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00:00I'm a queen!
00:03Six queens!
00:05One exotic destination.
00:07All under one roof.
00:09For one whole week.
00:12What could go wrong?
00:14Each queen will reign as cruise director for a day.
00:18I'm ready to take this day by the bow.
00:23Keeping all these hoes entertained.
00:25From morning till night.
00:30It all culminates with one sickening performance for the locals.
00:35This ain't no vacation hunties.
00:38It's a slaycation.
00:41I'm a queen!
00:54Good morning queens.
00:56Are you ready to slay?
01:00It's the day of the...
01:01Get up!
01:06Good morning!
01:07It is time to get up.
01:08That alarm is crazy, but so am I.
01:11I'm gonna dance my way into my day.
01:14And, you know, as the only woman in this house,
01:17I gotta femme things up.
01:18I gotta get the girls going.
01:20Gotta get them motivated.
01:21Shut the fuck up!
01:27Wake that shit up!
01:28Wake your ass!
01:29Wake your ass up!
01:30Wake it up!
01:31Wake your ass up!
01:32Come on, big bitch!
01:33Wake your ass up!
01:34Beer care, let's go!
01:35Wake it up!
01:36What the fuck is wrong with you?
01:37Wake it up, baby!
01:39Don't try it, bitch!
01:41Good morning, my doll!
01:45Carrie Barge is in my room.
01:47I'm just like, girl, please go wake somebody else up.
01:50Please.
01:51Some of the girls' beauty sleep is not gonna help them.
01:53Wake up, bitch!
01:54Good morning!
01:55It's the day of the dolls, baby!
01:57Are you ready?
01:58Oh, it's your day.
01:59You ready to have fun?
02:00Oh!
02:01The first start is a little bit of estrogen in the morning.
02:05I don't need any more estrogen.
02:07I know you don't.
02:08I can't believe you sleep like this.
02:10You know, you just look up like this.
02:12I'm a literal doll.
02:13Yeah.
02:14Wake up like a doll.
02:15Go to bed like a doll.
02:16So you're up.
02:17Do we look up?
02:18No, because I'm browsing all.
02:19Mama.
02:20You don't look awake yet, but I know you will soon.
02:26Now I gotta go down to the basement.
02:28Just stomp on the floor, bitch.
02:29Oh, rest in peace.
02:30I mean.
02:31Rest in peace.
02:32Wake up!
02:33Do you hear me, bitch?
02:35What is happening?
02:37It's okay.
02:38I'm coming, Pachadurn.
02:39One minute.
02:40One thing you gotta know about Jada.
02:43I am not a morning person, bitch.
02:45If you want Jada out of brunch, the money gotta be good.
02:48Waking up, for me, is like waking the dead.
02:52Oh, my God.
02:53Wake it up.
02:54Wake that day.
02:55Wake it up.
02:56Wake that ass up.
02:57Wake it up.
02:58Wake that ass up.
02:59I'm a bad motherfucker and it's time to get up.
03:01No, bitch.
03:02Oh, okay.
03:03Wake it up.
03:04Wake that ass up.
03:05Wake it up.
03:06Wake that ass up.
03:07Wake it up.
03:08Wake that ass up.
03:09It's not heavy, bitch.
03:10She jumps on my bed, jumps on me, trying to wake me up, doing the absolute most.
03:16Bitch.
03:17What time is it?
03:18It's sleigh o'clock.
03:19Five more minutes.
03:20I did expect it to take a minute to get Jada up.
03:23She does give me snooze alarm energy.
03:26You better not fall back asleep, ho.
03:28Five minutes.
03:29Uh-huh.
03:30You are mugged in the morning.
03:31Of course.
03:32Doll things.
03:33She woke up extra early this morning.
03:35Doll things, honey.
03:36Doll things.
03:37It's time to turn up.
03:38I am the cruise director of the day and I need to let people know what kind of cruise director I'm about to be.
03:44Hey, girl.
03:45Hey.
03:46Also, I know that this is going to be pretty amazing compared to Jada's night last night.
03:51Um, I'm cooking for girls I never cooked for before.
03:54When I tell you that this chicken took so long to make, we prepped the food.
04:01Bitch, we're doing all the fucking cooking here.
04:03Oh, yeah, girl.
04:04You're just cutting up onions.
04:05We got to the hot tub.
04:06Never have I ever had a threesome or group orgy.
04:10Mama.
04:11No.
04:12Oh, yeah.
04:13Now we know that, like, Lux is a good girl.
04:16Yeah, I don't really.
04:17You're a good, just a good Judy.
04:19I don't really do, like, anything crazy.
04:24Can I ask, so you have been together with your partner for, like, a significant amount of time, right?
04:29Yeah, like five years.
04:30Good for you, bitch.
04:31Yeah, I don't see anything, like, wrong with monogamy.
04:35No.
04:36Do you all believe in monogamy?
04:37Yes and no.
04:38I mean, like, I think every relationship has its ebbs and flows.
04:42Like, I've been with my partner for, like, almost nine years.
04:44How have you guys, like, broken up and then gone back together?
04:47Never.
04:48Never, yeah.
04:49We're solid.
04:50Do you feel, because y'all are somewhat open at this point now.
04:54No, we're, like, closed now, but, like, we're humans.
04:58We can experiment and stuff.
05:00Do you feel like that flexibility is what helped you get to the longevity you have or no?
05:05Uh, definitely something that aided to it, but we're best friends.
05:09We're partners.
05:10We, like, just no one else wants, but that's why.
05:13Bitch, look at me.
05:15I'm funny.
05:16I'm cute.
05:17I'm talented.
05:18I'm fun in a hot tub.
05:20And delusional.
05:21That's so rude, bitch.
05:23Don't be hoes like me and Candy.
05:26Hoes?
05:27Own it.
05:28Own it.
05:29Well, I gotta ask, so...
05:30Not own it!
05:31What do you think of monogamy then?
05:33Um, I think that when I first started being a little faggoty little boy, uh, dating, I think monogamy in my head was, like, the one thing where I was like, oh, it's my partner and, like, no one else's.
05:43But physically, to me, I don't see sex and, and emotions.
05:48Like, I don't put those two together.
05:50Physical is physical to me.
05:51Sometimes in the gay community, you're not ripped to have six pack and skinny.
05:55It's also very hard to date.
05:57So, when you put all those things together, it's a shady situation.
06:01I would love a relationship, but I feel like every time I try, people are just around for the wrong reasons.
06:08I want people to see me more than just, like, Toronto's turn-up queen, Jada Hudson, or the RuPaul's girl, you know, or, like, you know, what they call, like, a gay celebrity or whatever.
06:19You know what I mean?
06:20I want people to see me more than just that.
06:23You've got to not have a psycho fan, but, like, someone that at least is, like, yeah, I've seen that show, that's really cool.
06:29What a cool job.
06:30You know what I mean?
06:31You've got to have someone that, like, at least respects it.
06:34It's just exhausting.
06:35I feel like I don't have a problem, like, you know, like, having sex or, like, nothing.
06:39Like, there's so much boys always around me, you know, they love me.
06:42Well, she's not letting me know.
06:43No, like, real, like, that's not even, like, that I'm probably just exhausted with, like, you know.
06:48The emotional warfare.
06:49Yeah.
06:50You know what I mean?
06:51It makes me feel better.
06:52I literally just recently came out of a toxic year-long situation shit that was, like, it put me through it the last year.
07:02I've had it before as well where I put up with the bullshit because I'm, like, is this as good as I can get?
07:09You know, the arguing, the anxiety, the worries.
07:13Let's just abuse.
07:14Yeah.
07:15Bitch, at some point, you're like, girl, I am fucking drained.
07:17I cannot give no more.
07:18Aw.
07:19It's not easy.
07:20It's not easy.
07:21Aw, Jada.
07:22So, real talk, you know, I'm getting older.
07:23I'm not getting no younger, baby.
07:24There's a little loneliness there.
07:25Aw, I love you.
07:26I don't like seeing one of my sisters dead.
07:27Oh, my God, I'm so stupid.
07:28No, you're not at all.
07:29Aw.
07:30This is beautiful.
07:31Aw.
07:32I'm not really a physical compassion person at all, but I felt like I would've lived like
07:35an asshole if I didn't go over there and console Jada.
07:40Jada, I'll be around.
07:41Oh, my God, don't be crying.
07:42Aw, honey.
07:43I really just felt like she needed me to go there.
07:48I love you.
07:49I love you.
07:50I love you.
07:51I love you.
07:52I love you.
07:53I don't like seeing one of my sisters dead.
07:55Oh, I'm so stupid.
07:56No, you're not at all.
07:57This is beautiful.
07:58I'm not really a physical, compassion person at all, but I felt like I would've lived like an
08:00just felt like she needed that in that moment.
08:02Girl, one day at a time.
08:03Go, you know, go for the ride.
08:05Jada, you are out 24-7,
08:07and I think that if you took time to be alone,
08:11then I think it might be better for you
08:13to find somebody who will be there with you,
08:17not at the club.
08:19Do you know what I mean?
08:19Because...
08:20Very well.
08:22I was saying, if you're always at the club,
08:24I don't know if you're going to find that person that you need.
08:27Okay.
08:28Well, club is where you work, though.
08:30I know, but when you're not working...
08:31I don't go to a club just for, like, clubbing.
08:33Yeah, you do.
08:35No.
08:35You do, but you're always at the bars.
08:37You're always at...
08:37Okay, I'm not taking advice from Boa for relationships.
08:43Yikes.
08:44On that note, I'm going to be right back.
08:46I need to go, like, handle something real quick.
08:48All I got to say about today is get ready, bitches.
08:51Gotta go.
08:52It is my day,
08:53and I'm going to be bringing it all the way to you.
08:56Girl, y'all were fucking messy last night.
08:59You drank so much.
09:01I think it was a great first day,
09:02and I'm ready for a great second day.
09:04I'm ready to sleep my whole second day.
09:07I fucking hope...
09:07I hope Carrie doesn't make us cook today, bitch.
09:09I don't think Carrie can really cook
09:11unless it's, like, a cold-cut sandwich.
09:15Not a cold-cut sandwich.
09:17Bitch, you think you slick.
09:18She has these outfits?
09:23Best cruise director ever.
09:25Y'all forgot what time it is.
09:28Bitch.
09:28Best cruise director.
09:30Ever.
09:31I don't think she will be the best.
09:33I don't really like liars,
09:34but I'm going to let her live her fantasy for now.
09:36Listen, we can keep doing all this talking if you want to,
09:39but I'm about that action,
09:40and we are going outside today, baby.
09:42So y'all got 20 minutes.
09:44Go get glam.
09:45Get ready.
09:45Put some eyebrows on, please, baby.
09:47It's tough as it's clean.
09:48Carrie.
09:49Just clean.
09:50You too, Hope.
09:51I look okay without that.
09:52You look okay, but I want you to look great.
09:55And you know what?
09:55We're going to go and explore Blue Mountains.
09:58I'm going to put some ice in my drink from last night,
10:00and we're going to get it popping today.
10:02You do that.
10:03Pop your pills.
10:04Take your glasses.
10:05We're going to the snow, bitch.
10:06I'll see you in 20.
10:12I don't know what Carrie has in store for us today,
10:16but I'm excited.
10:17We're going to go into the village and be village people.
10:21Blue Mountain truly is breathtaking.
10:24It is such an expansive ski slope village.
10:28It is definitely giving.
10:29We're Santa.
10:30Wow.
10:32Just look at it.
10:33It's very pretty.
10:34Baby, Blue Mountain looks like a winter wonderland.
10:38A little photo taken out of a Christmas card.
10:41It is like nothing I've ever seen.
10:43Bitch, I'm from the wrongs.
10:45It does not look like it's in the wrongs.
10:49Oh, my God.
10:50This is my song, guys.
10:51Do you guys hear it?
10:52It's time to turn off.
10:54I want to forget what we do tonight.
10:56So I'm going to slow down on the wine.
10:57But another shot of Jack is still fine.
10:59The flakations have already started.
11:03Something about this group makes me feel more comfortable.
11:07I'm like ready to kind of act stupid, act funny, and get a little bit crazy in public.
11:12Why not?
11:13I'm like, oh, my God.
11:15Yes!
11:16Yes!
11:18Pick me.
11:20I don't need no filter.
11:21That's how we do it.
11:22These good looks feel so bad.
11:23I don't need no filter.
11:25Even though I was not a huge fan of this little flash mob glee type of moment, the fans had a really great message on them that I think everybody should be seeing.
11:36Drag is not a crime.
11:37I need you guys to put that, like, post.
11:41Drag is not a crime.
11:45Are you ready for our first activity?
11:51Yeah, it wasn't our first activity?
11:52It wasn't.
11:53It was just the warm-up.
11:53Oh, my God.
11:54There's a little bit of a twist.
12:00Oh, it's so much warmer here.
12:03Because I love that.
12:03Go ahead.
12:04Take your coats off.
12:05I know you're thirsty, so I brought you to your bar with a beautiful brown man.
12:09Oh!
12:10Hi.
12:11Hi!
12:13Welcome.
12:14My name is Kendrick.
12:16Oh, my God.
12:18Now, that is a man.
12:19That's a black king right there.
12:21This bartender is sex.
12:25Just sex appeal.
12:27We got this.
12:28Jesus!
12:29Yes!
12:31And we got that right there.
12:32Oh, stop it harder.
12:34Oh, my God.
12:34Beat it up, beat it up, beat it up, beat it up.
12:36Oh!
12:37Woo!
12:37Oh.
12:38I mean, Kendrick is hot.
12:40Beat that up.
12:41Oh!
12:42And it explodes.
12:43Oh, my God.
12:43Uh-huh.
12:44I think we should cheers to day two.
12:47Cheers, McGee!
12:48Cheers!
12:49Cheers to day two.
12:50Cheers to the girls' weekend.
12:52Cheers to the girls' weekend.
12:54Come on.
12:55We're going to have a good time at your friend's house.
12:59Mm-hmm.
12:59This is so good.
13:01Oh!
13:01Thank you, Kendrick.
13:02Love you.
13:03Now it's your turn.
13:05I'm a queen!
13:07You have to make me a cocktail or a mocktail of your choice.
13:12You have 20 minutes to do it.
13:13Oh!
13:15Okay, wait.
13:15I've got to eat.
13:16I love that.
13:17Sweet.
13:17And the winner will be named Mixology Queen.
13:21Oh!
13:22Are you guys ready?
13:23I'm ready!
13:24Then let's go.
13:28Hello.
13:29Yes.
13:30Yeah, we're going to try and win.
13:32Yeah.
13:32Okay.
13:33Right, Mom.
13:33Mom, I've got to go.
13:34I'm Scottish, so I should be really good at making alcoholic beverages.
13:40Or I'm going to light my family down.
13:44Jada, what do you think?
13:45Huh?
13:46The sexy bartender, baby.
13:48I'm thinking of doing, like, um, um, stop looking at me like that.
13:55Oh, my God.
13:55Okay, I'm going to look away.
13:57Kind of very juicy.
13:58Very juicy.
13:59Jada, you're not giving me much.
14:00Because I feel like you're doing too much.
14:02I'm not doing anything.
14:03I'm trying to make sure you get...
14:04It's just how you look at people.
14:05Okay, I'll look away.
14:07No, no, no, no.
14:07Don't look at me.
14:08No, no.
14:08Because I give you inspiration.
14:09Okay.
14:09And some grenadier.
14:10And some grenadier.
14:11Yeah.
14:11Okay, I got you.
14:12Thank you for that.
14:13Yeah.
14:14You're welcome.
14:16Fuck.
14:17I'm hormonal, man.
14:23I'm like an extra strong.
14:26A point three.
14:27Oh!
14:28What do you make?
14:30I'm making a hood delicacy.
14:32If you're from the hood, you know hypnotic.
14:35So, baby, I'm going to try to make a little hood delicacy martini moment.
14:38Bitch, the base of my drink is going to be hypnotic.
14:41We're going to put a little grenadier at the bottom.
14:43And then a little vodka.
14:45Some simple syrup.
14:48Bitch, my drink is sickening.
14:49Mmm.
14:50Being sober in an alcohol-infused environment can be difficult sometimes, but honestly, I work in bars.
15:06I've become used to it, and I need to know that if I have a drink, it will take away from a lot of work that I've done.
15:13I'm going to focus on how it looks, because what's on the inside doesn't matter.
15:17It's what's on the outside, bitch.
15:18That's a philosophy.
15:20I'm wanting to focus on the flavor.
15:23I almost want to make, like, a sangria, of course.
15:26So, I think that's what I'm wanting to go for.
15:29Whatever you want.
15:30It's what you feel.
15:32It's your cocktail.
15:33It's your winning cocktail.
15:34Okay.
15:35See, look.
15:36Have you told everyone that?
15:37Okay.
15:38You catch the drift.
15:39Okay.
15:39Aren't you not done yet?
15:40No.
15:42At this point, I think you're flirting.
15:44No.
15:44I'm trying to figure out what the hell I'm making.
15:47You should have figured out 20 minutes ago.
15:49Hell no.
15:50I didn't have Google to help me.
15:51You just want his number, bitch.
15:52Shut up.
15:53I didn't even ask for that man's number.
15:55You're flirting.
15:56Leave her to Carrie, a whore.
15:59Flirt with the bartender.
16:01Girl, first of all, we can't compete with you, so back the fuck up, bitch.
16:06Oh, this smells strong.
16:09I'll do a half for one of the years.
16:14Magic is so refreshing.
16:19Look how pretty that shit looks.
16:22Here we are.
16:24All right.
16:24I'm done.
16:27Queens, you have one minute remaining.
16:30One minute remaining.
16:32Oh, Jada, one minute, girl.
16:37What does my taste like that?
16:39Oh, what is my, mine is missing something.
16:43Fuck.
16:45What can I help you with?
16:46Kendrick, lime juice.
16:47What do you need help?
16:48Kendrick, can you show me a hold of a stranger?
16:50You know what?
16:50Jada's pulling me to a stranger.
16:52You seem to be a little jealous.
16:54Kendrick, I need you.
16:55It's okay, let her.
16:56So rude.
16:57So rude.
17:03It just tastes like shit.
17:06What do I?
17:07It's like shit.
17:0810, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
17:20Hands up.
17:22Put the shaker down.
17:23Put the shaker down.
17:24Carrie, stop cheating.
17:26Clock that tea.
17:27This is called the Tropical Muse.
17:31It looks good.
17:32Good presentation.
17:33Good presentation.
17:33Thank you very much.
17:34Ooh.
17:36Be truthful.
17:38A presentation.
17:39Oh, wow.
17:40Nice.
17:41I love the separation.
17:42And the taste?
17:44Safe.
17:45I like it.
17:47I'm going to give you...
17:47I think you deserve a 7.
17:51Um, I got a 7, which I think is shit.
17:54I think the competition is rigged.
17:56This drink is called the Miss Noir.
17:59Very dark, very sensual, like myself.
18:03Mmm.
18:04Ooh!
18:06I love the color, but it's a bit sour for my taste.
18:10I'm going to have to go with a 6.
18:12A 10.
18:13Got me a bit for sure.
18:15So this may look like a glass of piss, but it's much more than that.
18:22You're spot on with the look.
18:25Presentation is not killing it.
18:28Oh, no, no.
18:30It's a 4.
18:34It's fucked and bitch.
18:36So my drink is called reggae.
18:39Presentation looks good.
18:42Girl, what's going to tell him?
18:43Ooh, ooh, Jada.
18:45That is not good at all.
18:51I'm going to give you a matching 4.
18:53Are you kidding me?
18:53I'm sorry.
18:54She's so bad.
18:54I love you, but that's not good.
18:57Jada is pretty gagged that she got as low of a score as she did, but the only island that
19:02I gave was the Long Island Correctional Facility because that drink was actual present.
19:08So this drink is actually called the Better on Arrival.
19:17Nice.
19:19Better on Arrival.
19:20The name is good.
19:22I love, like, the drink.
19:23It has a sweet, and I can still taste that a little bit of sour.
19:26That's really, really good.
19:27I made it.
19:27And I will give you, you're my 8.
19:29Yes!
19:30That's an 8.
19:31She 8.
19:318.
19:32Oh, my God.
19:34So tell me the name of your cocktail.
19:37Mine is a trantese.
19:38I went with Prosecco, white wine.
19:41I mixed multiple fruit juices and fruits.
19:46I like it.
19:48Do you?
19:49Mmm.
19:51Mmm.
19:53That's a 9 for me.
19:54Yeah.
19:55That's actually really good.
19:57Thank you so much.
20:01Bitch, I was gyged.
20:03Let me crown you my queen.
20:04Okay, crown me.
20:06Yay!
20:08Period.
20:10I won.
20:11So I want to make sure that we are keeping spirits high and spirits flowing.
20:16So what better way to do that than to take a shot off that man's body?
20:22Oh.
20:23She's a pro.
20:25Bitch, this is the most actionable.
20:26We've got it in this house.
20:27We are in a house stuck with six drag queens.
20:30And I'm not touching not one of these bitches.
20:32But this fine-ass man.
20:34Oh, I am going to enjoy every single bit of this moment.
20:38I'm hot.
20:39I'm hot.
20:40Sorry to my mother and my boyfriend.
20:41Ah!
20:42Ah!
20:42Ah!
20:42Ah!
20:42Ah!
20:43Oh!
20:43Oh!
20:44Oh!
20:44Oh!
20:44Oh!
20:45Yes!
20:45Smoldering.
20:46Sexy.
20:46Wet.
20:47Moist.
20:47Oh!
20:48Ah!
20:48Oh!
20:49Swallow!
20:49Swallow!
20:50Swallow!
20:50Swallow yourself!
20:51Oh!
20:52Oh!
20:52Oh!
20:53Now that's a different girl from this morning.
21:04Boots.
21:05Ah!
21:06That's not the girl that was crying on the couch.
21:07So all the girls go and they do their normal shot.
21:11I want to do one.
21:11I got to do one.
21:12I'll do like a non-alcoholic.
21:14And you know, I always got to add a little bit of a boa-ism to it.
21:18Here we go, bitch.
21:19Here we go, boa.
21:19I'm going to do turn up queen in the house, bitch.
21:22Ah!
21:24Oh, my God.
21:25I?
21:26Yikes.
21:29Now, just so you know, Jada's going to beat your ass later.
21:33Oh, bitch.
21:36Girl, please.
21:38I am tipsy.
21:40Girl.
21:41On to the next, baby.
21:43Goal, goal, goal, bitch.
21:44I'm really excited to have my name in the sash game.
21:47You know, we're just beautiful ladies and ladies.
21:49Oh, I know you like.
21:50Why?
21:51Here you go, my dear.
21:52Work fascinator.
21:55Girl, we're going to put on these stupid-ass fascinators.
21:57But you know what?
21:58It's Carrie's day and we're going to do what she wants to do.
22:00Because when it gets to my day, y'all know I'm going to be a diva.
22:04You're very much a Navy woman.
22:05Okay.
22:06Carrie, really?
22:08Really?
22:08You've got this 40-year-old gay male in a fascinator.
22:17Hello.
22:18Hello.
22:19Hello.
22:20Hello.
22:21Hello.
22:21Hello.
22:21Welcome.
22:22Thanks, Carol.
22:23Good evening.
22:25Welcome, ladies, to Catherine Chateau.
22:28Hi, Catherine.
22:30I'm not Catherine.
22:31Ah!
22:31Welcome.
22:32My name is Kareem.
22:35I'm the managing director.
22:37And I hear you're going to be joining us for afternoon tea.
22:41Hey.
22:41Oh, I love that.
22:42Ladies, if you'll follow me to the dining room, we'll have afternoon tea.
22:45Yes, Catherine.
22:46Yes, Catherine.
22:47Let's get classy.
22:49Ooh.
22:50I was ready to just, you know, have my pinky up.
22:54Oh, these are the three tiers.
22:56These look amazing.
22:58Very classy.
23:00Enjoy.
23:01Baby.
23:05Finger licking good.
23:07Bitch, this is so good.
23:09I know.
23:09It's great.
23:11Did you try the tarts?
23:13What did you call me?
23:16Because I'm a whore.
23:18Oh, no.
23:18Wow.
23:19Wait.
23:19Etiquette, please, Lauren.
23:20Yeah.
23:21Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:25That's so improper.
23:28No class.
23:29No decorum.
23:30No class.
23:30No manner.
23:32These girls can never.
23:34Oh, well, where did this card come from?
23:39I'm a queen.
23:41Let me go ahead and read it.
23:43Queens, there's a test coming.
23:46So get your paddle.
23:48Karim is going to ask us a few questions, and the most correct answers you get, the winner
23:54will become the ultimate tea queen.
23:56Oh.
23:57Ladies, are you ready?
24:01Yes.
24:01I was born ready, baby.
24:03Question number one.
24:06What type of food is generally on the top tier of a tea tray?
24:10A, sandwiches, B, pastries?
24:15B.
24:17Don't say it.
24:19Oh.
24:20Question number two.
24:21What are two common finger sandwiches?
24:24A, cucumber and salmon, or B, almond butter and egg?
24:33You can't look at everyone and then put your card up.
24:36Shut up.
24:37Question number three.
24:39Which famous queen popularized afternoon tea?
24:43Was it A, Queen Elizabeth, or B, Queen Victoria?
24:50Question number four.
24:53When did she popularize afternoon tea?
24:56A, in the 18th century, or B, in the 19th century?
25:00Bo, if you don't quit looking at me before you raise your card.
25:06I'm just looking at the prettiest girl here.
25:07Oh, to get the prettiest answer?
25:10Question number five.
25:12When sipping tea, you should do so from the same spot every time.
25:18A, true, or B, false?
25:21Ladies, there's a tie.
25:26Oh, of course there is.
25:29Between Lawrence and Carrie.
25:32Oh!
25:34Carrie.
25:35Hey, girl.
25:36I'm very polite.
25:38These competitions are rigged.
25:40So you have to tell me that Carrie won the mixology,
25:44and now she's in the top two for the tea and crumpets.
25:47Bitch, I think it's bullshit, and I call rigged.
25:50The winner will be decided by whom I decide
25:54had the best etiquette this afternoon.
25:57Ooh!
25:59Oh, girl.
26:01I would love to receive my stash, baby.
26:03Thank you so much.
26:04I love you, Dr. Vickery.
26:05So I'm going to appoint tea queen
26:09to Lauren.
26:13Yes!
26:13What?
26:16I won.
26:17I thank you.
26:20You know what?
26:21I knew that Lawrence would have won.
26:23I mean, she's from the UK.
26:24Girl, that's rigged.
26:26I don't know how the fuck Lawrence won.
26:28I don't know whose dick she sucks.
26:30I think that we just pity gave it to Lawrence
26:32because we can't have Carrie win what?
26:34Twice on her own day?
26:36That just looks like a little bit suspicious.
26:38My manners are missing.
26:39She needed to win,
26:40otherwise her country would disown her, so...
26:42This is true.
26:43If I may ask,
26:44where did I miss points on etiquette?
26:46You were superb.
26:48Oh.
26:49But it really was just up to me
26:51and my preference.
26:52Her takes are on the table.
26:53Tell her.
26:54Is it because she's trans?
26:55No, they couldn't.
26:56They couldn't play out.
26:59Yes!
26:59Yes!
27:01Yes!
27:01Yes!
27:03Who won the last one?
27:04Her.
27:05Oh, you can't win two in a row.
27:06Come on.
27:06And that's why you lost.
27:10That's why you lost.
27:11I am completely gagged.
27:15Ladies, it's been an absolute pleasure
27:17having you here this afternoon.
27:18Thank you again for joining us for afternoon tea.
27:21Thank you so much, Karina.
27:24My absolute pleasure.
27:25But thank you so much, you guys.
27:27Bye.
27:29Girl, get the shell off my head, bitch.
27:32Well, I had a great day,
27:33but what would you expect?
27:35I'm just so excited that
27:36I'm never going to be topped with this.
27:39Gosh, you guys,
27:39well, I hope you all enjoyed dinner.
27:42Dinner?
27:42Dinner, girl.
27:43That was afternoon tea.
27:45Huh?
27:45That was finger food at the most, Katie.
27:48We had a very full day, you know?
27:50I can't make sure we get jerk chicken
27:52that takes hours like yesterday.
27:54Okay, bitches, leave the chicken alone.
27:57I would say,
27:57Jaina, cook for us again,
27:59but bitch, we'll be eating tomorrow night.
28:01Okay, hold up.
28:03Not too much.
28:04I'm ready to really be a body.
28:06It's too much.
28:07That's the point.
28:07It's too much.
28:08That's the point.
28:09That's the point, girl.
28:10How are you going to be a body with Boa?
28:12I was the only person.
28:14Oh, girl.
28:17Oh, bitch.
28:18Let's go.
28:19You know,
28:20it's not going to be reality TV
28:21without a little bit of tension,
28:23and it does seem like Jaina and Boa
28:25may not necessarily be the closest of girlfriends.
28:29Mama, we all see it.
28:30All right, you guys,
28:32come on in.
28:33I kind of told a little bit of a white lie.
28:36I actually was able to get us a chef for tonight,
28:40so dinner is coming up.
28:42Hi, Queens.
28:43I'm Jason from Honey Soul Food,
28:45and I'm going to be your private chef for today.
28:47Hey, Jason.
28:47Hey, Jason.
28:48Hey, Jason.
28:49Amazing.
28:50Oh, baby.
28:51Miss Carrie Mama.
28:53Props to you, girl.
28:54Honey, Mr. Chef is hot.
28:58I'm dripping at this point.
29:00I am salivating from every hole of gold.
29:03Let's go ahead and get freshened up for dinner,
29:05and then we'll come down and feast.
29:07Work?
29:08All right.
29:09Let's go, Tima.
29:10We'll be back.
29:11And again, everyone goes upstairs,
29:13and I'm the loner down the stairs.
29:16Stay up to the basement.
29:17Batty!
29:17Bish, you downstairs.
29:20I want to eat some tea because, bitch,
29:25I ain't helped but notice the fucking animosity
29:29between you and Boa.
29:31Oh, my God, girl.
29:32Not that.
29:33Like, what?
29:34What?
29:34It's not.
29:35You know what?
29:35Come, come, come.
29:36I mean, bitch, everywhere we go,
29:38I'm looking at them hoes,
29:39and they can't even breathe around each other.
29:41And I'm trying to clock Miss Jada on her tea
29:44because, mama, I see what I see.
29:46I see you don't like the bitch.
29:48Tell me what it is.
29:48I mean, I find it interesting
29:49because y'all are from the same scene,
29:52the same city,
29:53and, like, bitch,
29:54even, like,
29:55we're on the bus ride back here.
29:57What's the tea?
29:58Tell me what's the tea?
30:00Oh, hey, Tima.
30:02Is this, like, a fucking sit-down meeting?
30:04Girl, no,
30:05but I was just asking her about
30:07the tea between her and Boa.
30:09I kind of see her, too.
30:11Okay, listen.
30:14Me and Boa,
30:15I mean, it's not like a,
30:17it's not a big issue.
30:19There's something there,
30:20but, like...
30:21Because I feel like you get along
30:22with everyone in Toronto.
30:22Yeah.
30:23Yeah.
30:23Everyone but her.
30:25Everyone.
30:26From the outside,
30:28I see tension.
30:29Yeah, to be honest,
30:30I feel tension.
30:31I don't feel like Jada's ever really supported me,
30:34and if she is in the audience,
30:37she's not fucking smiling,
30:39she's not supporting,
30:40she's not tipping.
30:42She's being kind of a fucking bitch.
30:45That's not me.
30:46Like, I try to greet everybody with a smile.
30:47I try to give somewhat of a warm energy off.
30:51Like, you don't have to be friends with everybody, right?
30:53Like,
30:54it's just what it is,
30:56you know?
30:57So, I mean,
30:58obviously I'm not going to, like,
31:00come here and try to be, like,
31:01you know, besties.
31:03Right.
31:03Were you shocked to see her here
31:04when you got here?
31:06Why?
31:07Girl.
31:08Because I already know that.
31:09In her mind,
31:10she thought,
31:10out of 50 bitches,
31:12how did you manage that?
31:14Girl, I mean...
31:15Number third in the voting,
31:15I cannot believe it.
31:16I want to Boa,
31:17you know what I mean?
31:17I don't know.
31:19I don't hate her, though.
31:20To be honest with you,
31:22I think it might be
31:23kind of a jealousy thing.
31:25I get more attention now
31:27since I lost weight.
31:28I look very different.
31:30Could be a lot of things.
31:32She's just a little bit annoying at times,
31:34you know what I mean?
31:34I get what you mean,
31:35because, like,
31:36obviously coming here,
31:37you know,
31:37you want to come with the girls
31:38and have a kiki,
31:38have a good time,
31:39and then when you see someone that,
31:41you're like,
31:42oh.
31:43As the days go on and stuff,
31:45I feel like I am getting
31:46a little more along
31:47with, like, Laurence.
31:48So when I first got here,
31:49I was like,
31:50like, I've toured with Candy before.
31:54We shared, like,
31:54a tour bus together.
31:56But, yeah, we just,
31:58I don't know.
31:59I don't know if we click.
32:03She might just tick differently than me.
32:07You know what I mean?
32:08I don't know.
32:09On her season,
32:09she was called arrogant.
32:10Do I come up with arrogance
32:11to anyone else in this group?
32:13Yes, Candy.
32:14But that doesn't make me dislike you.
32:16If I'm saying something arrogant
32:18in the moment,
32:20call it out.
32:21I think you're being arrogant right now, girl.
32:22If we think there's something wrong with it.
32:23Like, I mean...
32:23Oh, yeah,
32:23I just got called arrogant.
32:25No, because that's not...
32:25Of course I'm defensive
32:26and I'm fucking upset.
32:28Let me be arrogant, baby.
32:30It does not change what I say.
32:31I say it what I say it.
32:32I mean, like, girl,
32:34not everything is, like,
32:35that serious.
32:36Maybe we're looking too into it.
32:37Probably.
32:38Maybe you can figure your shit out
32:40with Candy
32:41and Jada can just apologize to me
32:42for being a little fucking bitch.
32:44But in the meantime,
32:46I think we should get ready for dinner
32:46because I'm getting hungry.
32:47Let's go and eat.
32:48I'm hungry.
32:49Finally a meal on time.
32:50Y'all are not letting that breast chicken,
32:54that chicken breast rest.
32:57All right.
32:58So excited.
33:00Hook.
33:01So today we have a three-course meal.
33:04We're going to be starting off
33:05with an appetizer called
33:06Oxtail Spring Rolls.
33:08Ooh.
33:09Oxtail.
33:10Yes.
33:11A little bit of a jerk barbecue on top
33:13so you'll get a bit of that flavor in there,
33:15the island flavor.
33:16We're getting blessed by the Caribbean
33:17all week so far.
33:19Today really is the day
33:22of just hot chocolate men.
33:23I mean, this is my manifestation.
33:27I am loving Jason's energy.
33:29He's next on the menu.
33:31Just wow.
33:33Okay.
33:34Now, Miss Carrie girl,
33:36I mean, every hot ball
33:37you do not need to get.
33:41Oh, it's spicy.
33:42Oh, we might need some water for Lawrence.
33:45Or a fire extinguisher.
33:47Lawrence is choking
33:49on the fucking spring rolls.
33:50She's choking on the spring rolls.
33:53Girl, what is wrong with you, Lawrence?
33:55Literally, no taste buds.
33:57Girl, enjoy the heat.
33:58It's so good.
34:00But it does have a kick.
34:03Are you okay, my dear?
34:05Okay.
34:06Come on, tea queen.
34:08You're still eating it,
34:08but it's spicy.
34:09I'm here to be a TV player.
34:13Oh, girl.
34:14Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
34:16You didn't make it.
34:17I know, but like,
34:18just have the coleslaw.
34:20Queens,
34:21are we ready for the main course?
34:23Yeah.
34:24Come on, honey.
34:25We have our southern fried chicken
34:27on top of our Cajun mashed potatoes,
34:30and there's going to be
34:31a little bit of some barbecue brisket
34:32in there.
34:34Enjoy, Queens.
34:37It is Cajun mashed potatoes.
34:38They're flavorful.
34:39They're good.
34:41Carrie, your day slaps.
34:43Baby.
34:46It's just fuck Jada's day.
34:47It's fuck Jada's day, girl.
34:49I was just waiting for it.
34:50I didn't say fuck Jada's day,
34:52in all fairness.
34:53No, I'm both of them.
34:56We all have been saying that, bitch.
34:58Jesus.
34:59Chef, I'm coming to heat it up.
35:01Is it okay?
35:02Yes, absolutely.
35:02Clearly, Jada learned
35:06nothing from high tea
35:07and etiquette
35:08because she's throwing
35:09the fucking food
35:10in the microwave.
35:12Ooh.
35:12Just one more thing, Queens.
35:14Uh-huh.
35:15The dishes is all yours.
35:17And Carrie,
35:18since it's your day,
35:20it's dessert.
35:20You should do the dishes, bitch.
35:22Because you want to bring
35:23in a private chef,
35:24you deal with that, honey.
35:25You know what?
35:26Uh-huh.
35:27I'm happy to be of service.
35:29Which is why I end up.
35:33You know what?
35:34It's fine.
35:35It's fair.
35:35It's whatever.
35:36Someone's got to clean up
35:37around here.
35:38So while Carrie does the dishes,
35:40hot tub?
35:41Oh, listen.
35:41Instead of going to hot tub, honey,
35:43let's go downstairs
35:43to my little bachelor pad
35:45and play some games.
35:46Ooh.
35:46Let's go, babe.
35:47It's going down.
35:48I'll see you in a little bit.
35:49Bye.
35:50Okay, so we're playing
35:51dirty charades.
35:52Uh-huh.
35:53Okay.
35:53Okay.
35:54You act out
35:55what is on the card.
35:56Okay.
35:57Clearly we are bored
35:58with our lives.
35:59I got the card
36:01that said my favorite position.
36:02I'm going to act it out.
36:05Doggy style.
36:06Doggy style.
36:06Yeah, man.
36:08Woo!
36:09Girl, what the fuck?
36:11A chicken.
36:12Okay.
36:12Chicken head.
36:13Coke.
36:13Head.
36:14Lay the egg.
36:15Coke sucker.
36:17Eating an egg.
36:18What the fuck?
36:19Oral?
36:20No!
36:21Shitting on the coke.
36:23And then eating the shit.
36:24licking the inside of an egg.
36:26What is that?
36:27You were never going to get that.
36:29Tea queen.
36:30Okay.
36:32I think all of you in here
36:34have done this.
36:36Head job.
36:37Oh, that's amazing.
36:38Oh.
36:39Do these queens not understand?
36:41When I do this,
36:43it means it's milking a cow, stupid.
36:46Head job.
36:47Milking a cow.
36:48Yeah!
36:49Milking a cow.
36:49Milking a cow.
36:51Do I go again?
36:52You know I love a good blowjob, babe.
36:55This is done.
36:56Okay.
36:59Oh, weightlifting.
37:02Oh, handstanding cum slump.
37:04This game is absolute stealth.
37:08Bouncing on an exercise ball.
37:09I said exercise.
37:10Dirty charades.
37:11Oh, exercise.
37:12I was thinking dirty.
37:13I am laughing my ass off
37:15because these bitches are so stupid.
37:18Here she go.
37:19Here she go.
37:20Here she goes.
37:21Riding dick.
37:21You know, like, you just like.
37:22Drattle.
37:24What?
37:25What?
37:25I am getting a mouthful
37:27and an eyeful of Carrie right now.
37:30Oh, I got, uh,
37:31riding a face.
37:33It's like.
37:33Running away.
37:35Girl, what the fuck?
37:36Hit it and quit it.
37:36I'm straight now.
37:37I'm in love with you.
37:39You are?
37:40I'm in love with you.
37:41Hi, baby.
37:42Hi.
37:42I think practically after this,
37:45we're engaged.
37:46I think that's how it works.
37:47It's teabagging.
37:49I would have went, like,
37:50tea or, like,
37:52teabag, you know?
37:53Like.
37:55Carrie, you could have pointed to this.
37:57Wow.
37:58And then say,
37:58I told her she's dirty.
37:59What a dog girl.
38:00That wasn't any fun.
38:03Okay, boy, you go.
38:04Okay, I want to do one.
38:05Okay, I'm going to swap with you.
38:06Okay, swap.
38:10Pick another one,
38:11since Jada just went.
38:12No, I didn't see.
38:13I didn't see.
38:13I didn't see.
38:14I don't trust.
38:15I don't trust.
38:16Oh, she don't trust you, Jada.
38:17Oh.
38:19Y'all really try that.
38:22You're not going to get this one.
38:23Oh.
38:24Me.
38:25Okay.
38:27Jumping rope.
38:28Skipping.
38:29No, no, no.
38:30Tassels.
38:31Oh, horse riding.
38:32No, no, no.
38:32What is wrong?
38:33Oh, chopping up onions.
38:36Tossing salad.
38:37Got it.
38:37Oh.
38:39No way.
38:39Why would I not get that?
38:41Well, because you never eat a pussy in your life.
38:43Oh, yeah.
38:44I know lesbian girl.
38:45Oh, bitch.
38:48Jada keeps trying to look at the car.
38:51That's the only way she has a hope of getting it.
38:56Wait, I literally don't know how to, um, I can't speak, right?
39:01Guns.
39:01Okay, okay, okay.
39:02Shooting.
39:03Shooting.
39:03Shooting.
39:04Shooting.
39:04Shooting.
39:04Shooting.
39:04Shooting.
39:04Shooting.
39:05Oh.
39:05Shooting blank.
39:06Yes!
39:07You know, she's in her femme top queen era in the moment.
39:13I'm still a side.
39:14Wait, what was it?
39:15Shooting loads.
39:15Shooting blanks.
39:16Shooting blanks.
39:17Oh, blanks.
39:18Shooting blanks.
39:19Yeah, I'm shooting loads for you, bitch.
39:21Shooting loads that don't got nothing in it.
39:24Um, okay.
39:26Jada, stop looking at the car.
39:27Honestly, I couldn't see.
39:28I couldn't see.
39:29Girl.
39:29Okay.
39:30Because I'm just here.
39:33Ear hostess.
39:35Blowing bubbles.
39:35Blowing bubbles.
39:36What the fuck?
39:39Blowing air bubbles.
39:40Pissing on someone.
39:42I was trying to, like, set up a cake, and then, like, we blow the candles out of the cake,
39:46and then, you know, the stripper goes in the cake, and then she comes out.
39:49Blowing bubbles out of piss.
39:50Blowing a breeze.
39:52Getting piss going.
39:54Okay, blowing.
39:56Blowing water sports.
39:57Blowing a candle.
39:59Blowing a birthday cake.
39:59Making a rain.
40:01Okay.
40:01Wait, pouring hot wax on someone.
40:03That is so specific.
40:05What do you say?
40:05Like, round stripper and a cake?
40:07Yes!
40:08Oh, my God, yes!
40:09I'm kidding.
40:11Girl, I may have not won Drag Race, but at least I won something today.
40:15That was day two, Day of the Doll.
40:18Here we go.
40:19Okay.
40:20Did I eat?
40:20We're gonna get it out.
40:21It was good.
40:22It was a good day.
40:22It was a good day.
40:22It was a good day.
40:23Yeah, we ate.
40:24We ate.
40:24We ate.
40:25Kara's day actually was fab.
40:28I feel like it was ten times better than Jada's day.
40:31But, bitch, tomorrow is my day.
40:34The Tea Queen's day is tomorrow.
40:36Tomorrow!
40:37Yes!
40:39Tomorrow!
40:40Tomorrow!
40:41Tomorrow!
40:42You made me straight!
40:43Tomorrow!
40:43Tomorrow!
40:44Tomorrow!
40:44Tomorrow!
40:44Hello?
40:46Hi.
40:47Oh.
40:47Oh, hi.
40:49This is my wife.
40:50Oh, we had a moment, huh?
40:52She turned me straight.
40:53I turned you at least pansexual.
40:57Fully straight.
40:58Oh, you are completely straight now.
41:01Baby, I scratched and sniffed, and it was good.
41:06Okay, you know.
41:08Pussy clean, pussy tight, pussy fresh.
41:11Thank you, and peace out.
41:13Good night.
41:16Next on Slaycation.
41:19There's no place like home.
41:21Can we have boys over?
41:22Boys.
41:23Ooh, it's time to get nasty and crass, honey.
41:26At this point, I've kissed all the boys, one after another.
41:30Pull me close by my hips.
41:32It's time to turn up.
41:34There has been tension between me and you, Jada.
41:37Like, I'm not having this.
41:38Ooh, bitch.
41:46I'm not having this all right.
41:47Come on.
41:51I'm not having this long run.
41:56What?
41:57Yeah.
41:57It's like all the boys and kids.
41:59But...
41:59Well...
41:59We just rushed on the Years, so you can see how they do it.
42:02Coc Sao platform is hiring big money
42:05in the first place...
42:05Wow.
42:06Well, what about something...
42:07...
42:07...
42:09...
42:09The big Duncan and Kevin are in.
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