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00:00:00Come on Dora, this is a romance novel, ok, why would he kiss her, what is his motivation?
00:00:15The grand lux, a surprise, oh my god Felix is going to propose to me today, oh my god, ok, oh my god it's so hot, you can have this if you want, ok bye.
00:00:31And that's another record breaking season for Chase O'Brady, 56 touchdowns, over 5500 yards and the man's not just playing, he's redefining the game.
00:00:43Chase, what an incredible way to end the season.
00:00:46Thanks, tell me something I don't know.
00:00:48Ok, hot shot, so it is Christmas, do you have any special plans, anyone special you're going to share the mistletoe with this year?
00:00:54All I want for Christmas is a break, that means no more accidental fan run-ins in hotel hallways, alright? Merry Christmas, I will see you in the new year.
00:01:03I'm not joking Chase O, you will bring a nice young woman home this Christmas.
00:01:14You've been watching too many soap operas again haven't you?
00:01:16If you come home alone, I am going to call my own press conference and I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay.
00:01:28Think of those headlines, huh?
00:01:31Seriously, when's the next chapter? You can't leave me hanging like that.
00:01:40Yes, I would-
00:01:42Sorry, C, my number one fan. No update today. I'm going to get proposed to.
00:01:52The one woman in the world I actually want to talk to, and she ghosts me.
00:02:22Oh my god, I am so sorry, are you okay?
00:02:24Don't touch me.
00:02:25It was an accident, I'll buy you a new shirt.
00:02:27Buy me a new one? This thing costs more than your rent, okay? Just stay on your side of the elevators.
00:02:32You know what? Like I said, it was an accident, but you're such an arrogant jerk, I don't care.
00:02:36Oh, accident. You know, you're the 10th fan this week who's had an accident near me.
00:02:39Girls, get some new moves.
00:02:41Moves? Sorry to bruise your massive ego, but I have no idea who you are and I'm glad I don't.
00:02:45Sure you don't. And I'm sure you're not going to follow me outside of the elevator, right?
00:02:49I'm not!
00:02:51He is the most arrogant guy I've ever met. I'm writing him into my novel as the villain.
00:02:57Oh, Felix is waiting.
00:03:12Well, well, well. What a coincidence. Let's see what excuse you've cooked up this time.
00:03:16Okay, I'm not following you. My soon-to-be fiancé is about to propose. Yeah, there's gonna be a ring on this anchor. As soon as I find room 704.
00:03:27This one? Oh, it must be a big moment for you, right?
00:03:31Yeah, it is. So, watch and learn. Because Felix is ten times hotter than you will ever meet.
00:03:35Yeah, right.
00:03:37Oh, Felix!
00:03:40Does Dora make you feel like this?
00:03:42You think I love her?
00:03:44You sound busy. Shut up.
00:03:46Felix?
00:03:47What?
00:03:48What the fuck?
00:03:50What the fuck?
00:03:51What the fuck?
00:03:52Sophie? My roommate? My best friend?
00:03:56Felix, we've been together for five years. After my parents died, you two were everything to me. How could you do this?
00:04:00You think I actually care about your terrible writing? Or that Felix wants to babysit you in your delusions? Maybe if you spent a little less time obsessing over your pathetic little dream, you'd know how to keep a man.
00:04:10I don't know how to keep a man. I don't know how to keep a man? No, maybe not. But I sure as hell know how to tear you up.
00:04:18Damn! I thought football was brutal.
00:04:20Fetch.
00:04:21I thought football was brutal.
00:04:22Fetch.
00:04:23Ah!
00:04:24Ah!
00:04:25Ah!
00:04:26Ah!
00:04:27Ah!
00:04:28Ah!
00:04:29Ah!
00:04:30Ah!
00:04:31Ah!
00:04:32Ah!
00:04:33Ah!
00:04:34Ah!
00:04:35Ah!
00:04:36Ah!
00:04:37Ah!
00:04:38Ah!
00:04:39Ah!
00:04:41Ah!
00:04:42Look at you! You're in hate, that's why I'd rather fuck a vibrator than touch you!
00:04:44Ah!
00:04:45Ah!
00:04:46My vibrator lasts longer than you do.
00:04:49Oh!
00:04:50Ah!
00:04:51Baby, are you okay?
00:04:52Enjoy my discount, fuck, Sophie.
00:04:54He's used goods.
00:04:56That's right. Runaway, that's right. No man will ever want a pathetic mess like you!
00:05:02He does.
00:05:04This is my new boyfriend.
00:05:06Sorry.
00:05:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:38No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:06:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:06:37My stuff. My computer.
00:06:41My life is still in that apartment.
00:06:46Holy shit. Get out.
00:06:57Holy shit.
00:07:01Sophie!
00:07:04Sophie, come on!
00:07:05I have a little note for you, too.
00:07:08I dumped... you.
00:07:14Smiley face. How about that?
00:07:19Get a new wig, Sophie!
00:07:24Okay, so I won that battle.
00:07:26But where the hell do I go now?
00:07:34That was... Mom's house.
00:07:37Mom, I just love this new house.
00:07:41Can we just spend every Christmas here?
00:07:43Sure, sweetie.
00:07:45Now come help me hang these stockings.
00:07:47Yes!
00:07:48Okay.
00:07:49I get the red one.
00:07:50Okay, fine.
00:07:51I'll take green again.
00:07:57Not long after, we had to sell that house to cover Mom's treatment.
00:08:00But it still wasn't enough to keep her alive.
00:08:04And I haven't celebrated Christmas since.
00:08:10Five years of saving.
00:08:12Hope Mom can bring me some good luck.
00:08:14Hi, um, I'm calling about the rental.
00:08:16Is it still available?
00:08:17Is it still available?
00:08:19Great, I'll take it.
00:08:24Put up these decorations.
00:08:25Finally, I'm back at my house.
00:08:37What the hell are you doing at my house?
00:08:39What the hell are you doing at my house?
00:08:43You?
00:08:45Your house?
00:08:46I don't think so.
00:08:48I just rented it.
00:08:49Oh, you did what?
00:08:50Yeah.
00:08:51Lady, I bought this place last month.
00:08:53Now, what's your game this time?
00:08:55Part two of the Psycho Stalker Tour?
00:08:57Wait.
00:08:58I have proof.
00:09:00Huh.
00:09:01Mm-hmm.
00:09:05The number you dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:09Shocker.
00:09:12Um, try the key.
00:09:18Let me guess, not fitting?
00:09:19Just, wait.
00:09:21Okay.
00:09:22Something's wrong, so...
00:09:24Leave, or I'm calling the cops.
00:09:26Wait.
00:09:27Come on, please.
00:09:28I think I was scammed.
00:09:29I don't have anywhere else to go.
00:09:30That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.
00:09:33Are you serious?
00:09:33Come on.
00:09:34I don't have any money.
00:09:35I was scammed.
00:09:36Can I just stay here for the night?
00:09:37I'll be out in the morning.
00:09:39My house is not some charity motel princess,
00:09:41and I don't live with strange women.
00:09:43Please move.
00:09:44Please, please.
00:09:45I'm sorry.
00:09:46See?
00:09:47This key works.
00:09:50Don't you have family?
00:09:50It's Christmas.
00:09:51Bye.
00:09:52Come on.
00:09:54I'm dressed so cute.
00:09:56That's a really ugly plant.
00:10:04Leave.
00:10:06Scammed, homeless, kicked out onto the street by a monster.
00:10:13I think this is the perfect writing material.
00:10:27No, no, no.
00:10:37Lock it down, Shaysel.
00:10:38No sympathy.
00:10:39Hey, where are you?
00:10:40Tell me how to help.
00:10:41Cash?
00:10:42You're sweet.
00:10:56But no, I'm not a charity case.
00:10:58I'll figure it out.
00:11:00How long are you going to sit out here?
00:11:06How long are you going to sit out here?
00:11:20I don't need TMZ snapping a photo and giving me another rumored girlfriend.
00:11:24Hey.
00:11:25Hello, kitty.
00:11:26Didn't you hear me?
00:11:27Hey.
00:11:28Oh my gosh.
00:11:28You're burning up.
00:11:33I swear, this is the last time I'm going to help you.
00:11:38Okay?
00:11:39Come on.
00:11:40It's your feet.
00:11:41Come on.
00:11:42Come on.
00:11:43You just need to sit.
00:11:46Ouch.
00:11:47Stay.
00:11:48Please.
00:11:49I mean, seriously, falling asleep on a strange guy's porch?
00:11:54Do you really have no sense of self-preservation around men?
00:11:57I'm fine.
00:11:58No, you're not.
00:12:00Can you take this?
00:12:02What is it?
00:12:03This is medicine for your fever.
00:12:07No.
00:12:08No?
00:12:09Uh, yes.
00:12:10You're burning.
00:12:11Open up, please.
00:12:12Thank you.
00:12:17You are something.
00:12:20Whatever.
00:12:21Alright.
00:12:22If you need me, I will...
00:12:26Don't need me.
00:12:27I like it.
00:12:28Oh.
00:12:47What?
00:12:48What are you doing to me?
00:12:49You pervert!
00:12:50What?
00:12:51What are you doing to me?
00:12:52You pervert!
00:12:53Oh.
00:12:54I drag your half-dead, soaking wet body into my house.
00:13:11I save you from pneumonia and take care of you all night and you slap me?
00:13:15What?
00:13:16Do you think I'm some kind of creep?
00:13:17No.
00:13:18No, no.
00:13:19Wait.
00:13:20I'm sorry.
00:13:21I just thought that...
00:13:22Look, it doesn't matter.
00:13:23Just slap me back and we'll be even.
00:13:24Okay?
00:13:25Sweetheart, I don't hit women.
00:13:26Okay?
00:13:27Even when they clearly deserve it.
00:13:28Because this face is a $10 million insurance policy.
00:13:31Okay?
00:13:32So now that you're awake and violent, you can see yourself out.
00:13:34No.
00:13:35Wait.
00:13:36Please.
00:13:37I have nowhere else to go.
00:13:38Okay?
00:13:39I can pay rent.
00:13:40Yeah?
00:13:41Okay.
00:13:42Here.
00:13:43Anywhere that is not here.
00:13:44Now get out.
00:13:45No.
00:13:46No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:47Look.
00:13:48I can work for you.
00:13:49Okay?
00:13:50I can cook and I can clean and I'm a writer.
00:13:51And my novel will sell.
00:13:52Okay?
00:13:53And I will pay you back.
00:13:54Look.
00:13:55This is gonna sound weird, but this was my mother's house.
00:13:58Okay?
00:13:59And it's all that I have left of her.
00:14:02If you come home alone, I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay.
00:14:10Fine.
00:14:11You can stay.
00:14:13But I have conditions.
00:14:15Oh yeah.
00:14:17You want me to be your fake girlfriend?
00:14:22My grandmother is insistent.
00:14:25You'll come home with me for Christmas Eve.
00:14:27That is the deal.
00:14:28In exchange, you can stay here until New Year's.
00:14:31You'll need to sign this cohabitation agreement, you know, just to make sure everything is under
00:14:34my control.
00:14:37Okay.
00:14:38Rule number one, do not enter my bedroom unless I ask you to clean it.
00:14:42Easy.
00:14:43Rule two, no intimate actions can take place.
00:14:46And rule three, do not fall in love with me.
00:14:51Excuse me, are you mocking me?
00:14:53Is something funny?
00:14:54No.
00:14:55I just think that, I mean, this is very thorough.
00:15:02And I just got dumped, so trust me, that's the last thing on my mind.
00:15:05That's precisely why it's a rule.
00:15:07A woman on the rebound meets a man who is superior to her ex in every way.
00:15:10I mean, you're just a classic high risk case.
00:15:12You have a very rich imagination.
00:15:15You should consider writing.
00:15:28Oh, sorry.
00:15:29I should have asked this.
00:15:30What's your name?
00:15:31Chasel.
00:15:34Chasel Brady?
00:15:37Got that.
00:15:39I'll go get myself.
00:15:40Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:42You just got that after hearing my name?
00:15:44What do you mean by got that?
00:15:46Should I know your name?
00:15:49Oh, you're an actor.
00:15:52I don't do stage plays.
00:15:54Okay, football, the Super Bowl.
00:15:57Do you know how many women would kill to be in your position?
00:16:00Yeah, okay, fine, fine, superstar.
00:16:02Sorry.
00:16:03Um, I'll go grab my stuff and bring it back.
00:16:10Oh, please remember to open the door for me, okay?
00:16:14That's my rule.
00:16:15And why did we go back.
00:16:18Jesus.
00:16:18I mean she just left like that?
00:16:24Sophie!
00:16:31My book!
00:16:33No, no, no, no!
00:16:39Sophie!
00:16:40Oh, I thought you weren't coming back
00:16:46So I threw out your garbage for you
00:16:48Garbage?
00:16:51Sophie, this is my life's work
00:16:53My career
00:16:54Your career
00:16:57Where your mom was your only reader
00:16:59Poor writer
00:17:01Just begging for pity sales
00:17:04Funny
00:17:05Because at least my job pays the bills
00:17:07Whereas you have to leech
00:17:09Off of your stolen boyfriends for survival
00:17:11Sophie
00:17:17This is where your work belongs
00:17:20No
00:17:25Let's go home, babe
00:17:32Look who's here
00:17:38My charity case ex
00:17:41Back to collect the rest of your trash
00:17:43Where's the new boyfriend?
00:17:45Or did you just pick some random guy to put on a show?
00:17:49My boyfriend isn't a random guy
00:17:51And he lasts longer than 30 seconds
00:17:53He isn't here for you though, is he?
00:17:56See, that's your fate, Dora
00:17:57No man is ever going to truly love a pathetic, frigid woman like you
00:18:01Unlike Sophie
00:18:03She's carrying my baby
00:18:05We're getting married
00:18:06But if you really have nowhere to go, you could stay on and be our maid
00:18:09Take care of the baby
00:18:11A driver?
00:18:28I mean, babe, I know you were desperate
00:18:31But I didn't realize you had no standards too
00:18:34She's just digging through the trash for men
00:18:36Pathetic
00:18:37Sorry, I'm late, babe
00:18:50Hey
00:18:50Hi
00:18:51I know you
00:18:54Holy shit, you're the most valuable quarterback in the world
00:18:59You and Dora?
00:19:01No way
00:19:02Hey Daniel, grab her things
00:19:04Just the suitcase
00:19:06Thanks
00:19:06Autograph?
00:19:09Maybe later
00:19:09Come on, let's go
00:19:10I almost forgot
00:19:11How did she manage to get some golden boy?
00:19:22Okay, how did you...
00:19:23No, why did you come?
00:19:25Everyone is waiting for you
00:19:26Everyone?
00:19:28Who?
00:19:28Wait, where are we going, Chasel?
00:19:30You'll see
00:19:30Just put this on, you're going to need it
00:19:33Okay, don't look
00:19:35Yeah, I won't look
00:19:36Seriously
00:19:37I'm looking out the window
00:19:38Will too
00:19:39I...
00:19:42I didn't see anything
00:19:44Stay close, don't say anything
00:19:55Who's the blonde?
00:20:01Who's the blonde girl, Chasel?
00:20:02Chasel, who's the blonde?
00:20:03Can't you give an answer to your fans?
00:20:06Holy shit
00:20:07Who's the blonde?
00:20:08I know, it's Chasel Brady
00:20:11I know
00:20:12That's the word for your fans
00:20:13Please
00:20:13Please
00:20:14Be seated
00:20:15Chasel, who is that fine young lady?
00:20:21Does this mean you're finally settling down?
00:20:22I want to say thank you all for coming
00:20:25I know people have always been interested in my personal life and sexual orientation
00:20:32And some fans have been bugging me because I'm single
00:20:35So I have invited you all here today
00:20:38It is with a very, very happy heart
00:20:41I introduce you to Doris Swift
00:20:44My fiancée
00:20:46Hello, can you say something?
00:20:51Come on, bring a bang
00:20:52Come on
00:20:53Oh, jeez
00:20:55Chasel, this was not in the contract
00:20:59You can stay with me for an entire year
00:21:01And no one will ever bully you again
00:21:04Or you can back out
00:21:06Up to you
00:21:07Are you planning on impersonating a statue all day?
00:21:23Or were you going to say thank you at some point?
00:21:26Thank you?
00:21:27For what?
00:21:28For making me famous overnight?
00:21:30In front of the entire country?
00:21:32You never told me you were this famous, okay?
00:21:35I haven't seen that many reporters since the presidential election
00:21:39I told you that I'm Chasel Brady
00:21:41It's not my fault you live under a rock
00:21:43You know what, besides, that's twice now that I've saved you from your pathetic acts
00:21:47Oh, well thank you, Captain America
00:21:49You're welcome
00:21:51This writing feels so familiar
00:22:03You wrote this?
00:22:16You wrote this?
00:22:18Yeah
00:22:18I've been trying to write more romance lately
00:22:20The market really likes this genre, so
00:22:23Ah, that makes sense
00:22:25I never heard Dee was writing romance
00:22:27How could she possibly be Dee?
00:22:29You call it romance?
00:22:31The love story in this is drier than week old toast
00:22:33Okay, so how do I fix it?
00:22:37I mean, I've never been good at writing romance because I've never been in a good relationship
00:22:41Uh, yeah, well, I mean, men, first of all, they're like taxis
00:22:45One leaves, the next one comes, you need to find a man dripping with hormones
00:22:51Uh, get your estrogen just like, iron, they're all cylinders
00:22:56This is gold, seriously
00:22:59Okay, so wait, how does a woman know if a man is interested in her?
00:23:06It's primitive
00:23:07He can't help it
00:23:09Yeah
00:23:10Looks for excuses for physical contact
00:23:14Oh, and he always wants to help her
00:23:16Even when every rational part of his brain is screaming at him not to
00:23:21Okay, yeah, this is awesome
00:23:23Sorry, I'm like, babe
00:23:30So
00:23:32When you were
00:23:35Helping me earlier
00:23:37Don't even
00:23:40Dream it
00:23:42Uh, lesson's over
00:23:44My house is a disaster
00:23:45You probably should clean it
00:23:47Thanks, Jim
00:23:47Oh, cool
00:23:56I know these directors
00:23:57Edison Gray will be there?
00:24:03He's one of the biggest investors in Hollywood
00:24:05He buys my novel and turns it into a movie?
00:24:09Chasel!
00:24:10Chasel!
00:24:11Chasel!
00:24:13You will not believe what you threw away
00:24:15What are you doing?
00:24:23Get out, I'm naked
00:24:24Okay, I can see that
00:24:25Why are you naked?
00:24:28I don't know
00:24:29Gee, I live here
00:24:30Okay, okay
00:24:31Let's get one thing straight
00:24:32This is my household, okay
00:24:34I'm the boss
00:24:35And frankly, millions of women would pay to see this
00:24:38Okay, well
00:24:39I'm not one of them
00:24:40I don't want to see your bamboo
00:24:41Hey!
00:24:45No!
00:24:46You don't see them
00:24:47What do you want?
00:24:49Party
00:24:50This party
00:24:51Take me
00:24:52No, I'm not interested in that
00:24:54But Edison Gray is going to be there
00:24:57The Edison Gray
00:24:58He's an investor
00:24:59It could change my life
00:25:00I'm dressed
00:25:02Think about it
00:25:05If Edison Gray buys my novel
00:25:07I'll have money
00:25:08So I can pay you back
00:25:10And get out of here
00:25:11Look, it's a win-win
00:25:12Think about it
00:25:14You really have a thing
00:25:22For throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:24You really have a thing
00:25:31For throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:36Too bad I'm a man of principles
00:25:38Do you practice these lines in the mirror?
00:25:44Or does the narcissism just flow out of you naturally?
00:25:48Is this how you beg?
00:25:51Please, Mr. Brady
00:25:53You are the most charming, kind, amazing, smart, perfect man I've ever met
00:26:00You'll take me, won't you?
00:26:05Fine
00:26:06I'll get you in
00:26:07Yeah
00:26:08But I'm not pitching your sad little novel for you
00:26:12Okay?
00:26:13Okay
00:26:14That's on you
00:26:15But the people at this party
00:26:18They're vultures
00:26:19Okay, you gotta at least
00:26:21Look the part
00:26:23Can't you smell that?
00:26:27Smell what?
00:26:28It's the smell of poverty and failure
00:26:29And one
00:26:30Apologize
00:26:32Okay, Misha
00:26:36Look like a million bucks on a zero dollar budget
00:26:39Yeah, this should be easy
00:26:41Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
00:26:56Oh no
00:26:57This ring
00:26:59It fits perfectly
00:27:00It's meant to be
00:27:02I have to have it
00:27:02I can't let them see me here
00:27:04I can't let them see me here
00:27:07Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
00:27:10This ring
00:27:12It's everything
00:27:12I
00:27:13I need it
00:27:14It fits perfectly
00:27:15It has to be mine
00:27:16Get it for me now
00:27:16Please, please, please
00:27:17Are you writing?
00:27:21You can't wait to see the new chapters
00:27:23Staring at my nightmare
00:27:26I meet my ex and his pregnant homewrecker
00:27:29I want to run
00:27:30Don't let them win
00:27:33Spit on them
00:27:35I'd know that annoying laugh anywhere
00:27:39Dora
00:27:41I see you're here all alone
00:27:45I mean
00:27:47What's the point of even having a rich boyfriend
00:27:49If he's not going to buy you anything?
00:27:50Meanwhile, my Felix would buy me the moon if I asked him to
00:27:54For you, everything
00:27:56What are you doing?
00:28:14Disgusting
00:28:15Now we'll see your trashy behavior and dump you for sure
00:28:20I just texted D to spit on them
00:28:24And she did it
00:28:25Could she be
00:28:26No, no
00:28:28Impossible
00:28:29D is a talented, sweet, lovely girl
00:28:31Dora is a walking disaster
00:28:34If she were D, I would rather die
00:28:36Everything in the store
00:28:39In her size
00:28:40Bag it up
00:28:41Oh, and I want something limited edition
00:28:45You got that
00:28:46Oh, sir
00:28:49This is our one and only piece
00:28:51In the whole world
00:28:52Going for $300,000
00:28:53$300,000
00:28:55We will take it
00:28:57Look at that
00:29:03Pretty nice, huh?
00:29:05See that?
00:29:06There you go, Dora
00:29:06Um
00:29:07Don't you think this is a little much?
00:29:11I just can't stand watching someone bully my employee
00:29:15Oh, and by the way
00:29:16All of this
00:29:17Going on your rent tab
00:29:19This?
00:29:20Mm-hmm
00:29:21God, you know what?
00:29:22It must be exhausting
00:29:23Acting like
00:29:24Buying some pink dress is like winning the lottery
00:29:26You two are just so adorable
00:29:29Dora
00:29:30We have places to be
00:29:32That bitch
00:29:37Are you done yet?
00:29:41We're going to be late
00:29:41All right, I'm going to count to three
00:29:44If you're not out here
00:29:45We're not going
00:29:46One
00:29:47Two
00:29:49Um
00:29:53She
00:29:58She is amazing
00:30:00So
00:30:02How do I look?
00:30:04Money definitely makes things
00:30:05Better
00:30:06Um
00:30:07I'll wait outside
00:30:09Hey
00:30:09Could you
00:30:15Come in
00:30:17For a second
00:30:18Uh
00:30:22I need help with my zipper
00:30:24Come on
00:30:25Okay
00:30:26Thanks
00:30:39I'll be outside
00:30:44Get it together
00:30:59She's Dora the disaster
00:31:02Not lovely D
00:31:04I've heard
00:31:06Okay
00:31:10You
00:31:10I might not have to
00:31:11Do you
00:31:12I might not have to
00:31:12I might not have a
00:31:13Gracias por ver el video.
00:31:43Oh my god, um, I am so sorry. That was a complete accident. Yeah, for sure. Did you plan that? Kind of feels like one of those cheesy movie moments. That. Falling down the stairs and almost killing myself. Did I plan that? A little bit. Yeah. No. My heel got caught and then I fell. Hold that thought. Voila.
00:32:13Did you buy me these shoes? Don't get me wrong, okay? I just don't want you embarrassing me at the party tonight. Okay. Other foot. Thank you. Seems like something they do in the movies.
00:32:32Okay, so Addison Gray is going to be here. I'm going to be fine. Okay. Please, please do not look like a starving animal who just found a piece of steak. These people can smell desperation.
00:32:42Starving animal? That is so rude. I'm not going to be like him. Oh my god, that's Addison Gray. Don't stare. Don't stare. Don't stare. Just look anywhere else. Don't look him in the eyes.
00:32:51Okay, so if you guys buy my novel, I mean, my future will be brighter than the headlights on your G-Wagon.
00:32:56That's impossible. I just got new chrome.
00:33:00Will Dee feel the same as Dora? The need for just one person to believe in her?
00:33:06Chazel! Glad you could make it.
00:33:08Addison, there's someone I want you to meet. This is Dora. She is a writer.
00:33:14Oh.
00:33:15Oh, your hand. Hi. Hi.
00:33:17And she is brilliant. I mean, she's the whole reason I came tonight.
00:33:21Really?
00:33:22You need to read her manuscript. I'm telling you.
00:33:26I cannot believe that Chazel announced an engagement.
00:33:31Look at her. She's so plain.
00:33:34Lee's aura is obviously a publicity stunt. You know him. He's probably just trying to make you jealous.
00:33:41Well, it's working.
00:33:42Look at them together. He looks so comfortable.
00:33:45I mean, he even introduced her to Edison.
00:33:48Don't be silly. Everybody knows that Chazel Brady has only ever had eyes for you.
00:33:52He's just trying to get your attention.
00:33:54He's America's quarterback. You're America's sweetheart.
00:33:57This whole fiancé thing is just a cry for you to take him back.
00:34:01Well, he knows where to find me when he's done playing with his little toys.
00:34:06It's a story just about a small-town girl.
00:34:09She actually runs into the...
00:34:12Sorry.
00:34:13I'm getting a little nervous.
00:34:14Well, Dora, I'll tell you what. It's got potential.
00:34:17Really?
00:34:18Yeah. Oh, I think that's...
00:34:20Yeah, I'm so sorry, guys. I've got to take this.
00:34:22Yeah, totally.
00:34:23Bye.
00:34:24Chazel?
00:34:27Long time to see.
00:34:28Aura, I told you I don't like public theatrics.
00:34:32And this must be your new friend.
00:34:36It's Aura Vance. It's a pleasure.
00:34:38Oh.
00:34:38Don't take a minute.
00:34:39Who is this?
00:34:44Please don't tell me you're in a love triangle situation because I put a no homewrecking clause in the contract.
00:34:50Can you dial back on the melodramatic soap opera plots, please?
00:34:55She's just a clean ex.
00:34:56We broke up centuries ago.
00:34:58We just play along so we can get rid of her.
00:35:00She'll be gone.
00:35:01Okay. I'll help you.
00:35:03But I'm not paying rent this month.
00:35:05Fine. I wasn't expecting you to pay anyway.
00:35:07You're a cheater.
00:35:08Well, Chazel, aren't you going to introduce your new friend?
00:35:11I can do it. I'm Dora.
00:35:13It's nice to meet you.
00:35:14Actually, if you haven't heard the news, I'd be happy to clarify.
00:35:16This is Dora, my fiancée.
00:35:28Oh, my God. Chazel's serious this time.
00:35:32Who's that girl?
00:35:33I don't know, but she just bagged the most unobtainable man in the adult.
00:35:42Chazel.
00:35:43I'm always a comedian.
00:35:46Well, regardless, right?
00:35:49Congratulations, fiancée or not.
00:35:53But, Dora, I really meant what I said earlier.
00:35:56Your manuscripts, it has heart.
00:35:59It's got a lot of potential.
00:36:00I would love to sit up a meeting with you.
00:36:02Thank you. Thank you so much, Mr. Graham.
00:36:04Okay, let me see the story that has him so touched.
00:36:07Hold this.
00:36:09Oh, Eddie.
00:36:10Always the sentimental fool.
00:36:13But this?
00:36:15This is pathetic.
00:36:16You know, all weepy heart.
00:36:18Zero brains.
00:36:21It'd be embarrassing for you to invest in this.
00:36:24Trash. Trash.
00:36:26Trash.
00:36:30No!
00:36:31No!
00:36:32No!
00:36:32No!
00:36:32No!
00:36:33No!
00:36:34No!
00:36:34No!
00:36:35No!
00:36:35No!
00:36:35No!
00:36:36No!
00:36:36No!
00:36:37No!
00:36:38No!
00:36:38No!
00:36:39No!
00:36:39No!
00:36:40No!
00:36:40No!
00:36:41No!
00:36:42No!
00:36:42No!
00:36:43No!
00:36:44No!
00:36:45No!
00:36:46No!
00:36:47No!
00:36:47No!
00:36:47No!
00:36:48No!
00:36:48No!
00:36:49No!
00:36:49No!
00:36:50Are you insane?
00:36:51No!
00:36:52No!
00:36:53¡No!
00:36:54¡Are you insane?!
00:36:55¡Protecta la paper!
00:36:56¡Como!
00:36:57¡Como!
00:37:01¡Jesu, seriously!
00:37:02¿Qué te decía?
00:37:03¿Verdad que te quedara?
00:37:04¿Verdad que te quedara?
00:37:05¡Oh, Dios!
00:37:06¡No!
00:37:07¡No!
00:37:08¡No!
00:37:09¡No!
00:37:10¡No!
00:37:11¡No!
00:37:12¡No!
00:37:13¡No!
00:37:14¿Verdad?
00:37:15¡No!
00:37:16¡No!
00:37:17¡No!
00:37:18¡No!
00:37:19¡No!
00:37:20Typical.
00:37:21Can't even get one decent lie out of her man's mouth.
00:37:27Look, your opinion of her story means nothing.
00:37:30And you don't get to shame someone for actually creating something.
00:37:33Are you really gonna lower yourself for this nobody?
00:37:37Is she really worth your reputation, Jason?
00:37:40Let's get one thing clear, Aura.
00:37:43Yeah.
00:37:44The only thing low here is your act.
00:37:47Yeah, daddy's money bought your seat.
00:37:49It didn't buy you the right to judge people.
00:37:53How could you?
00:37:54Apologize to her now.
00:37:58Let's just...
00:37:59Let's just calm down.
00:38:00Aura, you did go a little too far.
00:38:03And that's fine.
00:38:04We just...
00:38:05Save it.
00:38:06This is not a boardroom negotiation.
00:38:07Either she apologizes to my fiancé,
00:38:09or I walk from your little club permanently.
00:38:12What's it gonna be?
00:38:15Can you just apologize, Jason?
00:38:20I...
00:38:23Apologize.
00:38:28Ready to go?
00:38:29I gotta be honest though, Dora, she is fine.
00:38:35No, she is not.
00:38:36I caught like I see it.
00:38:38No, Chase will just writing that new toy hi.
00:38:41Pretty soon he'll come running back to me where he belongs.
00:38:44Seriously?
00:38:56You've been crying since 8pm.
00:38:58Are you secretly a water balloon?
00:39:00She called my life's work trash, okay?
00:39:07That's like someone being like,
00:39:09your Super Bowl rings are plastic, bro.
00:39:14Okay.
00:39:15One, they're vaulted.
00:39:16Okay.
00:39:17Okay.
00:39:18Two...
00:39:19Okay.
00:39:21It's almost midnight.
00:39:22Decapitate her in your next draft,
00:39:24but please, please, please just let me sleep.
00:39:27How are you so cold?
00:39:31Okay?
00:39:32Why don't men know how to consult a hysterical woman?
00:39:39Just do it like they do in the movies, okay?
00:39:42Be thoughtful and comforting and caring.
00:39:45Okay?
00:39:46Just be like the freaking leading man.
00:39:56Come here.
00:39:57Like this?
00:40:00Like this?
00:40:13Are you feeling better now?
00:40:16Are you feeling better now?
00:40:18Today he jumped in the pool to save me,
00:40:20and now he's comforting me?
00:40:24What?
00:40:25When that happened with her death,
00:40:26I did meet me,
00:40:26but we learned about it.
00:40:29I think it's like living hell...
00:40:33around that back home.
00:40:37Huh?
00:40:38Don't be like driving by them.
00:40:40Take your food all the way through,
00:40:41and you look,
00:40:42you look the biggest too much as you go and be...
00:40:44What?
00:40:46Kids?
00:40:47What the hell was that?
00:40:55I almost kissed her.
00:40:57The walking disaster?
00:41:09My heart never raced like this for Felix.
00:41:11Not even once.
00:41:13So why is it going crazy now?
00:41:15Oh no.
00:41:17Don't tell me I'm actually calling for him.
00:41:21Dee is my soulmate.
00:41:23I'm sure of that.
00:41:24Dora?
00:41:25She's just some random woman who happened to be in my house.
00:41:29That's it.
00:41:34Hey.
00:41:35What are you up to?
00:41:43Confession.
00:41:44I might be into someone.
00:41:45And it's terrifying.
00:41:57Good morning, Sleeping Beauty.
00:42:01Your pancakes are going to get cold.
00:42:03Fine.
00:42:09I guess I'll eat your bacon myself.
00:42:18Jesus, Chasel.
00:42:20Oh my God.
00:42:24What did you do?
00:42:26An alcoholic Christmas tree.
00:42:29You are so drunk and...
00:42:32And talented.
00:42:34Wait.
00:42:36Jesus, Chasel.
00:42:55Stop.
00:42:56You're burning up.
00:42:58We need a doctor.
00:42:58We need a doctor.
00:42:59Now.
00:42:59Come on.
00:42:59No doctors.
00:43:02No press.
00:43:04Are you serious right now?
00:43:07You're burning up.
00:43:09Imagine the tabloids.
00:43:11I'm doing two degree fever.
00:43:13It takes out Iron Man Chasel.
00:43:15No, I'd rather die.
00:43:17It takes out Iron Man Chasel.
00:43:18Wow.
00:43:20Your damn ego needs an ICU of its own.
00:43:23Also, what the hell?
00:43:25Did you get dumped by someone or something?
00:43:28Fuck.
00:43:30You are scarily perceptive and you're not crying.
00:43:33Fine.
00:43:34Die here.
00:43:36I'm not planning your funeral.
00:43:37She's kind of cute.
00:43:44Every rom-com has this scene.
00:44:09Girl finds the guy she's crushing on totally defenseless, passed out in front of her.
00:44:12Now comes the million dollar question.
00:44:16What's her next move?
00:44:17Since when did you take your temperature with my face?
00:44:43It's a European method.
00:44:46And it's very accurate.
00:44:49Right.
00:44:50And I'm the Pope.
00:44:56Bathroom.
00:44:58Now, unless you want me to puke on you?
00:45:00Oh.
00:45:00Oh, me.
00:45:01Okay.
00:45:02Oh, here.
00:45:03I brought you a new Christmas sweater that I knitted.
00:45:13Chasel?
00:45:15Are you home?
00:45:18Oh.
00:45:19Thank God.
00:45:20You're so heavy.
00:45:22Muscle density, sweetheart.
00:45:24What?
00:45:25You want to see me naked again?
00:45:27No.
00:45:28I just...
00:45:29I'm worried.
00:45:30What if you fall or something?
00:45:31I'm not so weak that I need help from a woman to take my pants off.
00:45:36Unless that's, uh...
00:45:37Unless that's what you're hoping for.
00:45:42You're shameless.
00:45:44Whoa!
00:45:48Damn.
00:45:49You really went for that?
00:45:50It was an accident, I swear.
00:45:52Sure it was.
00:45:52It was.
00:45:53Oh, my God!
00:45:57Oh, my God!
00:46:00Oh, Grandma, what are you doing here?
00:46:02What am I doing here?
00:46:04After your superhero stunt, even the Pope knows you're engaged.
00:46:09Did you think I wouldn't investigate?
00:46:13You know, I thought he hired an actress.
00:46:17Like one of those ridiculous vertical short dramas.
00:46:20But, uh, after seeing all this, uh, I'm reassured.
00:46:27Oh, uh, well, actually, we, um, aren't.
00:46:30Uh, you know, case closed.
00:46:33Now you see we are a real happy couple.
00:46:36So please leave.
00:46:38Your mother and father saw the pictures of you rescuing her from the pool.
00:46:43They want to see you.
00:46:44So you will bring your fiancée seven o'clock sharp.
00:46:51I can't, okay?
00:46:52I'm sick.
00:46:54I have a, uh, uh, really bad fever.
00:46:57Oh, yeah.
00:46:58Men don't get sick.
00:46:59They get dramatic.
00:47:01Take a pill and stop the theatrics.
00:47:04Be there.
00:47:05Oh, yes, dear.
00:47:10Be careful.
00:47:12Don't let these men fool you, okay?
00:47:14No, ma'am.
00:47:15I mean, what is a man?
00:47:17Uh, legs?
00:47:19A cock?
00:47:21And words that just float out of their mouth and disappear once they're said.
00:47:26Right.
00:47:26You let me know if Chase will bullies you, okay?
00:47:31Yeah.
00:47:31Dude, uh, come on, Grandma.
00:47:33Uh, hey.
00:47:36Oh.
00:47:38Wow.
00:47:40Your grandma's so cool.
00:47:46No.
00:47:47Oh.
00:47:49I can't do this.
00:47:51Your parents probably used solid gold toothpicks, and I'm gonna say something stupid,
00:47:55and then they'll have me arrested for poor taste.
00:47:57Think of it like, like research.
00:48:00My family makes your villains look like amateurs.
00:48:06Okay, but where's your grandma?
00:48:09I thought she'd be here for this.
00:48:11She spends Christmas Eve at home with my grandpa.
00:48:15Passed away ten years ago, and it's kind of her thing.
00:48:19Oh.
00:48:19You ready?
00:48:21Okay.
00:48:22Go?
00:48:23Okay.
00:48:24You knock.
00:48:24It's all right.
00:48:34Uh, Mom?
00:48:37Dad?
00:48:39This is Dora.
00:48:42So nice to meet you both.
00:48:47Dinner's getting cold.
00:48:49Mm-hmm.
00:49:01Wash potatoes are really good.
00:49:03Thank you.
00:49:04Didn't make this grown up, but...
00:49:06Mm-hmm.
00:49:07Mm-hmm.
00:49:08Mm-hmm.
00:49:09We saw Aura at the club.
00:49:12She looked radiant.
00:49:13Such a waste you let that one get away.
00:49:18You were a perfect match.
00:49:21Mom, Dora is right here.
00:49:23Please, show some respect.
00:49:25It's okay.
00:49:26It's okay.
00:49:27Respect?
00:49:28For what?
00:49:30A girl with no job who thinks she can latch on to our son and marry into this family?
00:49:35Let me be clear.
00:49:38That will never happen.
00:49:39You know what?
00:49:46I am not surprised.
00:49:48This is what you two always do, isn't it?
00:49:50Jason.
00:49:51Watch your tone.
00:49:52We're stating facts.
00:49:54This family has standards.
00:49:57Your standard.
00:49:58Your standard is a bank statement.
00:50:01Ow.
00:50:01You only care about money, about status.
00:50:03I mean, have you ever even once asked what I want?
00:50:07I can't think of one time.
00:50:09Grow up, son.
00:50:10You're not a person.
00:50:12You're a franchise.
00:50:13And you're risking everything for this fucking nobody.
00:50:17Her name is Dora.
00:50:19And I'm not going to marry Aura or whoever you want, okay?
00:50:23It's my life.
00:50:23I'm going to do with it what I want.
00:50:25Got it?
00:50:26Not why you parry my name.
00:50:28Maybe I don't want it.
00:50:38I'm sorry.
00:50:39Let's go.
00:50:40Now.
00:50:41Okay.
00:50:52Okay, Chasel.
00:50:53Slow down.
00:50:54It's not worth getting this angry over.
00:50:55No, you're right.
00:50:56I should not have brought you here to witness this scene.
00:50:58Look, I just think you guys shouldn't be talking to each other like that.
00:51:02They're just worried about you.
00:51:04That's all.
00:51:05Worried?
00:51:06Is that what you call calculating my net worth since I was 16?
00:51:09I...
00:51:09Don't.
00:51:10Don't you dare defend them.
00:51:13Don't you dare defend them.
00:51:15I'm not defending them.
00:51:16I'm defending you, okay?
00:51:17You shouldn't be enemies with your own parents.
00:51:20Look, you don't get it, okay?
00:51:22You never will.
00:51:23You just swoop in with your rom-com logic and think you can fix everything.
00:51:27You can't script real life.
00:51:30Okay, fine, fine.
00:51:32Sorry that I was trying to look out for you.
00:51:34I won't do it again.
00:51:35You can trust me on that.
00:51:37Just let me out.
00:51:39Let me out.
00:51:40Please stop the car.
00:51:40I am, I am.
00:51:41Now.
00:51:46Fine, enjoy your walk.
00:51:47Oh, I will.
00:51:55Wait, what?
00:51:56Aren't you supposed to get out and tell me not to be angry?
00:51:59This isn't how it's supposed to work.
00:52:01Asshole.
00:52:02Dora?
00:52:09Damn it.
00:52:10Chasel, it wasn't her fault.
00:52:13She was just trying to help.
00:52:15You shouldn't have taken it out on her.
00:52:26Dora!
00:52:30E!
00:52:30She's in a damn cocktail dress in the middle of nowhere.
00:52:34How are you thinking?
00:52:36Oh.
00:52:38Fuck.
00:52:40How?
00:52:45Dora, I am so glad you agreed to me.
00:52:48And I'm being totally honest when I said everything I said at the party was true.
00:52:53Your writing has soul.
00:52:55It's rare.
00:52:57Thanks.
00:52:57I really needed to hear that tonight.
00:53:02And that is why I want to invest in you.
00:53:06But not just a book.
00:53:08No, a bigger scale.
00:53:09A biography.
00:53:11A biography about Chasel Brady.
00:53:15Now, hear me out.
00:53:16Okay, look, I know he's already said no to every single producer in town.
00:53:19I get that.
00:53:20But you, Dora.
00:53:22You have the keys.
00:53:24This is it.
00:53:29The career break I've prayed for.
00:53:32But I can't betray Chasel's trust.
00:53:34Mr. Gray, thank you.
00:53:37But if he already said no, then that's the answer.
00:53:39I won't go behind his back.
00:53:44You know, I thought you'd say that.
00:53:46And hey, I get it.
00:53:48I mean, most people would sell their mothers for a deal like this.
00:53:52But you, you're not a gold digger.
00:53:56Are you, Dora?
00:53:56Dora, you're the real thing.
00:54:00Honestly, this might be the worst decision I've ever made.
00:54:04Look, I know.
00:54:05You're concerned.
00:54:07And you have every right to be.
00:54:09But the offer stands, okay?
00:54:12And if you guys ever want to tell this story the right way,
00:54:17call me.
00:54:24I will.
00:54:26Thanks.
00:54:26You're that goddamn Dora?
00:54:31Yes.
00:54:37What the hell is wrong with you?
00:54:40Don't you know this woman?
00:54:41No idea.
00:54:42You cheating skank.
00:54:44What, was one superstar not enough for you?
00:54:47You don't deserve Chasel.
00:54:50Get out of his life.
00:54:54Enough.
00:54:55Dora, call me back, okay?
00:55:02I was an idiot.
00:55:03Just please let me know you're safe.
00:55:06Okay?
00:55:06Okay?
00:55:06Look, I was angry.
00:55:19I shouldn't have left you there.
00:55:20No, that's weak.
00:55:21No, that's weak.
00:55:22Um, it was a bad play.
00:55:31I overreacted and won't happen again.
00:55:35Yeah, that's better.
00:55:36I like that.
00:55:37Okay.
00:55:37Okay.
00:55:37Okay.
00:55:38Okay.
00:55:38Okay.
00:55:38You got this, Chasel?
00:55:47Okay.
00:55:47Thank you again for everything.
00:55:51Yeah, of course.
00:55:52And I meant it when I said it.
00:55:54You have more spine than anybody in this town.
00:55:57Seriously though, if you need anything, anything at all, I would love to help.
00:56:01I appreciate it.
00:56:02Of course.
00:56:03And I will get this dry cleaned and return it to you.
00:56:08That you will not do because it looks way better on you and you're going to keep it.
00:56:15What?
00:56:16You're going to keep it.
00:56:17It's great.
00:56:18It's a little bad.
00:56:19I think so.
00:56:20Chasel.
00:56:21Hi.
00:56:22I was calling you.
00:56:23Didn't you get my messages?
00:56:24My phone died.
00:56:25And Edison actually picked me up and gave me a ride home after a little incident.
00:56:37Great.
00:56:38You're always playing the hero.
00:56:40Yeah.
00:56:41I appreciate the assist.
00:56:43Of course.
00:56:44I'd love to.
00:56:45Oh, by the way, you should keep some of your fans in check.
00:56:48They're getting a little fancy.
00:56:50I appreciate the concern, but I've got it.
00:56:53Oh, you do?
00:56:54Yes.
00:56:57Excuse me?
00:56:58Okay.
00:56:59Is that yours?
00:57:00Yeah.
00:57:01Oh, that's nice.
00:57:02Wow.
00:57:03All right.
00:57:04On that note, my offer still stands.
00:57:08Thanks.
00:57:12And Dora, just remember, keep that backbone.
00:57:17Hey, Sol.
00:57:18What is wrong with you?
00:57:19Keep your distance from Edison Gray.
00:57:20Excuse me?
00:57:21He was just helping me.
00:57:22Excuse me?
00:57:23He was just helping me.
00:57:24News flash.
00:57:25You're my fiance now.
00:57:26That means no cozying up to guys like Edison Gray, especially not where cameras can see.
00:57:30Cozying up?
00:57:31It's called basic human decency.
00:57:32Or was there a no friends clause in your contract, too?
00:57:33He's not some innocent fanboy, okay?
00:57:34He's a vulture with a trust fund.
00:57:35Okay.
00:57:36So this is not about the media.
00:57:37You're just jealous.
00:57:38Oh, don't flatter yourself, sweetheart.
00:57:39Oh, I won't.
00:57:40Because a real man would never leave his feet alone.
00:57:41Leave his feet alone.
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00:58:35¡Oh, por favor!
00:58:37¡Suscríbete a algunos de sus fans en check!
00:58:41¡No es lo que me equivoco!
00:58:49A hypothetical question.
00:58:53If a guy messes up badly with a girl,
00:58:57what's the best way to make it right?
00:59:09How do you pursue someone you've hurt?
00:59:15He's into someone?
00:59:17Since when?
00:59:19Start with a real apology.
00:59:21No excuses.
00:59:23Then show you listen.
00:59:25A thoughtful gift. A real date.
00:59:27Actions. Not just words.
00:59:31Thanks. Good advice.
00:59:37Dora, are you awake?
00:59:41Dora, are you awake?
00:59:43No.
00:59:47And go away.
00:59:49I'm officially boycotting you.
00:59:51Look, I get it.
00:59:53You have every right to be pissed.
00:59:55I'm sorry.
00:59:57Okay, I was a jackass.
00:59:59Leaving you out there was...
01:00:03It was unforgivable.
01:00:05And I just saw the news.
01:00:07The wine thing...
01:00:09I didn't know.
01:00:13Look, you were right.
01:00:15I don't own you.
01:00:17And this fake engagement thing
01:00:19doesn't give me the right to act like I do.
01:00:21Chasel is...
01:00:25Apologizing.
01:00:27Goodnight.
01:00:29Oh, and um...
01:00:31I got you an early Christmas present, so...
01:00:35I'll just leave it at the door.
01:00:51Chasel bought me a gift?
01:00:59Chasel bought me a gift?
01:01:51¿No?
01:01:52Just us.
01:01:53An apology,
01:01:55some gifts,
01:01:56and asking me on a date.
01:01:59That's exactly what I told Cee to do.
01:02:10Fine.
01:02:11You're forgiven,
01:02:12and I guess my schedule's clear for tomorrow.
01:02:16Si tu gracia humbles me, tu highness, I'll try to be worthy.
01:02:35Para los que alguien llegue a mi fiancé, la próxima foto que ve será un saludo.
01:02:41We're happy. Back off. Merry Christmas.
01:02:55Is this real? Or is it just part of the act? Is he actually falling for me?
01:03:05Chasel? Coming! Did you forget your keys again?
01:03:11Good morning. We need to talk.
01:03:17What, are you not happy to see me?
01:03:24Oh, gosh. Chasel must be suffering in this shoebox.
01:03:28I can smell the regret.
01:03:33Oh, is that burnt eggs or did a sewer main break in here?
01:03:36Oh, that's the breakfast Chasel made for me.
01:03:39Now, did you need something or did you just come to complain about the air quality?
01:03:43Don't act like Chasel cooks for you.
01:03:46I know that he doesn't know the way to his own kitchen.
01:03:48And I cannot believe that you live with him dressed like that.
01:03:52Like a little country mouse on an ounce of womanliness.
01:03:56Oh. What exactly is womanliness?
01:04:01This. Head to toe couture.
01:04:05Janelle on my body.
01:04:07Hermes on my arm.
01:04:08Hmm.
01:04:09Well, he's not here.
01:04:11So, if the atmosphere is too common, the door is right there.
01:04:14I know that he's not here.
01:04:18I came for you.
01:04:21How much to walk away from him?
01:04:25God, the villainous offer scene.
01:04:28I've written this a million times.
01:04:31Time to improvise.
01:04:33Ten million cash.
01:04:35And I want it in unmarked bills like it is in the movies.
01:04:38Ten million.
01:04:41Oh.
01:04:42That's not written in the story.
01:04:44Chasel, why are you carrying your own groceries?
01:04:48You have people to do that for you, you know?
01:04:51Ten million?
01:04:52That's my going rate.
01:04:55Twenty?
01:04:57Yeah, twenty.
01:04:58Split fifty-fifty, right?
01:05:00Twenty million?
01:05:01What are you two, robbers?
01:05:03Can't pay?
01:05:04Probably shouldn't act like such a big shot, then.
01:05:07I mean, you won't pay twenty for me?
01:05:08I mean, some love story.
01:05:10Oh, oh, oh.
01:05:11But, but she can afford it.
01:05:13This little country mouse?
01:05:15She's not buying me.
01:05:16She actually owns me.
01:05:19Now, if you don't mind, we have a date.
01:05:21So, you need to go.
01:05:22No.
01:05:23Oh, bye-bye.
01:05:24I hope never to see you again.
01:05:28Sick sweater.
01:05:29Am I right?
01:05:30They're pretty sick.
01:05:31That makes you look pretty good.
01:05:32I know.
01:05:34Chase, all.
01:05:35We need to talk.
01:05:37I love you.
01:05:40All right, come on.
01:05:41Thank you.
01:05:42Now they get a kiss to the hour.
01:05:44What movie are we seeing?
01:05:45Uh, it's a new one.
01:05:46You can tell me in the car.
01:05:47Pebbles, wait, wait.
01:05:47You can tell me.
01:05:49You think you're going on a date?
01:05:52Not while I'm here.
01:05:53You think people are going to laugh at us for our matching sweaters?
01:05:58Maybe, but let them.
01:05:59Yeah, I don't care.
01:06:04I'm sorry, can I help you?
01:06:06Follow that car and I will triple your rate.
01:06:08My boyfriend's in there.
01:06:09Since when am I your driver?
01:06:11And since when is Brady your boyfriend?
01:06:13Since forever.
01:06:14Just drive.
01:06:17Extra butter.
01:06:17The only way to watch a movie.
01:06:21Okay, you do realize this officially makes us stalkers, right?
01:06:25Which is illegal in 12 states.
01:06:27First of all, mind your own business.
01:06:29And second of all, what's up with you?
01:06:31Don't tell me you have a crush on that little country house.
01:06:33No, be honest.
01:06:34Or it has more talent than you.
01:06:35I'm just, I'm just sick.
01:06:37Oh, they're gone.
01:06:39So, when you said movie, you meant a romantic movie?
01:06:45I heard girls like this movie.
01:06:48And I think it'll help with your writing.
01:06:50Excuse me.
01:06:51Here you go.
01:06:53What the fuck are you doing?
01:06:55Oh my god.
01:06:56What are the odds?
01:06:57I love this director.
01:06:59So, I ran into war outside.
01:07:00She insisted that we see this film.
01:07:03Yeah.
01:07:05Oh my god.
01:07:07I just saw a rat.
01:07:08I just saw you would have never come to a movie theater like this.
01:07:11Get off.
01:07:12You weren't invited.
01:07:14Dora was.
01:07:16Don't look at me, troublemaker.
01:07:18Shh.
01:07:19You know, Dora, if this is too loud, we can always go back to my building.
01:07:22There's a private screening room.
01:07:24Or my place.
01:07:26It could be really good for your writing, you know.
01:07:27Can you not touch another man's fiance?
01:07:30I'm sorry, I'm trying to help her with her career, something she actually needs.
01:07:33Hey, you guys need a fit for your little play?
01:07:35This is a movie theater on our swingers' party.
01:07:37Thank you.
01:07:38I'm sorry.
01:07:40Oh my god.
01:07:41You're Taisa Brady.
01:07:43And you're the fiance.
01:07:47No.
01:07:48No way.
01:07:48Oh my god.
01:07:49That's no fun.
01:07:50Huge fan.
01:07:51Thank you.
01:07:52Thank you.
01:07:52Hey, you guys have fun.
01:07:53Let me go get some water.
01:07:56We'll be gone, huh?
01:08:01You know, you and Addison would make a really great couple.
01:08:04You should really consider taking him up on his offer.
01:08:07Because you don't belong anywhere near Chasel's world.
01:08:13And you do?
01:08:14Of course I do.
01:08:16His parents love me.
01:08:18They would never accept an orphan with nothing to her name.
01:08:21But you wouldn't understand that.
01:08:24Because you're just a gold digger whose parents probably taught her nothing before they died.
01:08:32Say whatever you want about me.
01:08:35But don't ever bring up my parents again.
01:08:37Oh, is someone missing mommy and daddy?
01:08:44What the hell are you doing?
01:08:47Chasel, she attacked me.
01:08:49I just said Merry Christmas and she went crazy.
01:08:52Oh, you liar.
01:08:53I mean, I remind everybody there is a crowd of fans in the lobby as we speak.
01:08:57So we need to go now.
01:09:00Addison, take Dora out back.
01:09:02I'll handle this.
01:09:11Knock it off, Aura.
01:09:13Don't be like that, J.C.
01:09:16Think clearly.
01:09:18Our business.
01:09:20A marriage between us is the only thing that makes sense.
01:09:25I'm the best option for you.
01:09:28I mean, don't you remember how good we were together?
01:09:33Are you okay?
01:09:38Okay, look, for what it's worth, I believe you.
01:09:40I do.
01:09:41I'm sure she was the one who started it.
01:09:43Why do you believe me over her?
01:09:44Aren't you two friends?
01:09:45Because I've known Aura for years and I know what she's like when she's jealous.
01:09:49Okay, well, clearly Chasel doesn't see it.
01:09:50Okay, hold on, hold on.
01:09:51You never know what that was, okay?
01:09:53You could have been getting me out of the line of fire, okay?
01:09:55Just don't assume.
01:09:57When all this blows over, just go ask him yourself.
01:10:00You're right.
01:10:01Yeah.
01:10:02I'm gonna go see you now.
01:10:04Oh, no.
01:10:07Hey, boy.
01:10:14Dora.
01:10:22We're done, Aura.
01:10:24Stay away from both of us.
01:10:28Don't touch me.
01:10:30Dora, this isn't what you think.
01:10:32Oh, isn't it?
01:10:33Since you're still clearly hung up on her, let's just throw this whole contract thing away.
01:10:37I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:10:40When I get the money, please let me buy that house.
01:10:44That's all I'm asking.
01:10:45Look, the contract.
01:10:47After everything.
01:10:48You think any of this, defending you, jumping in a pool, is because of some sort of paper?
01:10:53Is that really what you believe?
01:10:55I don't know what to believe anymore, Chasel.
01:10:56But I'm not here to be a third wheel.
01:11:00A relationship for three?
01:11:02No thanks.
01:11:04It's time I walk away.
01:11:05I'm done being your fake fiancee.
01:11:17Fake fiancee?
01:11:20Oh, you two are so, so screwed.
01:11:23Dora, wait, it wasn't what it looked like, okay?
01:11:30Please just let me explain.
01:11:32Explain what?
01:11:34It's Christmas Eve.
01:11:36I thought I'd drop by.
01:11:38It is a family time, you know?
01:11:41I'll be staying over.
01:11:43What's wrong?
01:11:44You look like you've seen a ghost.
01:11:46Unless, unless this whole engagement thing was a lie.
01:11:52No!
01:11:55We're so in love.
01:11:58Chasel, Dora, you better be telling the truth.
01:12:03Really.
01:12:06I hope so.
01:12:08You're so cute, Grandma.
01:12:09We love you.
01:12:10You know I love you.
01:12:19Dora, what you saw at the cinema with Aura, it was not what it looked like, okay?
01:12:23Oh, it looks like you were holding her.
01:12:26Like you still have feelings for her.
01:12:28I don't want to see you.
01:12:29I was getting her off me, and I told her very clearly that I am done with her.
01:12:34You expect me to believe that?
01:12:36Yeah, okay.
01:12:36Please, I was about to tell you there's just a lot of things going on.
01:12:39Hey, I don't want to hear it.
01:12:42That was the last time.
01:12:44I don't want to hear it, okay?
01:12:47That was the last time.
01:12:49Tomorrow, we tell your grandmother the truth.
01:12:53Are you serious?
01:12:56After all that, you still think this is about Aura?
01:12:59I mean, how can you still not understand?
01:13:01It's not about that.
01:13:02Understand what?
01:13:04What is it about?
01:13:05Understand that the only one I love is you.
01:13:24You what?
01:13:25I said, I love you.
01:13:29And I mean it.
01:13:31I think, I think I started falling for you a long time ago.
01:13:37And way before I ever noticed you.
01:13:41You've been staring at me?
01:14:11Oh, just admiring the view.
01:14:20Merry Christmas, Dora.
01:14:22Merry Christmas, Jason.
01:14:25Hmm.
01:14:26All right.
01:14:27Get up.
01:14:28We're going out.
01:14:30Where are we going?
01:14:31Christmas shopping.
01:14:33I still need to get Grandma a gift.
01:14:35Last minute.
01:14:39I know.
01:14:40All right.
01:14:40Five more minutes.
01:14:41I'll go.
01:14:42Okay.
01:14:44So comfy.
01:14:44I know.
01:14:48Okay.
01:14:49How about this one?
01:14:51It's perfect.
01:14:53Yeah.
01:14:54Really?
01:14:54Yeah.
01:14:56We'll take it.
01:14:57Okay.
01:14:59I'll go take.
01:15:02Oh, my God.
01:15:04You're Chazel Brady.
01:15:06And that's Dora.
01:15:07I saw your post on Instagram and it was so romantic.
01:15:10You two are perfect together.
01:15:13Thanks.
01:15:14Yeah.
01:15:15I'm done being your fake fiancée.
01:15:36Is everything okay?
01:15:46Grandma, just calm down, okay?
01:15:48We can explain.
01:15:50We'll be there in ten minutes.
01:15:52Is everything okay?
01:15:54We have to go.
01:15:55Like, now.
01:15:56Okay.
01:15:56Come on.
01:16:03Okay, Chazel, what's wrong?
01:16:04You're making me nervous.
01:16:06Our fight at the cinema?
01:16:08Someone recorded it.
01:16:09The entire thing.
01:16:11What?
01:16:12It's everywhere, Dora.
01:16:14Online.
01:16:14Everyone thinks we're a fake couple.
01:16:20Dad?
01:16:20What the hell was that, Chazel?
01:16:22Are you lying about this engagement?
01:16:23My phone is blowing up.
01:16:24The sponsors are saying you're a liar.
01:16:25They're correcting to pull out.
01:16:26I will handle the sponsors.
01:16:28You better.
01:16:30But Dora is my fiancée.
01:16:32And that won't change.
01:16:33Chazel, this is all my fault.
01:16:38If I hadn't jumped to conclusions about you and Ora, if I hadn't just started this fight
01:16:43to begin with, there would be nothing to record.
01:16:45Hey, hey, stop that.
01:16:45Okay, this is not your fault.
01:16:48And believe me, I'll handle everything.
01:16:49I just need to go to the stadium, deal with the press, the team.
01:16:54Hey, can you just talk to Grandma, explain what's happening?
01:16:57Of course.
01:16:58We're going to get through this.
01:17:02I promise.
01:17:04No matter what, I'm with you.
01:17:07I'm telling you, Chazel, it's the only way.
01:17:15You released a statement saying you've broken up with Dora and she was too emotional to say
01:17:21things she didn't mean.
01:17:23It's clean.
01:17:24Are you telling me to be a coward?
01:17:27Lie to the entire world and blame everything on the woman I love?
01:17:31All right, then what's your play?
01:17:33The sponsors are ready to walk.
01:17:35The best play would be to marry me.
01:17:40What?
01:17:42You.
01:17:43I knew it.
01:17:44You leaked the video, didn't you?
01:17:46I'm just trying to help the truth find the light.
01:17:49Oh, seriously?
01:17:50So this is what all the fuss is about?
01:17:56I'm sorry, Grandma Brady.
01:17:58This is all my fault.
01:18:00Nonsense.
01:18:01This is the fault of a jealous ex-girlfriend and a man that doesn't know how to use his words.
01:18:10Listen, I've known my grandson his entire life.
01:18:14And he has never, not even once, let another woman stay overnight in his home.
01:18:23The fact that you're here now shows that he is madly in love with you.
01:18:30But his parents.
01:18:31Oh, don't worry about Chris and Nancy.
01:18:35I'll take care of them.
01:18:38Chazel is head over heels in love with you.
01:18:42Face it, Chazel.
01:18:48I'm your only option.
01:18:50You think you can corner me into marrying you?
01:18:54There's one thing you should learn about me.
01:18:56I don't respond to threats.
01:18:59Because I told you we're done.
01:19:02The only woman I love and that I will marry is Dora.
01:19:06And as for what you did, my lawyer will be in touch.
01:19:16Un-fucking-believable.
01:19:19Dora!
01:19:21I'm home.
01:19:23We need to talk.
01:19:24She's gone, Chazel.
01:19:27What do you mean she's gone?
01:19:28Where did she go?
01:19:30Gone.
01:19:30Gone?
01:19:31Gone?
01:19:32Gone?
01:19:32Gone?
01:19:36I don't understand why leave when you clearly love each other.
01:19:42Don't you trust Chazel?
01:19:45Oh, yes.
01:19:46I trust him.
01:19:50And that's exactly why I can't stay and become his weakness.
01:19:55But don't worry.
01:19:57In my story, I'm the protagonist.
01:19:59And I need to write my next chapter.
01:20:02You know my fans are waiting.
01:20:04Come here.
01:20:06I'm the fool.
01:20:08You made the right choice in investing in Chazel Brady.
01:20:12All right.
01:20:15Oh!
01:20:17I can't believe you actually pulled it off.
01:20:20And by yourself.
01:20:21You seem to forget I'm the best player in football history.
01:20:24They still count on me to win after Christmas break, okay?
01:20:27All right.
01:20:28Crisis averted.
01:20:30What's your next move?
01:20:34Go see about a girl.
01:20:40Dora.
01:20:42This.
01:20:43This.
01:20:44I cannot believe in a million years that you actually wrote your story.
01:20:49It's amazing.
01:20:50Thanks.
01:20:52First time for everything, I guess.
01:20:53I think this all just taught me to finally be honest with myself.
01:21:00You know what?
01:21:01I changed my mind.
01:21:03I did.
01:21:04I changed my mind.
01:21:04I want to invest in this story.
01:21:07Screw Chazel's autobiography.
01:21:09Dora, do you realize that once people read this,
01:21:11No one's going to care about that video anyway.
01:21:16Okay.
01:21:17Well, let me just publish a few chapters first.
01:21:20My fans have been waiting for it.
01:21:22Oh, I'm sure.
01:21:24Okay.
01:21:25Yes, there it is.
01:21:28Wow.
01:21:30Good job.
01:21:31Thanks.
01:21:32I hope they like it.
01:21:34They're going to love it.
01:21:34I messed up.
01:21:43I know the whole world saw us fighting,
01:21:45but I swear,
01:21:46our relationship is real.
01:21:49Dora is my fiance,
01:21:50the only woman I love.
01:21:52Dora, if you see this,
01:21:53I'm sorry.
01:21:59This story.
01:22:01This story is me and Dora,
01:22:03if that means.
01:22:03Dora is D?
01:22:21Oh, I did.
01:22:25Chazel, how did you?
01:22:27You just told me yourself.
01:22:33You know,
01:22:34I love the new story,
01:22:36by the way.
01:22:37Our story.
01:22:43So,
01:22:43you're
01:22:44C.
01:22:46Thank you for your advice before.
01:22:51It definitely helped.
01:22:53But, uh,
01:22:54this time,
01:22:55I think I'm going to do things my way.
01:22:57Dora Swift,
01:23:07I have fallen for you,
01:23:10irrevocably,
01:23:11completely.
01:23:14Will you marry me?
01:23:19Yes.
01:23:20Yes.
01:23:20Yes.
01:23:20Yes.
01:23:21Oh my God.
01:23:26Thank you.
01:23:28Come here.
01:23:30You,
01:23:31the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:34I mean that.
01:23:35gentlemen.
01:23:44I love you.
01:23:44No way.
01:23:45No way.
01:23:45No way.
01:23:46No way.
01:23:47No way.
01:23:47No way.
01:23:48No way.
01:23:48Thank you.
01:23:49No way.
01:23:49No way.
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