The Lesbian Homie - Season 3 Episode 10
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00:00You got a big ass mouth, bro.
00:01You're not talking about no big ass mouth.
00:06Look, we didn't even do nothing.
00:08The fact that you just said that
00:10lets me know that you did.
00:12I'm gonna ask you some questions
00:13and I'm gonna make you to be
00:15completely honest with me.
00:19Ain't no beef,
00:20but we done.
00:24Alright?
00:26Alright.
00:27So what did we learn?
00:28Other than never smash a stud box again?
00:31I learned.
00:33I can see how it feels to be used
00:35as a piece of meat.
00:37It's actually really profound.
00:39You been dabbing in dick for months!
00:41Maybe a couple of handful of times.
00:44That shit's over with.
00:47Reese, you hard-headed than the motherfucker.
00:50I just want to talk.
00:51Say your piece, Reese.
00:52My intentions were different than E's
00:54because I actually started to really like you.
00:57So what now?
00:58We could be homies.
01:02Homies.
01:05Yo, bro, what the fuck?
01:08Hey, baby.
01:20I know, but I'm still gonna go to the defense
01:25because damn, brother, I'm so glad.
01:26Why are you staring at me?
01:28Can you mute the TV?
01:31For what?
01:33I need to tell you something real quick.
01:35I mean, I'm just asking questions.
01:37Are you still in training?
01:39What the hell?
01:41Hey, relax, baby.
01:42It's nothing bad.
01:44Okay.
01:44The days of you receiving bad news from me is over with.
01:50You worry too much.
01:52Well, I have been a bit emotional lately.
01:56Yeah, I understand.
01:58Them days over, too.
01:59What I'm about to tell you is about to bring positive emotions.
02:02Oh, good.
02:04What is it?
02:06Me and Jelani just got approved for the loans.
02:10Oh, my God!
02:11Hey, hey, hey, relax, the baby.
02:13I'm fine.
02:14I'm fine.
02:14I'm fine.
02:15Oh.
02:16Oh.
02:18I'm so proud of you.
02:21Thank you.
02:23You deserve it.
02:25So, this means you get a tow truck?
02:29Well, what we got, we got enough for three trucks and a garage.
02:32Oh, my God.
02:34This is amazing.
02:36No.
02:38You're amazing.
02:39Am I now?
02:41Absolutely.
02:42We're amazing.
02:45Yes, we are.
02:50Now, relax.
02:51Lay down.
02:52Kick your feet up.
02:52I keep telling you I'm okay.
02:54Yeah, but that's my baby girl in there, and I need her to come out well done.
02:59You act like she a steak.
03:01No, she a rotisserie chicken.
03:03What?
03:04Yeah.
03:04I can't wait for her to come out.
03:06We'll go roller skating.
03:08Oh.
03:08Skydiving.
03:10That's my baby.
03:12Selena, I love you.
03:17I love you, too, Davion.
03:22So, what you watching?
03:23Oh, okay.
03:24So, this is my favorite show.
03:26So, she sleeping with her cousin, baby daddy.
03:29Now, at the last party, she was acting on a stank or whatever, but he was sitting over
03:33on the couch, and she came in, like, wearing a sundress, and, oh, my God, he couldn't stop
03:37staring at her.
03:38And I'm like, I already knew what was going to happen.
03:42Can't fight the way I feel.
03:44You got me in my feel.
03:49How your knees doing?
03:49Because this is going to need a replacement.
03:52You're going to need a replacement.
03:53Ah, this game, ain't it, little nigga?
03:59Man, shit, this is fun.
04:00Talk about a little shrimp.
04:01Ah, ah.
04:02Duh, come on now.
04:03Hey, Reese.
04:04Hey, good screen.
04:04Thank you for using them titties as airbags.
04:06All day.
04:08Hey, go have a seat.
04:12Hey, I almost didn't make it.
04:14But, uh, which one of y'all tired so I can take y'all place?
04:18E, what up?
04:19Man, hell no, nigga.
04:20I'm still running.
04:22Max, what's up?
04:23Hell no, nigga.
04:26Reese, let me get in.
04:27Hell no, nigga.
04:28I'm on the court.
04:29Man, y'all niggas bullshitting right now, man.
04:33No, I'm just fucking with you, my nigga.
04:35I got to head out anyway.
04:36You can have my spot.
04:37Max, you a real one.
04:38All right, big bet.
04:39I'm going to see y'all later.
04:43All right, I'm about to stretch.
04:45Y'all niggas better get ready to win five more.
04:47Yeah.
04:50So how long it's going to take y'all to get y'all win back?
04:52Y'all ready to get in this work?
04:54What?
04:55Nigga, we finna bust y'all asses.
04:58Who you?
04:58Baby, you easy work.
05:00Exactly.
05:01Matter of fact, I got you, Sam.
05:03We going to see.
05:04They don't call me the ankle breaker for nothing.
05:06Yeah, all right.
05:07Okay.
05:08Yeah, you niggas warm up.
05:10Brent.
05:11Win or lose, it's going to be my last game.
05:14Oh, we going to win.
05:15It's easy because it's trash, but I'm doing two after this.
05:19You want to grab afterwards?
05:21Talking about food?
05:23Hey, man, you a nasty ass nigga, man.
05:24For sure.
05:26Hey, y'all ready, nigga?
05:28Let's ball up.
05:29Baby, come on.
05:41We about to be late.
05:42I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
05:44Not why my lip's gone.
05:46Oh, why are you pushing me?
05:49Robert?
05:51Yes, baby?
05:53What are you doing?
05:54Nadia, I finally got you and I ain't never letting you go.
05:58I love your company and I want to get you something.
06:11A key?
06:14Yeah.
06:15Hey, baby, this is a big step for me.
06:23Don't stand there and act like you wasn't just on a bended knee.
06:26I was.
06:28Right.
06:28And usually when a nigga gets on one knee, he's not handing out a key.
06:34You thought I was about to propose or something?
06:37Nigga, you got on one knee.
06:42You did that shit on purpose.
06:43I did.
06:47Oh, so you was trying to tease me.
06:51If I ain't mistaking, you looked a little shook when I reached in my pocket.
06:55Uh, yeah, it's a little soon for proposals, don't you think?
06:59Yeah, it's a little soon.
07:01But now that I know you was joking, I kind of feel some kind of way.
07:04Oh, you do, huh?
07:05Mm-hmm.
07:07Trying to be my wife?
07:09No, you're saying a little.
07:12Too soon to tell?
07:13Mm-hmm.
07:15Well, in the meantime, between time, now you got a key to my place.
07:22I don't know.
07:22You sure about this?
07:23I don't want to walk in on you and some company.
07:26The only entertainment I need is in my arms right now.
07:29Nah, you know I'm going to have to speed unless we're going to miss these reservations.
07:36Oh, shit.
07:37I know, I know.
07:39You got to buckle up.
07:40Call me speed racer.
07:41Ain't no right to get you there.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:44What up, Buddha?
07:51What's up, Big Bird?
07:52You here early.
07:54Yeah.
07:55I spent the night.
08:00Okay, so move, nigga.
08:01Big E.
08:08That's good.
08:09Since when you start locking doors?
08:11Oh, that wasn't me.
08:12I did.
08:13We don't want no axe murderers busting up in here.
08:16My baby do care about me.
08:18Well, since doors are getting locked, I should get a key, too.
08:22Why you think that?
08:23Well, Amber got a key, so I should have a key.
08:26Well, Amber has a key because she's my woman.
08:29And she's going to be over here a lot.
08:31I'll be over here a lot, too, nigga.
08:32You ain't got a key because you have a history of popping up at niggas' houses unannounced.
08:37And we might be in here fucking.
08:40Chill, baby, damn.
08:42I don't want to know I'm out of business.
08:43Hey, y'all about to make a nigga throw up.
08:46Oh, yeah?
08:46He had me up against that wall last night.
08:49The fuck?
08:50Damn, babe, I told you about that.
08:51That's still my nigga, man.
08:53Hey, man, you fucking up the vibe.
08:56I'm out.
08:57All right, we can get back to fucking now.
09:00Yo, chill.
09:02Hey, you leaving for real?
09:03You just got here.
09:04Hell yeah, that shit weird, man.
09:05I'm out.
09:06Damn, man.
09:07Come on, babe.
09:08What?
09:08I was just playing.
09:09Come on, come on.
09:10For real, get that wall.
09:10I just said it.
09:11I don't remember doing that one.
09:12Come on, turn that ass off, boy.
09:16You know what I just realized?
09:26What's up?
09:28I ain't never asked you about your experience with your stud bunnies.
09:32About what?
09:33Your stud bunnies.
09:34You know, Ian Reese.
09:37What the hell is a stud bunny, DC?
09:39Nigga, them.
09:39There are two studs that you turnt in a temporary beat-em, and they both have voluptuous-ass
09:46frames, like Jessica Rabbit, the thickest bunny of them all.
09:50That's the thing.
09:51Jessica Rabbit was not even a rabbit.
09:53She wasn't no bunny.
09:54She was the chick that was married to Roger Rabbit, hence the last night.
09:57She was white, though.
09:59Why does her being white have to do anything?
10:05Snow bunny.
10:07You're smart.
10:08You stupid.
10:09What are you talking about, bro?
10:10Am I?
10:11Yes.
10:12Really?
10:12Yeah, of course.
10:13They was thick as fuck, bro.
10:15Okay, I got it.
10:16Yeah.
10:16Thicker than straight chicks.
10:18So, how was it?
10:20How was what?
10:21The dig-ins.
10:23The sessions.
10:25The slide-ins, bro.
10:27How was it?
10:28I can imagine it wasn't regular.
10:30Like, it was like something magical.
10:33Not like dealing with regular women.
10:35You know what I'm saying?
10:36DC, they are regular women.
10:39No, they're not.
10:41At least not sexually.
10:43I mean, one didn't even deal with Pike for like, since like a decade ago.
10:47And the other one, she's never been tampered with.
10:53Bruh.
10:54You know, I've never had a grown virgin.
10:58DC, that sounds crazy as hell, man.
11:00Look, you making it weird.
11:03Don't do that.
11:04Don't do that.
11:05I'm talking about 25 plus virgin box.
11:09My last virgin was a teenager, bro.
11:11And I was a teenager, too.
11:14Oh, okay.
11:15Oh, okay.
11:16Oh, all right.
11:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:18All right.
11:19Matter of fact, it was Lantrese.
11:21Lantrese Suarez?
11:23Lantrese Suarez.
11:25Mm, mm, mm.
11:26You smashed Lantrese?
11:28Yeah.
11:29Like eight times.
11:31No, nine.
11:32Nine.
11:33Because I ran into her a couple weeks ago.
11:35Wait a minute.
11:35You kept in touch with Lantrese.
11:37Are you still piping her now?
11:38No, it's not a still piping.
11:40I ran into her.
11:41So it's like reunion pipe.
11:43Old time sex sex.
11:45Is it really?
11:46Yes, it is.
11:49Mexicans and Panamanians have different type of crazies, bro.
11:52All right, man.
11:52I don't even want to know, bro.
11:53Hold on.
11:55Lantrese didn't want to slash your tires to your motorcycle in high school?
11:58Yeah, she did.
11:59And she put chocolate milk in your gas tank, didn't she?
12:02She did that, too.
12:03And she knew what she was doing.
12:05Because part of my rites of passage as a Dominican is having that motorcycle.
12:09She cut my legs off me.
12:10Well, my wheels.
12:12Why?
12:12That's it.
12:13Yeah, why did you?
12:15Hold on.
12:15You and your brothers all did have motorcycles in high school.
12:18Why?
12:19Well, it's a Dominican thing, you know what I mean?
12:21Until we graduate to Daewoo's.
12:24Oh, yeah.
12:24Why was y'all all driving Daewoo's?
12:26We drive Daewoo's and with black tenant windows.
12:29Okay, whatever, dawg.
12:31I just thought that Trees did all that because you smashed her best friend.
12:34Well, that's partially the reason.
12:36Um, but it was mainly because I smashed her first.
12:41No wonder she was acting all crazy with you.
12:43Right.
12:44Because she's Panamanian.
12:45No, nigga, it's not because she's Panamanian.
12:47It's because you took her virginity and then you smashed her best friend.
12:52Hmm.
12:53I mean, I guess that can factor into the equation.
12:55Oh, that can be factored in, huh?
12:57D.C.
12:58This is something really wrong with you, bro.
13:00No, correction.
13:02There was something wrong with me.
13:04I was 16.
13:05What's your excuse?
13:07What are you talking about?
13:08You did the exact same thing, except you currently grown as fuck.
13:13You smashed E.
13:15Right?
13:16And as far as we know, you were her first and only.
13:18Then you went out and smashed her stud buds, Sam and Chris.
13:23Look, I ain't trying to bring up no old shit, bro.
13:26I'm just saying.
13:28When it comes to lesbians, you're well-studied.
13:32You're a studologist.
13:35You're a studist.
13:37So I'm trying to sign up for classes, bro.
13:40Once again, you really...
13:41I'm trying to get tickets for a stud hub.
13:44I'm trying to go to stud land, bro.
13:47I'm trying to get some of this study love.
13:50Give me that study love.
13:54Give me that study love.
13:58Nigga, what...
14:00Stud hub?
14:01Stud land?
14:02What are you talking...
14:03All right.
14:04The study love was fire.
14:05That was good.
14:06But what the fuck are you talking about, man?
14:07Look, man.
14:08I'm just saying there has to be something about lesbian loins that had you all addicted, bro.
14:14You know what I'm saying?
14:16Okay.
14:16Like I told Tay, I wasn't addicted, bro.
14:18Is it the coochie lining?
14:20It got to be the coochie lining.
14:21It's the lining, huh?
14:23You know what it is?
14:24It's because it's tight.
14:24They be having them strapped on so it keeps it tighter.
14:27No, no, no, no.
14:28It's the boxers.
14:29They put the boxers on and it incubates the pussy.
14:33And I know, you know, E used to play a lot of basketball.
14:35So if you take a shower, you know what I'm saying?
14:37She come out.
14:37It's fresh.
14:38If you think about it anatomy-wise, Stubbox is untamed coochie.
14:45It's not touched.
14:46So it's brand new.
14:48It's kosher pussy, bro.
14:50Bam.
14:50I'm just saying.
14:51I can see why you went through so much of it in such short time.
14:56It was probably delicious.
14:58Delicioso.
14:59DC, you took some shrooms before you came over here, huh?
15:02Of course I did.
15:04You know that.
15:05But I'm microdosing, so that's besides the point.
15:07I'm very clear-minded right now.
15:09I'm just trying to say I'm trying to get to this gay sex.
15:12What?
15:13Okay.
15:14That was weird, once again.
15:16But what I'm saying is, you ran through four lesbians within six months.
15:21So that means there must be something profound about them panties.
15:26So, Brandi Norwood, bro.
15:28Brandi Norwood.
15:29What does that even mean, bruh?
15:31I want to be down
15:33With what you're running through, I want to be down
15:41DC, when did we start being friends, bruh?
15:49Are you done?
15:58Are you done?
15:59Are you done?
15:59Yo.
16:00Yo.
16:00Yo.
16:01You got stacks of demand, bruh.
16:03Hey, you better than buying them inside.
16:05I got you.
16:06Yeah.
16:06Hey, you saved money that way.
16:08Right.
16:08Smart.
16:09You probably got real good blood pressure.
16:11It's regulated.
16:13Hey, we good.
16:14Nah, y'all, but look, real talk, what y'all think would have happened if we all played on
16:18the same team in high school?
16:19Ah, shit, that wouldn't even be fair.
16:21I mean, it sounded like an all-star team to me, you feel me?
16:26Yeah, y'all gay as hell.
16:28Okay, Captain Obvious, so are you.
16:31But who would start, though?
16:34Don't all speak at once.
16:36I mean, I don't know about y'all, but ain't nobody taking my spot.
16:40Girl, please.
16:41Now, you know, we both played the three, and I was not gonna come off the bench behind you.
16:45False.
16:46Don't pause that.
16:47Play that.
16:48It's cool.
16:49You know what I'm saying?
16:49Because we could battle it every day in practice, little cutie pie.
16:53I don't mind guarding you up.
16:54You know what I'm saying?
16:56Your skin glowing, by the way.
16:57You know, I just wanted to tell you.
16:59She does not like you.
17:01Okay.
17:02It's always a hater in the bunch.
17:04Anywho, like I was saying, don't forget, though, I started varsity almost all four years.
17:09No, you didn't, bro.
17:11I don't know why you always say that.
17:12Okay, the truth is, you was on the bench and didn't come off that shit till the playoffs.
17:16Right?
17:16Booty hurt?
17:17Booty no.
17:18Wow, really?
17:19But when I came off the bench, what'd I do?
17:22Average nine points as a freshman?
17:24Nah, that's because Keisha got hurt.
17:26Exactly.
17:27One good game, you over here, I'm an all-star.
17:29One good game?
17:30Y'all really gonna play me?
17:31That one game is the reason we made it to the semifinals.
17:34All right.
17:34Can I get my credit?
17:36Dang!
17:37All right.
17:37Outside of that, wasn't nobody stepping on the court that easy.
17:41Not at Paul Revere.
17:41Not with the Savages we was playing with.
17:43It was the same as Stevenson.
17:45Wasn't no freshman starting like that.
17:46Word.
17:47Yeah.
17:48Not even me.
17:50Well, you know, I wasn't gonna say nothing, but...
17:52Ah, here she goes.
17:54What you about to say?
17:55Hey, hey, hey.
17:56Let's not act like a bitch wasn't nice since day one.
17:58No, a bitch been 6'2'' since she was 11.
18:02He's out here grabbing cereals and rebounds simultaneously.
18:05I mean, you're 6'2".
18:06Man, if I was 6'2", fuck the WNBA.
18:10I'm going straight to the lead and just down on the front, like...
18:16You feel me?
18:17She got you, though.
18:18I mean, you big as hell, man.
18:20Damn.
18:21Oh, yeah, that's my speed right there.
18:22Stop that.
18:23That's too much warmer for you.
18:24Is it?
18:26Oh, you crazy.
18:27Anyways.
18:28Anyways.
18:29I'm about to go get those.
18:30Wait, hold on.
18:31I saw her first.
18:32Keep this.
18:33I'm going to go crack her.
18:44And if I don't get her, she's all yours.
18:46Bet.
18:47I'm going to crack her, and if I don't get her, she's all yours.
18:53Bec.
19:02Yo, where the fuck they going?
19:03Man, probably to the movie. We've been out here for 30 minutes. Is the movie ready yet?
19:07Right. Is the white lady up the stairs?
19:08All right, we've got about seven minutes. Let's roll.
19:10Let's go. Here's where the movie is made.
19:16Excuse me.
19:17Shit, my bad, shorty.
19:23I didn't mean to stop your progress, but what's your name?
19:27Hey, uh, my name's Natasha.
19:31Natasha? I like that.
19:35Okay, thank you.
19:38You're welcome.
19:42Oh, my fault. I'm E.
19:44And I'm Reese.
19:45Hi, E and Reese.
19:48What's up?
19:49So, what you about to get into? You about to see a movie by yourself?
19:52No, actually, I'm meeting my date here.
19:54Oh, you on a date?
19:55Yeah, he probably in there getting our tickets right now.
20:00Lucky dude.
20:02I guess so.
20:03Yeah, he must be a special dude to be keeping your attention.
20:06Something like that.
20:07Hey, Reese.
20:12It's good to see y'all.
20:14Yeah, you too.
20:17Right?
20:18It's been a minute.
20:20Indeed it has.
20:20How do y'all know each other?
20:24Oh, um, these are, uh, these are lesbian homies.
20:30Why do you call them that?
20:34Because we're both lesbians.
20:37Back part.
20:38Facts.
20:38All right, we ain't gonna hold y'all much longer.
20:43I know you want to get back to your little date and whatnot.
20:46Thank you.
20:48No doubt.
20:50Y'all make a cute couple.
20:53Appreciate that.
20:55Yeah, Bruce, you gotta get taste.
20:57She a stallion.
20:59Thank you.
21:01Appreciations.
21:02Well, we gonna get on.
21:05What so?
21:07Stay up, Bruce.
21:09Little mama.
21:13Hey, he fucked us, by the way.
21:15What?
21:15What?
21:16I said he lucked up, by the way.
21:18Oh, thank you.
21:26You ready to go?
21:27Wait, Reese.
21:29Huh?
21:30Oh, girl, she thought her name was Reese.
21:33Yeah, uh, that's her name?
21:35I have to say, Reese, you was talking about that first time.
21:36Baby, we're gonna be late for the movie.
21:37Come on, let's go.
21:38We've been here way before and now
21:41No, the story doesn't change
21:46Can't let go cause you let down
21:51I just told you to the game
21:56Oh, my God.
22:02Oh, my God.
22:13I just told you to the game
22:14Oh, my God.
22:16I just told you to the game
22:17I just told you to the game
22:18y'all trying to get in
22:47absolutely we just don't have any um swimsuits
22:50swimsuits girl y'all don't need no swimsuits you can just wear your penny
22:58oh yeah or not because i'm getting in with nothing
23:03yeah unless y'all mind i mean y'all mind a couple of naked bitches drunk in a jacuzzi together
23:14oh you don't mind at all no that's like gym class you know like girls is girls
23:20oh you know what we do need some niggas though oh we do need to do that yes because you know
23:28how i'm feeling a little tipsy and a lot of money
23:32yes girl call us well you know what i'm about to call some fine ass niggas over but in the
23:40meantime won't y'all get the hot tub ready for us yes okay well hurry up and call them because
23:47we don't get in the water for sure right now
23:48i'm a little hornball too
23:52girls night
23:55wow
23:58wow
23:58yes
24:02nigga
24:05you kidding me
24:06we about to get
24:07which one you want
24:11we tag teaming that shit you feel me too so titties pussy on pussy
24:15hey real talk though i don't know how you do these heels i don't know but the dresses is working
24:23that shit crazy the dresses is working
24:26look are you really gonna call some dudes over here
24:29chris
24:31we the dudes bruh
24:34duh
24:35that's why i fuck with you
24:37come on ready
24:39ready you ready
24:40go upstairs go upstairs
24:42yeah yeah yeah
24:45i hope that booty's real
24:47to the max
24:49to the max
24:51to the max
24:53to the max
24:55to the max
24:59to the max
25:01to the max
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