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00:00:00First Christmas as a newly single woman.
00:00:04Now I'll never have to think about Wes Mandrake ever again.
00:00:19And that's it. You are officially divorced, Miss White.
00:00:24It's finally over.
00:00:26You have fulfilled your end of the contract.
00:00:28Mr. Mandrake has inherited the land rights.
00:00:32Here is your check for $5 million.
00:00:36Minus the cost of your nose reconstruction, of course.
00:00:40Thanks for reminding me.
00:00:43So that's it? I don't have to do anything else for Wesley Mandrake?
00:00:47Nope.
00:00:48In a few weeks, it'll be like this little arrangement never happened.
00:00:51And per the non-disclosure agreement, it never did.
00:00:58Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:01:13Hey, three more shots down here, please.
00:01:22Uh, hi.
00:01:25I was here first.
00:01:27Lose your snooze, babe.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33It's him.
00:01:34My ex-husband.
00:01:36Hey, that's mine.
00:01:49My ex-husband.
00:01:52Wes Mandrake.
00:01:53What is he doing here?
00:01:55I haven't seen him in five years.
00:01:57He is still the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on.
00:02:01Where is he?
00:02:14I told you.
00:02:16Where fucking is my money?
00:02:20What?
00:02:21Who?
00:02:21I...
00:02:22No time to play, Big Nose.
00:02:24I want my money!
00:02:26What?
00:02:27What money?
00:02:28I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:29I...
00:02:30That's for the children's hospital.
00:02:35What are you doing?
00:02:38I think you're going to give it back.
00:02:45Okay.
00:02:49I want to...
00:02:50Oh, my God!
00:02:52My nose!
00:02:53You broke my nose!
00:02:54You think it hurt?
00:02:56Wait till you see what we are going to do to you.
00:02:59Hey!
00:03:10You okay?
00:03:14He doesn't recognize me, does he?
00:03:17Five years of marriage and he doesn't even know who I am?
00:03:20God, the investors got me so drunk.
00:03:28You know, you're really pretty.
00:03:30Okay.
00:03:30I think you're...
00:03:31But I want to...
00:03:32I just don't know.
00:03:32You go over there like my family.
00:03:33But I want to...
00:03:34Yeah.
00:03:34Huh?
00:03:35Yeah.
00:03:37You...
00:03:37You know, I won't look at me.
00:03:38Happy Desper ondan.
00:03:39I'll see you next time.
00:04:09So, finally get to have my wedding night with Wes Mandrake.
00:04:28Oh my god, this isn't real.
00:04:39So, finally get to have my wedding night with Wes Mandrake.
00:04:46So, finally get to have my wedding night with Wes Mandrake.
00:04:51So, finally get to have my wedding night with Wes Mandrake.
00:04:58Oh no, Holly! I'm gonna be late!
00:05:05Winter Taylor?
00:05:12Oh my god, how does Wes know her?
00:05:16And who the hell are you?
00:05:21Where's Wes?
00:05:23Shit.
00:05:31This is for not recognizing me.
00:05:34And this is for never coming to see me.
00:05:37Pretending I didn't exist for five years.
00:05:39Loser.
00:05:40Well that's rude.
00:05:52And who was that girl?
00:05:55Smells like...
00:05:57Pine.
00:06:01How much did I drink last night?
00:06:06I need you to find out who that woman was from last night.
00:06:10Yes, sir.
00:06:11She graffitis me.
00:06:12Steals my property.
00:06:14She'll pay for this.
00:06:16I think we should get going, sir.
00:06:23The mess is starting.
00:06:25Investors will meet us in Hudson Falls.
00:06:27I haven't been back home in five years.
00:06:30Also, your mother called.
00:06:33She would like to see you for Christmas?
00:06:35No.
00:06:36No.
00:06:37Make up an excuse.
00:06:40As you wish.
00:06:46Tell me again, how did you get to sleep with Wes Mandrake?
00:06:57I don't know.
00:06:59What was he doing in that bar?
00:07:01I have no idea why he was at that bar, but he was.
00:07:05How was the sex?
00:07:07I think you ruined me.
00:07:09Spank me!
00:07:11Harder!
00:07:13Do it!
00:07:14I think I was a little rough with him.
00:07:19Piper.
00:07:20Piper.
00:07:21Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:27Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:29Look, I need your help.
00:07:31Yes, Mayor.
00:07:32What is it?
00:07:33What is it?
00:07:34Money, Piper.
00:07:35Big money.
00:07:36The money men.
00:07:38The high rollers are coming.
00:07:40Do you know what this means for the town?
00:07:42We finally have a chance to sell that mountain.
00:07:44What?
00:07:45No one is selling the mountain.
00:07:51Holy shit, he's here.
00:07:52Who's here?
00:07:53Who the hell is that?
00:08:07Oh my god.
00:08:19It's him.
00:08:30Piper, it's him.
00:08:32I mean...
00:08:33Mr. Mandarin.
00:08:34We are so honored to have you back in Hudson Falls for the Christmas season.
00:08:48I'm not in town for Christmas, Mayor.
00:08:50You're not actually going to sell the mountain, are you?
00:08:53That's why I'm here.
00:08:56Capitalist fucking pig.
00:08:59You can't sell the mountain.
00:09:00They'll develop it and ruin Hudson Falls.
00:09:04What's your name?
00:09:06He still doesn't recognize me?
00:09:08I'm Piper.
00:09:09Piper White.
00:09:11Wes Mandarick.
00:09:14I know who you are, asshole.
00:09:15Hm.
00:09:16That's an awful lot of name calling.
00:09:21Well, how about someone shows me to my office?
00:09:25What office?
00:09:26Well, I'll be conducting some business at town hall while I'm here.
00:09:30If it's okay with the mayor, of course.
00:09:31Of course.
00:09:32Mr. Mandarick.
00:09:33Yes.
00:09:34Right this way.
00:09:35Mr. Mandarick.
00:09:43What is wrong with you two?
00:09:45He can't sell mayor.
00:09:46He'll ruin our town.
00:09:47This is not happening.
00:09:48Wait.
00:09:49That's enough.
00:09:50Either one of you blow this deal, you're going to regret it.
00:09:53You hear me?
00:10:05Well, is there anything else I can do for you, Mr. Mandarick?
00:10:11Yes.
00:10:12Who is that woman?
00:10:17Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20Who is that woman?
00:10:21She's too familiar.
00:10:23Oh, Piper.
00:10:24Piper White, the town physician.
00:10:26A doctor?
00:10:28I'd like her to assist with my day-to-day.
00:10:31I need someone who knows the town.
00:10:32Oh.
00:10:33Well, sir.
00:10:35Perhaps I could assist you instead, of course.
00:10:37Uh, you know, Piper...
00:10:39Well...
00:10:40Just...
00:10:41Piper.
00:10:42No.
00:10:43I want her.
00:10:45Very well, sir.
00:10:47I'll let her know.
00:10:53She doesn't seem to align with your goals.
00:10:56I just need someone who knows Hudson Falls.
00:11:00A lot has changed.
00:11:02No way.
00:11:03I'm a medical professional.
00:11:04Plus, I'm too busy with Winterfest.
00:11:06I can't do it.
00:11:07You know, Piper, I loved your parents, and I promised them that I would look after you.
00:11:12But you listen close.
00:11:13If you don't do this, you can find another town to play doctor in.
00:11:17You can't be serious.
00:11:19I'm dead serious.
00:11:20I will fire your ass.
00:11:25Who the hell does Wes think he is?
00:11:27Don't you worry.
00:11:28I'm getting the word out.
00:11:31We need to save our town.
00:11:33Oh!
00:11:34In five years, he never once came to see me.
00:11:36Now he's here one day and he's already destroying my life?
00:11:48Fine.
00:11:49She smells just like the girl from last night.
00:11:50Why is he looking at me like that?
00:11:51Fine.
00:11:52Fine.
00:11:53She smells just like the girl from last night.
00:11:59Fine.
00:12:00Fine.
00:12:01Fine.
00:12:02Fine.
00:12:03Fine.
00:12:04Fine.
00:12:05Fine.
00:12:06Fine.
00:12:07Fine.
00:12:08Fine.
00:12:11Fine.
00:12:11Fine.
00:12:12Well, be fine.
00:12:13Okay.
00:12:14Fine.
00:12:15Fine.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine.
00:12:18You know, if you're going to be up that high, you might want to get a spotter.
00:12:22Yeah, you can put me down now.
00:12:25Right.
00:12:25Sir, Winter Taylor just called.
00:12:49She's flying in tomorrow.
00:12:51She expects you to be here when she arrives.
00:12:55Yeah, great.
00:13:18Why do I feel like I know this girl?
00:13:25No.
00:13:26No.
00:13:27No.
00:13:28No.
00:13:29No.
00:13:30No.
00:13:31No.
00:13:32No.
00:13:33No.
00:13:34No.
00:13:35No.
00:13:36No.
00:13:37No.
00:13:38No.
00:13:39No.
00:13:40No.
00:13:41No.
00:13:42No.
00:13:43You
00:14:13Damn it, Dakota!
00:14:38I told you not at work!
00:14:40What, sir? You hired me to sharpen your survival skills. That's exactly what I'm doing.
00:14:47A fucking sword?
00:14:49You're getting better.
00:14:56Whiskey Billy. Stat.
00:15:00No, I don't have feelings for him.
00:15:03Oh, fuck, yes I do, but... God, this isn't happening.
00:15:07You can't just blow back into town like nothing happened.
00:15:13Agh!
00:15:14Agh!
00:15:16Agh!
00:15:22Agh!
00:15:25Agh!
00:15:26This is the inn.
00:15:28This is the only inn?
00:15:30Yeah, aren't you from here?
00:15:32No, we're behind me.
00:15:34Yeah, this isn't going to work.
00:15:36Well, you can always stay at your mother's center.
00:15:41He hasn't gone to his mother's house in years.
00:15:44I'm the only one who visits her.
00:15:46I guess it's only for a week, right?
00:15:50And what room will I be staying in?
00:15:54Oh, you see, the inn only had one room left, so have fun, boys.
00:16:24Miss?
00:16:32Jesus Christ.
00:16:34Mr. Mandrake would like to see you in his office.
00:16:37You rang?
00:16:52Oh, you read my mind.
00:16:59Is that a goddamn ski resort?
00:17:01Oh, my God.
00:17:07Next time, no sugar.
00:17:08Am I 12 years old?
00:17:10That was mine.
00:17:12You know, you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled.
00:17:17So, he's just a complete asshole now?
00:17:20Are you really going to sell the mountain?
00:17:22It's your family's land.
00:17:23How do you know that?
00:17:26Us dumb town folk talk sometimes, you know?
00:17:36Hot.
00:17:36Oh, oh, my God.
00:17:38Oh, my God.
00:17:38Oh, my God.
00:17:40Oh, my God.
00:17:40It's hot.
00:17:41It's hot.
00:17:42Yeah.
00:17:43That's hot.
00:17:43Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:45Oh, my God.
00:17:46It's hot.
00:17:46It's hot.
00:17:47Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:48All right.
00:17:57Yeah, that's, that's, thank you.
00:17:58That's enough.
00:17:59No, I'm a doctor.
00:18:00I don't want you to get burnt.
00:18:02It's really hot already, so it's good.
00:18:08Really?
00:18:08Um, last question.
00:18:17I need you to do something for me.
00:18:19I need three presents.
00:18:21I need a romantic one.
00:18:23I need something very, very expensive.
00:18:25And I need, you know, a gift that a son could give to his mother.
00:18:31Who's the romantic one for?
00:18:34Okay, uh, who are the other gifts for?
00:18:36Uh, what does it matter?
00:18:40Just, I need them.
00:18:42Aye, aye, Captain.
00:18:44Wait, um, just, uh, I'm gonna ask you a question.
00:18:51Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:01Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:03If he doesn't remember me, what's the point of telling him the truth?
00:19:11No, Mr. Mandrick, we haven't met.
00:19:18Oh, here, here.
00:19:20Just, um, why don't you take this and, um, just leave them on my desk.
00:19:25Sir, uh, the dealer's here.
00:19:40Great.
00:19:41That's good.
00:19:41Just, um, you know what?
00:19:44You just tell him I need five.
00:19:46Situation go in here.
00:19:49Sure thing.
00:19:49What the hell are these?
00:20:18Is this a joke?
00:20:24I'm sorry that my rapping skills don't impress you, but I am a medical doctor after all.
00:20:30What are they?
00:20:31The blue one is expensive, the green one is for your mother, and the red one is romantic.
00:20:36Hmm.
00:20:38All right.
00:20:38Set these aside from my mother and winter.
00:20:47Wait.
00:20:48Then who's the romantic gift for?
00:20:52This one.
00:20:54Is it romantic enough?
00:20:56It's for someone very special.
00:20:57Yes, it's special.
00:20:59I picked it out myself.
00:21:01Good.
00:21:02Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:07A date?
00:21:08Uh, not as a date.
00:21:21Just, I need someone who really knows Hudson Falls, and I haven't been back here in a long
00:21:26time.
00:21:26Don't I know it.
00:21:27Um, uh, sorry, I can't tomorrow night.
00:21:32Oh, uh, actually, I was being nice.
00:21:37You don't have a choice.
00:21:39Take me up to eight, and smile.
00:21:42No, why are you looking at me like that now?
00:21:53I, I, uh, no, you gave me a look.
00:21:55No, you gave me that look first.
00:21:56Yes, you did.
00:21:57No, I didn't.
00:21:58Asshole.
00:21:58No.
00:21:59What?
00:22:02Nothing.
00:22:02Nothing.
00:22:12Uh, Mayor?
00:22:18Where did this present come from?
00:22:22Oh, uh, a mailwoman said she had a package for you.
00:22:25I thought I'd save her the trip up the mountain and just put it on your desk.
00:22:28My married name?
00:22:42My married name?
00:22:58This is the goddamn place you chose.
00:23:04It's the nicest restaurant we have.
00:23:06Yeah, I'd like to make that something in here.
00:23:13It's a cool necklace.
00:23:15I like that.
00:23:16You bought it for me, dumbass.
00:23:26Mr. Calhoun.
00:23:28Thank you so much for making the trip, sir.
00:23:32Hell.
00:23:33What is this place?
00:23:36Truckers.
00:23:36CD Bunch.
00:23:38I bet if you go out the back end of the bathroom, you'll find a big, dirty-ass, worn-out lorry
00:23:45hole.
00:23:46Jesus.
00:23:47Well, he ain't wrong.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51Yeah.
00:23:53This place has more potential than I have ever seen.
00:23:56I completely agree.
00:23:57I want to start development right away.
00:24:01That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:24:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:06Hyper.
00:24:10What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:13Hyper.
00:24:13Excuse me, little lady?
00:24:15No.
00:24:16My name is Piper.
00:24:17And you're not going to turn our quiet little town into some overrun tourist trap ski resort
00:24:22hellhole.
00:24:23Listen here, little lady.
00:24:25I'm not here to destroy your town.
00:24:28I'm here to give it life.
00:24:30Let me assure you, the people of Hudson Falls are my first priority.
00:24:35A Starbucks.
00:24:40Over here.
00:24:45A sushi bar.
00:24:46A multi-threater cineplex.
00:24:48Over there.
00:24:51A Hooters.
00:24:52And another across the street.
00:24:55Two Hooters.
00:24:57You can't beat that.
00:24:59You can't beat that if you tried.
00:25:02Hooters.
00:25:10I've got your number now.
00:25:13Better watch out.
00:25:15Heffy.
00:25:15You know, I don't know who you think you are, but get the fuck out of our town.
00:25:24Whoa.
00:25:26Man alive.
00:25:28She's hotter than a $2 pistol.
00:25:30I'd like to discuss the details of the deal.
00:25:33I want to make sure that Hudson Falls remains Hudson Falls, even after I sell.
00:25:38Don't worry about that, son.
00:25:39We'll iron out all the details.
00:25:42Well, we...
00:25:43Alright, um...
00:25:47Got to get out of whatever the hell place this is.
00:25:50Got to get some rest.
00:25:51I suggest you do the same.
00:25:54Got a big week next week.
00:26:05I should be focused on the sale.
00:26:08All I can think about is her.
00:26:11Smells like pine.
00:26:13Whoa, Mama, that's strong.
00:26:24We have to stop the sale, Piper.
00:26:27Yeah, I know, and I'm working on it.
00:26:30You still love him, don't you?
00:26:32Holly, no, look, I...
00:26:34He's not the same guy that he used to be.
00:26:37I mean, look what he turned into.
00:26:38I mean, look what he turned into.
00:26:38Wes just texted me.
00:26:48I'm selling the mountain whether you like it or not.
00:26:52What an asshole.
00:26:54What are we gonna do?
00:26:56We can't let him sell.
00:27:00We need a plan.
00:27:02Maybe if I can get him to trust me, I can convince him not to sell them out.
00:27:12Here's the act.
00:27:13Where is she?
00:27:32You're late.
00:27:33I'd stop to get your coffee, sir.
00:27:39How'd you sleep?
00:27:45Fine.
00:27:46So what are we all doing out here in the cult?
00:27:48Oh, God, it's her.
00:27:57Pop sensation, Winter Taylor.
00:28:05Oh, God, it's her.
00:28:07Pop sensation, Winter Taylor.
00:28:09Santa came down the chimney last night.
00:28:16What a mess you made.
00:28:17He gave me a fry, Santa.
00:28:22Next time.
00:28:24Use a friend tour, Santa.
00:28:26Next time.
00:28:27Use a friend tour, Santa.
00:28:30Use a friend tour, Santa.
00:28:33Next time.
00:28:34Use a friend tour, Santa.
00:28:37Next time.
00:28:38Use a friend tour, Santa.
00:28:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:28:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:28:52Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:28:54It's like it came down between you and you last night.
00:28:57I love you.
00:28:59Wake up.
00:29:04Baby, I try to call you Sunday morning, but you don't answer it.
00:29:09Oh, yeah, no, I, uh, I lost my phone.
00:29:12It is a pleasure to have you in our quaint little town, Miss Taylor.
00:29:16Kiss it.
00:29:28Who's the country girl?
00:29:30Uh, Winter, this is Piper White.
00:29:34She's been helping me.
00:29:35Howdy.
00:29:38Hm.
00:29:40I'm gonna keep my eye on you, bitch.
00:29:43Bet on that, okay?
00:29:47Baby, can we get inside, please?
00:29:49It's cold and everyone looks warm.
00:29:52Sure, of course.
00:29:53Let's get you somewhere warm.
00:29:54Yeah.
00:29:54And, by the way, sir, don't forget we leave to London on Christmas Day to launch a new branch.
00:30:16Christmas Day?
00:30:16Well, you don't have choice, sir.
00:30:20Mr. Mandrake?
00:30:22Yes?
00:30:25So I've been thinking.
00:30:27You need all of the town official votes to build the ski resort.
00:30:31Yes.
00:30:31What better way to convince them than to hold a town meeting?
00:30:39Yes.
00:30:41A town meeting.
00:30:42That way, everyone will see how much money they're gonna make once that resort opens.
00:30:47We'll do snacks.
00:30:49We'll do coffee.
00:30:50That's a great idea, sir.
00:30:55And you'll mediate.
00:30:57Of course, Mr. Mandrake.
00:30:59Anything you need, I'm your girl.
00:31:04Good.
00:31:06Set it up.
00:31:07He's eating out of the palm of my hand.
00:31:10Maybe she's on my side after all.
00:31:21Get out of the palm!
00:31:23People, people.
00:31:24Please, please, please.
00:31:26Get out of here!
00:31:27Think of the money.
00:31:29Are you gonna do something to help?
00:31:33Get out!
00:31:36Are you gonna do something to help?
00:31:38Get out!
00:31:38Get out of here!
00:31:42We don't want you here!
00:31:44Get out!
00:31:46Okay, okay.
00:31:47Settle down, everyone.
00:31:50We're not gonna let you ruin our town, big men!
00:31:54Look, everyone, this isn't fair, okay?
00:31:57I think that we should at least hear them out.
00:32:00Let's just give them a shot.
00:32:02I think it might be nice to have a restaurant open past 6 p.m.
00:32:06And think of all the jobs.
00:32:08Actually, why don't we let our very own Hudson Falls, Wes Mandrake, take the floor?
00:32:19No!
00:32:21Get out of here!
00:32:24Don't they want you!
00:32:25Yes!
00:32:26Get out!
00:32:31Hello, everyone.
00:32:34I'm Wes Mandrake.
00:32:35Some of you may know me as I've grown up here, and...
00:32:39Hudson!
00:32:42Jesus Christ.
00:32:45Look, when it comes to the ski resort, I am not gonna let anything happen to Hudson...
00:32:49Hudson!
00:32:49Hudson!
00:32:50Hudson!
00:32:52What?
00:32:53Hudson!
00:32:53Hudson!
00:32:53Hudson!
00:32:53Hudson!
00:32:54Hudson!
00:32:54Hudson!
00:32:54Hudson!
00:32:54Hudson!
00:32:54Hudson!
00:32:54Hudson!
00:32:55Hudson!
00:32:55Hudson!
00:32:56Hudson!
00:32:57Hudson!
00:32:58Hudson!
00:32:59Hudson!
00:33:00Hudson!
00:33:01Hudson!
00:33:02Hudson!
00:33:03Hudson!
00:33:04Hudson!
00:33:05Hudson!
00:33:06The hell of me at Drake, till the ski resort would have done deal.
00:33:11Set me up in there.
00:33:27I was trying to help you.
00:33:29If this ski resort doesn't happen, I can't sell the mountain.
00:33:33Well, then we have to fix it.
00:33:41Are you screwing with me?
00:33:44Or do you really want to help?
00:33:49Why do I feel like I know her?
00:33:57Sir?
00:33:58Your mother called.
00:34:00She knows you're in town.
00:34:03Shit.
00:34:05Why don't you want to see your mother?
00:34:09You must know.
00:34:10It's because she still thinks I'm married.
00:34:13And I don't want to hurt her.
00:34:16Maybe he does have a heart.
00:34:19You know what? Fine.
00:34:21Tell her I'll be there.
00:34:22But track down my ex-wife's phone number.
00:34:24And if she doesn't completely hate me,
00:34:28tell her we're going to have to pretend again.
00:34:30I'll pay her whatever she wants.
00:34:33He'll pay me?
00:34:34Asshole.
00:34:35I guess it's finally time for him to find out who I am.
00:34:40Hi.
00:34:47You're, um...
00:34:49You're...
00:34:49Penelope?
00:34:50Yeah, yeah.
00:34:52Penelope, uh...
00:34:53Uh...
00:34:53Uh...
00:34:54Um...
00:34:59Listen.
00:35:01I have a question for you.
00:35:03It's going to sound really crazy,
00:35:05but just...
00:35:06You have to answer yes or no right away.
00:35:07Okay?
00:35:09Okay.
00:35:13Marry me.
00:35:19I'll give you five million dollars.
00:35:23You just have to answer right now.
00:35:24Hi, my dear.
00:35:37Oh, I missed you.
00:35:39Where's Wesley?
00:35:41Uh...
00:35:41I'm so happy to finally have you both home for Christmas.
00:35:47Yeah, me too, Mom.
00:35:54This is going to be interesting.
00:36:01Oh, uh...
00:36:02I think I'm going to go to the restroom.
00:36:04I'll be...
00:36:04Okay, sure.
00:36:05Sure.
00:36:06Sure.
00:36:06All right.
00:36:13I'm up.
00:36:14Wesley Mandrake.
00:36:18You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:36:22Listen, I know.
00:36:23I've just been busy.
00:36:26Busy?
00:36:28Oh, poor you.
00:36:30Too busy?
00:36:31To come home to visit your own mother?
00:36:34Only one.
00:36:36Who visits me is your wife.
00:36:38I know.
00:36:40Okay, there's a lot going on.
00:36:42Hold on.
00:36:45Okay, I have to take this.
00:36:47Oh, I'll be my guest.
00:36:50Sure.
00:36:54You just missed your husband.
00:36:57Fucking work.
00:36:59That's what I was with him.
00:37:01Don't I know it.
00:37:06All right.
00:37:13She here yet?
00:37:15Sure.
00:37:16She's here.
00:37:16She's right here.
00:37:21Where?
00:37:23Right here.
00:37:24This is the last one.
00:37:32I'm so sorry.
00:37:32I'm sorry.
00:37:33I'm sorry.
00:37:40What the fuck is going on?
00:37:42Uh, you know what?
00:37:49I think that our drinks are almost ready from the bar, so I'm going to go.
00:37:53I'm going to go get those.
00:37:54Bye.
00:37:54What the fuck?
00:38:01Done?
00:38:03Listen.
00:38:04There's, uh, there's an emergency with the pie out in London, Ma.
00:38:07Listen.
00:38:08I'm sorry.
00:38:09I will make it up to you, okay?
00:38:11Please.
00:38:13All right?
00:38:13I expect it.
00:38:15Please, it's Christmas.
00:38:17Sorry.
00:38:18Wesley!
00:38:23Here we go.
00:38:26Is he...
00:38:27Is he here?
00:38:31He's not fucking here.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:34Cheers.
00:38:34Cheers.
00:38:34I do.
00:38:45You may now kiss the bride.
00:38:57Yeah.
00:39:04You may now kiss the bride, but you may now kiss the bride, but you may kiss the bride, but you may kiss the bride, but you may kiss the bride, but you may kiss the bride, but you may kiss the bride, but you may kiss the bride, but you may kiss the bride, but you may kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride, but you kiss the bride,
00:39:34what's going on had to sweeten the deal now we've got the vote kid why didn't i know about this
00:39:47son it's time i take the lead on this one you just worry about waxing those skis
00:40:04what the hell am i doing
00:40:06what if this is a mistake
00:40:19they're impressive sir
00:40:31what the fuck
00:40:33all right come on guys five four three two one
00:40:42deck the halls with bells of holly fa la la la la la la
00:40:47tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la
00:40:51oh my god stop stop stop
00:40:53was that supposed to be singing sounds like a trash bag full of screaming rats
00:41:01my turn that
00:41:03hey they're just kids okay they're trying well maybe you're a bad teacher
00:41:08oh ladies let's take it easy you think that you can do better go ahead teach
00:41:15why teach
00:41:18why teach
00:41:20i can show
00:41:21deck the halls with bells the party
00:41:28la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
00:41:58honest to god you love it yeah it's um yeah it's really kill me i know right
00:42:11baby i need you to take me christmas shopping tomorrow tomorrow yeah i i can't i'm busy
00:42:19wes i need to go shopping tomorrow piper
00:42:32i need you to take a shopping tomorrow
00:42:37yeah no thanks uh piper what did we talk about
00:42:41so how's 10 o'clock good
00:42:58oh my god oh thank you
00:43:03thanks
00:43:08oh god there's nothing in this town
00:43:14hey you take a picture of me and wesley will you
00:43:18smile baby baby he was my husband a week ago come on
00:43:32thanks
00:43:48um sorry excuse me ladies
00:43:53uh
00:43:53yep hey better call becky with a good hair
00:44:04bitch what stay away from wes he's my boyfriend and we're getting married soon
00:44:15oh is that right twat oh yeah yeah and next time you try to ruin one of our dates i'm gonna slap
00:44:23the shit out of you you broke-ass gold digger you got it oh i would love to see you try
00:44:41oh i would love to see you try
00:44:43oh
00:44:51what is wrong with you
00:44:56get off of me what are you doing get off of me
00:45:03okay okay okay all right okay okay
00:45:06baby she attacked me she attacked me all right we need to get the hell out of here
00:45:15what the hell
00:45:18what i expect to upstairs in five minutes with my things
00:45:22wow she's quite the catch isn't she
00:45:33it's not like that
00:45:35then what's it like it's complicated it always is
00:45:41i
00:45:46piper
00:45:48piper
00:46:03hello
00:46:05uh penelope
00:46:07it's west mandrake
00:46:11don't hang up i just let me say i said that i'm not talking to you
00:46:36what did i just say i said that i'm not talking
00:46:41what's up
00:46:48me meet me for a drink
00:46:52no
00:46:53listen just come meet me for a drink
00:46:56and i'll never ask anything from you ever again
00:46:58one drink and you'll leave me alone one drink
00:47:05no
00:47:14I said one drink. Bye.
00:47:29Christmas. Drink with me.
00:47:31No, I can drink with you.
00:47:34Rich boy, I can do anything for you.
00:47:36Oh, okay. No, piss off. He's drinking with me.
00:47:40Bye.
00:47:41Yeah, no.
00:47:44Are you really going to sell the land?
00:47:52I'd be a fool not to.
00:47:54What if I told you I could get you $5 million for the land?
00:48:02What?
00:48:05Hudson Falls Town Doctor just has $5 million laying around.
00:48:11What if I told you I could get it?
00:48:14Unfortunately, it's worth a lot more than that.
00:48:21Well, it's nice to see you two back together for the holiday.
00:48:27What?
00:48:29You two. You and Mrs. Mandarick.
00:48:33Here is your check for $5 million.
00:48:36What are you, what are you talking, what is he talking about?
00:48:51Whoa!
00:48:52Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh.
00:48:54My God.
00:48:55Okay, thanks.
00:48:56Spill alert!
00:48:56I better get him cleaned up.
00:48:59It was so good to see you.
00:49:00Good to see you two.
00:49:01Take care, okay?
00:49:02Bye.
00:49:03Let's, let's...
00:49:04Yeah, thanks.
00:49:05What are you doing?
00:49:27What am I doing?
00:49:30Come on!
00:49:31Get in!
00:49:32Absolutely not.
00:49:34Okay.
00:49:36Come on.
00:49:56Come on!
00:49:57Okay, fuck it.
00:50:06Hell yeah, boy.
00:50:27Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:39Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:48Marie!
00:50:50Go back to the circus!
00:50:54You think that's cool?
00:50:55Look at her. She looks like a mutant.
00:51:01There's nothing wrong with the way she looks.
00:51:05Because you do?
00:51:25Something about you is irresistible.
00:51:33I could say the same about you, Mr. Mandrake.
00:51:37Where the hell am I?
00:51:47Okay, come on, guys. I want the lights hung.
00:52:03Hung above that, right there.
00:52:05What are you doing? I didn't say to move the tree that way.
00:52:11Go, take it, please.
00:52:17Listen, I'm sorry I got so drunk last night.
00:52:22I'm just stressed about this whole thing.
00:52:24By this whole thing, do you mean destroying our whole town?
00:52:27I'm not destroying anything.
00:52:30In fact, I'm going to make sure nothing happens to Hudson Falls.
00:52:33Mmm.
00:52:33You'll see.
00:52:34You'll see.
00:52:35I bet.
00:52:36Listen, did we, uh...
00:52:38Last night?
00:52:42Piper! Piper!
00:52:43You've got to get up that mountain.
00:52:45Right. Now.
00:52:46What's wrong?
00:52:48It's Holly.
00:52:49They're saying she's trying to stop the bulldozers.
00:52:51Come on, guys.
00:53:05Polly!
00:53:05Get out of here.
00:53:06Come on.
00:53:07Polly!
00:53:08Oh, about time.
00:53:10What the hell is going on here, Mandrake?
00:53:12Get this goddamn hippie out of here.
00:53:15Polly, what are you doing?
00:53:17If they try to take this cocksucker down,
00:53:19they'll have to go through me.
00:53:21We didn't talk about this.
00:53:27We need soiled samples.
00:53:29Geological shit you don't understand.
00:53:31Just get her the goddamn out of here.
00:53:35She has to go.
00:53:38You know what? No, Polly!
00:53:39Stay there!
00:53:41Get her out of here now!
00:53:44You're a liar.
00:53:45I'm...
00:53:47Piper, listen, I don't...
00:53:49You know what?
00:53:49Find somebody else to work for you.
00:53:51I quit!
00:53:53And you can find your own way home!
00:53:56Piper!
00:53:57Piper!
00:54:00You know these hippies?
00:54:02They don't trim their pubes.
00:54:06What does that have to do with anything?
00:54:08I don't know.
00:54:09You figure it out.
00:54:09Never let the party die!
00:54:13Oh, fuck.
00:54:19God bless everyone.
00:54:23Ew.
00:54:23Hello?
00:54:24Hello?
00:54:31Penelope, don't hang up.
00:54:33You have five seconds.
00:54:35Meet me for coffee.
00:54:36Please.
00:54:38No!
00:54:39I need to talk to you.
00:54:41Please.
00:54:44Fine.
00:54:45Whatever.
00:54:45I knew she wouldn't come.
00:55:09Well, here we go.
00:55:11What are you doing here?
00:55:30Wait.
00:55:31What are you doing here?
00:55:34I, uh...
00:55:41I wanted a coffee.
00:55:47Is that okay with you?
00:55:50Yeah.
00:55:51Yeah, no.
00:55:52Of course.
00:55:53I just...
00:55:54I thought...
00:55:55You thought what?
00:55:59Nothing.
00:56:03You look really pretty.
00:56:14What?
00:56:16Well, I waited long enough.
00:56:18I waited long enough.
00:56:25Go away.
00:56:31I'll leave you alone.
00:56:32Just one last favor.
00:56:34No.
00:56:35Please.
00:56:36Do you know where Penelope Mandrake lives?
00:56:39Why?
00:56:40Can you bring this to her
00:56:41and ask if she'll join me
00:56:42for the Christmas party tomorrow night?
00:56:44Why don't you bring it to her?
00:56:47Because she'd never accept it from me.
00:56:50I think she hates me.
00:56:52Ding, ding, ding.
00:56:53She does.
00:56:54Fine.
00:56:55Leave it here and get out.
00:57:25It's beautiful.
00:57:29I don't think Penelope would mind
00:57:31if I borrowed this for tonight.
00:57:40Hello?
00:57:41It's the season to be jolly.
00:58:00La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
00:58:09La la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
00:58:19Oh my god.
00:58:20It's Wes Mandrake.
00:58:21The hottest guy in Hudson Falls.
00:58:24Small coffee, please.
00:58:25He's coming over
00:58:35He's coming over
00:58:37Hi
00:58:43Hi
00:58:45What's your name?
00:58:50I'm Penelope
00:58:52Penelope
00:58:53I'm Wes
00:58:55Yeah, I know who you are
00:58:58Just
00:59:03Yeah, I know who you are
00:59:07Oh, oh, well...
00:59:20Uh, oh, well...
00:59:34Bye
00:59:36Bye
00:59:37What are you doing?
00:59:46This dress is not for you
00:59:47Yes, it is, you toolbox
00:59:51She wasn't home
00:59:52I didn't want to leave it outside
00:59:54I guess you do look pretty good
01:00:04Hudson Falls
01:00:09We want to thank you
01:00:11We want to thank you
01:00:11For your hospitality
01:00:12This Christmas season
01:00:15So, to show our gratitude
01:00:16We have a very special guest for you this evening
01:00:19Miss
01:00:19Winter
01:00:20Taylor
01:00:21Jesus Christ
01:00:29What the fuck now?
01:00:31What the fuck now?
01:00:35Santa
01:00:36Santa came down with Jamie last night
01:00:51What a mess you made
01:00:53He gave me a fry
01:00:55Santa
01:00:55Santa
01:00:56Hi
01:01:08Santa
01:01:09What a mess
01:01:09Next time
01:01:10Use the front door
01:01:12Santa
01:01:13He was a friend to us.
01:01:35That was...
01:01:37...interesting.
01:01:39That was just for you, baby.
01:01:44Yeah, it was really...
01:01:46It was, uh...
01:01:49Um...
01:01:50You know, what's that hat made of?
01:01:53Here, take that, please.
01:01:55And a bear, dum-dum.
01:01:59What is she doing here?
01:02:01Ah!
01:02:02Great for fallings, darling.
01:02:04Thanks, Daddy.
01:02:07Wait...
01:02:08You're...
01:02:09Related?
01:02:10She's my little girl.
01:02:12That explains a lot.
01:02:17Wait...
01:02:18Is Wes just being nice to her because of her father?
01:02:21Wes, uh...
01:02:22Can we have a talk, please?
01:02:23Thank you, yeah...
01:02:24Please, um...
01:02:25Ladies?
01:02:26I went by Wes's office today.
01:02:35He wasn't there.
01:02:37Do you know anything about that?
01:02:39Slut?
01:02:42Yup.
01:02:43He was with me.
01:02:44No.
01:02:45Whoops!
01:02:55Whoops!
01:02:59What is wrong with you?
01:03:01Whoa...
01:03:02What happened to your dress?
01:03:04Well, she just bumped into me.
01:03:06That is not true.
01:03:08Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
01:03:10Listen, folks, I have been waiting all week to make this announcement, so let's go.
01:03:17Starting this spring, Hank and his team at Calhoun Industries will be breaking ground on a state-of-the-art ski resort.
01:03:27Piper.
01:03:30Piper.
01:03:31Piper, wait.
01:03:32Piper!
01:03:34Wait...
01:03:37Are you ready to make more money than God?
01:03:41You and my little girl are about to be the biggest power couple this world has ever seen.
01:03:47You and my little girl are about to be the same.
01:03:55What?
01:03:56Stay at me!
01:03:58Piper!
01:04:00Piper!
01:04:10Dakota.
01:04:13Dakota, do not attack me right now.
01:04:15I know I said to attack me when I least want to be attacked, but...
01:04:19I mean it this time.
01:04:21Don't do it.
01:04:25God damn it.
01:04:33Why didn't you ever tell me?
01:04:37I don't know, I just...
01:04:39I always dreamt that maybe he would come back and...
01:04:43We would fall in love.
01:04:47It's so stupid. God, I'm so stupid.
01:04:49Hey!
01:04:51Hey!
01:04:52You're not stupid, baby, okay?
01:04:54My son is.
01:04:56Oh, gosh, he's so stupid for not seeing what he had.
01:04:59It's so angry.
01:05:09Um...
01:05:10I'm gonna go check on the turkey and get some more wine.
01:05:13Yeah.
01:05:14Right back.
01:05:15I'm up.
01:05:20I'm up.
01:05:22Wesley Mandrake.
01:05:28You're on my shit list.
01:05:30I hope you know that.
01:05:31I...
01:05:35Ma, I...
01:05:38I'm sorry.
01:05:39Alright?
01:05:44So...
01:05:46What's your wife?
01:05:50What?
01:05:52Your wife?
01:05:54How is she?
01:05:55I'm not sure.
01:06:00Hm.
01:06:02Yeah.
01:06:04I know.
01:06:19How do you know Piper?
01:06:25Piper?
01:06:27Piper?
01:06:29Piper who?
01:06:30It's Penelope.
01:06:32Your wife.
01:06:34Penelope Mandrake.
01:06:36Is Piper White?
01:06:38Wes?
01:06:40I don't know.
01:06:42I don't know.
01:06:44I don't know.
01:06:46How do you know Piper?
01:06:48Piper?
01:06:50Piper who?
01:06:51It's Penelope.
01:06:53Your wife.
01:06:55Piper.
01:06:57Piper.
01:07:00Penelope.
01:07:04I didn't know.
01:07:06Doesn't matter anymore.
01:07:15This whole time?
01:07:17If you would've came back, you would've actually gotten to know me.
01:07:20Listen, I had to go.
01:07:22I had to.
01:07:23Yeah, because you thought that you were better than Hudson Falls.
01:07:27No.
01:07:29No.
01:07:30Then what?
01:07:32I had to leave.
01:07:34Why?
01:07:36That night, those men were after me, Piper.
01:07:41What is he?
01:07:43Oh my God!
01:07:44My nose! He broke my nose!
01:07:45I had to leave.
01:07:46I didn't have a choice.
01:07:47The men that were after me, they weren't gonna stop.
01:07:48They were gonna keep coming and coming and coming to get me.
01:07:49And my father, he took a loan out in my name before he died.
01:07:54Bullshit!
01:07:55Bullshit!
01:07:56You left because you never cared about me.
01:07:57Is that what you think?
01:07:58You took pity on me.
01:07:59I protected you.
01:08:00I protected you.
01:08:01You're just like every other asshole that I've met.
01:08:02You're just like every other gold digger I've met.
01:08:03You don't know me.
01:08:04You were gone for the last five years!
01:08:05You just left me here!
01:08:06We had an agreement.
01:08:07What did you want me to do?
01:08:26I wanted you to call me!
01:08:30I wanted you to come see me!
01:08:36I wanted you to come see me!
01:08:38I wanted you to do anything!
01:08:40Anything that showed that you actually gave a fuck about me!
01:08:44I loved you!
01:08:47I still love you, I always have!
01:08:49Don't you get that?
01:08:53No.
01:08:55I just thought it was about the money for you.
01:08:59It was never about the money.
01:09:03I just wanted you.
01:09:06What do you want me to do?
01:09:16What do you want me to do?
01:09:20I want you to go.
01:09:22And I want you to get out.
01:09:23And I want you to never come back!
01:09:25You destroyed our town!
01:09:26You don't even care, you're heartless!
01:09:30I'm heartless?
01:09:31You want me to leave?
01:09:32Is that what you want?!
01:09:33You know what?
01:09:34Fine!
01:09:35Fine!
01:09:36Fine!
01:09:37I'll go back to Manhattan with my money.
01:09:38And my rich friends.
01:09:39And my fucking life.
01:09:40And you can stay right here.
01:09:41Just sit with all the other fucking losers.
01:09:43These poor fucks who won't amount to anything in their life.
01:09:49Go ahead!
01:09:50Knock yourself out!
01:09:51I hate you!
01:09:52I hate you!
01:09:53Get out!
01:09:54Get out!
01:09:55Get out!
01:09:56Get out!
01:09:57Get out!
01:09:58Go, I hate you!
01:10:11Get out Hawaii!
01:10:13I hate you!
01:10:14I hate you!
01:10:18Yep, get out!
01:10:21Come on...
01:10:23Go.
01:10:25Please...
01:10:26Hey.
01:10:27Merry Christmas.
01:10:32Wes.
01:10:33Wes.
01:10:35Please, honey, please stay.
01:10:37Stay.
01:10:37It's Christmas, okay?
01:10:39Mom, listen.
01:10:40I gotta go.
01:10:40I'll see you in the city for New Year's, okay?
01:10:43Honey, please.
01:10:45Just for once.
01:10:46No.
01:10:47I have to go.
01:10:48I'm sorry, Mom.
01:10:57Good job.
01:11:05Heels off.
01:11:08What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:14What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:17Pee-pee.
01:11:20Look at me.
01:11:21I am not your baby.
01:11:24I will never be with you, Winter.
01:11:27Daddy?
01:11:29Get back here.
01:11:30Get the fuck back here.
01:11:32Where to deal, you little shit?
01:11:36What was that?
01:11:49Do something!
01:11:50Do something!
01:11:57Cancel London.
01:12:02You take the chopper back to the city.
01:12:05I'll get my own ride.
01:12:06I need to be alone right now.
01:12:10Of course.
01:12:10Oh, and sir.
01:12:24Merry Christmas.
01:12:26Merry Christmas, Dakota.
01:12:27Yeah, real nice!
01:12:47Oh, and sir, I'll give you a thousand dollars.
01:13:09Christmas music off, I'll give you a thousand dollars.
01:13:11Merry Christmas.
01:13:23Merry Christmas.
01:13:23Merry Christmas.
01:13:23Merry Christmas.
01:13:24Oh, and then I'll give you a thousand dollars.
01:13:25I did it.
01:13:26You did it.
01:13:27I did it.
01:13:29I'm a hero!
01:13:30I'm a hero!
01:13:31Oh
01:14:01Merry Christmas baby
01:14:17Listen, why don't we open presents now
01:14:21And then I was thinking
01:14:22We take a plane to Portugal for New Year
01:14:24What do you think?
01:14:25What the hell are you doing?
01:14:31Wesley
01:14:33I'm warning you
01:14:36Careful
01:14:38I think you should leave my apartment
01:14:44Now
01:14:46Ow
01:14:58Why do you want me?
01:15:16Because
01:15:17Because you're crazy
01:15:19Because you can't force anybody into a relationship
01:15:23You can't force anybody to love you
01:15:25Because
01:15:28I love her
01:15:30What?
01:15:31I love her
01:15:32I love Piper
01:15:34And I always have
01:15:35What is it about that bitch, huh?
01:15:39I'm a good person too
01:15:41I don't need to do the orangutans
01:15:44I'm sorry I'm rich
01:15:46I'm sorry I don't live in the woods with dogs like a lesbian
01:15:50I deserve to be loved too
01:15:52I gotta go
01:15:55I don't want her
01:15:57No, no, no
01:15:58No, no, no
01:15:59No, no, no
01:16:00What am I supposed to do now?
01:16:09What am I supposed to do now, huh?
01:16:09where's piper i don't know who cares christmas time my dreams are dead
01:16:39i've
01:17:08you need to listen to me very carefully boy you sign this we all walk out of here
01:17:20if you don't it's going to be a very messy christmas for you piper you okay
01:17:27where's my mother she wouldn't shut the hell up so we've locked her in the basement
01:17:35let me out
01:17:37all right i'll sign and you'll let them go you have my word all you have to do is sign
01:17:55let me tell you nobody bucks hank calhoun except hank calhoun
01:18:14got what we need
01:18:18forget my mother
01:18:37you came back for me i'll leave you again
01:18:41no wes look out
01:18:53get an ambulance call an ambulance please
01:19:10jesus
01:19:12hiper hiper no
01:19:14baby what happened what happened get an ambulance call an ambulance please
01:19:23jesus
01:19:25hiper
01:19:28hiper look at me
01:19:30make up
01:19:31make up
01:19:33he's
01:19:34he's
01:19:34hiper
01:19:38hey wes
01:19:52great christmas
01:19:53great christmas
01:19:55cheers
01:19:56hey
01:20:09i'm really happy you decided to move back to town
01:20:13yeah
01:20:16me too
01:20:17i missed it here
01:20:19you all right
01:20:22yeah
01:20:24yeah
01:20:25just
01:20:26i wish she was here
01:20:28Oh, whoa.
01:20:58Oh, it's really coming down out there.
01:21:00Oh, sweetie, let me help you.
01:21:02Wait, wait, wait.
01:21:03I got it again.
01:21:03Oh!
01:21:04Sorry.
01:21:07Sorry I'm late.
01:21:09Mrs. Bell had her baby.
01:21:10A little boy.
01:21:11Oh.
01:21:11Nice.
01:21:12Good way.
01:21:28What was that for?
01:21:42Merry Christmas, Mrs. Mandrake.
01:21:45Merry Christmas, Mr. Mandrake.
01:21:47Merry Christmas, Mr. Mandrake.
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