Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas Full Movie
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00:00:00So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:07All right, it's about that time.
00:00:08So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:17Yeah, him.
00:00:19Hi!
00:00:20Just play along.
00:00:22Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:27You have a cute scar.
00:00:51It's just my birthmark.
00:00:54If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:00:58I don't want you to stop.
00:00:59I don't want you to stop.
00:01:27I was so drunk last night.
00:01:31I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:36I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:44Happy New Year.
00:01:45Sam, it's me.
00:01:46Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:49I don't care how.
00:01:50Just do it.
00:01:50I will find you.
00:01:57Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:00Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:03I need grandkids.
00:02:04I need you to...
00:02:05Message received, Mom.
00:02:06I need to go now.
00:02:08I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:09Seven years.
00:02:19Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:21And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:30Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:31Boss, it's been years.
00:02:33I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:38Your vest, sir.
00:02:40But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:42She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:44Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:45And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:48We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO
00:02:49or she'll jack up the price.
00:02:51Good.
00:02:52Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:02:54Hi.
00:02:54One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:02:59And one hot chocolate.
00:03:02I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:05Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela
00:03:07can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:10Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:12It's just for Christmas.
00:03:14But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:16Where's my real one?
00:03:18Uh...
00:03:18I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:26Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:35Daddy!
00:03:36No!
00:03:37What?
00:03:43Daddy!
00:03:44No!
00:03:45I'm sorry.
00:03:47I'm not your dad.
00:03:48No, I know you're my daddy.
00:03:49Just as handsome as I have to.
00:03:51Oh.
00:03:52Mommy, hurry!
00:03:53Your Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:02I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:05He's gorgeous.
00:04:12Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:15She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:16Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:18You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:21So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:23See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:26Hi, my name's Cypher.
00:04:27What's your name?
00:04:28Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:31Max, Aurelius.
00:04:32Eva.
00:04:33I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:38I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:40I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:04:42So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:04:49$1,000 an hour?
00:04:51Well, yeah.
00:04:53It's $500 a day.
00:04:54Is that enough?
00:04:56That's the most that I can pay you.
00:04:57Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:04:59That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:01You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:03Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:05Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:10And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:14So, she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:19Fine.
00:05:20But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:24Okay.
00:05:25Deal.
00:05:28Ready to go get married?
00:05:42Wow.
00:05:43Clean up nice.
00:05:45It's my wedding day, after all.
00:05:47Pictures.
00:05:55Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:05:58Oh, I think we got it.
00:06:21Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:25To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:28Yeah.
00:06:29Of course.
00:06:30Happy holidays, Mom.
00:06:41From my family to you.
00:06:42Bad news, boss.
00:06:52The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:06:55Wait, she bailed.
00:06:57Wait, she bailed.
00:06:57Then who is...
00:06:58Who is she?
00:07:03Whatever.
00:07:04It doesn't matter.
00:07:05I've got what I need.
00:07:06Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:09I already found someone.
00:07:11Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:19Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:21Christmas shopping?
00:07:22I should come.
00:07:24Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan, I think I should
00:07:28have some say in the gifts.
00:07:30It will make it more believable.
00:07:34Fine.
00:07:35Yeah, fine.
00:07:36Okay.
00:07:36You can come.
00:07:44Let's go.
00:07:45Which mall are we going to?
00:07:46Um, let's go to that one.
00:07:48Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:07:53Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:08:00Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:05Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:11She does kind of look like him.
00:08:13So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:21Here, let me get this.
00:08:23I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:25Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice
00:08:35in front of them.
00:08:37Okay.
00:08:38Should we use our tongues or?
00:08:40No, no, definitely not.
00:08:41And absolutely no...
00:08:43Sex?
00:08:44Yes.
00:08:45Strictly business.
00:08:47Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:08:51What?
00:08:52Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:08:54I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:00Let's go.
00:09:07Here.
00:09:08What are you doing?
00:09:09I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:13Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:19Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:2250% off pies?
00:09:23Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:2512 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:09:27They're the best kind.
00:09:28Hurry up and go, go.
00:09:29What are you standing here for?
00:09:30Hello there.
00:09:33Hi.
00:09:34You ready?
00:09:34Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:09:35Okay, great.
00:09:37We have a holiday special today.
00:09:39Spend 500, get 10% off, and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:09:44Oh, great.
00:09:45Yeah, uh, what do you have that's just 15 bucks?
00:09:47Well, can you get a move on?
00:09:49I just got here.
00:09:51Relax.
00:09:52Yeah, yeah.
00:09:53Here, this will do the trick.
00:09:57Okay, thank you.
00:10:00Hurry up and pay.
00:10:03I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:05You can wait your turn.
00:10:10Thank you.
00:10:11Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:18Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies.
00:10:20It's not the pies.
00:10:21You can just set those on top.
00:10:23Hi, guys.
00:10:28I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:10:33Thank you.
00:10:34Of course.
00:10:35Thank you so much.
00:10:36Of course.
00:10:37I hope you like pumpkin.
00:10:38Thank you.
00:10:39She bought all 12 pies.
00:10:41Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:10:42Just to give it away.
00:10:44Thank you.
00:10:45Merry Christmas.
00:10:46Merry Christmas.
00:10:52What?
00:10:52Do you do that often?
00:10:54As often as I can.
00:11:00We should go.
00:11:00We got to pick up paper.
00:11:05Watch out.
00:11:05You done feeling me up?
00:11:25Shut up.
00:11:27Oh, sorry.
00:11:27I was just in character, wifey.
00:11:29Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:11:31And don't be late.
00:11:37And don't be late.
00:11:48Harrison Group?
00:11:49Do you do construction for them or something?
00:11:52Sort of.
00:11:53Not that I'm judging.
00:11:54I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:11:59Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:02I think that's respectable.
00:12:03Can we pick another company?
00:12:07No.
00:12:08Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:09And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:10My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:12So, it's perfect.
00:12:13Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner.
00:12:21Don't worry.
00:12:22Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:12:23I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:12:26Too much.
00:12:27Let's go, Sam.
00:12:48It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:12:50Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:12:55It's my daughter's.
00:12:56It's my daughter's.
00:12:59Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:15Hey, there they are.
00:13:17Nice to meet you.
00:13:20Dad.
00:13:21So glad you made it.
00:13:22I missed you.
00:13:23So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:13:28He's coming.
00:13:29Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:13:31Good, good, good.
00:13:33So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:13:36When's he arriving?
00:13:37Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:13:42Poor thing.
00:13:43Not surprising.
00:13:44I mean, she's 30.
00:13:46Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:13:49Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:13:53This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:13:58Auntie Pamela?
00:13:59Debbie?
00:14:00My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:03We're only worried about you.
00:14:05All these years without a husband.
00:14:07Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:08You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:12And look what happened.
00:14:13She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:14:17I'm not alone.
00:14:18Mm-hmm.
00:14:19And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:14:24He's a manager.
00:14:26Manager of what?
00:14:28Trash.
00:14:30Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:14:32You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:14:37Actually, he's right here.
00:14:42Oh, wow.
00:14:44Wow.
00:14:45He is really good looking.
00:14:48Ah, must be AI.
00:14:50Mm-hmm.
00:14:51Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:14:54Fake.
00:14:54That's enough.
00:14:55She's our daughter and your niece.
00:14:57Show some respect.
00:14:59Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband?
00:15:02His husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:05Well, guess what?
00:15:07William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:09Makes 500 grand a year.
00:15:12That's half a million.
00:15:14Half a million.
00:15:16Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:15:19And speak of the devil.
00:15:24Willie, you made it.
00:15:26There you are.
00:15:37Oh, look at you now.
00:15:39Living the dream.
00:15:41Oh, just think, Eva.
00:15:43Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:15:48So married, huh?
00:15:50Is it serious?
00:15:52That's what marriage is.
00:15:54It's pretty serious.
00:15:55Wow.
00:15:56You must have rushed the tie the knot, huh?
00:15:59Makes sense, though.
00:16:00You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:03Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:05Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:08Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:16:11That's right.
00:16:13Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:16:17Women love a man in red.
00:16:19Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:16:21When I sit on my lap.
00:16:23Don't touch me.
00:16:25Oh, so entitled.
00:16:27Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:16:30And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:16:35I mean, look at that car.
00:16:37Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:16:40Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:16:43Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:16:48I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:16:54My mom would never marry.
00:16:56She already has a husband.
00:16:57He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:00Is that so?
00:17:04Well, then, where is he?
00:17:06Because I don't see him.
00:17:08Does anyone see him?
00:17:11No.
00:17:12Just like I thought.
00:17:14Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:17:16That puts you on the naughty list.
00:17:19And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:17:23What?
00:17:24Hey.
00:17:25Mommy.
00:17:26Are you okay?
00:17:27I see your hands.
00:17:28Oh, my God.
00:17:29I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:17:31Come on, then.
00:17:32Let's go.
00:17:34What the hell's the matter with you?
00:17:36How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:17:41Let me go.
00:17:42Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:17:46Let me go.
00:17:47Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:18:04Max, you came.
00:18:09Don't worry, sweetie.
00:18:13Where's Piper?
00:18:14William Hitter.
00:18:16Mom and Dad, take her inside.
00:18:18Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:18:21Well, well, well.
00:18:22If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:18:25That's right.
00:18:27Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:18:31Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:18:33It's an honor to meet you.
00:18:35I'm Max.
00:18:36Eva told us all about you.
00:18:37From New York.
00:18:38Polite.
00:18:39Handsome.
00:18:40Just like she said.
00:18:42Wow.
00:18:43He was an AI.
00:18:45See?
00:18:45He's real.
00:18:47And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:18:49You son of a bitch.
00:18:51You just ruined my suit.
00:18:52And watch the way that you drive that...
00:18:54That pristine automobile.
00:18:57That car.
00:18:58Oh, my God.
00:18:59That's worth more than a house.
00:19:02That car.
00:19:02It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:19:07Wait.
00:19:08Are you?
00:19:12Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:19:16And that's all he needs to know.
00:19:17I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:19:20You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:19:22You stole it.
00:19:23That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:19:25Jesus.
00:19:26How did he get away with it?
00:19:27That's what I want to know.
00:19:29Enough.
00:19:30Please.
00:19:32I trust my daughter.
00:19:34She would never marry a criminal.
00:19:37Max, be honest with me.
00:19:39Where did that car come from?
00:19:42How much did you want for it?
00:19:43I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:19:47So, you need a breath, man.
00:19:49All right, that's it.
00:19:53I'm calling the cops.
00:19:53Oh, way ahead of you.
00:19:55Wait.
00:19:56What?
00:19:57Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:20:00Oh, well.
00:20:02Too late.
00:20:03Listen, hon, I believe you.
00:20:10But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:20:14Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:20:16It's my car.
00:20:17Okay?
00:20:17It's not stolen.
00:20:18Yeah?
00:20:19If it's yours, then prove it.
00:20:21Thank you.
00:20:21Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:20:24Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:20:26Okay.
00:20:26I'll prove that it's mine.
00:20:28But then you have to get lost.
00:20:30And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:20:32Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:20:35Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:20:37Loser.
00:20:37Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:20:42Jesus.
00:20:43Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:20:45It's kind of sexy, though.
00:20:48Here.
00:20:50Title and proof of ownership.
00:20:58Mr. Harrison?
00:21:01Mr. Harrison?
00:21:06Mr. Harrison?
00:21:07Just play alone.
00:21:10Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:21:11Now get the fuck out of here.
00:21:13Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:21:15Yes, sir.
00:21:16I'm so sorry, sir.
00:21:18Please, please.
00:21:19I'm so sorry, sir.
00:21:19I'm so sorry, sir.
00:21:20Please.
00:21:20Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:21:34He fooled me.
00:21:35What can I say?
00:21:36Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:21:40Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:21:42Oh, come on, Eva.
00:21:43We were just looking out for you.
00:21:45Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:21:47You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:21:49Soon.
00:21:49Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:21:53A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:21:58We are family, aren't we?
00:22:00Family takes care of each other.
00:22:02If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:22:06Happy Gail, come on.
00:22:08Talk to her for us.
00:22:10Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:13I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:22:16My daughter is just far too busy.
00:22:18And your best life, my new son-in-law.
00:22:22Come on, guys.
00:22:22Let's go in.
00:22:23Welcome to the family.
00:22:27Welcome.
00:22:28Come on in.
00:22:29Come on in.
00:22:32This is your fault, Pam.
00:22:34You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:22:38My fault.
00:22:38You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:22:42William.
00:22:42Oh!
00:22:51Hey, how do you have that car?
00:22:53And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:22:55And how do you...
00:22:55I told you.
00:22:56I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:22:58I have a friend in high places.
00:23:00A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:23:05Yes.
00:23:06It's the season of giving.
00:23:07He knows people.
00:23:09Has connections.
00:23:10He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:23:12You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:23:14Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:23:15Capisce?
00:23:16Oh, my God.
00:23:16Just don't blow your cover.
00:23:20Dad!
00:23:20Mom!
00:23:20Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:23:24Oh, honey.
00:23:25We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:23:31I think they get it, hon.
00:23:35How's Piper?
00:23:36Oh, she's fine.
00:23:37One of you guys just gets settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:23:41And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:23:45Great.
00:23:46See you in a bit.
00:23:47Joey?
00:23:48What are you doing?
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:53Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:23:58Relax.
00:23:58It was just a hug.
00:24:01Ugh.
00:24:03We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:24:05You'll be okay.
00:24:06It's just one week.
00:24:07Kill me now.
00:24:08Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:24:15What are you doing?
00:24:17That's weird.
00:24:18They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago, and...
00:24:21I don't know.
00:24:22Something just feels off.
00:24:23That's ridiculous.
00:24:25I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:24:27Make them promise to prove it?
00:24:29Oh, my goodness.
00:24:31Later.
00:24:34Let's go.
00:24:35Here we go.
00:24:40Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:24:42Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:24:45To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:24:48Aw.
00:24:49Welcome.
00:24:50Cheers.
00:24:51Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:24:52Looks great.
00:24:53Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:24:55I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:24:59But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:25:03Mmm.
00:25:04Oh, no.
00:25:04Mom's testing him.
00:25:06She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:25:07You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite
00:25:10food?
00:25:14Ow.
00:25:14Eva, sweetie.
00:25:16Kicking my foot.
00:25:17Oh, sorry, mom.
00:25:19Oh, jeez.
00:25:22It's okay.
00:25:23Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:25:24I would like to hear Max say it.
00:25:39Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:25:40Did I hear this right?
00:25:41They're the best kind.
00:25:43Well, of course.
00:25:44It's pumpkin pie.
00:25:46See?
00:25:48Are you happy now?
00:25:49That's good, but something still falls off.
00:25:51Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:25:54We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:25:59But our marriage is real.
00:26:01I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:26:05Ah, now those are quality.
00:26:09Okay, well, then answer this.
00:26:12Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:26:15Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:26:16I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:26:21Well, um, it's...
00:26:23Silly face.
00:26:24Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:26:27Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:26:29Silly face.
00:26:30Listen, I am not paying extra for this.
00:26:34Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:26:36It's lazers.
00:26:37It's nice.
00:26:39You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:26:42Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:26:45And I'm not just talking about William.
00:26:46I'll drink to that.
00:26:49I agree with you there.
00:26:51So come on, guys.
00:26:52Let's eat.
00:26:52And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:27:08I have another room set up for Piper.
00:27:10Nice and festive for you.
00:27:12No complications, right?
00:27:14Sorry, honey.
00:27:15Uh, mom, you know what?
00:27:16I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:27:18Oh, honey.
00:27:19Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:27:22Oh, I just remembered.
00:27:24The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:27:26Something about water conservation.
00:27:28That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:27:3015 minutes?
00:27:32Honey, it's no big deal.
00:27:33Just shower together.
00:27:35Shower together?
00:27:39Just shower together.
00:27:41Okay, you guys.
00:27:42Have a good night, okay?
00:27:47You hurt her.
00:27:47Why are you stripping?
00:28:11Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:28:14Come on, we're wasting time.
00:28:15You have 15 minutes.
00:28:16Nice try.
00:28:16I am not showering with you.
00:28:18All right, sleep yourself.
00:28:20All room for me in there.
00:28:21Not if I meet you there first.
00:28:38Come on, Max.
00:28:40Get out of the way.
00:28:42We agreed, nothing physical.
00:28:43You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:28:45Relax.
00:28:46I won't touch you unless you say you want me to.
00:28:52But that'll cost extra.
00:29:02In your dreams.
00:29:04Free to join me.
00:29:05You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:29:27You wish.
00:29:27You wish.
00:29:28Why aren't you getting in?
00:29:29I pray you'll fall for me.
00:29:32It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:29:34Oh, yeah?
00:29:35Oh, yeah?
00:29:35Oh, yeah?
00:29:35Proof.
00:29:35Oh, yeah?
00:29:36Proof.
00:29:36Proof.
00:29:36Proof.
00:29:48Holy shit.
00:29:49Proof.
00:29:49This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:29:55I'll say.
00:29:57Hey, what happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:29:59Still think you can lose this?
00:30:02Oh, baby.
00:30:04I don't think I want to.
00:30:06Maybe.
00:30:07I don't think I want to.
00:30:08Maybe we should.
00:30:09God, he's such a good kisser.
00:30:11Why does this feel so familiar?
00:30:25Oh, we're so sexy.
00:30:34Max, we cannot do this.
00:30:39What?
00:30:40I didn't mean to cross anything.
00:30:42It's not you, Max.
00:30:43It's us.
00:30:44It's this.
00:30:45This is all an act.
00:30:46Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:30:48You're right.
00:30:50I'm sorry.
00:30:51I just don't need to be sorry.
00:30:53Just...
00:31:01That birthmark.
00:31:07What is that?
00:31:08It's him.
00:31:09It's him.
00:31:10The man from New Year's.
00:31:11Is he...
00:31:12Piper's father?
00:31:13Why are you acting?
00:31:15Oh, my God.
00:31:16Max is Piper's father.
00:31:17Are you okay?
00:31:18Yeah.
00:31:19I just...
00:31:20I just...
00:31:21I just got lightheaded.
00:31:22I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:31:23Alone.
00:31:24Of course.
00:31:25We have a daughter together.
00:31:26Oh, my God.
00:31:27What do I do?
00:31:28I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:31:29You can take the bed.
00:31:30Thanks.
00:31:31Hey.
00:31:32Are you sure you're okay?
00:31:33Look, fake marriage aside.
00:31:34I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:31:35So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:31:36I wanna help.
00:31:37He's Piper's father.
00:31:38He's Piper's father.
00:31:39He has a right to know.
00:31:40Um, Max?
00:31:41He's the doctor.
00:31:42She's the doctor.
00:31:43He's the doctor.
00:31:44I should leave the doctor.
00:31:45I'm gonna go.
00:31:46I'm gonna go.
00:31:47You know, be sure.
00:31:48What do I do?
00:31:49I'm gonna go.
00:31:50I'm gonna go.
00:31:51People.
00:31:52What do I do?
00:31:53I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:31:54You can take the bed.
00:31:55Thanks.
00:31:56Hey.
00:31:57Are you sure you're okay?
00:31:58Look, fake marriage aside.
00:31:59I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:32:00So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:32:02I wanna help.
00:32:04He's Piper's father.
00:32:05He has a right to know.
00:32:08Um, Max, how would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:32:16A child? No, no, no, that's impossible. I'm very careful, mostly.
00:32:25I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:32:28Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:32:34Right. He wouldn't want a kid tying him down. I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:32:40Why do you ask?
00:32:42No reason, just curious.
00:32:44No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:32:48What? No.
00:32:50Well, then, can I ask you a question?
00:32:54Shoot.
00:32:59Where did you get these? And how did you know my exact size?
00:33:03I did not get those. I don't know where those came from.
00:33:06Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:33:12Stop coming.
00:33:13Get through.
00:33:14Woo!
00:33:25Elon, the truth is, is that I...
00:33:30Go, go, go, go, go.
00:33:33Just a second. Come in.
00:33:36Hey, hon.
00:33:37Oh, sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:33:43Think you could take this one, Dad? We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:33:47I can see that.
00:33:49Well, why don't I read it to her? I mean, if you don't mind.
00:33:53Well, atta boy.
00:33:54You know what? Just put a shirt on.
00:33:56I'm going to go get her.
00:33:57Piper!
00:33:58Here comes Grandpa!
00:34:02He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the
00:34:07down of a thistle.
00:34:09But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
00:34:12Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
00:34:17If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:34:23Good night, Piper.
00:34:28Is her dad still around?
00:34:30Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you are her dad.
00:34:34Uh, no.
00:34:34That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:34:43Do you really think so?
00:34:45From the bottom of my heart.
00:34:47Maybe I should tell him.
00:34:49He deserves to know.
00:34:56Max.
00:34:59You're Piper's father.
00:35:04I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:35:33Where's Piper?
00:35:34She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:35:52God, he's such a good kisser.
00:35:53Just going to kiss and run?
00:36:04Not on my watch.
00:36:09Yeah, this.
00:36:11I remember this.
00:36:12Good morning, you two lovebugs.
00:36:23How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:36:26Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:36:28It was great.
00:36:29Wonderful.
00:36:30Well, it's about to get even better.
00:36:34Oh, no.
00:36:35What is that?
00:36:36Sardines and Saltines.
00:36:38It's a Smith family classic.
00:36:40It was my gram-grams favorite during wartime.
00:36:42Don't be shy.
00:36:43Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:36:46Max, you don't have to.
00:36:47No, no.
00:36:48It's okay.
00:36:48It's a Smith family staple.
00:36:51Oh, there we go.
00:37:00Yeah.
00:37:01Yeah.
00:37:08Good?
00:37:09Mmm.
00:37:11Good?
00:37:12It's crunchy.
00:37:12Well, you two better get dressed.
00:37:15You got to go see Aunt Miranda.
00:37:19Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:37:22That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:37:25What's the deal with them?
00:37:27Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:37:29Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:37:33Hey, don't worry.
00:37:34I'll protect you and Piper.
00:37:39Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:37:41Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up, then.
00:37:55Wait, that earring.
00:37:58Wait, that earring.
00:38:00You like it?
00:38:02I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:38:04Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:38:07I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find an earring.
00:38:11A new pair.
00:38:12Right.
00:38:13And it's just a common earring.
00:38:15Anyone could have it.
00:38:16Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:38:18She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:38:22So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:38:26But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:38:28What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:38:33An aging single mom.
00:38:35Slim pickings.
00:38:36I heard he's in waste management.
00:38:38That explains it.
00:38:40She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:38:42Oh, please, Miranda.
00:38:44No, Ava is your niece.
00:38:46Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:38:48Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:38:51Her track record speaks for itself.
00:38:53Exactly.
00:38:54Not like my Sierra.
00:38:55Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:39:00Oh, they're here.
00:39:02Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:39:08Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:39:10Merry Christmas.
00:39:11You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:39:13I am.
00:39:14I'm Ava's husband.
00:39:16Max.
00:39:16Pleasure to meet you.
00:39:17Welcome.
00:39:18You're Ava's husband.
00:39:20But you're gorgeous.
00:39:23But as handsome as you.
00:39:26Look at you two.
00:39:27You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:39:29Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:39:30Merry Christmas.
00:39:32This is from Max and I.
00:39:33Oh, my goodness.
00:39:34Thank you, Ava.
00:39:35Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:39:38Oops.
00:39:39Oh, my bad.
00:39:40Oh, a homemade gift.
00:39:42How thrifty.
00:39:44Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:39:46Mommy's right.
00:39:47You mean a little hack?
00:39:49You little.
00:39:51You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:39:54Or you will lose yours.
00:39:55Oh.
00:39:56I think you broke my wrist.
00:39:58Look what you just did to my mother.
00:40:00My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:40:03He could ruin your life.
00:40:05Honey, are you okay?
00:40:18I'm fine.
00:40:18I'm just wet.
00:40:20Yeah.
00:40:20It's okay.
00:40:21It's okay.
00:40:21It's okay.
00:40:22It's fine.
00:40:23What are you?
00:40:26Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:40:28Did you just slap me?
00:40:30Next time it'll be a closed fist.
00:40:32You're a fucking psycho.
00:40:34You know what, Sierra?
00:40:34I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:40:40Her family.
00:40:41She needs me.
00:40:42You okay, honey?
00:40:47Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:40:50Do something.
00:40:51You don't know who you're messing with.
00:40:53I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:40:55Oh, wow.
00:40:56I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:41:01Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:41:04Let's call him.
00:41:05I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:41:08Please.
00:41:08Who do you think you are?
00:41:11Enough!
00:41:13There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:41:16Fine, Dad.
00:41:17Let it go, Nathan.
00:41:19They're just jealous.
00:41:22For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:41:24I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:41:28I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:41:31Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:41:32All right, that's enough.
00:41:34Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:41:54Is this a joke?
00:41:58Can you please pass me some food?
00:42:00Hold it.
00:42:00Who said you could eat anything else?
00:42:03My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:42:05My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:42:11King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:42:16Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:42:19And you don't get a single bite.
00:42:22It's just petty.
00:42:22Maybe so.
00:42:24But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:42:28Fine.
00:42:29Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:42:31Come on, let's go.
00:42:32No, no.
00:42:33Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:42:36Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:42:39I know, dear.
00:42:40I just want to have our family together.
00:42:42Fine.
00:42:43We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:42:46Better a stray than a bitch.
00:42:47What was that?
00:42:48I just want to have our family together.
00:42:54Fine.
00:42:55We'll stay.
00:42:57Can I have a little nibble?
00:42:58It's okay, sweetie.
00:42:59We'll get something right after.
00:43:01Like drive-thru?
00:43:03I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:43:06That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:43:10No strays.
00:43:11Ow.
00:43:12Sweetie, are you okay?
00:43:14Yes, I'm fine.
00:43:15You hit my child.
00:43:16You're fucking crazy.
00:43:17Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:43:24Don't worry, baby.
00:43:25I'll handle it.
00:43:28Don't worry, baby.
00:43:30I'll handle it.
00:43:34Piper.
00:43:35Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:43:41Okay, sweetheart.
00:43:42Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:43:44As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:43:47Actually, I do.
00:43:49He's such a liar.
00:43:50This ought to be hilarious.
00:43:52Oh, it will be.
00:43:56Sam.
00:43:57Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:44:01I'm already on my way.
00:44:05Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:44:07I'm already on my way.
00:44:10You hear this guy?
00:44:11He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:44:14From Antarctica.
00:44:15Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:44:18His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:44:21Max, what are you doing?
00:44:23Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:44:24Santa's already on his way.
00:44:25Actually, five, four, three, two, five.
00:44:35A helicopter?
00:44:42There's no way.
00:44:48How did you pull this off?
00:44:49Sam is like family.
00:44:51I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:44:52Thanks, boss.
00:44:53Boss?
00:44:55Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:44:57Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:44:59Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:45:03I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:45:06You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:45:09Mm-hmm.
00:45:12Come on.
00:45:14You can stop kidding around.
00:45:17If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:45:20No, I actually am the CEO.
00:45:22Come on.
00:45:22You can stop the charade.
00:45:24Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:45:26Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:45:30Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:45:33How is this possible?
00:45:43This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:45:50Who are you?
00:45:51I told you.
00:45:52I'm Eva's husband.
00:45:54That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:45:56Wait.
00:45:57No.
00:45:58Hold on.
00:45:58You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:46:04You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:46:06Hmm.
00:46:07Some of the small ones.
00:46:09I mean, you know that.
00:46:10You work for me.
00:46:12Oh, God.
00:46:12I insulted my own boss.
00:46:15I'm finished.
00:46:20Oh, God.
00:46:21I insulted my own boss.
00:46:23I'm finished.
00:46:24Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:46:26Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:46:28Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:46:30For tonight, your fee stands.
00:46:33And with that, your career.
00:46:35You're fired.
00:46:36Fired?
00:46:38Sam?
00:46:42Fired?
00:46:43Oh, God.
00:46:43I can't be fired.
00:46:46What?
00:46:47Mr. Harrison, please.
00:46:48You can have as much crab as you want.
00:46:50Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:46:52I'll do anything.
00:46:53Guys, take out the trash.
00:47:00And you.
00:47:01Oh, me?
00:47:03Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:47:05That was a Christmas joke.
00:47:06It was like a family tradition.
00:47:08Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:47:11Sam?
00:47:15Will you do me the honors?
00:47:18Gladly.
00:47:22Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:47:26Father, do something.
00:47:28Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:47:30I'm leaving.
00:47:32Hmm.
00:47:33Pumpkin's my favorite.
00:47:36Come on, sweetie.
00:47:40Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:47:43Eat as much as you want.
00:47:44Thanks, Daddy.
00:47:48I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:47:50I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:47:52Honestly?
00:47:54This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:47:56Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:47:58Just like this.
00:47:59Does he really mean that?
00:48:01Or is he just playing the part?
00:48:03I can't tell.
00:48:04And that terrifies me.
00:48:10Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:48:11I brought you a gift.
00:48:12Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:48:15Oh.
00:48:15Oh, this is wonderful.
00:48:23Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:48:25Tell me everything.
00:48:27Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:48:32Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:48:36A high school dropout?
00:48:38In the Harrison family?
00:48:40Not a chance.
00:48:44She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:48:48Maximus seems to like her.
00:48:49Silence.
00:48:50Get me the address where she works.
00:48:52It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:48:54That's nice.
00:48:55We own that one.
00:48:57Good work.
00:48:58But take off that stupid hat.
00:48:59Thanks.
00:49:10So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:49:15Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:49:18And how about you?
00:49:22Me?
00:49:23Yeah.
00:49:25Are you happy with your new husband?
00:49:29Eva.
00:49:31That birthmark.
00:49:42Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:49:48Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:49:50So much we're not telling each other.
00:49:51No feelings, no complications.
00:49:55That's what we agreed upon.
00:49:56Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:49:59Max.
00:50:00Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:50:03It's cold.
00:50:05Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:50:08Max.
00:50:10I need to tell you something.
00:50:13Something important.
00:50:14What's gotten into her?
00:50:17Is she hiding something?
00:50:19Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:50:22I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:50:26Piper is...
00:50:28Piper is...
00:50:30Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:50:33Sweetie.
00:50:34Oh, my gosh.
00:50:35It's unswollen.
00:50:36Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:50:38Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:50:39Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:50:41Come on, Piper.
00:50:47Okay, let me see.
00:50:51I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:50:55But that's not true.
00:50:56You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:51:00Uh...
00:51:00Daddy!
00:51:01No!
00:51:03Well...
00:51:04Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:51:14Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:51:16Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:51:18Really?
00:51:19Please stay, Daddy.
00:51:23You think it was Scar?
00:51:27Hmm.
00:51:29I wouldn't worry about it.
00:51:31Scars make you look like a badass.
00:51:32I have one, too.
00:51:34Dad.
00:51:36I got that when I was about your age.
00:51:38Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:51:41Really?
00:51:41No way.
00:51:42No.
00:51:43It was actually a cactus.
00:51:45But it's still cool.
00:51:47I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:51:53Piper, how long have you had that?
00:51:55My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:51:57And how old are you?
00:52:04Six.
00:52:05Six?
00:52:05That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:52:08Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:52:09Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:52:14What do I even say?
00:52:15And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:52:17Sorry, honey.
00:52:18This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:52:21Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:52:28Eva.
00:52:32Okay, look.
00:52:33Piper is...
00:52:39Go on.
00:52:48It must be an emergency.
00:52:51Excuse me.
00:52:52Sorry, I'm going to take this.
00:52:53Mommy, are you okay?
00:53:01Yeah.
00:53:03Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:53:06I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:53:10Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:53:12I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:53:16She's a high school dropout.
00:53:18Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:53:20And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:53:22I'm Eva's husband, Max.
00:53:24That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:53:32I'm sorry, Max.
00:53:33You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:53:35Your mother would take her away.
00:53:37After Christmas, it's over.
00:53:40Eva?
00:53:42Maximus?
00:53:43Are you even listening to me?
00:53:45No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:53:46I'm sorry, okay?
00:53:47Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:53:50I'm not leaving her.
00:53:52Eva?
00:53:58Thank you.
00:53:59I'm like, oh.
00:53:59I'm like, oh.
00:54:01Did you?
00:54:02Oh, thank you.
00:54:03This is for you, Grandma.
00:54:09Oh, wow.
00:54:11That's so cool.
00:54:12What did you make?
00:54:13Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:54:16Oh, thank you so much.
00:54:18Just glad you're here.
00:54:20Oh, wow.
00:54:24Damn, these are nice.
00:54:26Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:54:33Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:54:35It's in the other room by the train set.
00:54:37Here, I'll go with you.
00:54:38Remember the song that we sang?
00:54:40Ready?
00:54:40Ready?
00:54:40Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:54:43What do we got, guys?
00:54:43Billy.
00:54:44Walking home from our house.
00:54:45Christmas Eve.
00:54:46You never told me, have we met before?
00:54:57Have we met before?
00:55:00She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:55:02I don't know what you're getting at.
00:55:08Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:55:18I don't know what you're talking about.
00:55:20Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:55:21They're very common.
00:55:21I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child, no matter how I feel about him.
00:55:29Maybe.
00:55:32Are you okay?
00:55:35Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:55:36No, I'm fine.
00:55:41Um...
00:55:42Oh, I almost forgot.
00:55:46I got you this.
00:55:48You got me a gift, too?
00:55:49Tis the season.
00:55:51Open it.
00:56:03Gloves.
00:56:05Did you make these?
00:56:07Yeah.
00:56:08I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:56:12You've already done so much for me.
00:56:13I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:56:17How did I feel?
00:56:19Warm, right?
00:56:20Yeah.
00:56:21Warm.
00:56:23Soft.
00:56:27Perfect.
00:56:31Thank you, Eva.
00:56:33I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:56:36Really?
00:56:38Yeah, my mom.
00:56:39She partied all the time.
00:56:41And I got gifts.
00:56:42Plenty of them, but...
00:56:44I don't think she ever bought one herself.
00:56:48Nothing personal.
00:56:49Well, you deserve it.
00:56:52You're a good guy.
00:56:54And...
00:56:55Someday you'll...
00:56:56Find someone special...
00:56:58To...
00:56:59Spend all your Christmases with.
00:57:00And what if that day's today.
00:57:06What if I already found someone special?
00:57:10Right here.
00:57:10Max, we can't...
00:57:35If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
00:57:43Come on.
00:57:44I don't want you to stop.
00:57:51No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
00:57:54No matter how many years pass, I still can have to stop.
00:57:58Yeah.
00:58:07I want you.
00:58:17God, you are driving me freaking insane.
00:58:20Yeah.
00:58:22I want you to stop.
00:58:24Piper!
00:58:24¿Piper?
00:58:34¿She can't see us?
00:58:51¿Eva?
00:58:54¿Eva?
00:58:56Grandma, I'm up here.
00:59:09That was way too close.
00:59:11Yeah.
00:59:12We would have gotten on the naughty list.
00:59:17Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
00:59:21Can I still unwrap my present?
00:59:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:59:53No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:00:23My son is way out of your league.
01:00:26Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:00:30My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:00:34Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:00:38So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:00:45Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:00:46You okay?
01:00:55Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:00:58So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:01:02What are you talking about?
01:01:04It's over.
01:01:05It's not that hard to understand.
01:01:06Eva, wait!
01:01:13So last night meant nothing to you?
01:01:20Max, it's not real.
01:01:22None of it was real.
01:01:23So, it's just a goodbye.
01:01:27Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:01:30Look.
01:01:32Last night, I let my guard down.
01:01:36But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:01:39And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:01:41Just tell me what you need.
01:01:43I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:01:48Just say the word.
01:01:54You don't get it.
01:01:57You don't get it.
01:02:04I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:02:11I won't give up on us.
01:02:13Are we here?
01:02:28Yes.
01:02:29As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:02:36Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:02:37We're home.
01:02:38How can she just walk away?
01:02:51Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:02:53It's part of the agreement, too.
01:02:55Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:02:58You promised.
01:02:59Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:03:01Can you do this for me, please?
01:03:02All right, fine.
01:03:06When?
01:03:08Two days.
01:03:09I'll come pick you up.
01:03:11No need.
01:03:12Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:03:14Yeah.
01:03:14I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:03:24So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:03:26Thank you, sweetie.
01:03:27If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:03:32If you find me, I'm interested in this, uh, this is true, this one.
01:03:47Let's do it ten times.
01:03:50Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:03:52Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:03:54Boss?
01:03:56Boss?
01:03:56Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:04:03I need to go win back my family.
01:04:05Family?
01:04:06Boss, you okay?
01:04:08Never better.
01:04:10Go get her, Max.
01:04:14Give it your best smile.
01:04:17Ah, there he is.
01:04:19Maximus, darling.
01:04:20I have some prospects for you.
01:04:23Nice high society girls from the city.
01:04:26Oh.
01:04:30I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:04:34Well, I...
01:04:36Maximus, stop this.
01:04:41That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:04:44Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:04:48You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:04:51No, I'm not.
01:04:53Oh?
01:04:54I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:04:58I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:05:02What?
01:05:03Oh, that's her.
01:05:17The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:05:21Hi.
01:05:22Welcome in.
01:05:23Can I help you find something?
01:05:25I want to try those.
01:05:29Awesome.
01:05:29I'll get them for you right away.
01:05:32Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:05:37No, no, no.
01:05:39I know what I want.
01:05:40Size seven.
01:05:43Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:05:46Come on.
01:05:47She wants the white shoes.
01:05:53Ignore her.
01:05:54She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:05:56Here, let me help you.
01:05:57Come on.
01:06:01She seems kind.
01:06:04I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:06:10She's just doing her job.
01:06:13How do they feel?
01:06:14Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:06:18I think I need a size up.
01:06:20Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:06:24Right away.
01:06:25I'll be right back.
01:06:27She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:06:29Was I wrong about her?
01:06:34Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:06:49Well, who gives a shit?
01:06:50She can't walk.
01:06:54That's just pure evil.
01:06:57Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:07:00She's in a wheelchair.
01:07:02Who cares?
01:07:03It's the last pair.
01:07:04I get paid commission.
01:07:11I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:07:14See?
01:07:15This is your whole problem.
01:07:18This is why you'll always be broke.
01:07:22I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:07:24I'm not selling her junk.
01:07:26She has to deal with people like this?
01:07:30People who insult her all day?
01:07:32I'm your manager.
01:07:37Sell the old bitty the shoes, or you're fired.
01:07:46Did I stutter?
01:07:47You don't have to fire me.
01:07:54I quit.
01:08:00I don't work here anymore.
01:08:03Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:08:05They're broken.
01:08:06Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:08:08You're a good person, after all.
01:08:12Looks like I misjudged you.
01:08:13I'm sorry?
01:08:17Why are you still here, Eva?
01:08:19Get out!
01:08:25You're not disabled?
01:08:26Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:08:31Absolutely shameful.
01:08:33Who are you?
01:08:33I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group, and the owner of this store.
01:08:41You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:08:44I am.
01:08:45And you, my dear, are fired.
01:08:49What did I do?
01:08:52You are a good person.
01:08:55From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:09:01Are you serious?
01:09:03That's right.
01:09:05Don't be nervous, child.
01:09:07You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:09:16You, out.
01:09:18I'll leave.
01:09:21I'm leaving.
01:09:22I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:09:28No, don't worry.
01:09:31You're getting a promotion.
01:09:33You deserve it, my dear.
01:09:36Thank you.
01:09:37First assignment.
01:09:39I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:09:45Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:09:47Okay, yeah.
01:09:51Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:09:54I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:09:57She's the mother of a CEO.
01:10:04Of course she lives like this.
01:10:08Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:10:18Max?
01:10:21Max?
01:10:22Eva.
01:10:23What are you doing here?
01:10:26I, uh...
01:10:27There you are, Eva.
01:10:29Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:10:32My new daughter-in-law.
01:10:35What are you talking...
01:10:38That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:10:42Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:10:45Stop.
01:10:47And you?
01:10:48You lied to me at the store.
01:10:51You were both just testing me?
01:10:53Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:10:55I'm sorry, Eva.
01:10:56I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:11:00But I was wrong.
01:11:01Eva, please.
01:11:02I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:11:04Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:11:07How could you think that of me?
01:11:09It's not like that, dear.
01:11:11Eva, what are you talking about?
01:11:14Mom, what did you do?
01:11:16I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:11:18We're not together.
01:11:20And I can't love something that was never real.
01:11:26I made a horrible mistake.
01:11:29What are you waiting for, son?
01:11:31Go after her.
01:11:34Eva.
01:11:35Let me go.
01:11:36I swear, it's not what you think.
01:11:38But we come from two completely different worlds.
01:11:40Stop pretending like you care.
01:11:41I'm not pretending.
01:11:43Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:11:44And everything I've done for you and Piper, this is real.
01:11:52Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:11:56Max, you came.
01:11:57God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:12:00I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:12:05Just say the word.
01:12:09See?
01:12:11Stop fighting.
01:12:12We belong together.
01:12:17You're wrong.
01:12:18Wrong about what?
01:12:20That you care?
01:12:22Or we belong together?
01:12:23Look, I already told you.
01:12:25We're from two completely different worlds.
01:12:27Now, I held up my end of the deal and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:12:31I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:12:36Eva.
01:12:36Eva.
01:12:36I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:12:43Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:12:51Ow.
01:12:52Are you okay, Mommy?
01:12:54Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:12:56Come here.
01:12:57No, you're not fine.
01:13:06You're sad.
01:13:09I'm okay, sweetie.
01:13:12I miss Daddy, too.
01:13:17I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:13:21Don't you want to be with him?
01:13:23You're right.
01:13:28What am I doing?
01:13:29Running like a coward?
01:13:32I've always taught you to be brave.
01:13:34Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:13:38I believe in you.
01:13:39What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:13:41I know exactly what to say to him.
01:13:46Maximus deserves to know.
01:13:48Piper is his daughter.
01:13:49Enough sulking.
01:13:56Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:14:00Don't you think I want to?
01:14:02She doesn't want me.
01:14:04I didn't raise you to give up.
01:14:05Your daughter is still out there.
01:14:07You can't abandon her.
01:14:08Mom, you don't get it.
01:14:10I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:14:13And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:14:17What are you talking about?
01:14:18I already ran a DNA test.
01:14:22Piper is your daughter.
01:14:24What?
01:14:25See for yourself.
01:14:31I was right.
01:14:33Seven years ago.
01:14:35New Year's, that woman was Eva.
01:14:46Eva!
01:14:47I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:14:58You came back.
01:15:06I, uh...
01:15:08I was scared.
01:15:20But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:15:23Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:15:27Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:15:30I have something to tell you, too.
01:15:32Piper is your daughter.
01:15:36You knew.
01:15:38My sweet granddaughter.
01:15:40Mama!
01:15:43I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:15:46But you've known this whole time?
01:15:47I was scared.
01:15:49Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:15:51I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:15:53How could you not know how I felt?
01:16:06I love you, Eva.
01:16:09I love you, too.
01:16:10I promise.
01:16:12For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:16:16As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:16:19Will you marry me, Eva?
01:16:31For real this time?
01:16:33Yes.
01:16:35Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:16:40Yes.
01:16:40Yes.
01:16:41Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:16:55I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:17:02Who's that?
01:17:04Eva!
01:17:06Take me back!
01:17:08I'm sorry!
01:17:10I'm sorry!
01:17:10You're tired!
01:17:14Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:17:17Again.
01:17:20No?
01:17:20Not funny?
01:17:21I'm sorry.
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