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00:01:02You just got wolfed
00:01:22What that is an official trademark that I am getting registered
00:01:26It's a lot of stuff. You got to do a lot of hoops. You got to jump through
00:01:29Got to get on the internet. Got to go to some stupid ass website where you register a catchphrase. I
00:01:35Wanted BAM, but
00:01:37Emeril had taken it
00:01:39I'm rambling man. I'm rambling. Get up, man. Get up, man
00:01:43Get the contender ready
00:01:47Ready
00:01:49It's the gladiator ready
00:01:51Woo
00:01:53Three, two, one
00:01:55Things are heating up for the wolf
00:01:57I just opened a target and received it
00:01:59In my own brand
00:02:01A bbq sauce
00:02:03I'm calling it wolf's bbq sauce
00:02:05I feel my regular
00:02:07And Chipotle
00:02:09You still going? Still want some orange man?
00:02:11I learned that in oriental way
00:02:13Whoa, yeah
00:02:15Whoa, yeah
00:02:21They're so small anyway
00:02:23They're steroids
00:02:25I've proved to him
00:02:26I'm too dramatic
00:02:27Save her to Earth
00:02:33Ame who
00:02:45Why is it party?
00:02:47Oof
00:02:48ECONOMIC
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00:02:53I'll kill you, why else?
00:02:59Piss off!
00:03:01You don't want to mess with a bitch straight out of rehab.
00:03:04Listen, like the dinosaurs being destroyed by the Ice Age,
00:03:10you too will soon be extinct.
00:03:14When? How much time do we have?
00:03:17Bloody hell, just calm down.
00:03:20You're speaking so fast, I can't even hear, mate.
00:03:23You make my head hurt.
00:03:25Or maybe that was the gasoline I drank.
00:03:27Oh, my God, it was good.
00:03:29Oh, God, I love drinking gasoline.
00:03:32It's excellent for vocal cords.
00:03:34It's my little secret.
00:03:36You're welcome.
00:03:37How much time do we have?
00:03:39Let me see.
00:03:41Hang on a bit.
00:03:44There we go.
00:03:46All right, let's have a look-see.
00:03:50Everyone's on Facebook.
00:03:53It says that the end of the world will be August 29th, 2008.
00:04:02Oh, God.
00:04:07We'll be on Facebook.
00:04:09We'll be on Facebook.
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00:04:35Oh, sick!
00:05:02Mark my words, leather boy.
00:05:05Cave dweller, beaver hunter, your doom lies with this.
00:05:19Crystal skull.
00:05:20That's right.
00:05:21Did your nibblings just go tight?
00:05:22Yeah, they did.
00:05:23They just went right right off inside you, didn't they?
00:05:25I knew I shouldn't have taken all the Zambian.
00:05:43Amy?
00:05:44Wake up, baby.
00:05:45I just had the weirdest dream.
00:05:58Amy!
00:05:59Amy!
00:06:00What?
00:06:01What the?
00:06:02Flavor, flame!
00:06:04Yeah, boy!
00:06:05I've been giving your girl the flavor of love.
00:06:08She's been sucking my clock all night long.
00:06:11Get the hell out of here, Flavor!
00:06:13Flavor, flame!
00:06:16What is that about?
00:06:17What?
00:06:18You said you didn't want to be in a relationship.
00:06:21I know, but Flavor?
00:06:22Flavor?
00:06:23Will.
00:06:24I want to take it to the next level.
00:06:37I love you.
00:06:39I like you too.
00:06:40Oh, man.
00:06:41Look.
00:06:42You don't understand.
00:06:43I think the world is coming to an end.
00:06:44Well, that's a fancy way of saying you have commitment issues.
00:06:46Unbelievable.
00:06:47Come on, Jojo.
00:06:48You're taking Jojo?
00:06:49You're taking Jojo?
00:06:50What?
00:06:51You're taking Jojo?
00:06:52What?
00:06:53You're taking Jojo?
00:06:54What?
00:06:55What?
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00:07:12What are you doing, Jojo?
00:07:13I will.
00:07:14Are you still coming to my sweet 16 party?
00:07:16You're 25.
00:07:18I never had one!
00:07:19Grow up.
00:08:38Hey, Will, it's your buddy, Dr. Phil.
00:08:51Hey, let me show you why my frat brothers used to call me Dr. Phil you up.
00:08:57Oh, hey, baby.
00:09:04Dike, come back here.
00:09:07I like it rough.
00:09:08Hey, Will, where's that girlfriend of yours, Amy?
00:09:11Don't let her get away.
00:09:13She's a real quality girl.
00:09:15A real keeper.
00:09:17Like that one.
00:09:17Hey, come on back here, you whore.
00:09:23Yo!
00:09:25Sprank his ass.
00:09:26Stop.
00:09:28Sleepy like a baby.
00:09:40We could put his hands in one mother.
00:09:44Or I have a better idea.
00:09:46Call it.
00:09:47Tails.
00:09:47See these pills?
00:10:05Punch.
00:10:05What's up, Ed?
00:10:12Those guys are trying to steal our booze.
00:10:15What?
00:10:15We've got to get the alcohol so we can get the girls drunk so we can finally get laid.
00:10:20I am the lover.
00:10:21Yeah, I know.
00:10:22I am the lover.
00:10:23Stop saying that, you lover.
00:10:27God, you're such a douche.
00:10:29Check it, check it.
00:10:30Yeah, my God, do you want it?
00:10:32Just get the booze.
00:10:34Nobody tries to steal my cold slug.
00:10:36Shoot the target.
00:10:41Lisa, how am I supposed to do that?
00:10:43I don't even have a clear shot.
00:10:53Curve the bullet.
00:10:55Say what?
00:10:57You can control the bullet to go wherever you want.
00:11:06Don't tell him what to do.
00:11:07He's my man.
00:11:08Back off, bitch.
00:11:10You don't want none of me.
00:11:10Ah!
00:11:11Ah!
00:11:15Ah!
00:11:18Ah!
00:11:19Ah!
00:11:20Ah!
00:11:21Ah!
00:11:22Ah!
00:11:23Come on, bitch.
00:11:52Ah!
00:11:53How do you like that?
00:12:03Oh, look at you, Leonard.
00:12:05Give me this, baby.
00:12:23Left foot yellow.
00:12:27Calvin?
00:12:29Calvin?
00:12:31Are you gonna curve the bullet or what?
00:12:33Hello?
00:12:35Yeah, yeah, right, right.
00:12:41Let's go back to my hot tub.
00:12:43You can just jump on my...
00:12:45Damn. Sorry, Bill.
00:12:53Shit. I can do this.
00:13:02Oh, shit.
00:13:03Calvin, hurry up.
00:13:05Just curve the bullet.
00:13:07I know you have the power.
00:13:23Nice shot, asshole.
00:13:41Junie, why won't you have an abortion?
00:13:44You're not exactly part of the Christian Coalition.
00:13:48I could just grab a wire hanger and do it myself.
00:13:55Like Jamie Lynn Spears, I'm keeping this baby.
00:13:58And look, stud, you were no George Clooney.
00:14:01In fact, I just sold the baby to the highest bidder on eBay.
00:14:07You're a sarcastic teen who talks like she's third.
00:14:14Ow!
00:14:16What?
00:14:17What?
00:14:18What?
00:14:19What?
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00:14:26What?
00:14:27What?
00:14:28What?
00:14:29What?
00:14:30You don't want that?
00:14:31Do it like this?
00:14:32Think Amy's coming tonight?
00:14:33No, no, that's your girlfriend.
00:14:34Absolutely broke up.
00:14:35Whoa, whoa.
00:14:36Oh, you want some new food?
00:14:38A little sweet little Asian freak?
00:14:39No, no, no.
00:14:40A little one-nighty bad guy?
00:14:41A little soccer soccer?
00:14:42I saw memoirs of a geisha.
00:14:44I know that shit goes on.
00:14:45I'm in love with her.
00:14:47Then what's your dumb ass break up with you?
00:14:49Never would have worked out.
00:14:51It's better to end it now than to end up hurting her.
00:14:54You know what?
00:14:55You got commitment issues, dawg.
00:14:57Well, I didn't exactly have the best example growing up.
00:15:00I never even knew my dad.
00:15:01He split when I was young.
00:15:03There she go right there.
00:15:10Who that dude she with?
00:15:12She started dating some Calvin Klein underwear model.
00:15:19Forget about her, man.
00:15:21I got something that'll cheer you up.
00:15:27What is up with the marching band?
00:15:29What better way to celebrate your super duper sweet 16 than with the high school music?
00:15:34THE ROOT
00:15:45This song at the��� Tree
00:15:46is highly kind.
00:15:49I've been doing nothing.
00:16:21Hook it up with a heart for an exchange student.
00:16:25I think his name is not seen.
00:16:30We'll all be friends forever.
00:16:33Unless you're random to that soon and so it's the same day.
00:16:38We'll all be friends forever.
00:16:42Because if that happens, it'd be kind that she'll say.
00:16:47One, two, three, four.
00:16:50After he's pet, I told him break up his heart.
00:16:54I started fooling around.
00:16:58I did black food.
00:17:00I thought he was kindy.
00:17:03And the Jonas Brothers all got down.
00:17:07Now I just split.
00:17:08I'll get a hoot on the leaf.
00:17:11Yeah, I'll start pimpin' around.
00:17:13Wait, what?
00:17:17Hey, hey, now.
00:17:18Sweet dog's got nothing on this day.
00:17:21I'll get the first prize at the players' ball.
00:17:27Hey, hey, man.
00:17:28Whoa!
00:17:30Yeah, it's going on and on.
00:17:32We can't do it all alone.
00:17:33It's the new phenomenon.
00:17:35Whoa!
00:17:36Yeah, it's going on and on.
00:17:38It's the new phenomenon.
00:17:40Hey, hey, hey.
00:17:42We'll all be friends forever.
00:17:46Unless you're random disaster destroyed the city.
00:17:50We'll all be friends forever.
00:17:54Because if that happens, it'd be kind that she'll say.
00:18:00One, two, three, four.
00:18:03JT's here.
00:18:04JT!
00:18:04Yeah, it's going on and on.
00:18:34I'm going to come to think of it.
00:18:37Yeah, I've had time on jazz.
00:18:40All that's left for me is life, dance.
00:18:43Come on, let's see.
00:18:44Look at me.
00:18:45It's Jessica Simpson.
00:18:46Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:19:01Love for Jesus.
00:19:05You're in awe for Jesus.
00:19:08We're just past my bonnet.
00:19:09Go, Romo.
00:19:10Oh, my God.
00:19:11He's got a basket for you.
00:19:13Wait, what's it called again?
00:19:15Oh my god, I totally forget.
00:19:16What is it?
00:19:17A rockdown?
00:19:18What?
00:19:19A tickle down.
00:19:21Oh, a touchdown.
00:19:23Duh.
00:19:23Freaking pigs!
00:19:27What?
00:19:29We'll all be friends forever
00:19:33Unless your enemies got to destroy the city
00:19:37We'll all be friends forever
00:19:41Because it's bad enough in the deep kind of shit, say
00:19:45One, two, three, four, hooray!
00:19:57What the hell was that?
00:20:05This is an emergency broadcast.
00:20:07This is an emergency broadcast.
00:20:09Shut up, everybody.
00:20:10Listen.
00:20:11Something has jolted the city.
00:20:13We're getting reports it could be an earthquake
00:20:15or some shit like that.
00:20:17Oh, shit.
00:20:18Seismologists have marked the epicenter
00:20:20at a trendy loft district
00:20:22whose residents are attractive 20-somethings
00:20:25who dance to bad 80s music
00:20:26where Apocrombian Fitch
00:20:28and like to drink light beer.
00:20:31Oh, God, we're all gonna die!
00:20:33Take a Xanax, Fabio.
00:20:37You're wigging harder than a smack addict
00:20:39at an Iggy show circa 73.
00:20:41What?
00:20:42It's cool, Moe D.
00:20:44It's cool, Moe D.
00:20:44It's cool, Moe D. Sir cries a lot.
00:20:46But you're totally giving me the stink eye.
00:20:50Huh?
00:20:51FYI, Battlecrotch Galactica.
00:20:53You're grape smuggling harder than Cornelius
00:20:56in Planet of the Apes,
00:20:57the original, not Tim Burton's.
00:21:00And BT Dubs, I haven't seen a six-pack like that
00:21:03since I shotgunned Molson Golden at Lollapalooza.
00:21:06I don't understand a thing you're saying.
00:21:09That's because I speak
00:21:11and overly written clever for clever's sake quips.
00:21:14Ugh.
00:21:23Time to get the sea monkey plastered.
00:21:36This is an emergency broadcast.
00:21:47Aiden!
00:21:48Are you okay?
00:21:49Yeah.
00:21:51Why did you bring another guy to my party?
00:21:53Why do you care?
00:21:54Because I...
00:21:55I don't.
00:22:00I'm out of here.
00:22:02Later, bitch!
00:22:04You know what, Will?
00:22:06Every time we made love,
00:22:08I was thinking about another guy.
00:22:10Well, so was I.
00:22:16Damn it!
00:22:18Will!
00:22:19You gotta hear this!
00:22:21The quake erupted a gas main
00:22:23and destroyed the ghetto.
00:22:25I can live with that.
00:22:26Ah!
00:22:28Who is it?
00:22:29Cracker.
00:22:30We're now getting reports
00:22:31that asteroids are falling out of the sky.
00:22:33And...
00:22:34End of the world.
00:22:35And a pink berry
00:22:36has just been destroyed.
00:22:38What is it?
00:22:43It's like that tree.
00:22:44What is it?
00:22:46I repeat,
00:22:47a pink berry
00:22:48has just been destroyed.
00:22:49What the hell is happening?
00:23:11I think it's the Apocalypse.
00:23:12Is Armageddon?
00:23:13I forget to shoot myself.
00:23:19Oh, my God!
00:23:37Hannah Montana's dead!
00:23:40Oh, no!
00:23:43Well, goodbye, all my fans!
00:23:46Keep rocking!
00:23:49She is a national treasure!
00:24:03Also, provide your parents to pick up your official Hannah Montana lunchbox,
00:24:10Hannah Montana cheese grater, and Hannah Montana toilet paper.
00:24:14And be sure to tune in to my Summer of Montana concert this Wednesday, 8th, 7th Central!
00:24:24I waited in line for two days for these tickets!
00:24:28Damn!
00:24:29And let me just say, those totally sexy and utterly provocative pictures of me were linked
00:24:39onto MySpace completely without my permission!
00:24:43But, if you'll notice in those pictures, I'm wearing my new line of sexy Hannah Montana lingerie, now available at Target.
00:24:54Oh, my God, Hannah Montana's really Miley Cyrus!
00:25:07Oh, duh!
00:25:08No shit, Sherlock!
00:25:09All I do is wear a wig, and change my voice a little bit, and those dumb kids can't tell the difference!
00:25:17Then I get twice the pay, and twice the merchandise!
00:25:21Just a reminder, my new CD comes out, Miley Cyrus Underage!
00:25:26It's available in stores now, featuring songs from my dad, Billy Ray, only $9.95!
00:25:36Oh, no!
00:25:39Somebody help us!
00:25:40Isn't there anybody that can help?
00:25:47Hey, Hancock!
00:25:50Hancock!
00:25:52We need help!
00:25:53Wake up, you drunk motherfucker!
00:25:57Get your punk ass up, fly down there, and fix that shit!
00:26:03Asshole!
00:26:11Hell no!
00:26:12Big Willie's out of here!
00:26:21I need a drink!
00:26:23Come on!
00:26:32Holy shit!
00:26:34It's coming this way!
00:26:35What should we do?
00:26:36Come on, guys!
00:26:37Just get out of here!
00:26:38Let's go!
00:26:42Over here!
00:26:43Come on!
00:26:44Come on!
00:26:45Come on!
00:26:45Come on!
00:26:45Come on!
00:26:45Come on!
00:26:46Come on!
00:26:46Come on!
00:26:46Come on!
00:26:51Come on!
00:26:51Come on!
00:26:52Come on!
00:26:53Come on!
00:26:53What are we going to do now?
00:26:55Baby, baby, baby, I don't know.
00:26:57Look, we'll just, uh, we'll wait out the storm here until it passes by.
00:27:04Hey!
00:27:04This is our hiding place.
00:27:12Get lost.
00:27:13Right, Carrie?
00:27:17Hello, lover.
00:27:22Unless you want to faint.
00:27:24Hey, look, we don't want any trouble.
00:27:25I never back down.
00:27:32I never back down.
00:27:34Get some.
00:27:34As you can see, I already did.
00:27:37And so I thought, could a simple New York City gal like me really beat the shit out of a pregnant
00:27:48teenager?
00:27:49I wonder.
00:27:49Like Dolph Lundgren in Rocky IV, I must break you.
00:27:58Oh, my God.
00:27:59Get it.
00:27:59Get it.
00:28:00Oh, my God.
00:28:02Oh, my God.
00:28:02I'm lactating
00:28:26Moo
00:28:27Got milk?
00:28:32Yeah, and this is my baby's foot
00:28:51Smell it
00:28:56And taste it
00:28:59Suck on my placenta
00:29:02Yeah
00:29:06Carrie
00:29:08Carrie, darling, are you all right?
00:29:11Come on, ladies
00:29:12Let's get out of here now
00:29:14What the hell's going on?
00:29:21I don't know
00:29:22Wake up and smell the Prius
00:29:24I know it's an inconvenient truth
00:29:27But it's called global warming
00:29:28No
00:29:29No, it's not global warming
00:29:31Amy Winehouse came to me in my dreams
00:29:35After I fought in American Gladiator
00:29:37I think it has something to do with the Crystal Skull
00:29:40Ow
00:29:41Come on, Crackhead Winehouse, Crystal Skull
00:29:44You sound like a crazy man
00:29:46Look, it's getting late
00:29:47Let's just stay here tonight and wait out the storm
00:29:50I'm freezing
00:29:51We gotta take off our clothes
00:29:53What?
00:29:56Our bodies will keep each other warm
00:29:59Otherwise, we're not gonna make it through the night
00:30:02Yeah, yeah
00:30:04He's right
00:30:06Come on
00:30:06I think my water's gonna break
00:30:18What?
00:30:24What the fuck?
00:30:27Sorry
00:30:28Look, I have something to tell you
00:30:34I'm not really a banker
00:30:35I'm a jumper
00:30:37I'm a jumper
00:30:37A what?
00:30:38I can teleport through time and space
00:31:05I hope we stay together forever
00:31:10I love you
00:31:12Later
00:31:15I am Prince Caspian
00:31:22Here to save Narnia
00:31:24Little help?
00:31:29You guys?
00:31:31He's the guy who ruined Star Wars
00:31:38What?
00:31:44Well, we saw your dream
00:31:46Man, you mess shit up with Amy
00:31:52You look a girl like that would even talk to you
00:31:54She's hot, sexy
00:31:56She got a job
00:31:57Psst
00:31:58Man, that girl out your league
00:32:00She's not out of my league
00:32:02Shit
00:32:02She gotta put up with your stank breath
00:32:05Not to mention your abnormally high plumbers, Crack
00:32:08Man, put your shirt down
00:32:15All right
00:32:16You're right
00:32:17You're right
00:32:17I messed up with Amy
00:32:18I never should have let her go
00:32:23Jesus Christ
00:32:27That was a rump shaker
00:32:28Okay, here's the plan
00:32:30Man, we gotta get the hell up out the city
00:32:32What you say?
00:32:34What the hell y'all doing leaving me?
00:32:40Keep it moving, people
00:32:42Nothing to see
00:32:43All the disasters have been contained
00:32:45The city is secure
00:32:47Like I said, keep moving
00:33:01It's under control
00:33:02I'm out of here
00:33:08What was that?
00:33:16That was a head
00:33:17That was a head
00:33:17Hello?
00:33:19Hello?
00:33:22Well, it's me
00:33:22Amy, where are you?
00:33:25I'm at work at the museum
00:33:26I was worried about the artifacts
00:33:27Are you okay?
00:33:30I'm scared
00:33:31It'll be all right, I promise
00:33:32Listen, there's something that I need to tell you
00:33:35And I should have told you long before
00:33:38I was an idiot
00:33:39I love you
00:33:44What do you say?
00:33:52Do you still love me?
00:33:58Say something
00:33:59Say something, you stuck-up bitch!
00:34:08Asshole
00:34:09Hello?
00:34:10Hello, Amy?
00:34:12Shit!
00:34:17What?
00:34:19We gotta go back
00:34:20Say what?
00:34:21Amy's in trouble, man
00:34:22I'm going back for her
00:34:23I let her go before
00:34:24I'm not losing her again
00:34:25Yo, man, now you crazy, man
00:34:27It's all kind of shit breaking out in the city
00:34:29We don't leave right now
00:34:30We're gonna die
00:34:31Something I gotta do
00:34:32You guys keep going
00:34:34Nah, I'm your boy, man
00:34:39I'm gonna roll with you
00:34:40Yeah, I mean
00:34:41I'm already knocked up
00:34:43So
00:34:43What other shenanigans
00:34:45Can I really get into?
00:34:47I mean
00:34:48I'm more bloated than Vince Vaughn
00:34:50In The Breakup
00:34:51Or
00:34:51Vince Vaughn
00:34:52And Fred Claus
00:34:53Or
00:34:53I guess Vince Vaughn
00:34:55In general
00:34:56So
00:34:57Let's go
00:34:58Please
00:34:59Lisa
00:35:02Come on
00:35:04No, guys
00:35:05Come on, baby
00:35:06I really have a bad feeling about this
00:35:08Lisa
00:35:14It killed Lisa
00:35:16Lisa
00:35:17It killed Lisa
00:35:19Come on
00:35:19We gotta go
00:35:20You bastard
00:35:21Come on
00:35:22I'm really sorry about your girlfriend, Holmes Skillet
00:35:33Lo siento about your main squeeze, Kimo Sabe
00:35:36I'd offer you my sexual favors, but
00:35:39I've got a lot of mucus discharged lately
00:35:41Lisa was a great girl
00:35:52Lisa
00:35:54Oh
00:35:55Oh, where am I?
00:35:58Oh, what an enchanting place
00:36:01It smells like meat and stress
00:36:05Oh, yay
00:36:09Wonderful
00:36:10What magical creature are you?
00:36:14Oh
00:36:14My dear friend
00:36:21You have risked me
00:36:22You caught me
00:36:23In your
00:36:24Ah
00:36:25Ah
00:36:26Ah
00:36:30Actually
00:36:30You landed
00:36:31On my
00:36:32Ball
00:36:33Let me guess
00:36:36An evil witch
00:36:37Banished you
00:36:39From your fairy tale
00:36:40Kingdom
00:36:40No
00:36:43My silly pasty
00:36:44Quirky teen
00:36:45Actually
00:36:46I'm just a demented
00:36:47Homeless chick
00:36:48Who lives in the sewers
00:36:49How did you end up there?
00:36:51Drugs
00:36:51Lots and
00:36:53Lots and
00:36:54Lots of
00:36:55Mind-altering
00:36:56Enchanting
00:36:57Drugs
00:36:59I don't judge
00:37:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
00:37:06Whoa
00:37:07It's dangerous out there
00:37:08You might want to come with us
00:37:10Mama, ma'am
00:37:11Okay
00:37:12All right
00:37:13Bye
00:37:14Oh, I'm going with you
00:37:15Yes, you are
00:37:16The natural history museum
00:37:18Is just uptown
00:37:18Let's go
00:37:19Ha-ha
00:37:22Dreams and fairy tales
00:37:27My true love
00:37:30Talking swirls
00:37:32And magic and
00:37:33Stuff
00:37:35Princess
00:37:36Wait
00:37:37Where are you going?
00:37:38And who's that
00:37:40Moorish ruffian?
00:37:41I'm a new boyfriend
00:37:42What'd it do?
00:37:44Ha-ha
00:37:44Very funny dark peasant
00:37:46I'm Prince Edward
00:37:48Princess
00:37:50He your pimp?
00:37:51Oh, good heavens
00:37:52Yes
00:37:53Um
00:37:53But that's all right
00:37:56I can have a pimp
00:37:57And a boyfriend
00:37:58Oh, what to do
00:38:00Oh
00:38:01Whichever prince can vanquish the other
00:38:05Shall win my hand
00:38:07Oh, my God
00:38:08Yay
00:38:11You ready to step up?
00:38:17Wait
00:38:17You mean like the first step up movie
00:38:19Where the tough street dancer dude
00:38:21Went to the dance academy?
00:38:22No, I'm thinking more like step up too
00:38:24When a tough street dancing chick
00:38:26Went to the dance academy
00:38:27Mm-hmm
00:38:28I feel you
00:38:29He ain't ready for me
00:38:30Junie, you win
00:38:31I'm about to break him down, baby
00:38:33You want some?
00:38:34Well, here you go
00:38:35I like them girls with them curves
00:38:38And them $300 jeans
00:38:40They look so good
00:38:41In my hood
00:38:42I just won't make them dreams
00:38:43You got a body like somebody
00:38:45Up in them black jeans
00:38:47Oh, come back
00:38:48Look at that
00:38:49Oh, come back
00:38:50Hey
00:38:50Hey
00:38:51Hey, show me got a body that's incredible
00:38:52Looking so damn
00:38:53And I gotta say hello
00:38:54When I step in the clothes
00:38:55Show me a little clothes
00:38:56Tight as a glove
00:38:57Don't nobody want to live alone
00:38:58We're partying in blue
00:38:59I pick you know the trick's on me
00:39:01I'm a champagne
00:39:01Ah, oh
00:39:02It's just my sleeve
00:39:04I'm so trying to make you care about me
00:39:09Ah
00:39:10There must be a mirror somewhere
00:39:13Aw, make some room
00:39:17Make some room
00:39:18Make some room
00:39:19Come on, it's me
00:39:20I want to dance
00:39:21I'm not sure I can, though
00:39:25Oh, damn
00:39:26Oh, damn
00:39:27That's always all on point
00:39:28Oh, damn
00:39:29That's always all on point
00:39:30Oh, damn
00:39:31That's always all on point
00:39:32Oh, damn
00:39:33Look at that ass
00:39:34Hey, hey, hey
00:39:36Hey, hey, hey
00:39:36You gotta body make a grown man
00:39:37He got me open, hoping
00:39:39She'll be fine
00:39:39The old bitch better work
00:39:41She is off
00:39:41It's fizzy
00:39:42I think she's crowning
00:39:44I want to dance
00:39:48I'm not sure I can, though
00:39:50I'm not sure
00:39:52I'm so press on it
00:39:54I'm ready
00:39:57My sight
00:39:58I might
00:39:5921 years old
00:40:00Got me on hold
00:40:01I'm stuck
00:40:02Girl, let's get it on
00:40:03I'ma be grown
00:40:04Let's go home
00:40:05I like the girls
00:40:07With them curves
00:40:08And them greens
00:40:09And all the jeans
00:40:10And the sun
00:40:10In my hood
00:40:12I just wanna get between
00:40:13She's got a back
00:40:14Like somebody
00:40:15I think they're in the shoes
00:40:17Fuck the dance
00:40:18Look at that ass
00:40:19I say
00:40:20Hey, hey, hey
00:40:21It's over
00:40:22End over
00:40:23Take over
00:40:24Them draws
00:40:25Got them players
00:40:26Them thugs
00:40:27Them squares
00:40:28I'm tall
00:40:28She pop it
00:40:30She drop it
00:40:31She stop it
00:40:31Then watch
00:40:32She bend it
00:40:33I'm spend it
00:40:34She got it
00:40:35I like them girls
00:40:37With them curves
00:40:38And them greens
00:40:39I'm out of here
00:40:47Come on
00:40:49She's all yours, bro
00:40:52This is winter
00:40:54Run
00:40:56Is there anyone
00:41:05That can save us
00:41:07We need a hero
00:41:08I am Iron Man
00:41:18Shit, that's so messed up
00:41:27Now you're pissing me off
00:41:33I'm the only badass around here
00:41:38What was that?
00:41:53It's not nice
00:41:54Look at me
00:41:56Look at this
00:41:57It's a lobster claw
00:41:59Whatever
00:42:00Like I'm carrying a lot of bags
00:42:02I didn't need that
00:42:03Don't make me angry
00:42:09You wouldn't like me
00:42:11When I'm angry
00:42:11There's aspects of my personality
00:42:14That I can't control
00:42:16Well, at least they can hit with a cow
00:42:36Hey, Cassanova
00:42:41Forget Amy
00:42:42We're never gonna make it to the museum
00:42:44I know she's still alive
00:42:46Hello
00:42:46Jojo?
00:42:48Jojo?
00:42:50No, no, it's me
00:42:51Will
00:42:51Will, I'm trapped
00:42:53An Egyptian statue fell on me during the earthquake
00:42:57Stay calm, Amy
00:42:59Just stay calm
00:42:59I'm so scared
00:43:01I'm so scared
00:43:02All right, Amy
00:43:03Listen to me
00:43:04Don't panic
00:43:06I won't be there
00:43:09I promise
00:43:10Amy?
00:43:15Amy?
00:43:16Oh, ow, ow
00:43:18Guys
00:43:19I'm going back for her
00:43:21You can't save her if you're dead
00:43:25Come on
00:43:26Let's go
00:43:27Amy?
00:43:28No
00:43:28Pizza can
00:43:29Come on
00:43:31Amy
00:43:31No
00:43:32Let's go
00:43:32No
00:43:33You got you
00:43:33Dammit
00:43:34I know you guys think I'm crazy
00:43:45But all these disasters have something to do with the crystal skull
00:43:48It's like TMTH
00:43:50TM what?
00:43:52Too much to handle
00:43:54Biz, why you don't just say that?
00:43:56Why everything a goddamn acronym with you?
00:43:59Chilly willy out
00:44:00LL not cool, Jay
00:44:02Oh, do stop all of this quarreling
00:44:05Honestly
00:44:06Now, who's hungry?
00:44:09Oh, delicious
00:44:18Whatever
00:44:20Bon appétit
00:44:21Would you like some?
00:44:24No
00:44:24What?
00:44:29That's my kiss
00:44:35That's my kiss
00:44:35My father
00:44:36Just give me that
00:44:37What?
00:44:38What?
00:44:38You got poop
00:44:46You got poop
00:44:48Just a snitch
00:44:50What?
00:44:50What?
00:44:50What?
00:44:51What?
00:44:52What?
00:44:52What are you doing?
00:44:54I'm gonna get it all.
00:44:58Would y'all be looking at me like that?
00:45:00Yeah. Yeah.
00:45:02It's all right there.
00:45:04It's fine. Just go.
00:45:06Just, I get it all the time, all over.
00:45:14What it do?
00:45:18Hey y'all, it's Lisa Moms.
00:45:22I gotta tell her what happened to her daughter.
00:45:30Hi Miss Hela.
00:45:36Lisa.
00:45:38Lisa dead.
00:45:42Babuja!
00:45:44I met this fine, hot, enchanted princess chick
00:45:48willing to do anything and everything I want.
00:45:52You gotta talk to her. Talk to her.
00:45:54Hello?
00:45:56Oh, yes, he's right. I will do anything.
00:45:58Truly. I'm not referred to on the street
00:46:00as the cabinet princess for nothing.
00:46:02A nomenclature well deserved, most assuredly.
00:46:06If you've got five bucks or some meth, I'll show you.
00:46:08One time I hooked up with a 100 year old wizard.
00:46:10His penis kept reappearing in all sorts of different places.
00:46:14Never again.
00:46:16You're so cool.
00:46:18We should totally hang out.
00:46:20Look, we gotta get to Amy at the Natural History Museum.
00:46:28Oh! Oh, Mom!
00:46:30Oh no!
00:46:31I can't see anything!
00:46:33Nina, can I?
00:46:34Somebody is totally feeling me up.
00:46:37Calvin.
00:46:38I didn't do it.
00:46:42They're so perky, they're filled with milk.
00:46:47Whoa, whoa, what the hell was that?
00:47:04Oh!
00:47:14We wish you a Merry Christmas.
00:47:16We wish you a Merry Christmas.
00:47:18We wish you a Merry Christmas.
00:47:20And a Happy New Year.
00:47:23Good tidings we bring to you and your dear.
00:47:27Good tidings for Christmas.
00:47:31I'm a Happy New Year.
00:47:36Wonderful!
00:47:37What adorable woodland creatures.
00:47:39I'm not Merry, really.
00:47:41I mean, that didn't make me Merry.
00:47:43I don't feel Merry, I guess.
00:47:46Happy New Year.
00:47:48Excuse me.
00:47:49I know you're a lot of rules.
00:47:50I've got some hockey chairs, getting golden денег.
00:47:53All of these rules.
00:47:55Stay on the beat.
00:47:56You can come together.
00:47:57There's a lot of rules.
00:47:58We alcanz our dream and secure Gerry.
00:47:59But not our milliard spells.
00:48:00We can try.
00:48:01Stay on the liners.
00:48:01I have a nice roll.
00:48:02You're right.
00:48:03Take it.
00:48:04But just once the Dame kommt,
00:48:06That's all right.
00:48:07Let's do a little more準備.
00:48:09There's a full pipe room.
00:48:10This part is really that simple.
00:48:11Way to have a great pass.
00:48:12You're right.
00:48:13And I can't see anything wrong.
00:48:14Boogie girl, boogie girl, come on and boogie
00:48:18Boogie girl, boogie girl, get it together and boogie
00:48:22Man, those guys are alright
00:48:24That's cute, that's cute
00:48:26People
00:48:28People incarnate
00:48:30People incarnate
00:48:31Dancing
00:48:32In isolation
00:48:35T-Stick
00:48:37On the blood, on the blood
00:48:39Of the youth
00:48:40Of the youth nation
00:48:43Okay, you guys are not
00:49:03Alvin and the Chipmunks, are you?
00:49:08I think that one's got rabies
00:49:09Where are you going, punk-ass?
00:49:20Alvin!
00:49:29Chipmunks, look, nah
00:49:31What the hell
00:49:38I thought you were afraid
00:49:40Mmm, salty
00:49:41It's the wrong thing
00:49:49I feel left out
00:49:58No one's fighting my flesh
00:50:00Is that the best you got, pussy?
00:50:11You are such a girl
00:50:12No!
00:50:13No!
00:50:13No!
00:50:25But the fact is mine
00:50:27I want youqueline
00:50:34I want you to be a man
00:50:35Who is yourana?
00:50:37Oh, boy.
00:51:06Oh, boy.
00:51:36But please, K.I.T., before I get 187.
00:51:42Vlog you later.
00:51:45Finally.
00:51:46Finally.
00:51:47That was just the immune boost.
00:51:49Now the main course.
00:51:55I'll get you, you bitches.
00:51:56I'll get you in your ground.
00:51:59Help me.
00:52:00Please, die!
00:52:08Stop, help!
00:52:15Is everybody okay?
00:52:18Yeah, huh?
00:52:19Yeah, I'm okay.
00:52:21Hey, baby.
00:52:22Your knee's all scared, huh?
00:52:25Oh, yeah.
00:52:26But that's not from the chipmunk.
00:52:29But I do have this terrible headache.
00:52:33Head on.
00:52:34Apply directly to the forehead.
00:52:36Head on.
00:52:37Apply directly to the forehead.
00:52:39Head on.
00:52:39Apply directly to the forehead.
00:52:41Head on.
00:52:42Apply directly to the forehead.
00:52:44I just...
00:52:45I just did.
00:52:45I said head on, bitch.
00:52:47Apply directly to the forehead.
00:52:49Whatever.
00:52:50Don't cop an attitude, slut.
00:52:51I said apply head on directly to your goddamn forehead.
00:52:55Okay, okay.
00:52:57Happy?
00:52:58Look, you little white trash piece of shit.
00:53:00Head on, motherfucker.
00:53:02Apply directly to your motherfucking forehead.
00:53:05Okay.
00:53:06There.
00:53:06It's all over.
00:53:08Head on.
00:53:09Face on.
00:53:10Nose on.
00:53:11Eyes on.
00:53:14Oh, that's great.
00:53:16My headache is gone, but I still have that dreadfully yeast infection.
00:53:23Sourdough, anyone?
00:53:25I could have dealed without that.
00:53:26Let's get to the museum.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:27Excuse me, sir.
00:53:47What's going on?
00:53:48Where's everybody going?
00:53:49It's a mass evacuation.
00:53:50Everyone has to leave the city right now.
00:53:52All of you leaving too, Batman?
00:53:54Shit.
00:53:55Yes.
00:53:56Yeah.
00:53:56I'm leaving.
00:53:57Okay?
00:53:57I don't want to die.
00:53:58Not on my schedule today.
00:53:59Not on my to-do list.
00:54:01It wasn't wake up, make breakfast, jog, science experiment, die.
00:54:04Not on it.
00:54:05Not on it.
00:54:06Okay?
00:54:07Are we done?
00:54:07Anyone who stays in town after the night is going to be buried in rubble.
00:54:13I hate rubble.
00:54:15I've got to get to the natural history museum to my girl, Amy.
00:54:17She's trapped.
00:54:19Son, if you go back after your girlfriend, you have zero chance of survival.
00:54:22I'll take those odds.
00:54:24She must be some piece of pussy.
00:54:28She is, sir.
00:54:29She is.
00:54:32Look, the evacuation bus is leaving City Hall at 2,100 hours.
00:54:352,100?
00:54:36Honey, hold on.
00:54:37What is that?
00:54:38Uh, five, carry the six.
00:54:409 p.m.
00:54:40I'm going to save you your crazy math.
00:54:42It's 9 p.m.
00:54:43It starts at noon, and then nine hours later.
00:54:46That's 9.
00:54:47That's the time you need to get on those evacuation buses, or you're dead.
00:54:51Dead?
00:54:52Dead?
00:54:54Come on, it's already 5.30.
00:54:55Whoa, buh, buh, buh, huh?
00:54:57Say again?
00:54:585.30?
00:54:59Oh, Jesus.
00:55:00Oh.
00:55:00Oh, God.
00:55:01I wasted the whole day.
00:55:02I was on Amazon looking at some stuff.
00:55:05Shit!
00:55:06Why?
00:55:07Why would I go Christmas shopping today?
00:55:09Why would I pick today?
00:55:11Son of a bitch.
00:55:12Okay.
00:55:13Plan B.
00:55:18Hi.
00:55:19Hi.
00:55:20I'm Batman.
00:55:20I'm a ginger preachers.
00:55:23True story.
00:55:24I had a woman one time telling me I was the top four best lovers she's ever had.
00:55:30That's a true story.
00:55:32And she had been around the block.
00:55:36Would you want to watch me play with myself?
00:55:40Whoa!
00:55:42Come on!
00:55:43Come on, let's go.
00:55:55Help!
00:55:59Break yourself, fool.
00:56:01You best be getting out of that Mach 5, or I'm going to toe-tack your ass.
00:56:04You know, they say that the first kill is supposed to be quite difficult, but I find it easy.
00:56:18In fact, rather fun.
00:56:22Take it!
00:56:23Do it!
00:56:30Help, ma!
00:56:31No eyes!
00:56:32I didn't have a mother!
00:56:33Mother!
00:56:34That was better than sex with a camel!
00:56:51What?
00:56:53We're just playing with my monkey.
00:56:54Let's go!
00:56:59Let's go!
00:57:00Come on!
00:57:01Come on!
00:57:15Run!
00:57:15Run!
00:57:16Run!
00:57:16Run!
00:57:16Run!
00:57:18Run!
00:57:18Run!
00:57:18Run!
00:57:18Run!
00:57:21Run!
00:57:24Yeah, keep going!
00:57:27These last slivers are awfully hard to run in.
00:57:32Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
00:57:38Help!
00:57:40Help!
00:57:41Amy!
00:57:44You came back for me.
00:57:46I love you, Amy.
00:57:47I know her.
00:57:49I love you, too.
00:57:52Let me get this freaking spirit out of my shoulder.
00:57:55Ow, ow!
00:57:56Okay.
00:57:57Ow, it hurts.
00:57:58Okay, all right, all right.
00:57:59She's pinned through to the floor, guys.
00:58:01This isn't gonna be easy.
00:58:02Calvin, I'm gonna need your help.
00:58:04Right.
00:58:10What the hell was that for?
00:58:12I was just trying to knock her unconscious but she wouldn't feel any pain.
00:58:15Good thinking.
00:58:16Good thinking.
00:58:18Baby, this is for your own good.
00:58:28Man, you hit like a pussy.
00:58:32Let me try.
00:58:33Let me try.
00:58:41Then this girl can take a hit.
00:58:42Ow!
00:58:52Why the hell?
00:58:55It's not working.
00:58:56Let's just pull it out of her.
00:58:59On the count of three.
00:59:00One, two, three.
00:59:01We gotta get out of here.
00:59:02This place is gonna collapse on us.
00:59:03No.
00:59:04Not until we return.
00:59:05This.
00:59:06Back to the altar.
00:59:08A magic bomb.
00:59:09A magic bomb.
00:59:10The crystal skull.
00:59:11One from my dreams.
00:59:12Now, legend has it that if the crystal skull is missing from the altar, it's gonna die.
00:59:13It's the end of the world.
00:59:14Earthquakes.
00:59:15Asteroids.
00:59:16Return of the Spice Girls.
00:59:17Yes!
00:59:18Yes!
00:59:19The apocalypse.
00:59:20And you know what?
00:59:21It's the end of the world.
00:59:22Earthquakes.
00:59:23Asteroids.
00:59:24Return of the Spice Girls.
00:59:25Yes!
00:59:26The apocalypse.
00:59:27The apocalypse.
00:59:28The apocalypse.
00:59:29The apocalypse.
00:59:30The apocalypse.
00:59:31The apocalypse.
00:59:32The apocalypse.
00:59:33And you know all this shit because you're the dulcet at the museum.
00:59:34No, because I saw Indiana Jones in the kingdom of the crystal skull.
00:59:35You know what this means.
00:59:36Me, dreaming about the skull and you knowing about the skull.
00:59:37That we were destined to be together.
00:59:38No.
00:59:39That we both really love skulls.
00:59:40But that, too.
00:59:41That, too.
00:59:42Will, we gotta get out of here.
00:59:43It's almost nine o'clock.
00:59:44If we don't make it to them evacuation buses, we're gonna die.
00:59:45We're gonna die.
00:59:46No.
00:59:47No.
00:59:48No.
00:59:49No.
00:59:50No.
00:59:51No.
00:59:52No.
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01:00:01No.
01:00:02No.
01:00:03No.
01:00:04No.
01:00:05No.
01:00:06No.
01:00:07No.
01:00:08No.
01:00:09No.
01:00:10No.
01:00:11No.
01:00:14Go, Calvin.
01:00:15I'm staying here with Amy.
01:00:16We're returning the skull she's also the altar.
01:00:21Nice meeting you.
01:00:22Let's find that altar.
01:00:41What's happening?
01:00:54Everything in the museum is coming to life!
01:01:00Help!
01:01:03Put it, put it!
01:01:05Yes!
01:01:06Let's get the hell up out of here!
01:01:12Facts are great!
01:01:14Go get it!
01:01:18The altar to the crystal skull is this way.
01:01:27I am Biowulf.
01:01:33Hello.
01:01:37What?
01:01:40I am Biowulf.
01:01:41Um...
01:01:42Can you put some clothes on?
01:01:44I am Biowulf.
01:01:45I fought the monster Grendel with no armor.
01:01:47And that is how I will fight you.
01:01:50Wait.
01:01:51You fight naked?
01:01:55I am Biowulf.
01:01:56It's kinda gay, bro.
01:01:57It's not...
01:01:58It's not gay.
01:01:59It's not, I'm sorry.
01:02:00It's gay.
01:02:01It's not gay.
01:02:02It's not.
01:02:03It's not.
01:02:04It's how we do it in 507.
01:02:07Dick.
01:02:08Ask anybody.
01:02:09Alright, I will.
01:02:10I'll ask my friend Paul.
01:02:11We're going boating tomorrow.
01:02:12I'll ask him.
01:02:13When we're out in the seas.
01:02:15Paul.
01:02:16My friend Paul.
01:02:17He's my partner.
01:02:19He's my friend.
01:02:20We're also partners.
01:02:22Hmm.
01:02:23Life partner?
01:02:24No.
01:02:25Business partners.
01:02:26We opened an antique shop together.
01:02:29That's gay.
01:02:30Why is that gay?
01:02:31Why are antiques gay?
01:02:32Because I like old things that are kitschy.
01:02:37I am Biowulf!
01:02:39Excuse me.
01:02:40Are you ready to get your ass kicked?
01:02:43What?
01:02:44Oh hell no, Kung Fu Panda.
01:02:45Who shouldn't have done that?
01:02:46What?
01:02:47A little bit of a trap.
01:02:48Get ready to feel the thunder.
01:02:52What?
01:02:53What?
01:02:54What?
01:02:55What?
01:02:57What?
01:02:58What?
01:02:59What?
01:03:00What?
01:03:01What?
01:03:02What?
01:03:03What?
01:03:04What?
01:03:05What?
01:03:06What?
01:03:07What?
01:03:08What?
01:03:09What?
01:03:10What?
01:03:11your girl looks familiar man last year I paid her 20 bucks for 20 minutes if you
01:03:39know what I mean and a curious factoid pandas actually have three descending testicles
01:04:09oh
01:04:11oh
01:04:13oh
01:04:15oh
01:04:17oh
01:04:21oh
01:04:23oh
01:04:25oh
01:04:27oh
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01:04:47oh
01:04:49oh
01:04:51oh
01:04:53oh
01:04:55oh
01:04:57oh
01:04:59you have
01:05:01folded my honor
01:05:03forgive me, baby
01:05:11oh
01:05:27I'm a tranny.
01:05:29I thought you knew.
01:05:43Get him, Will!
01:05:46I have bailed.
01:05:47Yeah, I know already.
01:05:49Surrender.
01:05:50So we can go get brunch.
01:05:52And I got us tickets to Jersey Boys.
01:05:54Oh, no.
01:05:57We can go back to my place.
01:06:10I Kibo dancing with the stars.
01:06:12Result show.
01:06:14No, Bail.
01:06:17I want to take you on Rosie O'Donnell's cruise.
01:06:21Just me, you, and my dear friend George Takei.
01:06:24Screw this.
01:06:27My wolf.
01:06:28My wolf.
01:06:32Ow.
01:06:36Hurry, we're running out of time.
01:07:08Indiana Jones?
01:07:14Indiana my ass.
01:07:17I'll take it from here.
01:07:25Thanks, son.
01:07:27That's right, I'm your father.
01:07:30You're my dad?
01:07:32Your mom got around.
01:07:34A real slut actually.
01:07:36Right, I get it.
01:07:37She did this special thing with a big toe and candle wax.
01:07:42Okay.
01:07:43I'm sorry I walked out on you and your mother,
01:07:45but I got an adventurous spirit
01:07:47and a hot ass whore in every major city.
01:07:51What do we have here?
01:07:53Is this your girl?
01:07:55Yeah.
01:07:56What a nice young lady.
01:07:59And you got some shape on you.
01:08:01Yeah, baby.
01:08:02It's so nice.
01:08:03Oh, and you got some ass on you.
01:08:06Dot.
01:08:07Oh, so beautiful.
01:08:08Dot.
01:08:09If a nice ass meant a hamburger, baby, you have a whopper.
01:08:13Oh, shit.
01:08:14Oh, shit.
01:08:15Dad.
01:08:16Do you do Pilates?
01:08:17I'm just asking.
01:08:18Just asking.
01:08:22Don't do what your old man did.
01:08:24Settle down.
01:08:25Hell, I got gunnery real so many times, my Johnson looked like a melted baby roof.
01:08:31Oh.
01:08:32Hell, in the 70s, my nickname was Chlamydia Jones.
01:08:36Go home.
01:08:37There is no cure for herpes, and I bullshit you not.
01:08:42Thanks, Dad.
01:08:44Oh!
01:08:45Hey!
01:08:46Hey!
01:08:47Hey!
01:08:48Hey!
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01:09:36Hey!
01:09:37AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
01:10:04Why don't you just walk to the altar?
01:10:07It's like, ten feet away.
01:10:10Silly girl.
01:10:19No, don't cry. I'll be fine.
01:10:37Silly girl.
01:11:07Malanake, Alyssa Malanake.
01:11:09I am the guru Shetka,
01:11:11and we are here today to bring together Amy and Will
01:11:15in a union of peace and happiness.
01:11:18And to point out, gee, Amy, you are totally hot.
01:11:26Amy, do you take Bill to be your peanut butter and jelly
01:11:30that goes into your love belly?
01:11:32I do.
01:11:33And Will, do you take Amy to be
01:11:36your donut of love that you'll fill with cream every day?
01:11:40I do.
01:11:44Well, in that case, give it a pound,
01:11:48lock it down,
01:11:51break the pickle,
01:11:53now tickle my pickle.
01:12:04I love you, Will.
01:12:05I love you too, Amy.
01:12:06But there's something I should tell you.
01:12:10What is it?
01:12:12What is it?
01:12:25I'm fucking Matt Damon.
01:12:27You're fucking Matt Damon?
01:12:29Well, I'm fucking Hannah Montana.
01:12:30She's fucking Hannah Montana.
01:12:31She's fucking Hannah Montana.
01:12:32Backstage in my pocket.
01:12:34Fuck me on my parents' bed.
01:12:36After school in my locker.
01:12:38And the guy gave her head.
01:12:40I'm not so fucking the flavor.
01:12:42Yeah, boy, she's fucking Flavor Flakes, boo.
01:12:44You know what time it is because I'm fucking Junie too.
01:12:47Yeah, I know, but it's true.
01:12:50Flavor Flaky fucks me too.
01:12:52And I swapped with Calvin and she swapped with that dude.
01:12:55And we're all fucking Hellboy.
01:12:57Yeah, they're fucking Hellboy and I'm fucking the Hulk.
01:13:04When I get really mad, I start fucking Iron Man.
01:13:07A most uncomfortable school, but I fuck the Frenches too.
01:13:11Ding dong.
01:13:12Who's that ringing on my bell?
01:13:14The bitch who's fucking Iron Man.
01:13:16That's I-R-O-N-M-A-N.
01:13:19And I fuck him in the mouth.
01:13:21That's fucking great because I'm fucking Wolf.
01:13:27He's fucking Wolf, ain't that a pity.
01:13:29Cause I'm fucking those bitches from Sex and the City.
01:13:34He fucks the Sex and the City gals.
01:13:37So I wondered, would Wolf really get jealous if he knew we were fucking that guy with the
01:13:42big utility belt?
01:13:44They're all fucking Batman at Wayne Manor in the Batcave.
01:13:47But they're Alfred Izzard mostly.
01:13:49They're gonna leave this holy bathhouse on fucking Amy Winehouse.
01:13:52He's fucking Amy Winehouse.
01:13:56Now I'm down low, low, low.
01:13:59Now I'm fucking Jessica Simpson.
01:14:03Cause I'm on low, low, low.
01:14:06She's fucking Jessica Simpson, oh yeah.
01:14:10And I think I might have fucked that part of Santa.
01:14:15Everyone's fucked me, and I fucked them back to see me.
01:14:18And the Mexicans here with the tragic hairdo.
01:14:22Call it heads, I'm fucking JD.
01:14:25I'm fucking and no model cause she's so fine.
01:14:28And I like to get up and I'm coming cunt.
01:14:31If Drew, JD, fuck my ass again.
01:14:34But I'm also fucking Prince Caffeine.
01:14:38I am handsome and I am poor.
01:14:41That's why this prince fucks the kids from high school.
01:14:44Yeah!
01:14:45Woo!
01:14:46Yeah!
01:14:47Let's hear it!
01:14:48Now the Dutch party!
01:14:49Let me hear you!
01:14:50Yeah!
01:14:51No, what time is it?
01:14:52It's time to get fucked!
01:14:53Fuck me!
01:14:54Fuck me!
01:14:55Fuck me!
01:14:56Fuck me!
01:14:57Fuck me!
01:14:58Fuck me!
01:14:59He fucked all of us kids in high school.
01:15:01After the future's in the showers.
01:15:03While we're changing for Jim Crow.
01:15:05I'm fucking Obama!
01:15:07I'm fucking Obama!
01:15:08Fucking Indiana!
01:15:09Fucking Indiana!
01:15:11And I'm fucking Ohio.
01:15:13Fucking Kentucky!
01:15:14Fucking Kentucky!
01:15:15And I'm fucking Bear Wolves!
01:15:17You know you like it, and I'm fucking Kung Fu Panda
01:15:21And I'm fucking Michael Jackson
01:15:24I love my animals, you see
01:15:29I love my animals, I love my animals
01:15:33I love my animals, I love my animals
01:15:36I love my animals
01:15:38I love my animals, let go of all your dreams
01:15:43I love my animals, I love my animals
01:15:47I love my animals, I love my animals
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