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Heartland (2007) (CA)

Heartland
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00:00Music
00:12Music
00:20Music
00:24Music
00:26Who's ready to smash this son to us?
00:53Why did we decide to do this again?
00:57Because it's for a good cause. Mind, we need to finish the race so the charities don't get their donations.
01:03You don't need to remind me, only 5,000 metres to go.
01:06Oh, geez, oh, it's fresh out here.
01:09Fresh? It's pure Baltic, man.
01:11Don't worry, we'll get a warm-up soon. Get that blood pumping.
01:14But no lunges. There are no damn lunges.
01:18Hey, well, looks like someone didn't get the memo.
01:21Aye, what memo's that?
01:22Let's the Santa run.
01:24Why are you dressed like a chicken?
01:26I'm a turkey. You can say that again.
01:29You walked into that one, to be fair.
01:31You can wipe that smell right off your face.
01:33You were supposed to sort my outfit.
01:34Yeah, it was the last one left. Either that or Elphaba.
01:37The Wicked Witch.
01:38Well, you know what they say, if the hat fits.
01:41I didn't realise you two were coming.
01:45The bus nearly left Shield inch without you.
01:47Oh, well, blame this one for making last-minute costume alternations.
01:50Well, if I had a prize for the best dressed, I know who I'd be giving it to.
01:53Well, you'd better take a good look, cos once this race starts, she won't see me for dust.
01:56Yeah, I hope not. You still coming to the pub after?
01:59Yeah, try and stop me.
02:01What's the mean?
02:02Oh, now I know why you went in with that effort.
02:05Right, this 5k is just a fun run, alright?
02:09We're raising money for our respective charities.
02:12Woo!
02:14But there will be a prize for those who beat their personal best.
02:18Woo-hoo!
02:19So good luck, everyone. Let's go!
02:21Come on!
02:22Yeah!
02:23Come on!
02:24Come on!
02:25Come on!
02:26Come on!
02:27Come on!
02:28Come on!
02:29Come on!
02:30Come on!
02:31Come on!
02:32Come on!
02:33Come on!
02:34Come on!
02:35Come on!
02:36Come on!
02:37Listen.
02:40I never said thank you.
02:42For saving my mum.
02:45It's a good job you were there.
02:49Sweetheart, find the scumbags that did this to us.
02:53You got any leads yet?
02:55No.
02:56Still working on it.
02:59We've made plenty of enemies through the years, so...
03:01Could be anyone.
03:03You must have some suspects.
03:05Aye, but nothing concrete.
03:07We also cannae rule out that it was just a random attack.
03:10You don't seriously believe that?
03:13There's one thing this business has taught me is that you need to keep an open mind.
03:23Everything alright?
03:24Yeah, fine.
03:25They were just putting on a new dressing.
03:27Nothing to worry about.
03:28Any news on Harry?
03:30Yeah, I saw the doctor.
03:31He's doing great.
03:32Is he allowed visitors?
03:34Hm?
03:35In a couple of hours.
03:37What is it, Mum?
03:39He wants to see both of us first.
03:41Right, remember your training folks.
03:59Stay hydrated and look after each other, alright?
04:01Are you alright, mate?
04:02You're a bit quiet on the way over.
04:04Ah, just getting in the zone.
04:06Good luck with that, old you.
04:08Right.
04:09You're getting skilped down the home street.
04:11After we've crossed the finish line, we'll come back and drag you over it, eh?
04:15Nah, nah, nah.
04:16Roisin will do that for him, eh?
04:17Nah, she's not going to be there.
04:18Well, is she getting your hot bath ready instead?
04:20She's got a lot of work today before the holidays.
04:23Oh, sorry.
04:24Sorry, guys.
04:25Sorry.
04:26Sorry.
04:27Sorry.
04:28Sorry.
04:29Oh, sorry.
04:30Sorry.
04:31Can I have passed?
04:35Just to say, ehm, don't beat yourself up.
04:37There's no shame in coming second.
04:39Screw it, it's me.
04:40Now, the race hasn't even started yet.
04:42Yeah, and we're racing our PBs, not each other.
04:45Aye, I'm talking about fundraising.
04:47I'm the only one to hit a grand.
04:49Eh, well, you've got to get round the course first.
04:52Mickey, are you even running that monstrosity?
04:55You'll see, won't you?
04:56When I come flying by you.
04:57Fly?
04:58Well, the only thing this turkey will be doing is getting stuffed.
05:02Right.
05:03Stick to the plan.
05:04Get out in front and block anybody for overtaking.
05:07Then you and me will share the glory.
05:08Mmm.
05:09What are you doing?
05:11Energy sweets give me a competitive edge.
05:13He wants them.
05:14That's cheating. You've got disqualified.
05:15Calm down. It's none of the Olympics.
05:19All right, geese them quick.
05:22Everyone ready?
05:24Yes!
05:25Five!
05:26Four!
05:27Three!
05:28Two!
05:29One!
05:30Yeah!
05:31Come on!
05:32Come on!
05:34Come on!
05:35Come on!
05:36Come on!
05:37Come on!
05:38Come on!
05:39There's still no word on what happened at the jailbirds.
05:43Well, I'm just glad Alex got out when he did.
05:46He shouldn't have been in there in the first place.
05:48Look, like it or not, he works for Harry now.
05:50Yeah, yeah.
05:51And I knew it was a bad idea.
05:53Him getting involved with the folks, he's this he did at the time.
05:55Did he listen?
05:56Look, the important thing is, he's okay.
05:59And it's not as though he never had his fair share of scripts written for you though.
06:05Look, have you heard from Amber?
06:08She's still ignoring my calls.
06:10They're she-old-inch suffragette.
06:11Don't they be starving in the hut?
06:12Oh, I cannot believe she got herself arrested.
06:15She says she's still in the dug-house with Angus.
06:17Yeah, but I don't blame him for being upset.
06:20But right now I'm more worried about how she's feeling.
06:24Look, we need to get this sorted, Lenny.
06:27Once and for all.
06:29Yeah.
06:30There's Tyler.
06:31You said he had to go back to finish some work.
06:44Listen, we have to have the exact same story while we were both there the night of the fire.
06:49There can't be any discrepancies.
06:51You think he knows about us?
06:54Why else would he ask to see me straight away?
06:56How could he?
06:57This is Harry Foulkes we're talking about.
06:59He's got ways of finding things out.
07:04Alex, what we did...
07:06You don't need to explain.
07:08It was heat of the moment, all that.
07:10Do you want me to come with you just in case?
07:13No, that's not a good idea.
07:15Well, neither's been alone with him.
07:17Look, if he's got any suspicions about us, then you and me turning up together
07:21is only going to make things worse.
07:23I'll find a way to deal with him.
07:25And if he can't?
07:27If he already knows the truth.
07:30Then we both end up in shallow graves at the end of the day.
07:32I told you we should have done more training.
07:37No, I just started off too fast and my leg's on fire.
07:40Well, here.
07:41What about Caitlin and Karen going at it?
07:43How funny was that?
07:44Yeah, the insults need a bit of work, but I'm totally here for it.
07:46Do you reckon they're still giving each other pelters?
07:47I'm calling it.
07:48If anybody doesn't make it to that finish thing, it's them too.
07:49Well, here.
07:50What was that earlier where you and Drew?
07:51What was what?
07:52You know what?
07:53You like him.
07:54It's all right, eh?
07:55Well, it's not your usual type mind.
07:56Meaning?
07:57Meaning?
07:58Meaning you usually go for how do I put it?
07:59Older guys with fat wallets and unsuspecting wives.
08:00Well, look where that's got me.
08:01It's not your usual type mind.
08:02Meaning?
08:03Meaning you usually go for how do I put it?
08:05Older guys with fat wallets and unsuspecting wives.
08:07Wait, Bill, no, I'm not them.
08:08It's pretty bad.
08:09Yeah.
08:10All right?
08:11I know.
08:12What was that earlier where you and Drew?
08:13What was what?
08:14You know what.
08:15You like him.
08:16It's all right, eh?
08:17It's not your usual type mind.
08:18Meaning?
08:19Meaning you usually go for how do I put it?
08:23Older guys with fat wallets and unsuspecting wives.
08:26Well, look where that's got me.
08:27I like that he's a bit different.
08:29Maybe it's about time I start putting value on the person underneath.
08:33The Gigi Jr's got hidden depths.
08:37Who knew?
08:42Thanks for coming, Scarlet.
08:44And can I just say it again,
08:45how sorry I am for the other week.
08:47I never mind that, you know.
08:48Bubba's on his way up and see when he gets here,
08:51we need to all rally around him
08:52because he's not been too good lately.
08:54How?
08:55There's this new lass you own the scene.
08:58Alice.
08:59Runs a yoga in Merchant's Yard.
09:01She's lovely.
09:02Oh, is that right, aye?
09:03Anywho, she doesn't feel the same way.
09:06So he's been quite doing about it.
09:08So we need to lift the boy's spirits.
09:10Goat it.
09:12Here he is.
09:13Good to see you, pal.
09:14Take a wee seat, my darling.
09:16All right.
09:17Right, let's get straight to it, shall we?
09:20Christmas dinner.
09:22Now, it goes without saying that turkey
09:24will be the centerpiece with plenty of roasties.
09:28Wait till you try, mums.
09:30They're all crispy on the outside and pure fluffy on the inside.
09:33That secret dies with me, by the way.
09:35Bob, any thoughts?
09:38Eh, how about carrots?
09:42And parsnips.
09:43Mm-hmm.
09:44Sprouts, obviously.
09:46Oh, nay danger.
09:47Who in the right mind likes those monstrosities?
09:50Aye, never mind.
09:52Addy?
09:53What?
09:54What's Christmas dinner with a few wee sprouts on your plate?
09:59Actually, that is a fair point.
10:00Aye, they're meant to be good for you, right enough.
10:04And we've got to get mushrooms, the pickled ones, in a jar.
10:10Ooh, now you're talking.
10:14And since you's raw wanted so much effort, I'll bring a dish as well.
10:19And all yous need to try it.
10:21Good man.
10:22Well, far away.
10:23Onion rings?
10:24Yeah.
10:25Soaked in eggnog.
10:27Eggnog?
10:28Sounds lovely, don't you?
10:29Right, whisking on.
10:30What do you mean?
10:31I'm really naff the rankest combos for dinner, and none of yous are saying a word.
10:35What are you doing?
10:36I don't know what you're up to, but it's freaking me right out.
10:40So, either somebody starts talking, or I'm off.
10:47Hmm?
10:48Mm-hmm.
10:52Oh.
10:53Oh.
10:54Oh.
10:55He's a batter.
10:55Yeah.
10:56Oh.
10:57Huh?
11:01Oh, that's a pure middy.
11:02We're going to be joint last.
11:04I don't feel so good.
11:05Sounds right for chugging all these sweeties.
11:07How much more there is it?
11:08Look, it's no lung.
11:09It's just a daft wee Santa dash.
11:14Halfway?
11:16Oh, please tell me I'm hallucinating.
11:19This can't be right.
11:30Oh, you are going to love me.
11:31What is it?
11:32Shortcut.
11:33It's dead easy.
11:35Through the woods.
11:36Over a wee burn.
11:38And it takes us out before the finish line.
11:40What do you think?
11:41I think you're a genius.
11:42All right.
11:44Wait, wait, wait.
11:49Go, go, go, go.
11:50Go, go, go, go.
11:51If you've come to have a go, you can head straight back out again.
12:04I've had enough lectures to remind us about the protest.
12:07Look, that's not why we're here.
12:09No, no, we're just going to see how you and the wee man's doing.
12:11Oh, we're fine.
12:13Well, he's been a wee bit grizzly, but can't seem to settle in.
12:16Oh, that is great to have a go, eh?
12:19Here we go, my pal.
12:22Are you all right there?
12:25Here we go.
12:27You looking after your mummy?
12:29Hmm?
12:30Because that's your job now.
12:32You're the man of the house.
12:33Weren't you forgetting about Angus?
12:35Nope.
12:36Your daddy's what we call a heed.
12:38Oh, she'd probably have to look after him or not.
12:41Like I said, we're not here for an argument.
12:46Look, we love you.
12:48And we miss you.
12:50It's time for us all to move on as a family, eh?
12:53Hey, hey, hey, what's with us?
12:56No, it's nothing, I'm fine.
12:58Well, you don't seem fine.
13:03If you're struggling.
13:04I'm not.
13:06Have you seen the GP?
13:08Maybe you're suffering from postnatal depression.
13:11No shame in it, darling.
13:12What's the lassies get it?
13:13Your dad's right.
13:15You should talk to someone.
13:16I really don't think that's necessary.
13:18If anybody knows about mental health in this room, it's me.
13:21You don't need to see Gillian.
13:22I'll pay for you to go private.
13:23I'm not depressed.
13:28The council have asked me to resign.
13:30I need your help.
13:45I thought I'd tell you to get lost.
13:46I've done satin's chipper.
13:48Yeah, so what else is new?
13:49It's about what happened to the dual pods.
13:50I'm not interested.
13:51Well, I think I'm you listening.
13:55I meant what I said before.
13:57I'm sick to the back teeth of you and your pathetic family dramas.
14:00That's definitely...
14:01No, Tyler.
14:02It's the same as it ever was.
14:04You screw up.
14:05Harry punishes you.
14:06You go running back for more.
14:08Eddie, please.
14:14You've picked your side, mate.
14:16It's not on me to bail you out any more.
14:18So whatever it is you've got yourself into,
14:21you can get yourself out of it.
14:24It was me and you, lad.
14:28Finished.
14:33Listen, I appreciate what you're trying to do,
14:35but you don't need to worry about me.
14:37I know.
14:39We're sorry, bubba.
14:41I cannae believe yous were going to eat eggnog onion rings
14:45just for me.
14:46Oh, even the thought of it gives me the dry bulk.
14:48I was actually starting to come round to the idea.
14:50Oh.
14:51Look, me and Alice weren't even a thing.
14:54I hardly know her.
14:55And Mac seems like a nice guy, so all the best to him.
14:58I hope they'll be very happy together.
15:00Mac and Alice aren't together.
15:01Eh, be cool to you.
15:03If there's adult chat.
15:04Eh, do they know?
15:06No.
15:07Mac's gay.
15:08Seriously?
15:10And you know this how?
15:11He told me.
15:13One of his ex-boyfriends used to be in the gaming.
15:15I can't believe you actually thought I was seeing Alice.
15:17Huh?
15:18Oh, man.
15:24I am such an agent.
15:27You know what this means.
15:28Aye.
15:29There's hope for you yet, son.
15:30He's a wee bass.
15:35Shut up.
15:35Oh, Alice.
15:38Go on yourself.
15:40Look at all.
15:40Lookin' a bit peaky.
15:48You want me to pass the sick bucket?
15:50But would you got to that wee hill take it out of you back there?
15:52Me?
15:53I'm fine.
15:54Go all day.
15:55Please do.
15:56Take the A9 other way to Thursday, eh?
15:58Don't worry.
15:59When I get back on the bus, I'll ask the driver to wait for you.
16:01Ah, ah, ah.
16:03Oh, so close yet, so far.
16:07I think I've sprained it.
16:11Ah.
16:15Right.
16:16I'll get the medic.
16:17No, no, please don't.
16:19No, you know what they're like.
16:20They forced me to stop.
16:21Well, I'm near like the end.
16:23Right.
16:25Oh, God.
16:26I mean, what's the point?
16:32You're right.
16:33I look like a big goose.
16:35Actually, I said chicken.
16:40What was I thinking, eh?
16:42I'm not a runner.
16:44I cannae even walk to the end.
16:46And now the chariot'll get no pennies, eh?
16:48Hey, well, you can't give up now.
16:51And just think how proud Drew'll be when he sees his mum crossing that line.
16:55I cannae.
16:55I cannae put my weight on it.
16:56I just...
16:57Right.
16:59But I guess we'll just be finishing this thing together, then, eh?
17:02Come on.
17:04Eh, watch.
17:06I've got you.
17:08I'll be back.
17:09I'll be back.
17:09She's here, eh?
17:12Oh, my God.
17:42How you feeling?
17:47Like a building fell on me.
17:52We were so worried about you.
18:00Where have you been?
18:02I just had to make a call.
18:05Do you want some water?
18:07No. I just want a word.
18:10What about?
18:14I'm first.
18:18I'll just be outside.
18:33I'm glad to see you're doing well.
18:40So, any idea what happened?
18:49No.
18:51I was looking into it, but...
18:55Do you think it was a targeted attack?
18:59It was deliberate.
19:05A kind of psychopath would do something like that, eh?
19:08And why?
19:11No idea.
19:13They'll need to be dealt with.
19:16Couldn't I leave that with you?
19:19Aye.
19:23Aye, whoever it is...
19:26I'll find them.
19:32Setting the fire to your own restaurant, eh?
19:35Oh, you think I did it?
19:38Oh, I know you did it.
19:40Because it's exactly what I would have done.
19:45Harry talks to please and they'd be forced to sign it out of someone else.
19:51It's bold.
19:53It's reckless.
19:54It's a bit unhinged, but...
19:57No-one like your feather.
20:00You're finally ready to sit at the big boys' table.
20:04Proud of your son.
20:06Now...
20:08Give me a minute to catch my breath.
20:14And then go and get your ma.
20:18There's something I need to ask her.
20:31I thought this was supposed to be a shortcut.
20:33It was.
20:34It is.
20:35Well, shouldn't we have rejoined the race by now?
20:36Well, can I be too far?
20:38Right, well, lead the way, maestro.
20:40I don't know where we're going.
20:41What do you mean you don't know where we're going?
20:42Check your phone.
20:43I've got no signal.
20:44We're in the middle of nowhere.
20:45There's probably not a phone mass around here for miles.
20:48Okay.
20:49Hold on.
20:50Let me get this right.
20:51We are lost in the woods with no phone signal
20:53and no idea how to get out.
20:55That is an accurate assessment of our current predicament, yes.
20:58If only we would get ourselves stuck in a situation like this
21:00on the shortest day of the year.
21:01Well, technically winter solstice was yesterday.
21:03You cannot be trusted.
21:04What?
21:05Wait a minute.
21:06Earlier on you were calling me a genius.
21:07Yeah, that was before you led us on the merry dance like the Pied Piper.
21:11What, you then?
21:13You've had your chance to navigate.
21:14Now it's my turn to get us out of here.
21:15Eh, I think you're going the wrong way.
21:17Well, why not you go that way and I'll go this way
21:19and then at least one of us will make it out alive.
21:28Slow down!
21:29I had no idea that's why you were feeling down.
21:36Oh, the last few days have been really tough.
21:39Well, if there's money you're worried about, don't be.
21:41It's not that.
21:42But you love your job.
21:43Are you really going to resign?
21:46What choice do I have?
21:47I really thought that I could juggle being a working mum
21:53with helping out with the oyster campaign,
21:55but it turns out I've just spread myself too thin
21:58and let everyone down.
21:59You didn't lay anybody down.
22:01You're a brilliant mum.
22:02That's what it matters.
22:03Yeah, your dad's right.
22:04Just concentrate on being there for Teddy these first few months.
22:08And, you know, if you do resign, you'll find something else,
22:11but only when you're feeling ready.
22:14Things will get better soon, I promise.
22:25Hey, I'll leave yous to it.
22:37You just wait where you are.
22:39You need to hear us, you know.
22:43I'm not contagious, come closer.
22:50Now, when I started cutting my teeth out on the east end,
22:55I lived by one principle.
22:58I always trust your gut.
23:02And I believe that that's what's got me to where I'm today.
23:07And yet, in the last wee while,
23:09you've come back into my life,
23:11and I've been asking myself why.
23:14Harry...
23:15I don't know.
23:18I mean, at first,
23:20I thought you were just back to ruin me, but...
23:23since the fire, I've been putting things together.
23:29Well, now I realise who you truly are.
23:36The only woman I've ever loved.
23:37When they're coming close to death,
23:42I'll remind you,
23:44that life's too short to play games.
23:51Now, in order to survive and expand,
23:53an empire needs to be built on strong foundations.
23:57Otherwise, your enemies will see you as weak and vulnerable.
24:02I think it's time.
24:04If you should ever do that the folks
24:06are united.
24:10And mere powerful than we've ever been.
24:12to be an unburden.
24:22Will you give me your hand in marriage?
24:28Of course I will.
24:33You've made me a very happy man.
24:35Not as happy as you've made me.
24:38Trust me.
24:55Last but not least,
24:57another runner who broke their previous record.
24:59Give it up for Dean.
25:01Yay!
25:03Cheers, cheers.
25:05And well done, Drew, for putting this all together.
25:07Just glad we could help a bunch of good causes.
25:09Yay! Well done, everybody!
25:11That's nice, isn't it?
25:14You and Karen no longer frenemies, then?
25:16Oh, if you cannae forgive your pills at Christmas,
25:18when can you?
25:19Yeah, I thought she'd join in the celebrations.
25:20Nah, she needed a hot bath with plenty of Epsom salt.
25:23I assume Tommy's not here either.
25:25Everybody's drumming like flies.
25:27Yeah, speaking of which, anyone seen Mikey or Emma?
25:30I passed them about halfway through the course.
25:32Looked like they're ready to bail.
25:34Aye, they've been a no-show for the bus as well.
25:36Doubly jumped in a taxi when nobody was looking.
25:38Aye, we sat at home, feet up,
25:40takeaway ordered, shading a wee bottle of rosé.
25:42Sounds like bliss.
25:45Feels like we've been round in circles.
25:47You seriously can't be blaming me right now?
25:48Look, I was just saying.
25:49Well, don't just say,
25:50if it wasn't for your hair-brained
25:52I have a short-cut idea,
25:53then we wouldn't even be in this mess.
25:54Would you stop yelling at me?
25:56I feel bad enough as it is.
25:57I haven't even started on you yet.
26:03Well, I guess I miss my drinks, would we?
26:06Yeah, a funny story to tell the kids.
26:12Eh, what are you doing?
26:13Look, I can't go on, I need a rest.
26:15Oh, we can't stop now, it'll get dark soon.
26:17Oh, Mikey, your phone.
26:18What, I've got no signal?
26:19No, make an emergency call.
26:20You don't need signal for that.
26:22This is hardly an emergency.
26:23We'll get done for wasting police time.
26:25I'm sorry.
26:37For what?
26:38Leading us into the upside down?
26:39This is the central Lowlands, not stranger things.
26:46You look like your mum when you're angry.
26:51Do you want me to leave you here?
26:52Because I will.
26:53Well, on the bright side, if we don't come home, she will send out a search party.
27:02No, come on.
27:03We're not ending up in the news.
27:04We're getting out of here, even if it takes us all night.
27:05I mean, it's bad enough that we didn't finish the race, then we didn't make it to the post-run drinks, and now we're going to have to explain to everybody why.
27:17I mean, this is absolutely monopying.
27:19Come on, Mikey.
27:20Great, now we're stuck in the woods.
27:23It's going to be dark soon and you've decided to get in touch with Mother Nature.
27:29Mikey, what is it?
27:30Emma, don't stay back.
27:34Oh, my God.
27:36Oh, my God.
27:38Who's that?
27:41We need to get the police.
27:44I think we've found a body.
27:50You're not actually going to marry her.
27:53Don't worry.
27:54You'll get an invite.
27:55You were trying to get away from him the other day.
27:56Alex, I know what I'm doing.
27:58It could be Jonathan's body that Mikey found.
28:01You need to phone your associates and find out exactly where they buried him.
28:05I won't know.
28:06Not what I want to.
28:07Now, this is horrible.
28:08Don't hatch it, Jo.
28:09They found a corpse in the woods, but this is what they want to write about.
28:12I'm sorry she lost her job.
28:14No, I am not.
28:17I need a favour.
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