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00:01Ilya Rosanoff?
00:04Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:13Oh, I'm not sure you're supposed to smoke here?
00:22Okay.
00:27You're an awesome player to watch.
00:30Yes.
00:48Anyways, I should go there waiting for me, but good luck in the tournament.
01:01You will not be so nice when we beat you.
01:04That's not happening.
01:05I'll see you in the final.
01:07I'll see you in the final.
01:09It may be cold in Saskatchewan, but here at the International Prospect Cup fans are hoping for something hot on the ice.
01:22Canada-Russia final showcasing the two most talked about prospects in the world.
01:27Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Ilya Rosanoff.
01:30First, you've got Ottawa's own Shane Hollander.
01:32From everything we've seen and heard, he may not be the most sociable, but this is the kid with the highest hockey IQ out there.
01:37Incredibly smart, incredibly dedicated to the game, and incredibly fast.
01:46And that shot.
01:47Then you've got Russia's Ilya Rosanoff.
01:53Strong on the puck, and a strong skater.
01:56And from everything we've heard, he really gets under other players' skins.
02:00Good in his own room, not exactly liked in his opponent's room.
02:04My kind of player.
02:05Boston's kind of player, too.
02:10Rosanoff, if you have the most important things, look at me.
02:19A heartbreaking loss for a young Canadian team still searching for an identity, despite an incredible showing from the teenage phenom Shane Hollander.
02:29He just couldn't get past that elite Russian defense.
02:31And more importantly, Ilya Rosanoff kept getting past theirs.
02:35See you with the drift.
02:57Alright boys, looking over here.
02:59Hey, flash me those numbers.
03:01Number three's excited.
03:02There's one.
03:03Where's number two?
03:04There we go.
03:06Can I get a smile, please?
03:08Yeah, that's better.
03:10I can't tell you how excited Montreal is about this.
03:13We don't care he came in number two.
03:15People are popping champagne all over Quebec.
03:18Oh, and just to be clear.
03:21We are thrilled that Shane is Asian-er, Asian-Canadian.
03:24Very thrilled.
03:26We've historically broken barriers, and we do it again, so nothing to worry about there.
03:31You certainly have.
03:32You certainly have.
03:33And I mean to be a part of the most legendary franchise in hockey.
03:36Oh my.
03:38I'm still in shock, but I'm so excited.
03:43And I know this came up in Shane's interview, but I am the world's biggest Retros fan.
03:46Really?
03:47That's part of how I came to feel Canadian.
03:49My dad would sit us down a little Saturday night.
03:53We're not passing on a kid this strong with those hands.
03:59Not in Boston, Mr. Osvaldo.
04:00He's a very natural number one pick.
04:03Congratulations again, Henry.
04:05He is a strong, but he needed discipline.
04:08He can be, how you say, lazy.
04:13Why, that hard to believe the way he plays?
04:15I promise to work very hard for you.
04:18I have no doubt you will, son.
04:19Listen, listen, listen, what I'm talking about.
04:22You understand?
04:23Yeah.
04:24What do you think?
04:26God.
04:29I'm not sure what you want to know.
04:30You're not sure what you want to hear.
04:32I'm sorry.
04:33I just said, let's go.
04:35You're not the only one.
04:37I'ma man.
04:39I'm not a hero.
04:41Oh my God.
04:43Oh my God.
04:45Oh, God, huh?
04:47That's alright.
04:48Oh, God.
04:50The only one you heard.
04:51The new kids.
04:52Yeah.
14:52Yeah, for sure.
16:22Oh, hello there.
16:52I'll be right back.
16:54I'll be right back.
20:22Sounds dangerous.
20:54So I click on it.
21:26right up the button.
21:28I'm sorry,
21:58we'll be right back.
22:12I'll be right back.
22:18I'll be right back.
22:22I'll be right back.
22:24I'll be right back.
22:26I'll be right back.
22:32I'll be right back.
22:46I'll be right back.
22:50I'll be right back.
22:52bucks of sure to возьми я рад что ты все со слухом в порядке для чего на этот раз чтоб трахнуть тебя
23:01это блять последний раз да да да хорошо хорошо я сегодня не отправлю здесь уже полночь Алексей
23:11у тебя все всегда какие-то тупые отговорки илья как папа
23:16папа в порядке илья мы тут и без тебя проживем иди ты нахер илья
23:24вчера по телефону он попросил меня принести домой немного хлеба
23:31но он тупой
23:35спокойной ночи Алексей утром первым делом илья
23:44илья
23:52вот в млх илья
23:53все-таки илья
23:54theme this year is team hollander versus team rosanoff
23:57oh i'm sorry i read that wrong it's team north america versus team europe
24:02it's not subtle
24:04anytime the league can figure out a way to get these two kids in each other's faces they're gonna
24:08do it
24:08Ilya, you're having a legendary rookie season, both of you are.
24:12They said you'd hit 50 goals this year.
24:14You've had 28 so far, and we're in the middle of February.
24:16You still thinking about a 50-goal campaign?
24:23Yes.
24:25Shane, kind of the same to you.
24:27You scored 31 goals.
24:28Any chance you want to speculate as to how the season is going to end up for you guys?
24:31No chance at all.
24:33Question for Ilya first, but it'll be the same for Shane.
24:35Shane, Boston is an original sixth legendary team that has struggled to get to the playoffs for the past three seasons.
24:41How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general, to restore Boston to its former glory?
24:47And how much of that do you take on personally?
24:56Sorry not to jump the gun here, but with Rosanoff's permission,
25:00I know it's only been two seasons since Montreal's made the playoffs, but I think I get the idea.
25:10So look, my mom is the world's biggest Metros fan.
25:13She's obsessed.
25:15And like all Metros fans, she wants us to be back in the playoffs regularly,
25:18and she wants us to win some cups.
25:20And I want the same thing.
25:23I want to be in the playoffs, and I want to win some cups.
25:25I feel pretty aligned with the fans, because we want the same thing.
25:29And at this point, it's my job to take that personally.
25:33Ilya?
25:37What do you say?
25:38And here's the shot accuracy competition, featuring GASP, Shane Hollander, and Ilya Rosanoff.
25:50The record for this event, currently held by the New York Admiral Scott Hunter,
25:54is four takedowns in eight seconds.
25:58Die!
25:59And Rosanoff breaks the record.
26:02There you go.
26:02He's a big kid with a big shot.
26:04That was something else, I'll tell you that.
26:12Let's go!
26:13Shane Hollander just shaved over a second off the record that Ilya Rosanoff just said.
26:18If that isn't a good night and good luck, I don't know what is.
26:24Good job.
26:26Thanks.
26:28You had fun last night?
26:30Last night?
26:31With your team.
26:32Get dinner, get drunk.
26:35Oh, yeah.
26:36I mean, I had fun, but I didn't get drunk.
26:41You?
26:42No, it was great.
26:44No boring Canadians, no stupid Americans, so...
26:47So what, just a bunch of Finnish guys talking about the cousins they're in love with?
26:53I think I'm going to bed early tonight.
26:56Oh, yeah?
27:00One, two, two, one.
27:02Nice shooting, Rook.
27:08Thanks.
27:10Glad to see Rosanoff didn't hold my record for more than a minute.
27:14What do you want, by the way?
27:16Oh, nothing.
27:17Shit talking.
27:18He's an asshole, right?
27:20I mean, yeah, basically.
27:21Lucky me.
27:22I'm in the room next to where to him in the hotel.
27:26Hollander!
27:26He's someone chasing you.
27:47I'm standing in the hallway like an idiot.
27:50Scott Hunter is right next door.
27:52Get them through me.
28:05Oh, my God.
28:07Oh, my God.
28:08I've heard some noise.
28:09Oh, my God.
28:11Oh, my God.
28:12Oh, my God.
28:14Oh, my God.
28:16Oh, my God.
28:46Oh, my God.
29:16Oh, my God.
29:18Oh, my God.
29:20You're scared.
29:21I'm not scared.
29:22No, he's okay.
29:23I'm not scared.
29:25You ever touch yourself, yeah?
29:34Jesus, boy.
29:36Why?
29:37Does touching your ass make you gay?
29:39No, it's not.
29:40Because you know what else makes you gay is sucking my dick.
29:43Shut up.
29:44Fuck.
29:45I'm trying to say I have a thing, okay?
29:50A thing?
29:52A dildo.
29:59What color?
30:00Fuck you.
30:01He's gay.
30:02I'm leaving.
30:03No.
30:04No wonder.
30:05I want to fuck you.
30:15Not here.
30:16I'm fucking scared.
30:17I'm not here next door.
30:19He is hot.
30:21We should let him listen and make him call.
30:24He'd like that, wouldn't he?
30:26He probably would too.
30:28Okay.
30:29So, next time?
30:30Next time?
30:31Yeah, we'll play in Montreal in two weeks.
30:32Yeah.
30:33But, um, where would we...
30:35Where would we what?
30:36Me?
30:37You are homeless.
30:38No.
30:39Then we meet at your house.
30:40It's an apartment.
30:41Hollander, you are having panic attack.
30:43No.
30:44No.
30:45No.
30:46No.
30:47No.
30:48No.
30:49No.
30:50No.
30:51No.
30:52No.
30:53No.
30:54No.
30:55No.
30:56No.
30:57No.
30:58No.
30:59It's just a plane to fuck.
31:03It's just a plane to fuck.
31:28I know we talked about Montreal in two weeks, but...
31:33Oh my God, Hollander, you were so boring.
31:39Give me your phone.
31:40You have phone.
31:41Give.
31:42Give me your phone.
31:43Give.
31:44Give.
31:45Give.
31:46Give.
31:47Give.
31:48Give.
31:49Give.
31:50Give.
31:54Give.
31:55Give.
31:56Give.
31:57Give.
31:58Give.
31:59Give.
32:00Give.
32:01Give.
32:02Give.
32:03Give.
32:04Give.
32:09So, what's my name gonna be?
32:10Dream.
32:11What's up here?
32:12Nothing.
32:13Give.
32:14Give.
32:15Give.
32:16Give.
32:17Give.
32:18Give.
32:19Give.
32:20Give.
32:21Give.
32:22Give.
32:23Give.
32:24Give.
32:25Give.
32:26Give.
32:27Give.
32:28Give.
32:29Give.
32:30Give.
32:31Give.
32:32Give.
32:33What's up here?
32:34Nothing.
32:36You sure?
32:38Fuck you.
32:39Hey, sorry, boys.
32:41No one's getting into Montreal today.
32:43Two feet of snow.
32:44Fuck.
32:46It's the night off, buddy.
32:48It's not the end of the world.
32:50Hey, whatever.
32:52Like whoever she is, she's gonna get over it.
32:55hey you uh you don't want to come over to my place for dinner tonight do you what well since
33:19there's no game come for dinner jackie said it's cool oh that's uh that's my wife she can throw on
33:24some steaks i'm on a macrobiotic diet buddy i don't even know what that means jackie can cook anything
33:29you okay yeah i guess hey if you have other plans that's that's totally cool no i i want to watch
33:39you eat my disgusting food let's do it fuck yes oh my god jackie's gonna be so happy she's obsessed
33:44with being the first wag to feed you i'm gonna text her right now actually bird food only
33:49so
33:55so
33:59so
34:05so
34:09so
34:15Oh, my God!
34:24Surprise!
34:25I thought you would return to Moscow.
34:28What are you doing here?
34:30I've tried for you, but I'm sorry about this.
34:33Yes, it's in your opinion.
34:35Go to hell.
34:36Sorry.
34:38I didn't expect you to know how you found out...
34:42I knew.
34:43I could have changed you, but I knew you were a tough guy.
34:46And my parents, I told you to stop coming.
34:49See you?
34:50I did not let me know you did.
34:52Yeah, I think you were a part of a play, right?
34:54Let's go.
34:55I have a ball of dirt.
34:56You'll get a ball of dirt.
34:57I'll feed you.
34:58Yes, it's a ball of dirt.
34:59You're so old.
35:00Here are you.
35:01This is a ball of dirt.
35:02It's a ball of dirt.
35:03I won't fit you.
35:04I haven't got any rules for you.
35:05Okay.
35:07I don't want to.
35:09I'm going to get to my house and destroy you.
35:11And the nominees for Rookie of the Year are Shane Hollander, the Montreal Metros, Vincent
35:27Lemaire, the Minnesota Nomads, and Elia Rosanoff, the Boston Raiders.
35:32And the Rookie of the Year is...
35:41I'd better just be ginger out, Rook.
35:55It is, Mr. Hunter. I wouldn't indulge in front of you.
35:58Congrats, man.
36:02What would you say if me and some of the other old fucks wanted to do some shots with the three Rooks?
36:07Would you be under that?
36:08Fuck yes, I would.
36:09Okay, then where's your boy, Rosanoff?
36:11My what?
36:14No, I mean, no, no, not your boy.
36:16Just like, it's always, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
36:19I just thought...
36:20I don't know where he is.
36:22We're not, like, friends or anything.
36:25No worries, man.
36:27No worries. I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
36:33Okay.
36:33Fuck yes.
36:35Woo!
36:38Okay, one more.
36:39Ah, damn.
36:41We're just getting off.
36:42We're here, baby.
36:42You work for a hundred or eighty miles.
36:45So she hosts up.
36:46Any step for her to next turn off him.
36:47There's no time, we see who...
36:50Dude.
36:50No.
37:04Off you, dude.
37:06I don't know if it's worth jumping over.
37:18What's the deal done?
37:20No, I just need some air.
37:25You're drunk.
37:26I'm not.
37:29Good for you.
37:31Big night for you.
37:33Yeah, well, you could have gotten either one of us.
37:36It went to you.
37:42So what?
37:44So you're just up here sulking because what, you couldn't take another victory lap around me?
37:48All you do is beat me.
37:51I win one stupid fucking thing, you couldn't even show your face down there.
37:54What was that?
37:55Not everything is about you, Hollander.
37:58So what is it then?
38:00What the fuck do you want?
38:01Nothing.
38:02I just wanted to see the view and get some air.
38:04And what?
38:04You're just fucking view, Hollander.
38:06Check it out.
38:07Fuck.
38:08I go home in three days.
38:22Okay.
38:24Must be nice.
38:25Nice.
38:25And I guess I thought maybe we...
38:44I guess I'll, uh, see you next season.
39:05What you're gonna...
39:19Since then.
39:20Let's go.
39:22Nice.
39:26We're on.
39:29Come on.
39:31Go, outta here.
39:31What the fuck are you doing?
39:40We're both in tuxedos out in public.
39:42No one is looking for you.
39:43You don't know that.
39:58See you next season.
40:01Hollander.
40:31Hollander.
40:32Hollander.
40:33That's all right.
40:34Hollander.
40:35Hollander.
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