Frenway Park

From The Perfect Game

Transcript

00:00TELL US ABOUT FRENWAY PARK, YOUR NEW PERFECT STADIUM.

00:10FIRST, THERE'S A SUPER HIGH WALL IN LEFT FIELD.

00:13NO ONE WILL BE HITTING A HOME RUNOFF LEFTY HERE.

00:17NEXT, I PUT A SPEAKER ON TOP OF THE RIGHT FIELD FOUL POLL.

00:21WHEN LEFTY PITCHES, THE BATTER BEING CALLED TO THE PLATE SHOULD FEEL AWE.

00:25THE GREAT VALLEY, THE UNBEATABLE LEFTY PASS IS APPROACHING THE BOUND, READY TO PICK A PERFECT GAME.

00:37IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PERFECT.

00:39YOU SHOULD GO TO BED.

00:55FRANCINE, THIS STADIUM'S GREAT.

00:59FOR THE PITCHER.

01:01BUT IT'S NOT GONNA BE SO GREAT WHEN WE'RE BATTING.

01:03WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO HIT A HOME RUN OVER THAT WALL.

01:06YOU'RE RIGHT.

01:07WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

01:09WELL, MAYBE SOMEONE CAN HIT A HOME RUN WITH THAT BAT.

01:13NOW BACK, NUMBER SEVEN, HENRY PUXMAN!

01:18IS THERE ANY WAY THEY CAN ADJUST THE SOUND SYSTEM?

01:24WHY DIDN'T I BUILD A DOME?

01:28THEY ARE ALWAYS STILL

01:39KURT IN THE Rween LAIR.

01:42HOW DIDN'T I BUILD A D- prival?

01:45HOW DIDN'T I BUILD A D- IN THE REMAIN?

01:49HOW DIDN'T I BUILD A D- qué DED?

01:53HOW DIDN'T I BUILD A D- NOVE?

01:54HOW DIDN'T I BUILD A D- hah?

01:55I BUILD A ASSETTLE