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The Kennedys (2015) Season 1 Episode 2 - Valentine
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00:00Romantic day of the year and almost everyone on Jessop Square was opening their valentine
00:04cards. Dad wasn't though. He never got one. Something to do with modern 1970s women keeping
00:11modern 1970s men on their toes. Modern men still had to send modern women a card though.
00:23Dad said it was because modern women like to wear modern men's guts for garters. Lives
00:28would not be worth living if they forgot.
00:46I'd sent one to Luke Skywalker on Tatooine, but Dad said I probably shouldn't expect one
00:50in return. All the same, it felt like it was going to be a very special day.
00:58Hey. This came for you. For me? A valentine card. My first ever Dad. Wizarding chips. It's got a rabbit kiss and another rabbit. It's like he knows me.
01:25Right. But it's not signed. Who's it from? Well, you're not supposed to know, are you?
01:32It creates an air of mystery. I've got one too. Seventy-two kisses from your father.
01:39How did you know it's from him? From me. Tony Kennedy. Your husband and nobody else. He's glued in a picture, in case I'm not sure who that is.
01:49It's not very mysterious. Yes, but I have other airs of mystery, Emma.
01:54No, you haven't. I just have to find out who mine's from.
01:58Yes. You do that, and then I'll kill him. That's how being a dad works.
02:02Anyway, tea? Yes, please. Brenda, can you see you'll not open this lot? You're a terror for not opening proper post.
02:12I know. Oh, come on. It might be important.
02:15It never is.
02:19Oh! Oh, it is. It's my driving test notification.
02:24Driving test notification? Yes. It's on Thursday.
02:27Well, Thursday? This Thursday?
02:30Yes. Brenda, that's in two days. You can't drive.
02:35I know. That's why I've applied.
02:38No, Brenda, that's not how it works. First you learn to drive, then you take your test.
02:43Well, I can learn to drive today, can't I? I've got nothing on.
02:46Brenda, it takes months to learn. Months!
02:50I know roads, Tony. I know them. It can't be that difficult. Men can drive. Well, now it's our turn. Emma!
02:58Mum!
02:59No, no, no, no. This is a disastrous idea, Brenda. There's no way I'm letting you drive.
03:04Oh, what's that you've dropped? A gauntlet? Challenge is on, Tony. I am a woman and I shall drive.
03:16Those are the keys to the house.
03:24It's good, that, isn't it? Handy.
03:26Yes, it is handy, Brenda. It's handy to be able to see vehicles behind you. Yes, it is.
03:31I can't see any vehicles behind me. I can just see Emma.
03:34Why are you wearing that hat? It's my detective hat.
03:37For finding out who sent me this Valentine card.
03:39Of course it is. Come on, get in.
03:42Right, Brenda. Last chance, Saloon here.
03:45There is no need, ever, for you to drive.
03:50I think you'll find there's every need, Tony.
03:52But why?
03:53So I can tootle about town in a clown car.
03:57What do you think?
03:58So, what do I do first? Wiggle this?
04:00No, you don't twiggle that.
04:03Right, start the engine.
04:06Ah!
04:07All right, it's on.
04:10OK, now.
04:12Mirror.
04:14Signal.
04:16Maneuver.
04:19Mirror.
04:21Signal.
04:23Maneuver.
04:24First, Brenda.
04:25First.
04:26Up or up, down?
04:27Up, up, up.
04:28Look, how are you going to hit her, Brenda?
04:29Oh, no.
04:32Ah!
04:33Oh!
04:34Oh!
04:35Oh!
04:36Oh!
04:37Oh!
04:38Oh!
04:39Oh!
04:40Oh!
04:41Oh!
04:42Oh!
04:43Oh!
04:44Oh!
04:45Oh!
04:46Oh!
04:47Oh!
04:48Oh!
04:49Oh!
04:50Oh!
04:51Oh!
04:52Oh!
04:53Oh!
04:54Oh!
04:55Oh!
04:56Oh!
04:57Oh!
04:58Oh!
04:59Oh!
05:00You're doing really well, Ma.
05:01Oh, thank you.
05:02For the love of...
05:03Is this the reason you shouldn't be driving, Brenda?
05:06I didn't hit her.
05:08You're right, Jenny.
05:09I'm really sorry.
05:11It's fine.
05:12In fact, I had really terrible hiccups.
05:15And they've gone, so thank you.
05:17Oh, super.
05:18I'm taking my driving test in two days.
05:21Learning to drive!
05:23How's that going?
05:24Well, it would help if I'd been given better equipment.
05:29Tony's been moaning on about the car for weeks.
05:32Making something nice.
05:34Oh, bits and bobs.
05:35Balaclava, pinafore, a new colander.
05:38I've gone knitting mad since I found out I was pregnant.
05:41I can knit you some outfits.
05:43Brilliant!
05:44Actually, I'm quite glad you nearly ran me over.
05:47And I've got something to tell you.
05:53Ah!
05:54Tim's proposed!
05:55No!
05:58Well, let's just say he gave me a very obvious Valentine card this morning,
06:03so I thought I'd get ahead of the game.
06:05I've got to knit myself this.
06:08A knitted wedding dress, Jenny.
06:11Have you thought that through?
06:12No.
06:13If it rained, you'd smell like a wet Labrador.
06:16And why don't you try something less chunky?
06:18Cheesecloth!
06:21I got a Valentine card.
06:23You did.
06:24Oh, how exciting!
06:25Do you know who sent it?
06:27No.
06:28But I'm going to find out who did, and then Dad's going to kill him.
06:30I am.
06:31Aww.
06:32Well, if you look for clues, stamp mark, handwriting,
06:36if the card's got a distinctive smell about it.
06:40It smells of sherbet lemons.
06:42Oh, there you go.
06:43That's your first clue.
06:44Do you know anyone who runs a sweet shop?
06:47Oh, Mr Bennett with the weepy eye.
06:50Blimey.
06:51I hope it's not from him.
06:52Mmm.
06:53Well, you need to find out who sent it to you,
06:55because that is the person who loves you the most.
06:58Aww.
06:59That's my job, actually.
07:00And then you can be like me and get engaged!
07:03Aww!
07:04Now, Emma, I don't want you to go thinking that all women want
07:08is to get engaged.
07:09They don't.
07:10Jenny's pregnant, so she's off her head on hormones.
07:13I am.
07:14I'm whooshing with unwushing.
07:16Oh, look.
07:17There's an orphan holding a puppy with a broken paw.
07:20Floods of tears.
07:22Oh, look.
07:23There's a woman with a big nose who's taking the last finger bun
07:26in the bakery.
07:27Stab me, death face!
07:28So don't you go worrying about the getting engaged thing.
07:34It only leads to getting married, and you don't want that.
07:36You're married.
07:37I got married once, Emma.
07:38Once.
07:40You've killed the car, Brenda.
07:41You have actually killed the car.
07:43This is one of the endless reasons why you shouldn't be driving.
07:47I think you'll find I've done you an enormous favour.
07:50You can go get a new one now, and then I get to learn in it.
07:53I am brilliant.
07:55Well, thanks to the tips.
07:56I think you're all right, Emma.
07:57I've got some cheesecloth in the airing cupboard.
07:58I can make Tim a matching suit.
07:59Oh, how exciting!
08:00Oh, bad luck, Jenny.
08:01I think it's all the excitement.
08:02I can try and almost hit you again if you like.
08:04So Mum was going to drive, and I was going to get engaged.
08:08It was all so modern.
08:09What are you all up to?
08:10An actual Valentine sent to actual me.
08:11Who is it from?
08:12Someone who likes sherbet lemons.
08:13Would you like to smell it?
08:14Yes, please.
08:15Would you like to smell it?
08:16Yes, please.
08:17Would you like to smell it?
08:18No, thank you.
08:19Look.
08:20Sherbet lemons.
08:21And so the net tightens.
08:22I have suspects.
08:23Did you get a card, miss?
08:24I did.
08:25I did.
08:26I was going to drive, and I was going to get engaged.
08:28And I was going to drive, and I was going to get engaged.
08:31It was all so modern.
08:32What are you all up to?
08:33An actual Valentine sent to actual me.
08:34Who is it from?
08:35Someone who likes sherbet lemons.
08:36Would you like to smell it?
08:37Yes, please.
08:38Would you like to smell it, miss?
08:39No, thank you.
08:40Look.
08:41Sherbet lemons.
08:42And so the net tightens.
08:45I have suspects.
08:46Did you get a card, miss?
08:47I did.
08:48Actually.
08:49Imagine that.
08:50I wonder who on earth could have sent it to me.
08:53Someone old.
08:54Really, really old.
08:58Yeah.
08:59Well, everything gets better with age, girls.
09:02Remember that?
09:03Cheese.
09:04Wine.
09:05Ham doesn't.
09:07No, ham doesn't.
09:08No.
09:09Never mind.
09:10Anyway, card away.
09:11Pencils out.
09:12Ham indeed.
09:13Right, children.
09:14Countries of the world.
09:17There were a few things Dad really liked getting when Mum wasn't looking.
09:29Pork pies.
09:30Atlases.
09:31And now this.
09:32New wheels.
09:34Nicely done.
09:36Nicely done.
09:38Absolute beauty.
09:40A 12-seat Land Rover, Tony.
09:41But I want to learn to drive, not invade Poland.
09:43Lots of investment, brother.
09:44We get years out of that.
09:45Think of the possibilities.
09:46Off-road shopping.
09:47Day trips to picket lines.
09:48And it'd be handy if we ever need to send Emma to work on a farm.
09:49What?
09:50It's enormous.
09:51It's as big as a ship.
09:52Oh.
09:53Why don't we christen it?
09:54Like they do ocean liners.
09:55Yeah.
09:56I got a bottle of baby charm in the fridge.
09:57Hang on.
09:58What are you doing?
09:59Oh.
10:00What are you doing?
10:01Oh.
10:02I've got some cheesecloth.
10:03I'll make you a suit for a special day.
10:04I'm not getting new wheels.
10:05No, Interrupt.
10:06Do you find out I send the card here?
10:07No, not yet.
10:08I've got three suspects though.
10:09You have to set a love test to see who likes you the most.
10:11Then you can get engaged.
10:12Sarah?
10:13Oh.
10:14Oh.
10:15Oh.
10:16Oh.
10:17Oh.
10:18Oh.
10:19Oh.
10:20Oh.
10:21Oh.
10:22Oh.
10:23Oh.
10:24Oh.
10:25Oh.
10:26Oh.
10:27Oh.
10:28Oh.
10:29Oh.
10:30Oh.
10:31Oh.
10:32Oh.
10:33Oh.
10:34Oh.
10:35Oh.
10:36Oh.
10:37Oh.
10:38And we got a valentine card?
10:40No, it's not from me.
10:42Please.
10:43I'm...
10:45No.
10:46I can't drive or not.
10:48Can have to go back.
10:49Well it's alright, Brenda.
10:51Four wheel drives sticking to the low ratio— it'll drive itself.
10:55Thirty years from now, it'll all be massive cars driving themselves, reading their own maps.
10:59Don't be ridiculous, Tim.
11:02Great.
11:03You do the honors, and make sure it smashes, because if it doesn't it's bad luck forever.
11:07No, you throw it, Tony. I don't have the requisite...
11:12What are we going to call it?
11:14Ian.
11:15Carlet O'Cara.
11:17Carlet O'Hara? Car... doesn't matter.
11:20Barbara Grimbles.
11:22Old headmistress had a large undercarriage.
11:25Bessie.
11:27That's a name that says, hello, I am in charge.
11:30Bessie it is.
11:31We hereby christen this magnificent vehicle...
11:34Bessie.
11:37Bessie!
11:43Oh!
11:44Oh, no!
11:46Oh, no!
11:47Tony!
11:48Oh, no!
11:49Oh, no!
11:50Oh, no!
11:51Tony!
11:52Oh, Tony!
11:53Oh, Tony!
11:54Cuts up there.
11:56Always look worse than they are.
11:59Oh, bottle didn't break, either.
12:04You'll be all right, Jenny.
12:06Yeah.
12:07It's all I've got, but it'll do.
12:09I'm really, really sorry, Emma.
12:10It was an accident.
12:11It's okay.
12:12But I am supposed to be getting engaged.
12:14Engaged?
12:15Who to?
12:16Whoever sent me that Valentine card.
12:18Well, no, no, hang on.
12:19No, we don't know him or his family.
12:21Calm down, Tony.
12:22I've told you before, Emma, a modern girl doesn't need to be thinking about getting engaged.
12:28I only married your father because I was madly in love with him and he bamboozled me with a bag of coal and a sack of onions.
12:34That is true.
12:35So, Tim might pop the questions tonight then, eh?
12:38I've never wanted anything more.
12:41Apart from that time I wanted that pressure cooker.
12:44You're absolutely sure, Jenny.
12:46I mean, you're not worried that he still might be a bit, you know, feral?
12:51Well, he's given her a suggestive card.
12:54He has.
12:55Doom time, the world's gonna chime!
12:58Can't stop.
13:00I've got a mystery to solve.
13:01Hat, please.
13:02Right.
13:04Here you go.
13:06You look great.
13:07Feels super.
13:08Oh, bless her.
13:11I remember my first Valentine card.
13:13Who was it from?
13:15Me.
13:16Sent it to myself.
13:21Mum always said anything worthwhile was never easy.
13:24What's going on?
13:26It was the day of her test and she was having to practice in a car Dad had built for her on the dining room table.
13:32I am learning to drive, but your father won't let me do it in his car.
13:36It's almost as if he thinks something terrible is going to happen.
13:39Yes, Brenda, something terrible will happen.
13:42You're not ready.
13:43I am ready.
13:44No, you're not Brenda.
13:45What about the theory bit?
13:46Road signs, do you know those?
13:48I know signs.
13:49I know them.
13:50Stop.
13:51Look.
13:52Listen.
13:54Yeah, that's your green cross code.
13:55Well done.
13:56You need to learn your highway code.
13:57Can't click every trip.
13:58No, Brenda.
13:59Road signs, markings.
14:00What's a red circle with a white stripe across here?
14:03Fabulous.
14:04It's no entry.
14:05No entry.
14:06No entry.
14:07Tricks.
14:08Tricks.
14:09I am going to take this test and I am going to pass.
14:12Up the women.
14:13Up the women?
14:15Oi, oi.
14:16What's all this?
14:17Dad won't let Mum drive his new car.
14:19Too right.
14:20Oh, you see, Emma, this is exactly the sort of thing I keep warning you about.
14:23Men sticking together, tribe...
14:24You stick together with Jenny.
14:26Stop confusing the issue with facts.
14:28Whose side are you on, anyway?
14:30Tim.
14:31You're looking very cagey.
14:32What are you up to?
14:33Going out looking for something special?
14:34No, I'm trying to avoid Jenny.
14:35She keeps trying to make me put on cheesecloth trousers, Brenda.
14:36It's not what nature intended.
14:37It's weird.
14:38It's not weird, Tim.
14:39Being pregnant does funny things to your brain.
14:40Hormones whooshing everywhere.
14:41I'll be honest, Brenda.
14:42I'm not really a hormones man.
14:43More sexy horseplay.
14:44Beer.
14:45Football.
14:46Football.
14:47Pie.
14:48Love pie.
14:49Perhaps it's a love test to see if you like her the most.
14:50You know, so you can get in.
14:51Ah.
14:52Oh.
14:53Um.
14:54Tim.
14:55Did you ask Jenny something last night?
14:56Yes, but it's no sex till the baby comes.
14:57No, no, no, no.
14:58No.
14:59Not that.
15:00Perhaps she wants something else.
15:01No, no, no, no.
15:02Perhaps she wants something else.
15:03What do you want?
15:04I'll be honest.
15:05I'll be honest, Brenda.
15:06I'm not really a hormones man.
15:07More sexy horseplay.
15:08Beer.
15:09Football.
15:10Football.
15:11Pie.
15:12Love pie.
15:13Perhaps it's a love test to see if you like her the most.
15:14You know, so you can get in...
15:15Ah.
15:16Oh.
15:17Um.
15:18Tim.
15:19Did you ask Jenny something last night?
15:20Yes, but it's no sex till the baby comes.
15:21No, no, no.
15:22I can't do anything else.
15:24Teas made?
15:25Perhaps something a little bit more committed than a teas made.
15:30Hostess trolley.
15:31No, silly.
15:32You need to get in...
15:33No!
15:34Whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:35Thank you, Blurty McGirt.
15:37Anyway, they're never going to let you take a test in a table with a plunger for a gear stick.
15:42I know, but he won't let me do it in his car.
15:44Of course he won't.
15:45Never teach your own wife.
15:47That's a golden rule.
15:48So you think a man who isn't married to all...
15:51A woman who isn't married to a woman can teach that woman to drive?
15:54Of course.
15:57Where's your car?
16:00Well...
16:01Hang on.
16:02Right, let's give this a go.
16:04I'll put some felt in the crotch so it's not so see-through.
16:08Do you want to come and try them on?
16:09I can't.
16:10I've got to teach Brendan how to drive.
16:11I've got no time for tissue-thin trousers.
16:13Way away.
16:14So you're not going to try this stuff on?
16:16No.
16:17Come on.
16:18Come on.
16:19Jenny, do you want me to ask you something?
16:23Yes.
16:24Do you want a hostess trolley?
16:25No.
16:26Right, you are then.
16:27Come on, let's go.
16:29Actually, I would quite like a hostess trolley.
16:42So, Brendan, nice and slow.
16:47Keep her in first.
16:52Hello ladies.
16:53Are we just going to curb crawl, Tim?
16:55Or are you actually going to teach me anything?
16:58It's fine, you're doing really well.
17:00Nice boots.
17:01I'm just out with my mother.
17:04Oh there, Brenda.
17:06Nice and easy, no need to rush.
17:07There is a need to rush.
17:08There is a need to rush.
17:09There's a need to rush to get me to school and out of this car.
17:17Oh no.
17:18Simon Woods outside.
17:19Drive past Mum, drop me off around the corner.
17:21Can't I just drop you here?
17:22I haven't learnt right turns yet.
17:24No, you cannot.
17:25Honestly Emma, it's almost as if you were embarrassed by me or something.
17:29I am embarrassed of you.
17:32Bit rude.
17:33I might have passed my test by the time I pick you up.
17:38Imagine that.
17:39Please, don't pick me up.
17:41Ever.
17:42Love you.
17:44Super.
17:45So, let's have a stop take.
17:48First gear.
17:50It's there.
17:51Indicator.
17:52They're on.
17:53My hand on your thigh.
17:54My fist in your crotch.
17:55Like a dangerous horse.
17:58One thing about going to school in the 1970s was you were constantly showing films about
18:03things you had to be terrified of.
18:04Most people are good and kind.
18:07But there are some who want to hurt children.
18:12So always say no to strangers.
18:15A stranger offering you a lift isn't always bad.
18:18But he could be.
18:19So it's best to think about a strange car as danger.
18:24It's definitely him.
18:28He's the only one who gave you a Godstopper by the pegs.
18:32It was a love test to end all love tests.
18:36How do you get engaged?
18:38I think how it works is you get pregnant.
18:43Emma's pregnant and so is Simon Wood.
18:45Emma's pregnant and so is Simon Wood.
18:47Emma's pregnant and so is Simon Wood.
18:49Emma's pregnant and so is Simon Wood.
18:50Emma's pregnant and so are you.
18:54Emma's pregnant and so is Simon Wood.
18:58Is it true?
18:59Yes it is.
19:00So now you have to get engaged.
19:01I haven't finished my dibdab.
19:03I'll have that.
19:04Are you.
19:05Simon.
19:06Pregnant with Emma.
19:07I don't know or understand.
19:08But we are.
19:09Then that's that.
19:10I'll have that.
19:13Are you, Simon, pregnant with Emma?
19:18I don't know or understand.
19:21But we are.
19:22Then that's that.
19:24You're engaged.
19:25Hooray!
19:29I had succeeded in my quest, but could Mum do the same?
19:33So, in your own time, stop and then continue on again.
19:36You want me to stop, then start on a hill?
19:39Yes, please.
19:40Are you mad? Why would I do that?
19:43It's the hill stop.
19:44I'm not stopping on a hill.
19:46Right.
19:48Well, then, when I hit the dashboard, I want you to stop.
19:51What for?
19:53To simulate an emergency stop.
19:55Hitting the dashboard is an emergency, really?
19:59No, it's not an actual emergency. It's a simulation.
20:02I've hit the dashboard.
20:14Yes, I know, but I can't stop here, can I? I'm in the middle of the road.
20:17Hitting the dashboard is an emergency.
20:22Ridiculous.
20:23What?
20:24Ah, wait. Was that a trick question?
20:27That's a point for knowing it's a trick question.
20:29Could you stop, please, Mrs. Kennedy?
20:31Just stop anywhere.
20:32Look out! Look out!
20:33Look out!
20:34No, no, no!
20:37Points for that?
20:44Mrs. Kennedy, I can't really see any further point in continuing.
20:49You have failed your test.
20:51I failed my test?
20:53You failed on everything.
20:55Every single thing.
20:57That's never happened to me before, so for that, thank you.
21:01I knew where the gear stick was.
21:03Mirror, signal, manoeuvre.
21:05Thank you, indicators.
21:06Look.
21:13Have some more lessons or never drive again.
21:16Now, let's swap places.
21:19I'll let you go.
21:20I'm driving back.
21:21I'll show you I can drive.
21:23Failed, indeed.
21:25Mr. Kennedy...
21:26Oh, no, paper!
21:41You...
21:42Did anyone die?
21:44No.
21:44Oh, no, it's horrible.
21:45I nearly blinked it.
21:47And me.
21:49That's yours.
21:51Never drive again, ever.
21:55He failed me.
21:57Can you even believe it?
21:58Yes, I can.
21:59I am a woman, and I shall drive.
22:03Get in, Tim.
22:04We'll go and pick Emma up.
22:05Driving.
22:06Driving!
22:07See?
22:07Driving!
22:08Driving!
22:09Oh, wait.
22:10This is the hormones washing around, isn't it?
22:12Yeah.
22:13You're not pregnant as well, are you?
22:14Clearer, signal manoeuvre.
22:22But we're engaged now, Simon.
22:24So we should get on with the arguing as soon as possible.
22:27Because there's a tiny chance that my dad is going to kill you.
22:30What?
22:31Okay, a pretty big chance.
22:33Mum liked to say, it wasn't that she had got something wrong.
22:38It was just that the rest of the world hadn't caught up with her yet.
22:42Brenda, seriously, you're burning the clutch to a husk.
22:45Let me drive it back, for the love of all things decent.
22:47No, you can't.
22:48Never stop a woman proving a point, Tim.
22:50In short, she was never wrong.
22:53Ever.
22:57Come on, in you get.
22:59So always say no to strangers.
23:02Oh no, young lady.
23:06Do you know that man?
23:07I've never seen him before in my life.
23:10Come on, get in.
23:21Now remember, think of a strange car as danger.
23:27Miss Parsons, Miss Parsons.
23:30Emma's got in a car with a stranger.
23:32What?
23:33Forgot your keys, did you?
23:35How did it go?
23:37Tony Kennedy.
23:38Yes?
23:38I'm afraid we've had a report of your daughter being taken from outside the school gates.
23:42What?
23:43A car pulled up and Emma was dragged into it.
23:45I'm so sorry, Mr Kennedy.
23:47What?
23:48Brenda.
23:49Oh my God.
23:50Brenda.
23:52Brenda.
23:54Sorry.
23:55Holy moly, you prang my ruddy car.
23:57That's him.
23:58Mr Manning took Emma.
23:59Get him.
24:00What, you?
24:01No.
24:01Hold it right there.
24:02Wait.
24:03What the heck?
24:04It's a bloody prang man.
24:05A prang.
24:06We've got the old blade saw.
24:07It's a bit heavy handed, isn't it, mate?
24:08Where is she?
24:09Tell me what you've done with her.
24:10Well, she's there.
24:11She was the one driving.
24:12She's the one that pranged it, not me.
24:13I do not require handcuffs.
24:15Put those away.
24:16I had absolutely no idea you were arrested if you failed your driving test.
24:21Nobody told me that.
24:22No, that's my wife.
24:24What?
24:24Are you that man's wife?
24:25Yes, I am.
24:27A woman can drive without a husband.
24:29You know, we're not in the dark ages.
24:31What's going on?
24:34Emma!
24:35Oh, come here.
24:37Dad!
24:37Oh, this is so embarrassing.
24:39Dad!
24:39Oh, it's my daughter.
24:41It's my fiancée.
24:42What do you mean, your fiancée?
24:44Well, we got pregnant, then engaged, and then she said you were going to kill me.
24:49Well, I am going to kill you, so prepare to die.
24:52Hold on a minute.
24:52You can't threaten to kill this boy.
24:54Well, I'm not really going to kill him, am I?
24:56I am.
24:57I am.
24:58I am.
24:59So, this is your daughter we thought had been abducted.
25:02Abducted?
25:03Emma has not been abducted.
25:05Emma is with me.
25:06What's happening?
25:07Oh, no, no.
25:08Never run with scissors.
25:09Why are they arresting you?
25:11Who's this?
25:12Your wife?
25:13No, she's not my wife.
25:14I don't mean she will be.
25:15She's pregnant.
25:16But trust me, don't cross her.
25:17She's like a cornered mongoose.
25:18Ruby.
25:19Yes, definitely.
25:20Go on, then.
25:21Ask her.
25:22Make it official.
25:23Well, I don't think now is really...
25:24Yes, now, Justin!
25:25Come on, go on.
25:26Ask her!
25:27Tim, just ask her to marry you.
25:29For Pete's sake!
25:30All right?
25:31Will you marry me?
25:32Yes!
25:38Congratulations.
25:47Lovely.
25:48Right.
25:49Congratulations.
25:50So, this woman is your mother.
25:52Yes, she is.
25:54And you weren't being abducted.
25:56No.
25:57Simon?
25:58You said she'd been taken by strangers.
26:01It's not my fault.
26:03She told me she didn't know who you are.
26:05Why would you say that?
26:06To avoid rubbishy embarrassment.
26:10And here we are again.
26:14It's just a scratch.
26:16Spit on it.
26:17It'll disappear.
26:18Romance was nothing but trouble.
26:20And turns out it was pretty sneaky, too.
26:22Pass it, Miranda.
26:23Never again.
26:24Your driving days are over.
26:25I blame you, Tony.
26:26You made me open the important-looking post.
26:28That was the start of it, Bloomin' Valentine's.
26:31If Simon hadn't sent me that card, I wouldn't be in this mess.
26:34Simon didn't send you that card.
26:36How do you know?
26:37Because I did.
26:38Now then, suffer what we're having, Tony.
26:40What we're having, Tony?
26:41George!
26:42I can't.
26:43I can't.
26:44I can't.
26:45I can't.
26:46I can't.
26:47I can't.
26:48I can't.
26:49I can't.
26:50I can't.
26:51I can't.
26:52I can't.
26:53I can't.
26:54I can't.
26:55I can't.
26:56I can't.
26:57I can't.
26:58I can't.
26:59I can't.
27:00I can't.
27:01I can't.
27:03Everybody hin-
27:04Nobody knows how I'd be.
27:05She talks kinda lazy
27:07People say she's crazy
27:10And her life's a mystery
27:13Oh, what love rose
27:16Well, but rosemary and gold
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