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00:00:00Come on, Dora. This is a romance novel, okay?
00:00:04Why would he kiss her? What is his motivation?
00:00:15The Grand Lux? A surprise?
00:00:19Oh my god, Felix is gonna propose to me today!
00:00:21Oh my god! Okay!
00:00:25Oh my god, it's so hot.
00:00:27You can have this if you want.
00:00:29Okay, bye!
00:00:31And that's another record-breaking season for Chase O'Brady.
00:00:3556 touchdowns, over 5,500 yards,
00:00:38and the man's not just playing, he's redefining the game.
00:00:44Chase, what an incredible way to end the season.
00:00:46Oh, thanks. Tell me something I don't know.
00:00:48Okay, hot shot. So it is Christmas.
00:00:50Do you have any special plans?
00:00:52Anyone special are you gonna share the mistletoe with this year?
00:00:55All I want for Christmas is a break.
00:00:57That means no more accidental fan run-ins in hotel hallways, all right?
00:01:01Merry Christmas. I will see you in the new year.
00:01:04I'm a fun guy.
00:01:05I'm not joking, Chase O.
00:01:10You will bring a nice young woman home this Christmas.
00:01:14You've been watching too many soap operas again, haven't you?
00:01:16If you come home alone, I am going to call my own press conference.
00:01:22And I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay.
00:01:27Think of those headlines, huh?
00:01:35Seriously, when's the next chapter? You can't leave me hanging like that.
00:01:40Yes, I would...
00:01:46Sorry, C, my number one fan.
00:01:48No update today.
00:01:50I'm going to get proposed to...
00:01:54The one woman in the world I actually want to talk to.
00:01:57And she ghosts me.
00:01:58Oh my god, I am so sorry. Are you okay?
00:02:11Don't touch me.
00:02:12It was an accident. I'll buy you a new shirt.
00:02:15Buy me a new one?
00:02:16This thing costs more than your rent, okay?
00:02:17Just stay on your side of the elevators.
00:02:18You know what?
00:02:19Like I said, it was an accident, but you're such an arrogant jerk.
00:02:21I don't care.
00:02:22Oh, accident.
00:02:23You know, you're the 10th fan this week who's had an accident near me.
00:02:25Girls, get some new moves.
00:02:26Moves?
00:02:27Sorry.
00:02:28I'm sorry.
00:02:29I'm sorry.
00:02:30I'm sorry.
00:02:31I'm sorry.
00:02:32I'm sorry.
00:02:33I'm sorry.
00:02:34I'm sorry.
00:02:35I'm sorry.
00:02:36Are you okay?
00:02:37Don't touch me.
00:02:38It was an accident.
00:02:39I'll buy you a new shirt.
00:02:40Buy me a new one?
00:02:41This thing costs more than your rent.
00:02:42I'm sorry to bruise your massive ego, but I have no idea who you are, and I'm glad
00:02:45I don't.
00:02:46Sure you don't.
00:02:47And I'm sure you're not going to follow me outside of the elevator, right?
00:02:50I'm not!
00:02:51He is the most arrogant guy I've ever met.
00:02:55I'm writing him into my novel as the villain.
00:02:58Oh, Felix is waiting.
00:03:12Well, well, well, well.
00:03:13What a coincidence.
00:03:14Let's see what excuse you've cooked up this time.
00:03:16Okay, I'm not following you.
00:03:18My soon-to-be fiancé is about to propose.
00:03:21Yeah, there's going to be a ring on this finger as soon as I find you in 704.
00:03:27This one.
00:03:28Oh, it must be a big moment for you, right?
00:03:31Yeah, it is.
00:03:32So, watch and learn, because Felix is ten times hotter than you will ever be.
00:03:36Yeah, right.
00:03:37Oh, Felix!
00:03:40Does Dora make you feel like this?
00:03:42You think I love her?
00:03:49Your son's busy.
00:03:50Shut up.
00:03:57Felix?
00:03:58Fuck!
00:03:59What the fuck?
00:04:01What the fuck?
00:04:02Sophie?
00:04:03My roommate?
00:04:04My best friend?
00:04:06Felix, we've been together for five years.
00:04:09After my parents died, you two were everything to me.
00:04:12How could you do this?
00:04:13You think I actually care about your terrible writing?
00:04:15Or that Felix wants to babysit you in your delusions?
00:04:19Maybe if you spent a little less time obsessing over your pathetic little dream,
00:04:23you'd know how to keep a man.
00:04:26I don't know how to keep a man?
00:04:28No, maybe not.
00:04:29But I sure as hell know how to tear you up.
00:04:35Damn.
00:04:36I thought football was brutal.
00:04:37Fetch.
00:04:40Look at you!
00:04:41You're in H.S.
00:04:42That's why I'd rather fuck a vibrator than touch you!
00:04:46My vibrator lasts longer than you do.
00:04:50Baby, are you okay?
00:04:52Enjoy my discount, fuck, Sophie.
00:04:54He's used goods.
00:04:56That's right, run away.
00:04:57That's right.
00:04:58No man will ever want a pathetic mess like you!
00:05:02He does.
00:05:04This is my new boyfriend.
00:05:07Sorry.
00:05:09Thekeln.
00:05:10Thekel.
00:05:15Thekeln HOW MUCH
00:05:20See?
00:05:21I always knew I could do better than you, you limp dick loser!
00:05:24And I hate you, you bald headed skink!
00:05:28Have fun!
00:05:29Come on.
00:05:30You bitch!
00:05:34You're gonna regret this!
00:05:37Okay, show's over, you can let go now.
00:05:40Sorry, I just...
00:05:42Oh, you're sorry?
00:05:43You're sorry for what?
00:05:44Shredding my shirt?
00:05:45Or for using me as a personal revenge stunt against your ex?
00:05:48I mean, you are like a feral cat.
00:05:50You know that?
00:05:51You're all claws, zero consent.
00:05:53Just stay the hell away from me, okay?
00:05:55And I hope to never see you ever again.
00:05:57Bye-bye.
00:05:58Fine.
00:05:59Fine.
00:06:00I wouldn't want to be with a self-obsessed, narcissistic prick like you anyway.
00:06:06I hate men!
00:06:12You will not believe the day I'm having.
00:06:15Some psycho woman kissed me to piss off her ex.
00:06:28Interesting.
00:06:29I met an arrogant prick.
00:06:30Guess we both had a bad day.
00:06:35By the way, no update today.
00:06:39My stuff.
00:06:40My computer.
00:06:41My computer.
00:06:42My life is still in that apartment.
00:06:47Holy shit.
00:06:48Get out.
00:06:58Holy shit.
00:07:01Sophie!
00:07:03Sophie!
00:07:04Come on!
00:07:05Alright, fine.
00:07:06I have a little note for you too.
00:07:09I.
00:07:10Don't.
00:07:12You.
00:07:14Smiley face.
00:07:15How about that?
00:07:19Get a new wig, Sophie!
00:07:20Okay, so I won that battle.
00:07:21But where the hell do I go now?
00:07:26That was Mom's house.
00:07:28Mom, I just love this new house.
00:07:29Can we just spend every Christmas here?
00:07:31Sure, sweetie.
00:07:33Now come help me hang these stockings.
00:07:35Yes!
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:38I get the red one.
00:07:39Okay, fine.
00:07:40I'll take green again.
00:07:42Not long after, we had to sell that house to the house.
00:07:45We had to sell the house to the house.
00:07:47That was Mom's house.
00:07:49Mom, I just love this new house.
00:07:51Can we just spend every Christmas here?
00:07:52Sure, sweetie.
00:07:54Now come help me hang these stockings.
00:07:55Yes!
00:07:57Not long after, we had to sell that house to cover Mom's treatment.
00:08:01But it still wasn't enough to keep her alive.
00:08:04And I haven't celebrated Christmas since.
00:08:11Five years of saving.
00:08:13Hope Mom can bring me some good luck.
00:08:15Hi, um, I'm calling about the rental.
00:08:18Is it still available?
00:08:20Great, I'll take it.
00:08:21Put up these decorations.
00:08:33Finally, I'm back at my house.
00:08:38What the hell are you doing at my house?
00:08:44You?
00:08:46Your house?
00:08:47I don't think so.
00:08:49I just rented it.
00:08:50Oh, you did what?
00:08:51Yeah.
00:08:52Lady, I bought this place last month.
00:08:54Now what's your game this time?
00:08:55Part two of the Psycho Stalker Tour?
00:08:58Wait.
00:09:00I have proof.
00:09:06The number you dialed is no longer a service.
00:09:09Shocker.
00:09:13Um, try the key.
00:09:14Let me guess, not fitting?
00:09:19Just wait.
00:09:21Okay.
00:09:23Something's wrong.
00:09:24So...
00:09:26Leave, or I'm calling the cops.
00:09:27Wait!
00:09:28Come on, please.
00:09:29I think I was scammed.
00:09:30I don't have anywhere else to go.
00:09:31That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.
00:09:33Are you serious?
00:09:34Come on!
00:09:35I don't have any money.
00:09:36I was scammed.
00:09:37Can I just stay here for the night?
00:09:38I'll be out in the morning.
00:09:39My house is not some charity motel princess,
00:09:41and I don't live with strange women.
00:09:44Please move.
00:09:45Please, please.
00:09:46I'm sorry.
00:09:47See?
00:09:48This key works.
00:09:50Don't you have family?
00:09:51It's Christmas.
00:09:52Bye.
00:09:53Come on.
00:09:55You're dressed so cute.
00:09:56That's a really ugly plant.
00:10:06Leave.
00:10:22Scammed, homeless, kicked out onto the street by a monster,
00:10:25I think this is the perfect writing material.
00:10:40No, no, no.
00:10:41Lock it down, Shaisal.
00:10:42No sympathy.
00:10:43Hey, where are you?
00:10:46Tell me how to help.
00:10:47Cash?
00:10:48You're sweet, but no.
00:10:49I'm not a charity case.
00:10:51I'll figure it out.
00:10:53You're sweet, but no, I'm not a charity case.
00:10:59I'll figure it out.
00:11:18How long are you going to sit out here?
00:11:19I don't need TMZ snapping a photo and giving me another rumored girlfriend.
00:11:23Hey, hello kitty, didn't you hear me?
00:11:27Hey.
00:11:29Oh my gosh.
00:11:32You're burning up.
00:11:35I swear, this is the last time I'm going to help you.
00:11:38Okay, come on.
00:11:40It's your feet.
00:11:41Come on.
00:11:44You just need to sit.
00:11:47Ouch.
00:11:47Stay, please.
00:11:50I mean, seriously, falling asleep on a strange guy's porch?
00:11:54Do you really have no sense of self-preservation around men?
00:11:58I'm fine.
00:11:59No, you're not.
00:12:01Can you take this?
00:12:03What is it?
00:12:04This is medicine for your fever.
00:12:08No.
00:12:08No?
00:12:09Yes.
00:12:10You're burning.
00:12:11Open up, please.
00:12:20You are something.
00:12:21Whatever.
00:12:22All right.
00:12:23If you need me, I will...
00:12:26Don't need me.
00:12:28I like it.
00:12:29I like it.
00:12:29Oh.
00:12:57Oh...
00:12:57Boy, what are you doing to me?
00:13:01You pervert!
00:13:03Boy, what are you doing to me?
00:13:05You pervert!
00:13:09I drag your half-dead, soaking wet body into my house.
00:13:12I save you from pneumonia and take care of you all night and you slap me?
00:13:15What, do you think I'm some kind of creep?
00:13:17No, no, no, wait.
00:13:19I'm sorry.
00:13:19I just thought that...
00:13:20Look, it doesn't matter.
00:13:22Just slap me back and we'll be even, okay?
00:13:25Sweetheart, I don't hit women, okay?
00:13:26Even when they clearly deserve it.
00:13:29Because this face is a $10 million insurance policy, okay?
00:13:32So now that you're awake and violent, you can see yourself out.
00:13:35No, wait, please.
00:13:36I have nowhere else to go, okay?
00:13:37I can pay rent.
00:13:39Yeah, okay, here.
00:13:40This should be enough for a motel and a bus to get to anywhere that is not here.
00:13:44Now get out.
00:13:45No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:46Look, I can work for you, okay?
00:13:48I can cook and I can clean and I'm a writer and my novel will sell, okay?
00:13:52And I will pay you back.
00:13:53Look, look, this is going to sound weird, but this was my mother's house, okay?
00:14:00And it's all that I have left of her.
00:14:03If you come home alone, I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay!
00:14:11Fine.
00:14:12You can stay.
00:14:14But I have conditions.
00:14:16Oh, yeah.
00:14:17You want me to be your fake girlfriend?
00:14:23My grandmother is insistent.
00:14:26You'll come home with me for Christmas Eve.
00:14:27That is the deal.
00:14:28In exchange, you can stay here until New Year's.
00:14:32You'll need to sign this cohabitation agreement, you know, just to make sure everything is under my control.
00:14:38Okay.
00:14:39Rule number one, do not enter my bedroom unless I ask you to clean it.
00:14:43Easy.
00:14:44Rule two, no intimate actions can take place.
00:14:47In rule three, do not fall in love with me.
00:14:51Excuse me, are you mocking me?
00:14:53Is something funny?
00:14:55No.
00:14:56I just think that, I mean, this is very thorough.
00:15:02And I just got dumped, so trust me, that's the last thing on my mind.
00:15:05That's precisely why it's a rule.
00:15:07A woman on the rebound meets a man who is superior to her ex in every way.
00:15:11I mean, you're just a classic high-risk case.
00:15:12You have a very rich imagination.
00:15:16You should consider writing.
00:15:17Oh, sorry.
00:15:29I should have asked this.
00:15:30What's your name?
00:15:32Chasel.
00:15:35Chasel Brady?
00:15:36Chasel Brady?
00:15:38Got that.
00:15:39I'll go get my stuff.
00:15:41Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:43You just got that?
00:15:44After hearing my name.
00:15:45What do you mean by got that?
00:15:47Should I know your name?
00:15:50Oh, you're an actor.
00:15:51I don't do stage plays.
00:15:55Okay, football, the Super Bowl.
00:15:58Do you know how many women would kill to be in your position?
00:16:01Yeah, okay, fine, fine, superstar.
00:16:03Sorry.
00:16:03Um, I'll go grab my stuff and bring it back.
00:16:10Oh, please remember to open the door for me, okay?
00:16:14That's my rule.
00:16:18Jesus.
00:16:18I mean, she just left like that?
00:16:25Sophie!
00:16:31My book.
00:16:33No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:40Sophie!
00:16:44Oh!
00:16:45I thought you weren't coming back, so I threw out your garbage for you.
00:16:49Garbage?
00:16:51Sophie, this is my life's work.
00:16:53My career.
00:16:55Your career where your mom was your only reader?
00:17:00Poor writer just begging for pity sales.
00:17:04Funny.
00:17:05Because at least my job pays the bills.
00:17:07Whereas you have to leech off of your stolen boyfriends for survival.
00:17:11Sophie, this is where your work belongs.
00:17:25No!
00:17:25No!
00:17:30What's going on, babe?
00:17:31My charity case, X.
00:17:41Back to collect the rest of your trash.
00:17:44Where's the new boyfriend?
00:17:45Or did you just pick some random guy to put on a show?
00:17:49My boyfriend isn't a random guy.
00:17:51And he lasts longer than 30 seconds.
00:17:55He isn't here for you, though, is he?
00:17:56See, that's your fate, Nora.
00:17:57No man is ever going to truly love a pathetic, frigid woman like you.
00:18:02Unlike Sophie.
00:18:03She's carrying my baby.
00:18:05We're getting married.
00:18:06But if you really have nowhere to go, you could stay on and be our maid.
00:18:10Take care of the baby.
00:18:11A driver?
00:18:29I mean, babe, I know you were desperate, but I didn't realize you had no standards, too.
00:18:34She's just digging through the trash for men.
00:18:36Pathetic!
00:18:37Sorry, I'm late, babe.
00:18:50Hey.
00:18:50Hi.
00:18:53I know you.
00:18:55Holy shit!
00:18:57You're the most valuable quarterback in the world!
00:19:00You and Dora?
00:19:01No way!
00:19:02Hey, Daniel.
00:19:03Grab her things.
00:19:04Just the suitcase.
00:19:06Thanks.
00:19:08Autograph?
00:19:09Maybe later.
00:19:10Come on, let's go.
00:19:11Oh, I almost forgot.
00:19:14How did she manage to get some golden boy?
00:19:21Okay, how did you...
00:19:23No, why did you come?
00:19:24Everyone is waiting for you.
00:19:26Everyone?
00:19:27Who?
00:19:28Wait, where are we going, Chasel?
00:19:30You'll see.
00:19:31Just put this on.
00:19:32You're going to need it.
00:19:34Okay, don't look.
00:19:35Yeah, I won't look.
00:19:36Seriously.
00:19:37I'm looking out the window.
00:19:39Will, too.
00:19:42I...
00:19:42I didn't see anything.
00:19:53Stay close.
00:19:54Don't say anything.
00:19:59I know, I know.
00:19:59Chasel, who's the blonde girl, Chasel?
00:20:02Chasel, who's the blonde?
00:20:03Can you give an answer to your fans?
00:20:05Holy shit!
00:20:07Who's the blonde?
00:20:08Who's the blonde girl?
00:20:09I know, it's Chasel Brady.
00:20:11I know.
00:20:12That's the word for your fans.
00:20:14Please, be seated.
00:20:18Chasel, who is that fine young lady?
00:20:20Does this mean you're finally settling down?
00:20:22I want to say thank you all for coming.
00:20:25I know people have always been interested in my personal life and sexual orientation.
00:20:32And some fans have been bugging me because I'm single.
00:20:35So, I have invited you all here today.
00:20:38It is with a very, very happy heart.
00:20:41I introduce you to Doris Swift, my fiancée.
00:20:46Hello, boys.
00:20:48Can you say something?
00:20:51Come on, we're in the band.
00:20:52Come on.
00:20:54Oh, jeez.
00:20:57Chasel, this was not in the Contra.
00:20:59You can stay with me for an entire year, and no one will ever bully you again.
00:21:04Or you can back out.
00:21:06Up to you.
00:21:11Are you planning on impersonating a statue all day, or are you going to say thank you at some point?
00:21:25Thank you?
00:21:27For what?
00:21:28For making me famous overnight in front of the entire country?
00:21:32You never told me you were this famous, okay?
00:21:34I haven't seen that many reporters since the presidential election.
00:21:39I told you that I'm Chasel Brady.
00:21:41It's not my fault.
00:21:42You live under a rock?
00:21:43You know what?
00:21:43Besides, that's twice now that I've saved you from your pathetic axe.
00:21:47Oh, well, thank you, Captain America.
00:21:50You're welcome.
00:21:51This writing feels so familiar.
00:22:03You wrote this?
00:22:15You wrote this?
00:22:18Yeah.
00:22:18I've been trying to write more romance lately.
00:22:20The market really likes this genre, so...
00:22:22Ah, that makes sense.
00:22:25I never heard Dee was writing romance.
00:22:27How could she possibly be Dee?
00:22:29You call it romance?
00:22:30The love story in this is drier than weak old toast.
00:22:33Okay, so how do I fix it?
00:22:38I mean, I've never been good at writing romance because I've never been in a good relationship.
00:22:41Uh, yeah, well, I mean, men, first of all, they're like taxis.
00:22:46One leaves, the next one comes.
00:22:48You need to find a man dripping with hormones.
00:22:52Uh, get your estrogen just, like, firing on all cylinders.
00:22:57This is gold.
00:22:59Seriously.
00:23:00Okay, so wait.
00:23:01How does a woman know if a man is interested in her?
00:23:06It's primitive.
00:23:08He can't help it.
00:23:09Yeah.
00:23:10Looks for excuses for physical contact.
00:23:14Oh, and he always wants to help her.
00:23:16Even when every rational part of his brain is screaming at him not to.
00:23:21Okay.
00:23:22Yeah, this is awesome.
00:23:23Sorry, I'm like, babe.
00:23:32So, when you were helping me earlier, this happened...
00:23:39Don't even dream it?
00:23:43Uh, lesson's over.
00:23:44My house is a disaster.
00:23:45You probably should clean it.
00:23:47Thanks, Jim.
00:23:53Oh, cool.
00:23:56I know these directors.
00:24:00Edison Gray will be there?
00:24:03He's one of the biggest investors in Hollywood.
00:24:06He buys my novel and turns it into a movie?
00:24:09Chasel!
00:24:10Chasel!
00:24:11Chasel!
00:24:13You will not believe what you threw away.
00:24:18My house!
00:24:20My house!
00:24:21What are you doing?
00:24:23Get out, I'm naked!
00:24:24Okay, I can see that.
00:24:26Why are you naked?
00:24:28I don't know.
00:24:29Gee, I live here.
00:24:30Okay, okay.
00:24:31Let's get one thing straight.
00:24:33This is my household, okay?
00:24:34I'm the boss, and frankly, millions of women would pay to see this.
00:24:38Okay, well, I'm not one of them.
00:24:40I don't want to see your man boobs.
00:24:44Hey!
00:24:45Now you don't see them.
00:24:47What do you want?
00:24:49Party.
00:24:50This party.
00:24:51Take me.
00:24:52No, I'm not interested in that.
00:24:55But Edison Gray is going to be there.
00:24:57The Edison Gray.
00:24:58He's an investor.
00:24:59It could change my life.
00:25:01I'm dressed.
00:25:04Think about it.
00:25:05If Edison Gray buys my novel,
00:25:07I'll have money.
00:25:08So I can pay you back and get out of here.
00:25:11Look, it's a win-win.
00:25:13Think about it.
00:25:13You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:30You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:33Too bad, I'm a man of principles.
00:25:41Do you practice these lines in the mirror?
00:25:44Or does the narcissism just flow out of you naturally?
00:25:47Is this how you beg?
00:25:51Please, Mr. Brady.
00:25:53You are the most charming, kind, amazing, smart, perfect man I've ever met.
00:26:01You'll take me.
00:26:02Won't you?
00:26:03Fine.
00:26:06I'll get you in.
00:26:07Yeah.
00:26:08But I'm not pitching your sad little novel for you.
00:26:12Okay?
00:26:13Okay.
00:26:14That's on you.
00:26:17But the people at this party, they're vultures.
00:26:20Okay?
00:26:20You gotta at least look the part.
00:26:25Can't you smell that?
00:26:27Smell what?
00:26:28It's the smell of poverty and failure.
00:26:30In one.
00:26:32Apologize.
00:26:33Okay, Misha.
00:26:36Look like a million bucks on a zero dollar budget.
00:26:39Yeah, this should be easy.
00:26:54Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:26:56Oh no.
00:26:57This ring.
00:26:59It fits perfectly.
00:27:00It's meant to be.
00:27:01I have to have it.
00:27:03I can't let them see me here.
00:27:06I can't let them see me here.
00:27:09Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:11This ring.
00:27:12It's everything.
00:27:12I need it.
00:27:14If it's perfectly.
00:27:15It has to be mine.
00:27:16Get it for me now.
00:27:16Please, please, please.
00:27:18Are you writing?
00:27:20I can't wait to see the new chapters.
00:27:22I'm staring at my nightmare.
00:27:26I meet my ex and his pregnant homewrecker.
00:27:28I want to run.
00:27:29I want to run.
00:27:32Don't let them win.
00:27:33Spit on them.
00:27:36I'd know that annoying laugh anywhere.
00:27:40Dora!
00:27:41I see you're here all alone.
00:27:46I mean, what's the point of even having a rich boyfriend if he's not going to buy you anything?
00:27:50Meanwhile, my Felix would buy me the moon if I asked him to.
00:27:54What are you doing?
00:28:14Disgusting.
00:28:15Now we'll see your trashy behavior and dump you for sure.
00:28:21I just texted D to spit on them and she did it.
00:28:25Could she be?
00:28:27No, no.
00:28:28Impossible.
00:28:29D is a talented, sweet, lovely girl.
00:28:32Dora is a walking disaster.
00:28:34If she were D, I would rather die.
00:28:37Everything in the store in her size, bag it up.
00:28:41Oh, and I want something limited edition.
00:28:45You got that?
00:28:47Oh, sir, this is our one and only piece in the whole world.
00:28:52Going for $300,000?
00:28:54$300,000?
00:28:56We will take it.
00:29:02Look at that.
00:29:04Pretty nice, huh?
00:29:05See that?
00:29:06There you go, Dora.
00:29:06Um, don't you think this is a little much?
00:29:11I just can't stand watching someone bully my employee.
00:29:15Oh, and by the way, all of this, going on your rent tab.
00:29:19That's...
00:29:20Mm-hmm.
00:29:21God, you know what?
00:29:22It must be exhausting acting like buying some pink dress is like winning the lottery.
00:29:27You too are just so adorable.
00:29:30Dora, we have places to be.
00:29:35That bitch!
00:29:36Are you done yet?
00:29:40We're going to be late.
00:29:42All right, I'm going to count to three.
00:29:44If you're not out here, we're not going.
00:29:46One, two.
00:29:48Um...
00:29:53She...
00:29:58She's amazing.
00:30:01So, how do I look?
00:30:03Money definitely makes things better.
00:30:07I'll wait outside.
00:30:09Hey!
00:30:09Could you come in for a second?
00:30:21Uh, I need help with my second.
00:30:24Come on.
00:30:25Okay.
00:30:39Thanks.
00:30:54I'll be outside.
00:30:58Get it together.
00:31:00She's Dora the Disaster, not Lovely Dee.
00:31:39Oh my god, um, I am so sorry.
00:31:49That was a complete accident.
00:31:50Yeah, for sure.
00:31:52Did you plan that?
00:31:54Kind of feels like one of those cheesy movie moments.
00:31:57That.
00:31:57Falling down the stairs and almost killing myself.
00:31:59Did I plan that?
00:32:00A little bit.
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:02No.
00:32:02My heel got caught and then I fell.
00:32:05What about that thought?
00:32:10Voila.
00:32:19Did you buy me these shoes?
00:32:20Don't get me wrong, okay?
00:32:21I just don't want you embarrassing me at the party tonight.
00:32:26Okay.
00:32:28Other foot.
00:32:30Seems like something they do in the movies.
00:32:31Okay, so Edison Grace is going to be here.
00:32:35I'm going to be fine.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:36Please, please do not look like a starving animal who just found a piece of steak.
00:32:39These people can smell desperation.
00:32:42Starving animal?
00:32:43That is so rude.
00:32:44I'm not going to be like him.
00:32:45Oh my god, that's Edison Grace.
00:32:47That's him.
00:32:47Don't stare.
00:32:47Don't stare.
00:32:48Don't stare.
00:32:48Just look anywhere else.
00:32:50Don't look him in the eyes.
00:32:51Okay, so if he buys my novel, I mean, my future will be brighter than the headlights on
00:32:55your G-Wagon.
00:32:56That's impossible.
00:32:57I just got new chrome.
00:33:00Will Dee feel the same as Dora?
00:33:02The need for just one person to believe in her?
00:33:05Chazel!
00:33:06Glad you could make it.
00:33:08Edison, there's someone I want you to meet.
00:33:10This is Dora.
00:33:12She is a writer.
00:33:14Oh.
00:33:15Oh, your hand.
00:33:16Hi.
00:33:16Hi.
00:33:17And she is brilliant.
00:33:19I mean, she's the whole reason I came tonight.
00:33:21Really?
00:33:21You need to read her manuscript, I'm telling you.
00:33:26I cannot believe that Chazel announced an engagement.
00:33:31Look at her.
00:33:32She's so plain.
00:33:33Please, Ora.
00:33:35It's obviously a publicity stunt.
00:33:37You know him.
00:33:38He's probably just trying to make you jealous.
00:33:40Well, it's working.
00:33:42Look at them together.
00:33:43He looks so comfortable.
00:33:46I mean, he even introduced her to Edison.
00:33:48Don't be silly.
00:33:48Everybody knows that Chazel Brady has only ever had eyes for you.
00:33:52He's just trying to get your attention.
00:33:53He's America's quarterback.
00:33:55You're America's sweetheart.
00:33:57This whole fiance thing is just a cry for you to take him back.
00:34:01Well, he knows where to find me when he's done playing with his little toys.
00:34:06It's a story just about a small town girl.
00:34:08She actually runs into the...
00:34:11Sorry.
00:34:13I'm getting a little nervous.
00:34:14Well, Dora, I'll tell you what.
00:34:16It's got potential.
00:34:17Really?
00:34:17Yeah.
00:34:18Oh, I think that's...
00:34:20Yeah, I'm so sorry, guys.
00:34:21I've got to take this.
00:34:22Yeah, totally.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:24Chazel?
00:34:27Long time to see.
00:34:28Ora, I told you I don't like public theatrics.
00:34:31And this must be your new friend.
00:34:35Ora Vance.
00:34:37It's a pleasure.
00:34:38Oh, okay.
00:34:38Don't take a nap.
00:34:39No.
00:34:39Who is this?
00:34:44Please don't tell me you're in a love triangle situation because I put a no-home-wrecking
00:34:48clause in the contract.
00:34:50Can you dial back on the melodramatic soap opera plots, please?
00:34:54She's just a clean ex.
00:34:56We broke up centuries ago.
00:34:58We'll just play along so we can get rid of her.
00:35:00She'll be gone.
00:35:01Okay.
00:35:02I'll help you.
00:35:03But I'm not paying rent this month.
00:35:05Fine.
00:35:05I wasn't expecting you to pay anyway.
00:35:07You're a chief's...
00:35:07Well, Chazel, aren't you going to introduce...
00:35:09Who is your new friend?
00:35:11I can do it.
00:35:12I'm Dora.
00:35:12It's nice to meet you.
00:35:13Actually, if you haven't heard the news, I'd be happy to clarify.
00:35:16This is Dora, my fiancée.
00:35:28Oh, my God.
00:35:29Chazel's serious this time.
00:35:31Who is that girl?
00:35:33I don't know, but she just bagged the most unobtainable man in the ad-op.
00:35:37Uh-huh.
00:35:41Chazel.
00:35:42Uh-huh.
00:35:43Always a comedian.
00:35:46Well, regardless, right?
00:35:49Congratulations, fiancée or not.
00:35:53But, Dora, I really meant what I said earlier.
00:35:56Your manuscripts, it has heart.
00:35:58It's got a lot of potential.
00:36:00I would love to sit up and meeting with you.
00:36:02Thank you so much, Mr. Graham.
00:36:04Okay, let me see the story that has him so touched.
00:36:06Hold this.
00:36:09Oh, Eddie.
00:36:10Always the sentimental fool.
00:36:13But this?
00:36:14This is pathetic.
00:36:16You know, all weepy heart, zero brains.
00:36:19It'd be embarrassing for you to invest in this.
00:36:24Trash.
00:36:25Trash?
00:36:30No, no!
00:36:31No!
00:36:33Dora!
00:36:41Hey!
00:36:43No!
00:36:48Hey!
00:36:48Are you insane?
00:36:53Protect the paper!
00:36:55Come on!
00:36:56Come on!
00:36:58God.
00:37:00Jesus, seriously, what were you thinking?
00:37:02You're going to risk drowning for a manuscript.
00:37:05Oh, my God, I wasn't drowning.
00:37:06It's cold.
00:37:07And this is my life, okay?
00:37:09This is my work.
00:37:11Wait.
00:37:12Were you worried about me?
00:37:14Look, don't flatter yourself.
00:37:16I just don't want to play doctor when you get sick.
00:37:17You're going to be a total pain in my ass.
00:37:20Typical.
00:37:21Can't even get one decent lie out of my man's mouth.
00:37:27Look, your opinion of her story means nothing.
00:37:30And you don't get to shame someone for actually creating something.
00:37:32Are you really going to lower yourself for this nobody?
00:37:36Is she really worth your reputation, Jaisal?
00:37:39Let's get one thing clear, Aura.
00:37:42Yeah.
00:37:43The only thing low here is your act.
00:37:46Yeah, Daddy's money bought your seat.
00:37:48It didn't buy you the right to judge people.
00:37:52How could you?
00:37:54Apologize to her now.
00:37:56Let's just, let's just calm down.
00:37:59Jaisal, all right.
00:38:00Aura, you did go a little too far.
00:38:03And that's fine.
00:38:03We'll just save it.
00:38:04This is not a boardroom negotiation.
00:38:06Either she apologizes to my fiancee,
00:38:09or I walk from your little club permanently.
00:38:11What's it going to be?
00:38:14Can you just apologize?
00:38:15Should I just say something?
00:38:19I apologize.
00:38:27Ready to go?
00:38:32I gotta be honest, though, Dora.
00:38:34She is fine.
00:38:35No, she is not.
00:38:36I call it like I see it.
00:38:38No, Jaisal's just writing that new toy hi.
00:38:41Pretty soon, I'll come running back to me where he belongs.
00:38:45Seriously?
00:38:56You've been crying since 8 p.m.
00:38:58Are you secretly a water balloon?
00:39:01She called my life's work trash, okay?
00:39:07That's like someone being like,
00:39:08your Super Bowl rings are plastic, bro.
00:39:13Okay.
00:39:13One, they're vaulted.
00:39:16Okay.
00:39:16Okay?
00:39:17Two.
00:39:18Okay.
00:39:20It's almost midnight.
00:39:22Decapitate her in your next draft,
00:39:23but please, please, please,
00:39:24just let me sleep.
00:39:26How are you so cold?
00:39:31Okay?
00:39:32Why don't men know how to consult
00:39:34a hysterical woman?
00:39:38Just do it like they do in the movies, okay?
00:39:41Be thoughtful and comforting and caring.
00:39:45Okay?
00:39:45Just be like the freaking leading man.
00:39:48Come here.
00:39:55Come here.
00:40:00Like this?
00:40:04Are you feeling better now?
00:40:13Are you feeling better now?
00:40:18Today he jumped in the pool to save me,
00:40:20and now he's comforting me?
00:40:23What?
00:40:24Christ, you know,
00:40:37you raccoon eyes.
00:40:39You're tragic.
00:40:40Buy a waterproof next time.
00:40:43You go to bed.
00:40:43What the hell was that?
00:40:55I almost kissed her.
00:40:57The walking disaster?
00:40:58My heart never raced like this for Felix.
00:41:11Not even once.
00:41:12So why is it going crazy now?
00:41:15Oh, no.
00:41:16Don't tell me I'm actually
00:41:18falling for him.
00:41:21Dee is my soulmate.
00:41:22I'm sure of that.
00:41:24Dora?
00:41:25She's just some random woman
00:41:27who happened to be in my house.
00:41:28That's it.
00:41:34Hey.
00:41:34What are you up to?
00:41:43Confession.
00:41:44I might be into someone,
00:41:45and it's terrifying.
00:41:46Good morning, Sleeping Beauty.
00:42:00Your pancakes are going to get cold.
00:42:08Fine.
00:42:09I guess I'll eat your bacon myself.
00:42:11Jesus, Chasel.
00:42:22Oh, my God.
00:42:23What did you do?
00:42:26An alcoholic Christmas tree?
00:42:29You are so drunk and...
00:42:32and talented.
00:42:33Wait.
00:42:53Jesus, Chasel.
00:42:55Stop.
00:42:56You're burning up.
00:42:57We need a doctor.
00:42:58Now.
00:42:58Come on.
00:43:00No doctors.
00:43:01No breasts.
00:43:02Are you serious right now?
00:43:07You're burning up.
00:43:09Imagine the tabloids.
00:43:11I'm doing two-degree fever.
00:43:12It takes out Iron Man, Chasel.
00:43:15No, I'd rather die.
00:43:17Wow.
00:43:19Your damn ego needs an ICU of its own.
00:43:23Also, what the hell?
00:43:24Did you get dumped by someone or something?
00:43:28Fuck.
00:43:28You are scarily perceptive, and you're not crying.
00:43:33Fine.
00:43:34Die here.
00:43:35I'm not planning your funeral.
00:43:43She's kind of cute.
00:43:44Every rom-com has this scene.
00:44:07Girl finds the guy she's crushing on, totally defenseless, passed out in front of her.
00:44:13Now comes the million-dollar question.
00:44:16What's her next move?
00:44:17Since when did you take your temperature with my face?
00:44:42It's a European method, and it's very accurate.
00:44:48Right.
00:44:50And I'm the Pope.
00:44:56Bathroom.
00:44:57Now, unless, uh, you want me to puke on you?
00:44:59Oh.
00:45:00Oh, me.
00:45:01Okay.
00:45:02Oh, here.
00:45:03Chase-el.
00:45:08I brought you a new Christmas sweater that I knitted.
00:45:13Chase-el?
00:45:15Are you home?
00:45:17Oh.
00:45:18Thank God, you're so heavy.
00:45:22Muscle density, sweetheart.
00:45:24What?
00:45:25You want to see me naked again?
00:45:27No.
00:45:27I just...
00:45:28I'm worried.
00:45:29What if you fall or something?
00:45:31I'm not so weak that I need help from a woman to take my pants off.
00:45:35Unless that's, uh...
00:45:36Unless that's what you're hoping for.
00:45:41You're shameless.
00:45:44Whoa!
00:45:47Damn.
00:45:49You really went for that?
00:45:50It was an accident, I swear.
00:45:51Sure it was.
00:45:52It was.
00:45:53Oh, my God!
00:45:55Oh.
00:45:57Oh, my God!
00:45:59Oh, Grandma, what are you doing here?
00:46:01What am I doing here?
00:46:03After your superhero stunt, even the Pope knows you're engaged.
00:46:09Did you think I wouldn't investigate?
00:46:13You know, I thought he hired an actress.
00:46:16Like one of those ridiculous vertical short dramas.
00:46:20But after seeing all this, I'm reassured.
00:46:27Oh, uh, well, actually, we, um, aren't.
00:46:30Uh, you know what?
00:46:31Case closed.
00:46:32Now you see we are a real happy couple.
00:46:36So please leave.
00:46:37Your mother and father saw the pictures of you rescuing her from the pool.
00:46:42They want to see you.
00:46:44So you will bring your fiancée.
00:46:48Seven o'clock sharp.
00:46:50I can't, okay?
00:46:52I'm sick.
00:46:54I have a, uh, uh, really bad fever.
00:46:57Oh, yeah.
00:46:57Men don't get sick.
00:46:59They get dramatic.
00:47:00Take a pill and stop the theatrics.
00:47:04Be there.
00:47:05Oh, yes, dear.
00:47:10Be careful.
00:47:11Don't let these men fool you, okay?
00:47:14No, ma'am.
00:47:14I mean, what is a man?
00:47:17Uh, legs?
00:47:19A cock?
00:47:20And words that just float out of their mouth and disappear once they're said.
00:47:25Right.
00:47:26You let me know if Chase will bully you, okay?
00:47:30Yeah.
00:47:30Come on, Grandma.
00:47:33Hey.
00:47:33Hey.
00:47:35Oh, wow.
00:47:39Your girl was so cool.
00:47:45Nope.
00:47:47Whoa.
00:47:48I can't do this.
00:47:51Your parents probably used solid gold toothpicks, and I'm going to say something stupid, and then
00:47:55they'll have me arrested for poor taste.
00:47:57Think of it, like, like research.
00:47:59My family makes your villains look like amateurs.
00:48:03Okay, but where's your grandma?
00:48:08I thought she'd be here for this.
00:48:10She spends Christmas Eve at home with my grandpa.
00:48:14Passed away ten years ago, and it's kind of her thing.
00:48:18Oh.
00:48:19You ready?
00:48:21Okay.
00:48:22Go.
00:48:22Okay.
00:48:23You knock.
00:48:27Sorry.
00:48:34Uh, Mom?
00:48:37Dad?
00:48:38This is Dora.
00:48:39It's so nice to meet you both.
00:48:47Dinner's getting cold.
00:48:58Mmm.
00:48:59Mmm.
00:48:59Mashed potatoes are really good.
00:49:04Didn't make this growing up, but...
00:49:05We saw Aura at the club.
00:49:11She looked radiant.
00:49:14Such a waste you let that one get away.
00:49:17You were a perfect match.
00:49:19Mom, Dora is right here.
00:49:24Please, show some respect.
00:49:25It's okay.
00:49:27Respect?
00:49:28For what?
00:49:29A girl with no job who thinks she can latch on to our son and marry into this family?
00:49:35Let me be clear.
00:49:37That will never happen.
00:49:43You know what?
00:49:45I am not surprised.
00:49:47This is what you two always do.
00:49:49Isn't it?
00:49:50Watch your tone.
00:49:52We're stating facts.
00:49:54This family has standards.
00:49:56Your standard.
00:49:57Your standard is a bank statement.
00:50:00You only care about money, about status.
00:50:03I mean, have you ever even once asked what I want?
00:50:06I can't think of one time.
00:50:08Grow up, son.
00:50:10You're not a person.
00:50:11You're a franchise.
00:50:13And you're risking everything for this fucking nobody.
00:50:17Her name is Dora.
00:50:19And I'm not going to marry Aura or whoever you want.
00:50:22Okay?
00:50:22It's my life.
00:50:23I'm going to do with it what I want.
00:50:25Got it?
00:50:26Not why you parry my name.
00:50:32Maybe I don't want it.
00:50:33I'm sorry.
00:50:39Let's go.
00:50:40Now.
00:50:41Okay.
00:50:41Okay.
00:50:52Okay, Chasel.
00:50:53Slow down.
00:50:53It's not worth getting this angry over.
00:50:55No, you're right.
00:50:56I should not have brought you here to witness this scene.
00:50:58Look, I just think you guys shouldn't be talking to each other like that.
00:51:01They're just worried about you.
00:51:03That's all.
00:51:05Worried?
00:51:06Is that what you call calculating my net worth since I was 16?
00:51:09I don't.
00:51:10Don't you dare defend them.
00:51:13Don't you dare defend them.
00:51:14I'm not defending them.
00:51:15I'm defending you.
00:51:16Okay?
00:51:17You shouldn't be enemies with your own parents.
00:51:20Look, you don't get it.
00:51:21Okay?
00:51:22You never will.
00:51:22You just swoop in with your rom-com logic and think you can fix everything.
00:51:27You can't script real life.
00:51:30Okay, fine.
00:51:31Fine.
00:51:31Sorry that I was trying to look out for you.
00:51:34I won't do it again.
00:51:35You can trust me on that.
00:51:37Just let me out.
00:51:38Let me out.
00:51:39Please stop the car.
00:51:40I am, I am.
00:51:41Now.
00:51:45Fine.
00:51:46Enjoy your walk.
00:51:47Oh, I will.
00:51:54Wait, what?
00:51:56Aren't you supposed to get out and tell me not to be angry?
00:51:59This isn't how it's supposed to work.
00:52:01Asshole.
00:52:05Doris?
00:52:06Damn it.
00:52:09Chasel, it wasn't her fault.
00:52:12She was just trying to help.
00:52:14You shouldn't have taken it out on her.
00:52:25Dora!
00:52:26Dora!
00:52:29E!
00:52:30She's in a damn cocktail dress in the middle of nowhere.
00:52:33How are you thinking?
00:52:34Oh, my God.
00:52:35Oh!
00:52:38Oh, my God.
00:52:40Ow!
00:52:45Dora, I am so glad you agreed to me.
00:52:48And I'm being totally honest when I said everything I said at the party was true.
00:52:52Your writing has soul.
00:52:54It's rare.
00:52:56Thanks.
00:52:59I really needed to hear that tonight.
00:53:01And that is why I want to invest in you.
00:53:05But not just a book.
00:53:07A whole bigger scale.
00:53:08A biography.
00:53:10A biography about Chasel Brady.
00:53:14Now, hear me out.
00:53:15Okay, look, I know he's already said no to every single producer in town.
00:53:19I get that.
00:53:20But you, Dora.
00:53:22You have the keys.
00:53:24This is it.
00:53:28The career break I've prayed for.
00:53:31But I can't betray Chasel's trust.
00:53:34Mr. Gray, thank you.
00:53:36But if he already said no, then that's the answer.
00:53:39I won't go behind his back.
00:53:40You know, I thought you'd say that.
00:53:46And hey, I get it.
00:53:47I mean, most people would sell their mothers for a deal like this.
00:53:52But you, you're not a gold digger.
00:53:55Are you, Dora?
00:53:56You're the real thing.
00:53:59Honestly, this might be the worst decision I've ever made.
00:54:02Look, I know you're concerned.
00:54:06And you have every right to be.
00:54:09But the offer stands, okay?
00:54:11And if you guys ever want to tell this story the right way,
00:54:17call me.
00:54:23I will.
00:54:25Thanks.
00:54:27You're that goddamn Dora?
00:54:30Yes.
00:54:32What the hell is wrong with you?
00:54:39Dora, you know this woman?
00:54:40No idea.
00:54:42You cheating skank.
00:54:44What, was one superstar not enough for you?
00:54:47You don't deserve Chasel.
00:54:49Get out of his life.
00:54:53Enough.
00:54:59Dora, call me back, okay?
00:55:01I was an idiot.
00:55:02Just please let me know you're safe, okay?
00:55:14Look, I was angry.
00:55:17I, I shouldn't have left you there.
00:55:20No.
00:55:21No, that's weak.
00:55:22No.
00:55:22That's weak.
00:55:22Um.
00:55:24Ah.
00:55:29It was a bad play.
00:55:30I overreacted.
00:55:32And it won't happen again.
00:55:34Yeah, that's better.
00:55:35I like that.
00:55:36You got this, Chasel.
00:55:47Thank you, again, for everything.
00:55:50Yeah, of course.
00:55:51And I meant it when I said it.
00:55:53You have more spine than anybody in this town.
00:55:57Seriously, though, if you need anything, anything at all, I would love to help.
00:56:01I appreciate it.
00:56:04Of course.
00:56:06And I will get this dry cleaned and return it to you.
00:56:10That you will not do because it looks way better on you and you're going to keep it.
00:56:13What?
00:56:13You're going to keep it.
00:56:14It's great.
00:56:15It's a little bad.
00:56:15I think so.
00:56:19Chasel.
00:56:23Hi.
00:56:24I was calling you.
00:56:26Didn't you get my messages?
00:56:27My phone died.
00:56:29And Edison actually picked me up and gave me a ride home.
00:56:34After a little incident.
00:56:38Great.
00:56:38Always playing the hero.
00:56:40Yeah.
00:56:41Appreciate the assist.
00:56:43Of course.
00:56:44Love to.
00:56:45Oh, by the way, you should keep some of your fans in check.
00:56:48They're getting a little pansy.
00:56:50I appreciate the concern, but I've got it.
00:56:53Oh, you do?
00:56:53I know.
00:56:54Yes.
00:56:57Excuse me?
00:56:58Okay.
00:56:59Is that yours?
00:56:59Yes.
00:57:00Oh, that's nice.
00:57:01Wow.
00:57:02All right.
00:57:03Well, on that note, my offer still stands.
00:57:08Thanks.
00:57:12And Dora, just remember.
00:57:15Keep that backbone.
00:57:23Hey, Chasel.
00:57:25Chasel.
00:57:27What is wrong with you?
00:57:28Keep your distance from Edison Gray.
00:57:31Excuse me?
00:57:32He was just helping me.
00:57:34Excuse me?
00:57:35He was just helping me.
00:57:36Newsflash.
00:57:37You're my fiance now.
00:57:38That means no cozying up to guys like Edison Gray, especially not where cameras can see.
00:57:42Cozying up?
00:57:43It's called basic human decency.
00:57:45Or was there a no friends clause in your contract?
00:57:47He's not some innocent fanboy, okay?
00:57:49He's a vulture with a trust fund.
00:57:51Okay.
00:57:52So this is not about the media.
00:57:54You're just jealous.
00:57:55Oh, don't flatter yourself, sweetheart.
00:57:56Oh, I won't.
00:57:58Because a real man would never leave his fiance stranded in the middle of the street.
00:58:04Alone.
00:58:04So it was, mm-hmm, I apologize with step one.
00:58:17You went straight to being a possessive fucking asshole.
00:58:29Shit.
00:58:34Oh, by the way, you should keep some of your fans in check.
00:58:37They're getting a little pansy.
00:58:40He wasn't wrong.
00:58:41I made her a target, then left her out there.
00:58:44And instead of apologizing, I acted like she betrayed me.
00:58:52A hypothetical question.
00:58:54If a guy messes up badly with a girl, what's the best way to make it right?
00:58:59Hmm?
00:59:04How do you pursue someone you've hurt?
00:59:15He's into someone?
00:59:17Since when?
00:59:18Start with a real apology.
00:59:20No excuses.
00:59:22Then show you listen.
00:59:23A thoughtful gift.
00:59:24A real date.
00:59:25Actions.
00:59:26Not just words.
00:59:30Thanks.
00:59:31Good advice.
00:59:32Dora, are you awake?
00:59:40Dora, are you awake?
00:59:45No.
00:59:47Then go away.
00:59:49I'm officially boycotting you.
00:59:51Look, I get it.
00:59:53You have every right to be pissed.
00:59:55I'm sorry.
00:59:57Okay, I was a jackass.
00:59:58Leaving you out there was, it was unforgivable.
01:00:05And I just saw the news.
01:00:07The wine thing?
01:00:09I didn't know.
01:00:13Like, you were right.
01:00:15I don't own you.
01:00:17And this fake engagement thing doesn't give me the right to act like I do.
01:00:20Chasel is apologizing.
01:00:27Good night.
01:00:29Oh, and, um...
01:00:32I got you an early Christmas present, so...
01:00:35I'll just leave it at the door.
01:00:36Chasel bought me a gift?
01:00:59Chasel bought me a gift?
01:00:59Chasel bought me a gift.
01:01:29Christmas gifts for the writer who's going to change the world.
01:01:42She deserves a sweater, too.
01:01:45P.S.
01:01:46Would you like to watch a movie with me tomorrow?
01:01:49Not his fake fiancés.
01:01:50Just us.
01:01:51An apology, some gifts, and asking me on a date.
01:01:59That's exactly what I told C to do.
01:02:01Fine.
01:02:10You're forgiven.
01:02:12And I guess my schedule's clear for tomorrow.
01:02:14Your graciousness humbles me, your highness.
01:02:20I'll try to be worthy.
01:02:21To anyone coming for my fiancée, the next photo you see will be a lawsuit.
01:02:41We're happy.
01:02:42Back off.
01:02:43Merry Christmas.
01:02:45Merry Christmas.
01:02:54Is this real?
01:02:56Or is it just part of the act?
01:02:58Is he actually falling for me?
01:03:04Chasel?
01:03:06Coming!
01:03:07Coming!
01:03:08Did you forget your keys again?
01:03:09Good morning.
01:03:13We need to talk.
01:03:16What are you, not happy to see me?
01:03:23Oh, gosh.
01:03:24Chasel must be suffering in this shoebox.
01:03:28I can smell the regret.
01:03:32Oh, is that burnt eggs, or did a sewer main break in here?
01:03:35Oh, that's the breakfast Chasel made for me.
01:03:38Now, did you need something, or did you just come to complain about the air quality?
01:03:43Don't act like Chasel cooks for you.
01:03:45I know that he doesn't know the way to his own kitchen.
01:03:47And I cannot believe that you live with him dressed like that.
01:03:51Like a little country mouse on an ounce of womanliness.
01:03:56Oh.
01:03:57What exactly is womanliness?
01:04:00This.
01:04:02Head-to-toe couture.
01:04:04Chanel on my body.
01:04:06Hermes on my arm.
01:04:07Well, he's not here.
01:04:10So, if the atmosphere is too common, the door's right there.
01:04:14I know that he's not here.
01:04:17I came for you.
01:04:21How much?
01:04:23To walk away from him.
01:04:25God, the villainous offer scene.
01:04:28I've written this a million times.
01:04:30Time to improvise.
01:04:31Ten million cash.
01:04:34And I want it in unmarked bills like it is in the movies.
01:04:37Ten million.
01:04:40Oh.
01:04:41That's not written in the story.
01:04:45Chasel, why are you carrying your own groceries?
01:04:47You have people to do that for you, you know?
01:04:50Ten million?
01:04:52That's my going rate.
01:04:54Twenty?
01:04:56Yeah, twenty.
01:04:57Split fifty-fifty, right?
01:04:59Twenty million?
01:05:00What are you two robbers?
01:05:02Can't pay?
01:05:04Probably shouldn't act like such a big shot, then.
01:05:06I mean, you won't pay twenty for me?
01:05:08I mean, it's a love story.
01:05:10Oh, oh, oh.
01:05:11But she can afford it.
01:05:12This little country mouse?
01:05:15She's not buying me.
01:05:16She actually owns me.
01:05:18Now, if you don't mind, we have a date.
01:05:20So, you need to go.
01:05:21No.
01:05:23Oh, bye-bye.
01:05:23I hope never to see you again.
01:05:28Sick sweater.
01:05:29Am I right?
01:05:29They're pretty sick.
01:05:30That makes you look pretty good.
01:05:31I know.
01:05:33Chasel!
01:05:34We need to talk.
01:05:36I love you!
01:05:40All right, come on.
01:05:41Now they can have keys to the hour.
01:05:43What movie are we seeing?
01:05:44Uh, it's a new one.
01:05:45You can tell me in the car!
01:05:46Pebbles, wait, wait, wait.
01:05:47Don't be a...
01:05:48You think you're going on a date?
01:05:51Not while I'm here.
01:05:55Think people are going to laugh at us for our matching sweaters?
01:05:57Maybe, but let them.
01:05:58Yeah, I don't care.
01:06:03I'm sorry, can I help you?
01:06:04Follow that car and I will triple your rate.
01:06:08My boyfriend's in there.
01:06:09Since when am I your driver and since when is Brady your boyfriend?
01:06:12Since forever.
01:06:13Just drive.
01:06:16Extra butter.
01:06:17The only way to watch a movie.
01:06:18Okay, you do realize this officially makes us stars, right?
01:06:24Which is illegal in 12 states.
01:06:25First of all, mind your own business.
01:06:28And second of all, what's up with you?
01:06:29Don't tell me you have a crush on that little country house.
01:06:32No, beyond this door has more talent than you.
01:06:34I'm just...
01:06:35I'm just saying...
01:06:35Oh, they're gone.
01:06:39So, when you said movie, you meant a romantic movie?
01:06:45I heard girls like this movie.
01:06:47And I think it'll help with your writing.
01:06:50Excuse me.
01:06:51Here you go.
01:06:51What the fuck are you doing?
01:06:54Oh my god.
01:06:55What are the odds?
01:06:56I love this director.
01:06:58So, I ran into Orr outside.
01:07:00She insisted that we see this film.
01:07:03Yeah.
01:07:04Oh my god.
01:07:06I just saw a rat.
01:07:07That Jason, you would have never come to a movie theater like this.
01:07:10Get off.
01:07:11You weren't invited.
01:07:13Dora was.
01:07:15Don't look at me, troublemaker.
01:07:17Shh.
01:07:18You know, Dora, if this is too loud, we can always go back to my building.
01:07:21There's a private screening room.
01:07:23Or my place.
01:07:25It could be really good for your writing, you know?
01:07:27Can you not touch another man's fiance?
01:07:29I'm sorry.
01:07:29I'm trying to help her with her career.
01:07:30Something she actually needs.
01:07:32Hey, you guys need a fit for your little play?
01:07:34This is a movie theater on our swingers park.
01:07:37I'm sorry.
01:07:39Oh my god.
01:07:40You're Chase Labrady.
01:07:42And you're my fiance.
01:07:46No.
01:07:47No way.
01:07:48Oh my god.
01:07:48Thank you, bro.
01:07:50Huge fan.
01:07:51Thank you, thank you.
01:07:51Okay, you guys have fun.
01:07:53Let me go get some work.
01:07:56You know, you and Addison would make a really great couple.
01:08:03You should really consider taking him up on his offer, because you don't belong anywhere
01:08:08near Chasel's world.
01:08:12And you do?
01:08:13Of course I do.
01:08:15His parents love me.
01:08:17They would never accept an orphan with nothing to her name.
01:08:20But you wouldn't understand that, because you're just a gold digger whose parents probably
01:08:26taught her nothing before they died.
01:08:29Say whatever you want about me, but don't ever bring up my parents again.
01:08:36Oh, is someone missing mommy and daddy?
01:08:45What the hell are you doing?
01:08:47Chasel, she attacked me.
01:08:49I just said Merry Christmas and she went crazy.
01:08:51Oh, you liar.
01:08:52I mean, I remind everybody there is a crowd of fans in the lobby as we speak, so we need
01:08:57to go now.
01:08:59Addison, take Dora out back.
01:09:01I'll handle this.
01:09:10Knock it off, Aura.
01:09:13Don't be like that, Chasey.
01:09:15Think clearly.
01:09:17Our business.
01:09:20A marriage between us is the only thing that makes sense.
01:09:24I'm the best option for you.
01:09:27I mean, don't you remember how good we were together?
01:09:35Are you okay?
01:09:37Okay, look, for what it's worth, I believe you.
01:09:39I do.
01:09:40I'm sure she was the one who started it.
01:09:42Why do you believe me over her?
01:09:43Aren't you two friends?
01:09:45Because I've known Aura for years and I know what she's like when she's jealous.
01:09:48Okay, well, clearly Chasel doesn't see it.
01:09:49Okay, hold on, hold on.
01:09:50You never know what that was, okay?
01:09:52You could have been getting me out of the line of fire, okay?
01:09:55Just don't assume.
01:09:56When all this blows over, just go ask him yourself.
01:09:59You're right.
01:10:00Yeah.
01:10:02I'm gonna go see you now.
01:10:04Oh, no.
01:10:06Hey, boy.
01:10:10Dora.
01:10:21We're done, Aura.
01:10:23Stay away from both of us.
01:10:28Don't touch me.
01:10:29Dora, this isn't what you think.
01:10:31Oh, isn't it?
01:10:32Since you're still clearly hung up on her, let's just throw this whole contract thing
01:10:36away.
01:10:36I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:10:39When I get the money, please let me buy that house.
01:10:43That's all I'm asking.
01:10:44Look, the contract.
01:10:46After everything.
01:10:47You think any of this, defending you, jumping in a pool, is because of some sort of paper?
01:10:53Is that really what you believe?
01:10:54I don't know what to believe anymore, Chasel.
01:10:57But I'm not here to be a third wheel.
01:11:00A relationship for three?
01:11:01No thanks.
01:11:03It's time I walk away.
01:11:04I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:11:17Fake fiance?
01:11:19Oh, you two are so, so screwed.
01:11:25Dora?
01:11:26Wait, it wasn't what it looked like, okay?
01:11:29Please just let me explain.
01:11:31Explain what?
01:11:33It's Christmas Eve.
01:11:35I thought I'd drop by.
01:11:38It is a family time, you know?
01:11:40I'll be staying over.
01:11:42What's wrong?
01:11:44You look like you've seen a ghost.
01:11:47Unless, unless this whole engagement thing was a lie.
01:11:52No!
01:11:54We're so very much in love.
01:11:57Chasel, Dora, you better be telling the truth.
01:12:02Really.
01:12:05What?
01:12:06I hope so.
01:12:07You're so cute, Grandma.
01:12:08We love you.
01:12:10You know I love you.
01:12:18Dora, what you saw at the cinema with Aura, it was not what it looked like, okay?
01:12:23Oh, it looks like you were holding her.
01:12:25I'm like you still have feelings for her.
01:12:27I don't want to see you.
01:12:28I was getting her off me and I told her very clearly that I am done with her.
01:12:32You expect me to believe that?
01:12:35Yeah, okay.
01:12:36Please, I was about to tell you there's just a lot of things going on.
01:12:39Oh, hey.
01:12:40I don't want to hear it.
01:12:41That was the last time.
01:12:43I don't want to hear it.
01:12:45Okay?
01:12:46That was the last time.
01:12:47Tomorrow, we tell your grandmother the truth.
01:12:52Are you serious?
01:12:56After all that, you still think this is about Aura?
01:12:58I mean, how can you still not understand?
01:13:01It's not about that.
01:13:02Understand what?
01:13:03What is it about?
01:13:07Understand.
01:13:08Stop.
01:13:09Understand that the only one I love is you.
01:13:24You what?
01:13:24I said, I love you.
01:13:28And I mean it.
01:13:31I think...
01:13:32I think I started following for you a long time ago.
01:13:38And...
01:13:38way before I ever noticed you.
01:13:40I think...
01:13:41I think...
01:13:43I think I started following for you a long time ago.
01:13:47And...
01:13:49You're staring at me?
01:14:11Dispiring the view.
01:14:12Okay.
01:14:19Merry Christmas, Dora.
01:14:21Merry Christmas, Jason.
01:14:25Alright, get up.
01:14:27We're going out.
01:14:29Where are we going?
01:14:31Christmas shopping.
01:14:33I still need to get Grandma a gift.
01:14:35Last minute.
01:14:37I know.
01:14:39Alright, five more minutes and we'll go.
01:14:41Okay.
01:14:43So comfy. I know.
01:14:45Okay.
01:14:47How about this one?
01:14:51It's perfect.
01:14:53Really? Yeah.
01:14:55We'll take it.
01:14:57Okay. I'll go take.
01:15:01Oh, my God.
01:15:03You're Chazel Brady and that's Dora.
01:15:05I saw your post on Instagram and it was so romantic.
01:15:09You two are perfect together.
01:15:11Thanks.
01:15:13Yeah.
01:15:33I'm done being your fit fiance.
01:15:35Okay.
01:15:43Is everything okay?
01:15:45Grandma, just calm down, okay?
01:15:47We can explain.
01:15:49We'll be there in ten minutes.
01:15:51Is everything okay?
01:15:53We have to go. Like, now.
01:15:55Okay.
01:15:57Okay, Chazel, what's wrong?
01:15:59You're making me nervous.
01:16:01Our fight?
01:16:03At the cinema?
01:16:05Someone recorded it.
01:16:07The entire thing.
01:16:09What?
01:16:11It's everywhere, Dora.
01:16:13Online. Everyone thinks we're a fake couple.
01:16:17Dad?
01:16:19What the hell was that, Chazel?
01:16:21Are you lying about this engagement? My phone is blowing up.
01:16:23The sponsors are saying you're a liar and they're threatening to pull out.
01:16:25I will handle the sponsors.
01:16:27You better.
01:16:29But Dora is my fiance.
01:16:31And that won't change.
01:16:35Chazel, this is all my fault.
01:16:37If I hadn't jumped to conclusions about you and Ora, if I hadn't just started this fight to begin with, there would be nothing to record.
01:16:43Hey, hey. Stop that.
01:16:45Okay, this is not your fault.
01:16:47And believe me, I'll handle everything.
01:16:49I just need to go to the stadium, deal with the press, the team.
01:16:53Hey, can you just talk to Grandma, explain what's happening?
01:16:57Of course.
01:16:59We're gonna get through this.
01:17:01I promise.
01:17:03No matter what, I'm with you.
01:17:07I'm telling you, Chazel, it's the only way.
01:17:13You released a statement saying you've broken up with Dora and she was too emotional to say things she didn't mean.
01:17:21It's clean.
01:17:23Are you telling me to be a coward, lie to the entire world, and blame everything on the woman I love?
01:17:29All right, then what's your play?
01:17:31The sponsors are ready to walk.
01:17:34The best play.
01:17:36Would be to marry me.
01:17:38What?
01:17:40You.
01:17:42I knew it.
01:17:43You leaked the video, didn't you?
01:17:45I'm just trying to help the truth find the light.
01:17:48Seriously?
01:17:50So this is what all the fuss is about?
01:17:55I'm sorry, Grandma Brady.
01:17:57This is all my fault.
01:17:59Nonsense.
01:18:00This is the fault of a jealous ex-girlfriend and a man that doesn't know how to use his words.
01:18:08Listen.
01:18:09Listen.
01:18:10I've known my grandson his entire life.
01:18:14And he has never, not even once, let another woman stay overnight in his home.
01:18:22The fact that you are here now shows that he is madly in love with you.
01:18:29But his parents.
01:18:31Oh, don't worry about Chris and Nancy.
01:18:35I'll take care of them.
01:18:37Chasel is head over heels in love with you.
01:18:42Face it, Chasel.
01:18:47I'm your only option.
01:18:49You think you can corner me into marrying you?
01:18:53There's one thing you should learn about me.
01:18:55I don't respond to threats.
01:18:58Because I told you we're done.
01:19:01The only woman I love and that I will marry is Dora.
01:19:06And as for what you did, my lawyer will be in touch.
01:19:15Un-fucking-believable.
01:19:18Dora!
01:19:20I'm home.
01:19:22We need to talk.
01:19:23She's gone, Chasel.
01:19:26What do you mean she's gone?
01:19:27Where did she go?
01:19:29Gone.
01:19:31Gone, gone.
01:19:36I don't understand.
01:19:38Why leave when you clearly love each other?
01:19:41Don't you trust Chasel?
01:19:43Oh, yes.
01:19:45I trust him.
01:19:49And that's exactly why I can't stay and become his weakness.
01:19:54But don't worry.
01:19:56In my story, I'm the protagonist.
01:19:58And I need to write my next chapter.
01:20:00You know my fans are waiting.
01:20:03Come here.
01:20:04I'll miss you.
01:20:05I'll miss you.
01:20:08You made the right choice in investing in Chasel Brady.
01:20:10All right.
01:20:16I can't believe you actually pulled it off.
01:20:18And by yourself.
01:20:20You seem to forget I'm the best player in football history.
01:20:23They still count on me to win after Christmas break, okay?
01:20:26All right.
01:20:27All right.
01:20:28Crisis averted.
01:20:29What's your next move?
01:20:33Go see about a girl.
01:20:39Dora.
01:20:41This.
01:20:42I cannot believe in a million years that you actually wrote your story.
01:20:48It's amazing.
01:20:49Thanks.
01:20:51First time for everything, I guess.
01:20:54I think this all just taught me to finally be honest with myself.
01:20:57You know what?
01:21:00I changed my mind.
01:21:01I did.
01:21:02I changed my mind.
01:21:03I want to invest in this story.
01:21:05Screw Chasel's autobiography.
01:21:07Dora, do you realize that once people read this, no one's going to care about that video anyway?
01:21:14Okay.
01:21:16Well, let me just publish a few chapters first.
01:21:20My fans have been waiting forever.
01:21:21Oh, I'm sure.
01:21:23Okay.
01:21:26Yes, there it is.
01:21:27Wow.
01:21:29Good job.
01:21:30Thanks.
01:21:31I hope they like it.
01:21:33They're going to love it.
01:21:40I messed up.
01:21:41I know the whole world saw us fighting, but I swear, our relationship is real.
01:21:48Dora is my fiance, the only woman I love.
01:21:51Dora, if you see this, I'm sorry.
01:21:58This story...
01:22:00This story is me and Dora, if that means...
01:22:04Dora is Dee?
01:22:05Oh, I did.
01:22:19Okay, so how did you...
01:22:20Oh, I did...
01:22:24Okay, so how did you...
01:22:26You just told me yourself.
01:22:33You know, I love the new story, by the way.
01:22:37Our... story.
01:22:42So, you're...
01:22:44C.
01:22:46Thank you for your advice before.
01:22:50It definitely helped.
01:22:52But this time,
01:22:54I think I'm gonna do things my way.
01:23:04Dora Swift,
01:23:06I have fallen for you,
01:23:08irrevocably,
01:23:10completely.
01:23:12Will you marry me?
01:23:16Is that a yes?
01:23:18Yes.
01:23:19Yes.
01:23:20Oh, my God.
01:23:25Is that a question?
01:23:26Come here.
01:23:29You are the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:32I mean that.
01:23:34Good.
01:23:35I love you.
01:23:36Yes.
01:23:39I love you.
01:23:40My brother.
01:23:42It's a mystery.
01:23:44The music.
01:23:46The music.
01:23:47Make it myself.
01:23:48I love you.
01:23:50My brother.
01:23:51The music.
01:23:52The music.
01:23:53And the music.
01:23:55I love you.
01:23:56I love you.
01:23:58I love you.
01:23:59I love you.
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