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00:00:00Ladies and gentlemen, we bring you a strange story about a thing out of space.
00:00:11It may frighten you, it may amuse you, but this may happen to you tomorrow.
00:00:30Let's go.
00:00:48THE END
00:01:18Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Carrie West.
00:01:34I teach philosophy at the university in this town.
00:01:38The day on which I first met the Twonky dawned like every other Saturday in our town.
00:01:45Children sleeping quietly, husbands peacefully eating breakfast with their wives, citizens happily on their way to work.
00:01:57Yes, everything was normal in our town.
00:02:02Except on the roof of my house, where something new and diabolical was being added.
00:02:09We will now go inside my house, where I am having a pleasant conversation with Carolyn, my wife.
00:02:18And the television it was for you to keep you company while I'm gone.
00:02:23Moon, darling, by the time you get back, if my classes permit, I promise you I know all the latest wrestling holes.
00:02:31You're in my cab. I'll miss my train.
00:02:41I'll get your bags.
00:02:43And here are a few reminders I wrote down.
00:02:46Now be sure that Maybell uses a new vacuum cleaner, not the old one.
00:02:49And in case I forgot, clean the drain spout of leaves.
00:02:52And don't let the hot water drip in the bathroom.
00:02:55And turn off the basement lights.
00:02:57And hang up wet towels.
00:02:58And if I go into the dining room, wear my hat because the ceiling plaster is falling down.
00:03:02That's right.
00:03:03You give my regards to your sister.
00:03:04You tell her I checked the records.
00:03:06She's making obstetrical history.
00:03:08Oh, I will.
00:03:10Goodbye, now.
00:03:13Well, wait, wait.
00:03:15In case I forgot, if there's ants, the poison is in on the whole shelf of the whole closet.
00:03:21And it's in a bottle-marked ring set.
00:03:23And, Gary, behave yourself.
00:03:25That's silly, isn't it?
00:03:26You.
00:03:28Bye, darling.
00:03:29Bye.
00:03:29So my dear wife left to visit her sister, little knowing that inside the house, waiting for me, was...
00:03:50But come inside with me and see for yourself.
00:03:59How to use your new television set.
00:04:16Welcome to the happy family of television owners.
00:04:21First, consult your local paper for station channels and programs.
00:04:29Channel 2, Troubles of Trilby.
00:04:38Channel 6, Cowboys and Injuns.
00:04:41Channel 5, Pantomime Win a Ham Quiz.
00:04:46Channel 8, The Old New Time Movies, et cetera.
00:04:52Channel 24, Cowboys and Injuns, and Injuns.
00:04:55Start with Marbles, drones men and rebels.
00:05:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:09And dumb.
00:05:11Brother!
00:05:12How do you do?
00:05:15Valerie!
00:05:17Jerry!
00:05:20So let's go!
00:05:21resto acht-m Automationalism.
00:05:21Grrrr!
00:05:51I don't know.
00:06:21Gosh, I'm sorry, Professor, but I forgot to collect.
00:06:27And the boss will take it out of my heart
00:06:29if I don't turn the money in Monday morning.
00:06:32Collect?
00:06:34Yeah.
00:06:36It's supposed to be a down payment for a hundred bucks.
00:06:39C-O-D.
00:06:41But I haven't got a hundred dollars.
00:06:43All I've got is five dollars.
00:06:46All I've got is five dollars.
00:07:08Oh, I did have five dollars.
00:07:11It says a hundred bucks.
00:07:15Well, I won't pay it.
00:07:18I won't pay a red cent.
00:07:20You take it out of here.
00:07:22Take it out right now.
00:07:24You... you're kidding?
00:07:26No.
00:07:32Hey, look! It's money!
00:07:35Five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty-five.
00:07:40Forty, fifty, sixty, seventy, seventy-five, eighty, twenty, ninety-five.
00:07:48A hundred bucks?
00:07:53A hundred bucks?
00:07:55I thought you said you didn't have none.
00:07:57My wife, she must have left.
00:08:00Yeah.
00:08:01Mine's got more stashed away than I'll ever have.
00:08:04Eh?
00:08:05Here's your receipt, Professor.
00:08:07Take it easy.
00:08:08I'll see you sometime Monday.
00:08:10Another cup of coffee.
00:08:28Who's there?
00:08:29Is that you, Mr. Service Man?
00:08:36Is that you, Mr. Service Man?
00:09:06Oh, my God.
00:09:36Oh, my God.
00:09:58Kerry, are you here, my boy?
00:10:01I'm here.
00:10:03Did your dog don't think of any more?
00:10:05Do I have to fix that for you?
00:10:07Oh.
00:10:09I was hoping this would happen when the cat's awake.
00:10:15Just settling my nerves.
00:10:16Oh, yes.
00:10:17Coach Trout, I called you because I have a television set that walks.
00:10:22Ring?
00:10:23You'll see.
00:10:24I promise.
00:10:26I often see television sets walking.
00:10:29Why, only yesterday on the football field, I saw a 12-inch set chipping himself on the crossbar.
00:10:36Listen.
00:10:38You have cats?
00:10:42Dogs?
00:10:44Goldfish?
00:10:46There is, there is a time.
00:10:47What do you want?
00:10:48What do you want?
00:10:49Oh, my God.
00:10:51Bundy!
00:10:52Oh, my God.
00:10:53Oh, my God!
00:10:54Oh, my God.
00:10:55Oh, my God.
00:10:56Jerry, what do you want?
00:10:58What are you doing?
00:10:59Who's going on?
00:11:02Oh.
00:11:04Oh, my God.
00:11:06Oh, my God.
00:11:08Oh, my God.
00:11:09Oh, my God.
00:11:39Why, that's impossible.
00:11:41Definitely.
00:11:42It's not even connected.
00:11:44Yeah, you do it.
00:11:45Oh, no.
00:11:46What if we can do all that without being plugged in?
00:11:48But it's necessary for science.
00:11:50Come on, let's turn it around and see what's inside.
00:11:53One, two, three, five.
00:11:58This is impossible.
00:12:03In the Olympic Games in Paris in 1906, I personally lifted 500 pounds.
00:12:13And two French women.
00:12:16I think I broke my back.
00:12:19No.
00:12:20You're suspended.
00:12:22Oh.
00:12:23We must consider this matter scientifically.
00:12:26Now in the first place, have you any cold beer in the United States?
00:12:30No.
00:12:31None?
00:12:32Well, then the answer's obvious.
00:12:33You and I will go to my place.
00:12:34It's much better equipped for scientific research.
00:12:53Why, this liqueur is nothing.
00:12:55It's my own formula.
00:12:57It's very helpful.
00:12:58Yogurt, blackstrap molasses, a few grapes, Tabasco sauce, and a dash of benzene.
00:13:08Don't be so disturbed, my boy.
00:13:11It's a simple case of all hallucinations induced by suggestion under mental strain.
00:13:18Sometimes I surprise myself.
00:13:21Now what does all that mean?
00:13:23Well, everybody thinks of me as poor old Coach Trout.
00:13:27What does he know?
00:13:28Just double reverses and a Notre Dame shift.
00:13:31But I've studied my boy.
00:13:33Psychology, Freud, and Bernard McFadden.
00:13:37Now you've been working very hard at the university.
00:13:40And for the first time in ten years, your wife departs from you.
00:13:44She tells you not to take more than one cup of coffee.
00:13:48And she leaves the television set in her place.
00:13:50You're very tired, my boy.
00:13:52You have hallucinations that this television set is your wife.
00:13:57Q.E.D.
00:13:58Seven points on a scoreboard.
00:14:00But you saw it too.
00:14:02Even Einstein has holes in his theories.
00:14:06May I have some?
00:14:08Spider-Man.
00:14:09In the basement of this very house, I crush the grapes with my own feet.
00:14:18I've got it.
00:14:20The answer.
00:14:21Freud.
00:14:22The great Freud.
00:14:23We will probe your subconscious.
00:14:25What's my subconscious got to do with that infernal television set?
00:14:29I'm just lying down.
00:14:32Relax.
00:14:33I'm your friend.
00:14:35Out, please.
00:14:38Permit me to probe into the dark mysteries of your neurosis.
00:14:42Your psychosis.
00:14:43Whatever there is.
00:14:45As I remember from the book, first you close your eyes.
00:14:51Close your eyes.
00:14:52Then you relax completely.
00:14:54Pardon me.
00:14:56Vitamins.
00:14:58Do you mind getting up, please?
00:15:02You look so comfortable.
00:15:04You get there.
00:15:06Just a moment for you.
00:15:09Oh.
00:15:11Now we will begin.
00:15:14We will start with your childhood.
00:15:19Childhood.
00:15:20My childhood.
00:15:22My miserable childhood.
00:15:25I was a stinker.
00:15:28I'll tell you something.
00:15:30My football teams haven't won a game in six years.
00:15:34Oh.
00:15:35Oh, but they can't fire me.
00:15:38I own the first mortgage on the stadium.
00:15:41Women, they confuse me.
00:15:46All my life, whenever I think about women, I think about French fried potatoes.
00:15:52Why is that?
00:15:54I think you should get some sleep now.
00:15:56Sleep now.
00:15:57That television set isn't an hallucination.
00:16:00That's a Twonky.
00:16:02Twonky?
00:16:04I had Twonky's when I was a child.
00:16:07A Twonky is something, you do not know what it is.
00:16:10You do not know what it is.
00:16:13You do not know what it is.
00:16:15You do not know.
00:16:17If you'll excuse me now, I think I'll run on home.
00:16:27I've got to prepare my lecture for Monday morning.
00:16:29Women.
00:16:34Find fried potatoes.
00:16:38Are you a liar?
00:16:39Are you a liar?
00:16:42No.
00:16:43Aren't we a liar?
00:16:44They're so rude.
00:16:45Rally.
00:16:46I don't know.
00:16:47That's all right, and we can't have it.
00:16:48They're kind ofinnering every time.
00:16:50I don't know what to do now.
00:16:51Just keep on laughing.
00:16:52I don't know whether it's a man or not, but there's a man or not.
00:16:54For me, we'll be a liar.
00:16:55Aren't you a liar?
00:16:56Are you a liar?
00:16:57How long are you gone?
00:16:58Rae?
00:16:59Just keep on.
00:17:00No.
00:17:01I'm a liar.
00:17:02I'm a liar.
00:17:03I'm a liar.
00:17:04I'm a liar.
00:17:05I'm a liar.
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00:22:38I've got it.
00:22:41Oh, they believe us now.
00:22:44I've got to wait for this to develop.
00:22:47Stop that, you animated fuse box.
00:22:50Don't put your dirty sparks on my pictures.
00:22:53Oh, wait till this stubby gentleman of science see this.
00:22:57I'm going to resign this football business.
00:22:59A full professor of physics.
00:23:01Howdy.
00:23:08It shaved me today.
00:23:13That was friendly.
00:23:14It wasn't friendly.
00:23:16It's driving me crazy.
00:23:22Please.
00:23:23I don't feel like dancing.
00:23:25What?
00:23:32No razor, no Mozart, nothing that I want.
00:23:34You've got it.
00:23:35It's a robot.
00:23:36Robot?
00:23:37A mechanical man.
00:23:38Who the devil outside of Hollywood is making mechanical man?
00:23:41One was made this one.
00:23:44Pardon me, old child.
00:23:46What are you doing?
00:23:47Calling the television shop.
00:23:50I wonder if you could barbecue spare rib.
00:23:52Oh, it's Sunday.
00:23:53I forgot that class.
00:23:55What is a single wing back formation?
00:23:59How many points for drop kick?
00:24:04Come to think of it, I don't know the answer myself.
00:24:06Oh, Mr. Robot.
00:24:07Mr. Robot.
00:24:08Mr. Robot.
00:24:09Will you tie my cravat?
00:24:11Yeah, please.
00:24:12Uh, wins a knot if you please.
00:24:17Perhaps it serves only one master.
00:24:19Come.
00:24:20Come.
00:24:21You try it.
00:24:23You try it.
00:24:30It is you.
00:24:31It serves only you.
00:24:32You are the master.
00:24:33It is your slave.
00:24:34How lucky you are to have such a wonder.
00:24:36To serve you.
00:24:37To protect you.
00:24:38To act even as a personal bodyguard.
00:24:40We'll experiment.
00:24:41One, two, three.
00:24:47Coach, what's the matter?
00:24:48My leg.
00:24:49I can't put it down.
00:24:59He's an old man, you know.
00:25:00It's amazing.
00:25:01This sudden constricture.
00:25:02Well, I gave him sedatives.
00:25:03And he'll sleep soundly until tomorrow morning.
00:25:06Uh, you're sure you don't want me to send a nurse?
00:25:07Oh, no, no.
00:25:08I'll take care of him personally.
00:25:09And tomorrow, maybe our maid, she can take over.
00:25:10Well, that'll be fine.
00:25:11In a few days, perhaps, he can be moved back to his own place.
00:25:13Then you won't have any responsibility.
00:25:14Oh, by the way, your television set.
00:25:15I noticed it when I went by.
00:25:16It might be a good idea to have it moved upstairs.
00:25:17And placed next to, uh, Coach Trout's bedside.
00:25:19Uh, in that way it may take his mind off some of his difficulties.
00:25:23Is there something wrong, Mr. West?
00:25:24No, no.
00:25:25Oh, perhaps, I better give you some sleeping pills.
00:25:26Oh, no, no, thank you.
00:25:27I'll be all right.
00:25:28I...
00:25:29I'll be all right.
00:25:30I'll be all right.
00:25:31I'll be all right.
00:25:32I...
00:25:34I'll be all right.
00:25:35I, well, I'm used to have more information that you just need to know,
00:25:36and then you'll be able to get your own possession of what you want.
00:25:37It will be your own possession of your possession.
00:25:38Well, that'll be fine.
00:25:39Is there something wrong, Mr. West?
00:25:41No, no.
00:25:42Well, perhaps I'd better give you some sleeping pills.
00:25:43Oh, no, no, thank you.
00:25:44I'll be all right.
00:25:45I must prepare my lecture for tomorrow.
00:25:47Well, then you won't need any sedatives.
00:25:49Well, good day, and I'm as near as your telephone.
00:25:53Thank you, Doctor.
00:26:09Time for the first time.
00:26:11Let's go.
00:26:13Good night.
00:26:15I'll see you.
00:26:16I'll see you soon.
00:26:18Let's go.
00:26:19If you have a new phone, you'll get a new phone.
00:26:23I'll see you soon.
00:26:26Yes, I'll see you soon.
00:26:28I'll see you soon.
00:26:29Yes, I'll see you soon.
00:26:31Oh, well, I'll see you soon.
00:26:33All right?
00:26:35I'll see you soon.
00:26:36I'll see you soon.
00:26:37Oh, my God.
00:27:07Let's go.
00:27:37I must write my lecture. I hope to.
00:28:07I must write my lecture.
00:28:25I must write my lecture.
00:28:30I must write my lecture.
00:28:49And I must write my lecture.
00:28:54I must write my lecture.
00:28:57Good morning to you, Mr. Ray.
00:29:09Good morning, mate, Bill.
00:29:10Did Miss West get off all right?
00:29:12Oh, yes, Mrs. West isn't here.
00:29:14But Coach Trowler's in the bedroom.
00:29:16Do all the necessaries for him, will you?
00:29:18I've got to get to my classes.
00:29:20He's got a paralyzed leg.
00:29:21Surely.
00:29:22Of what leg?
00:29:24He fell down.
00:29:27Mr. Weiss, you've been having a party.
00:29:32Glory be.
00:29:33You finally got yourself a TV.
00:29:35Don't you touch that.
00:29:36Oh, don't you ever touch that.
00:29:38Well, you could think that was something.
00:29:40That's only a 16-inch set.
00:29:42Mine's 20 inches.
00:29:44Fifty-eight seconds.
00:29:45Fifty-nine seconds.
00:29:46He's 20 minutes late.
00:29:47Clap this miss.
00:29:48Let's go, gang.
00:29:49I'm sorry to be late, Mr. Jacobson.
00:29:50I'm sorry to be late, Mr. Jacobson.
00:29:51I'm sorry to be late, Mr. Jacobson.
00:29:52I'm sorry, Mr. Jacobson.
00:29:53I'm sorry to be late, Mr. Jacobson.
00:29:58The class will please come to order.
00:29:59He's twenty minutes late. Class dismissed. Let's go, gang.
00:30:02I'm sorry to be late, ladies and gentlemen.
00:30:13The class will please come to order.
00:30:18The subject for our lecture today is, uh...
00:30:21The, uh...
00:30:23The subject for our lecture today is on, uh, uh...
00:30:27Individualism and the artist.
00:30:29No. No, I don't think so.
00:30:34Our lecture today will be on, uh, on, uh...
00:30:39Passion through the ages.
00:30:48A great artist.
00:30:51A great artist.
00:30:53The beautiful Countess de la Marte, at the close of the 18th century, took for herself five lovers.
00:30:59Among them was Louis XVI.
00:31:01She took a cold bath each morning, a nice champagne, and...
00:31:04I won't argue the matter. I don't even want to discuss it. Just take it out of my house. Out of my life. Do you hear me? Out of my life.
00:31:13My dear, Mr. West, may I, may I remind you that you are beating on a delicately electronic device.
00:31:19It is not. It's a low-meddling monster. It's a clunky, just like the one you sent out. It's a clunky.
00:31:23My dear, Mr. West, it pains me to tell you. You've been drinking.
00:31:26Why is it? Whenever a man tells the truth, he's accused of drinking.
00:31:30Please go shout elsewhere.
00:31:32I'm not shouting. I'm just telling you from the bottom of my soul.
00:31:35Get that infernal instrument out of my life.
00:31:37I'm not shouting. I'm just telling you from the bottom of my soul.
00:31:39Get that infernal instrument out of my life.
00:31:41My dear, Mr. West, may I, may I remind you that you are beating on a delicately electronic device.
00:31:46It is not. It's a low-meddling monster.
00:31:48It's a clunky, just like the one you sent out. It's a clunky.
00:31:51I'm not shouting. I'm just telling you from the bottom of my soul.
00:31:54Get that infernal instrument out of my house at once!
00:31:57I'm not tolerating it already!
00:31:59Please, Mr. Jefferson, I just got the contract from the crime.
00:32:02Please, please.
00:32:04My dear, Mr. West, according to our records, you are not the contractor.
00:32:09I'm not the what?
00:32:11You are not the contractor.
00:32:13Mrs. West contracted for this set, ergo and to wit.
00:32:17Mrs. West is the only one who could make any claims about it.
00:32:20I'm not making any claims about it. I'm making statements.
00:32:23That's a lethal instrument. It's a state executioner.
00:32:28And I demand you take it out of my house immediately.
00:32:31Mr. West, I have had many years' experience in time-payment merchandising.
00:32:36And in all that experience, I've had many husbands who tried to cash in on their wife's purchases
00:32:41in order to get some money to spend on heaven knows what.
00:32:45I will be no party to this.
00:32:47Your wife's $100 was banked this morning.
00:32:50And that, as they say, is that!
00:32:57Of course, your set is not working correctly.
00:32:59The outside area has not been connected.
00:33:01Now, I will give you a repairman.
00:33:04I will even go further than that.
00:33:05I will give you a new set.
00:33:07But I will not cancel your wife's order.
00:33:10Crazy house! Back and clean it in television! Back and clean it in television!
00:33:13Back and clean it in television!
00:33:15Crazy! Crazy!
00:33:19Crazy! How's it going?
00:33:20Crazy! I won't be there!
00:33:22Could you tell me, please?
00:33:23Can you wait for Coach Trout to stay?
00:33:25No, wait!
00:33:28Coach Trout! Coach Trout, where are you?
00:33:31Here I am! Come on out!
00:33:33Come in! Come in, boys!
00:33:35Oh!
00:33:36My dear football team!
00:33:37Oh, I've been waiting for you!
00:33:38As soon as the backfield told me about your phone call, we came right over.
00:33:40We want to know, how do you feel?
00:33:41Horrible!
00:33:42I would expect you're simply later.
00:33:43Now then, men!
00:33:44Are you with me?
00:33:45Of course they are!
00:33:46Even if we haven't won a game in six years!
00:33:47You talk too much!
00:33:48I want you to do something for me!
00:33:49For the old school!
00:33:50I want you to go downstairs!
00:33:51And find crowbars, pickaxes, and then go in that living room downstairs and hit the line!
00:34:07Smash the twonking!
00:34:08The twonking?
00:34:09The television set!
00:34:10The television set!
00:34:11To even a bit!
00:34:12Even more!
00:34:13But, Coach!
00:34:14They haven't been televising our game!
00:34:15No, no!
00:34:16I'm serious!
00:34:17Now listen to me!
00:34:18Go down there and go!
00:34:19And ruin that television set!
00:34:20But, Coach!
00:34:21Oh, shut up, Susie!
00:34:22Come on, fellas!
00:34:23You heard the coach!
00:34:24Let's go!
00:34:25Now, halfbacks!
00:34:26You use the crowbars!
00:34:27Sneak around the end!
00:34:28And fullback, you smash the back!
00:34:29And quarterback, you sneak around the end!
00:34:30Set!
00:34:31One!
00:34:32Two!
00:34:33Three!
00:34:34One!
00:34:35Two!
00:34:36Three!
00:34:37One!
00:34:38Two!
00:34:39Three!
00:34:40One!
00:34:41Two!
00:34:42Three!
00:34:43I!
00:34:44Oh!
00:34:45Oh, man!
00:34:46Yes, Coach?
00:34:47You better go too!
00:34:48I'm in no condition today for French fries!
00:34:57Hurry up!
00:34:58I want to make the substitution!
00:34:59My backfield!
00:35:00Where's my backfield?
00:35:01I'll be with you in a minute, George!
00:35:09Wow!
00:35:10What a fun!
00:35:11Answer me!
00:35:12Tell me!
00:35:13Oh, yeah!
00:35:14No!
00:35:15No!
00:35:16Consolation!
00:35:17No!
00:35:18Consolation!
00:35:19No!
00:35:20Consolation!
00:35:21I'll be with you in a minute!
00:35:22What happened?
00:35:23Answer me!
00:35:24Tell me!
00:35:25I have no complaints!
00:35:26I have no complaints!
00:35:32You!
00:35:33Tell me what's happened!
00:35:34I have no complaints!
00:35:38I am going home!
00:35:39What's happened to your man?
00:35:40No complaints!
00:35:41Please tell me what's happened!
00:35:43No complaints!
00:35:44No complaints!
00:35:45You!
00:35:46Tell me what's happened here!
00:35:47No complaints!
00:35:48You!
00:35:49Tell me what's happened here!
00:35:50No!
00:35:51No!
00:35:52No!
00:35:53Complaints!
00:35:54You!
00:35:55Tell me what's happened!
00:35:56No!
00:35:57No!
00:35:58No!
00:35:59No!
00:36:00No!
00:36:01No!
00:36:02No!
00:36:03No!
00:36:04No!
00:36:05No!
00:36:06No!
00:36:07No!
00:36:08No!
00:36:09No!
00:36:10No!
00:36:11No!
00:36:13What?
00:36:14No!
00:36:15No!
00:36:16No!
00:36:17No!
00:36:18No!
00:36:19How do you like them characters?
00:36:21I'm telling you, them kids will drink anything.
00:36:27Kerry, Kerry, what's going on down there?
00:36:29Speak to me.
00:36:30Come in.
00:36:33They mix benzene and that uranium stuff,
00:36:37and they call it cocktails.
00:36:39Well, what's the matter with you?
00:36:43I'm going home.
00:36:45I'm going home.
00:36:49I'm going home.
00:36:53How do you like them?
00:36:57No power.
00:36:58No area.
00:36:59Then they blame it on the set.
00:37:01Stupid.
00:37:06Well, I'll connect up the new one.
00:37:09The boy says.
00:37:11A guy like him needs entertainment.
00:37:21His wife going away.
00:37:23He's as lonesome as a hound dog.
00:37:27Locked out on a rainy day.
00:37:29Okay, baby.
00:37:30Out you go.
00:37:35Wait a minute.
00:37:36Wait.
00:37:37Wait.
00:37:38Wait.
00:37:39Wait a minute.
00:37:40Oh, Nelly.
00:37:41Hey, what?
00:37:42Hey?
00:37:46Hey.
00:37:47Wait a minute.
00:37:48Wait.
00:37:49Wait.
00:37:50Wait.
00:37:51Wait a minute.
00:37:52Wait.
00:37:53Wait a minute.
00:37:54Oh, Nelly!
00:37:58So, you wanna wrestle, huh?
00:38:01Hello, hello, this is Robot 743B3 to Experimental Model Series K-72 reporting.
00:38:29Message for the Bureau of Entertainment.
00:38:33My client is lonely.
00:38:36Send over immediately one blonde female age 18 to 20.
00:38:41What?
00:38:42What?
00:38:43Just came back next to you.
00:38:44What?
00:38:45Can I admit it?
00:38:47Please.
00:38:48I'll call the police.
00:38:49I'll call the white squad.
00:38:52I understand this Twankey now.
00:38:55I've been telephoning my scientific friends.
00:38:57They tell me we already have robots in this world of ours.
00:39:00The only trouble is a super atomic brain like that one down there.
00:39:04Why that one can think, reason, make its own choices, disguise itself.
00:39:10It can wriggle around in its own power.
00:39:14They tell me that the boys of science are centuries away from that.
00:39:24Then it is from another world.
00:39:26No.
00:39:27From our world.
00:39:28Centuries in the future.
00:39:31What the devil are you talking about?
00:39:33I'm telling you, one of these robots, one of these twiddling twankies of the future time, has fallen through its own dimension of time into hours.
00:39:46Fallen through time?
00:39:48Don't you read science fiction?
00:39:50Sure.
00:39:51Our universe is curved.
00:39:54Einstein proved that.
00:39:56Well now, if our universe is curved, then so is time.
00:40:01This is the past, the present, and the future.
00:40:04It's not from here to here.
00:40:11But it's only a television set.
00:40:13The form of a television set.
00:40:20I mean that.
00:40:22When it fell out of its dimension in time into hours, it fell into a television production factory line.
00:40:29Or into that television shop.
00:40:32With its super intelligence, it knew at once where it was and the danger to it.
00:40:36So it immediately changed its form into a form that we would understand.
00:40:41A form to be quite safe and acceptable.
00:40:44Who knows what it looks like?
00:40:46Strange cars and wheels.
00:40:48Horrible plastic flags.
00:40:50Synthetic blood.
00:40:52Hmm.
00:40:59Why me?
00:41:00Why did it have to pick on me?
00:41:02I believe that in the world of the future where this twanky comes from,
00:41:06every house, every family has a twanky of its own to carry on the dictates of the super state.
00:41:13Yes, the super state.
00:41:15He's a secret detective.
00:41:18But he's not secret.
00:41:21There's one place in every home to serve, to regulate every thought according to the dictates of the super state.
00:41:27He's now carrying on that function with you.
00:41:30We've got to get rid of it.
00:41:31We're smashed to pieces.
00:41:32I've got a crowbar in the garage.
00:41:33No.
00:41:34No.
00:41:35No.
00:41:36The service!
00:41:37I've got you too.
00:41:40I fall down.
00:41:43The service man!
00:41:55Got you, too.
00:41:58I fall down.
00:42:03You shouldn't have done it.
00:42:05I wasn't even in the room.
00:42:08You shouldn't have tied its feet down.
00:42:11It is a nail to the floor.
00:42:24I can't turn it around.
00:42:29You got bones sucked through the floor?
00:42:41You're a magician?
00:42:45It's a robot.
00:42:47We don't carry that kind.
00:42:49I'm a mechanical man.
00:42:51It's our model 17 K-12.
00:43:04No, I am robot 743B32 experimental model series K-72.
00:43:12You see what I mean?
00:43:17Now take it out of here.
00:43:18Take it out of here at once.
00:43:25I'll tell the boys.
00:43:32Tell them.
00:43:33Yes, tell them everything.
00:43:34Tell them it's from the future.
00:43:36Tell them it's from the future.
00:43:59Are you hurt?
00:44:01I don't know what you're talking about.
00:44:06I feel fine.
00:44:11I'm going home now.
00:44:17I got no complaints.
00:44:30You've made it quite clear to me.
00:44:36I understand this mechanism now.
00:44:39Will you stop hiking up and down and listen to me?
00:44:43There's no doubt that this robot is capable of creating a metal block in your head.
00:44:49An electric wave enters the brain and eliminates that which the Twonky doesn't want you to think.
00:44:54And it put ideas in your head too.
00:44:57Those words.
00:44:58No complaints.
00:44:59That was the Twonky talking.
00:45:01Oh, we talked.
00:45:02It came out of the loudspeaker.
00:45:04What?
00:45:05Yes, it said something about a robot or something.
00:45:08An experimental model.
00:45:10Experimental.
00:45:11Then we must eliminate it at once.
00:45:13If it's an experimental model, perhaps then there's only one.
00:45:17Eliminate it and we can change the future.
00:45:20I'll call the police.
00:45:21No, not the authorities.
00:45:22Do you want the Twonky to come up here in the form of a policeman?
00:45:26Yeah, why not?
00:45:28He changed his form once, he could do it again.
00:45:31Could Boris Koloff or Santa Claus or...
00:45:35Or even Satan himself.
00:45:38We must neutralize it while it's in that television form right down there now.
00:45:43We must think, act.
00:45:46What would New Drockney do at a time like that?
00:45:51I told Carolyn not to buy anything on the installment plan.
00:45:55I've got it.
00:45:56The answer.
00:45:58I can eliminate it at once.
00:45:59In a few moments your Twonky will twonk no more.
00:46:02What?
00:46:03Hollow.
00:46:04Hollow.
00:46:05It's coming.
00:46:06Up the stairs.
00:46:07What?
00:46:08What?
00:46:09You!
00:46:10I didn't send an invitation.
00:46:11Don't you understand?
00:46:12It operates only when it thinks it can help me or when it's own security is threatened.
00:46:17You try to kick me.
00:46:18Paralyze your leg.
00:46:19And now you've threatened it again.
00:46:20With extinction.
00:46:21Jump down.
00:46:22Wake up!
00:46:23Wake up!
00:46:24Wake up!
00:46:26Wake up!
00:46:28Wake up!
00:46:30Wake up!
00:46:51Be careful your leg, Coach.
00:47:07I have no complaint.
00:47:10Be careful, Coach, your leg.
00:47:12For the next time, leave my legs out of there.
00:47:16I'll get my limbs out of there.
00:47:18Ralph, you take upstairs for the rest of them now.
00:47:21All right, it's a raid.
00:47:22Everybody out!
00:47:23Who's in there?
00:47:24Get them off!
00:47:25I pretend.
00:47:26You old goat, do you own this place?
00:47:28Of course not.
00:47:29I'm the owner.
00:47:30You're making a big mistake.
00:47:31You made a mistake, mister, opening up in this neighborhood.
00:47:34I, I, I?
00:47:35My boy, start confessing.
00:47:38Are you in an illicit business?
00:47:40Basketball?
00:47:42Nobody up here, Sergeant.
00:47:44Where are those dames? Answer me, where are those dames?
00:47:46Dames?
00:47:47Who are you fighting for?
00:47:48Who's that blonde you're trying to get?
00:47:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:47:50You call up on that telephone and ask the blonde to be sent over here.
00:47:53I?
00:47:54Yes, you.
00:47:55The telephone company told me all about it.
00:47:57I said?
00:48:00Oh.
00:48:01Well, speak up!
00:48:02What's the use of talking?
00:48:04You'd never believe me.
00:48:06Double!
00:48:08How'd you guys get on to this?
00:48:10Who the devil are you?
00:48:11Treasury Department.
00:48:12Treasury Department.
00:48:13How'd you guys get on to this case?
00:48:14Treasury Department?
00:48:15What's the matter with those dames paying your income tax?
00:48:17What dames?
00:48:18This guy's a counterfeiter.
00:48:20Carry my boy.
00:48:22You have been naughty.
00:48:24Ninety-five dollars are the sweetest counterfeit bills you ever saw.
00:48:27Ninety-five dollars?
00:48:29You!
00:48:30You!
00:48:31Yeah, I, I know you paid for the television with it.
00:48:33Alcatraz is calling, brother.
00:48:35No!
00:48:36No!
00:48:37It wasn't I!
00:48:38It was the talkie!
00:48:39The talkie did it!
00:48:40Not I!
00:48:41It's a robot.
00:48:42A mechanical man.
00:48:43Can talk.
00:48:44Can do anything!
00:48:45You will see.
00:48:46Oh, death, where is thy thing?
00:48:50Oh, life.
00:48:51Where is thy love?
00:48:52There it is!
00:48:53This guy's got television in his closet.
00:48:54Okay, that's enough.
00:48:55Come on, brother.
00:48:56No!
00:48:57No!
00:48:58No!
00:48:59No!
00:49:00No!
00:49:01No!
00:49:02No!
00:49:03No!
00:49:04No!
00:49:05No!
00:49:06No!
00:49:07No!
00:49:08No!
00:49:09No!
00:49:10No!
00:49:11No!
00:49:12No!
00:49:13No!
00:49:14No!
00:49:15No!
00:49:16No!
00:49:17No!
00:49:18That's�!
00:49:19No!
00:49:20No!
00:49:21No!
00:49:22No!
00:49:23No I!
00:49:24On
00:49:31No!
00:49:40No!
00:49:42No!
00:49:43No!
00:49:44No!
00:49:45No complaints.
00:49:47No complaints.
00:49:48No complaints.
00:49:49No complaints.
00:49:53After all these years, boy, I think you'll need a drink of my formula.
00:49:59And a hacksaw.
00:50:12Hello?
00:50:13Is that you, Carrie?
00:50:14It's Carolyn.
00:50:15Sister Ellie had her baby.
00:50:17Six pounds and...
00:50:18Hello.
00:50:19Are you the female from the Bureau of Entertainment?
00:50:24Who is this?
00:50:25Who am I talking to?
00:50:27Where are you talking from?
00:50:29This is 432 Maple Street.
00:50:32Come at once.
00:50:33My client will be home soon.
00:50:36Well, I never...
00:50:39Ann!
00:50:40Ann!
00:50:41Ann!
00:50:42Where is my suitcase?
00:50:44The master, the bargain, the swather, and I, and the color and his mate.
00:50:50Lumball, Meghan, Marion, and Marjorie.
00:50:55But none of us cared for Kay.
00:51:25Oh, my, I'm just not sure.
00:51:27Oh, my excuse.
00:51:28Yeah, that's all.
00:51:29atore?
00:51:30Now anyway, I need to get started.
00:51:32Lima,aya.
00:51:33I need to know where she ever Kurzweil got to go.
00:51:35But miten, Mr. Gillespie, the puppies always wanted to go out here?
00:51:36You make sure you never pretend, you were alone.
00:51:37If you don't know where the Luca just says to tonight is gun Standing.
00:51:38There's a Twonky in this house.
00:51:53There's a Twonky in this house.
00:51:58There's a Twonky in this house.
00:52:03You're intoxicated.
00:52:15Koji's private formula.
00:52:21Alcoholic content that's used only as a preservative.
00:52:27Loaded with vitamins.
00:52:47Merci, merci mes.
00:52:57I'm not afraid of you, you king-sized cigarette lighter.
00:53:02Assume reality.
00:53:04I'm sober.
00:53:20Cold sober.
00:53:23Well, that's forbidden too, eh?
00:53:26A man can't even escape into that in your time, can he?
00:53:32What is it in your time?
00:53:34Yes, sir.
00:53:35No, sir.
00:53:36Thank you for my change, sir.
00:53:39I'll go back to your time.
00:53:42I don't want you.
00:53:43I don't need you.
00:53:44What good are you anyway?
00:53:45Security?
00:53:46Sure, I want security, but not at your price.
00:53:49I may be wrong, but it'll be my kind of wrong.
00:53:52It's my God-given right to be wrong.
00:53:55Go back!
00:53:56Go back now!
00:54:05Hello?
00:54:06May I come in?
00:54:07The door was open a little.
00:54:09I beg your pardon?
00:54:10The neighbors told me.
00:54:12Little wife isn't at home, is she?
00:54:15Well, young lady, I'm afraid you've made a mistake.
00:54:18The wrong house.
00:54:19Mistake?
00:54:20I think so.
00:54:23I've had a miserable day.
00:54:24You wouldn't believe it, but...
00:54:26Oh, it's past ten.
00:54:27I wonder, would you mind?
00:54:28A drink?
00:54:31Young lady.
00:54:38Oh!
00:54:39What is that stuff out of a radiator?
00:54:41Young lady, didn't you hear me?
00:54:43It's almost 11 o'clock.
00:54:44I'm in no mood for discussions on chemicals.
00:54:46All right.
00:54:47I...
00:54:48I haven't burned out my vocal cords.
00:54:55We'll get down to vision.
00:54:56I can't.
00:54:58Rest yourself.
00:55:00I'm not that fatigued.
00:55:02$86.56.
00:55:06I beg your pardon?
00:55:07I'll tell you a story.
00:55:08Once there was a lady who was married to a professor of something at the university and she loved to buy things.
00:55:14So she did.
00:55:16End of story.
00:55:17Except, sometimes she lost her memory about paying.
00:55:22You're a bill collector.
00:55:23Let's put it this way.
00:55:26I bring economic justice to the poor storekeeper left holding the bag.
00:55:31For instance, this department store in Sioux City, Iowa.
00:55:38My wife said she sent them the money.
00:55:40A year ago.
00:55:42Stamp must have fell off.
00:55:44We've taken over the account.
00:55:45I'm just a poor little girl making her way in the world.
00:55:51Want to make with the check, please?
00:55:53Carolyn.
00:55:55Carolyn.
00:55:57Carolyn.
00:55:59The Yucca Collection Agency.
00:56:00That's me.
00:56:01Uh-uh.
00:56:02That's I.
00:56:03That's $86.56.
00:56:05You'll save all the court costs?
00:56:06You might as well give me a piece of rubber to ride it on and then bounce anyway.
00:56:11You mean you live in this magnificent railroad station and haven't got $86.56?
00:56:17My wife inherited it from a grandmother who hated me.
00:56:30Aren't you leaving?
00:56:32No.
00:56:33But you can't just sit there.
00:56:37I'm built for it.
00:56:41But, but, my dear young lady, it's almost midnight.
00:56:45Mm-hmm.
00:56:46And then it'll be one o'clock.
00:56:48And then two o'clock.
00:56:50And then three o'clock.
00:56:53But a man of my position, I can't have you here.
00:56:56$86.56.
00:56:59But I haven't got 56 cents.
00:57:01Tomorrow.
00:57:03I get my check from the university.
00:57:04Tomorrow.
00:57:05Wonderful.
00:57:06I'll wait.
00:57:08But you can't wait here.
00:57:09I've explained it to you.
00:57:10Yeah, I'll explain it to you.
00:57:11With my last 500 bucks, I bought up some old accounts.
00:57:15Hot ones, the man said.
00:57:17Well, all day long, I've walked my dogs off trying to collect them.
00:57:21And everybody's either dead or, or, or in the army, or moved to places like Equinox, Nova Scotia, or Florida or New Hampshire.
00:57:28All except you.
00:57:32I'll wait.
00:57:34This, this is trespassing.
00:57:36I, I call the police.
00:57:38Where are you?
00:57:40Hello.
00:57:41No!
00:57:42Don't stand there.
00:57:43Do something.
00:57:44Do something.
00:57:45You hear me?
00:57:46Do something.
00:57:47Now's your chance.
00:57:48Do something.
00:57:49Now's your chance.
00:57:50I saw you staggering down the street.
00:57:51Brother.
00:57:52Someone, I didn't need you.
00:57:53You're sparking away.
00:57:54Spark now!
00:57:55Eighty-six, fifty-six!
00:58:01Good night.
00:58:02Don't forget to lock your door.
00:58:04I can see you all of your moves,키.
00:58:05Jane tongue out.
00:58:06Then you shall have a lot of oops, преating.
00:58:07But I'm actually gonna get up and like a dance goes off.
00:58:09Trump is Trung, andesso is like a season of service only.
00:58:13No one can send you off the phone for every single white girl!
00:58:14Um, no one can stall on me.
00:58:16Stop moving on your nose for the summer.
00:58:17Both of which I don't want.
00:58:19You have to do something.
00:58:20Then you have to come from the commvida.
00:58:21Lallewester, ooh, da do do do, de la lallewester, ooh!
00:58:27Lallewester, da da da de dee dee, lallewester, rub-a-dub-a-dub,
00:58:34up-da-la dee dee.
00:58:37It's collection agency.
00:58:39It's collection agency.
00:58:4286-56.
00:58:44You can't do that.
00:58:46Why don't you come in and stop that?
00:58:47That was my wife's shower chair.
00:58:58Kelly, all right?
00:59:00Are you all right?
00:59:02Expose your tongue to me.
00:59:03What?
00:59:04Expose your tongue to me.
00:59:05Quickly.
00:59:06Quickly.
00:59:08Doctors always do this.
00:59:11To me, it's just another turn.
00:59:13Coach, I haven't got time to play housey with you.
00:59:15I'll see you at the university.
00:59:16I want to talk to you now.
00:59:18You were acting very peculiar last night.
00:59:21I have a vague memory that you were discussing my lens.
00:59:24What?
00:59:25No.
00:59:26You've been concentrating too much.
00:59:27Why don't you relax in the evenings?
00:59:29Stay at home and enjoy your new television set.
00:59:35That's the Tronkey.
00:59:36Now he's a girl.
00:59:37Now he's a girl.
00:59:38Turn off that radio.
00:59:39I am going to psychoanalyze you.
00:59:41No, Coach.
00:59:42I'm aware you are out here.
00:59:43You're out here.
00:59:44You're out here.
00:59:45You're out here.
00:59:46You're out here.
00:59:51Good morning, Professor.
00:59:53Huh?
00:59:54I have come for the set.
00:59:57Set?
00:59:58Television.
01:00:00Two of them.
01:00:03The store sent me over for the busted one.
01:00:07Oh.
01:00:08You want to know something?
01:00:23I got no complaints.
01:00:26On the way over here, some guy smacks right into my front fender.
01:00:31No insurance.
01:00:32Fifty bucks it'll cost.
01:00:38You really think you could take it out?
01:00:42This morning, my wife, she's dishing out the coffee.
01:00:45She gives a sneeze.
01:00:47In my lap, the whole pot.
01:00:49No, I can't let you do it.
01:00:50You're in bad enough shape as it is.
01:00:51It'll blitz you again if you do it.
01:00:52What's the matter, mister?
01:00:53I got no complaints.
01:00:56The set's no good.
01:00:57I'm taking it away.
01:00:58You really think you can lift it?
01:00:59Are you kidding?
01:01:00Come on, baby.
01:01:02You want a receipt?
01:01:27No, no.
01:02:00Miss Collection Agency, I'd like to talk to you.
01:02:22Haven't you gone to pick up your check?
01:02:24I've got a little proposition I want to make to you.
01:02:26Well.
01:02:27Please.
01:02:28Please come this way.
01:02:31Oh.
01:02:32Adventure call.
01:02:33There.
01:02:34There what?
01:02:35You take that for your 8656.
01:02:37Are you kidding?
01:02:38It's virtually brand new.
01:02:39Only two days old.
01:02:40What's wrong with it?
01:02:41Oh, I assure you it operates most efficiently.
01:02:43Is it hot?
01:02:44So cold.
01:02:45Mmm.
01:02:46Can you give me a bill of sale?
01:02:47If necessary, written with my own blood.
01:02:48Well, you don't have to go that far.
01:02:49Wait a minute.
01:02:50Huh?
01:02:51Yesterday.
01:02:52You kicked this thing.
01:02:53I saw you.
01:02:54What are you trying to do?
01:02:55Sell me a lemon?
01:02:56It's quite intact.
01:02:57No sale.
01:02:58Get out.
01:02:59In five minutes.
01:03:00What?
01:03:01What?
01:03:02If you're not out of here in five minutes.
01:03:03I'll kill myself.
01:03:04Do you hear me?
01:03:05That's what I'll do.
01:03:06I'll kill myself.
01:03:07I'll take poison and end it all.
01:03:08Hey, you come back here.
01:03:09Of all the costs.
01:03:10Okay, poison yourself.
01:03:11But you don't have to go that far.
01:03:12You don't have to go that far.
01:03:13Wait a minute.
01:03:14Huh?
01:03:15Yesterday, you kicked this thing.
01:03:16I saw you.
01:03:17What are you trying to do?
01:03:18Sell me a lemon?
01:03:19It's quite intact.
01:03:20I'll kill myself.
01:03:21I'll take poison and end it all.
01:03:22Hey, you come back here.
01:03:23Of all the costs.
01:03:24Okay, poison yourself.
01:03:25But leave $8,656 on the table.
01:03:27What a con man.
01:03:28Try to tell me a no good television.
01:03:29Ah!
01:03:30Ah!
01:03:31Ah!
01:03:32Ah!
01:03:33Ah!
01:03:34Ah!
01:03:35Ah!
01:03:36Ah!
01:03:37Ah!
01:03:38Ah!
01:03:39Ah!
01:03:40Ah!
01:03:41Ah!
01:03:42Ah!
01:03:43Ah!
01:03:44Ah!
01:03:45Ah!
01:03:46Ah!
01:03:47Ah!
01:03:48Ah!
01:03:49Ah!
01:03:51Ah!
01:03:52Cary?
01:03:53Where are you?
01:03:54Cary West!
01:03:55A woman!
01:03:56I saw her come out of here, running down the street naked as a jay-bird.
01:04:01Do you hear me?
01:04:02A woman!
01:04:03Dressed for the bath, out of this house!
01:04:06Have you nothing to say?
01:04:11Hallo?
01:04:12All right, Carrie. I will leave you.
01:04:17Caroline.
01:04:18Oh, I'm so afraid. Oh, Carrie, you've got to get rid of it.
01:04:22I will. I've got a plan.
01:04:24What can you do?
01:04:25I'm not there to tell you. You stay here. I'll be back.
01:04:30Oh, I'm so afraid. Oh, Carrie, you've got to get rid of it.
01:04:33I will. I've got a plan.
01:04:34What can you do?
01:04:35I've not dared tell you. You stay here. I'll be back.
01:04:39You stay here. I'll be back.
01:04:42Be careful.
01:04:46I guess I'll go to the meeting now.
01:04:57It's an important one.
01:04:59We're going to draft a new Declaration of Independence.
01:05:09If you're coming, come on. I haven't got all day.
01:05:19Don't just stand there. Get in.
01:05:21Yes, I'll have a lunch.
01:05:30Pull in your antennae, your electrified bloodhound, and get in.
01:05:39I don't think you're going to need to be in the bus.
01:06:09Pull in your alley.
01:06:12I'm not.
01:06:21Good luck.
01:06:23You're right.
01:06:27I'm the only one next time.
01:06:31I'm the only one next time.
01:06:33You're waiting.
01:06:35I didn't do anything.
01:06:36Oh, my God.
01:07:06Oh, my God.
01:07:36I ran out of gas.
01:07:58My wife is having a baby at the city hospital.
01:08:00Hurry, please.
01:08:00Oh, get in.
01:08:01Get in.
01:08:04I've just finished changing the tire.
01:08:06Hurry, please.
01:08:07Hurry.
01:08:07Beastly board, tower changing.
01:08:23What's that?
01:08:24It promptly dropped.
01:08:27I forgot to close it.
01:08:34You silly man.
01:08:36Always running out of petrol.
01:08:38But I'll get you there in plenty of time.
01:08:41I've visited your city hospital only yesterday.
01:08:50I bought this vehicle upon my arrival in New York.
01:08:54I believe it is what you Americans call a hot law.
01:08:58You're going very fast.
01:09:09Of course I am.
01:09:10I don't know.
01:09:12This is my right.
01:09:17Look, look.
01:09:20No!
01:09:21That man?
01:09:22Are you trying to tell me how to manipulate my own vehicle?
01:09:27Lady, listen.
01:09:29I lied.
01:09:30I'm not going to have a baby at all.
01:09:32Please stop.
01:09:32Really, I told you that I'd get you to a city hospital before your infant was born.
01:09:38And I will.
01:09:39Now stop telling me how to drive.
01:09:43But you're on the wrong side of the roads.
01:09:45Not in England, I'm not.
01:09:47But you're not in England.
01:09:49Young man, this was once a Jewish colony.
01:09:52And as far as I'm concerned, it still is.
01:09:55But you're wrong!
01:09:57At my age, it's my god-given right to be wrong.
01:10:06You're absolutely right.
01:10:08It's your god-given right to be wrong.
01:10:22You smell something burning?
01:10:24Only my temper.
01:10:27It's getting hot in here.
01:10:35Oh!
01:10:36Don't the devil!
01:10:37The trojee!
01:10:38Please, stop!
01:10:40Ah!
01:10:42No!
01:10:48Oh, no!
01:10:53Oh, no!
01:10:54Don't try to talk, dear.
01:11:01I...
01:11:02What?
01:11:03What?
01:11:04Who?
01:11:05Oh, you're fine.
01:11:06You've got a smashed fibula, a broken ulna, and a fractured tibia.
01:11:10The Twankey.
01:11:11Well, the police found it in the wreckage.
01:11:13The Twankey's just all smashed to smithereens.
01:11:16Oh!
01:11:20Maybe I...
01:11:21Maybe I fix the future, huh?
01:11:24Hmm!
01:11:25Never do that!
01:11:27I'll always like my own.
01:11:28Never forget that!
01:11:30Oh, there you are.
01:11:31I heard all about your mishap while you were turning the television set to the store for repairs.
01:11:36And for your convalescence?
01:11:38I've got a great surprise for you.
01:11:40All right, ma'am.
01:11:41Bring it in.
01:11:42Bring it in.
01:11:45It's a jack-de-wrickel, the one you had.
01:11:51Isn't that nice?
01:11:53Ah!
01:11:54There's a Twankey!
01:11:55Get it out of here!
01:11:56Don't kill me!
01:11:57No, get that out!
01:11:58That's what he's doing!
01:11:59Don't kill me!
01:12:00Don't kill me!
01:12:01Don't kill you!
01:12:02Don't kill you!
01:12:03Don't kill you!
01:12:04Don't kill you!
01:12:05Don't kill you!
01:12:06Don't kill you!
01:12:07Don't kill you!
01:12:08Don't kill you!
01:12:09Don't kill you!
01:12:10Don't kill you!
01:12:12Don't kill you!
01:12:13Don't kill you!
01:12:16Don't kill me!
01:12:17Look what you say.
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