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Robin Hood (2025) - Season 1 Episode 9 -
I Choose You
I Choose You
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00:00:00from the president of the United States.
00:00:03Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:00:09Yes, we've added a fourth ho.
00:00:11Biden only had three.
00:00:13We added a fourth.
00:00:13Hi, it's me, your favorite president.
00:00:15Back again this week, coming to you live
00:00:18from a part of the White House
00:00:19that Melania's Christmas decorations
00:00:21haven't gotten to yet.
00:00:23That's why we still have fireplace and garland
00:00:26and not spooky twigs and black vase.
00:00:30But we have to be vigilant this Christmas as Americans.
00:00:33As you know, Arctic immigrants are coming in
00:00:36through our chimneys and stealing our milk and cookies.
00:00:39I think that's where North Pole is, Arctic.
00:00:41We'll be looking into that.
00:00:42We're going to look into that.
00:00:43We love Christmas, right?
00:00:45We love Christmas.
00:00:46Cross the tree.
00:00:48I know I'm not supposed to say that out loud,
00:00:50but it helps me, okay?
00:00:52Oh, we love tree.
00:00:54Remember when I did this with Flag?
00:00:57Did you like that?
00:00:58I'm hugging tree now.
00:01:00It's very sharp.
00:01:01I hug flag and tree.
00:01:03Just never person.
00:01:04Return to podium.
00:01:05But Christmas is great.
00:01:07We love it.
00:01:08In fact, I'm doing my own version of Nativity now,
00:01:11where kings from the Middle East bring gifts for me,
00:01:14like gold and airplane and casino deal in Dubai.
00:01:20But unlike Nativity, they're not showing up on camel.
00:01:23And I know camel.
00:01:24I know it very well.
00:01:25I know it from my mandatory daily cognitive test.
00:01:29I always point right to camel.
00:01:31I always get camel right.
00:01:32It's bumpy horse.
00:01:33That's how I know.
00:01:35Camel, bumpy horse.
00:01:36I say it a lot,
00:01:37but I wanted to ramble to you tonight
00:01:40about the incredible things this administration is doing.
00:01:43We're doing wonderful stuff.
00:01:45We are renaming the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts,
00:01:49which will now be called
00:01:50the Trump-Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts,
00:01:54no home.
00:01:57I'm actually going to be renaming
00:02:00a number of our other monuments as well.
00:02:04Trump Washington Monument.
00:02:07Trump Lincoln Memorial.
00:02:10And, of course, Big Elphaba.
00:02:15That one's just for fun.
00:02:16The third one's always the funny one.
00:02:18You know, people are saying,
00:02:20sir, why are you putting your name on so many buildings?
00:02:23And I say,
00:02:24it's because we had to take it off of so many files.
00:02:27Epstein.
00:02:29Redacted.
00:02:30We had so many Trumps in there,
00:02:32we had to put them somewhere.
00:02:33You know what I'm saying?
00:02:34We like to say redacted.
00:02:36It's my second favorite R word, redacted.
00:02:39I love it.
00:02:40Oh, shut up.
00:02:41You love it.
00:02:43And it's been a great year for foreign policy.
00:02:45I am invading Vinner's Wailer by myself,
00:02:48Metal Gear Solid style.
00:02:50That's exciting.
00:02:51Did that hit with some of the losers in the crowd?
00:02:53Maybe it did.
00:02:54And you know what?
00:02:55The economy is fine, all right?
00:02:57The economy's fine.
00:02:58It's getting closer to fine.
00:02:59Indigo Girls.
00:03:01They were one of my favorite lesbian folk rock duos.
00:03:05I believe that was Melissa Etheridge,
00:03:07and I want to say Elton John.
00:03:08I thought they were great.
00:03:09They were two of my favorites.
00:03:11Oh, and this is very important.
00:03:13I almost forgot.
00:03:14I'm inventing my own Hunger Games.
00:03:16That's right.
00:03:17The White House will be hosting the Patriot Games
00:03:20for high school athletes to compete.
00:03:22Because I thought,
00:03:23what's the best way to distract from the Epstein files?
00:03:27I know, invite a bunch of teenagers to my house.
00:03:31That'll help.
00:03:32I'll take things a pedophile might do for a thousand, Alex.
00:03:36But you can't say Alex anymore, right?
00:03:38You got to say Ken.
00:03:40You got to say Ken.
00:03:41You can't say Alex.
00:03:42And it was Mayim Bialik for a second.
00:03:44Now it's Ken.
00:03:45I like Ken.
00:03:48They're saying,
00:03:49sir, you're doing Hunger Games,
00:03:51and you know how that book ends.
00:03:52And of course I don't,
00:03:53because book!
00:03:55I don't like to read,
00:03:57and frankly, might not be able to anymore.
00:03:58We'll be looking into that very shortly.
00:04:00But with regard to files,
00:04:02we're being very transparent,
00:04:03because Jeffrey Epstein was a terrible man,
00:04:06and I didn't know him,
00:04:07and I liked him a lot.
00:04:08So we released all the files,
00:04:10and I come out looking, frankly, very good.
00:04:14We had to redact a few sensitive things,
00:04:16but you'll get the gist here.
00:04:17Look at this.
00:04:22Check it out.
00:04:23Trump didn't do nothing bad.
00:04:26Trump does smash,
00:04:29but not like wrong kind.
00:04:31The end.
00:04:33See, it's all there.
00:04:34Can you believe it?
00:04:37So in conclusion,
00:04:39it's been a great second first year.
00:04:41I want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas.
00:04:44Or if you're Jewish,
00:04:45happy honky-donk.
00:04:47And live from New York,
00:04:48it's Saturday night!
00:04:56It's Saturday Night Live!
00:04:58With...
00:04:59Michael Che!
00:05:08Mikey Day!
00:05:15Andrew Dismukes!
00:05:17Chloe Fineman!
00:05:36Marcelo Fernandez!
00:05:42James Austin Johnson!
00:05:44And...
00:05:44James Austin Johnson!
00:05:44And...
00:05:45James Austin Johnson!
00:05:45And...
00:05:46James Austin Johnson!
00:05:47Colin Jost
00:05:54Sarah Sherman
00:05:59Keenan Thompson
00:06:05Bowen Yang
00:06:11Featuring
00:06:15Tommy Brennan
00:06:20Jeremy Colhane
00:06:25Dan Marshall
00:06:33Ashley Padilla
00:06:37Cam Patterson
00:06:41Veronica Slowikowska
00:06:46Jane Wickline
00:06:54Musical guest Cher
00:06:59And your host, Ariana Grande
00:07:02Ladies and gentlemen, Ariana Grande
00:07:09Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. It is so good to be here tonight hosting the
00:07:14Christmas episode of SNL.
00:07:24Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. It is so good to be here tonight hosting the Christmas episode of SNL.
00:07:31Last time I hosted was a year ago and so many people have been asking me if I'll revisit any of my sketches from last time like, you know, Domingo.
00:07:44But I told them, I don't think so. When something is perfect, it doesn't need a sequel.
00:08:01That's why I just finished filming Meet the Parents 4. December is my favorite time of year in New York. I love the decorations. I love the snow on the ground. I love shopping for all of my loved ones. But I have to admit, I get a little stressed shopping for certain other people in my life. You know what I mean? Maybe you can relate.
00:08:22Oh, thank you.
00:08:28I
00:08:32Don't know what to get for Christmas
00:08:36But my cousin's boyfriend, Steve
00:08:40I don't know a thing about him
00:08:44Only see him on Christmas Eve
00:08:47My cousin says that he's her rock
00:08:52But I've never heard him talk
00:08:57It's a gift card room
00:09:01What do I get for Christmas?
00:09:07Or these do
00:09:12Do you?
00:09:13Do you?
00:09:15I've been shocked a lot for Christmas
00:09:21Cause my schedule's never free
00:09:25Had so much press for Wicked
00:09:28John, you will not let me be
00:09:31I panicked and ordered a Yeti mug
00:09:35The Christmas equivalent of a shrug
00:09:38I'm in a tough spot
00:09:42What do I get for Christmas?
00:09:45For Scott
00:09:47Oh, Steve, Steve, I'm sorry, Steve
00:09:49But I'm serious
00:09:51All I want for Christmas is to know what to get for the people that I don't know that well
00:09:55All suggestions are welcome
00:09:57I can help you, Ari
00:09:58Can I just say how much I loved your line in Wicked?
00:10:17Thank you
00:10:19You're welcome
00:10:20No, no, that was my line in the movie
00:10:21Thank you
00:10:23Well, that was really good
00:10:25What about a back massage coupon?
00:10:29That would probably freak him out
00:10:32How about a cameo from Matthew Morrison?
00:10:36That would really freak him out
00:10:39Maybe he's a footwear baddie
00:10:42These are clearly women's props
00:10:46Overnight, a box of raw oysters
00:10:48Set him in to anaphylactic shock
00:10:52A brand new suit from big and tall
00:10:56My cousin's bullet-less, short and small
00:10:59A bottle of Kirkland shampoo
00:11:02What I get for Christmas for this dude
00:11:10Merry Christmas, all these people on my list
00:11:15I have to get something for all my therapists
00:11:22And my fave barista
00:11:26And my secret sister
00:11:29I also have to give them 25 gifts for all the gay guys who do all my heart
00:11:35Is it fun to just buy socks?
00:11:39Oh, he is really into feet, TikToks
00:11:42I'm Steve Avelina
00:11:48Ariana!
00:11:50Ariana, wait, wait, wait
00:11:51Marcelo, what is it?
00:11:52I'll tell you
00:11:55Yes, you are taller than I thought
00:11:59What else?
00:12:00Something else, something else, yeah
00:12:02My cousin broke up with Steve
00:12:05So he won't be at Christmas?
00:12:08Wow!
00:12:09Well in that case
00:12:10I'll be getting the pain
00:12:14Oh-oh-oh-oh-ah
00:12:24We've had a great show for you tonight, Cher is here
00:12:28So stick around and we'll be right home!
00:13:00At night, they fly like Santa's sleigh and tell Santa what they've seen.
00:13:06But the job isn't always jolly.
00:13:09Each winter, it can cause their bright spirits to droop.
00:13:13So at the North Pole Rec Center meets the Elf on the Shelf support group.
00:13:20Okay. Okay. Looks like, uh, looks like this is everyone.
00:13:24Um, for our newcomers, hi.
00:13:26I'm Waffles Silly Muffin.
00:13:28And, um, I received a master's in psychotherapy from Peppermint.
00:13:34I put this group together to help us work through our trauma.
00:13:37So has anyone had a particularly rough week?
00:13:40Yes! Look what they did to me!
00:13:43My hat was falling off, so they stapled it to my head!
00:13:47Mm. Mm.
00:13:48That's hard. Yeah.
00:13:50That's why we have this group, right?
00:13:52Deedlebeep, we, uh, we haven't seen you for a while.
00:13:55You feel like sharing?
00:14:01No, man. Not yet.
00:14:04That's okay. That's okay.
00:14:06And I see we have a new face.
00:14:07Hi there!
00:14:07Uh, hi. I'm Giggle Boobs.
00:14:11And three weeks ago, I fell in between the cushion of the couch, and nobody's found me.
00:14:19And, um, I'm going frickin' crazy, man.
00:14:22Like, um, I'm talking to AAA Batteries like they're my friends, man.
00:14:26Like, when are they gonna find me?
00:14:28Hey!
00:14:29Like, when are they gonna find me?
00:14:30Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:14:33It's not your fault.
00:14:34It's not your fault.
00:14:37Twinkle Butter, would you like to share?
00:14:40Sure.
00:14:41Um, hi.
00:14:43I'm Twinkle Butter.
00:14:45The little girl that I'm watching is an angel, and I love her more than gumdrops, but this year they got a cat.
00:14:53Mm-hmm. And how are you getting along with the cat?
00:14:56Bad.
00:14:56As you can see, it ripped my ass in half.
00:15:04It hunts me like I'm a rat.
00:15:06And since Santa says I can't move or speak, I just have to...
00:15:11I just have to let it happen!
00:15:14I just wish elves could die!
00:15:17Why can't we die?
00:15:20I'm sorry, I'm gonna cry!
00:15:22Let it out.
00:15:24Let it out. Let it all out.
00:15:26Yes, it's okay, guys.
00:15:28This isn't Santa's workshop. You're allowed to cry here.
00:15:32And, um, actually, elves can die.
00:15:34If they think a naughty thought, they explode into confetti.
00:15:38Well, it's hard for me not to think naughty thoughts.
00:15:42I'm on a shelf in a frat house at Arizona State University.
00:15:47And they pose me in ways that aren't very jolly.
00:15:52They take pictures like this one.
00:15:59Mm.
00:16:00And also this one.
00:16:03Mm.
00:16:04I eat sugar with my mouth, not my nose.
00:16:10And then, the worst one, this.
00:16:17What is happening in that picture, Sticky Nummies?
00:16:20I don't know!
00:16:24I think I know what's happening, and I think I like it.
00:16:27What?
00:16:29Oh, no, Sticky!
00:16:29No, no!
00:16:37You know...
00:16:37It's for the best.
00:16:43It's for the best.
00:16:43He was in pain.
00:16:44Deedlebee, do you want to share now?
00:16:48No, man.
00:16:49Miss me with it.
00:16:51Okay.
00:16:52Okay.
00:16:52You know, Pickle Thickle, I'm surprised to see you here.
00:16:54I thought your home was warm and jolly.
00:16:57It was.
00:16:58But the other day, the grandpa was alone in the house and fell.
00:17:03And because Santa won't let us move,
00:17:05I had to sit still and watch this poor man moan for help for nine hours
00:17:10while making this face.
00:17:14Man, that ain't nothing.
00:17:18I got eaten by my family's big old dumb sum of my bitch dog.
00:17:27He took me down in one bite.
00:17:30How did you get out?
00:17:32How you think?
00:17:35I came out the back door.
00:17:38The dog passed me out his Hershey hole.
00:17:41Whipped the doo-doo!
00:17:44Right in the back yard.
00:17:47With my hat sitting on top of the pile.
00:17:52Got me thinking.
00:17:54Man, that's Santa.
00:17:56Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:17:58Okay, be careful.
00:17:59Let's not have any naughty thoughts, Deedlebee.
00:18:01Too late!
00:18:02Because I think Santa is...
00:18:04Santa is a butt!
00:18:06Oh!
00:18:07Oh!
00:18:07Oh!
00:18:07Oh!
00:18:07Oh!
00:18:07Oh!
00:18:08Oh!
00:18:08Oh!
00:18:09Oh!
00:18:09Oh!
00:18:10Oh!
00:18:10Oh!
00:18:11Oh!
00:18:11Oh!
00:18:12Oh!
00:18:13Oh!
00:18:13Oh!
00:18:14You're watching television like actual regular television.
00:18:22Is everything okay?
00:18:24We now return to the heartwarming ending of a Christmas classic, Home Alone.
00:18:28Kevin!
00:18:29Kevin?
00:18:30Kevin?
00:18:34Kevin!
00:18:35Kevin?
00:18:36Kevin?
00:18:37Kevin?
00:18:37Kevin?
00:18:41Mom?
00:18:54Oh, Kevin.
00:18:56Merry Christmas.
00:18:59I'm so sorry, honey.
00:19:05Oh, Kevin, I missed you so much.
00:19:10But where's everyone else?
00:19:12Oh, they couldn't make it, sweetie.
00:19:14I'm sorry.
00:19:15They wanted to, but...
00:19:17Kevin!
00:19:21Kevin, my boy!
00:19:23You're all right!
00:19:26Hey, barf nuts.
00:19:28Pretty cool you didn't burn the place down.
00:19:30Thanks, Buzz.
00:19:32Wait a minute.
00:19:33How did you all get home?
00:19:35Oh, we took the morning flight, remember?
00:19:36The one you didn't want to wait for.
00:19:38I've been awake for 72 hours.
00:19:42So, what did you do the whole time you were alone, Kev?
00:19:45Oh, just hung around.
00:19:49I've been awake so long, I'm legally insane.
00:19:51All right.
00:19:52Well, now we have plenty of time to hear about Kevin's little adventures.
00:19:55Now, let's all put our coats away.
00:19:57Wait, Dad!
00:19:58I forgot to take down the...
00:19:59Wait, I replaced it with garrison.
00:20:16I'll get water.
00:20:21No, Jeff!
00:20:26He's gonna be sick!
00:20:36Call 911, Buzz!
00:20:38Wait, no, not the phone!
00:20:42Buzz!
00:20:43Oh, relax.
00:20:44I'm not gonna wet the...
00:20:46Buzz, the paint can!
00:20:58Miss me, dork?
00:21:02Uh-oh.
00:21:07Buzz in my mouth!
00:21:09The news, I reconciled with my son.
00:21:11Mom?
00:21:18Mom?
00:21:19Mom?
00:21:20Mom, are you okay?
00:21:21Oh, what?
00:21:22Oh, yes.
00:21:23Sorry, I've just been awake for a very long time.
00:21:27Merry Christmas, Mom.
00:21:28Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:30And a Happy New Year.
00:21:37I've killed again.
00:21:41On January 17th,
00:21:48Van Wolfhard,
00:21:49the musical guest,
00:21:51A-Sat Rocky.
00:22:11Oh, wow.
00:22:17I can't believe I got a spot in this class.
00:22:18Yeah, I hear these instructors are, like, amazing.
00:22:21Amazing?
00:22:22More like pretty good.
00:22:23That's worse!
00:22:26Welcome, everyone, to Dance 101.
00:22:30Let's get started.
00:22:31We don't have a lot of time.
00:22:33Oh, I thought this class was three hours.
00:22:36No, it starts at three, and it's ours.
00:22:38It's theirs.
00:22:40Try listening, you old girl.
00:22:43Thank you, Deniston.
00:22:44Okay, lesson one.
00:22:46The first rule of dancing,
00:22:48of great dancing,
00:22:49is fast, fast, fast, slow.
00:22:51I'm sorry.
00:22:52What does that mean?
00:22:54Every pop star uses this dance technique.
00:22:57It starts on fast,
00:22:58and then you get slow.
00:22:59Watch us.
00:22:59Fast, fast, fast, slow.
00:23:03Fast, fast, fast, slow.
00:23:05We started down.
00:23:06We started down for you.
00:23:08Did you like that?
00:23:10Does that answer your question?
00:23:13Not really.
00:23:14What?
00:23:15It's so easy.
00:23:16It's fast, fast, fast, slow.
00:23:18It's cocaine, then red wine.
00:23:20Like this.
00:23:22Cocaine, cocaine, cocaine.
00:23:23Red wine, red wine.
00:23:25Exactly, Deniston.
00:23:32Now you get a kiss on the forehead.
00:23:37Um, I'm sorry.
00:23:39I thought we were going to be learning, like,
00:23:40actual dance moves.
00:23:42Oh, I'm sorry.
00:23:44Who's the expert here?
00:23:45You with zero dance experience,
00:23:47or us with some?
00:23:50We are the people who choreographed the dances
00:23:53in three Jardians commercials.
00:23:56Yes, bitch.
00:23:57We made diabetes look like something you want.
00:24:00Is that a good thing?
00:24:03Listen, people.
00:24:04Okay, listen.
00:24:05Listen to us, people.
00:24:06Okay?
00:24:07Anything you want to say,
00:24:09you can say it with your body.
00:24:10Dance is the universal language.
00:24:12Watch me.
00:24:14I am hungry.
00:24:16I said I am hungry.
00:24:18Do you like that?
00:24:19Yes.
00:24:19Or this.
00:24:21I'm not vaccinated.
00:24:25I'm sorry.
00:24:27Are you not vaccinated?
00:24:29Excuse me.
00:24:29You can't actually ask me that in RFK's America.
00:24:33They still don't get it.
00:24:35Let me give you one more.
00:24:37Watch me, class.
00:24:39I met a girl,
00:24:42and she had a baby,
00:24:44so I left.
00:24:50Someone else, please.
00:24:52Tell us a little bit about yourselves
00:24:53through the art of dance.
00:24:54Oh, okay.
00:24:56Um,
00:24:58my favorite part of pooping
00:25:00is to wipe.
00:25:03That's excellent.
00:25:04Excellent.
00:25:05It's actually my third favorite part.
00:25:08Nets,
00:25:09you,
00:25:09please.
00:25:10Me?
00:25:11I hadn't really thought about it,
00:25:13but, um,
00:25:14my ex-wife dropped the charges.
00:25:16Now that bitch
00:25:17is behind me.
00:25:19Oh, wow.
00:25:21That is wonderful.
00:25:23And you are low-key
00:25:24hauling a wagon back there.
00:25:25Wow.
00:25:26That's good.
00:25:27Tremendous.
00:25:27Very nice.
00:25:28Now,
00:25:28remember, class,
00:25:30dancing is something
00:25:31that's revealing.
00:25:32For example,
00:25:33this is hers.
00:25:34Oh, yes.
00:25:38You're welcome.
00:25:39I've always said
00:25:40that you can tell
00:25:41how someone has sex
00:25:42by simply watching them dance.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:44Yeah,
00:25:45I highly doubt that.
00:25:47Okay,
00:25:47then show us how you dance.
00:25:49Oh, okay.
00:25:53Oh, yeah.
00:25:53Oh, my gosh.
00:25:56Nobody has ever let me do this.
00:25:59See?
00:26:00And now,
00:26:03for no particular reason,
00:26:05I have to go.
00:26:13And no dance is complete
00:26:15without a grand finale.
00:26:16Yes.
00:26:17And nothing is grander
00:26:19than two people
00:26:19that made the dance look
00:26:21much harder than it was.
00:26:23Out of breath
00:26:24and about to kiss.
00:26:25Five, six, seven, eight.
00:26:35And that's dance.
00:26:37Every year,
00:26:47new generations
00:26:48discover the 1977 clip
00:26:50of David Bowie
00:26:51and Bing Crosby
00:26:52singing Little Drummer Boy,
00:26:53an unlikely pair
00:26:54producing an iconic
00:26:55Christmas moment.
00:26:56So we here at Peacock thought,
00:26:58let's just do that
00:26:59with the big names of today,
00:27:00presenting Peacock's
00:27:01random duet
00:27:02Christmas spectacular,
00:27:03featuring other unlikely duos
00:27:05like Bob Dylan
00:27:06and Katy Perry.
00:27:07Baby, you're a Christmas tree.
00:27:11It's a Christmas tree.
00:27:12What do you want to say?
00:27:15It's in space.
00:27:16Yeah, what do you want to say?
00:27:19It's in space.
00:27:19It's in space.
00:27:22You'll love the classic
00:27:23Christmas carol,
00:27:24Deck the Halls,
00:27:25performed by
00:27:26Bruce Springsteen
00:27:27and Bad Bunny.
00:27:28Hey, Stevie!
00:27:28How many halls
00:27:29you deck, man?
00:27:31You deck them all yet?
00:27:32You know,
00:27:33my father was an elf.
00:27:34He'd been working all day
00:27:35up in the North Pole
00:27:36building toys.
00:27:37But of course,
00:27:38like all my stories,
00:27:40that's not true.
00:27:41Deck the Halls
00:27:42with the house of heaven.
00:27:44Oh, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo.
00:27:46Me gusta mucho
00:27:46el dashe,
00:27:48y danse,
00:27:49y france,
00:27:50y duxe.
00:27:51Bust,
00:27:52Silent Night
00:27:53by Kate Bush
00:27:54and Yoko Ono.
00:27:55Silent Night!
00:27:56It's white
00:27:57and it's night
00:27:58and it's silent.
00:28:01Silent Night!
00:28:03Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
00:28:07Next up,
00:28:08a very special duet.
00:28:10Merry Super Christmas!
00:28:13With the legendary Stevie Wonder.
00:28:15I'm decking all the halls.
00:28:18And rising star,
00:28:19Benson Boone.
00:28:20Merry Super Christmas!
00:28:21Oh!
00:28:22Oh my God!
00:28:24Benson Boone just flipped
00:28:25onto my piano
00:28:26wearing a blue secret suit.
00:28:28I mean,
00:28:29I didn't see nothing.
00:28:32And Oh Holy Night
00:28:33by Pjort and Post Malone.
00:28:36Oh, holy night,
00:28:37this tragic's shining bright.
00:28:38Look at the stars,
00:28:40it's a very Jesus night.
00:28:44The tree is crying silver tears.
00:28:47And an original Christmas song
00:28:49by Little John
00:28:49and SNL's Jane Wickline.
00:28:52Christmas should be
00:28:53on February 10th.
00:28:55What?
00:28:55That's when I'm free
00:28:57and I want to do something
00:28:58that weekend.
00:28:59Okay!
00:29:00Plus,
00:29:00singing I'll Be Home
00:29:01for Christmas,
00:29:02it's Cameron Winter
00:29:03from Geese.
00:29:05I'll be home,
00:29:07I'll be home
00:29:08for Christmas
00:29:09with my family.
00:29:11And once again,
00:29:12Benson Boone.
00:29:13And to close things out,
00:29:17a stirring Hanukkah duet
00:29:18between Andrea Bocelli
00:29:19and Celine Dion.
00:29:20The
00:29:23party
00:29:26last
00:29:27day
00:29:28Sufi
00:29:30from
00:29:31your
00:29:32town
00:29:33of
00:29:33air
00:29:35Sufi
00:29:36munga
00:29:37munga
00:29:38munga
00:29:39gl
00:29:40munga
00:29:41munga
00:29:42munga
00:29:43munga
00:29:44munga
00:29:45munga
00:29:46munga
00:29:47munga
00:29:48te
00:29:48kakada
00:29:49p
00:29:49It's the random duet Christmas Spectacular,
00:30:15coming to Peacock December 33rd.
00:30:17What?
00:30:18That can't be right.
00:30:19You've saved it.
00:30:25Ladies and gentlemen of the court,
00:30:28the preponderance of evidence clearly shows
00:30:31that this deranged man, Lamont Brown,
00:30:35is guilty on all charges of burglary.
00:30:39We have security footage showing Mr. Brown
00:30:42breaking into several homes in the area
00:30:45and fleeing with thousands of dollars
00:30:48worth of merchandise in a large bag.
00:30:51This man is clearly unstable,
00:30:54and the prosecution recommends
00:30:56he remains in state custody
00:30:58and receives a thorough psychiatric evaluation.
00:31:05Mr. Brown, I've seen a lot of cases,
00:31:06and I tend to agree with the prosecution.
00:31:08You've chosen to represent yourself,
00:31:10which, as the saying goes, implies that you have a fool for a client.
00:31:15Is there anything you'd like to say before the jury delivers the verdict?
00:31:21Um, well, if it's okay, Your Honor, girl,
00:31:23I would like to make one last plea in the form of a classic Christmas song.
00:31:29A classic Christmas song?
00:31:30Unconventional, but you know what?
00:31:35It's your time, Mr. Brown.
00:31:36Use it how you see fit.
00:31:37No matter how hard I try
00:31:47You won't believe my alibi
00:31:51And I can't break through
00:31:53There's no talking to you
00:31:57It's so sad I'm arrested
00:32:02All the toys I've invested
00:32:06But after all it's said and done
00:32:11You're gonna be the naughty one
00:32:15Do you believe in Black Santa Claus?
00:32:23I deliver presents from my sleigh
00:32:27I really think a warning is enough, judge
00:32:31Would you believe I'm Black Santa Claus?
00:32:35I can't stay in jail another day
00:32:42I really don't think I broke no law's judge
00:32:46That is enough, Mr. Brown.
00:32:49This is a very serious crime that you're being charged with.
00:32:52But now that you've explained yourself,
00:32:54I guess you're free to go
00:32:57I'm sorry, free to go?
00:33:02Your Honor, you don't actually believe this nut job, do you?
00:33:05Watch your mouth, counselor
00:33:07That's Santa Claus, he can hear you
00:33:10He's sitting right there
00:33:11This man is definitely not Santa
00:33:16Now, why can't I be Santa?
00:33:18Because I'm Black?
00:33:21No
00:33:22Okay, because we have you on camera
00:33:25Stealing from people's homes
00:33:28So what that mean?
00:33:30It means you're not Santa
00:33:33You're a burglar
00:33:34Why can't I be both?
00:33:38What?
00:33:39Don't you see, young man?
00:33:42Santa can be anything that you want him to be
00:33:43White, black, burglar
00:33:46All you gotta do is believe
00:33:48Do you?
00:33:51Do I what?
00:33:53Do you believe I'm Black Santa Claus?
00:33:58No
00:33:58Objection, Your Honor
00:34:00Sustained
00:34:01Watch it, counselor
00:34:02You are on thin ice
00:34:03I'm sorry, Your Honor
00:34:06But what about all the people
00:34:07Who had their valuables
00:34:09Stolen by this man?
00:34:12Oh, come on
00:34:13That's just toys
00:34:14No
00:34:14No, it's not just toys
00:34:16There's ladies' underwear in here
00:34:20Bunch of women's shoes
00:34:22Yoga pants
00:34:23Um
00:34:25So what that mean?
00:34:29It means you're not Santa
00:34:31You're a pervert
00:34:32Why can't I be both?
00:34:36Both what?
00:34:38Don't you see, young man?
00:34:40Toys can be anything that you want
00:34:42They can be toys or
00:34:45Bras or
00:34:47Dirty panties
00:34:49All you gotta do is believe
00:34:52Do you believe
00:34:54That toys can't be drawn?
00:34:56No
00:34:57Objection
00:34:58Sustained
00:34:59That was your last straw
00:35:00I'm holding you in contempt of court, counselor
00:35:02Wait, me?
00:35:04For what?
00:35:05Because
00:35:05You don't believe
00:35:06Do you believe in Black Santa Claus?
00:35:08Finally
00:35:09Get this fool out of my courtroom
00:35:12Thank you
00:35:14And Black Santa
00:35:16Merry Christmas
00:35:19Merry Christmas, girl
00:35:20Do you believe in Black Santa Claus?
00:35:26Do you believe in Black Santa Claus?
00:35:27Yeah
00:35:28Come on, everybody
00:35:29I deliver the present from my friend
00:35:33I really think no more than he'll need no judge
00:35:37Do you believe in Black Santa Claus?
00:35:41That's my friend
00:35:44Yeah
00:35:44Ladies and gentlemen, share.
00:36:14No one on the streets and the city is quiet I should be asleep by the heat or the fire
00:36:32But I'm on my way out And I'm gonna stay out
00:36:39I can feel the pulse as I walk in the door Taking me through the crowd to the middle of the floor
00:36:46The red and the green lights Are hitting me just right
00:36:54Nothing more, nothing less I've got one request
00:37:01DJ play a Christmas song I wanna be dancing all night long
00:37:08It's cold outside but it's warm in here And that's the only thing I want this year
00:37:15DJ play a Christmas song I wanna be dancing all night long
00:37:22It's cold outside but it's warm in here And that's the only thing I want this year
00:37:30DJ play a Christmas song I wanna be dancing all night long
00:37:37I need a little joy and a little escape I'm feeling a spirit
00:37:43You just wanna hear it
00:37:47Nothing more, nothing less I've got one request
00:37:54DJ play a Christmas song I wanna be dancing all night long
00:38:01It's cold outside but it's warm in here And that's the only thing I want this year
00:38:09DJ play a Christmas song I wanna be dancing all night long
00:38:16It's cold outside but it's warm in here And that's the only thing I want this year
00:38:37DJ play a Christmas song I wanna be dancing all night long
00:38:43It's cold outside but it's warm in here And that's the only thing I want this year
00:39:04DJ play a Christmas song I wanna be dancing all night long
00:39:10Oh, I'm gonna be dancing all night long
00:39:14It's tough outside, but it's love in here
00:39:18And that's the only thing I want this year
00:39:23That's the only thing I want this year
00:39:30That's the only thing I want this year
00:39:34That's the only thing I want this year
00:39:40Thank you, thank you.
00:40:10It's Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael Che.
00:40:24Good evening, everyone.
00:40:25Welcome to Weekend Update. I'm Michael Che.
00:40:27I'm Colin Jost.
00:40:31Well, it's that time of year when everybody is talking about the man who flies through the air
00:40:36to visit children all over the world, Jeffrey Epstein.
00:40:40Yesterday, the Department of Justice released another batch of Epstein documents
00:40:44which critics pointed out deliberately omitted references to Donald Trump
00:40:48in a totally non-suspicious way.
00:40:50And honestly, it's not fair, you know?
00:40:52Donald Trump was my favorite character in the Epstein Files.
00:40:56It's like when House of Cards suddenly stopped starring Kevin Spacey,
00:41:00probably because he had booked a recurring role in the Epstein Files.
00:41:05The Justice Department announced that it would not be able to release
00:41:10all of the Jeffrey Epstein Files by yesterday's deadline.
00:41:13I guess they kept running out of black ink.
00:41:16Those files were so boring.
00:41:18The only interesting thing I saw was this picture of Bill Clinton hugged up on Melania.
00:41:22Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., seen here describing how close he is to blackface,
00:41:34announced that the federal government will pull funding from hospitals
00:41:41that offer gender-affirming care to transgender minors.
00:41:44And yet, RFK is allowed to slowly transition into Wilson the Volleyball.
00:41:53President Trump claimed in his speech that for the past seven months,
00:41:57there have been zero illegal aliens allowed into the country.
00:42:01Zero?
00:42:02I just got a lap dance from two last night.
00:42:04During a White House event, an Iowa farmer said that his son told him,
00:42:12quote, Daddy, I don't want Santa Claus to come to our house for Christmas.
00:42:16I want President Trump.
00:42:17And Trump's actually been practicing being Santa by sliding down this horizontal chimney.
00:42:23A statue has been unveiled at the U.S. Capitol of Barbara Rose Johns,
00:42:30a black teenager who led a protest against school segregation.
00:42:34And right behind it is a statue of Thomas Jefferson going,
00:42:36Ah!
00:42:43Marjorie Taylor Greene announced that she is engaged to Brian Glenn,
00:42:47a pro-Trump pundit for Real America's Voice.
00:42:50And I just want to see the size of the rock that that guy must be smoking.
00:42:57What?
00:42:58White House...
00:42:58White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles,
00:43:02seen here having a staring contest with Kash Patel,
00:43:05said in a new interview that President Trump has an alcoholic's personality.
00:43:11Hey, don't you dare compare him to my friend Michael Che.
00:43:14That wasn't very nice.
00:43:20While many Americans feel less holiday cheer as we get older,
00:43:23it's important to make this time special for the children.
00:43:27Here to tell us what he wants for Christmas is my 12-year-old nephew Tyson.
00:43:31Aw.
00:43:31Yeah.
00:43:36Merry Christmas, Uncle Che.
00:43:38Yay!
00:43:40You're a little big for yay, but okay.
00:43:43Now, you told me you wanted to share your Christmas wish list.
00:43:46I sure do, but Uncle Che, do you think Santa's watching S&L?
00:43:51I mean, I think Santa's watching.
00:43:52He's over 100 and white, so probably.
00:43:55Wow, that's so cool.
00:43:59Can I say something to him directly?
00:44:01Sure, go ahead.
00:44:02Just look in that camera and say what you want.
00:44:04Hi, Santa.
00:44:06It's me, Tyson.
00:44:07The little boy who's been good all year.
00:44:09Remember me?
00:44:10I asked for a bite last year, but I didn't get one,
00:44:13and that kind of hurt my feelings.
00:44:15But this year, I'm getting everything I want.
00:44:18Because on Christmas Day, I'm coming to your house.
00:44:21I'm going to beat your ass, and I'm going to get what's mine.
00:44:23Oh, whoa!
00:44:25Tyson, what are you doing?
00:44:26What?
00:44:27I'm just a weirdo kid.
00:44:29The ringer wants a bicycle more than anything in the world.
00:44:32Well, that sounds more like a threat.
00:44:34I'm sorry.
00:44:35Can I keep talking to Santa if I promise to be nice?
00:44:38All right, Tyson, but show a little respect.
00:44:40I work here, kind of.
00:44:44Listen, bitch.
00:44:47Here's how it's going to go.
00:44:48I'm going to sneak in your house like John Wick.
00:44:50I'm sliding down your chimney, quiet as hell,
00:44:52and I'm going to step on any elves in my way.
00:44:55And I'm not coming along, neither.
00:44:57I'm bringing that little drumming boy with me.
00:44:58Pro-pro-pum-pum.
00:45:00Tyson!
00:45:02Yes, Anki Che?
00:45:04Anki?
00:45:04Look, you're talking about a home invasion against Santa.
00:45:07I don't know what that is, Anki Che.
00:45:10I'm only this many.
00:45:13Man, once you need three hands, you got to stop doing that.
00:45:16But I'm only in the third grade.
00:45:19Again?
00:45:21Look, maybe I came off a little aggressive,
00:45:24but I promise it's going to end sweet.
00:45:27All right, I'm going to let you finish since it's Christmas,
00:45:29and I'm not getting you anything.
00:45:30Okay, Anki Che.
00:45:33You got to stop doing that.
00:45:35Now, listen up, fat man.
00:45:38I'm not coming for a bike anymore.
00:45:40I'm coming for Mrs. Claus.
00:45:42Yeah, that's right.
00:45:43She's living in my DMs.
00:45:45You don't know what's going on.
00:45:47I'm going to pull this press on that hole.
00:45:50And she's not going to be not wrapping anything, neither.
00:45:52I'm going to be buck naked.
00:45:54Wait, you're going to be naked?
00:45:56Yeah, there's a puffer jacket and Ugg boots for traction.
00:46:00That's a good call.
00:46:01Yeah.
00:46:01And after I smooch on your bitch,
00:46:04I'm going to go into your kitchen and make some dino nuggets.
00:46:07After all, I am only 12.
00:46:09Oh, man.
00:46:09I'm worried about this kid.
00:46:11My nephew Tyson, everybody.
00:46:12I'm this many.
00:46:14Merry Christmas.
00:46:17Well, tonight is our Christmas show,
00:46:20and we have a tradition where me and Colin
00:46:22give each other jokes to read
00:46:24that neither of us has ever seen.
00:46:32See, that's interesting,
00:46:33because you specifically said
00:46:36that we were not doing it this year.
00:46:38Oh, did I?
00:46:42Yes.
00:46:43Yes.
00:46:43And you know that I did not write any jokes for you.
00:46:49Oh, well, I guess you'll just have to read mine.
00:46:51Oh, hey.
00:46:58Okay.
00:47:00Didn't know.
00:47:03Critics say a new series of coins from the U.S. Mint
00:47:06celebrating great moments in the country's history
00:47:09ignores civil rights.
00:47:11But what about the coin that celebrates
00:47:13where black people actually come from?
00:47:16Ships.
00:47:17Oh, my God.
00:47:26Wow, Colin.
00:47:27That's really bold to say on Christmas.
00:47:31The Archdiocese of New York
00:47:33announced that it will set up
00:47:36a $300 million fund
00:47:38for victims of church sexual abuse.
00:47:41And yet I get nothing
00:47:43for keeping my mouth shut
00:47:45and taking it like a champ?
00:47:53You should have wrote some jokes for me to tell.
00:47:59Looks like you got more.
00:48:00Oh, good.
00:48:01New research shows that millions of women
00:48:04leave the workforce due to menopause,
00:48:07which means there's only a couple years left
00:48:10on my gravy train.
00:48:17My girl already be like,
00:48:19Colin, I'm warm.
00:48:21Colin, I'm sweating.
00:48:23Bitch, you having a hot flag.
00:48:24But don't worry about me.
00:48:30I got a backup.
00:48:31They don't call Wednesday
00:48:33hump day for nothing.
00:48:39Wow, Colin.
00:48:40I wouldn't have done that one.
00:48:45Wednesday?
00:48:47It's almost the end of the year,
00:48:49which means that people online
00:48:51are going to be polio-k.
00:48:54It's almost the end of the year,
00:48:57which means people online
00:48:58are going to be posting
00:48:59what will be in and out
00:49:01for 2026.
00:49:03Here to give us
00:49:04the definitive list
00:49:05are two trend forecasters.
00:49:15Amazing, you guys.
00:49:19Hello.
00:49:19Well, how have you guys been, man?
00:49:26Where have you been?
00:49:28Well, Michael, are you okay?
00:49:29You need to shake off
00:49:30what you just did, I think.
00:49:33Well, Michael,
00:49:33we've been gathering the trends.
00:49:36We get them from a very huge,
00:49:38sweaty, rock-hard computer.
00:49:41Oh, wow.
00:49:41Does it use AI?
00:49:42More like a little bit of I guess.
00:49:45Yes, AI.
00:49:46It does use AI.
00:49:47And that's how we got
00:49:48the report.
00:49:50First up is
00:49:51holiday trends.
00:49:53In fighting with your family.
00:49:55Grandma, no, let me go!
00:49:57In bombas.
00:50:00Everybody's getting socks
00:50:01from bombas.
00:50:04In making the yuletide
00:50:05bisexual.
00:50:07And out,
00:50:09mistletoe.
00:50:10A plant that makes you kiss?
00:50:12There's already one of those
00:50:14and it's called
00:50:14marijuana.
00:50:17I ain't gonna let a leaf
00:50:18tell me who to love.
00:50:19And I'll kiss
00:50:21when I get the urge.
00:50:23And uh-oh, boy,
00:50:24I'm feeling it right now.
00:50:29Mistletoe.
00:50:31Bad bitch.
00:50:33Wow, you guys are
00:50:34that mad at mistletoe?
00:50:35Yes!
00:50:36It's a horny pervert
00:50:38like you, Michael.
00:50:39Whoa!
00:50:39Girls, girls,
00:50:42seriously,
00:50:43it's time for the next trend.
00:50:45Singing trends.
00:50:47In.
00:50:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:49In.
00:50:50Four married guys
00:50:52singing in harmony.
00:50:54In.
00:50:55Fa-la-la-la-la
00:50:56like yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:58And out.
00:50:59One, two, three, four.
00:51:01Just start the damn song,
00:51:03you bastard.
00:51:05You need to count in.
00:51:06Do it in your head.
00:51:07You're behaving like a drum.
00:51:08And you're not a drum,
00:51:10you're a man.
00:51:11So eat a steak
00:51:12and act like it.
00:51:13One, two, three, four.
00:51:15Go to bed, bitch.
00:51:20You guys are clapping,
00:51:21but I still don't understand
00:51:23who you guys are
00:51:23or what you do.
00:51:25Clear a path, clear a path.
00:51:26It's time for
00:51:27Chinese trends.
00:51:29Uh-oh.
00:51:30In.
00:51:30Dim sum.
00:51:32In.
00:51:32In.
00:51:32Really long dragon.
00:51:35In.
00:51:36Rush hour for
00:51:37Thanks, Trump.
00:51:38And out.
00:51:40Orange chicken.
00:51:42Why did orange chicken
00:51:42become Chinese?
00:51:44I mean, yeah,
00:51:44it tastes pretty good,
00:51:45but we didn't invent that.
00:51:46Don't you agree?
00:51:48Do you want me to?
00:51:49Yes.
00:51:50Then yes.
00:51:52Orange chicken.
00:51:53Don't want to be a
00:51:55zzz, bitch.
00:51:58Does that go to bed,
00:52:00bitch, in Mandarin?
00:52:00Yes.
00:52:01Learn to speak it
00:52:02like I did
00:52:03or shut up.
00:52:05Is anything else
00:52:07out for 2026?
00:52:08Yes, Michael.
00:52:10The computer
00:52:11has permanently
00:52:11deleted three trends.
00:52:14Out.
00:52:14Big waving pride flag.
00:52:17Out.
00:52:18Marge Simpson hair.
00:52:20And out.
00:52:21Oh, no.
00:52:22Michael Che.
00:52:24No.
00:52:25The Trent Barcasses,
00:52:28everybody.
00:52:29For Wig or Nothing,
00:52:29I'm Michael Che.
00:52:31I'm Colin Jones.
00:52:33That was an interesting
00:52:34I like it.
00:52:36Oh, no.
00:52:37Oh, no.
00:52:38Oh, no.
00:52:38Oh, no.
00:52:39Oh, no.
00:52:39Oh, no.
00:52:40Oh, no.
00:52:41Oh, no.
00:52:42Oh, no.
00:52:43Oh, no.
00:52:44Oh, no.
00:52:45Oh, no.
00:52:46Oh, no.
00:52:47Oh, no.
00:52:48Oh, no.
00:52:49Oh, no.
00:52:50Oh, no.
00:52:51Oh, no.
00:52:52Oh, no.
00:52:53Oh, no.
00:53:04Welcome back to the
00:53:05Love is Blind reunion,
00:53:07where we try to answer
00:53:08the question,
00:53:08is love really blind?
00:53:10Even though nine seasons
00:53:11of this show have proven,
00:53:12no, it's definitely not.
00:53:14And that was really
00:53:15on display with this
00:53:16next couple who were
00:53:17fan favorites all season
00:53:19until their first look
00:53:21went, well,
00:53:22See for yourself.
00:53:24This has been such a wild ride.
00:53:25I mean, even though we met through a wall
00:53:27and I don't know what he looks like,
00:53:29I genuinely feel like he's my soulmate.
00:53:33Janelle is everything I've been looking for in a wife.
00:53:36Our new life starts today.
00:53:52Oh, oh my god.
00:54:00Hey, what the f- wow.
00:54:04You're beautiful.
00:54:07Wow, oh my god, what the f-
00:54:11I can tell you're in shock.
00:54:13I am too.
00:54:16Come here, you.
00:54:17OK.
00:54:22Oh my god, I've been waiting 11 days to do that.
00:54:27What is, um, sorry, how do I say this?
00:54:29Are you the literal Grinch?
00:54:32Oh, what, you didn't know?
00:54:34Oh, yeah, I guess it never came up.
00:54:39Oh, I almost forgot.
00:54:42Oh, OK.
00:54:43Will you make me the happiest this in the world?
00:54:49This?
00:54:50I'm sorry, are you even a human being?
00:54:53Wait, Janelle, what?
00:54:54No, I'm serious.
00:54:55Like, are you even a guy?
00:54:56I can't believe I have to ask you this, but do you-
00:55:00Do you have a penis?
00:55:01Do I have a-
00:55:03What?
00:55:04Do you-
00:55:05No?
00:55:08I don't- I don't know what to say.
00:55:10Janelle, chill.
00:55:12What I do have is big.
00:55:15It just happens to be a corkscrew and it's in my butt and it hurts the woman and me.
00:55:24I-I-I can't do this, you guys.
00:55:26I can't.
00:55:30Wow.
00:55:31What an incredibly relatable situation.
00:55:33Janelle chose not to go to Mexico, but instead returned to her home in Colorado.
00:55:38And the Grinch returned to his home on the outskirts of Whoville.
00:55:41It's been four months since the pods.
00:55:44We'll see how they're doing now.
00:55:46Please welcome Janelle and the Grinch.
00:55:49Woo!
00:55:50What up?
00:55:51What up?
00:55:52What up?
00:55:53This is my girl right here!
00:55:55What up, Matt?
00:55:56Hi, guys.
00:55:57This is my girl!
00:55:59Woo!
00:56:00Okay.
00:56:01Well, welcome.
00:56:03So, how did it feel watching that back?
00:56:06Well, the way it went down was kind of a worst-case scenario, but she overreacted a little.
00:56:13I know, yeah.
00:56:14But, uh, she's since apologized.
00:56:16Yeah.
00:56:17I was being crazy, because I literally never even asked if he was the Grinch.
00:56:21Yeah.
00:56:22And that's on me.
00:56:23But now, uh, we're stronger than ever, right?
00:56:27Oh, my God, you're so fine!
00:56:30Wow!
00:56:32Beautiful!
00:56:33Well, we want to open it up to the rest of the pod squad.
00:56:36Uh, yeah, I'll chime in.
00:56:38Are we gonna just skip over the part where he said he didn't have a penis?
00:56:42That what he has in his butt and his damn corkscrew?
00:56:45Like, girl, why?
00:56:46I don't know why.
00:56:47You know what, Nadia?
00:56:48I love you.
00:56:49But out of respect for Neil, I don't want to get into our sex life.
00:56:52Yeah.
00:56:53Wait, sorry.
00:56:54Who's Neil?
00:56:55The Grinch?
00:56:56Actually, uh, Amy, uh, being called the Grinch is, uh, thank you, baby.
00:57:04It's really triggering for me.
00:57:06Uh, that's a name I was given by a town that terrorized me, so, uh, I actually go by Neil
00:57:14now.
00:57:15Yeah, I actually relate to Neil.
00:57:17You know, it's hard when you meet the real person and they don't look awesome, but you
00:57:22grow to love them.
00:57:23Huh?
00:57:24Damn.
00:57:25Well, on a lighter note, Janelle and Neil, the producers have let us know that you have
00:57:31some big news to share.
00:57:32Yes, yes.
00:57:33We are expecting.
00:57:34Ooh!
00:57:35Yeah, yeah.
00:57:38I'm showing a little bit.
00:57:40Right here.
00:57:42My cravings have been crazy.
00:57:44Oof.
00:57:45Wait a minute.
00:57:46You're having the baby?
00:57:48And I hear you also brought a sonogram picture?
00:57:51Ew!
00:57:52Oh, my God.
00:57:54Why is he standing up?
00:57:57Wow.
00:57:58That's really wild.
00:57:59I'm Vanessa Lachey.
00:58:01And I'm Nick Lachey.
00:58:02And just so you know, 98 Degrees is touring again.
00:58:05We got turned down by The Sphere, so we're playing a venue in Cincinnati called The Cube.
00:58:09It's just a regular building.
00:58:11But they got nachos, y'all.
00:58:41.
00:58:45Oh, God.
00:58:45Oof.
00:58:47Coinciden.
00:58:49A shed.
00:58:50.
01:02:33Oh, no, really?
01:02:35Yeah.
01:02:36It's sad.
01:02:37I'm gonna miss everything about this place.
01:02:39The way it smells.
01:02:41The celebrities who would come through.
01:02:43You know, just last week, Josh O'Connor was here.
01:02:45In the lounge?
01:02:47Oh, cool.
01:02:48Well, thanks for everything and good luck.
01:02:51Take care.
01:02:53Hello, Rhonda?
01:02:54Hello, Rhonda?
01:02:55Can you hear me?
01:02:56Ed, is that you?
01:02:58Are you still at the airport, Ed?
01:03:01It's Christmas Eve.
01:03:02That's when people want eggnog at the airport the most, honey.
01:03:06Oh, I know.
01:03:07Oh, I know.
01:03:08I wish you were home.
01:03:10But I'm so proud of you.
01:03:12All the eggnog you've made over the years.
01:03:16Some of it was great.
01:03:18Some of it was rotten.
01:03:20And a lot of it got cut.
01:03:23But, you know, I also think eggnog's kind of like me.
01:03:27It's not for everyone, but the people who like it are my kind of people.
01:03:39Plus, you're way more fun with bourbon.
01:03:43Oh, I miss you, Ed.
01:03:45Please, come home.
01:03:47I'll be there soon, sweetie.
01:03:50Bells will be ringing
01:03:54The sad, sad news
01:03:57Oh, what a Christmas
01:04:01To have blues
01:04:05My baby's gone
01:04:08I have no friends
01:04:12To wish me greetings
01:04:16Once again
01:04:19Choirs will be singing
01:04:22Silent night
01:04:25Christmas carols
01:04:29Back and alive
01:04:32Please come home for Christmas
01:04:36Please come home for Christmas
01:04:39If not for Christmas
01:04:43By New Year's night
01:04:44Hello, where are you flying to today? Christmas, sir?
01:04:53My biological son finally found me, so the jig is up.
01:04:56Yeah, I'm gonna go meet him.
01:04:59That's lovely. Can I interest you in some eggnog?
01:05:01I'm sorry.
01:05:02Sure. Thank you.
01:05:04And good luck. I'm going to miss you.
01:05:07I'll miss you too, Kenan Thompson
01:05:12Friends and relations
01:05:15Send salutations
01:05:18I'm sorry
01:05:19As soon as the stars
01:05:21As soon as the stars run above
01:05:25This is Christmas
01:05:28Christmas, yes, Christmas, my dear, some time I'm here to be with the one you love.
01:05:41Ronda, you made it.
01:05:42Of course I wouldn't miss your last shift for the world.
01:05:48I can't believe you're retiring.
01:05:50I just wanted to go out on top.
01:05:52Oh, everyone knows you're a bottom, honey.
01:05:54So won't you tell me you'll never know wrong.
01:06:03Christmas and New Year's will find you home.
01:06:10There'll be no more sorrow, no grief and pain.
01:06:16And I'll be happy, happy once again.
01:06:25Oh, Ronda, I should have come home earlier.
01:06:28I just feel so lucky that I ever got to work here.
01:06:32And I just wanted to enjoy for a little bit longer.
01:06:36Especially the people.
01:06:38I've loved every single person who works here.
01:06:41Because they've done so much for me, especially my boss.
01:06:45Oh, your boss.
01:06:47There she is.
01:06:48It's the CEO of Ed Nog at Delta.
01:06:56Ma'am, what an honor.
01:06:58Ma'am, I just wanted to say it's been an honor working for you.
01:07:01And any success I have after this will be thanks to this place.
01:07:06Before I go, do you have any feedback for me?
01:07:08Well, everyone thought you were a little bit too gay.
01:07:14Do you know what?
01:07:16You're perfect for me.
01:07:17Oh, my God.
01:07:21This place will always be home, but that's time to go.
01:07:25Ooh, there'll be no more sorrow, no grief and pain.
01:07:33And love can help me, happy once again.
01:07:41And love can help me, happy once again.
01:08:11Many thanks to Cher, Amy Bryant, and Bolin Yang.
01:08:41We love you so much.
01:08:43We love you so much.
01:08:47Good night.
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