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00:00I wanted to introduce myself.
00:07Oh, I'm not sure you're supposed to smoke here?
00:17Okay.
00:22You're an awesome player to watch.
00:25Yes.
00:30Anyways, I should go. They're waiting for me, but good luck in the tournament.
00:55You will not be so nice when we beat you.
00:57No, that's not happening.
01:02See you in final.
01:03It may be cold in Saskatchewan, but here at the International Prospect Cup, fans are hoping for something hot on the ice.
01:17Canada-Russia final showcasing the two most talked-about prospects in the world.
01:21Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Ilya Rosanoff.
01:24First, you've got Ottawa's own Shane Hollander.
01:26From everything we've seen and heard, he may not be the most sociable, but this is the kid with the highest hockey IQ out there.
01:34Incredibly smart, incredibly dedicated to the game, and incredibly fast.
01:38And that shot.
01:45Then you've got Russia's Ilya Rosanoff.
01:48Strong on the puck, and a strong skater.
01:51And from everything we've heard, he really gets under other players' skins.
01:55Good in his own room, not exactly liked in his opponent's room.
01:59My kind of player.
02:00Boston's kind of player, too.
02:01A heart-breaking loss for a young Canadian team still searching for an identity, despite an incredible showing from the teenage phenom Shane Hollander.
02:23He just couldn't get past that elite Russian defense.
02:26And more importantly, Ilya Rosanoff kept getting past theirs.
02:29See you at the rest.
02:51Alright boys, looking over here.
02:54Hey, flash me those numbers.
02:55Number three's excited.
02:57There's one.
02:58Where's number two?
02:58There we go.
02:59Can I get a smile, please?
03:03Yeah, that's better.
03:04Alright.
03:05I can't tell you how excited Montrealans are about this.
03:08We don't carry Caitlin number two.
03:10People are popping champagne all over Quebec.
03:13Oh, and just to be clear.
03:15We are thrilled that Shane is Asian or Asian Canadian.
03:19Very thrilled.
03:20That we've historically broken barriers, and we do it again.
03:23So, nothing to worry about there.
03:25You certainly have.
03:26You certainly have.
03:27And I mean to be a part of the most legendary franchise in hockey.
03:30Oh, my.
03:31Oh, my.
03:31I'm still in shock, but I'm so excited.
03:37And I know this came up in Shane's interview, but I am the world's biggest Retros fan.
03:42Really?
03:42That's part of how I came to feel Canadian.
03:44My dad would sit us down for a little Saturday night.
03:51We're not passing on a kid this strong with those hands.
03:54Not in Boston, Mr. Razanov.
03:56It's a very natural number one pick.
03:57Congratulations again, Henry.
04:00He is a strong, but he needs to discipline.
04:03He can't be, how you say, lazy.
04:07Why, that hard to believe the way he plays?
04:10I promise to work very hard for you.
04:13I have no doubt you will, son.
04:16You understand?
04:18I don't know.
04:48I don't know.
04:58I don't know if I can be bothered by anyone.
04:59I don't know.
05:09I don't know.
05:14All right, let's go.
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07:02What a fucking day, huh?
07:04Yeah, totally.
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07:44Montreal play against each other often.
08:14There we go.
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10:17I don't know why you guys play.
10:18there we go.
10:19There we go.
10:20There we go.
10:21But, we're all fine.
10:22There we go.
10:24There we go.
10:27Don't care for us.
10:28You won't lose him.
10:31What the comeback for Canada.
10:33A huge win for the hometown boys tonight,
10:35who were determined not to lose the rush on home ice two years into a row.
10:39in a row.
10:49Good game.
10:53See you in October.
10:55Good game.
11:03Okay, that looks good. Camera, you're happy with that?
11:05Alright, that's perfect. You give us a second, we're gonna be good to go, okay?
11:08Just stay there. Hold, please. Thank you.
11:10You look pretty.
11:11You're wearing makeup, too.
11:12Yeah, but they don't look pretty.
11:14Great. We're gonna get you. I was just trying to hit those marks at the same time.
11:17That would be the...
11:18Skate out. Skate in and show me a lot of intensity, alright?
11:21Okay.
11:22Action.
11:26Good. Okay, let's do that one more time.
11:30Great. Okay, one more time.
11:34Great. Okay, guys, just hold there for a second.
11:36We're gonna make a little tweak over here with the camera, and I'll let you know we're ready to go.
11:40In three, two, one, and go ahead.
11:45Okay. I get it, guys. It's been a long day, I know.
11:47Sorry.
11:48Let's just try it with a lot of intensity, though, okay?
11:50Okay.
11:54Okay, one more time, guys. The more serious we can do, the bigger we can get home.
11:57And go ahead.
12:00I'm sorry.
12:01Okay.
12:03Oh, I can do it. I promise.
12:05And three, two, one, go ahead.
12:10Okay.
12:12Okay, I think we have what we are gonna get here. Thanks, guys.
12:14When they tell you, you do commercial with me and not just alone.
12:18I don't know, like, uh, two days ago?
12:23Why? When did they tell you?
12:25No, they tell me nothing. It was my idea.
12:31Shane!
12:33Shane, are you listening to me?
12:35What? Yeah.
12:37Okay, so what did I just say?
12:39Sneakers, I heard.
12:40Okay, you have to be seen in your Reeboks.
12:42I know, Mom.
12:43Because you cannot be in anything else.
12:44Mom, I'm always wearing skates.
12:46But in case you're not, this is a lot of money, Shane.
12:49You're the youngest hockey player they've ever signed to a deal.
12:53And remember what else this means.
12:55I remember.
12:56A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
12:59Kids that don't see themselves here a lot.
13:01I get it, Mom.
13:05I am a fan.
13:07I don't know.
13:08I am a fan.
13:12I don't know when you're looking.
13:14I was going to come back to you for a while.
13:15I've got your eyes.
13:17You are going to be a fan.
13:19I don't know how you are.
13:20I'm still going to take a caretom.
13:22I'm sorry.
13:23I have a great day.
13:25I love you.
13:27I love you.
13:29I'm doing some great stuff.
13:30How did I get the time I talked about?
13:32I by the time I walked into the room.
13:33Fuck off.
14:03Not here.
14:29So, uh, look, we can forget that happened in there, okay?
14:46Is what you want?
14:47Yeah, for sure.
14:51Uh, well, you're a really bad liar.
15:06What is your room number?
15:121410?
15:13Well, if I come to 1410 tonight, it's nine o'clock.
15:22I might open.
15:25What are you doing, dude?
15:46I don't know.
15:58I don't know.
16:03Oh, hello there.
16:12Oh, I'm trying to go down.
16:18Uh, this is going down.
16:25Right.
16:26So, down.
16:27It's okay.
16:28Oh, I'm...
16:29Oh!
16:30Oh!
16:31I'm...
16:32Oh!
16:33Oh!
16:34I'm sorry.
16:35Oh, it's fine.
16:36Steven!
16:38I've been hurt.
16:39I've been hurt.
16:42I've been hurt.
16:43Steven!
16:44Steven!
16:45Steven!
16:46Steven!
16:47Steven!
16:48Steven!
16:49Steven!
16:50Steven!
16:51Steven!
16:52Steven!
16:54I butcher my chicken out.
16:55I drew my chicken out.
16:56I'm not, I'm not a chicken.
17:00But I think we should talk.
17:04Do you want to sit?
17:08Not really.
17:11This is such a bad idea.
17:14What this?
17:25It's delicious.
17:34Mmm-mmm.
17:45Mmm-mm.
17:47Mmm.
17:48Mmm-mmm.
17:53Mmm.
17:54Oh, come on, Lord.
18:24Oh stop, stop, stop. Was that bad? No. Opposite. It's too much, too good.
18:51Is this your first time with the man? You? No. Really? Really. Another player?
19:21Ah. Sorry I'm late. It's 15 minutes. Don't even worry about it.
19:26No, we don't care. It's just you're usually on time. Yeah, my workout went longer than expected and I got lost on this YouTube rabbit hole.
19:32Eh, it's fine. I ordered for you salmon, brown rice. Okay. So, I have very exciting news.
19:38What's YouTube? Rolex is in. Wow.
19:42Let me pull up the email. And I quote, Shane is exactly the kind of young athlete and young man that Rolex wants to be associated with.
19:53He's smart. He's serious. He's handsome. That's an understatement. Oh my God.
19:59And we believe he will be hockey's most significant ambassador in a generation.
20:05Is Rolex on YouTube? YouTube is like a video portal site. I'm not convinced I know what any of those words mean.
20:12So, rabbit hole is where you watch a video and it keeps recommending other videos and you just keep clicking them.
20:17Sounds dangerous. Oh yeah, I go down those rabbit holes all the time. Of course you do, Mom.
20:21What was yours about? Fancy watches. David, what? I'm just keeping up.
20:26Unlikely animals becoming friends, like a tiger and a bear, a cow and a duck. Come on. Yeah, a snake and a baby.
20:34Well, I watched that. What you should be watching are the ones about hockey.
20:39I think keeping up with that snake and baby sounds pretty important. Relationship could go sideways pretty fast.
20:46Oh, I saw a link today about Ilio Rosanoff. So I click on it and he says, well, first of all, do you remember the beginning of the season?
20:53He told someone, I can't remember who anyway. He told him that he was going to score 40 goals. Do you remember that?
20:59I remember you yelling something about Rosanoff turning 40 and me trying to match your level of outreach.
21:04Well, yesterday in Boston, he said he meant 50. 50 goals.
21:11Yeah, he's an asshole. Yeah, the nerve. Fuck him. I'm sorry, but I mean it.
21:17Okay. Imagining he's better than you? Fuck him. Right off the button.
21:23Nah. I'm sorry, but I said it. Honestly.
21:28Dejardin talking to McCann and St. Pierre. It's probably the last face-off of the game. Who are they sending in?
21:36This crowd seems to have some ideas.
21:40Are they going to do this? Are they going to give the people what they want?
21:44Dejardin is going to give it to them. Is Rami going to do this too? Are we going to see?
21:50Listen to that crowd. And there you have it. It's Ilya Rosanoff versus...
21:57Shane Hollander. Will you disappoint them?
22:02No.
22:03But a goal, Del Faceoff, your first against Zaneuf, should be good.
22:07I'm happy with no one of those.
22:10But one against Zaneuf?
22:12I'm happy with all the goals.
22:14And the games?
22:16I'm here for the team. I'm here for winning. I'm not a little bit.
22:21What do you think about Tiger Woods and Serena Williams?
22:25Do you think you share the same figures, if you understand?
22:28I don't think about things like that.
22:30I'm a super hero to play hockey for the Metro.
22:33Mr. Hollander.
22:35How do you think it is, Dianne?
22:38Just personally. Thank you for asking.
22:41You're still in French.
22:4520 000 bucks?
22:48Yes, 20 000 bucks.
22:50Don't take it!
22:51I'm happy that everything is okay with you.
22:53What for this time?
22:54I'm trying to hurt you.
22:56It's the last time.
22:59Yes, yes, yes.
23:00Good, good.
23:01But I'm not leaving today.
23:03Why not?
23:04It's already late, Alexey.
23:06You always have some stupid words, Ilya.
23:11What's your dad?
23:12What's your dad?
23:13What's your dad?
23:14What's your dad?
23:15Dad, you're fine, Ilya.
23:16We're here without you.
23:18Where are you, Ilya?
23:20Ilya, Ilya.
23:21Ilya.
23:22What's your dad?
23:23Ilya, Ilya, Ilya.
23:24He's a little kid.
23:25Ilya, Ilya.
23:26But he's stupid.
23:35Good night, Alexey.
23:37The morning is the first thing, Ilya.
23:56Yes.
24:26No chance at all.
24:28Question for Ilya first, but it'll be the same for Shane.
24:31Boston is an original sixth legendary team that has struggled to get to the playoffs for the past three seasons.
24:36How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general, to restore Boston to its former glory?
24:42And how much of that do you take on personally?
24:45Sorry not to jump the gun here, but with Rosanoff's permission, I know it's only been two seasons since Montreal's made the playoffs, but I think I get the idea.
25:04So look, my mom is the world's biggest Metro's fan. She's obsessed.
25:09And like all Metro's fans, she wants us to be back in the playoffs regularly, and she wants us to win some cups.
25:15And I want the same thing. I want to be in the playoffs, and I want to win some cups.
25:20I feel pretty aligned with the fans, because we want the same thing.
25:24And at this point, it's my job to take that personally.
25:28Ilya?
25:29What'd he say?
25:38And here's the shot accuracy competition featuring GASP, Shane Hollander, and Ilya Rosanoff.
25:45The record for this event currently held by the New York Admiral Scott Hunter is four takedowns in eight seconds.
25:53Die!
25:54And Rosanoff breaks the record. There you go.
25:57He's a big kid with a big shot.
26:06That was something else, I'll tell you that.
26:07Let's go!
26:08Shane Hollander just shaved over a second off the record that Ilya Rosanoff just said.
26:13If that isn't a good night and good luck, I don't know what is.
26:17Good job.
26:21Thanks.
26:23You had fun last night?
26:25Last night?
26:26With your team.
26:28Get dinner, get drunk.
26:29Oh, yeah.
26:30I mean, I had fun, but I didn't get drunk.
26:35You?
26:37No.
26:38It was great.
26:39No boring Canadians, no stupid Americans, so...
26:42So what, just a bunch of Finnish guys talking about the cousins they're in love with?
26:45Think I'm going to bed early tonight.
26:50Oh, yeah?
26:51Oh, yeah?
26:54I want you to warm.
27:01Nice shooting, Rook.
27:03Thanks.
27:05Glad to see Rosanoff didn't hold my record for more than a minute.
27:09What do you want, by the way?
27:10Probably, probably just shit talking.
27:13He's an asshole, right?
27:15Yeah, basically.
27:17Lucky me.
27:18I'm in the room next to order him in the hotel.
27:20Hollander!
27:41He's someone chasing you.
27:42I'm standing in the hallway like an idiot.
27:45Scott Hunter is right next door.
28:01Give him the maze.
28:11Whoa.
28:13Oooh.
28:38Oh.
28:40Oh, fuck it.
28:50I'm not close enough.
28:57The dream was coming.
28:59On your stomach.
29:01Have you ever?
29:09Do you want to?
29:11You're scared.
29:16I'm not scared.
29:18No, he's okay.
29:19I'm not scared.
29:28You ever touch yourself, yeah?
29:30What?
29:33Does touching your ass make you gay?
29:35No, it's not.
29:36Because you know what else makes you gay?
29:37He's sucking my dick.
29:38Shut up.
29:39Shut up.
29:40Fuck.
29:41I'm trying to say, I have a thing.
29:44Okay?
29:45A thing?
29:47A dildo.
29:54What color?
29:55Fuck you.
29:57I'm leaving.
29:58I'm leaving.
29:59No, no hunger.
30:00I want to fuck you.
30:10Not here.
30:11I'm fucking scared.
30:12Not here next door.
30:14He's hot.
30:17We should let him listen like making call.
30:20He'd like that, wouldn't he?
30:22He probably would too.
30:28Okay.
30:29So next time?
30:30Next time?
30:32Yeah, we'll play in Montreal in two weeks.
30:35Yeah.
30:36But, um, where would we...
30:40Where would we what?
30:42Me?
30:43You are homeless.
30:44No.
30:45Then we meet at your house.
30:46It's an apartment.
30:47Hollander, you are having panic attack.
30:51He's just a plane to fuck.
30:56Uh, he's just a plane to fuck.
30:59He's just a plane to fuck.
31:00Uh, I know we talked about Montreal in two weeks, but...
31:29Oh my god, Hollander, you were so boring.
31:35Give me your phone.
31:38You have phone.
31:43Give.
31:46So, what's my name gonna be?
32:06Dream.
32:07What's up here?
32:08Nothing.
32:09Sure.
32:10Fuck you.
32:13What's up here?
32:29Nothing.
32:32Sure.
32:33Fuck you.
32:36Hey, sorry, boys.
32:37No one's getting into Montreal today.
32:39Two feet of snow.
32:42Fuck.
32:43It's the night off, buddy.
32:45It's not the end of the world.
32:46Here, what the...
32:47Like, whoever she is, she's gonna get over.
33:08Hey, you, uh, you don't want to come over to my place for dinner tonight, do you?
33:13What?
33:13Well, since there's no game.
33:15Come for dinner.
33:16Jackie said it's cool.
33:17Oh, that's, uh, that's my wife.
33:19She can throw on some steaks.
33:20I'm on a macrobiotic diet.
33:22Buddy, I don't even know what that means.
33:24Jackie can cook anything.
33:27You okay?
33:29Yeah, I guess.
33:30Hey, if you have other plans, that's, that's totally cool.
33:33No, I want to watch you eat my disgusting food.
33:35Let's do it.
33:35Fuck yes.
33:36Oh, my God.
33:37Jackie's gonna be so happy.
33:38She's obsessed with being the first wag to feed you.
33:40I'm gonna text her right now, actually.
33:42Bird food only.
33:44Oh, my God.
34:14Oh, my God.
34:20Surprise.
34:21Svetlana, я думал, ты вернулась в Москву.
34:24Что ты здесь делаешь?
34:26Ну, я вообще-то старалась за тебя, но я уже об этом жалею.
34:29Да это в твоем духе.
34:30Иди к черту, Леон.
34:32Прости.
34:35Я тебя не ожидал, как ты узнала, что...
34:38Что, твою игру отменили?
34:39А потом было объявлено.
34:41Козел.
34:43Ты меня не достоин.
34:45Мне пора.
34:45Ладно, теперь я действительно ухожу.
34:51Ты кусок дерьма.
34:52Развлекайся с Джейм.
34:54Я тебя не ожидал.
35:06Всё.
35:06Всё.
35:07And the nominees for Rookie of the Year are
35:18Shane Hollander, the Montreal Netros
35:21Vincent Lemaire, the Minnesota Nomads
35:24And Elia Rozenov, the Boston Raiders
35:27And the Rookie of the Year is
35:37I'd better just be ginger ale, Rook
35:49It is, Mr. Hunter, I wouldn't indulge in front of you
35:52Congrats, man
35:54Thank you
35:55What would you say if me and some of the other old fucks
36:01Wanted to do some shots with the three Rooks?
36:02Would you be under that?
36:03Fuck yes, I would
36:04Okay, then where's your boy, Rozenov?
36:06My what?
36:09No, I mean, not your boy
36:11Just like, it's always Hollander and Rozenov, right?
36:14I just thought
36:15I don't know where he is
36:17We're not like friends or anything
36:19No worries, man
36:22No worries, I'm sure someone else grabbed him
36:24Okay
36:28Fuck yes
36:29Okay, one more
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37:00Fuck yes
37:01I don't know if it's worth jumping over.
37:13What have we all done?
37:15No, I just need some air.
37:20You're drunk.
37:22I'm not.
37:24Good for you.
37:26Big night for you.
37:28Yeah, well, you could have gotten either one of us.
37:32It went to you.
37:37So what?
37:39So you're just up here sulking because what?
37:41You couldn't take another victory lap around me?
37:43All you do is beat me.
37:46I win one stupid fucking thing.
37:47You couldn't even show your face down there.
37:49What was that?
37:50Not everything is about you, Hollander.
37:53So what is it then?
37:55What the fuck do you want?
37:56Nothing.
37:57I just wanted to see the view and get some air.
37:59And what?
38:00You're this fucking view, Hollander.
38:01Check it out.
38:02Fuck.
38:13I go home in three days.
38:17Okay.
38:19Must be nice.
38:20Nice.
38:20And I guess I thought maybe we...
38:40I guess I'll see you next season.
39:00Then I'll be like...
39:17Then I can drop off.
39:19Hey.
39:19Hey.
39:19Hey.
39:20what the fuck are you doing we're both in tuxedos out in public no one is looking you don't know that
39:50see you next season hollander
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