00:00How are you?
00:10That's good.
00:12You know what I've noticed?
00:14I see all your movies, man.
00:16And you know what I've really noticed?
00:18You're angry.
00:22And I don't mean to laugh.
00:24Excuse me, it's just the way I am.
00:26But you're angry.
00:28What happened?
00:30Where did it all begin?
00:50You know what I mean?
00:52Was it a woman?
00:54Did you get cut from the hockey team
00:56in high school?
00:58What happened?
01:00What's up?
01:04Oh, let me ask you this.
01:08I saw the new movie,
01:10Jason Takes Manhattan.
01:12You killed 16 people.
01:14I don't know why I'm laughing, man.
01:22You killed 16 people,
01:24and you were responsible for the death of eight others.
01:28Total, that's less than what you usually kill in a movie.
01:32Are you getting soft?
01:34Are you losing a step?
01:42You're trembling, man.
01:46Ever think about doing a musical?
01:48I'm running out of questions, man.
01:58Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you.
02:00You didn't kill anybody with that big knife you usually kill people with.
02:04Did you change because you were afraid of being typecasted as just a big knife killer?
02:10You don't do many comedies, do you?
02:24I'd like to thank you for coming by.
02:34It's a pleasure.
02:42Jason, ladies and gentlemen.
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