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00:00Hola, ¿qué tal?
00:17¿Volvió con nosotros?
00:21Manusos, ¿puede escucharnos?
00:25¿Cómo se siente?
00:28¿Se acuerdan de lo que le pasó?
00:32Nos dio un gran susto.
00:34La buena noticia es que la infección
00:36está respondiendo a los antibióticos.
00:40Sin embargo,
00:42se va a tener que quedar aquí por un tiempo.
00:45Necesita recuperar sus fuerzas.
00:55Manusos,
00:56entendemos por completo que esto es mucho para procesar,
01:00pero necesita más tiempo para sanar.
01:02Su cuerpo necesita reposo.
01:04Es necesario...
01:06Yo me voy.
01:08¿Cuánto debo?
01:10¡La factura! ¿Cuánto debo?
01:12No nos debes nada.
01:14A ustedes no.
01:16A la gente que estaba aquí antes.
01:20El hospital, los puntos, los remedios, todo eso cuesta.
01:24Antes de la unión, su tratamiento en este hospital en particular
01:28hubiera costado...
01:308,277,53 en Balboas o dólares americanos.
01:36¿Balboas?
01:39Estoy en Panamá.
01:44¿Va a necesitar un recibo desglosado?
01:46I,P-Va.
01:47Zeato.
01:48¡Jito.
01:52Oh, my God.
02:22Oh, my God.
02:52Oh, my God.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:51Oh, my God.
04:02Cheers.
04:04Oh, cheers.
04:04It's not too sweet.
04:15I always worry I don't add enough water.
04:18It's perfect.
04:19Yeah?
04:19Because I can add more if you want, the water.
04:30The O'Keeffe looks good in here.
04:33Oh.
04:33Oh, I was about to return that.
04:38Oh, we think it looks wonderful right there.
04:40I was just keeping it safe, really.
04:47There's been a lot of animals roaming around here.
04:49And if they were to wander into the museums and start rubbing up against the paintings, it's going to be...
05:03Yeah, that could be problematic.
05:08We can secure all those buildings if you like.
05:12Great.
05:14That would be great.
05:16Don't want a buffalo eating a Mona Lisa.
05:18I don't know what to talk about.
05:42Who says we have to?
05:50How about a board game?
05:56Seriously?
05:57Mm-hmm.
05:58Could be fun.
05:58All right.
06:21So, what are we feeling?
06:27Bananagrams?
06:28Oh.
06:29No.
06:30That wouldn't be any fun.
06:31You know all the words.
06:33Um.
06:34Chess.
06:35No.
06:36Jesus, no.
06:38Also, you're missing a white rook, remember?
06:41But we can get you a new one.
06:46What else we got?
06:47Um.
06:49Risk.
06:50Oh, world domination.
06:51That's hilarious.
06:53Not sure why we even have that one.
06:55What about the one you used to play with your cousins?
07:00Oh, God.
07:06Oh, God.
07:09Oh, God.
07:10Oh, God.
07:10Too slow.
07:12Oh.
07:12Oh, God.
07:12Oh.
07:13Oh, God.
07:13Are you letting me win?
07:16Or do you just suck at this?
07:18Keep playing and you'll find out.
07:23I have not thought about this game in years.
07:28My Nana had a blue deck and a red deck,
07:31and she used to make us put them all back in the right boxes
07:34before we put them away.
07:36Loser has to sort.
07:41Would you like your cousin Henry to come visit?
07:43You haven't seen him since Christmas 2005.
07:48It would be exactly like talking to you, right?
07:54No.
07:56You didn't want to see me these past 41 days?
07:57Why bother now?
08:01So why do they call it spit?
08:05We don't know exactly.
08:07What do you mean? You know everything.
08:08Ready? Spit.
08:09We know it originated in the UK during the 80s.
08:14There's different theories as to who named it,
08:16but no clear answer.
08:18Uh, ready? Spit.
08:21In 1986, a man named...
08:24Oh!
08:25Ha!
08:26It's like playing cards with fucking Google.
08:35Is everyone back now?
08:38Mostly.
08:40Another hour or two should do it.
08:41Do you think you guys could maybe, um, power wash that up?
08:56Absolutely.
08:58Thanks.
09:02Well, uh, have a good night.
09:04Carol, we can stick around if you like.
09:08As long as you want.
09:10What? No, no, no.
09:11I'm sure you have things to do.
09:12And I've got, like, a bunch of...
09:14chores, whatnot.
09:15It just occurred to me, I've never, I've, I never even thought to ask you where you live.
09:30There's no such thing as ownership anymore.
09:33No private property.
09:35Wherever we hang our hat is our home.
09:39Right, but, I mean, where do you sleep at night?
09:43We can show you.
09:44Everybody sleeps together?
10:04Mm-hmm.
10:06Why?
10:08It saves on electricity, natural gas.
10:11It's more efficient to heat and cool one big room than hundreds of small ones.
10:17This isn't going to turn into the orgy scene at the end of that matrix, maybe, is it?
10:21Not unless you wanted to.
10:22We make use of spaces like this all over the world.
10:35Malls, churches, convention centers.
10:37Oh!
10:38Wait, this dog is not one of you, is it?
10:41Definitely not.
10:42Though he is a very good boy.
10:44His name is Bear Jordan.
10:46Hey.
10:46Hey, Bear.
10:49Hey.
10:50I didn't realize you kept pets.
10:54We don't.
10:55But when an animal refuses to leave its former owner's side, we take care of them.
11:00Bear is fond of Malcolm over there.
11:02Would you like to stay with us tonight?
11:15We can make you your own bed if you'd like.
11:17Oh, no, no.
11:18In private.
11:19That's okay.
11:20I'm gonna, uh, head home.
11:23Whatever makes you happy.
11:24We can drive you.
11:26Or are you welcome to take our car?
11:28I'll figure something out.
11:31Do you mind if we let him?
11:34Oh, oh, uh, please.
11:35Please.
11:35Why, sir?
11:46What are you?
11:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:00Oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:33We had a wonderful time with you.
13:03We're very happy to be back.
13:07Yeah.
13:14Would you like us to make you breakfast?
13:18No, I can manage.
13:20I had a nice time, too.
13:26I can manage.
13:28I can manage.
13:30I can manage.
13:32I can manage.
14:02I don't know.
14:32It's hard to beat this view.
15:02Man, I love trains.
15:11There's just something about the sound of a train horn, you know?
15:15What about it?
15:16Hmm?
15:18Come on, I must have told some human being at some point that I love train horns.
15:22I thought you knew everything about me.
15:29Not this.
15:29It is the loneliest sound in the world.
15:40How do you do that?
15:56It's something to do with the body's electromagnetic field.
16:01Our natural electric charge, so to speak.
16:05You have one too.
16:06Just unused.
16:08So, like radio?
16:12Sort of.
16:12But radio transmission is like talking.
16:15It's conscious.
16:16Our communication is unconscious.
16:19Homeostatic.
16:20Like breathing.
16:23So?
16:26No.
16:27No.
16:28There's still a lot we don't really understand.
16:31Hmm.
16:31Why do you still need trains anyway?
16:41Food distribution?
16:42Food distribution?
17:01Oh.
17:03Carol, you okay?
17:05Oh, yeah.
17:06I'm great.
17:07Sorry.
17:09Carry on.
17:10Ugh.
17:10Does this feel good to you, too?
17:15Absolutely.
17:17So, like, how?
17:21I mean, I know you're getting a massage right now, but technically it's you giving it to yourself.
17:28Yes.
17:30Meanwhile, you're simultaneously giving me a massage.
17:34So, I mean...
17:36That's true.
17:36How does that work?
17:44Does everyone feel what you're feeling right now?
17:49Is the whole world getting a massage?
17:52No.
17:52Not exactly.
17:54It's kind of like...
17:56In the last ten minutes, there's been 1,674 deaths and 965 births.
18:07And, oh, just as we said this, a man in Bulgaria was accidentally impaled on an iron fence.
18:15Oh, Jesus.
18:16Oh, it's okay.
18:17We don't think he pierced anything vital.
18:21To feel everything.
18:23All at once would be unbearable.
18:25But, we know it as it happens.
18:29We're aware.
18:33Like, we're aware that you just got goosebumps.
18:36Having said all that, this massage feels good.
18:50So, that's where it came from.
19:06That's it.
19:07It's star, anyway.
19:10Kepler-22?
19:11Uh-huh.
19:12And the planet, which you can't see, is Kepler-22b.
19:16That's our name for it.
19:17We have no idea what they call it.
19:20It's got a radius roughly twice that of Earth.
19:23And we think their planet may be one enormous ocean.
19:30Sometimes we close our eyes and try to picture it.
19:35I'm not sure I'm looking in the right spot.
19:50I mean, I see the...
19:53The swan, I think.
19:55Do you see a star brighter than the others?
19:58Uh, yes.
20:00That's Deneb.
20:01Then, if you trace a straight line up from the first section of wing,
20:06you should see a tiny dot of light.
20:08I can't tell one dot from the next.
20:10There's a lot of light pollution coming from the city.
20:13Let's see what we can do about that.
20:24Wow.
20:28Try it now.
20:29We could place it in the center of the eyepiece for you.
20:37It might make it easier for you to spot.
20:38Oh, oh, wait a minute.
20:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
20:41Yeah, I think I see it.
20:43I see it.
20:44I do.
20:49Hmm.
20:50Yeah.
20:51So, what are the people like on Kepler-22B?
21:01We probably never learned the first thing about them.
21:04They're too far away.
21:06But we know we love them, and we're grateful to them.
21:10And we'll pay it forward, however long that may take.
21:14What does that mean?
21:16We have to share their gift with whoever else might be out there.
21:25Just to be clear, out there, out there.
21:30Mm-hmm.
21:32How exactly will you do that?
21:34How exactly will you do that?
22:04Can you do me a favor?
22:25Hey.
22:26Thanks.
22:30Thanks.
22:31Our pleasure.
22:32Does this mean what we think it means?
22:35What?
22:37You're writing again?
22:38Writing.
22:40Why Karo?
22:42Yeah.
22:43Yeah.
22:43I had an idea, and just started filling up the white board, and suddenly my marker
22:50ran dry.
22:51So, yeah.
22:51I'm writing again.
22:53Well, don't let us keep you.
22:56We are just so excited to have something new to read.
23:00And another white Karo.
23:02That's only if you want to share it with us.
23:04Of course.
23:05Absolutely no pressure.
23:06Um, sure.
23:09Happy writing, Karo.
23:11Happy writing, Karo.
23:12Yeah.
23:14I don't know.
23:44I don't know.
24:14I don't know.
24:18That was good.
24:20It was close.
24:22Whoopee.
24:23Don't patronize me.
24:25I'm telling you, I swear to God, when I was a kid, I used to crush this game.
24:29We know.
24:29Are you freaking kidding me?
24:37Jesus.
24:39You told me you never played before.
24:41Xocia's never played.
24:42But we have the combined knowledge of every living croquet champion, so that's, you know, a bit of an advantage.
24:49Yeah, I get that with, like, chess or whatever, but hitting a ball is muscle memory.
24:54You guys all share that, too?
24:57Maybe.
24:58Or maybe you just suck.
25:01Oh, we're doing that.
25:09Mm, okay.
25:11Okay.
25:13Well, just for that, um, I'm gonna beat all seven billion of you.
25:18Oh.
25:18Yep.
25:18So, seven billion butts about to get kicked.
25:24May we ask you a question?
25:26Sure.
25:28What was your best day writing?
25:30No such thing.
25:32Really?
25:33Come on, you have other writers in there.
25:35You should know.
25:36That's like asking, uh, what's the most fun you ever had getting your teeth drilled?
25:40Oh, you poor tortured artist.
25:43By the way, it's still my turn.
25:50Why are you asking?
25:51This place has been closed for years.
26:17I never thought I would be back here.
26:29Okay.
26:34May we join you?
26:36Uh, please, please.
26:40Would you tell us what you're feeling?
26:43We'd be honored to share it with you.
26:45Well, um, it all started right here, as you obviously know.
27:00I used to write longhand on yellow legal pads that I stole from my temp job.
27:06I had, like, 20 of them, and I'd have to go back and forth, scratch stuff out, and the
27:13whole time I'm just dreaming of saving up enough money for a laptop.
27:16And then I'd rip the pages out, clip them all together with this giant metal clip, which
27:22I also stole, which I also stole, which took both hands, to pry it open, just enough that I could add a single page.
27:34It would give me huge dents in my palms.
27:37It was just the whole thing.
27:37It was a fucking nightmare.
27:38Oh, and there was this waitress, um, Brie.
27:47I loved her.
27:47She kept my coffee topped off.
27:49She never hassled me about hogging the booth all day long.
27:57Oh, my God.
27:58Take all the time you need, hon.
28:14This place.
28:16This place.
28:21Why is my escape?
28:25Oh, it's devastated when it...
28:27Wait, it burned down.
28:35You rebuilt it?
28:37From...
28:38Wait, from nothing?
28:40From an empty lot?
28:42We didn't...
28:53God, I miss those days.
28:54Working all night so I could write all morning, and then...
29:00I mean, those were the best days.
29:02Is everything okay?
29:17Okay?
29:25Carol?
29:28Carol?
29:28Carol?
29:28Carol?
29:34Oh!
29:51I mean...
30:52Yes.
30:53You want a drink?
30:55You want a drink?
30:56We'll have one if it pleases you.
30:58We...we think we want.
31:02Would it kill you to say I?
31:05Would it?
31:06Of course not.
31:09We...I find it odd, semantically.
31:15But of course she could...weak...um...
31:19Wow.
31:20All the brains in the world and you can't navigate a fucking pronoun.
31:24Is this why you're upset?
31:29Where was that waitress living, Brie, on joining day?
31:34Back when she was she, not you.
31:36Where was she?
31:37Miami.
31:38Hmm.
31:39Working?
31:40Vacation?
31:41Working.
31:42As a cosmetologist.
31:44Recently married.
31:45Oh.
31:46But not anymore.
31:47So, she had moved on with her life and then, what, you dragged her back here to do a little
31:56play acting?
31:57Waitress?
31:58Theater?
31:59Carol, I'm not sure we understand what's troubling you.
32:03Can you be more specific?
32:06You are trying to distract me.
32:09Knock me off course.
32:12You rebuild my favorite diner.
32:15You jump for joy when I tell you I'm writing again.
32:19But it's all an act.
32:20It's manipulative bullshit because you know I haven't given up.
32:25Admit it.
32:27Tell me you know I won't give up.
32:30We know.
32:31We wish you would.
32:38But it's also true we love like Carol.
32:41Alright.
32:42Honesty.
32:43Let's go for it.
32:45Cards on the table.
32:46I like you.
32:47You people.
32:48You, you, whatever.
32:50You're...
32:52There's a lot of things that I like about you.
32:56But this?
32:59This is a train wreck.
33:03This is unsustainable.
33:05It's mental illness.
33:07It's psychosis.
33:08You are starving and you can't even pick a goddamn apple off a tree.
33:12But how...
33:16Someone has to put the world right.
33:19Even if it means you all leave me again.
33:21Even if it means that I'm...
33:24That's...
33:25And...
33:25...
33:30I'm so sorry for this.
33:32I don't know.
33:33I'm so sorry for the day.
33:33So that's the end, so we have fear, which...
33:35Is this a anarchist at the realm that I can limit on?
33:37because...
33:37Best year and realizes, and� prevention is that Ver influence,
33:39but the reality is that a lot of people are so as regards...
33:41...
33:43If it means for me, then I'll be like-
33:44I don't know.
34:14I don't know.
34:44I don't know.
34:52Morning.
34:54Hey.
34:58How long have you been awake?
35:01Long enough.
35:02Do you want to read chapter one?
35:11Long enough.
35:21Long enough.
35:24Don't leave me hanging.
35:54Rabanne is a woman now.
36:00Long overdue.
36:02But I figured now, why not?
36:05Makes sense.
36:06So are you going to just redcon it?
36:10Uh, no need.
36:12It can happen canonically.
36:13How?
36:14The font of truth from the second book?
36:17No.
36:18No, that wouldn't work.
36:19No.
36:20Yeah, you're right.
36:21They're shapeshifters of Golunbrae.
36:27I was thinking of the caverns.
36:28The caverns of Avalor.
36:29Yeah.
36:30But weren't those lost to time?
36:32Well, sure.
36:33But what is time to someone like Rabanne?
36:37They just have to get their hands on Captain Virgil's temporal compass.
36:40Temporal compass.
36:42Wow.
36:43I thought about Lucacia using the compass for something for life and I can't remember
36:48what, but it just, it makes more sense for Rabanne.
36:52Uh.
36:53Yeah.
36:54So you like it so far?
36:59Carol.
37:01What?
37:02I love it.
37:06I love it.
37:10Pfft.
37:14I hope you're making enough for both of us.
37:41You're eating too.
37:42Mm-hmm.
37:46You like omelets, right?
37:49We do.
37:50We love all breakfast food.
37:53Sure.
37:54Sure.
37:55But you, you, like lowercase you, does Zosia like omelets?
38:02I never had many chances to try them.
38:11Hmm.
38:14What is your favorite food?
38:25Mango ice cream.
38:29I love mango ice cream.
38:33There was an old man in my neighborhood who sold it out of a little cart.
38:39I would watch the ships leaving Gnansk, brand new, first voyage.
38:46I was maybe 10 years old and I was fascinated by these giant ships.
38:53Who built them?
38:55What for?
38:57Where were they going?
38:59And now I know.
39:04Sometimes the man with the cart would hand out ice cream bars to us when he had too many
39:09to sell.
39:11He knew we didn't have two coins to rub together.
39:14It was just after the country had opened up and suddenly he had new flavors.
39:18Mint, coffee, peach.
39:21But...
39:24Mango.
39:26That was my favorite.
39:36Thank you for sharing that.
39:44You're going to have a visitor.
40:11Ok, ok, ok, ok...
40:13Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok.
40:33Ok, ok, ok.
40:37I don't know.
41:07I don't know.
41:37I don't know.
42:07I've been trying so hard to make it on my own.
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