02nuanced game but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:06and how about that other team ilia rosanoff has been on a tear lately he had a hat trick last
05:13week and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race want to know what he had to say
05:16about that this morning no i'll listen if he actually catches up to me thanks guys
05:19i'd be happy to see you next time
05:33on this show
06:38Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no, never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:14You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one, right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:16So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:46You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:10No, you come here.
09:10No, you come here.
09:34Oh, shit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:04Where were you?
10:11Please don't go.
10:19Please don't go.
10:25Oh, my God.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:55Holy shit, Rosely.
10:59Are you okay?
11:09It's you.
11:13It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:22It's you.
11:23It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29Okay.
11:30I'm sorry.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God.
12:01Oh, my God.
12:23Now the bed's all dead.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:34You killed me, Lunder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hard.
13:04We're at the weight.
13:24I should go.
13:25So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:37Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every game.
13:52I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:12Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, bro, Snow.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:37Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:50For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:09Je déboule dans Paris
15:15Piedre qui roule de la cigale à la fourmi
15:26You cannot come under me
15:32All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Good boys.
15:40Holy fuck.
15:40Can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42Be nice.
15:43They fucking lost Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah.
15:45It was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me.
15:52That's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's USA this year, baby.
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great and so are, Vani.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, he's probably right.
16:12The good news is we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:24What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42That's a bad shit.
16:47Okay.
16:47Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:17I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46Not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Hollander.
18:02Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:15No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:20I'm sorry.
18:21I'm sorry.
18:22I'm sorry.
18:22I'm sorry.
18:23What the fuck?
18:37You need to meet with me.
18:39Yes, my father.
18:42The minister still wants to meet you today evening.
18:45No matter what.
18:49This is my honor.
18:50You must be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latvian.
18:59Latvian.
19:01And he's still playing.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06It's not sad to answer.
19:08Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to be honest with the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:19Now I'm playing better than when I was.
19:23Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is playing?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing playing.
19:34You always find someone who's wrong with you from childhood.
19:37What is it?
19:38What is it?
19:40What is it?
19:41What is it?
19:42What is it?
19:43Who's to have to be fired?
19:46Your mother?
19:48She doesn't manage to do this.
19:53No, my father.
19:57My mom died.
19:58Do you remember?
20:02I was in your case.
20:06Where is Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:18We need to go to the night.
20:22To meet the minister.
20:26Yeah.
20:28Ready?
20:30Let's go.
20:32Of course.
20:34Of course, I'm always the same.
20:36And everything is always up in the altar.
20:38And what's going on?
20:40He's not in the form.
20:42He's not in the form.
20:44He's not in the form.
20:46He's going to pay for the United States.
20:48He's going to pay for it.
20:50He's going to pay for it.
20:52He's going to pay for it.
20:54But it's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:58Leadership.
21:00Maybe you're too much talking.
21:02You're too much talking.
21:04You're too much talking.
21:06You're too much talking.
21:08You're too much talking.
21:10You're too much talking.
21:12Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we're winning, Dad.
21:16I'll be going to buy a bar.
21:17But I'll give you a bottle.
21:18You're too much talking.
21:19You're too much talking.
21:20You're too much talking.
21:21You're too much talking.
21:22Yeah?
21:23From the very beginning.
21:25I'm an angel.
21:26It would be nice if I could remember this.
21:27I want to drink.
21:28I'd like to drink.
21:29I'm going to drink.
21:30I want to drink.
21:31No, I'll have to drink.
21:32No, I'll have to drink.
21:33No, I'll have to drink.
21:34I'll be interested in it.
21:52Dovnynkyo, Ilya.
21:58Dovnynkyo, Sasha.
22:05I think you played well.
22:07I will say thank you, but I know you're not looking at any other.
22:11For the person who has been a son of a coach for hockey, you've got to avoid this.
22:17I sometimes blame you for me.
22:20When I understand what it costs, blame you for me.
22:23In any case, it doesn't have a matter for you.
22:26It doesn't have?
22:27Why did you decide that?
22:29My father...
22:30Your father is a fool, who will in any case you will punish you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And you don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:43Yes, really.
22:44Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:51I think that in this year you will win, Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:56Because I think that Midka is traumatized.
22:58Why do you know everything you have to do?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:03But you can't leave the team with the band, you can't leave the team with the team, as well as the team showed up.
23:11It's good.
23:13This is the Vostok, and then you can win. You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:18In Chicago, it's not like that before. In the final, they will be in San Francisco.
23:24They are good, but too young.
23:27That's how you win the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I did with Satsun.
23:33No, thank you. I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:38You need to look at the ideal.
23:41You always look at the ideal.
23:43Yes, but you need to agree with us.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:57Well, how are you, Sasha?
24:03Oh, that's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:09Clubs? It's my head.
24:13The girls. It's just nice.
24:16And the boys.
24:19Well, you've seen the French boys.
24:24Right, Elia?
24:26What?
24:30Oh, my God.
24:32Oh, my God.
24:34I don't have anything.
24:37You don't have a cocaine.
24:41You don't lie.
24:43You don't flirt with me.
24:45I don't know.
24:46I don't know.
24:47I don't know.
24:48I don't know.
24:49I don't know.
24:50I don't know.
24:51I don't know.
24:52I don't know.
24:53I don't know.
24:54You don't know.
24:55I don't know.
25:09Here?
25:10Seriously?
25:11The danger has already caused you, if you remember me, it doesn't change me.
25:21We are children, Sash.
25:26Yes, that's right.
25:33Stop it.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:39No.
25:50Okay.
25:52I'll find the wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:04I'm glad to see you.
26:06I was glad to see you.
26:36There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay, playoffs are over.
26:39You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule.
26:41You just make that up.
26:42Hollander, is that a rule?
26:43Unfortunately, it is.
26:44Fuck you, Hollander.
26:45You can barely even grow one.
26:46No, no.
26:47Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:48Fuck you, AJ.
26:49Come on.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:54Boys, it's starting.
26:55Turn it up.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:18Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:27That was yesterday.
27:28That was before.
27:29Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win.
27:38Here.
27:39At home.
27:40Tonight.
27:41As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:46But I want to hear our fans.
27:48I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:55I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:22We'll fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You ate Rosenhoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But, he's very good at acting.
28:39The best probably.
28:40Eh, nah.
28:41You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:43Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:45That animal.
28:46Shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:56Ah.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in block shots.
29:01In shots against.
29:02In shots against.
29:03And obviously, it's our finals.
29:04Yes.
29:07Metronelovat!
29:08Woo!
29:09Woo!
29:10Woo!
29:11Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:18Woo!
29:20Woo!
29:21Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:24Woo!
29:25Woo!
29:26Woo!
29:27Woo!
29:28Woo!
29:29Woo!
29:31I'm literally hungry as we talk to you.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:39Can I give this to you for free or less?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:4225 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50I was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:53But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:34All right.
30:52All right.
30:53No chance.
30:55What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:55Let me be as nicely.
32:08Huh?
32:09Please.
32:10If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:20Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:34No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:51We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show,
32:57and then go to boring party after.
32:59And then, woman, I've been waiting all night.
33:05You'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe,
33:09maybe,
33:11do more than just suck your dick.
33:12When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh,
33:20I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is,
33:33is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight,
33:46I will blow you,
33:47fuck you,
33:48whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
33:53Good luck coming.
34:12Good luck coming.
34:14Especially if you're gonna ask...
34:36I'll show them why...
34:39Yeah.
34:40Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:10You're such an asshole.
35:40What?
35:53It's a lot of windows.
35:54good now get on the bed
36:24this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:33touch yourself what show up for me i want to watch you
36:40you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:44i've never no shit fuck you give me some vodka at least
36:50no no no vodka is for after is your reward
37:20do you want to know how it feels
37:31how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
37:41are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:07i need you what you know tell me
38:16you
38:20i need you
38:27i need you
38:36i need you
38:38i need you
38:45i need you
38:47i need you
38:49i need you
38:51i need you
38:54So, let's go.
39:24So, Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So, are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:54Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's...
40:07It's home.
40:09Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:23What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:41Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should have.
40:56So, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01Goodbye, Hollander.
41:02Goodbye, Hollander.
41:03Goodbye, Hollander.
41:04Goodbye, Hollander.
41:05Goodbye, Hollander.
41:06Goodbye, Hollander.
41:07Goodbye, Hollander.
41:08Goodbye, Hollander.
41:09Goodbye, Hollander.
41:10Goodbye, Hollander.
41:11Goodbye, Hollander.
41:12Goodbye, Hollander.
41:13Goodbye, Hollander.
41:14Goodbye, Hollander.
41:15Goodbye, Hollander.
41:16Goodbye, Hollander.
41:17Goodbye, Hollander.
41:18Goodbye, Hollander.
41:19Goodbye, Hollander.
41:20Goodbye, Hollander.
41:21Goodbye, Hollander.
41:22Goodbye, Hollander.
41:23Goodbye, Hollander.
41:24Goodbye, Hollander.
41:25Goodbye, Hollander.
41:26I don't know.
41:56I don't know.
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