The Lesbian Homie - Season 3 Episode 09
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00:00He called me E while we was fucking.
00:02This nigga is a moron.
00:04What the fuck is wrong with him?
00:06Everything.
00:07You ever be having sex,
00:08and they call you someone else's name mid-session?
00:10Huh? That was random as hell.
00:13You and E started beefing again
00:15when we was hooping the other day, right?
00:17And then you saw her coming out of Brie's house.
00:20Okay, and?
00:21I think you fucked Bruce just to spite E.
00:25Call me the hood, Nancy Drew,
00:27because the bitch be solving the case, okay?
00:29It makes sense now.
00:31What makes sense?
00:32How'd it go from ignoring me one day
00:34to all up on my bumper throwing me the panty draws the next?
00:37Look, E, me and Amber,
00:39we've been messing around for a couple years now.
00:41I mean, not seriously, but...
00:43I mean, well, technically a couple months ago
00:45when we finally made it official.
00:47And you just telling me right now?
00:49I mean, at some point we gotta grow up, right?
00:51Well, this is me growing up.
00:53Sounds like you dealing with gay bitches that ain't really gay.
00:56And you think it's because of you.
00:57I know it's because of me.
00:58They want me.
00:59I ain't gonna tell you again.
01:03The fuck?
01:05Hey, what you want, bro?
01:07Thanks.
01:08I'm trippin'.
01:09I'm a dick.
01:10I want a taste.
01:11I want a taste.
01:12Goddamn, I want you.
01:13And you want me too.
01:14I want a taste, babe.
01:15I want a taste.
01:17There's a word that's so smooth.
01:19And if I just like you.
01:20I want a taste, babe.
01:21I want a taste.
01:22I want a taste.
01:23There's a word that's so smooth.
01:24And if I just like you.
01:25I want a taste, babe.
01:26I want a taste.
01:28I want a taste.
01:29I want a taste.
01:30There's a word that's so smooth.
01:31And if I just like you.
01:33I want a taste, babe.
01:34I want a taste.
01:35I want a taste.
01:36I want a taste.
01:37I want a taste.
01:38I want a taste.
01:40I want a taste.
01:41The silky, silky smooth on my lips.
01:50And all of that box and messages.
01:55Only I can hear.
01:58And the way you open up in my hands.
02:03See, I'll never let you like a fool.
02:08I'll take my time enjoying you.
02:12I'll roll it up.
02:14Pull it up.
02:16Break it down.
02:17Take your time.
02:18Slow it up.
02:19Don't you know?
02:21I'm grown enough to know what's up.
02:24It's if you're like, it's kinda slow, babe.
02:26Yeah, damn, I want you.
02:29And you want me too.
02:32I want a taste, babe.
02:35I want a taste.
02:37I want a taste.
02:47Look, bro.
02:48I ain't gay.
02:49Yeah, I ain't gay either.
02:51Yeah, alright.
02:52Yeah, alright.
02:53Nigga, you kiss me.
02:55Nigga, you kiss me back.
02:57Hey man, you can't tell Tracy about this.
03:10Oh, fuck.
03:12Yeah, yeah, oh fuck.
03:13Don't get no guilty conscience either and tell her.
03:16Nigga, I ain't telling her nothing.
03:17Matter of fact, you don't tell nobody shit.
03:20You think I'm gonna tell somebody what happened here tonight?
03:23I don't know.
03:24You might have a big ass mouth, bro.
03:27Man, nigga.
03:28You not talking about no big ass mouth.
03:34Yes, exactly.
03:35Get the fuck out of my bed, bro.
03:37Nigga, you sure?
03:38Yeah.
03:39All right, man.
03:40Fuck out of here.
03:41Fuck out of here, bro.
03:42All right.
03:49Hey, bro.
03:50For real.
03:51You can't say shit to nobody.
03:54Man, I'm locking this shit up in a vault and throwing away the key.
03:57We good, fam.
03:59Okay, cool.
04:00All right, hold on.
04:01Let me, let me fix your hand.
04:06Hey, what you doing, bro?
04:07I'm just making sure you're straight.
04:15Hey, what you doing here?
04:18What?
04:19Nah.
04:20Hell nah.
04:22Fuck no.
04:27Y'all something else.
04:29What?
04:30Look, we didn't even do nothing.
04:32The fact that you just said that lets me know that you did.
04:37The fuck?
04:40How?
04:41What?
04:42Sure.
04:48Oh, no.
04:51The fuck I did want me to smell you.
04:52Oh, no
04:54No.
04:55Oh, no, he's in here today.
04:57The whole thing is all about me.
04:59Oh no, my god?
05:01Is that a dream
05:07You're busy?
05:24I was just knocking out some work online, but I'm just going to head out, you know?
05:30Davion, I'm going to ask you some questions and I'm going to need you to be completely honest
05:42with me.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Yeah, whatever.
05:45Just ask it.
05:46I'll be 100% honest, baby.
05:47And I'll answer it truthfully.
05:55How did you meet her?
05:57We was at Club Remix, celebrating Ronnie's birthday last year.
06:05She gave me her number, but I never used it because by that time I was living right.
06:12So you just kept her number?
06:15Nah, I never kept it nor used it.
06:18I ran into her at the liquor store across the street from Jelani's house after we broke
06:21out.
06:28How am I supposed to trust you?
06:30Selena, you can trust me.
06:34Because we pinky swore.
06:36And that shit meant something to me.
06:39I smashed Vonette before we made up at Jelani's house.
06:43I ghosted her.
06:46And then she called you.
06:51So, have you slept with any other girls in the past two years?
07:00It's been that many girls?
07:09Nah, baby.
07:10I got to think straight so I know how to...
07:14Hey.
07:16You talking about after Katori?
07:17I'm talking about after Katori, up until now.
07:21Nah.
07:22Only with Vonette.
07:24And that was only after I caught you with that stud bitch, Ruth.
07:31Reese?
07:32Yeah, her.
07:34Hey, and for the record, baby, I didn't cheat.
07:40My biggest mistake was not telling you after we met up.
07:44That'll never happen again.
07:47So next time you just gonna tell me when you cheat?
07:50There ain't gonna be no next time, baby.
07:52I ain't fucking up no more.
07:54That's on everything I love, baby.
07:57Selena.
08:00You my heart.
08:03I don't know what I'd do without you, baby.
08:05I ain't fucking up no more.
08:11Okay.
08:14Okay?
08:15Okay.
08:20Can I come...
08:21Can I come sit over there by you?
08:24Boy, come on.
08:37You smell good?
08:40I know.
08:44Selena.
08:45I need you to know that I'm never gonna hide nothing from you again.
08:50And that I'm gonna be transparent from here on out.
08:56You promise?
08:59I love you.
09:00I love you.
09:01I love you, too.
09:02Come here.
09:03I love you.
09:04I love you, too.
09:05Come here.
09:06You feel so good.
09:07Bruce, it ain't even what it looked like.
09:14What?
09:17Oh, come on!
09:25I know you believe you.
09:27But I'm sure you need to understand.
09:28You know you don't want to run.
09:29I love you, too.
09:30It looked so good.
09:33Wow.
09:44What you doing?
09:45Stand still.
09:51I know that smell and that taste.
09:54Bro, I have some chips.
09:56That's your corner these days?
09:57That's your new nickname?
09:59No.
09:59That's Stoochie.
10:04What the fuck?
10:04Hey, nah.
10:06Bruce.
10:06Hey, stop.
10:09Y'all motherfuckers is backwards.
10:11What the fuck is going on?
10:12Wait.
10:13No, I don't want to hear shit.
10:15How the fuck can y'all fuck?
10:20How does this even make sense?
10:22Ain't this against the rules for y'all?
10:24Hey, can I?
10:24Hey, no.
10:26Stop.
10:27Don't say shit.
10:27I ain't never experienced nothing like this in my life.
10:33I should write a book.
10:36Stud to Stud Love.
10:39Nah, fuck that.
10:40Gay Watch.
10:43No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:45Dyke Writer.
10:47Yeah, that's the one.
10:49Look, we just...
10:50Nah, y'all ain't just do nothing.
10:52Okay?
10:53It don't make no sense and it don't even matter no more.
10:56Matter of fact, I'm glad you're here, E.
10:58Because I got something to say to both of y'all.
11:02Like I said, a lot of this is my fault.
11:04All right?
11:05I fell for two different women on two separate occasions.
11:08And y'all ain't really available to me.
11:10I gotta eat that.
11:12And I shouldn't have pressed y'all.
11:14Me and you had this talk already.
11:15And E, I shouldn't have came up to you
11:18when you was wearing that dress
11:19and asked you about your situation
11:21because I knew you was gay.
11:23But you was looking yam-tastic
11:24and I couldn't help myself.
11:26With the heavy poke out and all that.
11:28And I shouldn't have slid your homegirls
11:30after I slid you.
11:31That's on me.
11:31Damn, nigga.
11:32How many lesbians did you smash?
11:34Like four.
11:35Four.
11:40Hold on.
11:40Don't do that.
11:41And I'm not finished.
11:44E, I'm sorry for the confusion, all right?
11:47My bad.
11:48I mean, you good.
11:52And Reese, I should have been
11:53stopped fucking with you.
11:55But once again, I'm a slave to the ends.
11:58No matter how close we get,
12:00something keeps pushing us apart.
12:02You're right.
12:04Hold on, hold on.
12:05Y'all both agreeing too motherfucking fast.
12:08Like I'm the only one that's been tripping
12:09these last few months.
12:10And y'all just fucked.
12:11We was just agreeing with what you were saying.
12:13Yeah.
12:14I like the direction you was going in.
12:15Fuck all that, man.
12:16Y'all made y'all choices too.
12:18E, I didn't come knocking on your door
12:19to ask you to pipe you.
12:21You did that shit.
12:23And Reese, I know I pressed you
12:24and circumstances led to us
12:26getting to know each other.
12:27But you started acting weird.
12:29Getting drunk and getting mad
12:30when I just smashed you
12:31after DC's party.
12:34Not to mention that
12:35both of y'all came to my house recently
12:36to get heavy meat dropped off
12:38on y'all SLs.
12:39SLs?
12:40Stud, Lawrence.
12:41But y'all get the point.
12:42Nigga, you called me her name.
12:43What?
12:44He called me your name.
12:48Yeah, about that.
12:49I'm stupid.
12:50I clearly don't need to be juggling
12:53two women at the same time.
12:54And I come to find that out the hard way.
12:57And I figured it out.
12:58The only reason why you double back, E,
13:00is because you saw me with Reese.
13:02And you thought she was taking me from you.
13:04But you never really had me
13:06because you never really wanted me.
13:08And that's okay.
13:09Nah, I actually doubled back
13:11because she was messing with one of my little baddies.
13:13I know you ain't talking about Brie.
13:16Yeah, I'm talking about Brie.
13:17Everybody knows them my hips.
13:19So what the fuck was Tracy to you?
13:20Look, both of them were special to me, Teresa.
13:26My sister just ain't a chick on your roster, effervescence.
13:30And you started all that shit with Brie.
13:31You was dirty macking me and fucking my shit up.
13:34Yeah, but you've been hating on me since high school.
13:36Man, get over that shit.
13:37You just mad because your bitch chose me.
13:39Yeah, right.
13:39Hold the fuck up.
13:41E stands for effervescence.
13:43The fuck is an effervescence?
13:45My name, nigga.
13:47And you trifling for that.
13:49I'll never forget how they put that goofy shit in the paper.
13:52Man, you just mad because I got MVP.
13:54Shut the fuck up.
13:57You know what I think?
14:01I feel I was a cool-ass nigga
14:02y'all can get some no-strings-attached dick from.
14:04I was just a fix for y'all.
14:07And that's the pill I gotta swallow.
14:08Pause.
14:10Especially with you, E.
14:11You being territorial with the experimental dick.
14:14How you gonna cock-block me on some other chicks
14:16when you don't even want me?
14:17You just using me to sneak dick.
14:21He told you.
14:22And I'm gonna tell you something, too.
14:24I thought you liked me.
14:25Especially when you came to my crib
14:26pouring out your heart.
14:28Until E popped up fucking up the vibe.
14:30But I guess you got embarrassed
14:31and figured it was best just to disappear.
14:34I ain't know it was that easy to move on.
14:37I ain't got time for the inconsistent behavior.
14:40And for the record,
14:41I need both of y'all to know this.
14:42I ain't no buster.
14:43Somebody said you was a buster.
14:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, you was.
14:47Oh, y'all was thinking it.
14:48The fuck?
14:49Look, this little situation we had was cool.
14:56Nah, it was fire.
14:59But, uh, I'm moving on.
15:01I made an unconscious decision
15:03to be done with both of y'all.
15:05I'm not gonna call y'all,
15:07text, nothing like that.
15:08And don't come to my house
15:09asking for no meat.
15:11I'm not coming to y'all crib
15:12asking for no meat.
15:13Nothing like that.
15:14Booty meat, that is.
15:15If y'all see me in traffic,
15:17hit me with the deuces
15:18and keep it pushing.
15:19Ain't no beef,
15:20but we done.
15:21I don't care how thick
15:30and yam-tastic y'all are,
15:31don't show up to my crib.
15:33Please.
15:34Because I might not
15:35not let y'all in.
15:42And I don't want that to happen.
15:45So leave me be.
15:47It's over.
15:51And I ain't no buster.
16:01Yeah, I nigga, a buster.
16:02Big buster.
16:04Hey, you think you're gonna
16:04tell somebody?
16:05Word to mother.
16:07Listen quick.
16:09You're about to lose you.
16:12I ain't playing no more game.
16:15Let me make this clear and plain.
16:18Boom.
16:21You cut both women off.
16:24Reese and Eve.
16:25Cold turkey, Dr. G.
16:26I'm officially done
16:27with both of them.
16:28All right?
16:28Or anybody of their kind.
16:30Hmm.
16:31I'm guessing by their kind,
16:34you mean lesbians.
16:35Absolutely.
16:36From here on out,
16:37I'm only smashing
16:37straight dugout.
16:41So what did we learn?
16:42Other than never
16:43smashing stud box again,
16:45I learned,
16:46I can see how it feels
16:48to be used
16:49as a piece of meat.
16:50You know?
16:51I was just meat to them.
16:54And typically,
16:54I wouldn't have a problem
16:55with that entirely.
16:58But when feelings get involved,
17:01these can get weird
17:02when you're being irresponsible
17:04with the meat you give.
17:05Or in their case,
17:06receiving.
17:08It's actually really profound.
17:09I know, right?
17:11All these years,
17:12I've been running these treats
17:12blinded to the yams.
17:14I know I need a deeper connection
17:16with these women.
17:17All right?
17:18Like, the yam is just great.
17:20Heavily gifted buns.
17:22I love that.
17:23But really, really,
17:24deep down the side,
17:25who are you behind the thickness?
17:28Like, who is she
17:28wrapped up in all that deliciousness?
17:31I get it.
17:32I get it.
17:33Look, good job, brother.
17:35It is my life's mission
17:36to make sure I help society
17:38see the fault in our actions.
17:40And by introducing accountability,
17:42we can move on
17:43and become truly
17:44emotionally mature human beings.
17:46Right, right.
17:47Make my funk
17:48the P-funk as well.
17:50This therapy shit
17:51low-key work, bro.
17:53That it do.
17:55Yeah.
17:57No more boxer sex.
17:59Yo, Dr. G,
18:00can I get some chips?
18:02I'll get you a bag.
18:03All right, for sure.
18:10So, what's up, bro?
18:32Shit, chillin', you know.
18:34You ain't been here
18:38in a minute, huh?
18:39I know, right?
18:41Hey, where your sister's at?
18:43She ain't here, nigga.
18:44You stuck with me.
18:47Oh, all right.
18:52So, what's up, Nay?
18:54I haven't seen you in a minute.
18:55Feels like you've been avoiding me.
18:56Nah, nah.
19:00I just, I've been busy.
19:02You know I got
19:03that new assistant coaching position
19:05I told you about?
19:06And we got some
19:08ballers on the team, yo.
19:10You gotta come watch us play.
19:12They nice?
19:13Yeah.
19:14I pull up.
19:16For sure.
19:16But wait,
19:19that still doesn't explain
19:20why you've been so distant.
19:24Bro,
19:26you been acting weird.
19:29Hella weird.
19:30And you know
19:31what I'm talking about, too.
19:35What about Sam and Chris?
19:37I bet you ain't tell them shit.
19:39Oh, I've been on
19:40they heads, too.
19:41Absolutely.
19:42But with them,
19:43it was a
19:44one-time offense.
19:46I thought it was
19:47a one-time thing
19:48with you and Green Mile,
19:50but word around town is
19:52you been dabbing
19:54in dick for months.
19:56First of all,
19:57he don't look like
19:58the dude from Green Mile.
20:00You defending this, nigga?
20:02Wow.
20:04Man, nah.
20:06And it wasn't months.
20:08It was a few,
20:10maybe a couple
20:11of a handful of times.
20:13But that shit's over with.
20:16Are you sure?
20:18Did you say it was over
20:20or did he?
20:24Exactly.
20:28See, you know too much.
20:30You need to stop talking
20:31to my sister.
20:33Never.
20:35Amber's my little birdie.
20:37Especially when I need
20:38to keep tabs on you.
20:41You know my sister
20:42ain't ever gonna
20:42give you nothing, right?
20:44Man, I know.
20:46Especially now that
20:47she done got with
20:47Lil Tay's ass.
20:50Damn.
20:51You know it was supposed
20:53to be me sweeping
20:53her off her feet.
20:55Yeah, alright, nigga.
20:57How you dealing with it?
20:58I guess I'm okay
21:02with it.
21:04Tay seems like he's serious.
21:05That nigga ain't serious.
21:07But Amber is.
21:09So she'll keep
21:09that nigga in check.
21:12So I guess I can
21:13give him my blessing.
21:15They gonna do
21:15this shit anyway.
21:20So...
21:21Y'all gonna have
21:22matching husbands?
21:23Damn, cut me some slack, bro.
21:25You act like every lesbian
21:26ain't never been
21:27with a nigga before.
21:28So it's just you
21:29and Young and Mae, huh?
21:37You know,
21:38after all these years,
21:40I never asked you,
21:41have you been
21:42with a nigga before?
21:44What the fuck, bro?
21:47Renee.
21:48Renee.
21:50Renee.
21:52You fucked a nigga before?
21:54Nigga don't say
21:54that shit out loud.
21:56Nigga, it's just
21:57you and me here.
21:58It's the principle
21:59of the thing.
22:01Damn.
22:03I knew it.
22:04You got way
22:05too much ass
22:06and never had
22:06no dick before.
22:07Bro, pause.
22:10Man, fuck all that.
22:11You giving me
22:12all this shit
22:13about messing with Bruce.
22:14Yeah,
22:15cause you grown
22:16taking dick.
22:16I mean,
22:18I was hella young
22:18when it happened
22:19to me,
22:19like a teenager.
22:21Da fuck?
22:25So?
22:27So what?
22:29So what happened?
22:30Man,
22:31I'm not trying
22:31to relive that shit.
22:33Nah, fuck all that.
22:34You better tell me
22:34what happened.
22:35Okay, um,
22:39it was the summer
22:40coming up to ninth grade.
22:42I was trying
22:43to figure out
22:43what I was into.
22:45I did the shit.
22:46Shit was whack.
22:48Never did the shit again
22:49in the story.
22:52Although,
22:53weird thing was,
22:56I actually liked Lamont.
22:59His name was Lamont.
23:01But I think
23:02the reason I liked him
23:03is cause he was feminine.
23:05Like,
23:06nigga was a whole ass
23:06bitch sometimes.
23:09Oh,
23:10this shit is hilarious.
23:12Yeah,
23:12he was like a,
23:13he was like a little
23:13chocolate prince.
23:15He was soft,
23:17pretty as fuck.
23:19Mm-hmm.
23:21Yeah.
23:23So what happened?
23:25Nigga,
23:25whole ass daddy
23:26moved him and his family
23:27down to Florida.
23:28Lamont gay now.
23:32How you know that?
23:34We friends on Facebook.
23:37Oh,
23:37that's what's up.
23:38Wait,
23:39so does that mean
23:40you gay or straight?
23:43Nigga,
23:43shut the fuck up.
23:45You take dick.
23:48Yeah.
23:51To be honest,
23:52I really wasn't
23:53emotionally attached to Bruce.
23:56It was more like
23:57a territory thing with him.
24:00Like he was
24:01one of my females.
24:06I really don't like sharing.
24:09Unless it's me
24:10that's getting shared.
24:12But even then,
24:13that shit can get
24:13a little tricky
24:14when you have feelings
24:15for somebody.
24:15You know?
24:17Oh,
24:17okay,
24:18okay.
24:19So you can finally admit it.
24:21Player of the year
24:22ass E out here
24:24in these streets
24:24catching feelings.
24:27What?
24:29I still keep it
24:30player though.
24:31Because my heart
24:32still don't go
24:32pissy-pap
24:33for no brat.
24:34You feel me?
24:35Forever pimpin',
24:36never slippin'
24:36player.
24:37That's what it is.
24:38Church.
24:39Church.
24:39Oh,
24:40speaking of,
24:42you remember
24:43them volleyball chicks
24:44I met from state?
24:45Oh, yeah.
24:47One of them
24:47hits your boy up.
24:48You trying to be
24:49my wingman tonight?
24:50Oh,
24:50for show.
24:53You know I'm with it.
24:54That's what I'm talking about.
24:56But whatever you do,
24:57don't go falling in love.
24:58Shut the fuck up.
24:59Hey,
24:59I'm dead ass
25:00because apparently
25:00you out here
25:01falling in love
25:02with everybody.
25:03Man,
25:03bro,
25:03go home.
25:04Go get ready.
25:05Hey,
25:05if I'm lying,
25:06I'm flying, man.
25:07I'll be ready
25:07in an hour.
25:08All right.
25:08Did I lie though?
25:10Did I lie?
25:11No,
25:11you ain't lie.
25:11Exactly.
25:12Why gosh?
25:32Reese,
25:32you hardheaded
25:33than the motherfucker.
25:35We just talked
25:36about this last night.
25:37What are you doing?
25:39I just want to talk.
25:40That's the thing.
25:41We did that already
25:42last night.
25:43You feel me?
25:44We all agreed
25:45that we wasn't
25:46going to do this no more.
25:47I was done with you.
25:48You done with me.
25:49He done with me as well.
25:51I just got some things
25:52I want to say to you
25:53without her here.
25:54It don't really matter
25:55to be honest
25:56because we done.
25:57Remember,
25:57we're done all the way.
25:59Finished.
26:00I even erased
26:01your number on my phone
26:02to keep it 100.
26:05So you're not
26:05going to let me in?
26:06No,
26:07I'm not letting you in.
26:08I was serious last night.
26:09I just got some things
26:10I want to say to you
26:11and then I'll dick.
26:13For real.
26:14No,
26:14I'm not letting you in.
26:16Whatever you got to say,
26:17you're going to say here
26:17right at the door.
26:21Bro.
26:34Come on, man.
26:35Look,
26:45I ain't giving you no meat
26:47so don't even think about it.
26:48Ain't nobody trying to fuck.
26:49I just want to talk to you.
26:51Ever thinking about
26:52picking up a phone?
26:53You and E love
26:54pulling up unannounced and shit.
26:56Yo,
26:56just give me five minutes.
26:58Five minutes.
26:59All right,
26:59go.
27:00And don't be trying to
27:01seduce me and shit
27:01wearing the tight-ass jeans.
27:03You ain't slick.
27:04Look,
27:05I wasn't in the right space
27:07to say what was on my mind
27:08the other night.
27:10But I've been thinking.
27:11Like I said before,
27:12it don't matter, Reese.
27:13All right?
27:13We done.
27:14That's fine.
27:15But I still need to say my piece.
27:17Say your piece, Reese.
27:22You got some things wrong
27:23about me last night.
27:25My intentions were different
27:26than E's
27:27because I actually started
27:28to really like you.
27:31But I've been replaying
27:32the scenario in my head
27:33over and over again.
27:38What if we tried to do this?
27:41Like,
27:41what if we really tried
27:42to be together?
27:43What would that even look like?
27:46And no matter how many times
27:47I think about it,
27:49I come to the same conclusion.
27:51What conclusion?
27:53I'll never be what you want, Bruce.
27:55What am I supposed to start wearing?
27:57Dresses and skirts for you?
27:59I mean,
28:00well,
28:01you did it before.
28:02I wear dresses
28:02to please my mom.
28:04And I wore that dress
28:05to get you to come to dinner.
28:07Remember our second date?
28:08I wore that
28:09because you requested it.
28:11You're right.
28:15I did.
28:16Keep it a buck.
28:18I don't wear panties, bro.
28:21I wear briefs.
28:23I don't do heels.
28:25I fuck with Jordans.
28:28My favorite kicks
28:29are the penny ones
28:29with the blue Nike check.
28:32Yeah, them fire.
28:34Exactly.
28:35So,
28:36how could this ever really work?
28:38I would be lying
28:42if I said I didn't like you
28:43because I do.
28:46But I like women, too.
28:48Nah.
28:50I like women more.
28:54And to be honest,
28:56I ain't built
28:57to be nobody's girlfriend.
28:58Not even yours, my nigga.
28:59Yeah, I feel you.
29:04You couldn't be my girl
29:05calling me your nigga.
29:06That's why I came here.
29:09I feel like you deserve
29:10to really know how I feel.
29:12And that I didn't intend
29:13to bring you into any drama.
29:15Because that's not me either.
29:20Alright.
29:22I respect it.
29:24So we good?
29:26Yeah, we good.
29:27So what now?
29:31We could be homies.
29:34Homies.
29:35So what we gonna do?
29:35Pound it out?
29:36Pause, my nigga.
29:38There you go with that shit.
29:39I'm just fucking with you.
29:48You know your titties on me, right?
29:50Can't help that fam.
29:52Thanks.
29:52You right.
29:54Yo, bro,
29:55what the fuck?
29:57Fuck no.
29:58Yo, check this out,
29:59Mr. Bitch.
30:00Yo, yo, man, chill, bro.
30:01Keep you
30:02and that stoochie
30:04away from my friend.
30:06What the fuck is a stoochie?
30:08It's a stud coochie.
30:09That's what you got.
30:10Hard pussy.
30:11So keep you
30:12and your mannest ways
30:13away from the homie.
30:15Jason, calm down, nigga.
30:16Nah, Bruce,
30:17I can't keep letting you
30:18do this to yourself.
30:18And if I continue
30:19to allow you to go down
30:21this aggressive,
30:22lesbian path,
30:23I wouldn't be the homie.
30:24You're dating women
30:26that want to be men.
30:28Full men.
30:29D.C.
30:30And it's weird, nigga.
30:32And you,
30:33look at you.
30:36You switch from men
30:37to women
30:38to acting like a man.
30:39To get with a man?
30:40That's gay as fuck.
30:43Jason.
30:44What?
30:45This ain't that, bruh.
30:46She came over here
30:47to tell me that she done
30:47stink-dicking.
30:48Alright?
30:49We done.
30:49Yeah, nigga.
30:50The fuck is wrong with you?
30:52She was about to leave, man.
30:53I'm about to walk her to the door
30:54because we going out tonight
30:55still, right?
30:57Yeah.
30:59Oh.
31:01Well.
31:07Pleasure to have met
31:08your acquaintance.
31:09My name is Jason Saunders.
31:10Mama, nigga.
31:10I met you already
31:11at this nigga house.
31:13Yeah.
31:14Remember?
31:14A couple weeks ago?
31:16Liz was over.
31:17Maurice and his wife.
31:18You was all mad
31:19about Lachelle.
31:20You left.
31:22Oh, wait.
31:24When I seen Bruce
31:25at that party,
31:25he was with a bad bitch.
31:27Yeah, nigga.
31:28That was me.
31:30No.
31:31I met you
31:32at Laced Shoe Store.
31:33Nigga.
31:34That was me too,
31:35dumbass.
31:36Bruce.
31:37Jason,
31:40stop thinking, bro,
31:41before you pass out.
31:42Listen,
31:42you got to excuse
31:43my brother Jason here.
31:45He's malnutrition
31:45about the mouth in the mind.
31:48But I hear you
31:49in a market for an SC.
31:51I think I can be
31:52that guy for you.
31:53What the fuck
31:54is an SC?
31:56It's a stunt cock.
31:57Nigga.
31:57You know,
31:58somebody that comes,
31:59gives you pleasure,
32:00chewing your lady friends,
32:01with no strings attached.
32:02Another reason
32:04why this shit
32:05wouldn't work
32:05is because
32:06these niggas
32:07weird as fuck.
32:09I'ma holler at you.
32:10Watch out, nigga.
32:12Move.
32:17Dick.
32:18Yeah, I know.
32:18The fuck is wrong
32:19with y'all niggas, man?
32:20She fella
32:21didn't shake my hand.
32:22Yeah, I wouldn't shake
32:22neither one of y'all hands.
32:24It's my last time
32:24hanging with y'all.
32:27Just saying, man.
32:28So, can you get ready?
32:29Baby, I'm all crazy for you.
32:32I put it on the line,
32:34baby, girl,
32:34cause it's nothing you lose.
32:38Tell you, girl,
32:39cause it's nothing you prove.
32:42So, when we get together,
32:43baby, girl,
32:44just me and you.
32:46Just me and you.
32:48Just me and you.
32:48Baby, baby,
32:49I'm going to slide up.
32:51I got a low spot,
32:52a little hide-up.
32:53If you're playing this game,
32:54you're going to time out.
32:56And if you ain't doing it,
32:57you're going to find out.
32:58So, baby,
32:59come by and slide with me.
33:01And please don't hide yourself from me.
33:03Cause I'm going to do it right
33:04like I'm supposed to.
33:05I'm in it all night
33:07like I'm supposed to.
33:08Baby, I'm going to praise you for you.
33:13To the max.
33:14to the max.
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