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00:00When the roll is called up yonder,
00:08when the roll is called up yonder, I'll be there.
00:12I care to give a donation, sir.
00:14Please, sir, could you...
00:16Oh.
00:18Brother! Hello, hi, brother.
00:20Hello, hi, hello, hi, hello, hi, hello, hi.
00:22Hello, brother. Come this way. Come, come, come.
00:24I'm over here.
00:25Care to give a Christmas donation, please?
00:27I don't know where the donations go
00:29with this type of stuff, man. Sorry.
00:31All the donations go directly to the church.
00:33Is that not good enough for you?
00:35Holy moly.
00:36Holy moly Baptist Church.
00:38We are collecting funds for the less fortunate families
00:40to give gifts for this Christmas.
00:43Sorry, man. I just don't have any cash right now, man.
00:45I wish I did, truly. Sorry.
00:48Don't worry yourself.
00:50We take tap.
00:52My cards don't tap, actually.
00:54Okay. Well, then, we can't swipe.
00:56My mag stripe is stripped.
00:58Oh, look, then. We can't take inserts, sir, please.
01:00Oh, perfect.
01:01And tanks.
01:03My wallet. I don't have it.
01:05Your phone don't tap. You don't have no smartwatch.
01:07My phone's dead, and then my watch is done.
01:09Yeah, sorry, bro.
01:10Wait, wait, wait, sir. One more thing we can't take.
01:12Email transfer.
01:14Oh, nice.
01:15Yes.
01:16Really?
01:17All right.
01:19Yeah.
01:20Wicked.
01:21All right, then.
01:22Good.
01:23I'll send you guys ten bucks.
01:24Yes, nice.
01:25Ten, twenty, thirty, fifty.
01:26Ten.
01:27Ten.
01:28Ten. Thank you so much.
01:29Good.
01:30And the Lord and myself can count on you for that?
01:32Yeah, yeah.
01:34Good.
01:35All right.
01:36Yes, take this brochure.
01:38It lists all the payment options we have.
01:40Email transfer and those things.
01:42And other ways that you can donate to the church in the future.
01:46Yeah, yeah.
01:47Cool.
01:48Yeah, I'll send it when my phone turns back on.
01:49Okay.
01:50All right, man.
01:51Cool. Blessings, blessings.
01:52Hold on there. Hold on there. One second.
01:54Um, let me get your phone number, so I can put it in my phone
01:57and call you back when we charge up back again.
02:00Yeah.
02:01Uh, 416.
02:02Uh-huh.
02:03152.
02:04Uh-huh.
02:05867.
02:06867.
02:074.
02:084.
02:094.
02:10All right.
02:11Okay, cool.
02:12Yeah.
02:13I'm a fool.
02:14What with?
02:15Mm, all right.
02:16Merry Christmas, bro.
02:17Bless her.
02:18Hold on, hold on.
02:19Y'all going into the store without no monies?
02:22Oh, no.
02:23Yeah, no.
02:24I was...
02:25I'm just doing the price check real quick.
02:26Ugh.
02:27Bush is gone.
02:28Yeah, no.
02:29I'm just...
02:30I'm just doing the price check real quick.
02:31Ugh.
02:32Bush is gone.
02:33Yeah, no.
02:34I'm just doing the price check real quick.
02:36Bush is for $10.
02:41All right, boss.
02:42All right, bless up here.
02:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:44Yo, I'm gonna send that shit later.
02:45What's the bad word in front of the kids?
02:46Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:47Beagles, beagles.
02:48Sorry.
02:49You're actually the second nearest grocery store.
02:51They're out there.
02:52They're out there.
02:59My old lady fucks heavy with the Zavroni champagne.
03:02It reminds me of your name, so...
03:04Have Godfrey for Christmas.
03:05Eh, I'm getting this one for you.
03:07You will go with on the road to get a coffee, buy a coffee, eh.
03:11When you get this one at home, you just take this part.
03:19Boss, thank you very much for helping me to secure my papers.
03:22I secure papers for you, too.
03:24You put in the water here until the top.
03:27Close in here.
03:28Put in the coffee right here.
03:29I see how fucking stressful shit could get for you around here, boss.
03:32So I got you a little Christmas tree to get the edge off, you know?
03:37Close back.
03:38Close back.
03:45And that's it.
03:46Boom, turn on the heat.
03:47You have the coffee ready at home.
03:49All right, so one of my boys in Peterborough runs this crazy play
03:52where he basically bid on, like, these mystery pallets.
03:55Kind of illegal, but it is what it is.
03:57Basically, he intercepts them before they get to where they're supposed to go.
04:00Intercepted.
04:01The only thing is, though, you have to, like, buy the whole thing
04:03before you can see what's inside of it.
04:05All of that to say, you're projected to have a blessed Christmas.
04:08Oh, shit, a projector?
04:09Yeah.
04:12Merry Christmas.
04:13Merry Christmas.
04:14Guys, we said it was a no-gift Christmas, man.
04:15You got to say I'll take this shit back.
04:18Sorry we're in the Christmas spirit, bud.
04:20And I thank you for that, Danny.
04:21I'm very grateful.
04:22My name is Doug.
04:23The only thing about this projector is everything on the menu
04:25is written in anime, so...
04:27Thank you, Hasan.
04:28Hey, buddy, you see the sign I bring here?
04:30Feliz Navidad.
04:33Yeah, man.
04:34Because you always like to give it for everybody
04:36and stuff like that.
04:37Right.
04:38So...
04:39Yeah.
04:40Right.
04:43You really not getting nothing for us, man?
04:45For real?
04:46We said no gifts.
04:47I should be mad at you guys.
04:48Wow.
04:49What is this?
04:50You really thought we didn't get you anything for Christmas.
04:51That's what the fuck you said, Marcus.
04:52What?
04:53Give me a baco and paco of my people.
04:54Dog, you guys faked me out.
04:55Nah, man.
04:56It's...
04:57It's whatever.
04:58Dog.
04:59I'm turning them off.
05:00No, dog.
05:01Don't turn off the sweater lights.
05:02Christmas lights are over.
05:03His spirit is done.
05:04Carla didn't get me shit.
05:05Actually...
05:06I didn't.
05:07Oh, Carla.
05:08Oh, yeah.
05:09The lights are off.
05:10I think he would be nice.
05:11No, I'm like, thank you.
05:12Everybody's just angry with himself, so he just want to put it in everybody.
05:15Don't worry, guys.
05:16Holy cold guy.
05:17Eric.
05:18What?
05:19Eric didn't get me shit, right?
05:20What?
05:21He didn't get me jack shit.
05:22You said no gifts.
05:23Well, Eric actually got us this cool corded headphones.
05:25What?
05:26Yeah.
05:27I sorted the guys, but...
05:28What?
05:29You said no gifts?
05:30You sorted the guys?
05:31Yeah.
05:32I think Everest is the Scrooge this year.
05:34Oh, yeah.
05:35Now I'm Scrooge.
05:36Now I'm Scrooge.
05:37Scrooge doesn't get any lights.
05:38You're wild, man.
05:39You know what, guys?
05:40Scrooge you, Everett.
05:41Okay, guys.
05:42Obviously, I got you guys a gift.
05:44Yeah?
05:45It's a fucking joke, guys.
05:46One sec.
05:47Ha.
05:48He didn't get us shit.
05:49Boss is so nice, so...
05:50Yeah.
05:55Why did he get us for?
05:56The fuck?
05:57He didn't get us anything, I'm telling you.
05:58I've seen this trip.
05:59Oh, you gotta have faith in the Christian spirit.
06:00No.
06:01He probably got something like that.
06:02This is my brother here.
06:03I'm telling you.
06:04He does this every year.
06:05There's nothing coming out of that office.
06:06It's gonna be something.
06:11We didn't weep.
06:13Oh, sweet.
06:14A piece of paper?
06:15Doug, Shazam's donated to a church.
06:17All right?
06:18Grow a heart.
06:19Are you trying to get some St. Peter's points?
06:21What does that mean?
06:22It means lights off, buddy.
06:23Christmas spirits back to dead.
06:25Doug, come on.
06:26Not the lights.
06:27You know what?
06:28Give me back another pack of paper.
06:30Guys, I'm donating my time.
06:32All right?
06:33And it's on behalf of all you guys.
06:34Even you, Eric.
06:35So now it looks like I got you shit
06:36and you didn't get me jack off.
06:37You said no gifts, bro.
06:38What?
06:39It's fucking Christmas, Eric.
06:41Where's the spirit?
06:42Everett, what exactly are we gonna give him?
06:44When we gonna give it?
06:45I don't really get that.
06:47Vicky.
06:48I'm, um...
06:50I'm doing a gift pickup for the annual Christmas drive.
06:53All right?
06:54Now how's that for Christmas spirit?
06:55Doug, good on you, boss.
06:56Yeah, I guess.
06:57Yeah.
06:58What are we gonna give it?
06:59I don't understand that part.
07:00I really wanted to make you guys proud
07:01and make the most of this gifting season
07:03by gifting you guys the gift of me giving other people shit
07:06where less gifted than us.
07:07What?
07:08You know what I mean?
07:11Lights on.
07:12Yeah, they are.
07:17And my spine is trash and me is still in kind of pain.
07:21This guy, he's not working at least three months.
07:25Three months or two?
07:26Cause you hold out two.
07:27Three.
07:28Prince.
07:29Back to your recall.
07:31All right, you ready?
07:32Hmm?
07:33What do you mean, hmm?
07:34You're helping me with the church gifts today.
07:35No, I'm not.
07:37This could be your gift to me.
07:39Me, you, Hasan, Ricky.
07:40We'll bang this out quick.
07:41Dang, Hasan is in Oakville with his cousins.
07:43Shit.
07:44And I might as well be there too, cause I'm out.
07:46Bro, these families need our help.
07:47Bro, it's Christmas.
07:48Yeah, it is Christmas.
07:49So grow heart.
07:50Exactly, it's Christmas.
07:51So I'm chilling, what?
07:54All right, Ricky, what are you doing?
07:56I'm gonna go visit my mother and, uh...
07:58You guys should go visit your father.
07:59It's Christmas, right?
08:00It's Christmas Eve.
08:01Look, how about we do a little church work?
08:03Okay, then tomorrow we both go see our parents.
08:05The donation wasn't a gift for everybody?
08:07Yeah, it is, but...
08:09Come on.
08:10Come on, Ricky.
08:13Please.
08:16Okay.
08:17Later, twin.
08:18Bye, Eddie.
08:19Please, please.
08:20Please, Ricky.
08:21Ricky.
08:24I guess I'm the only one with a heart this Christmas.
08:26Bro, the guys won't even care that you're doing this.
08:28Like, it's over, bro.
08:29You're doing too much.
08:30You're doing too much.
08:31I already told the pastor I'd help.
08:32He's a serious church man.
08:33I can't let him down.
08:34You're telling me you're his only...
08:35Hope!
08:36Everybody can't support me.
08:37Really?
08:38But God sees your generosity in him.
08:40And I'm personally grateful that you decided to agree to do all of the pickups.
08:45All of them?
08:46God bless you, man.
08:47Yeah, man.
08:48Anything for the families.
08:49It shouldn't be like an all-day thing though, right?
08:51All we need is a pickup over here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here.
08:57Oh, my God.
08:58You can't say that to another church.
08:59Oh, my bad.
09:00My bad.
09:01You're right.
09:02And then what?
09:03Come back to the church after that?
09:04And it's two over here.
09:05And four over here.
09:06And two over here.
09:07And here.
09:08And then you circle back around five o'clock to surprise the family, then.
09:10It's like a wicked.
09:11Damn, I need a Santa hat, not a elf hat.
09:13That's not appropriate in the church.
09:15What, wearing a Santa hat?
09:16It's what you said before that.
09:18Oh, shit.
09:19You can't say damn in the church?
09:20Sorry.
09:21My bad.
09:22Time to touch the road, Ephraim.
09:23Yeah, I'm out.
09:24Is the Lord gonna bless me with the gas money?
09:27Okay.
09:36Look at this shit.
09:37Look at this shit.
09:38Gifts.
09:39Free delivery.
09:40On behalf of your boss.
09:41On behalf of Shazam moving.
09:43Supposed to be all you guys, but it's all good.
09:45Just me and not even Eric can save my own brother.
09:47He probably ain't home beating as me.
09:49Where the fuck is my truck?
09:53Yeah, is this Brampton?
09:54It's a white fucking giant truck and somebody took it.
09:57You can't see that on your end?
09:58I don't know my fucking license plate right now.
10:00How can somebody tow my entire truck but not leave no contact info?
10:02Put a business card under a wrap, nigga.
10:04It's a fucking giant truck with a genie on it.
10:06Have you seen it?
10:07Why is it in Mississauga?
10:08I'm in the middle of doing charity work.
10:10Grow a heart.
10:11It's Christmas.
10:12This is how people do bad shit.
10:13This is how it starts.
10:14All right, where's your truck?
10:15Let me come take that shit.
10:16Yeah, I can hold that.
10:17Fuck!
10:18Fuck them kids, bruh.
10:19Fuck them damn kids.
10:20That's what I should've said.
10:21Fuck them are hooping.
10:22Make sure the parlay hits today, girl.
10:28What the hell?
10:29This guy never calls me.
10:30Yo, you gotta be the only guy I know who put in work on Christmas.
10:31Goodbye, buddy.
10:32You know I bought my cheese stock to me.
10:33How fast can you meet me in Branson with the truck?
10:34I got 50 an hour for you.
10:35I meet her pretty quick.
10:37Hey, are you Eric Saunders?
10:38Yeah, yeah.
10:39Come in.
10:40It's fucking cold.
10:41It's cold out there, man.
10:42It really is.
10:43Sorry, Scott.
10:44Check these cookies.
10:45Yeah, no worries.
10:46We're good.
10:47Oh, man.
10:48Oh, man.
10:49Oh, man.
10:50Oh, man.
10:51Oh, man.
10:52Oh, man.
10:53Oh, man.
10:54Oh, man.
10:55Oh, man.
10:56Oh, man.
10:57Oh, man.
10:58Oh, man.
10:59Oh, man.
11:00Oh, man.
11:01Oh, man.
11:02Oh, man.
11:03Oh, man.
11:04Oh, man.
11:05Oh, man.
11:06Oh, man.
11:07Did you order the Super Quantum Calm Siatsu Deep Tissue Back and Neck Massager with Heat?
11:11I did, yeah.
11:12Amazing.
11:13I'll just get you to sign here.
11:14Hold on one second.
11:15Let me just scan it.
11:16Yeah.
11:17This new technology.
11:19I'll just get you to sign right here.
11:22Yeah.
11:23Whoo-wee.
11:24No way.
11:25Bluetooth?
11:26Here you go.
11:27Yeah.
11:28Here you go.
11:31Wow, yeah.
11:32This is like the Bentley of backrest.
11:33Yeah?
11:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:35Wow.
11:36Damn.
11:37Whoo.
11:38I don't know too much about it.
11:39I just did a quick review.
11:4012 voltage, 20 minutes.
11:42Oh.
11:43Yeah.
11:44Three.
11:45Oh, rechargeable.
11:46Rechargeable.
11:47Yeah, that's nice.
11:48Yeah, you see it comes with a little remote control over there?
11:50Yeah, I do see that.
11:51Yeah, that's the one right there.
11:52Yeah, bro.
11:53Man.
11:54Ooh-wee.
11:56The Super Quantum Calm Siatsu Deep Tissue Back.
11:59Yeah, that's the one right there.
12:01Yeah.
12:02You moaning?
12:05My bad.
12:06My bad.
12:07My bad.
12:08You're good.
12:09Thank you, bro.
12:10Appreciate it.
12:11Merry Christmas.
12:12Yeah, I just got my back blown out.
12:13I got my back blown out.
12:14You see right here?
12:15Okay.
12:16Yeah, about a month ago on a delivery here.
12:17That's how I know all about this.
12:18Yeah.
12:19Yeah, watch your reviews on this nonstop.
12:20Oh.
12:21Yeah.
12:22Are you gonna open that now?
12:23Oh, it's cool.
12:24It's cool.
12:25It's cool.
12:26My bad.
12:27Ooh-wee.
12:28Yeah, okay, okay.
12:29I wish I didn't hurt my back.
12:30Man.
12:31Yeah.
12:32Holy fuck.
12:33I just want to see it, like, in real life.
12:36Oh.
12:37Damn.
12:39Oh, man.
12:40This guy's just moaning.
12:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:42Yeah.
12:43Holy.
12:44So we're good, yeah?
12:45I signed, right?
12:46Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:47Oh, my bad.
12:48My bad.
12:49But if you need anyone to test it, you know who to call.
12:51You know where to find me, sir?
12:52I absolutely don't.
12:53You have a good one.
12:54Thank you, man.
12:55Merry Christmas.
12:56Let me just triple check.
12:57My bro.
12:58My bro.
12:59My bro.
13:00Oh, holy speed.
13:02Bro.
13:03Yo.
13:04How the fuck do you eat them?
13:05No, you can't be doing that.
13:06How you lose your truck, man?
13:07How you let our next man zoink your truck?
13:08I know, I know.
13:09Fucking stupid, man.
13:10I know.
13:11But, yo, real talk, man.
13:12Thanks for doing this, man.
13:13You're really bailing me up.
13:14Bro, put the hand down, man.
13:15You're swinging me bones.
13:16Straight.
13:17Yeah, easy.
13:18I'm gonna pop the truck.
13:19Yo, you're not popping nothing until you swing me back my 23 bones for this stupid rental,
13:22bro.
13:23Oh, yeah, easy.
13:24Easy.
13:25Yeah, I got you.
13:26Yeah, I'll do it.
13:27What else do you say?
13:28I owe you three.
13:29Yeah, you owe me a 103, y'all.
13:30I'll bill an hour.
13:31I need you to agree on that.
13:32Bill an hour?
13:33Yeah.
13:34What happened to 50 an hour?
13:35I don't care what we talked about.
13:36Cause from then I had bare people blowing up my line from freaking Owen Sound saying,
13:41yo, can't even tell you what they wanted me to do over there, but just know, motion.
13:45So it's about to be a bill an hour and it is what it is.
13:48I don't hear no complaining, nothing.
13:51Holy smokes.
13:52Okay, I don't have that type of cash on me right now.
13:57And you gotta put that shit out, bro.
13:58I can't be smelling like weed on these pickups.
14:00This is church shit.
14:01Kush is my religion, nigga.
14:03Wait.
14:04Are you gonna tell me I can't light my tree on Christmas?
14:06Are you blind?
14:07Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
14:09Fuck.
14:10Fuck.
14:11Fuck.
14:12Fuck.
14:13Fuck.
14:14Fuck.
14:15Fuck.
14:16Fuck.
14:17Fuck.
14:19Fuck.
14:21Fuck.
14:23Fuck.
14:24Fuck.
14:25Fuck.
14:26Fuck.
14:27If he's already killed me, you're watching me smoke, I don't know.
14:30Fuck.
14:31Fuck.
14:32Fuck.
14:33Fuck.
14:35Oh, fuck.
14:36Fuck.
14:37Fuck.
14:38You're watching me smoke and drive no so happens if you get pulled over by time
14:42They see me smoke in my tree and my trees already smoke. Yeah, I said nice smell like weed
14:46So what they can't make me jump out to it for that even if they do what what weed officer?
14:53Where's the cush officer?
14:55And then what about the seven blunts you ever hold in the car did I see that?
15:01They're not seeing that at all. Okay, bro. How do you even drive like that? Can you see?
15:05Yeah, how do you drive like this? What like a shrimp? Well, if I do this was about to be a deposition
15:13Interview like I would never take the job bro. No I see and my eye line is proper, bro
15:19I'm just concerned about our safety is what bro. You're black
15:22Hold the wheel real quick
15:24What the fuck what do you mean?
15:26No watch the road bro. I dropped my lighter, bro. I got it. I got it
15:31That is paranoid, bro. You watch out
15:35Uh hooky
15:50this stuff at Queen rep graded you we're good
15:58Holy shit, we actually did it
16:00Taika whenever saves Christmas, huh
16:02I showed you, fams, everything will be blessed.
16:08Man, let me hit that shit real quick, man. Let me try that.
16:10It's loud as shit, though, you know?
16:12Bro, I'm not a baby.
16:13Come on, bro, let me hit that shit.
16:14Bro, it's loud as fuck.
16:15Bro, I smoked weed before.
16:16Yeah?
16:17Yeah, yeah.
16:18Bro, they used to call me horse lungs.
16:19Horse lungs, yeah?
16:22All that shit, little nigga.
16:23You been coasting off this shit all day.
16:25That was extra spicy, bro, my fault, my fault.
16:32Oh, fuck the cherry!
16:33What?
16:34The cherry flew off.
16:35Where, in the whip?
16:36It flew in, but it definitely flew up.
16:38Did it fly in or it flew out?
16:40It flew in, but it flew out, I'm pretty sure.
16:42Nah, it's out, it's out, for sure.
16:44Yeah, don't worry about it. My bad, here's the rest.
16:48Nah, hold that, I have a fresh one.
16:50I don't even cough into the place like saying I'm fucking choked in.
16:54Oh, is there anthrax in this?
16:57I just put a little bit of grabber in that, buddy.
16:59Holy...
17:00I didn't make it too spicy.
17:01Holy spice.
17:02Leon, this guy's not Jamaican.
17:04Fuck the shit.
17:16Yo?
17:17Yes, pasta, Merry Christmas.
17:18God bless you.
17:19Got it done.
17:20Amazing, amazing, you got it done.
17:22I'm happy I could save Christmas for the last portion.
17:24What's that smell, gyanja?
17:26Oh, yes, my driver Tyco, he has to smoke it.
17:28Oh.
17:29Maybe you could do a little prayer for him, he's smoking a lot.
17:31Is that truck smoking?
17:33Yeah, the window's down a little.
17:35Oh, fuck, my cherry!
17:36Yo, Tyco, pop the mac!
17:37Pop the mac, pop the mac!
17:39What?
17:40The back, bro.
17:41Pop the mac?
17:42You're a cherry?
17:43I'm a cherry, bro, I thought it flew out the window.
17:44Yo!
17:45Jesus!
17:46This is in my hands, bro.
17:47I told you a cherry wasn't out, bro.
17:48I told you a cherry wasn't out, bro.
17:49I told you a cherry wasn't out, bro.
17:50I told you a cherry wasn't out, bro.
17:51I'm gonna mess with the picnic of them Christmas.
17:52This is a weird suit, you know.
17:53This is a weird suit.
17:54This is a weird suit.
17:58It's blessed.
17:59Lord of his mercy.
18:00What may I tell the family on the picnic of them Everett?
18:03My bad.
18:04You are gonna be here if it's a my bad?
18:06You are me if it's a my bad?
18:08You are me if it's a my bad?
18:09They're saying it wasn't my bad.
18:10It's great.
18:11Whether you're bad or you're bad or the next boy.
18:14You know, she said all of the gifts them burn up.
18:16Bro, we still did a good deed.
18:17We spent all day picking up these gifts.
18:18We dropping off at the church.
18:19And look for the gifts them now.
18:20Look how them crisps up, crisps up.
18:22And look for the beer.
18:23And better we didn't leave them at the warehouse.
18:26Yeah, fuck.
18:27You're right, man.
18:28Enough with the bad words.
18:29We're outside.
18:30I said enough.
18:31You're so paying me my bread to give a fuck about a holiday.
18:35My fault.
18:36Hey, bro, I might have an idea to save Christmas
18:38if we still have time to go to Oakville and Peterborough.
18:40Oakville?
18:41Right now, I mean I have no choice.
18:45That's exactly why we might be projected to have a blessed Christmas.
18:48You're projected to have a blessed Christmas.
18:49What's that supposed to be?
18:50Call Hasan.
18:51No matter how far I go, you managed to bring me back to work, eh?
18:54But yo, break down this operation real quick before we reach.
18:56So basically for $250 cash, you have that?
18:59Yeah, yeah.
19:00For sure?
19:01Yeah, I got cash.
19:02Pure cash.
19:03Pure, eh?
19:04No, that's the road.
19:05Okay.
19:06What are you doing?
19:07Pure, eh?
19:08Yeah?
19:09You gotta figure out which one you want.
19:10Okay.
19:11And then it's all you.
19:12Okay, okay.
19:13And what's the worst thing that could possibly be in these boxes?
19:15Honestly, it could be anything, which is a sick thing, but a scary one at the same time.
19:19That should be scary?
19:20I mean, on one time, one of my boys, he got like a thousand drones, one pallet.
19:24Drones?
19:25Yeah.
19:26Drones?
19:27Mm.
19:28Crazy planes.
19:29What?
19:30Wow.
19:31But then he also got like 1,000 bottles of baby oil in the next one, so.
19:34Really?
19:35So what's this guy's deal?
19:36He's legit or what?
19:37Yeah, he's legit, man.
19:38Super legit, super legit.
19:39Oh, God bless.
19:40His business model is completely illegal, though.
19:42Man, I'm so sorry to do this to you last minute rap riddles.
19:45Nah, Christmas is the blessedest time of year for me, broski.
19:48Come on, no better time than no.
19:50Oh, no.
19:51Pure business are gone.
19:53Oh, Lisa, I need one of these stacks for two bills.
19:56This is in here, guys.
19:57Yes.
19:58You ram the loot.
19:59You pick a stack.
20:00That's good.
20:01And there's no way we can take a peek inside before we buy?
20:03Listen, you touch, you buy.
20:05Step aside, please, please, please.
20:06Listen, listen.
20:07It could be a parts for a viper.
20:09Could be a thousand diapers.
20:11I don't know.
20:12When you say you intercept these packages, you know what I mean?
20:16You want to elaborate on that.
20:17No, relax.
20:18It's not one of the time.
20:19I don't watch your arm, yo.
20:20It's not the time, bro.
20:21Watch again.
20:22I'm not watching nothing but operation just so I can make my bread.
20:25You don't want man's to eat.
20:26Yo, Ram, don't give a damn.
20:28Pick your stack and scram.
20:30Yeah.
20:31This guy's freaking distant, bro.
20:33Does he always ram?
20:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:35I think he has authentism or something.
20:37Okay, okay, okay, okay.
20:39So which stack will it be?
20:41Just tell Ram.
20:42I'm getting good vibes from this one right here, you know, girl.
20:45Really?
20:46Really?
20:47What is it?
20:48Can you tell?
20:49Because the man's trying to play a mental warfare, leaning on the box thinking we won't select
20:52it.
20:53Choose this one.
20:54Yeah?
20:55Yeah.
20:56You sure?
20:57Yeah.
20:58Okay, fuck it.
20:59Let's do two for safety.
21:00Let's do this one, and then...
21:01And then...
21:02Just do eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
21:04Pick a box so we could go.
21:06You like that one?
21:07Because they're all rammed.
21:08Ram, could you choose for us?
21:09I'm not trying to be a dick, but it's kind of a hard decision because Ram doing a scan
21:14for a man isn't really part of the plan unless you got a band.
21:19Oh, no, no, no, okay.
21:20Talking a green, no eggs in hand.
21:22Okay, okay.
21:23What does all these?
21:24Drown this, bro.
21:25Okay.
21:26Okay.
21:27Not this one?
21:28I'm feeling another vibe from this one right here.
21:30I don't know if it's because it's running right here in here.
21:32Really?
21:33But something, maybe it's because I'm in a force field and I'm just feeling something.
21:36I just need to trust me on this one, big bro.
21:38Okay, so not this one because I'm getting good vibes from this one, too.
21:40Nah, the man's smirking way too much.
21:42Step away from that one.
21:43The man wants to know something fuckers in that one, bro.
21:46You got to read this guy, bro.
21:47Look at his face, bro.
21:48And you're firm on this one.
21:49Bro, I'm firm, bro.
21:51Trust me.
21:52These two got me pumped.
21:53You've never been in a casino with me, eh?
21:55If you've ever seen my casino wins, you can take these two for our spins.
21:59I bet.
22:00You owe me, girl.
22:03Okay, okay.
22:08Yo, let's just drop this off and dip to be safe.
22:11What?
22:12Bund that.
22:13Tryna bust who's open and see why I'm gone.
22:15Take a look at one-two for types.
22:17Bro, bust what?
22:18You're getting paid for your hardware.
22:19You're not paying me in items.
22:20Okay, but this is for the families.
22:21Bund the families, bro.
22:22Like, who cares?
22:23We should definitely check out what's what before...
22:25Before what?
22:26Uh...
22:27What's going on over there?
22:28We got more gifts.
22:29Bigger batch.
22:30Christmas is back.
22:31Ah.
22:32Thank you so much.
22:33Praise God.
22:34Ah, you can say that.
22:35You're good there.
22:36You're good there.
22:37You can do your thing, and then we're going to stage it out and figure out what's what.
22:38You're going to organize.
22:39Thank you, Father.
22:40You're bad enough everything.
22:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:42I told you, man.
22:43Better be blessed.
22:48Oh, my God.
22:49The fuck?
22:50What's that?
22:51Let me hold one.
22:53Bro.
22:54See what I'm saying?
22:55No, these are fucking penis pumps.
22:56What?
22:57These are fucking penis pumps.
22:58Ew, ew, ew.
22:59What the fuck?
23:00No, no, no.
23:01Stop the cursing in the house of the Lord.
23:03What's going on here?
23:04No, no, no.
23:05We're just...
23:06We're getting situated.
23:07We're getting organized.
23:08You do you.
23:09You do you.
23:10I'll call you over.
23:11I told you guys it's going to be a scam with Ram.
23:12Now he pissed off this man and cooked the plan.
23:16Yo.
23:17Yo, Ev.
23:18Bro, we got two stacks of fucking penis pumps, bro.
23:20Call your boy.
23:21Bro, he's not going to take it back.
23:22Take back what?
23:25Show me the goods.
23:26You don't want to ruin the surprise.
23:27Show me the goods.
23:28I'm just the driver though.
23:31Just the driver.
23:33But wait.
23:34How are this?
23:35Yeah, so this says manual resuscitation tank inanimate.
23:38Yeah, it's like a breathing apparatus for the families.
23:43Yeah, the oxygen.
23:44What kind of fuckery are you dealing with, boy?
23:45What kind of blood-clad fuckery are you dealing with?
23:46What kind of blood-clad fuckery are you dealing with?
23:47What kind of this?
23:48Penis pump?
23:49Body pump?
23:50In the church?
23:51Body pump, you mama.
23:52What do you take this thing for?
23:53What do you take this thing for?
23:54You shouldn't be sworn in the church, right?
23:55You should be sworn in the church, right?
23:56You don't blood-clad cure with me there.
23:57You don't set a...
23:58Idiots.
23:59What do you do?
24:00Blood.
24:01Come out that blood-clad church.
24:02Fuck this.
24:03Listen, come out.
24:04100% I could have went pro if I didn't hurt my knee.
24:05Mm-hmm.
24:06What do you take this thing for?
24:07What do you take this thing for?
24:08What do you take this thing for?
24:09What do you take this thing for?
24:10What do you take this thing for?
24:11You shouldn't be sworn in the church, right?
24:12You don't blood-clad cure with me there.
24:13You don't set a...
24:14Idiots.
24:15What do you do?
24:16Blood.
24:17Come out that blood-clad church.
24:18Oh, please.
24:21Listen, come out.
24:25What junk for them?
24:30100% I could have went pro if I didn't hurt my knee.
24:33Hmm.
24:35You don't believe me?
24:36I don't know, buddy.
24:39It's hard.
24:40Nah, I could have...
24:41I could have went pro.
24:42Oh, yeah?
24:43I don't know.
24:44I see this shit, man.
24:46Look.
24:48Hmm?
24:49Santa's helper is back for me.
24:50Oh, Lee.
24:51Yeah.
24:52Funny. Funny.
24:53Yeah.
24:54They made you wear that all day?
24:55Nah, it's just the end of the day.
24:56Shit.
24:57It was a fucking crazy day.
24:58Long story.
24:59Hmm.
25:00What are you guys saying?
25:01Kick up.
25:02Lazy day.
25:03He's watching football.
25:04Basketball.
25:05I want to watch football, but...
25:06Oh, yeah.
25:07I see that shit.
25:08You guys are fucking slumming it.
25:09Hmm.
25:10Got you something by the door, by the way.
25:11Merry Christmas.
25:12What?
25:13The garbage?
25:14Bro, that's your gift.
25:15Bro, that wasn't garbage.
25:16Oh, fuck, bitch.
25:17Wow.
25:18Ebony, you throw his gift out, man?
25:20Really?
25:21This isn't fucking garbage.
25:22Bro, you know I'm not that good at rapping, so...
25:24But that's a garbage bag, Eddie.
25:25It's wrapped in a garbage bag, yeah.
25:27I'm gonna put this in there for me, too.
25:29Fuck off, man.
25:30You guys can fuck off.
25:31Let me see you rap something.
25:32Just fucking open it.
25:33I don't know why you guys are making me feel bad, like...
25:35Yeah, what is it?
25:36I got you the gift.
25:38Wow.
25:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:40Just for you when you're in the truck, you know?
25:42Use your pain.
25:43Fuck the truck, man.
25:44What happened?
25:45No, no, no, no.
25:46This is sick.
25:47This is all...
25:48That's the Bentley.
25:49That's the Bentley of bat massages.
25:50I really appreciate this.
25:51I do.
25:52Three different modes, three different songs.
25:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:54Bro, we got...
25:55You guys are chilling, right?
25:56Ah, shit.
25:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:58No, this is fucking...
25:59Do you?
26:00No, no, this is sick.
26:01I just...
26:02Move you?
26:03You guys are free right now, right?
26:04You guys are chilling, lazy and shit.
26:05Watching TV, relaxing.
26:06We got a quick Mr. Saga mission.
26:08All right, yo.
26:09No.
26:10What?
26:11Throw the shoes on?
26:12I'm not going to Saga, bro.
26:13Shoes up, shoes up.
26:14Ricky, this is your gift to me.
26:15Bro, let's go, let's go.
26:16Throw your shoes on real quick.
26:17We got a quick mission to run.
26:18I'm not going to...
26:19What mission, bro?
26:20It's not a game, bro.
26:24Look at the cameras, bro.
26:25Look at them, bro.
26:26Christmas Eve.
26:27Ah.
26:28There it is.
26:29Right there.
26:30Right fucking there.
26:32Ah, they are coming.
26:34Guys, guys, guys.
26:37Wait, wait, wait.
26:39Wait, wait.
26:40Everett, you're not going to wait in for me.
26:41Everett, my pants is too tight.
26:51Everett.
26:53Eddie.
26:54Guys, my pants, Eddie.
26:57Oh, why is he sitting on the fence like that?
26:59Does he not want to come down?
27:00My pants is catching in the...
27:03I can't move from here.
27:05What is he doing?
27:06Guys, I'm stuck.
27:07I've got to be stuck, guys.
27:09Oh, no.
27:10Ricky.
27:11Why do you like that?
27:12Oh, respect me, man.
27:13Guys.
27:14Let me.
27:16And so the man who put food in hands
27:20Yeah.
27:21Had a plan that blessed all mans.
27:23Yeah.
27:24Although they didn't get anything on their wish list.
27:26Yeah.
27:27It turns out they are projected to have a blessed Christmas.
27:30Yeah.
27:31Yeah.
27:32He was like, almost a member.
27:33I'll be taking it.
27:34Yeah.
27:35And you're going to have to go get them.
27:38Yeah.
27:40Let me.
27:41I don't know.
27:42No, no, no, no, no.
27:44No.
28:15Yeah.
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