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El Presidente | One Bite

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00:00All right, pizza review time, uh, let's back up so we're not in these people's faces.
00:27Rockboy Pizza Miami, uh, brought to you by Roback.
00:31I'm wearing the big house.
00:32You have like a smirk on your face.
00:34Why?
00:35No, I don't.
00:36You did.
00:37All right, uh, 20% off.
00:39Use the code PIZZA.
00:40Uh, it's early.
00:41This is quite the look for me.
00:43Miami look.
00:44I got everything going on, running around.
00:46I'm in town actually.
00:47I'm gonna be on Netflix for the Jake Paul, uh, Joshua fight.
00:50That's what I'm here.
00:52This pizza costs $7.98 for this slice.
00:55I put in a 25% tip, 10 bucks.
00:59It is a big slice, but I mean, 10 bucks.
01:03If it, you, I don't like gimmicks.
01:06This is a gimmick slice.
01:07It's huge.
01:08Like, it's really hard to have great pizza this big.
01:11I can't imagine anybody eating here.
01:25This place is gonna be open till 4 in the morning, 5 in the morning, 6 in the morning.
01:31This place may be like 11 or space and just not close.
01:34Um, sober at like 11, 45, 12 in the afternoon.
01:39I'm gonna put it at 3, 4.
01:41That's a review.
01:42That's a review.
01:54Grace?
01:55Yeah.
01:56It's in this place.
01:58This guy just sits out here and boots people.
02:03Is he waiting for someone to leave the pizzeria?
02:05What a business.
02:06Where does he even say, by the way, that you can't do that?
02:09Must say it when you pull in.
02:11They watch this walk push street, boom.
02:32They don't wait.
02:34Who are they?
02:36They got cameras.
02:37The land owner, not the store owners, apparently.
02:39Who knows, it's probably bullshitting.
02:40But they said, like, there's a guy who's somewhere in the world watching this parking lot.
02:45And as soon as we walk over the street, this guy crushes you.
02:48You must make a fortune.
02:49What a gig.
02:50Are those people booted right behind too?
02:53I don't, I don't know about the boots.
02:56I just don't know.
02:57There's one on our car.
02:58That's fucking bull.
03:00This guy moved with the, he goes, oh, Dave's shooting.
03:02Dave's shooting with you.
03:03I go, duh.
03:04Him?
03:05Yeah, this guy.
03:06How many boots an hour do you get?
03:08Uh, not that much.
03:09I don't move cars that often.
03:11Bullshit.
03:12I promise you.
03:13I don't believe it.
03:14You are pretty efficient in that.
03:15You have a lot of experience.
03:16I'm not fishing.
03:17They're calling.
03:18They're calling.
03:19It's an efficient, but how many an hour?
03:22Uh, an hour.
03:24Five.
03:25That's not a lot?
03:26No, that's not.
03:27Five boots an hour?
03:28No.
03:29That's an astronomical.
03:30That's better than investment banking.
03:32I only work like five hours.
03:34Yeah, you make all your money quick.
03:36Yeah, I get paid by commission.
03:38So that's getting called all around Miami.
03:40So.
03:41What a business.
03:42And you can't get, you can't get replaced by AI.
03:44Yeah.
03:45You can't get replaced by AI.
03:46Yeah.
03:47Yeah, good.
03:48And the call there right here as well.
03:49And the CVS down there.
03:50They don't want anyone leaving.
03:51That's why.
03:52They want them leaving.
03:53They want you walking out and then bang.
03:56The whole point of these is to deter people from leaving.
03:59So that's, this is before the tow truck arrives.
04:02Yeah, right.
04:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:04So you guys want to go?
04:06Yeah.
04:07What, five an hour?
04:09I said, I said five an hour is not a lot.
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