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00:00Your sister's so cute.
00:02Well, hello, kitty.
00:04No, no.
00:05Hey, Robin.
00:07Who is this tongue person?
00:09Oh, Robin, this is my boyfriend, Kyle.
00:11So, how long have you two been...
00:13Two whole months.
00:14Well, come on, let's get you back to my place and get you settled.
00:17Actually, I'm gonna stay with Kyle tonight.
00:19Uh, no, you're not.
00:19Oh, come on.
00:20It's kind of a special night.
00:22What?
00:23Oh.
00:24I can't believe my baby sister is planning to lose her virginity to a douche with a faux
00:29hawk.
00:29You guys have to help me talk her out of it.
00:31It's two o'clock and you've already had three scotch and sodas.
00:34That's why I need your help.
00:36I have wanted to come to the Empire State Building for so long, but I waited to come here with
00:40someone special.
00:41Oh, here we go.
00:42Speaking of waiting, I signed an abstinence pledge in high school.
00:45It's totally cool to wait.
00:46You told them?
00:47Okay, yes, I told them, but only because I think you should hear it from other grown-ups
00:51too.
00:51Everyone thinks you should wait.
00:53Right, guys?
00:53You should wait.
00:54Sex is fun.
00:55See?
00:56You are such a hypocrite.
00:57You were only 16 when you lost your...
00:59How do you know that?
00:59You left your diary in your old room slash my new room.
01:02How do you get $10,000 for that diary?
01:04I've been dating Kyle for two months now.
01:05It's like forever.
01:06I mean, we've already done everything else.
01:09Have you ever actually said that?
01:12You have no right to tell me not to do it.
01:15Why can't you just wait?
01:16Because if you wait, you can get a nice guy like Ted.
01:19Robin, this is happening.
01:20I need a glove.
01:21Can you smoke now, too?
01:23I'll remember cloves.
01:24No, I'll remember cloves.
01:26This can't happen.
01:27She's my baby sister, okay?
01:29Come on.
01:29You were only 16 when you had sex.
01:31I was 17.
01:32We were 18.
01:32Barney was probably 12.
01:34Ha ha ha.
01:34Good one, Ted.
01:35I was, uh, six...
01:37How old were you again?
01:3817.
01:39Dude, me too.
01:40I don't want to see the stupid Empire State Building in you.
01:42It's not stupid.
01:43I'm going to see Kyle.
01:44Katie, please.
01:45You only get to lose your virginity once.
01:48You should only be having sex with someone who's special.
01:50Please.
01:51You've had sex with like a hundred guys.
01:52It's not a hundred guys.
01:54It's not a hundred guys.
01:55Sure, you were madly in love with all of the...
01:57I had different levels of feeling for each of the very reasonable number of guys.
02:02Really?
02:02Well, do you love Ted?
02:05I am...
02:06Okay, Empire State Building fun fact number 22.
02:09The Empire State Building has tons of places where people can have private conversations.
02:12She didn't do it.
02:13That's great.
02:14You got through to her.
02:15No, I didn't.
02:16You did.
02:16She told me that you talked to her.
02:18So I told Kyle I wanted to wait.
02:19He dumped me.
02:20Oh, sweetie.
02:21I'm so sorry.
02:23Thanks for doing that.
02:24You're welcome.
02:25I knew it meant a lot to you.
02:26I love you.
02:28You said it.
02:29I love you.
02:29I'm gay.
02:30I'm kidding.
02:31I love you too.
02:32Hey, you lost your I love you-genity.
02:34Guess I was just waiting for the right guy.
02:36No.
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