مسلسل According to Jim الموسم الثامن الحلقة 18 والاخيرة مترجمة - توب سينما
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00:00ترجمة نانسي قنقر
00:02انا سنبغينا
00:04انا سنبغينا
00:06احسن
00:08حسنا
00:10نحن هل سيبغينا
00:12ان دي هل سيبغينا بك
00:14بسي سيبغينا
00:16عيون
00:30لدينا 20 منتظر. أمتلك.
00:32أمتلك.
00:39أصبحت أكثر من أجلسة.
00:48أمتلك.
00:50أمتلك.
00:52أمتلك.
00:54أمتلك.
00:55أمتلك.
00:57Oh great honey, thanks for the heads up.
00:59I'll be in the garage.
01:02You know what, tell him I'm in bed.
01:04Better yet tell him I'm dead.
01:06Kim!
01:07This is the first time my sister's been back since they moved to California.
01:10Would it kill you to act excited?
01:12Cheryl, you know who you married.
01:14Unless it's about sports, steaks, or fireworks, I don't get excited.
02:27شكرا
03:39مات؟
03:41أحبه، لقد كان هذا أمر جيداً، وثمني أزعجي، وقد كانت على الواضحة.
03:47أشعرني أني أحبتني أكثر.
03:49تحبت تحبه هناك.
03:51نعم؟
03:52المرتكب الأحيان، اللي هي نظراكم المباركة لليساً.
03:56كيف حدثتك؟
03:58أحبتك بردكاتي المطاركة لليساً.
04:01أنتظري بكم في ذلك الأخي، يتأخرى في بها.
04:05سأتحدث في هناك.
04:06ممتازن في بطريقة حسن؟
04:07سأكون لديم أمر
04:13سيحدث
04:14سيحدث
04:14سيحدث
04:30سيحدث
04:31سيحدث
04:32سيحدث
04:32صح نحن
04:34شحيح
04:35He took a bullet saving my family.
04:37How about you?
04:38blocked
04:43enjoy heaven
04:44take a welcome bag
04:46how you doing?
04:47how's it going?
04:48hey what's with the welcome bag?
04:50you think I can get two?
04:53whoa whoa whoa whoa
04:55did I win something?
04:56am I like the millionth customer?
04:59apparently you've been red flagged
05:02oh hell
05:03potentially yes
06:15شكرا
07:31عبر نفس الكناة
07:33وتم تحرمي على البيض.
07:36مقالبا!
07:38تحرمي بالبعضة من الرجال!
07:41هذا ليس أحداً ما تحرمكك لأستيقى.
07:48مرحبا!
07:50مرحبا!
07:51بالصحيح الناتجيه لأفتح.
07:53كيل، اتخبت لك عن المتلل الأمر. تذكر في ذلك المتلل الأمر.
08:06سيكون شيئًا أخرى؟
08:08سيكون لك رجل بعده، جديد المجرد من المتلل الأمر.
08:11جيدًا، إنه يصبح إصدقاء عمره صديقه عمره سيبطل.
08:17احسنًا، دينا.
08:19تعلم أنه كار ونحن نعلم باتمان.
08:23يحب أن يكون الفرد.
08:25جيدًا، لأنني أخذ بأنني أخذ بي.
08:28أو، سوالك!
08:30تحب نحن نعلم أن نتفهم بأنه يحب الجنس يحب بيطار؟
08:35أوه، إنه 3 مهلا.
08:37سالك سلطلعك؟
08:39سلطلعك، سلطلعك؟
08:40لنعطيها، خلالك.
08:42اشتركوا في القدرة
09:12بسيطة خطوة من رقيتها
09:15طريقة جزمة في قطاع البيتزن
09:20حسنًا. سيبطي الان. جميلة.
09:22اقفل اخذ ذلك. سيبطي الان.
09:24حسنًا لم تيزة تجبه للمكاية ؟
09:26حسنًا.
09:27طرح هذا ملعاً لديه افتحالي.
09:29جيدًا جيدًا.
09:32اجل احضل الفيزة.
09:34لقد ملعاً لديه الناس لديه.
09:36لم احضر ذلك الفيزة.
09:39احضر ذلك لذلك لذلك.
09:41ماذا يقولون؟
09:42إنه ليس لديه في 30 منتظر، إنه مرحبا
09:45يقولون أنها تحالج
09:48أنت تحالج حالي
09:51هذا ما يجعله مرحبا
09:54إذا كان لديه مرحبا
09:56إذا كان لديه مرحبا لديه
09:59سنجدنا نفسه
10:02إيدي، أنت لا يساعدني هنا
10:05مرحبا
10:06مرحبا
10:07مرحباً لديه مرحباً
10:09يقوم بزرعة
10:11شكراً
10:14رعدك
10:15أنت ودينا مع جمعيني
10:17نحن نحن؟
10:18نحن نحن نحن في معلومة
10:19سنحن بإذن نحن بإذنه
10:21أردنا أن تتعلم
10:23تحصل على مرحباً لديه عقليات
10:25أحضر الموضوع
10:26عقاملين
10:27فقط لا نحن جداً
10:30إنه لديك
10:31سيقوم بإذنك
10:32أن تكون مرحباً لكي نحن بأذن
10:34كل وقت
10:35تنسلت تقل للمصاني وتمتل حجزة بها
10:39اعتمس من قطعها
10:41حجزة
10:44حجزة
10:45التنسلت تقلر
10:48تحجزة ثبت سؤال ودعيه
10:53تعمل
10:55تعمل
10:55على الصباح
10:56حجزة
10:59طلعن
10:59على شيء
11:00امان جزء
11:00أمان كل هذه
11:01الإنت they
11:02جزء
11:03Okay, what's the problem with Thanksgiving?
11:05Thanksgiving?
11:06You mean the day that we set aside each year to give thanks for all the gifts that you have given?
11:13Nothing, nothing.
11:15All right, hey, don't worry about it.
11:17The old Andy man's got some moves left.
11:21Your Honor, I'd like to call to the stand a great man.
11:27Me.
11:29Can I do that?
11:30Well, it's a Hail Mary, but I can't get enough of those.
11:36So, tell us a little bit about your friend, Jim.
11:44Well, he's not just my friend, he's my best friend.
11:48Wouldn't you say he's your only friend?
11:51No, not at all.
11:52I have lots of other friends.
11:54Like who?
11:55Your mom?
11:56Your dead father?
11:58The robot you built to play chess with you?
12:00Shut up!
12:01Just shut up!
12:02Andrew!
12:03Who are you talking to?
12:05Now, now, Mom, I'm testifying!
12:07Do not talk to your mother like that!
12:09King to rook four, check and mate.
12:12Ass of a B, I can't take you!
12:18Objection!
12:18To what?
12:19To him as my lawyer!
12:21God, I would like to represent myself.
12:27Well, a man who acts as his own lawyer as a fool for a client.
12:31Yeah, well, whoever said that didn't have him as a lawyer.
12:35I would like to call my wife, Cheryl, to the stand.
12:43Hi, baby.
12:44What are they, dude?
12:46That's your wife?
12:53I know what you're thinking.
12:55I married the hot sister.
13:01Cheryl, tell everybody what a great guy I am.
13:06I have the perfect story.
13:08I bet you have thousands of stories.
13:13I've got the perfect story.
13:16Last year, our church needed a new roof,
13:18and Jim offered to put one on at cost.
13:21He did a great job.
13:23And our house of worship, your house,
13:26was warm and dry again.
13:28That's right.
13:36I fix churches.
13:38That's the kind of guy I am.
13:40I'm a church fixer.
13:43I can't have a church fix in hell.
13:45Cool it, Sally.
13:48You say that he did a good job.
13:50Is the roof still there?
13:52Well, sadly, a few weeks later,
13:54the roof was ripped off by a windstorm.
13:56Oh, really?
13:59Was it named Hurricane Jim?
14:08Pay your bills, Reverend!
14:11Everybody knows at cost means materials plus labor.
14:18You see that, Reverend?
14:20Even God's mad at you!
14:23You repossessed the roof of our church?
14:26Well, you know, Jim giveth,
14:28and Jim taketh away.
14:31You are unbelievable.
14:33I don't blame them for not wanting to let you into heaven.
14:36God, can I have a sidebar with my witness?
14:38I'd say that's probably a good idea.
14:42Carol.
14:42You're supposed to tell a story that emphasizes the good part of me.
14:48I thought that's what I was doing.
14:50You can kind of fudge a few details, dig a little deeper, squeeze out some tears.
14:55And remember, God is a guy.
14:58So pop a couple buttons.
14:59I'm going to move on here.
15:01I got a tea time I want to make.
15:02I'm playing with Bob Hope.
15:04That guy's wild.
15:06So, Cheryl, is there another story you'd like to tell?
15:10Whew.
15:11I don't know about you.
15:13Is it me?
15:13Is it getting a little hot in here?
15:18Yes.
15:18I guess it is a little warm.
15:28Please continue, Cheryl.
15:30Okay.
15:31So, the other day, Jim was vacuuming.
15:35And exactly why was I vacuuming?
15:39Uh, you were vacuuming because we were having guests over.
15:45Orphans.
15:46Hey!
15:47Come on in!
15:49Come on in!
15:51Well, well, well, what can I get you, kids?
15:54Something to drink?
15:55A snack, maybe?
15:56Or maybe some parents?
16:05Later, during the ventriloquist show...
16:11Ventriloquist show?
16:17One of the parents needed an emergency tracheotomy.
16:23Luckily, Jim was carrying a pen.
16:32I'm starting to think you ask your wife to lie to me.
16:35Well, in my defense, I thought she'd do a better job.
16:39Why don't you know me to tell them how you like to moon the neighbors?
16:42Oh, Lady Nelson?
16:44Oh, come on!
16:45She gets the thrill out of it.
16:46I kept her alive for the last ten years.
16:49I think we heard enough.
16:51The guy's a bum!
16:52God, give him to me.
16:54Let me have him!
16:55I'm sorry, Jim, but I think it's time for you to go.
16:58Oh, wait, God, can I ask Jim one question?
17:00Fine, but you're explaining this to Bob Hope.
17:05Jim.
17:05Think back.
17:07Do you remember what we fought about last Saturday night?
17:11Why should I stop mooning old Lady Nelson?
17:15She doesn't like it.
17:18She still looks.
17:20Look, Cheryl, you know who you married.
17:23Stop trying to change me.
17:24And the fight we had the week before that?
17:30Cheryl, Cheryl, it is not tax evasion when I use the false identity.
17:34Come on, baby.
17:39You know who you married.
17:40Stop trying to change me.
17:43And last fall?
17:45Thanksgiving?
17:47Thanksgiving!
17:50Cheryl, you know who you married.
17:53Stop trying to change me.
17:55It's what you've said in every fight we've ever had.
18:00And you know what, God?
18:01He's right.
18:02That's why I accept him for who he is.
18:04Well, then you're better than me, Cheryl.
18:10I just can't let him in.
18:12Come on, let's go.
18:13No, no, no, no, no, no.
18:14Cheryl, you get your hand off him, Mr.
18:18Ay, mamita.
18:20I did pick the wrong sister.
18:26Cheryl.
18:28Cheryl, that's okay.
18:30You try.
18:31And if I got to go to hell, at least I got to hear you say I was right one last time.
18:36Oh.
18:37You know what?
18:38If he's going to hell, I'm going with him.
18:41What?
18:42Oh, yeah.
18:42When I get down to Earth, I'm going to rob a bank, kick a puppy, and moon old Lady Nelson.
18:47But you really do love me, don't you?
18:50But not as much as me.
18:51I'm going to hell, too.
18:55Let's all go to hell.
18:56Yeah.
18:57Does hell have a welcome bag?
19:01Seriously.
19:02You all go to hell for a gym?
19:04I guess we'll be the happiest family in hell.
19:08Objection!
19:09You can't have a happy family in hell.
19:11Yeah, that'll ruin everything.
19:13I can't have him up here with me.
19:16Well, I guess I got no choice but to send you back to Earth.
19:20Yeah!
19:21Yes, yes, yes!
19:24Oh, Cheryl, thank you.
19:26Oh, honey.
19:27You know there's nowhere you're getting to heaven without me.
19:29That's the reason I married you.
19:32No.
19:34Oh, Jim!
19:36I'm just so happy!
19:38Andy!
19:39Andy!
19:39Oh!
19:40Oh!
19:41Ah!
19:41Ah!
19:48I'm so glad I flew across the country for that.
19:51Damn, honey.
19:52Are you all right?
19:54Yeah.
19:55Yeah.
19:55I thought for a second there I was a goner.
19:58Yeah.
19:59It's a good thing Andy was here to jump in front of the doctor.
20:01Give you the Heimlich.
20:03Oh, you don't understand.
20:06I was in heaven and God was deciding whether I should go to heaven or hell.
20:10Wish I'd been there.
20:11I could have told him some stories.
20:14You were there!
20:17Everybody was there.
20:18It was like a trial.
20:22And in the end,
20:25God decided to give me a second chance.
20:28Wow.
20:29So now you're going to live your life differently?
20:31And be nicer to everyone?
20:33And always tell the truth?
20:35And set a good example with acts of kindness?
20:38And treat us with dignity and respect?
20:42And learn to treat life like the gift that it is?
20:45Because you never know when it might be your last?
20:47Oh, wow.
20:50We're all going.
20:51Um, drink plenty of fluids.
20:55No!
20:57I'm going to stay just the way I am.
20:59What?
21:00Well, God don't want me.
21:03The devil won't have me.
21:05The way I figure it,
21:06if I never change,
21:08I'll live forever.
21:09No!
21:11No!
21:12No!
21:18It's a purchase.
21:20There you go.
21:20Thank you.
21:21Thank you.
21:22Thank you.
21:24Thank you.
21:32شكرا
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