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Trey Knowles
  • 8 months ago
“UFOs” is a short but powerful comedy bit where Trey Knowles explains why aliens avoid Earth—it's too evil, too wicked, and way too confusing. As Trey jokes about where aliens could realistically land, the laughter turns into reflection. His deeper point hits hard: if societies can't accept the people who were here first, what chance would aliens have? A funny take with a serious message about the human heart.

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00:00I have so many friends that believe in aliens.
00:04They believe in aliens is going to take over the planet.
00:06And there's UFOs out there and robots and stuff like that, you know.
00:11And I have one friend that's so convincing.
00:13He almost had me.
00:14Had me start believing that there's aliens out there, you know.
00:18People seeing UFOs, unflying objects out there in the air, right.
00:24And I started thinking about this.
00:26I started thinking about this a lot, you know.
00:28Because if you notice, you know, they always see them and they see these UFOs in the air.
00:34And these unidentified flying objects.
00:36But they never find an alien landing on planet Earth.
00:42You know why?
00:43And I'm going to tell you why.
00:44Because planet Earth is evil and wicked.
00:48Ain't nobody in the right mind want to land here on planet Earth.
00:52I mean, where are they going to go?
00:55You can't go to the Middle East.
00:56You know, they go to the Middle East.
00:58They're flying over on the Middle East.
01:00They see hyenas with guns ready to shit innocent blood.
01:05Hyenas barking at you.
01:10They got the gun out ready to shoot you.
01:15He ain't going to stop.
01:16He's like, I'm going to keep going.
01:17I don't understand these evil people.
01:23It's too evil.
01:25So UFOs are just flying over.
01:27They're looking for a place to land.
01:28They're like, I can't land on this planet.
01:31Where are the UFOs going to go?
01:34Where are the UFOs going to go?
01:36They're going to South America?
01:39Right.
01:39UFOs flying around South America looking for a place to land.
01:43They're looking for a place to land in South America.
01:46Right.
01:47They're like, ah, they're going to drug us up.
01:50They're going to drug us up.
01:53Do some human trafficking.
01:56They're going to sell us to perverts.
01:59Ain't nobody going to stop there.
02:02They don't want to be sold to perverts.
02:04They come to North America.
02:10UFOs flying around North America.
02:13United States.
02:15Right.
02:16They can't land in North America, man.
02:20And next thing you know, it's like, you know,
02:21you start seeing an activist group.
02:25And you never knew they had an alien activist group.
02:30We believe in civil rights for aliens.
02:34You know.
02:38Now they're flying around India.
02:41The aliens are thinking, I'm like, we should land here.
02:45They're going to believe that we're their parents.
02:48They're going to believe that we're their parents.
02:50Right.
02:51Right.
02:53The Indians, they're like, you know, they're Hindu.
02:55They'd be like, oh, that's my grandma.
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