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00:00Good morning, queens.
00:07Are you ready to sleep?
00:09Alyssa!
00:13Miss Fierce-Alicious
00:16is ready to go.
00:18Get up!
00:19It's my special day!
00:23I'm putting my sweet ass right back to sleep.
00:27Girl, I'm coming out of the closet again.
00:30I'm dressed and ready to go.
00:32I'm ready for whatever Fierce is gonna throw at us today.
00:34Everyone, wake up and meet me downstairs
00:37because it's my special day!
00:40Oh, Lord.
00:43Get up!
00:45Get up!
00:47It is Fierce's day,
00:49and I know that she has a lot planned for us.
00:55Tessa?
00:56Come in.
00:57Hi.
00:58Oh, here we go.
00:59Nikki came up like the French delegating peacekeeper.
01:03How are you feeling?
01:04Yesterday was a lot.
01:05Yesterday was a lot.
01:06One, two, three, four.
01:09Feast your eyes on me.
01:10I'm delicious, you see.
01:11Zanna, you got this, baby.
01:13It's a trap.
01:14It's a trap.
01:15It's a trap.
01:17Tessa, stop touching me.
01:19Stop.
01:20Y'all, stop.
01:21We're definitely wearing these today.
01:24Because how these girls acted,
01:27I'm gonna have to be a soldier in the army of the Lord.
01:32And I'm gonna have to, like, do an exorcism or something.
01:37Do you feel like you're gonna continue this vacation with us?
01:40Or are you...
01:41I don't know, girl.
01:43This one made, that one made.
01:46The house has voted.
01:48There's the door.
01:50Bye, bitch.
01:52Fierce every single day has been.
01:56I just came here for the good time and the good liquor.
02:00Okay, listen.
02:01I think that at the end of the day, we are strong personalities.
02:04Mm-hmm.
02:05Which is also how we got to where we are in our career.
02:07Mm-hmm.
02:08But what I want you to remember is a lot of people love you here.
02:12Yeah.
02:13And I genuinely believe that if you and Fierce, you know, talk things through, y'all could possibly move past us.
02:19I mean, girl, if you need to know one thing about me, I'm an only child, and I love to hold a grudge.
02:26But if you need to know something about me, is I am a French stubborn bitch, and I love to be right.
02:31So you're gonna get your ass up, shower, put a smile on your face, and have fun.
02:36Yeah, I'll pass.
02:40Everyone, I have an announcement.
02:43Look, it's Fierce.
02:45I'm descending down the stairs, and I feel like I'm floating down with all my little munchkins.
02:52I am the cruise director for today, and we're gonna find out if I was born fierce, or if I had fierceness thrust upon me.
03:01Why you ain't got no pants on?
03:03It's her special day.
03:06Tessa.
03:07Let's wait for Tessa to get down here before we start.
03:10I stayed upstairs because I knew exactly what was gonna happen down there.
03:14A little let's talk about Tessa morning special.
03:17No, thank you.
03:18But you know what? I don't mind if she's not here, because as they say, no one mourns the wicked.
03:23Oh, well.
03:24Switch away is there.
03:25Good morning to fierce.
03:26Abracadabra, make Tessa disappear.
03:29She did apologize, but she needs to have a...
03:31And she did apologize, but like, when I get my feelings, like, I need time to just, like, let everything go.
03:37Right.
03:38When I was in high school, I got made fun of a lot for being, like, so loud and unspoken.
03:42And throughout all of high school, I did, like, shut down a lot.
03:45And I didn't talk to anyone. I was very, like, introverted and very, like, antisocial.
03:48And also, I was an O in high school, and I was afraid I would get back to my parents.
03:52Let me tell you something. Some things need no explanation.
03:55We knew, baby. We knew something.
03:58I've grown closer with these girls, and it feels nice to be able to open up to them and let them know a little bit more about myself.
04:04I was never fully myself until I got into university and was actually able to, you know, explore my queerness, start doing drag.
04:13That's when I realized me being myself makes me unique and powerful.
04:18And I don't want to ever dim that down for anyone.
04:21I'm very proud that she is showing that there is another side to the Fierce Delicious.
04:27Fierce, what do you have planned for us today, speaking of today?
04:29Oh, you know I'm a good, fun-time gal.
04:32I don't want to give too much away, but today is going to be a lot of fun.
04:36Okay.
04:37The day of the wicked.
04:38All right.
04:40Okay, and I hope you don't live to regret it.
04:43I hope you wear clothes.
04:45It's too much for 9 a.m.
04:49It's a new day!
04:50Tessa has made her entrance.
04:59Tessa's on the bus.
05:01I guess somebody cares.
05:03Just not me.
05:05Are you guys excited?
05:07We are excited.
05:08I'm excited.
05:09Tessa, are you excited?
05:10Because you don't look excited.
05:11I don't know.
05:12Are you excited?
05:13I am.
05:14Well, that makes one of us.
05:16Oh.
05:17It's dark-sided in here.
05:18Fierce, I need you to really hear me on this one.
05:22I apologize again for what I did to you that was not correct.
05:26That was out of character.
05:28But bitch, I don't know if at this point you are the cruise director or the loudspeaker system, because you certainly love the sound of your own voice.
05:39Talking over bitches all fucking day, pushing bitches off their fucking fat bikes, not knowing when it's time for other bitches to have their fucking moment.
05:50Tessa says I'm loud, obnoxious, and annoying.
05:53True, true, and true.
05:54What's wrong with that?
05:55Well, I hope you're happy now that you're doing this, bitch.
05:58Well, Fierce, you have to know that you are being a little bit obnoxious.
06:01Like, I don't know you that well.
06:03The sound of your voice is obnoxious to me, so I can say the same.
06:05That's fine.
06:06I don't really give a fuck.
06:07Baby Tessa started in, and Zayna said, let me finish this.
06:12Like, you don't actually know what you're saying, and then you don't realize that you have hurt someone or brought someone to a place where they needed to do something to say something.
06:18I've said something to upset you, say it to me, and we'll talk about it.
06:21But you haven't.
06:22You haven't upset me.
06:23It's been annoying.
06:24You seem upset.
06:25Well, that's why we're addressing it right now.
06:27Now, Ms. Zayna, right words, wrong time.
06:31Today is my day.
06:32I want us to have fun.
06:34And I'll say this.
06:35Today you are the cruise director, so it is the perfect chance for you to stand up and be a leader.
06:39For you to be silent.
06:40For you to stand up and be a leader, Fierce, Alicia, and act like a fucking adult.
06:44Right.
06:45So adults just push each other in the face like that.
06:47That was adult behavior.
06:48I'm sorry.
06:49I need to own that.
06:50You're right.
06:51You're right.
06:52I acted very immature, but you are acting very immature right now.
06:54So that makes the two of us.
06:56I think that accountability is not being held on both parties.
07:00I don't expect you to forgive me right now.
07:01I don't expect us to get along right now, but I don't need this to go on and on and on.
07:06Right.
07:07At the end of the day, we are sisters and I do want to enjoy this day.
07:12All right.
07:13On that note, where the fuck are we going?
07:16To the bar.
07:17My goal as cruise director is to get these girls intoxicated.
07:22You're right.
07:23You're right.
07:24Like it?
07:25Love it.
07:26Don't regret it.
07:27Hello.
07:28Hi.
07:29Hey.
07:30I recognize my diva doll, Kendrick from season one of Slaycation.
07:35Welcome back.
07:36Hi.
07:37Hi.
07:38Hi.
07:39I'm back.
07:40Woo!
07:41Woo!
07:42Kendrick.
07:46Before we begin, I brought a special guest with me.
07:49Oh, my God.
07:50Is RuPaul going to walk in on my bae?
07:52Surprise.
07:53Come on in.
07:54Oh, my gosh.
07:55What kind of surprise is this?
07:57Now, I told you, bitches.
07:59I am the woman.
08:03My twin is here.
08:06Of the motherfucking house.
08:09She is honestly like a sister to me.
08:11We talk every single day.
08:12Hi, everyone.
08:13Hi.
08:14Hi.
08:15Carrie Colby from Slaycation season one.
08:18Let me crown you my queen.
08:20Okay, crown me.
08:21Hi.
08:22She is the mixology queen from last season, so she's probably going to let us have it this year.
08:27You're going to have 20 minutes to make a cocktail.
08:30You're going to be judged on three things.
08:32Presentation, creativity, and taste.
08:35Are you guys ready?
08:36I'm still going to win.
08:37I'm still going to win.
08:38Let's go.
08:39Let's go.
08:40I'm a queen.
08:41Hey.
08:42Hello, Kendrick.
08:43How are you?
08:44Good.
08:45I'm good.
08:46Nice to see you.
08:47Nice to see you.
08:48Nice to see you.
08:49I love me a tall black man, a tall glass of water.
08:54This is silky.
08:55Oh, it's silky.
08:56Pleasure.
08:57You look lovely.
08:59Should I do a little spit?
09:00No.
09:01Okay, okay, okay.
09:02You know, my sister Sweet Pussy Pauline always said, ass is okay if you enter that type of thing.
09:07Okay, okay, okay.
09:08But it's what's up front.
09:09That matters.
09:10Okay, I love your sister.
09:11Okay.
09:12But anyways, Kendrick, back to me.
09:14What are you thinking of making?
09:16Whatever it is, I'll make it stronger than my urge to slap this bitch again.
09:19I heard about you putting hands on the girl.
09:21Right.
09:22Not hands.
09:23My hands just breathed her way.
09:24Oh, it breathed her way?
09:25Okay.
09:26I was like, you can put your hands on me though.
09:28Carrie, are you flirting with me?
09:30Why not?
09:31Look at this gentleman.
09:33You know.
09:34My gentleman, honey.
09:35It might just be her and me against you.
09:37Uh-oh.
09:38Was I flirting with Carrie Colby because she's gorgeous?
09:40Yes.
09:41This is my twin.
09:42You can never get between a twin.
09:44Was I flirting with Carrie Colby to piss Fierce Delicious off?
09:47Absolutely.
09:49This is so pointed.
09:51You're going to carry this around all day?
09:54Like I've been carrying this season?
09:55Of course.
09:56Okay.
09:58This is my impression of a bartender from any big city.
10:03And he's trying to fuck you.
10:10Are you horny, Jenna?
10:12Oh, shit.
10:13Are y'all okay?
10:14You did that on purpose.
10:15Never.
10:16Play nice.
10:17Too much.
10:18What is an ounce?
10:19I look at my rights.
10:20I have Tessa and Fierce.
10:21Would y'all drink this at home?
10:23I am not worried one beat.
10:24I'm literally about to throw up.
10:25It's supposed to be pineapple flavor.
10:26It was delicious.
10:27Oh, shit.
10:28Oh, shit.
10:29Oh, shit.
10:30Are y'all okay?
10:31Are y'all okay?
10:32You did that on purpose.
10:33Never.
10:34Play nice.
10:35Too much.
10:36What is an ounce?
10:37I'm literally about to throw up.
10:38It's supposed to be pineapple flavor.
10:40It was delicious.
10:41Does it taste good?
10:46It tastes fantastic.
10:48I may be sober, but I can still turn out this drink.
10:52Alyssa, what are you adding now?
10:54Oh, it's glitter.
10:55I had the glitter gold.
10:56Did y'all see the glitter gold dust?
10:58Baby!
10:59It was very performative.
11:01I got a side hustle.
11:03I got a side hustle.
11:05Okay, we're about ready to count down, everybody.
11:11Five.
11:12Four.
11:13Three.
11:14Two.
11:15One.
11:16Hands up.
11:18Good job, queens.
11:19Mom and dad are coming.
11:20It said sush.
11:22Queens.
11:24Gonna start with Tessa.
11:25All right.
11:26What is this called?
11:27The Boyfriend Experience.
11:29Inspired by my girl, Carrie Colby.
11:31My twin sister, Carrie.
11:33No, no, no, no, baby.
11:34A good espresso martini should be like the perfect lover.
11:37Strong, keeping you up all night, and smooth.
11:41It looks warm.
11:43Is it not supposed to be?
11:45No, it's supposed to be chill.
11:46It almost feels like you let the ice melt too long or something taste less.
11:51It's a bit sharper.
11:52Yeah.
11:53And I saw it from over here.
11:54I think the presentation's gorgeous.
11:55I'm gonna give it like a six and a half.
11:56I can work with that.
11:57It's the five for me.
11:58Oh.
11:59Hopefully you're not.
12:00Where do you want to meet in the middle?
12:02I think meeting at six is perfect.
12:04No, five and a half.
12:05Five and a half.
12:06It's fine.
12:07I had to give you bitches a chance.
12:09I had to give you bitches a chance.
12:10Thank you, Tessa.
12:12Yeah.
12:13They gotta catch up somehow.
12:14Me with my two sashes.
12:15It's only charity.
12:17My drink is called the Carrielicious Delights.
12:22I'm using my twin telepathy right now, and I'm like, sis, break this shit.
12:31Ooh, no, no, no.
12:32Ooh.
12:33Ooh.
12:34Chop.
12:35I'm gonna give it a three.
12:38Ooh, that's a solid two.
12:39But it is, it's a solid two for you.
12:41It's a solid two.
12:42We can meet right at two and a half, and that's the final number.
12:44Oh.
12:45Wow.
12:46There's a taste that lingers, but I don't think I want it to.
12:48Maybe they have recently had COVID, and they lost their sense of taste.
12:53May I present to you, judges, the Slaycation Sunrise.
12:57Oh, wow.
12:58That smells strong.
12:59It has tequila, grenadine, triple sec, orange.
13:02Oh, that's really good.
13:04That's good.
13:06You know what?
13:07I'm gonna give thinking eight.
13:09I, I, I was going to say a nine.
13:12Thank you so much.
13:14So far, I am leading 8.5.
13:18I present to you the Texas tea, cause she knows all the tea.
13:23She's a little sour, but she's a whole lot of sweet.
13:27I'm on a strong nine because I love the presentation.
13:30Everything looks great.
13:31The, the name matches the look.
13:32Yep.
13:33Tastes like tea.
13:34A nine for me.
13:35It does.
13:36It does.
13:37It does.
13:38I can't taste the alcohol in that.
13:39I'm gonna give, I'm gonna give it a nine.
13:40So we add a nine.
13:41I'm gonna give it a nine.
13:42And a nine.
13:43Rigged again.
13:45So I'll give you the Rocky Sunrise.
13:47Now, before you say anything, I just want to say I did not taste that because I'm not drinking.
13:51Yeah.
13:52Yeah.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Yeah.
13:55Ooh.
13:56I wanted another sip, but.
13:57Y'all tried to kill my sister.
13:58Oh my God.
13:59It was very, very good.
14:00You're a nine for me.
14:02Okay, good.
14:03It is very powerful and potent.
14:06Yeah.
14:07Just like me.
14:08Yes.
14:09I'm gonna give it, I'm gonna go ahead and give it a seven.
14:11I did better than Fierce and Tessa, so that's a win in my book.
14:14I call this drink the Soleil.
14:16I will say that this is for a refined palate.
14:19So if you're, if you're an individual that would go to a college party, this is not for you.
14:27Oh.
14:28Ooh.
14:29Wow.
14:30I'm at a good nine and a half for you.
14:31I.
14:32You're almost my perfect cocktail.
14:33You know what?
14:34I'm going to match that and I'm gonna go with nine and a half as well.
14:37And this is good.
14:39God damn it, Silky.
14:42Yes!
14:43Woo!
14:44She's losing weight by the day because her pants hit the fucking floor.
14:47Woo!
14:48I was rolling.
14:49It just knocked the pants right off my sister.
14:50No!
14:51Silky nutmeg ganache is an all expense paid vacation.
14:52The drink is not good.
14:53Woo!
14:54It is like a.
14:55It is like a.
14:56It is like a.
14:57It is like a drum.
14:58Don't leave a reason.
14:59We take it.
15:00I am honestly so happy to see you here, especially you on my special day because this is my twin.
15:08I am honestly so happy to see you here, especially you, on my special day, because this is my twin.
15:22Carrie Colby puts up through so much of my shenanigans every single day.
15:26I call this bitch literally every single day.
15:30And she still picks up?
15:31She's your therapist.
15:32That's why she likes me so close to her, because I keep her somewhat mentally in check.
15:36So I think you need to be closer to her, because I'm telling you, for twins, it's crazy that you are loved by everybody on this planet and the universe, but this has not been her experience.
15:49She's not loved by everyone?
15:50Okay, hold on.
15:51I feel like she grows on people.
15:54You miss her after she's gone.
15:55She grows like a rash.
15:56Once she's gone, that's when she grows on you.
16:00I told her I love you when you sleep.
16:02Silence!
16:02Oh, God.
16:03Raise your hand if you have felt personally victimized if you're salacious on this vacation.
16:08You just got here, bitch.
16:10We're on vacation, and they're taking every opportunity to, like, jab each other.
16:15To me, poking at someone shows that, like, I love you and I respect for you.
16:21It's a love language.
16:21If I feel like you can't take it, I wouldn't go for you.
16:24It shows trauma bomb, but yes.
16:25It's kind of ruining the experience for me.
16:28I think beyond the cameras, beyond everything, I think sisterhood has just been your sister's keeper.
16:36And I feel like that's the one thing that we have been missing on this trip.
16:41We haven't been each other's keeper the way we should.
16:43Look, I'm just over the girls not being with the girls.
16:49A sisterhood is a family.
16:51They're your people.
16:51They're your tribe.
16:52And I can tell you my drag family, my drag family may not be my blood, but that is my family.
16:59Yeah.
16:59For some reason, this group does not seem to have that down.
17:03And I'm here to hope that they work it out.
17:06Now, ladies, since we are in Canada, for my next activity, we're going to be participating in Canada's national sports.
17:15We're going to play a little street hockey.
17:19You know I'm the jock of the season, so let's go.
17:24All right, ladies, here we are.
17:31Come on, Sylphie.
17:32Come on, girl.
17:33Come on, girl.
17:33We've got to do this.
17:34Okay.
17:36Well, hello.
17:37How are you?
17:37Hello.
17:38How are you?
17:38Very nice to meet you.
17:40It's a pleasure to meet you.
17:41Thanks for having me.
17:42This man looked fine as hell.
17:45And to help coach us to victory, professional hockey player Tyson Berry.
17:51Woo!
17:52Hi, Tyson.
17:52Hi, Tyson.
17:54Hi, Queens.
17:55I've been playing professional hockey for about 15 years.
17:58Ooh, yes.
17:59Take my tooth out so I can speak a little better.
18:01Oh.
18:01Got smacked.
18:04Can I stop right there?
18:04Did that tooth get knocked out by this?
18:06Yeah, not today, but yeah.
18:08Yeah, yeah.
18:08Oh, baby, this is too much money up in here, baby.
18:11I'll be damned if I'm going to get out of here and get my teeth knocked out.
18:16I got a whole world tour to get to.
18:17We'll be splitting up in two teams of three.
18:22Oh, Lord.
18:23With Carrie deciding the teams and serving as our referee.
18:28All right, referee.
18:29All right, referee.
18:30This is a chance for your whole team to earn a sash.
18:34Oh, there's a sash involved?
18:36Everyone, in the spirit of sisterhood, I have chosen to do character building for my twin,
18:42Fierce-alicious.
18:43I'm placing you in a team with Tessa.
18:46Here we go.
18:46And Xana.
18:48To me, Fierce and Tessa, the girls that have been going at it this whole fucking weekend,
18:53the irony, the stick.
18:55I am super motivated to slay them all because they've been the loudest the whole time.
19:01All right, let's do this.
19:03Let's get it together.
19:04Listen, I want this sash and I want Fierce-alicious' tooth, period.
19:10I'm a queen.
19:12Queens, I'm going to teach you a few fundamentals here.
19:14We're going to start with stick handling, which is going to help you.
19:16I can handle a stick.
19:18It's going to help you put the ball in position where you can shoot it or pass it.
19:22Then this would be a deke.
19:23You come in and you can try to fake them out.
19:26Oh my God.
19:28Tyson, baby, we can go on a date.
19:31Just leave the tooth in, okay?
19:35Yeah, interesting.
19:36Come on, bitch, Fierce.
19:37Come on, Fierce.
19:39Come on, Fierce.
19:43Come on, Silky.
19:44Oh boy.
19:45Silk with the good milk.
19:47I don't know much about hockey, but I play soccer.
19:49In high school, I was the captain of my soccer team.
19:52Uh-huh.
19:53You better distract.
19:55And it should be easy just putting the stick in front of your hand and just going on and
19:59going on.
20:00Oh!
20:03Silk it!
20:03Walk it off.
20:04And Silk it!
20:06That was pretty great.
20:07That was some serious showmanship.
20:10Storm.
20:10Get it in, get it.
20:11Oh, yeah!
20:12Oh, yeah!
20:13Oh, yeah!
20:13Oh, yeah!
20:14Oh, yeah!
20:15Let's go!
20:16Let's go!
20:17Yeah!
20:17Yeah!
20:18I got it.
20:19I went in for this team.
20:21Yeah!
20:21You're going to pick who's going to be goalie for your team.
20:24Let me tell you, I don't know if I'm the best goalie, but I'm still tired from two days
20:30ago.
20:30So I'd rather stand in front of the goal and block some shots than be running up and down
20:35a court.
20:36It's about to go down.
20:38Oh!
20:39Make yourself big.
20:40You're a good girl.
20:41I'm going to go in.
20:44I'm going to embrace this activity.
20:47Yeah, bitch!
20:48Yeah, bitch!
20:49Come on!
20:50It's time!
20:51Sorry to have no clue!
20:52Defense!
20:53Defense!
20:54Charge her!
20:56Yeah, bitch!
20:57Come on.
20:58Come on, Nicky!
20:59Stay down there, baby!
21:00I got this!
21:01Come on, bitch!
21:02Stay down there, Nicky!
21:03Yeah, yeah, yeah!
21:04Honey, you better come on, dollface!
21:05You better come on!
21:06That's giving missing two.
21:07You know what I'm saying?
21:08That's giving missing two.
21:09Yeah, it's getting dangerous out here.
21:10It's crazy.
21:11Yeah.
21:12Go, go, go!
21:13And I'm going to show these young queens, don't count me out just yet.
21:20Bomb rush that damn hoe!
21:21Let's go here!
21:25Yeah!
21:26Oh, man!
21:27Oh, man!
21:28Oh, man!
21:29Oh, man!
21:30You can't touch the girl cheater.
21:31You, bitch!
21:32Ain't nothing can pass me.
21:33Are you ready?
21:34I hate this game.
21:35You chose it.
21:36Three!
21:37I did.
21:38Two!
21:39Two!
21:42Let's go there!
21:43Fierce is very talented, but I don't think hockey is for her.
21:47Someone can lose teeth here.
21:49Tessa, hold it!
21:50Hold it!
21:51Tessa, hold it!
21:52Man, stop!
21:53It's out!
21:54It's out!
21:55It's out!
21:56The ball's on the court, bitch!
21:57Move your hand!
21:58Move your stick!
21:59And you're deep!
22:00Back up, Miss Lissa!
22:01Back up!
22:02Baby, I got nervous when I was trying to hit the ball, and Tessa put her hands up.
22:05I know you were about to chop her fingers.
22:07I'm so sorry, Tessa.
22:08Tessa says, oh my gosh, I was in it to win it.
22:10Winning isn't everything, but wanting to is.
22:12Amen.
22:14It's behind us!
22:15It's behind us!
22:16Yes!
22:17Yes!
22:18No, it was in!
22:19It was in!
22:20It was in!
22:21Roll the tape!
22:22It went in!
22:231-0!
22:241-0!
22:251-0!
22:261-0!
22:271-0!
22:281-0!
22:292-0!
22:30I was little Justin in Mesquite, Texas.
22:32I said, I got picked for the hockey team for the first time.
22:35Oh, hell yeah!
22:38Car!
22:39Car!
22:40Now what the hell is this?
22:41We're playing, miss.
22:42Turn around.
22:43Get the net!
22:44Pull it out!
22:45Pull it out to the side!
22:46What type of shit is this?
22:48I don't think the other girls know the process, the procedure that you have when a car comes.
22:53Move the net!
22:54I ain't moving shit!
22:55I'm here on vacation.
22:56Is it bad enough I'm playing hockey?
22:57You think I'm about to do manual labor, too?
22:58No, thank you.
22:59Game on!
23:00This is your last chance.
23:01Let's go!
23:02Come on, Xana.
23:03Do your big one!
23:04Three!
23:05Two!
23:06One!
23:07Zana is not just the dominatrix in bed.
23:10She can also dominate the field.
23:13Come on, Mr. Alessa!
23:14Come on!
23:15Ooh, they're playing for real.
23:16Go!
23:17Come on, Peter.
23:18Get it!
23:19Get it!
23:20Get it!
23:21Get it!
23:22Get it!
23:23Get it!
23:24Get it!
23:25Get it!
23:26Y'all sisters, this is a flaycation, but it's going down.
23:28And I can tell you, none of us were friends at this point.
23:31Yes!
23:33Yeah!
23:34Fuck you!
23:35Fuck you!
23:36Fuck all of y'all!
23:38We're dead!
23:40Zana, that's my girl.
23:42That's my...
23:43That's my bitch.
23:44We're going to a shootout.
23:45Sudden death.
23:46Let's see where this goes.
23:48You got this, Tessa!
23:51Let's go, Tessa!
23:52Give it a kiss, Tessa!
23:53Give it a kiss, Tessa!
23:54Nikki misses hers.
23:56Try it!
23:57Try it!
23:58Get it high!
23:59Oh!
24:00Fierce misses hers.
24:03Alyssa misses hers.
24:04Make it count, Zana!
24:05There's three sashes on the line, and if I don't do this, we're going home empty-handed.
24:11Darianne!
24:12Yes!
24:13No!
24:14Nice!
24:15The lady has won!
24:17That's my dick!
24:19We lost.
24:20We lost.
24:21We lost.
24:22I'll take it!
24:23I'll take it!
24:24I'll take it!
24:25Woo-hoo!
24:26Yeah!
24:27Yeah!
24:28Yeah!
24:29Yeah!
24:30Yeah!
24:31Yeah!
24:32Yeah!
24:33Yeah!
24:34Honestly, this game made me like Fierce a little bit more, but only just a little.
24:40See, this is why this group is weird, because three people can be fighting 30 minutes ago,
24:48and then now hug and win a freaking game and some sash.
24:51But I guess that's location.
24:53You are the hockey queen!
24:55Woo!
24:56Congratulations!
24:57Woo!
24:58Congratulations!
24:59I was happy for them.
25:01We got the real thing, thing you wanna feel, thing nothing but a street thing, this is
25:06a new thing.
25:07I want to tell you what Carrie's position is.
25:10She's the puck bunny, because she's coming for the hockey players.
25:13That's what they call them.
25:14She's wearing those names.
25:15Yes!
25:16I'm sorry, but in all fairness, what do you think this man is going to do with you?
25:19You ain't gotta worry about it.
25:20We could do a cute little circle jerk together, everyone.
25:23Ladies and gentlemen, the Caesar sisters!
25:26It's fine.
25:27You can't host this one.
25:28You can't.
25:29This is my woman, Carrie.
25:31Wow.
25:32This needs to separate.
25:34Defy gravity.
25:35For what?
25:36See, that's the shit I was talking about.
25:38They was gonna win, and they got the sash, but they still gonna fight.
25:43You know what?
25:44It was a beautiful...
25:45But where was...
25:46Can I talk?
25:47No.
25:48Where was all that mouse when you were playing?
25:49Because instead of...
25:50It's not about mouse.
25:51No, no.
25:52You kept saying...
25:53Let me tell you something.
25:55Fierce got on my last nerve.
25:58I excellently cheered them both on.
26:01I was distracting.
26:02With what points did you get?
26:04I was distracting so Xana could get the points.
26:07Girl, end it.
26:08You're very distracting.
26:10I got to just do my best impersonation of Fierce.
26:14Who is the best cocktail maker who has carried the cocktails on their back?
26:18I get it.
26:19Excuse me.
26:20She wouldn't turn into you, girl.
26:22Suki had had it.
26:23She's spiraling.
26:24She's losing it.
26:25My good Judy has had it.
26:28You get a cocktail!
26:29You get a cocktail!
26:30You get a cocktail!
26:31You get a...
26:32Yes.
26:33I'm gonna poke my eye out.
26:34Wait a minute.
26:35It's my date.
26:36Let me speak.
26:37Okay.
26:38This was the most accurate thing I have ever seen.
26:42The beautiful girl Galinda is here!
26:45And we're gonna have a fabulous day!
26:48Where's Tessa?
26:49I don't know!
26:51Do I really sound like that?
26:55Yes, yes!
26:56Ah!
26:57Silky, if you ever make it back on All Stars, I guess you found your new Snatch Game.
27:01By the way, ladies, I do want us to refuel, so I provided some pizza for us. My favorite dish.
27:11So bon appétit.
27:12Let's enjoy our pizza and then change and get ready for the hot tub.
27:18A hot tub time machine.
27:23Welcome to the finale of Fierce Delicious' Day!
27:28After a long day of working out and day drinking, some fights and some deep conversation, it is time for Jacuzzi.
27:36All right, ladies, now to finish half my day, I have a fun little game for us.
27:41Truth!
27:42Uh-oh, no dare.
27:43Let's go.
27:44Uh-uh.
27:45She's reading all the questions.
27:47Give me the questions, come on.
27:50Hard and fast, or low and sensual, and why, Alyssa?
27:54Always low and sensual. Take your time, marinate the moment, enjoy.
28:00Next up, Mickey doll.
28:01Have you ever had a threesome or group fun?
28:04I had a threesome and I've had more than a threesome.
28:08Beyond the threesome, how many numbers?
28:09Five.
28:10Five.
28:11Whoa.
28:12I don't know these girls like that.
28:13Okay, next up is Tessa.
28:15Tessa, what is your sexual fantasy that you have yet to fulfill?
28:19Um, Terry Colby.
28:22I might have to say that tonight.
28:25Carrie, I have one word for you about Tessa.
28:29Bottom.
28:30Would you rather have average sex every day or amazing sex once every six months?
28:37What's the answer, Tessa?
28:38Okay.
28:40Amazing sex.
28:42Every day?
28:43With my twin.
28:44You be the twin.
28:49Baby, that was out of control.
28:51The girls are acting off.
28:52No, no.
28:53Me and Carrie kiss all the time.
28:55Don't kiss me again.
28:56That's harassment.
28:59Carrie, Colby.
29:01Oh.
29:03When did you lose your virginity?
29:05Oh.
29:07I was like 12.
29:10They were also 12, correct?
29:11They were 13.
29:12So yeah, it was close.
29:13She was a little older.
29:14She was a little older.
29:15Fierce delicious.
29:16Truth or dare?
29:17Dare.
29:18I want to dare you to make out with someone in this hot tub other than Carrie Colby.
29:23Thank God.
29:26Don't you dare!
29:31Don't you dare!
29:33Alyssa, what about a kiss?
29:34Stop!
29:35Stop it!
29:36I am gagged to see that she's going in for the ultimate gag and she's kissing mother Alyssa Edwards.
29:45Cheers to the Slaycation divas and to the rest of our Slaycation.
29:50Cheers!
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