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00:00What?
00:01Yo, chill out, man. I know you're texting a girl named Lily.
00:03I don't.
00:04This can't place you just to share, sir.
00:07No.
00:11I'm sorry. I can't do this.
00:13Why do you just seem tense?
00:16I'm fine.
00:17Shut up. You're in love with him.
00:19I'm not in love with him.
00:21You are.
00:23Roz, you gotta see this.
00:25No.
00:26Dude, he's like a huge fucking movie star.
00:28I'm Rose, by the way.
00:30They are definitely one hot.
00:32They are fire.
01:00Hey.
01:01Hey.
01:02I have to get back to my hotel for my pickup.
01:03Right.
01:04Listen, about last night, I...
01:05It's fine.
01:06I think the season is stressing me out more than usual.
01:07Let's do dinner this week.
01:08Maybe just the two of us?
01:09Yeah, for sure.
01:10Yeah, for sure.
01:11Oh.
01:12Oh.
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01:46Oh.
01:47What's up for the morning?
01:56You were getting sleep last night, huh?
02:02You're a fucking beautician.
02:03Let's go.
02:04All right, welcome back to Man in the Crease,
02:06your one-stop hockey shop,
02:08and to the upcoming All-Star game in Tampa Bay,
02:11where Major League Hockey fans are finally getting
02:13what they've been asking for for years.
02:15East versus West,
02:16which means a chance for something we've never seen before.
02:19Shane Hollander and Ilya Rosanoff playing on the same team.
02:22Maybe even the same line.
02:24Who's centering who in Florida,
02:25and where does Scott Hunter fit into the mix?
02:27And speaking of Scott Hunter,
02:29will the New York captain keep up his red-hot pace,
02:31or will he, how do we put this kindly?
02:33Crash and burn, like he does halfway through every season?
02:36Not sure that's very kind, but it was succinct.
02:46You're so cute.
03:01Have I told you how cute you are?
03:03No.
03:05I mean, maybe.
03:07Well, you are.
03:08Miles is extremely jealous.
03:10Of me?
03:11No, of me.
03:13Oh.
03:13Did you not notice that Miles is gay?
03:23I guess I hadn't really thought about it.
03:25Well, he is.
03:27And he's low-key in love with you.
03:30No.
03:30Does it surprise you that Miles is gay?
03:34No.
03:35I mean, of course not, no.
03:37Well, a lot of actors are.
03:39They're just not all out.
03:43Are there any, like, gay hockey players?
03:48I mean, yes.
03:50Obviously, there are.
03:51But are there any openly gay players?
03:56Yeah, no.
03:57I mean, yeah, there are probably gay players or whatever,
04:03but none that have said it publicly.
04:10Oh.
04:12What?
04:15Sorry, I don't think I'm going about this the right way.
04:20Going about what?
04:27I really like you, Shane.
04:29I like you, too.
04:32But I have a feeling that maybe I'm not doing it for you.
04:38Oh, yes, you are.
04:39I know you like talking to me.
04:41Yeah?
04:41Do you like kissing me?
04:43Sure.
04:46Wow.
04:48No, no, of course I do.
04:49Sorry.
04:50No, hey, don't apologize.
04:51I just, I have a feeling, and maybe I'm completely off base here,
04:59but I don't know.
05:01I feel like maybe you'd rather be kissing Miles.
05:11Hey, it's really okay.
05:13It's not.
05:14I do like you.
05:20I really do.
05:21I like talking with you.
05:22I like being with you.
05:23I like all of it.
05:26I know that sex stuff is a problem.
05:31It's not a problem.
05:33A problem is something you can fix.
05:35We're more like a square peg in a round hole.
05:39Well, you know, no, I'm sorry.
05:43Forget I said that.
05:46We're just, we're not meant to fit.
05:49And it's really fine.
05:50I just don't think that we can keep trying.
05:57I get it.
05:58I just, I think, I think.
06:07I think.
06:07Hey, you don't owe me any explanation.
06:12I feel like I kind of do.
06:13You really don't.
06:21Can I ask if you've ever been with another guy?
06:34Have you ever told anyone that before?
06:37Was it different with the guy?
06:47Of course.
06:49Was it better?
06:57Yeah, it was, uh, uh, it was better.
07:01The thing is, I, uh, I kind of prefer being the whole rather than the peg.
07:11Wow, that is the best thing any gay boyfriend of mine has ever told me.
07:20You've had other...
07:21Oh, I was in theater school.
07:22Like, 70% of my boyfriends have left me for other guys.
07:2570%?
07:26Actually, 80%.
07:27Yeah.
07:30Wow.
07:33You should follow Miles back on Instagram.
07:36No.
07:37I mean, not, no, but I, I just need to sort some things out first.
07:44Of course.
07:47And I was kidding about Miles.
07:49But he totally would.
07:51Like, in a heartbeat.
07:52You haven't said anything to him, have you?
08:00No.
08:01Definitely not.
08:02And I never will.
08:03Let's be friends.
08:16Yeah.
08:17No, seriously.
08:18Not some bullshit let's stay friends thing.
08:21Let's be real friends.
08:22Like, best friends.
08:25Okay.
08:27I really like you, Shane.
08:28You're secretly one of the funniest guys I know.
08:31Well, that secret you don't have to keep.
08:33Oh, I will tell everyone.
08:36I have a feeling that there's not a lot of people you can talk to.
08:41I mean, about all the other things and stuff.
08:46Things and stuff can be tricky for me.
08:53Text me whenever, okay?
08:55I mean it, because I will be texting you all the time.
08:58Promise.
08:59You will wish you never met me.
09:01Impossible.
09:03I mean it, you will be texting me.
09:04It's not a lot of people you can't talk to me.
09:04You will be texting me.
09:05You will be texting me.
09:06Okay.
09:18There's no way Could you have something through you?
09:22That's mess!
09:23Do you want to think about which Aください?
09:27What came up with you?
09:28Where did you even start working?
09:32I couldn't start to work.
09:34So...
09:36I'm really worried about all the hockey teams. You know that you're wonderful.
09:40Of course.
09:41Especially those who put good Russian players in the game,
09:44so that the Canadiens could spend 1,5 minutes in the majority of them.
09:49These are the Canadiens?
09:51Yes. You can tell my words.
09:55When I see him in the match of the stars.
09:58It's so sad that he's playing there.
10:01The viewers are talking about it. He likes it.
10:04The viewers are wrong.
10:06You played in this year in one team with Holland, right?
10:11Is he also a middleman?
10:14No. He's cool.
10:16He's a good guy.
10:18He's a beautiful guy.
10:20If you think so.
10:27What?
10:28You know that he's beautiful and you know that he's a good guy.
10:31He's a very good guy.
10:34You know that he's a good guy.
10:36I'd be interested to see you on one line with him.
10:39I'm sure he's strong on the flag.
10:42Well, you're strong.
10:43You're strong.
10:43You're strong.
10:44You're strong.
10:45I'm sure you'll be a good guy.
10:46You're strong.
10:47I'm sure you're strong.
10:48Do you want to give up my friends?
10:52Me?
10:53I would like them.
10:55The visitors are off!
10:58The visitors are off!
11:08I wonder, how many clothes are in Roseland?
11:11It's so stylish.
11:18I have the same as Maya.
11:21Can I offer you something to drink?
11:47I'll have the same as my teammate, please.
11:49Of course.
11:51So are they out of ginger ale, captain?
11:58I'm feeling a bit wild.
12:02So this should be fun, huh?
12:05I've always wondered what it would be like to play on the same team.
12:08Have you?
12:09Yeah, I have.
12:12Nice Addison-Florida this year, right?
12:16Yes.
12:17Here you go.
12:18Thanks.
12:19Did you bring anyone with you?
12:20My parents thought about coming, but they're going to Mexico in like two weeks.
12:32And they've been with these before, so.
12:35Also, I didn't feel like being managed this weekend.
12:43Did you bring anybody?
12:44No.
12:45Nice shirt.
12:46Thanks, Eric, to get into the spirit.
12:56I'm pulling it up.
12:57Cats and dogs.
12:58Look at this.
12:59Fucking beauties.
13:00This should be a fun time.
13:01If you care about this guy, though.
13:02I can never trust him.
13:03One black coffee, please.
13:04Oh, I'm just fucking with you, brosies.
13:05It's going to be a hell of a time.
13:06Let's go east, boys.
13:07Woo-hoo!
13:08I feel like we're going to get a lot of that sort of thing this weekend.
13:13They should give us a chance to get to know each other.
13:14Who knows what we might have in common.
13:41You're looking very pretty today.
13:49Different, maybe?
13:51Someone take you shopping.
13:58If I, um,
13:59if I tell you something,
14:02will you promise not to tell anyone or make fun of me?
14:05It depends.
14:07Seriously.
14:11Yeah, sure.
14:14I hired a stylist.
14:22Fuck you.
14:25Sorry.
14:27Wow.
14:28Of course you did.
14:30I shouldn't have told you.
14:31No, no, I love it.
14:33I love it.
14:33You got, what, tired of looking like shit?
14:36I didn't look like shit.
14:37I just wore, like, athletic stuff.
14:40I know what you wore.
14:41And some of the guys in the league are so fashionable.
14:45Yeah, so very.
14:46Not you.
14:48Some of the guys.
14:49In the league?
14:49Other players, not you.
14:51Okay.
14:51So, this has nothing to do with Rosalindry?
15:05No.
15:07Well, I mean, yeah, she always dressed, um, very well, and so are her friends, but I just wanted
15:13to stop looking like I was always going to go to the gym.
15:16I've never really cared about clothes.
15:20So, uh, you and her are not?
15:23We're not.
15:24She's great, but, uh, we're just not compatible, I guess.
15:33I should circulate, I guess.
15:46Hmm?
15:47You have no clothes to show off.
15:48Okay, and I will not be losing this time, but if I lose, I will buy you all candy bars
16:12from the machine inside, okay?
16:15Hey, Holander, Holander, make sure you know that these cheaters cheat, okay?
16:19Okay.
16:20You know that guy?
16:21Yeah.
16:22Who's this guy?
16:23That's St. Holander.
16:24Ah, so you know this guy.
16:29He's the best fan of the whole league.
16:31Oh, no, no, that's not true.
16:33Flash card.
16:34Ooh, no, you get out of the pool.
16:36No, who's your dad?
16:37Show me your dad.
16:39Okay, I forgive you.
16:40You can stay.
16:42On your mark, get set, go!
16:52Let him be shot, he's the winner.
16:54Let him be shot, he's the winner.
17:01Great pass.
17:20Great goal.
17:22I'll tell you guys what's very score.
17:28Hey, Holander.
17:29Can you get these kids some money?
17:31I don't have my wallet.
17:58Found you.
17:59So you were looking for me?
18:02Of course not.
18:06Oh, I looked up that word, compatible.
18:09What?
18:11Compatible.
18:12I thought I knew what it meant, but I wanted to be sure.
18:16Oh.
18:19So you and Rose Landry are not?
18:21Yeah, not compatible.
18:25Not in that way, anyway.
18:36When do you fly out?
18:39Early.
18:40I'm saying, Columbus?
18:43Toronto.
18:43What room are you in?
18:56What room are you in?
18:59What room are you in?
19:01What room are you in?
19:04I just thought about this.
19:05By going to...
19:08Can I take care of your car and they're big?
19:11Victoria.
19:12Oh my God.
19:14Oh my God.
19:19Oh my God.
19:19They have to see us.
19:20I have to see you.
19:21Help me.
19:22You do.
19:23I love her.
19:23My God.
19:24They're hanginghl.
19:25They're coming in.
19:26Yeah.
19:27What事 is going to be here?
19:27this looks serious it's not I mean yeah I guess can you just sit down or something
19:50it's not just me right not just you what
19:55you feel it too don't you feel what last time we were together it was different what was different
20:10that you ran away look I'm sorry I freaked out okay freaked out over nothing it wasn't nothing
20:19don't act like that this is hard enough without you being an asshole what do you want Hollander
20:25we get together we fuck it's simple simple it's simple for me bullshit I think
20:41I think I'm gay
20:46oh yeah what what makes you think that fuck you you're not gay no not completely yeah well I think I am
20:58completely okay so you're gay so what well it's kind of a big deal to me at least
21:05sorry if I'm being boring again
21:08why are you telling me this who else am I gonna tell
21:23it's not just being gay it's you
21:34it's this being gay is one thing but this fucking your arch rival is another thing
21:44that's why it is a secret I know that but last time
21:49and and and for the record I am sorry about last time okay I'm sorry I freaked out
21:56but before that
22:00it was nice
22:04it was
22:07and it felt like we were something
22:11we can't be something Hollander
22:14would you want to be if we could
22:21we can't
22:23that's not what I asked
22:26what does it fucking matter
22:27I don't think I can keep pretending I don't like you anymore
22:32you don't like me
22:33yeah I do I think I like you maybe a little too much
22:39don't don't fucking do this Hollander I'm not
22:42I wouldn't be able to go home again ever
22:49do you get that
22:52because your family
22:54because Russia
22:54I would not be able to go back to Russia
22:57what would happen to you
23:00I don't want to find out
23:03but would your parents
23:07my father is police
23:10my brother is police
23:12and your mother
23:15dead
23:17I'm sorry
23:20I was young
23:22my father is very
23:26old-fashioned
23:27and sick
23:29sick like crazy
23:32that too little
23:35but no sick more like
23:37oh like cancer
23:39dementia
23:40that's awful
23:43hey
23:50sorry
23:54but no
24:02no
24:03no
24:04no
24:17no
24:19What?
24:28Nothing.
24:31Good night, Shane.
24:35Good night, Elliot.
24:45Boston Louis is texting you.
24:47Have fun.
24:48It's not.
24:49I don't care.
24:50I don't care.
24:51I don't care.
24:52I don't care.
24:53I don't care.
24:54It's not.
24:55I don't care.
24:56I don't care.
24:56I don't care.
24:57Oh, my God.
25:27Oh, my brother.
25:42I can take it if you want to.
25:44No, I don't want to.
25:47Is everything okay at home?
25:50Your father?
25:51Enough.
25:52Okay.
25:53Enough what?
25:54Questions.
25:55You have too many of them.
25:57I'm sorry.
26:00He's okay.
26:04That wasn't clear.
26:06I'm sorry in advance for tonight's game.
26:07We're going to destroy you guys.
26:10Oh.
26:12So you ought to be an asshole.
26:13No, it's still you.
26:14No, it's not me.
26:15You ought to be an asshole.
26:15Everyone must know this.
26:18Everyone, Shane Hollander is an asshole.
26:26Okay, listen up.
26:28The rumors are true.
26:29$1,000 for every goal scored tonight.
26:32Okay, boys.
26:34Montreal goes on crying.
26:36Please, please.
26:37Let's go, boys.
26:38Let's go, boys.
26:38Let's go, boys.
26:40Go, go, go.
26:41Oh, my God.
26:42I have my fingers in your pills.
26:45No, no, no.
26:45It's not true.
26:46I said you fuckers owe me $1,000 for every goal I score.
26:50You each owe me $3,000.
26:51I'll fucking go over it.
26:52Fuck off, Rozzy.
26:53You know I'll agree, Dan.
26:59What do you want?
27:02Hey.
27:04Hey, did you hear about Rosano?
27:07Where about Rosano?
27:08He did not fly with the rest of the team to Nashville.
27:12To separately?
27:14He did not go to Nashville at all.
27:16He didn't get hurt last night, did he?
27:18Not that I know of.
27:19No, he didn't.
27:21Maybe he's sick.
27:23He's not.
27:24I mean, he didn't seem sick.
27:27It's not callous.
27:28ESPN is just saying he did not go to Nashville.
27:32Don't get hurt.
27:51Hi, this is Ilya.
28:03I will never listen to your voicemail.
28:04Hey, are you okay?
28:21You wear glasses.
28:23Just for reading.
28:25Where are you?
28:26Home.
28:27Put them back on, please.
28:30Boston?
28:30Moscow.
28:31Oh.
28:32Oh.
28:34Are you okay?
28:36I will be better when I see you in your glasses again.
28:44Happy?
28:45Happier.
28:46Is your father...
28:49Yes, Dad.
28:53Ilya.
28:56I'm so sorry.
28:57What are people saying about me?
28:59Nothing.
29:00The media is being super secretive and the Raiders haven't.
29:03Good.
29:04I will be back by the end of the week.
29:07You should take more time than that.
29:08Why?
29:10So you can catch up to me in this courting race.
29:13I'm being serious.
29:16You know, you can talk to me about whatever.
29:21I want to help if I can.
29:26Take off your clothes.
29:29What?
29:29I'm also being serious.
29:33If you want to help me, take your clothes off.
29:44Glyx is back on.
29:59Half the day is fierce.
30:00Half the day is mine.
30:05How do I do?
30:09I can't wait.
30:14I can't wait.
30:18I can't wait.
30:19I can't wait.
30:21Not right, man.
30:52Хватит, блядь, меня избегать.
31:12Если бы толкает он.
31:15Ну?
31:20Что?
31:25Блядь, варюки!
31:29Тсссссс!
31:33Tell me your plan.
31:35Oh, my God!
31:37I still don't know, Alexei, he just died!
31:39Give me to myself!
31:41And I?
31:43And I what?
31:45Can I also take a minute to myself or not?
31:48Or it's only for the poor people who leave their own family?
31:52I have lost!
31:53What's your money?
31:55Who put it in your face and your nose and your nose?
31:59My child!
32:01You're not.
32:03And it's I.
32:04I've been with our father five months.
32:06Every day, until he dies!
32:09It seems like someone's singing.
32:13Great.
32:15Now we will listen to you,
32:17how the fuck is going on.
32:19Don't leave me!
32:21This is not what it is!
32:23It's not what it is!
32:25You can take my house.
32:26It's not what it is!
32:27You can take my house.
32:29You can take my house.
32:31You can buy my house.
32:38I will open my account.
32:41She will take all the money, when it will be 18.
32:49And never mind me.
32:52If you do this, you will be sorry.
32:55You understand?
32:57I will use all your power, money and power,
33:00so you will not be able to appear in this city.
33:02Otherwise, it will hurt you.
33:08So, take what I would like.
33:11Close your face and go here.
33:27Okay.
33:47I'm not worthy of you.
33:49I'm worthy of you.
33:50I'm worthy of you.
33:51But you don't want me.
33:53You don't want me.
33:57You know, I love you.
33:58I know.
34:00But you're not like with Jane.
34:03Right?
34:04I love you too.
34:09If I will be you, I will always be here.
34:12I will never leave.
34:13I will never leave.
34:16I just hope that Jane knows how it will be.
34:20No.
34:46Hey, I'm just gonna...
34:47Have fun.
34:48How are you?
35:11Okay. Not good. Probably bad.
35:17How's your family?
35:19At their worst.
35:22My brother is, I don't know, scared.
35:28It makes him terrible.
35:31And it makes me terrible back.
35:34Is it very upsetting?
35:37Yes.
35:39But maybe I'm upset about the wrong thing.
35:45You mean not your father?
35:50Maybe...
35:53I...
35:55I wish it could be different.
35:59I wish he could know me or...
36:03I don't know. I don't know.
36:06English is too hard right now.
36:09I wish I spoke Russian.
36:12Yeah, you could probably learn it in a week.
36:16No accent. Perfect.
36:18Bonjour.
36:20That's French, Ilya.
36:23You're in no shame.
36:26Where are you?
36:28I'm just walking.
36:30I needed to get out.
36:34Hey, I have an idea.
36:37How about you tell me everything that's on your mind, but in Russian?
36:42I won't understand, but maybe it'll help.
36:46Okay.
36:48I will never come back here.
36:58I'll never return here.
37:00I hate everything here.
37:03And all of me hate them.
37:07I don't care.
37:08I have everything.
37:09I'm a lawyer.
37:10I'm a lawyer.
37:11I'm a lawyer.
37:12I'm a lawyer.
37:13I'm a lawyer.
37:14And all I hear, it's not bad.
37:16I'm not a lawyer.
37:17I want more, Ilya.
37:18I need more, Ilya.
37:20More, more, more, more, more, more, more.
37:23I want more, more, more.
37:27And everything that I hear, it's not bad.
37:30I want more, Ilya. I need more, Ilya.
37:33More, more, more, more, more, more, more, more.
37:37I can't give this to anyone.
37:41I gave them everything.
37:43I feel like I'm empty.
37:48I don't like them.
37:50Look at me and see either a bank or a enemy.
37:54Or...
37:56I don't know who.
37:57My brother...
38:02...has always hated me.
38:06I don't know why.
38:08But...
38:12...it kills me.
38:20And it kills me, what he forgot about me.
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