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00:00Oh
00:10Good morning, are you ready to slay? Oh, here we go
00:23Oh God's green earth is that it is day three
00:27And your girl is the cruise director for the day
00:34Oh my god, it is really pissing me off that alarm is too much
00:43Silky is clacking this fucking fan
00:52We're barely awake and silky's already running the room like it's a church revival
00:55Just so y'all know I am the cruise director for the day
01:02Sookie's a good fucking time
01:04I just hate to go after Zanna because she did such an amazing job yesterday
01:09Well fuck my face
01:10Zanna, you know, whipped us into shape
01:12These boys are for you
01:14Oh wow
01:15I've turned some people around giving them a new way to look at things
01:20I know that everybody's been like it's been really adventurous
01:23Yeah
01:24But my day is gonna be low stress
01:26Baby, I'm not gonna put anybody in risk of breaking their nets, their ankles, or their shoulders
01:32I want y'all to get to know another side of Silky
01:35So today it's gonna be self-care
01:37We're gonna do a lot of comfort, comfort food
01:40Ooh
01:41We're gonna go to a bakery, honey
01:43Oh
01:45See, I already got the cakes right here
01:47Let them eat cake
01:49Then we're gonna come back here and record our trick
01:52Oh
01:53Ooh
01:55I'm confident and ready to go
01:57But that can change on a dime
01:59Oh
02:00Wow
02:01And be back down here when I crack this damn sand
02:04Okay, on G, on G
02:06We having a fun, relaxed day
02:08Y'all have a wonderful day
02:09I'll be out in just about a couple of minutes
02:12This is gonna be a fantastic family day
02:16In Switzerland and Germany
02:18We didn't really have that close-knit
02:21Like, you meet for Thanksgiving
02:23Yes
02:24You, like, give each other tips
02:26So you've never had the opportunity to have, like, a mentor or drag mom, per se
02:30Not at all
02:31Here's the thing
02:32More teachers, more sets of eyes, more people
02:37Yes
02:38Your support system become your tribe, you know
02:40Right
02:41This is what this is all about
02:43You know, I was a whole lot of talk on Global
02:45And I pushed for a little, a little adoption
02:48Alyssa Edwards, get your adoption papers out
02:51Cause I'm gonna be Tessa Edwards after this season
02:54Is this the audition?
02:55Is this the audition?
02:56Oh, let it go
02:57Tessa Edwards
02:58Now I'm here
02:59And we gonna make this official bitch
03:01Oh, she's looking for a graduation moment
03:03I'm not leaving here
03:05Without doubling my booking fee because of a new name, okay?
03:09House of Edwards isn't just a name, it's a legacy
03:14I feel honored that you want me to share my experience with you
03:18Truly to me, you are the performer of all drag queens
03:22And now here we are
03:23Here we are
03:24In this location house, enjoying all the things together
03:26It's just another moment that we get to share
03:28So I'm gonna make you official Edwards this week
03:31But I think we need to baptize you
03:34A baptism
03:35In the name of the Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost and RuPaul
03:38And RuPaul
03:39Baby, and RuPaul
03:41I walked in here just a tiny humble little testicle
03:44And I come out
03:46With a tongue pop and a destiny
03:48Okay, let's go get ready for this day
03:52All right
03:53Today we're going to a donut shop
03:58And the girls are excited
04:00Sugar, sugar
04:02Let's get some sugar
04:03Queers!
04:04Hello!
04:05Oh my gosh, this feels good
04:06Not only is this business queer owned
04:08They're highlighting the importance of being aware of your mental health
04:12I'm obsessed
04:13We need more of this in our world
04:14My wife and I started Frankie D's in 2020
04:17Because we wanted to reduce stigma surrounding mental illness
04:21A few years before that, I was diagnosed with complex PTSD
04:24And severe depression from past trauma
04:26And with a lot of therapy
04:28And my dog, Frankie D, and my wife
04:30I was able to get through that time
04:32And then we decided to start a social justice company
04:35This is our card deck, conversations that matter
04:37You can talk to me about your mental health
04:40And would you like to pick a card?
04:42Yeah
04:43Answer the question
04:44Oh, I love this trick
04:46What's the survival strategy you learned in childhood
04:50That's hurting you now?
04:52Oh
04:53Jesus Christ
04:54Okay
04:55Whoa
04:56Growing up, I went through Hurricane Katrina
04:59A lot of people don't know that
05:00I had to grow up at a very early age
05:03Because when tragedy hits
05:06And you have a home and then it's wiped away
05:10And you're taking a bath with a bottle of water a day
05:13Like, you have to learn to just move on
05:17So one of the things that's hurting me today is like, I don't share vulnerability
05:21I remember being at my aunt's funeral
05:23And my dad was crying
05:26And I gave him a napkin and said, okay now, let's keep it moving
05:30And I know now, as an adult, we should allow people to grieve
05:36Or to feel what they're feeling in that moment
05:39So I'm learning to do that all over again right now
05:42That's beautiful and it's great that you're doing that
05:46Yeah
05:47Who would have ever thought to talk about the mental health over donuts?
05:50Okay, ready?
05:51As better as I'll ever be
05:54What emotions have you been avoiding lately?
05:57Oh
05:58I think as drag queens, we all have to deal with stress and overwhelm a lot
06:05You got this, baby
06:09I think this last year has been very overwhelming for me
06:16You know, I went on Drag Race Germany, not even less than two years ago
06:25And Global All Stars came right after
06:28And then I just hit the ground running
06:30How I feel about drag
06:33How I feel about myself
06:35Identity is a very, very big question
06:39We all have to ask ourselves, who is the drag queen?
06:45Who is the person behind that?
06:48And when you put that much into your drag self
06:52How much are you gonna pour back into the one that has come before the drag queen?
06:58These are kind of, you know, things that you put under the rug a lot
07:04This career is not for the weak ones
07:08You have to make yourself happy first
07:10Mm-hmm
07:11These donuts are delicious
07:14They're fucking up
07:15I had no clue
07:21Donuts would get the girls emotional, honey
07:24Who wants to go next?
07:26I'll go next
07:29What's one part of yourself you're still learning to love?
07:34Banana
07:35I'm not a part of her
07:39She's already got enough spirits in me
07:41All right, queens
07:43For this sash game
07:45We have ten minutes to decorate three donuts
07:47To display the personality of one of our fellow queens
07:52Toot it or boot it style
07:54Silky, you're gonna do Zanna
07:57Ooh
07:58Yay
07:59Zanna
08:00Zanna
08:01You are gonna do Tessa
08:02I'll work
08:03Okay
08:04Don't hurt me
08:05I gotta make muscles now
08:06Tessa
08:09You're gonna do Nikki
08:11All right
08:12Oui, oui, mon dieu
08:14All right
08:16I have to do Alyssa
08:17I love my girl
08:18I respect my elders
08:19I get fierce delicious
08:22I cannot escape this lady
08:24So that means that you are gonna do Silky
08:26Yes
08:27Look at us
08:28I'm a queen
08:30Our time starts now
08:35All right
08:36All right
08:37All right
08:38Let's go
08:39Girl, I'm carving you up real good just like your doctor
08:42Let's get her that snatched waist, honey
08:52The funniest thing about it is she cut off in all the right places
08:57The bitch is smart
08:59That looks interesting
09:02I look over there and I didn't know what was going on
09:05Give her a gun
09:07It's a scepter and a crown
09:08Oh
09:09I love hope
09:10How I see you just looking at me
09:12Oh, yeah, no
09:13I'm taking notes
09:14I'm eyeing up everyone else's trays
09:16And they've got fuckery
09:18They're eating their creations
09:19Silky's making my donut of me
09:21And I haven't actually peeped it yet
09:23I'm just focused on winning
09:24I want another sash today
09:25Oh, you did front and back
09:27I did do the front and the back
09:28Mmm
09:2930 seconds
09:3130 seconds
09:32Oh, bitch, come on
09:34Why you move?
09:35Nikki
09:40Five
09:41Four
09:42Three
09:43Two
09:44One
09:45You're done
09:46Hands off
09:47Woo
09:49I think I washed my damn hand
09:50Lick it
09:51Girl, lick it
09:52I present to you the fierce delicious
09:58Insert applause
09:59Go ahead, y'all. Get a close-up. Get a close-up.
10:01Get a close-up. Get a close-up
10:03Alyssa gave her a second head
10:05For the two faces that she carries around
10:07And I giggled
10:08A lot of people would probably think fierce is a two-faced person
10:12All right
10:13They would probably think these things because fierce
10:17Has desire to be the ultimate super villain of Canada's drag race
10:22Yes
10:23It's a toot soft toot
10:25I'm gonna treat it for the creativity of out in the second head
10:28I love that
10:29Yeah
10:30Thanksgiving hunt
10:31Ladies, gentle them, and pantry enthusiasts
10:35This is la Nikki doll
10:38Coming in a Parisian fit with the white black striped turtleneck
10:44The little red skirt and the little red beret
10:47Well, that was a long flight
10:49This is the season 12 Nikki doll
10:52Full of hunger and potential
11:00I'm gonna toot it
11:01I'm gonna toot it as well
11:02I thought the story was beautiful
11:03And I don't think the presentation's too bad
11:05Tessa's donut is lovely
11:07Thank you
11:08I have Silky
11:10And you know she just got done up
11:12Her body is teeth
11:13But she also has a sharp mouth on her
11:15A spicy one
11:16So I put a little bit of chili flakes on the mouth
11:18I'm gonna toot it
11:20I like what you did with the feathers
11:21Thank you
11:22This is good
11:23So I think personally
11:25You could have done Silky's body better
11:28I do like the spicy mouth
11:31I do like what you did with the flavors
11:33It's still a boot for me
11:34I'm sorry
11:35All right, everybody
11:37I had the absolute amazing task
11:41To honor my dear friend Alyssa Edwards
11:44We've seen her from her season, season 5
11:46When she's been abused by some judges
11:49Saying that she was wearing the worst dress ever
11:52Alyssa Edwards
11:54What do you think of her outfit on the runway?
11:57Whoever made that for her is fired
12:01But we also know her as a pageant queen
12:03And a winner of Global All Stars
12:06So I decided to go and put all of that into one donut
12:10But I'm gonna boot it
12:12Oh
12:13All right
12:14The crown looks like a cowboy hat
12:15Sembrero
12:16Well, she's from Texas
12:17I'm sorry, it's a boot
12:18I'm right now
12:19I'm gonna say boot
12:20The Nikki's donut
12:21I had no idea what the fuck was going on
12:23She didn't even have a face
12:24She was a faceless winner
12:25Girl, that's a boot
12:26So I used my time, my 10 minutes effectively
12:29I did all three
12:30I know I'm only submitting one
12:31But I'm gonna go through it
12:32Submitted?
12:33It's Tessa Edwards at the pageant of Miss Universe number 68
12:37She's got her pageant hair
12:39She's got her nice floral dress
12:40She's got her flowers from Miss Alyssa
12:42I gave her some blue eyeshadow
12:44Very beautiful, very beautiful
12:45I did Tessa today with the little beard
12:47The black pants
12:48The red hoodie
12:49And I did Tessa naked
12:50So which one you submitting?
12:52I'm submitting the pageant, Tessa
12:54All right, let's vote
12:55Silky
12:57Be honest
12:58You know I'm gonna boot the hell out of there
13:00Girl, that was nasty boot
13:03Okay, so today I would like to present to you the Lady Xana
13:07Ooh
13:08Wait
13:10What the fuck happened to me?
13:14Silky's donut of me is a goddamn mess
13:17First of all, let me tell you the backstory on it
13:19Please give it to us
13:20I gave her rose gold feet
13:22Because her story, she's walked on a few thorns
13:26But it's turned into gold
13:27Okay
13:28Hi
13:29And then on the inside of the thing
13:30You'll never notice
13:31But I made a spicy
13:32Exquisite
13:33Cream sauce
13:34And it's because
13:36You're very spicy
13:37As we found out yesterday
13:39Yes
13:40It's a boot for me, I'm so sorry
13:43I can't really
13:47Yeah, I can't
13:49Mama, I know it's your day
13:50And you're the cruise director
13:51But what the hell was that?
13:53Congratulations, Tessa
13:55You're the king
13:59Girl, clap
14:00Girl, clap
14:01Yay, Tessa
14:04I think Alyssa should've won this challenge
14:06But you know what?
14:07We all voted toots for Miss Tessa
14:08She got her second sash today
14:10Halfway in, I realized
14:11If I was just gonna boot all these other bitches
14:13I was gonna win
14:14I really loved all y'all donuts
14:16The real villain
14:18Thank you
14:19Thank you
14:20Thank you
14:21The villain of Germany
14:28All right
14:29We got to get on the charts, y'all
14:31It's time to record our verses
14:34The performance is happening in few days
14:36And we got the slightest track
14:38The set up is gorgeous
14:40I'm gonna hand it over to our
14:42Savilless producer
14:43Hey Queens
14:44Hi
14:45I'm Oren
14:46Child, itembrow Oren
14:48The girls better be prepared
14:50And not embarrassed they ain't see
14:52So, we're gonna do karaoke style
14:55Recording our lyrics
14:56Karaoke?
14:57Because I love karaoke
14:58I love me a good karaoke
15:00Somebody needs support
15:01We can support them
15:03Or if somebody just need the encouragement
15:05We can get in their ass and say
15:06Come on girl
15:07Cause we got to make the number one
15:08On the chart
15:09Right
15:10I'm already nervous about
15:11Recording my lyrics today
15:12So sing it in front of
15:13A whole bunch of group
15:14Of peanut gallery bitches
15:15I don't know about all that
15:16So, Silky
15:17Yes?
15:18You're the first up
15:19All right
15:20So load up, let's go
15:21All right
15:22Silky
15:23It's gonna go down
15:27Look at me
15:28The glamorous yam
15:30Thick and tasting
15:32Like the Christmas ham
15:34Christmas yams
15:35Christmas hands
15:36And she's fucking killing it
15:38She's a one take diva
15:39And I can't be beat
15:43All right me Silky
15:45Silky's done
15:49Silky, one take diva
15:51All right, Nikki, ready?
15:52Yeah, we are
15:53Here we go
15:54I'm in my element
15:55This is what I love to do the most
15:56Fierce, please get off your phone
15:58Test, please some more
15:59Patrol me and my girls on Slaky Show
16:02Come on now
16:04And then, okay
16:05So now girls, can you all come?
16:06Nikki wants us to be a background vocalist
16:08On her track
16:09She's giving us some French words
16:10I'm into it
16:11Yes, y'all
16:12We're gonna do this
16:13We over here set up like the youth choir
16:15D-O-L-L is on the floor
16:17Only thing you gotta say is
16:18We just are
16:19Not only they're singing
16:20But they're speaking French
16:21I'm at home
16:23I live
16:24Xana, okay, you're up
16:25All right, Xana
16:26Why Xana do?
16:27Xana, Xana
16:28Do it in
16:29I'm already getting more flashbacks, y'all
16:30This is not good
16:31I can feel the PTSD rushing into my bones
16:34We're not friends
16:35You're a means to an end
16:36No matter how many notes you send
16:38I caught you trying to steal my mens
16:40I don't play pretend
16:41Girl, I got friends
16:42You've got major split ends
16:43I have a lot to prove here
16:45Because most of my verses in the past were bad
16:48Your verse, it didn't have a flow to it
16:51It felt very clunky
16:53Garbage, if you will
16:54We listen and we don't judge
16:57Hopefully
16:58Unless you're fierce
17:02Feast your eyes on me
17:03I'm delicious, you see
17:04Like a dangerous viper
17:05My fangs all up on her
17:07Okay, I love my girl Xana
17:10But
17:11I've got you in cuffs
17:12Lock and key
17:13What's your safe word?
17:14Scream it for me
17:16There's a lot of words
17:18It's cold outside
17:19Get between these sheets
17:20If you don't have money
17:21Then hit it, sweets
17:22Come suck on me
17:23Give me your favorite streets
17:24Xana, baby
17:25I'm villain in these streets
17:26Okay, so a little low
17:29Offbeat
17:30Find the beats
17:32More
17:33You're more confident
17:34Yeah, yeah, yeah
17:35The first run I'm
17:36Give it
17:37Give it
17:38Also, you do something when you say me
17:39You go up
17:40Where I would do
17:41Feast your eyes on me
17:42I'm delicious, you see
17:43Feast your eyes on me
17:44I'm delicious, you see
17:45Feast your eyes on me
17:46I'm delicious, you see
17:47Feast your eyes on me
17:48I'm delicious, you see
17:49Like a danger
17:50So one, two, three
17:51I'm gonna give you the rhythm
17:52It's all right
17:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, please
17:54No, give it to me
17:55Cause I'm obviously losing it
17:56I've got Orin on this side
17:57I've got the girls in front of me
17:58I've got the music in my ears
17:59I'm trying to read
18:00I'm trying to react
18:01I'm trying to serve
18:02We just going through the fucking motions right now
18:05So like
18:06Feast your eyes on me
18:07I'm delicious, you see
18:08I've got you in cuffs
18:09Yeah, like try to get it right away
18:10Okay, so let's have her
18:11Just have her cover
18:12Just pull outside
18:13Get between
18:14Zerna was doing her best
18:15To get her fucking verse together
18:18One, two, three, four
18:20Feast your eyes on me
18:21I'm delicious, you see
18:22Yeah, close
18:23One, two, three, four
18:24Feast your eyes on me
18:25I'm delicious, you see
18:26Closer
18:27One, two, three, four
18:28Feast your eyes on me
18:29I'm delicious, you see
18:30And this bitch is just
18:33La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
18:35I'm just trying to focus on Zerna
18:37I'm trying to help her out here
18:39Zerna, you got this baby
18:41That's a trap
18:42That's a trap
18:43That's a trap
18:44Okay, so
18:45Stop touching me
18:48Why are you talking like that?
18:50Y'all stop
18:51Zerna is on the stage
18:53Still sinking in his quicksand
18:55And now I'm having to referee these two
18:57Grown-ass queens
18:59You okay?
19:00I'm fine
19:01Thank you
19:02Okay
19:03Can somebody please make this stop?
19:05All of it
19:06Okay, what's your eight words?
19:07Three, four, baby
19:08Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah
19:09That's the flow
19:10Drag is not a contact sport
19:13Do not ever touch me again
19:15Apologize, Tessa
19:16For me, stop over time
19:18Give me that opening line
19:20Come suck on me like your favorite treats
19:22I'm Zanna, baby
19:23Zone of the street
19:26I can make that work
19:27Character
19:28Character
19:29Character
19:30Everybody
19:31Yay!
19:32We all survived
19:33I'm so thankful
19:34Thank you
19:35Thank you for your encouragement sisters
19:36I'll take it
19:37I'll take it
19:38I'm happy to get off this fucking stage
19:39And sit my ass back down in that chair where I belong
19:41We're running a little bit over time
19:43Mm-hmm
19:44But I want to make sure we eat good
19:45So I'm gonna go upstairs and get dinner started
19:48All right
19:49Thank you, Silky
19:50Thank you
19:51Thank you
19:52This is time to help my girl Silky
19:53She's cooking food
19:54And a lot of food for all of us tonight
19:56And I definitely want to take some tricks from her
19:58See, we're about to boil some noodles
20:00But I'm black
20:02This is chicken bra
20:03I do this hand
20:04And I'm gonna add some more seasoners to it
20:06Cause we want our noodles to be seasoned
20:08You know
20:09You know
20:10You want to bring some melanin to the pasta
20:11Yeah
20:12Ooh, ooh, ooh
20:13What kind of shit is this?
20:17You brought melanin and chaos
20:19Here she goes
20:21Let me show these girls
20:23How a real rapstress does it
20:25There she is
20:35I'm dressed in a itty-bitty
20:36Tiny-titty diamonds
20:37I'm a kitty-cam-ga-coosie
20:38By my fire on the heat up in the city
20:40Ooh
20:41Okay, there we go
20:43Mic drop
20:44You're welcome
20:46Girl, it smells really good up in here
20:49Are you joining us?
20:50Yes, yes
20:51Shout out
20:52Fierce has come in
20:54She say that she want to help us cook
20:56The girls are gagging
20:57The girls are grouped
20:58We know Fierce want to come up here
20:59And talk about them
21:00Would you open up the cans, baby?
21:04Of course my lab
21:05Why have they got me to all the manual labor this difficult?
21:10You don't have to cook, you know?
21:12I know it's annoying for you
21:13This is a lot of work
21:14And I'm getting tired
21:16Can you find the on my oil?
21:18Oh, girl
21:21Test, test, test, test the testicle
21:23All these girls had to sit through my bullshit
21:25So I'm gonna at least sit through theirs
21:27No, I got a fake coat like Matterhorn
21:30Big step every move
21:31Got the ice storm
21:32Big body bitch
21:33Got the place to all clanking
21:34Frostbite touch
21:35Leave himself like a mannequin
21:36All right
21:39Pretty good though
21:40Relax
21:41Yeah, she came in, honey
21:42No, I got a fake coat like Matterhorn
21:44Big step every move
21:45No, it's fine
21:46No, it's fine
21:47We'll
21:48No, no, no
21:49Okay
21:50You got it
21:51You got it
21:52You want to feel happy about it
21:53Yeah, yeah, yeah
21:54Do another one
21:55Would you believe them girls still going down there?
21:58They're still recording
21:59They still recording
22:00And we did ours in what?
22:01One take?
22:04And action
22:06Okay
22:07It's A-L-Y-S-S-A
22:08I'm the dancing diva
22:09And I'm here to slay
22:11Alyssa is up here
22:12Lubricated with her go-go juice
22:14Queen of the world
22:15But I'm not bragging
22:16Mama's gonna always let them have it
22:21Baby
22:22That's the one
22:23Baby
22:24Girl
22:25Now here's the thing
22:26I came out my mama performing
22:35Come in
22:36Hi, Miss Lusa
22:37Lady, how are you?
22:38Good
22:39Can we give you a hug?
22:40Thank you
22:41How are you doing?
22:42I'm good
22:43We're getting through it
22:44After the recording session
22:45I'm still feeling a little
22:46Some type of way about myself
22:48And I want to talk to Alyssa
22:50And get some wisdom
22:52I feel insecure about being here
22:53And like
22:54I keep going over and over and over again
22:55I'm like
22:56Am I supposed to be here?
22:57Am I the right person to be here with all of y'all?
22:58I have enjoyed every single moment with you
23:01I mean
23:02You absolutely deserve to be here
23:04And I hope
23:06Myself or nobody else has ever made you feel any differently
23:09It's yeah
23:10I don't think it's y'all
23:11I come in hot with so much confidence
23:14That also isn't all of who I am
23:16I'm indigenous
23:17I'm two spirit
23:18If you don't know what that means
23:19It's like
23:20In our belief systems
23:21Our creator
23:22There's always two people inside of you
23:23It's like I can be that villain
23:24But I can also be that sweet down to earth human being
23:26That everyone knows that you're experiencing right now
23:28I just mess in it
23:29But it feels like we've known each other for years
23:31What is it with you and Fierce?
23:33Because y'all have gone back and forth so many times
23:35I can't put the pieces together
23:37If I can give you any insight
23:39We're literally like that kind of
23:41Oh they're sisters
23:42They're gonna go at each other
23:44And then as soon as the lights are off
23:46We're like okay bye baby I'll see you later
23:47Do you feel like one day you and Fierce could actually be friends?
23:50Absolutely
23:51I mean if she called me and she needed something
23:53I would put down everything and I'd talk to her
23:55That's awesome
23:56Have you told her that?
23:57I haven't
23:59And I will encourage you though
24:02If you're open to it
24:04You and Fierce just have some one on one
24:07Where y'all get to just chit chat
24:08And get to know each other outside of the cattiness
24:11Wolf
24:12The makeup
24:13The drag
24:14The competition of it all
24:15Because I think that y'all probably could be friends
24:18I feel this massive weight off of my shoulders
24:21And I'm so glad I opened up to her
24:24You keep being a guiding light
24:26Silky what the hell
24:28The slaycation is up in flames
24:31Me super kitchen woman over there
24:33Is setting the whole house on fire
24:35It's not me
24:36It's Jada Hudson's fault
24:40Because her dinner did not go right last year
24:43Finish your chicken
24:44Are you arguing and not cooking?
24:46What am I supposed to do girl?
24:48Cook
24:49Bye, bye
24:51And so now she wanna come and send her ghost and her spirits
24:54That she been bang bang banging with
24:57To come fuck up my dinner
25:03What the fuck is you in here doing bitch?
25:05What the fuck is you in here doing?
25:07I told you I was gonna burn it down
25:09Let me tell y'all something
25:11The smoke cleared out instantly
25:14Nothing is burnt
25:15That smells real good
25:16This is the southern cooking night
25:21We're gonna start off with salad
25:22I made a salad bar
25:23I want you to come up and make your own salad
25:25Yes
25:27Baby we got ears, bacon, cheese
25:30You would think we were at the pizza hood
25:32Back in the days in the 90s honey
25:35Let's join hands
25:36All right
25:37Heavenly Father the universe
25:39Or whoever you may serve
25:41Thank you for this day that you have given us
25:44Thank you for the fellowship of sisterhood
25:46Thank you for letting us gather together
25:50Amen
25:51To the most high
25:53And to the universe
25:54All right
25:55Amen
25:56That was beautiful
25:57In the name
25:58In the name
25:59In the name
26:00There's a saying in German that goes
26:01Liebe geht durch den Magen
26:03And love goes through the belly
26:05Oh
26:06This is
26:07This is it right now
26:08Yeah, yeah
26:11Until you're in German
26:13Bon Appetit
26:14Bon Appetit
26:15Baby this is gonna be a good dinner
26:17I want the girls to get along
26:19I want it to be a lot of fun
26:21And I don't want any more fighting
26:23We're gonna play a game called
26:25Which Queen is it?
26:26Oh
26:27All right
26:28Present a messy game
26:29The first question read
26:31Who is the most likely to get banned from a club?
26:34Oh wow
26:35And the writing begins
26:39You ready?
26:40One, two, three
26:44Duh, it has to be fierce
26:46Who else?
26:47Yeah
26:48I voted for myself
26:49You need to go to the club to get banned from the club
26:51And you know you would never go if you were not booked
26:54I wanna know why fierce chose herself
26:56Because I knew what everybody else was gonna vote for
26:58You're also not delusional
27:00You're also not delusional, you know
27:02Who is most likely to be late to a gig and act like it's not a problem?
27:06I know exactly
27:07Oh, baby
27:08Alyssa, how you spell your name?
27:09This is the fastest we've ever retended
27:13Yes
27:14I own the bullshit
27:15I own it
27:16I own it
27:17The gig is gonna start without me?
27:18Let me tell you something
27:19You're the grand diva, honey
27:20Y'all know I ain't got no shame in my game
27:22The main attraction has made it
27:26Thank you
27:27I get to see how much goes into this dish
27:29And I'm telling you tomorrow
27:31We're gonna have to do some sit-ups
27:33Because that shit is heavy
27:35Silky, this is amazing
27:38Oh, thank you
27:39Yeah
27:40Oh my god, yes
27:41Got it set up
27:42I even made dessert for the girls
27:44Alyssa
27:45So she the Q&A queen
27:47Ask us one more question
27:49Oh, we're gonna do question and answer like the pageant?
27:51Yeah
27:52All right now
27:53Family
27:54Your question is quite simple
27:56Okay
27:57If you could have the power to evict one person from this household
28:03Who would it be and why?
28:04Girl
28:05And I can't wait to see how this turns out
28:09Damn
28:10That's where you insert the shade and the little music and all that?
28:14Okay
28:15Why do I just know all these girls are about to vote for me?
28:18Right now, just like Michelle Visage say, I should take out my biggest competition
28:23The only person that has two stash is Tessa
28:26But you gotta go
28:28I know it's not a real competition and we're having fun
28:31Ta-ta
28:32Say hi to Berlin for me
28:33Oh wow
28:34I should say it because of the sashes
28:35Not because she's my biggest competition
28:37Because
28:38In a competition
28:39What is your biggest competition?
28:40In a competition I only compete with myself
28:43I know these bitches wanna have me out but none of these bitches wanna actually say why
28:48I put Tessa too because she's too damn hot
28:50I hope that helps
28:52Clarify
28:53So you're kicking the hot people out of the house?
28:54Yeah
28:55I bring them in honey
28:56I invite them in
28:57Wait a minute, so at night when the cameras leave you be out hot and bothered?
29:01No
29:02I just, I have eyes, I can see it
29:04Sending me out cause I'm too hot
29:06Sending me out cause I got too many badges
29:08Bitch just say you can't stand my ass
29:11Well you really irritated me when you hit me in the face today so I also put your name
29:16Wait what do you mean hit it in the face?
29:19When that, when did that happen?
29:22During the recording session
29:26I thought it was very disrespectful that you kept talking over Xana while she was doing her verse
29:31And my Sicilian genes took over and I just touched your face
29:36I don't do physicality like that
29:39If you have an issue, use your words, not your hands
29:42I did not whoop you
29:43I didn't say you whooped me
29:44Yeah
29:45But just don't touch me like that
29:46Okay
29:47I won't
29:48While it's unanimous
29:53The house has voted
29:55There's the door
29:57Bye bitch
29:59You know what?
30:00Before I leave
30:03Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you
30:08I make you a to-go plate boo
30:12We're trying to play a damn shady game
30:15It's all in fun
30:17This been real
30:19Deuces
30:20And the girls turning into sheer pandemonium and a scene from The Real Housewives
30:27I'm out
30:29Guys, come on
30:31We can't, like
30:32Tessa, do not pack your shit and leave
30:35Tessa
30:36Lock the doors
30:38Lock the doors
30:40Next time on Slaycation
30:42Get up!
30:44It's my special day!
30:46It is the perfect chance for you to stand up and be a leader
30:51For you to stand up and be a leader, fierce delicious and act like a fucking adult
30:55Right
30:56You feel like you're gonna continue this vacation with us?
30:59Or are you...
31:01I don't know, girl
31:02Surprise!
31:03Come on in
31:04Oh my God
31:05Is RuPaul gonna walk in on my day?
31:07Oh!
31:08Oh!
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