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00:00It's always, uh, Hollander and Rozenhoff, right?
00:02He's hot.
00:03We should like and listen like nothing cold.
00:05He's an asshole, right?
00:06I mean, yeah, basically.
00:07The record for this event currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:12I'd like to see Rozenhoff in a home of my record for more than a minute.
00:15Let's shoot, New York.
00:16I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:17Hey, can you believe Russia?
00:19Be nice, Bonnie.
00:20Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:21I don't know.
00:22Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:24We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:27No worries, I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:28So you would say this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:30Trust me.
00:30You look great in silver, Bonnie.
00:31Don't even stress.
00:32Oh, good one.
00:45I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:48Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream?
00:53It's your Olympics, baby.
00:54So this should be, right?
00:55Hey, isn't that...
00:59Oh, yeah.
01:01All in there.
01:01What's up, motherfucker?
01:03Good boys.
01:05All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:07My buddy Joe's in that program.
01:08We're training together.
01:10Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:11I'd love to show up for him.
01:13Oh, yeah, man.
01:14Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:16What do you mean?
01:18Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:20I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's me.
01:27Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:30Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:33Nope.
01:33Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
01:47Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
01:50What has happened to Scott Hunter?
01:5270 points last season.
01:54Yes, and we're six games into this season.
01:56A season he, he called, need to win.
01:59Those are his words, and he has zero, zero points.
02:04He's in a fog.
02:05His passes aren't connecting.
02:06He's barely skating.
02:07I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:10And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:13He's been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:43I am very sorry about that.
02:55It's really not a big deal.
02:56How may I help you?
02:58Uh, what's, uh, what's good?
03:01Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:06Any allergies?
03:08No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:09Okay.
03:09Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:11Oh, you mean blue moon over Brooklyn?
03:14Yeah.
03:14Yeah, that's it.
03:15But what?
03:17Oh, um, nothing.
03:18Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:22Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:24I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:29Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:31Yeah?
03:31Blueberry with a banana.
03:33I take that.
03:33If it's okay to order off-menu, Kip.
03:37I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:41Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:05It's really hot.
04:06Oh, yeah.
04:07The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:11I don't know.
04:12I guess it must.
04:17Here.
04:18Thanks.
04:21Um, that's way too much.
04:23It's for you.
04:25It's a great smoothie.
04:26Thanks again, Kip.
04:27Girl.
04:34Holy shit, are you...
04:37Was that Scott Hunter?
04:41Was that what?
04:42Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
04:46Girl.
04:47Clock winding down in the second period.
04:492-1 for Anaheim.
04:50We have rules for the draw.
04:52And this is what we're watching?
04:54We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to watch, uh...
04:59What is this?
05:00Let me check my name.
05:01Hockey?
05:02Shut up, Sean.
05:03We have to turn it off.
05:04No, no, no, no.
05:04Please keep it on.
05:05Huh?
05:06Thank you, Kyle.
05:07Thank you, Kyle.
05:08Thank you, Kyle.
05:09You're welcome.
05:11Twice.
05:12He said tip.
05:13Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:15Maria, that is sending them our solo.
05:17And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:19It almost sounded hot.
05:20Okay, that's not fair.
05:21Not hot.
05:21Just normal.
05:23Okay.
05:23I'm listening.
05:24Fuck both of you, okay?
05:25Cape is short for Christopher.
05:26It's not that weird.
05:27It's a short bus for Christopher.
05:29And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:32Oh, my God.
05:32Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:34He said it.
05:34He said it.
05:36Another round?
05:38Thank you, Kyle.
05:39Thank you, Kyle.
05:41Hunter to bomb.
05:42And you?
05:43Bond sends it back to...
05:46Look, look, look.
05:46He's on the TV right now.
05:48Sean, look right now.
05:49Oh, my God.
05:49Okay.
05:50Fonz to Hunter.
05:51Hunter's in front of the net.
05:52And he scores!
05:53A rare goal for Scott.
05:56Oh, wow.
05:57Right?
05:57He knows your name.
05:59Yeah.
06:00I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:02Shut the fuck up.
06:02He literally lost it.
06:03Jesus Christ!
06:04He scored a hat trick last night.
06:10Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:13I just didn't realize that...
06:14We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:21Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:23Nice to see you again, uh...
06:26Scott.
06:27You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:28I am.
06:29This is awesome.
06:30I mean, wow.
06:31You had a night last night.
06:33Oh, did you watch?
06:33I did, yeah.
06:34I don't usually...
06:36Sorry, that sounds rude.
06:37I'm...
06:38No, I got it.
06:39Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
06:41It was amazing.
06:42He's a huge fan.
06:44But, yeah.
06:44I watched last night.
06:46Wow.
06:47Um...
06:48Yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try to perfect it.
06:53So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
06:59Anything you'd like different?
07:01Nothing at all.
07:03There you go.
07:05Okay, you really can't keep doing this.
07:07I really can.
07:09Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:16Dude.
07:17Girl.
07:18Was that?
07:18Yes, it fucking was.
07:20Ugh.
07:20Sorry, I'm late.
07:28No outside food or drink.
07:30Fuck off, Kyle.
07:34And I know the whole smoothie thing is dumb, or whatever, but he just keeps saying my name,
07:38and it's low-key making me crazy.
07:40Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
07:42Because I'm not looking for a date.
07:43Yes.
07:44I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
07:46Could you please listen to me?
07:47Kyle, remote.
07:50Extra shrimp.
07:58New York with control of the weapon.
08:00Now I'm fully listening.
08:02What are you doing?
08:02Just putting the game on.
08:03Elena.
08:04What?
08:04It's a sports bar.
08:05Let's watch sport.
08:06Ugh.
08:07Am I being crazy?
08:09What does Maria say?
08:10She says he's funny.
08:11Me too.
08:11Mm.
08:11Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:13And probably this idiot.
08:15He's not an idiot.
08:19Jesus.
08:20Brian.
08:22When's his next home game?
08:24Come on.
08:25If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:27I don't plan my shifts.
08:29I just gobble up as many as I can.
08:30Saturday.
08:32They play at home again on Saturday.
08:34Are you working?
08:38Fuck.
08:39No.
08:40Fix that.
08:48Yeah.
08:49Hey.
08:50I didn't know if you, uh, it's, uh, it's nice to see you.
08:59Uh, Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
09:01Extra banana.
09:09This one's on the house.
09:10Oh, come on.
09:11It's about my pay grade.
09:12Management heard you came in.
09:13And no, you may not tip me.
09:15And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
09:20Okay.
09:21Um.
09:23Uh, may I drink this here?
09:25Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought.
09:27Yeah.
09:28You totally may.
09:45Oh.
09:50You're not worried about breaking your routine?
10:03Uh, no, I'm not actually that obsessive.
10:08Turns out I'm too lazy to be a serial killer.
10:10I took a quiz.
10:11I don't even think it could be a spree killer.
10:14What's a spree killer?
10:16Someone who kills multiple people at the same time.
10:19But isn't it?
10:20A serial killer is someone who kills multiple people, minimum three, but over a period of
10:24time.
10:25Not all at once.
10:26Mm.
10:26How do you know that?
10:31I read a lot of murder books.
10:33And, uh, yeah, serial killers make me feel not obsessive, which is a relief.
10:41Well, I've read some things about athletes.
10:45Okay.
10:45Okay.
10:45Before you say anything else, yes, I agree.
10:47And yes, there are at least two guys on my team that are possibly off the record.
10:51Yes.
10:52Maybe.
10:52But no, not me.
10:54No, I swear.
10:55Barely had two concussions.
10:58Okay, so, what?
11:00No left sock, right sock, stop shaving, no sex, all that stuff?
11:03Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, all of that.
11:05But that's not CTE stuff.
11:06That's just science.
11:07Mm.
11:07And science only really matters during the playoffs.
11:09Oh, okay.
11:10That's super comforting.
11:12Listen, I know you're more of an art guy, so it's not like I expect you to get the ins
11:15and outs of science.
11:16And just to be clear, I'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing.
11:20I mean, you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of May.
11:34Um, do you want to come to my game tonight?
11:39I have two seats.
11:40No one's taking them, so, I mean, if you want.
11:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:45Yeah, yeah, I want.
11:48Fuck, man, that's crazy.
11:50Super happy to do it.
11:53You sure?
11:56I'm sure.
12:01These are better than my company seats.
12:02I get it.
12:03These are really good seats.
12:04Well, yeah, they're hints.
12:08You know, we're first date, but I think I'm into this.
12:11What are you talking about?
12:12Well, you're with a girl, and he's at work.
12:14Oh, my God, shut up, Helena.
12:15Oh, wow.
12:19That wasn't good to me.
12:21That was...
12:21He just nodded at you.
12:22No, there's no proof of that.
12:25Come on, boys.
12:30Wait back, for fuck's sake.
12:32Good job, I love you.
12:42I love you.
12:43I love you.
12:44I love you.
12:45Good job.
12:46I love you.
12:47Hey, Hunter.
12:49Too bad you can't play at home every night, right?
12:52It's better for you, huh?
12:54Go fuck yourself, Rosanoff.
12:55All right, it's more fun if you're there.
12:57All right, thanks.
13:06Hope next time we play, you decide to show up.
13:11Cheap.
13:12True.
13:16Starting to sound like him.
13:19I'm sorry, what?
13:22You fucking heard me, Hunter.
13:24What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
13:25Well, there's something you really don't expect to see,
13:28especially after the final whistle,
13:30and especially from Hollander and Hunter,
13:32a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trip to the Atlas.
13:36A shame, Hollander, and ever fun.
13:37Anybody?
13:38Been to have some grievances to air out?
13:40I'm going to hit the sack.
13:41Yeah, here you go, handsome.
13:43All right, have a good day off.
13:45It's not a day off.
13:46I'm doing that catering thing tomorrow.
13:48Yeah, yeah, I just, you know, you get to sleep in for once.
13:50So, I'm just happy for you.
13:52It's all I meant.
13:53You know.
13:54I, uh, I'm proud of your hustle, kiddo.
13:57You know.
13:58You didn't get that scholarship anyway.
14:00So, please, please, no jinxing me.
14:02No way.
14:03No way.
14:03Good night.
14:05Night, Dad.
14:05Love you.
14:06Love you, Dad.
14:12Motherfucker.
14:12What's happening to you, uh, what's your problem?
14:20I can't find my, my, my black suit, and I have to leave so, so soon.
14:24Okay, well, it's with the dry cleaning in my closet, so why are you freaking out?
14:28Okay, hey, hey, are you okay?
14:30Yeah, I'm fine.
14:31I just, I need the money, and I can't fuck this job up.
14:34Yes, and I get it, but you're not going to fuck it up, because you're amazing, and it's
14:37going to be great.
14:39I love you.
14:40Yeah, you too.
14:41Yes, buddy.
14:42I am so sorry.
14:47Save it.
14:54Motherfucker.
14:55Motherfucker.
14:56I'm so sorry about that.
14:58I'm really sorry.
14:59Oh, you're a mess.
15:00It's okay.
15:01It's not my only talks.
15:03New York used to have professional waiters.
15:05Now it's all just models who can't carry a tray.
15:08It's, uh, it's really okay.
15:09I'm so sorry again.
15:11Oh, Bunny.
15:12I'm so sorry.
15:13Babe, I don't know what that was.
15:16I know, I'm a complete fuck-up, and I'm sorry.
15:18You're not a complete fuck-up.
15:20This is not rocket science, or whatever it is you're into.
15:22Art, Sean, please don't fire me.
15:25No one is firing you.
15:27Just calm down, and get your shit together, okay?
15:30Okay.
15:31I know you need the money, baby.
15:32Okay?
15:34Deep breath.
15:35Inhale.
15:37Exhale.
15:40You think you can handle quiche?
15:41They're dry.
15:45Good.
15:48This is great.
15:57Hey.
15:58Hey.
15:59I am so sorry about earlier.
16:01That woman is horrible, and I'm the one who should apologize.
16:04I was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot.
16:06No, I'm the idiot.
16:07You're just a normal, great person at a fundraiser.
16:09And that woman did seem horrible.
16:11Full disclosure, I hate this food.
16:13Well, full disclosure, I hate serving it.
16:14I'm sorry, I have to...
16:18Do you like Mexican food?
16:21Yeah.
16:21Of course.
16:22I'm not a serial killer.
16:24Or even a spree killer.
16:25You sure?
16:26Yeah.
16:27It was the time.
16:28Do you have the time to grab a bite with me, like when this thing is over?
16:33Tonight?
16:34Yeah.
16:34With you.
16:37Uh, wow.
16:38Um.
16:38Yeah.
16:39Yeah, okay.
16:40Yeah.
16:40Yeah.
16:41Because there's this great place right around the corner, and it's open late, and...
16:45Okay.
16:45Um, you don't mind waiting until I'm done?
16:48Not even a little.
16:48Oh, my God.
17:18That's a long line.
17:20Is it worth it?
17:22Um.
17:23Uh.
17:24Probably not.
17:25Right?
17:26We also don't actually have to do this.
17:29How would you feel about ordering in?
17:46Holy shit.
17:48Oh, my God.
17:53Oh, my God.
18:06Wow.
18:07I mean, I figured you'd have a nice place, but this is insane.
18:20Do you want a full tour now, or, uh...
18:23Four.
18:24At the core.
18:25Oh, my God.
18:28I mean, I he is off for a long, long run.
18:40Oh, my God.
18:52Well, you are so beautiful.
19:07I can't believe you're even into me.
19:09I'm so into you.
19:11I'm so into you.
19:13I guess I'm thinking about you.
19:22I'm so into you.
19:52What are you doing?
19:56I didn't want to wake you.
19:58And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow and, you know.
20:10Can you stay?
20:13Yeah.
20:16Then stay, please.
20:22I don't know.
20:26I don't know.
20:30I don't know.
20:31Did I wake you?
20:54Oh.
20:55Okay, I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in your fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
21:00I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
21:04You were very organized, and I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have a game, that you'd probably still want you.
21:19Can I fuck you?
21:24Absolutely.
21:30So, I should probably go?
21:44Hmm.
21:47Um, what if you didn't?
21:51Go?
21:52Hmm?
21:53Like, ever?
21:56Fuck.
21:57All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
22:04Um.
22:07I'm, um.
22:10I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
22:12And I know I'm too intense.
22:15Everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
22:17Is it okay?
22:18Can I be too intense?
22:19Yeah.
22:21Yeah.
22:21Yeah.
22:24Yeah, I, um, I never do this.
22:30Never brought anyone back here.
22:32Like, ever.
22:35Um, yeah.
22:36My life is, uh, is complicated.
22:39Yeah, I, I get that.
22:41And I can't, um, come out, like, not, not right now.
22:56Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
22:59Um, and so I, I just thought I would, um, I don't know, wait, I guess.
23:08Yeah.
23:09Wait till hockey was over, and maybe I could fade away better.
23:14But I, um, you, it's just, uh, I want you so bad.
23:30So bad.
23:33And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's, that's probably fucked up.
23:38Like, I, I know I'm fucked up.
23:39I get it.
23:40I'm, I'm not pretending.
23:41I'm not.
23:41But I really, really like you.
23:46And I want you to stay.
23:49So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
23:55I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
23:59And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
24:04I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
24:11Is, uh, is that too much?
24:18You can say it if it is, uh, do you say something, though?
24:23I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
24:49And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
24:57Really?
24:59Yeah, really.
25:00Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
25:01Hey.
25:10How was practice?
25:18I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
25:20Yes, I sent in the applications.
25:22Yes, and even to be you.
25:24And yes, I know we hate Boston.
25:25With Elena, Dad, I'm staying with Elena.
25:30So I don't have to schlep to work.
25:31I get to sleep in the next hour.
25:34Fuck yes.
25:36Nothing, Dad, no, I'm just watching the game.
25:38Yes, with Elena.
25:39Oh my God.
25:40Where has she even been?
25:51Oh please, I saw you three days ago.
25:53Single since forever, overworked like she has two wicked stepfuses.
25:57Then she gets a man and vanishes.
25:59What a cliche.
26:00I don't have a man.
26:01Hey, kid.
26:02Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times.
26:04Oh my God, guys, he's a customer.
26:06He's not my boyfriend.
26:07Oh!
26:08Oh, we don't have a fucking boyfriend.
26:10Oh!
26:11Oh!
26:12Oh!
26:13Oh!
26:19Oh!
26:21Hiya.
26:29Morning, Scott.
26:30Morning, Kip.
26:31The usual, please.
26:32Yeah.
26:35Extra banana.
26:38I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
26:41I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
26:44I mean, not like these, they don't.
26:48Do you really think this is a secret?
26:50What's the secret?
26:53Nothing's happening.
26:54He's just flirting with me or whatever.
26:56He's straight, I think.
26:58Girl.
26:58There's pasta salad in the fridge.
27:08Chicken, no feta.
27:10Oh, yeah?
27:11Where?
27:11For me.
27:12I made it.
27:16You dead?
27:20I'm not just a pretty face.
27:21Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
27:23What's that?
27:29It's an artist I love.
27:31He has a new shot.
27:32Oh, cool.
27:32Mm-hmm.
27:33I should buy some art.
27:35What?
27:37Hey, I'm not just a pretty face, either.
27:38No, no, no, no.
27:39You're also a very, very hot body.
27:44Oh, my God.
27:45You don't have to do this.
27:58That's cool.
28:01Okay.
28:08This would look great in the living room.
28:11Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
28:14I think it would...
28:14Shh.
28:15Sorry.
28:18Sorry, I just...
28:20It's okay.
28:21Um...
28:22Maybe we should...
28:23Amazing, isn't it?
28:25Yeah, it's beautiful.
28:28So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
28:32Oh, I think we're...
28:33Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
28:35Yeah.
28:36Excuse me.
28:40Sorry, he's not feeling well.
28:42No problem.
28:42I'm, uh, I'm really sorry.
28:56I thought I could do that.
28:58I really thought I could.
28:59I-I wanted to.
29:00I just...
29:01It's okay.
29:02No, it's done.
29:05I know it's done.
29:06Come here.
29:07Come here.
29:07Come here.
29:07Come here.
29:07Come here.
29:08Come here.
29:08Come here.
29:08Come here.
29:09Come here.
29:09Come here.
29:10Come here.
29:10Come here.
29:10Come here.
29:11Come here.
29:11Come here.
29:11Come here.
29:12Come here.
29:12Come here.
29:12Come here.
29:13Come here.
29:13Come here.
29:13Come here.
29:14Come here.
29:14Come here.
29:15Come here.
29:15Come here.
29:15Come here.
29:15Come here.
29:16Come here.
29:16Come here.
29:17Come here.
29:17Come here.
29:17Come here.
29:18Come here.
29:18these road trips are just killing me i mean it's brutal i think i'm cursed cursed like scary old
29:41lady i i know i know it's dumb but i'm not the only one who's superstitious would you be jealous
29:47if i got my smoothies from some other guy maybe probably well what if i filled you in on all the
29:54juicy details like like how he blended them oh what if i actually was a scary old lady
29:58or what if you always kind of had one with you what do you mean
30:03here
30:06okay i know it's dumb i know it's dumb but i saw them in a bodega and i thought they looked like
30:15your smoothie
30:16i love them yeah i love them so much
30:25can i fuck you absolutely
30:34fuck yes
30:52what say it out loud
31:08save what
31:10okay it's not
31:14it's what
31:16okay here's what i know
31:20helena
31:21shut up you're in love with him
31:22i'm not in love with him
31:24you are
31:25have you at least told your dad
31:28for how long now
31:33a little over two months
31:35oh baby
31:36helena okay you you can't tell
31:39if anyone finds out that it's
31:40that it's scott
31:41obviously i'm not gonna tell anyone but
31:44kip
31:45he can't come out right now okay he really wants to
31:47it's amazing he's amazing
31:51and i've never been happier
31:53honestly
31:55what's the plan babe
32:00i don't know
32:02i don't know
32:03what does your dad think
32:05that i'm
32:07fucking some married guy probably
32:10i kind of wish you were
32:11just don't say that please just
32:14please be happy for me
32:16i can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night
32:20i am gonna be super well behaved for you
32:23i only care that you're handsome
32:24you bitch
32:26scott's gonna be there tomorrow night too
32:30oh i know
32:31and he better be ready for me
32:33i can't wait to see you in a tux CMY
32:41we'll see you in English
32:43well
32:48as soon até
32:50as soon as you can come I'll wish I
32:51i will see you all
32:54please
32:56if you like
32:56I'm
32:58so
32:59sorry
32:59let me
33:00whatever
33:00you
33:01cause
33:01hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
33:10call them lord you know i miss you i miss you too dad all right yeah you're gonna be making
33:16appearance here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner this week
33:22i promise perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain in my ass but
33:28well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
33:33yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught
33:39me to talk like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was
33:46something in the mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check
33:51okay don't worry about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes look i'm
33:58not gonna keep you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love you too dad
34:05there i said it oh my god sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
34:10bye
34:18I don't know.
34:48I have to say...
35:05Stop it.
35:07Stop what?
35:11He's here.
35:11You need to chill out.
35:15My God.
35:17Can I have some of yours?
35:19Thanks.
35:23Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
35:25I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
35:27Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
35:31What changed?
35:32You mean a nice girl or something?
35:34I think we just found an agreement with the team.
35:38Excuse me, gentlemen.
35:39I think I spotted an old friend.
35:41No, I'm just ridden you, Scott.
35:42You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
35:46Your mom especially.
35:47She would have just been thrilled.
35:50Thanks, Scott.
35:51Thanks.
35:51Excuse me.
35:52Yeah.
35:55Hey.
35:56Okay?
35:57Yeah.
35:58Yeah.
35:58I should be used to it.
35:59I'm Kip, right?
36:09Christopher.
36:09When he's all dressed up.
36:11I'm Elena.
36:12Nice to meet you, Elena.
36:13I'm Scott.
36:13Pleasure.
36:14Scott.
36:15You look beautiful.
36:16You both do.
36:18Uh, sorry.
36:20Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
36:26Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
36:30Yes, of course.
36:31Great.
36:31Another beer, Scott?
36:32That'd be lovely.
36:39Are you enjoying the evening?
36:41I am.
36:42Are you?
36:44Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
36:50Touched this perfectly.
36:52Thanks.
36:53And thanks.
36:54I mean, you didn't have to.
36:56I wanted to.
37:00Okay.
37:04Elena knows.
37:05I'm sorry.
37:07Yeah.
37:08Kind of got that.
37:10It's, uh, it's okay.
37:11She's, uh, she's discreet, right?
37:13Yeah, totally.
37:14Totally.
37:15I just, I, she kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
37:20It's okay.
37:21Really.
37:22Very good.
37:26This is so weird.
37:28Yeah.
37:29You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
37:31Eh, not before you dance with me.
37:33Pardon?
37:34I want to dance.
37:36Elena's a killer.
37:36How could I possibly say no?
37:38I don't know.
37:38How could I possibly say no?
37:44So, what are your intentions with my kid?
37:48I'm serious.
37:50He's crazy about you.
37:51I'm crazy about him, too.
37:53I really am.
37:54He's also miserable.
37:57Are you miserable, too?
37:58No.
38:00No.
38:03Wait.
38:04What do you mean?
38:05Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
38:07He's not.
38:08He is.
38:11Eyes on me, handsome.
38:12I'm doing my best.
38:16I, I love him.
38:18I just can't do better right now.
38:20I, I've been honest.
38:22I know.
38:23And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
38:28But it's killing him.
38:34I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
38:36I'm really not.
38:37And you seem great.
38:40But he's great, too.
38:42He deserves the best.
38:49He deserves sunshine.
39:01And so do you.
39:09It's my birthday on Sunday.
39:12I know.
39:13I've already got the key to her lined up.
39:15Surf and turf.
39:17Because we're not choosing.
39:18You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
39:22It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
39:24Mm-hmm.
39:26A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
39:29It's not even really a party.
39:31It's just hanging out or whatever.
39:33Right.
39:33It's a, it's a gay bar, but it's not a club.
39:38It's just a bar.
39:39It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
39:42It's too.
39:42And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend, as somebody who buys smoothies
39:48from me.
39:49I mean, Maria knows.
39:50My friend Sean knows.
39:52They know that you buy smoothies from me.
39:54I can't.
40:01I can't do that.
40:02I, I wish I could.
40:06I, I, I want to.
40:09I want to tell everyone.
40:11I want people to know you're mine.
40:14That I love you.
40:16I love you too.
40:19Soon, maybe.
40:23And in a few years.
40:28I know, I know how it sounds.
40:30It's, but it'll go by quickly.
40:32I promise.
40:33And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
40:41I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
40:44And I know that they're your family and that you feel responsible for them.
40:49And I get that, Scott.
40:51I, I really, really get that.
40:53But I, I have a family too.
40:57And I keep lying to them and I don't want to.
41:04And I miss them.
41:05I, I miss my dad.
41:09Sorry, that's not what I meant.
41:11It's okay, I know what you meant.
41:16I'm gonna go home tonight.
41:18I need to.
41:21I need to.
41:21I need to.
41:49Thank you for coming.
41:51For those of you who've attended before,
41:53feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
41:57But for those of you who don't know it,
42:00here's the short version.
42:03My parents were both junior hockey coaches,
42:06and they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
42:12Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
42:15Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas scholarships existed.
42:21I didn't have anybody else to help me.
42:25I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey,
42:28and a huge hole in my heart.
42:31St. Thomas filled it with hope,
42:34the hope of a new family.
42:37Things weren't always easy.
42:39You know, they never are for anybody.
42:41But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
42:46First at my high school, then later at college,
42:48and now here with the Admirals.
42:51And I never looked back,
42:53because I never had to.
42:57The family I craved, the family that I needed,
43:00that I still need today,
43:03hockey gave it to me.
43:05And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
43:10So from the bottom of my heart,
43:11I want to thank you all for being here tonight,
43:14and for supporting this cause,
43:15because it's not just a scholarship,
43:17it's everything that comes with it.
43:20It's a whole world, a whole life.
43:22It's, uh...
43:25It's everything.
43:45Yeah.
43:46Hey, Dad.
43:48Hey, buddy.
43:48The prodigal son returned home.
43:50I think I got, uh,
43:52sent the mail here for a certain someone,
43:54and it's pretty heavy.
43:54Hey, I don't want to.
43:59Hey.
44:04Hey.
44:06My boy.
44:07Come here.
44:08What's up?
44:09Oh.
44:11Hey.
44:12I'm sorry.
44:13What?
44:13You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
44:16Oh.
44:19Oh.
44:23Hey, come here.
44:25Hey.
44:26Wow.
44:27Oh, hey, come here.
44:28Here's a pretty funny thing,
44:30and a Wolf Vucca ride.
44:31Congrats for Walcliff.
44:32Oh.
44:39Hey!
44:40Yeah.
44:42Hey.
44:47Hey.
44:48Hey.
44:52Hey.
44:53Hey.
44:54Hey, good dress, man.
45:05It's a cool middle fucking game.
45:06Yeah, totally.
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