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00:01:29Maybe next year. Things calmed down at work a little.
00:01:32That's what you said last year.
00:01:40You want to rip some lotion on my back?
00:01:43Maybe later. I don't want to get all these papers greasy.
00:01:51Alan, we have to be consistent.
00:01:53Successive approximations to the goal, remember?
00:01:56God, that language just turns me on.
00:01:58Okay, if you don't want to do it.
00:02:00No, I do. I do want to do it. It's just that book, you know?
00:02:04It just zaps all the spontaneity.
00:02:07The point is to get the spontaneity back.
00:02:11Obviously, we're not there yet.
00:02:16Look, I want this as much as you do.
00:02:20I want to get things back.
00:02:22No, I don't want to get things back.
00:02:24I want to make it better. Better than it's ever been.
00:02:28Okay.
00:02:31So?
00:02:34Let's get to work.
00:02:37Excuse me, where did you get that?
00:02:39This guy I work with at the museum gave it to me.
00:02:42We haven't gotten stoned since college.
00:02:45Mm-hmm.
00:02:47And it was the best sex we ever had.
00:02:49What about the kids?
00:02:50They're sound asleep.
00:02:51Don't answer that.
00:03:04It might be my morning meeting.
00:03:06Good morning meeting.
00:03:13Hello?
00:03:17Sure, hold on.
00:03:19It's for you.
00:03:20You want me to take a message?
00:03:21I better see who it is.
00:03:25Here she is.
00:03:29Hello.
00:03:31Oh, hi.
00:03:33Oh, no, that's okay.
00:03:36Yeah, I have the keys. Why?
00:03:37Marnie, you know, we're sure gonna miss you.
00:03:45Here you go.
00:03:47Oh, Alan.
00:03:49Marnie and I were just calculating your chances of beating me out of this VP slot.
00:03:53What do you think? Slim or none?
00:03:55With your warmth and charm, none.
00:03:58Yeah.
00:03:59Not to mention the quarter I just had.
00:04:01Bottom line says it all, pal.
00:04:06Oh, excuse me.
00:04:09Gee, I'm gonna miss Neil.
00:04:13I really will miss you.
00:04:22That's not exactly what I meant.
00:04:24You got the wrong impression.
00:04:29Listen.
00:04:31Wendy and I have been married for 12 years.
00:04:33You've been flirting with me all week.
00:04:36That's not exactly.
00:04:38I find you very attractive.
00:04:41So,
00:04:43do you want to come home with me?
00:04:48Yeah.
00:04:54Hey, wake up.
00:05:10You're home.
00:05:12What time is it?
00:05:13It's late.
00:05:15Sorry.
00:05:17We need to talk.
00:05:18What's wrong?
00:05:22I lied to you.
00:05:24There was no business dinner.
00:05:29You remember that Tempo's telling you about Marnie?
00:05:33Verna's replacement.
00:05:34I was at her apartment tonight.
00:05:43Just tell me.
00:05:45It was like I was someone else.
00:05:48She kissed me.
00:05:51We kissed.
00:05:53We kissed.
00:05:55It was wonderful.
00:05:57I'd be lying if I said it wasn't.
00:06:02Then it all just hit me.
00:06:03It was like you and Brooke and Daniel and the house and our whole lives together.
00:06:11It's like you're all in the room with me.
00:06:13And you made me realize what I was doing.
00:06:17I left.
00:06:23I left.
00:06:26I've just been driving around.
00:06:30Like to...
00:06:32My point is...
00:06:34Our marriage means more to me than I ever thought.
00:06:37It's everything.
00:06:39And we gotta do something.
00:06:40We gotta... anything.
00:06:42We gotta fix it.
00:06:45I don't wanna lose you.
00:06:47And I don't wanna lose the kids.
00:06:48I couldn't handle that.
00:07:11You're not alone in this, you know.
00:07:13What do you mean?
00:07:26Remember the pancake house?
00:07:28Where we used to take the kids last summer?
00:07:30The waiter there, Ryan.
00:07:33Sandy-haired, mid-twenties.
00:07:36What, you had an affair with him?
00:07:38No.
00:07:40But I thought about it.
00:07:43A lot.
00:07:45Whenever I made love with you, I fantasized about him.
00:07:52Really?
00:07:55Both times?
00:07:57It's not funny, Ellen.
00:08:00I know.
00:08:03Oh.
00:08:05I know.
00:08:06I started going for lunch alone there.
00:08:09Because I wanted them all to myself.
00:08:12That's not the way it should be.
00:08:15I don't want parts of my life that I can't share with you.
00:08:36You think the car will be okay down here?
00:08:38It will be fine, don't worry.
00:08:40We have not been down here in so long.
00:08:42We got some time to kill before we pick up the kids from school.
00:08:44I thought it would be fun.
00:08:46Well, we should find a thrift store and buy the kids a costume.
00:08:48Ah, what luck.
00:08:50Costumes.
00:08:51Yeah.
00:08:52It's not exactly what I had in mind.
00:08:54Take a chance.
00:08:56Live dangerous.
00:08:58Honey.
00:08:59So what?
00:09:00She hasn't had two kids.
00:09:03What do you suppose this is?
00:09:05What's your life?
00:09:06What do you suppose this is?
00:09:08What's your life?
00:09:09I have to have to do.
00:09:10I can't do that.
00:09:12You don't care.
00:09:13I can't do it.
00:09:15I can't do it.
00:09:16I can't do it.
00:09:18I can't do it.
00:09:19I can't do it.
00:09:21You don't care.
00:09:22I can't do it.
00:09:23What do you suppose this is?
00:09:30It's a Super V19 Autoflagellator.
00:09:34Guaranteed to give you years and years of erotic pleasure.
00:09:39Okay.
00:09:43Good.
00:09:47Thanks.
00:09:48What'd you buy?
00:09:50A swingers magazine?
00:09:52Are you kidding?
00:09:54What? They're all normal people. They're non-pros. They're like us.
00:09:57Oh, can you imagine soliciting total strangers?
00:10:01You're right. I'll take it back.
00:10:03Um, wait a minute.
00:10:06Couldn't hurt to look.
00:10:12Come on, Daniel. Come on.
00:10:14You know that thing we were talking about before you did hide it?
00:10:17I did. Don't worry.
00:10:18Is it my birthday present?
00:10:19You know, I wasn't serious.
00:10:23I have to admit, though, it is an intriguing thought.
00:10:27Because it's my birthday. Two weeks, you know.
00:10:30Huh? Is that a fact?
00:10:31Huh. Completely forgot.
00:10:34Oh!
00:10:39Come on. We're down to the T's. We don't have a single prospect here.
00:10:41Keep going.
00:10:45The Travises.
00:10:49Bill's always undressing you mentally on tennis court.
00:10:52I like them too much. I don't want to risk their friendship.
00:10:55What do you want to do with people we hate?
00:10:57How could I possibly face her at work the next day?
00:11:00Easy. Just say,
00:11:02Hi, Becky.
00:11:03You were incredible last night.
00:11:06Keep going.
00:11:10Okay.
00:11:11No.
00:11:12Oh!
00:11:13The Wakefields!
00:11:22You're kidding.
00:11:23That's everybody?
00:11:24It's everybody.
00:11:26I had the good sense to leave out family members.
00:11:28And, of course, the Bradleys with Neil's winning personality.
00:11:31Well, you two compete in enough areas enough already enough.
00:11:35Well, that's it, then.
00:11:37We don't know a single person we can do it with.
00:11:40And it's too scary calling on strangers.
00:11:43Well, still.
00:11:45It was fun fantasizing.
00:11:49You know.
00:11:52We could make up our own ad.
00:11:54We'd be in total control.
00:11:57We could get a P.O. box.
00:11:58And we could screen all the mail.
00:11:59You can't be serious.
00:12:02I could be.
00:12:05If you are.
00:12:18No, no.
00:12:19We're not using a picture in this ad.
00:12:21Yeah, but we'll need one eventually.
00:12:27Huh.
00:12:28This one.
00:12:30Couldn't you at least find one without the kids?
00:12:32We'll just cut them out.
00:12:35Just like that.
00:12:38Just like that.
00:12:41Okay.
00:12:43How about this?
00:12:44Curious but yellow?
00:12:46So are we.
00:12:47Happy but restless suburbanites.
00:12:49Suburbanites seek twin sparks to rekindle flame.
00:12:53Dirty minds, meticulously clean bodies.
00:12:57Expect the same of you or no go.
00:13:00What do you think?
00:13:01They sound perfect.
00:13:03They sound perfect.
00:13:03More and don't.
00:13:04The middle ones.
00:13:05Thirdly.
00:13:06Come on.
00:13:08Here it is.
00:13:09He's got the aim.
00:13:11Looking next.
00:13:11Time to listen.
00:13:14Pull me down.
00:13:17Hey.
00:13:19Oh.
00:13:20Now here we go.
00:13:22Put me down.
00:13:22Keep the same thing.
00:13:24Step two.
00:13:24Step two is sharp.
00:13:25Keep the same.
00:13:27And here's what happens.
00:13:28他 doesn't really look like it again.
00:13:29Keep the same thing.
00:13:30In the air.
00:13:31But well,
00:13:32Can you check on the kids?
00:13:39They're fine. Still doing homework.
00:13:42Anything interesting yet?
00:13:45These are the rejects.
00:13:48What's this?
00:13:51This is my rubber butt plug.
00:13:54That killed it for me, too.
00:13:57What about these two? They're gorgeous.
00:13:59They are.
00:14:00They're both men.
00:14:03Jesus.
00:14:04Oh, this is cute.
00:14:09Sorry about the out-of-season greetings,
00:14:11but we're fresh out of centerfolds.
00:14:13You two sound just wonderful.
00:14:15Send us a picture, give us a call.
00:14:17Let's explore the possibilities, love, and kisses,
00:14:19Jack and Louise.
00:14:23Keep her.
00:14:30Oh, this is Alan.
00:14:43This is Alan.
00:14:44hi who's calling hi this is Alan this is Alan this is Jack this is Jack hi look I'm not sure
00:15:05if we're supposed to use last names whatever you feel comfortable with Al did you get the picture
00:15:13yes we did and to be perfectly honest I haven't seen Louise this excited in a
00:15:18long time it's a good thing I'm not the jealous type listen uh Wendy and I we've
00:15:24never done anything like this before I assume you have just a few times so would
00:15:31tomorrow night be okay for you tomorrow Neil Bradley's already made his
00:15:36presentation the client is looking at his watch talking to a client is that Paul McGrew no how
00:15:48do you ever find anything in this mess so who's Neil Bradley some prick I work with uh-huh and
00:15:58who's Paul McGrew what are you writing a book hey I'm sorry look I'm just trying to get to
00:16:03know you better he owns a large hotel chain I'm the sales manager for Western Division for a food
00:16:11service company really I'm in sales too high-end audio and video stuff and my wife does a little
00:16:17modeling really my wife works for a children's museum part-time and we have two kids great okay
00:16:28listen there's a place downtown called the zebra lounge let's meet there tomorrow night say eight
00:16:32o'clock no strings attached okay okay bye
00:16:36I've been down in such a dark place
00:16:47I've been a fool and a fool
00:16:51just to please everybody who
00:16:55I said that they love me and I
00:16:57smacked out the food that I was too afraid to swallow
00:17:01I've been locked up in this attic
00:17:03still this lover of a brain
00:17:06and I've tried so hard to get the beautiful sun to shine
00:17:13yes I've tried so hard to break the cycle of pain
00:17:16into it baby
00:17:19do I hate
00:17:22Ellen, Wendy
00:17:23Hi
00:17:24I'm Jack
00:17:25This is my wife Louise, the most beautiful woman in the world
00:17:28Hello
00:17:29Oh, hi
00:17:31Make yourselves comfortable and Jack will order some drinks
00:17:34Tina, Louise and I will have the usual and for you
00:17:40A white label, please
00:17:42Let me guess
00:17:43On the rocks
00:17:44Yes
00:17:45The same
00:17:48Thank you
00:17:49I'm so glad you guys decided to get together with us
00:17:53We haven't decided, um, anything yet
00:17:58You know, your ad was the first one that we'd answered in several months
00:18:02I guess
00:18:04Well, I guess Louise and I are getting a little more discriminating
00:18:08I suppose we should be flattered
00:18:10I don't know
00:18:12Figured I'd put that out there
00:18:13Might be a bit more comforting
00:18:15It's lucky you found us first
00:18:17We are your first, right?
00:18:21Oh, yes
00:18:21Yeah, most definitely
00:18:24You know what I've learned from Louise?
00:18:28You just relax and let yourself go
00:18:31You can really have a lot of fun
00:18:33It's just that we've never done anything like this before
00:18:38Nothing's going to happen that you don't want to
00:18:40Oh
00:18:42Thank you
00:18:46You're welcome
00:18:46Okay
00:18:48A toast
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00:19:25are we crazy i think they're pretty normal considering do you like him i don't know
00:19:33i mean he's charming he's kind of intriguing
00:19:37how do you feel about her she's nice attractive very sexy yeah she's very sexy i like his eyes
00:19:50well it was nice meeting you two we're gonna pass oh i'm so disappointed
00:19:58no that's okay if that's your choice but we were having such a nice talk would you just
00:20:03please come finish your drinks sure
00:20:07you know baby i wish it would have been that easy for us to fix our little flame problem
00:20:16you're not having affairs yet are you no no not quite no it's problems like that in
00:20:24a marriage that are difficult to solve have you guys read any self-help books or done
00:20:29any counseling we haven't had much luck with them look we really appreciate your concern
00:20:34but well we're just not ready for this you know alan sometimes it's not such a good idea
00:20:46to wait until you feel like you're ready i know for louise and i well it felt like we were
00:20:53running out of time
00:21:00you know um if we were to do this how's it gonna work how would it work hypothetically of course our
00:21:15house is out of the question with the kids and all ours too we have painters coming in why don't you
00:21:20guys leave it up to us hypothetically
00:21:24yeah uh how does this sound whatever we do we do it together when one of us wants to stop
00:21:43we both stop no questions asked and we'll never do anything that might hurt the kids
00:21:48couldn't have put it better myself you want me to sign it now your words good enough for me
00:21:55look if this doesn't feel right we'll just cut it short and come home
00:22:08right
00:22:16do you think we're dressed right i don't know never dressed for an orangey before
00:22:32wow mom you look beautiful thank you you too daddy and thanks works for them okay listen you guys i
00:22:41want you to do everything nancy asks you to do okay i promise there'll be something in it for you
00:22:45wow that's the biggest car i've ever seen
00:22:51hi
00:22:52who are those people they're some friends
00:22:56they're going on here but hurry up before they bring out the whole neighborhood
00:22:59see ya bye mommy bye daddy bye
00:23:02wow glass of champagne to the first person who can guess what louise is doing to me right now
00:23:13kidding didn't think you go to such an expense no trouble at all a friend of mine owns the car
00:23:19hmm so how's the painting going what's that you said you're getting your house painted oh no we just
00:23:30say that jack and i like to keep our home private oh no we should be part of that well you guys aren't
00:23:37in a hurry to get home are you our sir can stay the night if we ask her to good perfect
00:23:44perfect so al is it right if i call you al excuse me forget it um would you like to trade seats with
00:23:54me because although louise and i don't look like it we're sitting over here feeling a little bit like
00:24:03a senate subcommittee know what i mean sure great yeah okay so how do we look
00:24:14fabulous i would say you're the second sexiest couple in the car
00:24:20you look like you had a tough day at the office
00:24:24actually i did alan's up for a vice presidency and he's got some pretty tough competition
00:24:29ah yes neil bradley little prick
00:24:36a little tense
00:24:44you don't like champagne uh no it's the bubbles honey
00:24:56yes can we get wendy some white label sure here
00:25:00you don't like champagne uh dilemma oh here i'll take this thank you
00:25:11a toast let's have some fun have fun
00:25:30you
00:25:41you
00:25:43you
00:25:43you
00:25:45Come, let me show you the view.
00:26:15Don't worry, she's in good hands.
00:26:41Come, let me show you the view.
00:27:07Come, let me show you the view.
00:27:23Come, let me show you the view.
00:27:35Come, let me show you the view.
00:27:47Come, let me show you the view.
00:27:59Come, let me show you the view.
00:28:15Come, let me show you the view.
00:28:37Come, let me show you the view.
00:28:49Come, let me show you the view.
00:28:51Hey, no, no, no.
00:28:53Great, yeah.
00:28:55Hi, you have reached the bar next.
00:28:57Please leave a message after the beep.
00:28:59Hey, it's Jack here.
00:29:03Where have you two been hiding?
00:29:05Louise and I would love to see you two again.
00:29:09I didn't even turn your last call.
00:29:11I never got around to it.
00:29:13Well, honey, you're not trying to string them along, are you?
00:29:15No, I'm just not comfortable with discussing, that's all.
00:29:19Tell them that we had a really good time and we appreciate their concern, but we don't need them anymore.
00:29:27They take it too personally.
00:29:29Yes.
00:29:30Well, then just tell them that it doesn't fit into our lifestyle.
00:29:33I'm sure they can understand that.
00:29:35Okay, I can do that.
00:29:37I'll call them.
00:29:38Good.
00:29:39Good.
00:29:40Yes.
00:29:44What?
00:29:45They were incredible though, weren't they?
00:29:47Yeah, they were.
00:29:49It's our way.
00:30:05One, two, three, go!
00:30:10Perfect!
00:30:12Thank you!
00:30:15Are you about finished with that thing?
00:30:20The ice cream's melting.
00:30:21How come you scooped it out so soon?
00:30:23Wendy asked me to.
00:30:24Here, Mom, let's cut this cake.
00:30:26Hello!
00:30:27Hi!
00:30:28Hey, everybody.
00:30:29Sorry we're late.
00:30:30Oh, what a great place to have a party.
00:30:32Jack, Louise.
00:30:37Everybody, this is Jack and Louise.
00:30:40Hi.
00:30:41Hi.
00:30:42Friends, and this is, uh, Wendy's mom.
00:30:44Oh!
00:30:47Hey, Jack.
00:30:48Candace.
00:30:49Nice to meet you.
00:30:50And this must be the birthday boy.
00:30:52Oh!
00:30:53Is it for me?
00:30:55No, it's for me.
00:30:57Happy birthday, Daniel!
00:31:02Y'all.
00:31:03From Aunt Louise and Uncle Jack.
00:31:05Yeah.
00:31:06What are you, you have fun with us?
00:31:07Are you saying they're aunt and uncle?
00:31:09Honey, they're just trying to be friendly.
00:31:10Be polite, okay?
00:31:11So, is anybody gonna give us some cake?
00:31:13Of course, yes.
00:31:14Have some cake.
00:31:15You could have a smaller piece?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Thanks.
00:31:18I'm gonna eat pork and...
00:31:22Maybe a napkin?
00:31:23Yeah.
00:31:24Oh, would you like to have some?
00:31:26We'll get her, Ellen.
00:31:27Okay.
00:31:28I got it.
00:31:29Thanks, Belle.
00:31:30Who wants to see Uncle Jack juggle?
00:31:32Me!
00:31:33Check it out.
00:31:34Hi, Uncle Jack!
00:31:35You're doing great, honey.
00:31:37Thank you, baby.
00:31:38You know, Alan, if I hadn't called your secretary,
00:31:40I never would have known about this party.
00:31:42Huh?
00:31:43Huh?
00:31:46Ta-da!
00:31:51Everybody loves Jack.
00:31:53Why don't you find him attractive?
00:31:54Because I find your husband, Ken, very good-looking.
00:32:02Ken?
00:32:03Get the kids.
00:32:04It's time to go.
00:32:05One hand.
00:32:07Huh?
00:32:08Sorry.
00:32:09Maybe I can try behind the back.
00:32:10Ready?
00:32:11Ta-da!
00:32:12I could kill your secretary.
00:32:18Well, you were the one that asked her to give out the directions.
00:32:21Yes, to invited guests.
00:32:23And what was she supposed to do? Interrogate every caller?
00:32:26I got a present, too, from Aunt Louise.
00:32:29It's my own birthday present.
00:32:33A bracelet?
00:32:37It's nice, honey.
00:32:38It's really nice.
00:32:39Yeah, I know.
00:32:40I'll...
00:32:41I'll call you on Tuesday.
00:32:42Yeah.
00:32:43Congratulations.
00:32:44What for?
00:32:45We're finally getting our shots with Paul McGrew.
00:32:46No kidding.
00:32:47All my faxes and nuisance calls must have paid off.
00:32:49Apparently so.
00:32:50His office called.
00:32:51He wants to play tennis this afternoon.
00:32:52We've got a court for one o'clock.
00:32:53Oh, yes!
00:32:54Alan.
00:32:55This is our big chance.
00:32:56When he gets here, you introduce us.
00:32:57I'll take it from there.
00:32:58That's gonna be a little hard.
00:32:59I don't even know what he looks like.
00:33:00I've never met him before.
00:33:01Well, that must be him right there.
00:33:02Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:33:03No kidding.
00:33:04No kidding.
00:33:05All my faxes and nuisance calls must have paid off.
00:33:06Apparently so.
00:33:07His office called.
00:33:08He wants to play tennis this afternoon.
00:33:09We've got a court for one o'clock.
00:33:10Oh, yes!
00:33:11Alan.
00:33:12This is our big chance.
00:33:18When he gets here, you introduce us.
00:33:20I'll take it from there.
00:33:21That's gonna be a little hard.
00:33:23I don't even know what he looks like.
00:33:24I've never met him before.
00:33:25Well, that must be him right there.
00:33:27Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:33:30No.
00:33:31Alan, good to see you.
00:33:32And you must be the big boss.
00:33:37But you said you didn't know what he looks like.
00:33:38I don't know what he looks like.
00:33:40That's somebody else.
00:33:41Friend.
00:33:42Sort of.
00:33:43Hey, fellas.
00:33:44I'm Jack Bauer.
00:33:46Got him first.
00:33:47Great to see you, Adam.
00:33:48Hey, Alan.
00:33:49Hey, Jack.
00:33:50Oh, yeah, I think our fourth's running a little late.
00:33:51Excuse me?
00:33:52Paul McGrew, it's why you're here, isn't it?
00:33:54Um, yes, but...
00:33:55Jack!
00:33:56Buddy!
00:33:57I love this guy.
00:33:58Hey.
00:33:59Hey, Paul.
00:34:00How are you?
00:34:01Good to see you.
00:34:02Hi, Paul McGrew.
00:34:03Adam Frazier.
00:34:04Hi, Adam.
00:34:05Alan Barnett.
00:34:06Oh, and finally.
00:34:07Yeah.
00:34:08Jack here tells me you're gonna make me an offer I can't refuse.
00:34:09We're sure gonna try.
00:34:10Well, if it's anywhere near as good as a deal he cut for me,
00:34:12we're gonna be in business.
00:34:13Let's get to it.
00:34:14So, Paul's company commissioned my company to do his whole chain.
00:34:20Monitors, speakers, everything.
00:34:23Big screen TVs, wireless speakers, and all the bars.
00:34:27It is going to be sensational.
00:34:28All right, now don't hurt him, Alan.
00:34:30Get you next time, Bauer.
00:34:31Anytime, Paul.
00:34:33Thanks.
00:34:34Good game.
00:34:35Take it easy, Paul.
00:34:36See you at the office.
00:34:37And I enjoyed it.
00:34:38I gotta do that more.
00:34:39He likes you already, I can tell.
00:34:40How did you do this?
00:34:41It was easy.
00:34:42Just closed him with a great deal.
00:34:44Just like that?
00:34:45Oh.
00:34:46It's all in the technique.
00:34:47FBQS.
00:34:48What?
00:34:49Friendly, persistent, questioning, stare.
00:35:02You know when you get to that critical moment in a transaction.
00:35:07Right.
00:35:08Friendly, persistent, questioning, stare.
00:35:13You know when you get to that critical moment in a transaction.
00:35:17Right.
00:35:17This is what I do.
00:35:26Is that good or what?
00:35:30You didn't tell him about us.
00:35:33Of course not.
00:35:34This is business, buddy.
00:35:36Come on, let's butt.
00:35:37Let's butt.
00:35:38Jack could sell circles around me.
00:35:52Well, what did he do it for?
00:35:55A commission?
00:35:57A finder's fee?
00:35:58To get what he wants.
00:36:00Which is...
00:36:04Us.
00:36:05Alan, I thought we said we wouldn't do that anymore.
00:36:11I know.
00:36:14But it was a huge favor he did.
00:36:17I mean...
00:36:18I may get the promotion.
00:36:20Could be a big bonus.
00:36:23Seems rude not to...
00:36:24That's ridiculous.
00:36:30That's ridiculous.
00:36:31I'm sorry.
00:36:32Forget it.
00:36:34Forget it.
00:36:35Okay, but is that...
00:36:36I mean, is that what you want?
00:36:40Do you want to do it again?
00:36:44Do you?
00:36:44Do you?
00:36:44Do you want her again, don't you?
00:36:54I still have a great ass, you know.
00:36:58I have a great ass, too.
00:37:00I could get jealous tonight.
00:37:04I'm hoping you do.
00:37:05Really?
00:37:08Well, two can play that game.
00:37:10Give us a kiss.
00:37:19Hello, Barnett.
00:37:23We missed you.
00:37:24We've been looking forward to this.
00:37:31You look amazing.
00:37:34I got my hair done.
00:37:36Hi.
00:37:37Hello.
00:37:39You're looking pretty smooth yourself there, Alan.
00:37:41Why, thank you.
00:37:42I actually shaved.
00:37:44What do you think?
00:37:45This is awesome.
00:37:47Should have worn a toga.
00:37:49You won't be needing one.
00:37:50Come on.
00:37:58I thought we'd try something a little different tonight.
00:38:01You guys ever done ecstasy?
00:38:03I took a quaalude once in college.
00:38:06Oh, they've made some amazing advances on the recreational drug front.
00:38:20I'm up for it.
00:38:28Pretty cool.
00:38:29Looks nice.
00:38:37You've never done this?
00:38:39No.
00:38:40Wow.
00:39:04Wow.
00:39:05Wow.
00:39:09To good friends, to good business.
00:39:39Have you ever been with a woman before?
00:40:09Why don't you ever help me?
00:40:22About last night.
00:40:23Let's not talk about it, okay?
00:40:25It's open.
00:40:27I'm gonna get the kids.
00:40:33So are you ready to face the food, smart guys?
00:40:35I wouldn't worry about me, Alan.
00:40:37You know, it was supposed to be my account.
00:40:40Fraser must really want it, sending the both of us.
00:40:42If Adam really wanted it, he'd have sent just me.
00:40:45Hey, guys.
00:40:48Neil Bradley, right?
00:40:49Yeah.
00:40:50Great suit. Jack Bauer, how are you?
00:40:52Hi.
00:40:53Alan's told me all about you.
00:40:56See you at the meeting, Neil.
00:40:58Right.
00:41:00You take care now.
00:41:04You don't call anymore?
00:41:05Why, is that why you came?
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:09I've been kind of swamped at work.
00:41:11Oh.
00:41:12Well, listen, buddy.
00:41:14Louie just rarely misses you.
00:41:17You know what I'm saying?
00:41:18We have to do busy, I understand.
00:41:20Can't make it tonight.
00:41:21Let's try for tomorrow night.
00:41:23So...
00:41:23Brooke's recitaled tomorrow.
00:41:26I'll check my calendar.
00:41:29If I didn't know any better, I'd think you're trying to avoid us!
00:41:32Okay.
00:41:38Okay.
00:41:40Next week, how about a show, dinner, whatever you want.
00:41:44Great.
00:41:45See how easy that was.
00:41:48Call me.
00:41:49Promise?
00:41:50I promise.
00:41:53See you soon.
00:41:54Well, thank you very much for your presentation.
00:42:02We've obviously put a lot of work into it.
00:42:05We'll think about it and, uh, get back to you.
00:42:10Okay.
00:42:11Hank, with all due respect, there is nothing to think about.
00:42:16The fact is, we all know there isn't anyone else in this industry who can match our quality, service, or price.
00:42:25So, what do you say?
00:42:34Whew, what a day.
00:42:35Get promoted in the morning, close a deal the same night.
00:42:38Promoted?
00:42:39What the hell are you talking about?
00:42:40Didn't Adam tell you?
00:42:41He picked me.
00:42:42No, he didn't tell me.
00:42:43Well, you know, he probably didn't want you to get bent out of shape and fuck up this deal.
00:42:46Fuck it up?
00:42:48I closed it, you piece of shit!
00:42:52Yeah.
00:42:53Uh, we'll bring it up in your review.
00:43:00See you tomorrow, pal.
00:43:13You coming?
00:43:17You coming?
00:43:17You coming?
00:43:17You coming?
00:43:17You coming?
00:43:17You coming?
00:43:18You coming?
00:43:19You coming?
00:43:20You coming?
00:43:21You coming?
00:43:22You coming?
00:43:23You coming?
00:43:24You coming?
00:43:25You coming?
00:43:26You coming?
00:43:27You coming?
00:43:28You coming?
00:43:29You coming?
00:43:30You coming?
00:43:31You coming?
00:43:32You coming?
00:43:33You coming?
00:43:34You coming?
00:43:35You coming?
00:43:36You coming?
00:43:37You coming?
00:43:38You coming?
00:43:39You coming?
00:43:40You coming?
00:43:41You coming?
00:43:42You coming?
00:43:43No way
00:44:01Louise, I can't do this
00:44:04Wendy and I, we're not
00:44:05You'll never have this with your wife
00:44:13The bedroom and daddy had to work late
00:44:18Where have you been?
00:44:24Who are you talking to?
00:44:25Grandma, mom's in a bad mood
00:44:27Like what else is new?
00:44:35Hey Margaret
00:44:36Yeah, I just walked in
00:44:38Look, whatever she's upset about
00:44:40I'll take care of
00:44:41Yeah
00:44:43Okay, don't worry about it
00:44:46I'll call you
00:44:47We're not the right kind of people, Ellen
00:44:52Whatever made us think we could do this
00:44:55We've made some mistakes
00:44:57But they're in the past
00:44:58It's behind us, it's done
00:45:00Everything is okay, really
00:45:02It's gonna be okay, really
00:45:05What happened to your left?
00:45:11I banged it
00:45:12Getting in the car
00:45:13It's nothing
00:45:15Promise me that we'll never see them again
00:45:19I promise
00:45:24I swear to God
00:45:28I swear to God
00:45:30Are you wearing a new cologne?
00:45:37No
00:45:37No, it must be that soap
00:45:39I mean, you're right
00:45:41You're right, you know
00:45:43We ought to get things back on track
00:45:45What do you want to do?
00:45:49Just something
00:45:51Normal
00:45:54Can I answer the phone?
00:46:10Hello
00:46:10Oh my God
00:46:14The meeting broke up around 10, 15
00:46:18Last time I saw Neil
00:46:19He was in the lobby
00:46:20And he was heading for the elevator
00:46:21Then you didn't leave together?
00:46:23No
00:46:23I went to the men's room
00:46:25We'd take separate cars
00:46:28So, was it a mugging?
00:46:32What happened?
00:46:34He was beaten to death
00:46:34They think a pipe or a lug wrench or something
00:46:37Jesus
00:46:39After you left the men's room
00:46:43What did you do?
00:46:47I went to the parking garage
00:46:49Got in my car
00:46:50Did you notice anything unusual in the garage?
00:46:54No
00:46:54Just got in my car and left
00:46:55Parking attendance records
00:46:58Show that you left the garage at 10.44
00:47:00Wait a minute
00:47:02Is Alan a suspect here?
00:47:03Honey
00:47:03Some of the night staff
00:47:04Said that you and Mr. Bradley
00:47:06Had an argument in the lobby
00:47:08You know, at 10.20
00:47:09Well, it wasn't really an argument
00:47:11We were discussing a business deal
00:47:12I'm just trying to
00:47:14Establish a timeline
00:47:15Detective
00:47:16If you think Alan had anything to do with this
00:47:18He is the straightest
00:47:20Most law-abiding citizen
00:47:22In the world
00:47:23As of now
00:47:24We don't have any suspects
00:47:25So
00:47:30Are we through?
00:47:32Sure
00:47:33I know where I can find you
00:47:35Sorry to bother you both so late
00:47:36Oh
00:47:38What happened to your lip?
00:47:40Oh, I banged it
00:47:41On the car door
00:47:42I'm real close
00:47:43Sometimes
00:47:44I'm still hungry
00:47:55I know
00:47:56Let's make some cookies
00:47:58We haven't done that in a long time
00:47:59Chocolate chip
00:48:00Peanut butter
00:48:01I like peanut butter
00:48:02What do you think, Dad?
00:48:04Huh?
00:48:04Oh, I'm sorry
00:48:05Whatever
00:48:06Uncle Jack!
00:48:13We just had pizza!
00:48:15Hey, right on
00:48:16Right here
00:48:16Where's Aunt Louise?
00:48:18She's at home
00:48:19But she told me to give you a big hug
00:48:20Now you guys run in there and see
00:48:23I brought you a big surprise
00:48:24Oh, boy!
00:48:28Went for pizza, huh?
00:48:29Yeah
00:48:29How'd you get in?
00:48:32Oh
00:48:32Everybody always leaves a key
00:48:34Right under their potted plant
00:48:36Mom!
00:48:38Dad!
00:48:38Come see what Uncle Jack bought us!
00:48:40Wow, they're almost life-sized
00:48:46This is awesome
00:48:47We asked for one of these for Christmas the last two years
00:48:52But Mom and Dad said we couldn't afford it
00:48:54Thanks, Uncle Jack!
00:48:57He's not your Uncle Dan
00:48:58Why don't you take your brother outside?
00:49:01Oh, do we have to?
00:49:03Let's go
00:49:04Well, I hope you like where I put it
00:49:13I went through the whole house
00:49:15And this seemed like the best spot
00:49:16Coming to you right to the point
00:49:17Can't accept the TV
00:49:21You have to take it back
00:49:22And
00:49:23We really resent you breaking into our house
00:49:26Can you get out of my chair, please?
00:49:31I don't understand
00:49:32I was just trying to surprise you guys
00:49:36Alan and I don't want to see you or Louise anymore
00:49:39It's not right for us
00:49:40And frankly
00:49:41We wish we'd never gotten into it
00:49:43Well, that's too bad
00:49:45Louise and I always saw this as a long-term relationship
00:49:48Well
00:49:48It's not gonna work out
00:49:50Well, hang on, guys
00:49:52I mean, what happened here?
00:49:53It's just a TV
00:49:54Listen
00:49:55Louise and I have been playing the field for a long time
00:49:59We've had a lot of fun
00:50:00But that's not so safe to do anymore
00:50:02I mean, we had always hoped that we would meet a nice couple
00:50:06So that we could all just settle down
00:50:09Jack
00:50:09You guys gotta realize we are totally committed to you
00:50:12We're not interested
00:50:13You gotta find somebody else
00:50:15So
00:50:16In the meantime
00:50:17Get your TV
00:50:19Take it out of here
00:50:21And then we can all go on with our lives
00:50:23You make it all sound so simple, Al
00:50:26It is, Jack
00:50:28No, it's not, Wendy
00:50:29You see
00:50:31Underneath it all
00:50:33Louise and I, we want the same things that you guys do
00:50:37Nice house
00:50:38Family
00:50:39Friends
00:50:40You've really opened our eyes
00:50:42Jack
00:50:43I'm sorry
00:50:44But this
00:50:44This is not our problem
00:50:46I was really looking forward to spending some more time with you
00:50:55Since you got the promotion
00:50:56You got that promotion?
00:50:59Yeah
00:50:59I, uh
00:51:00I was next in line
00:51:01He deserved it
00:51:02Too bad what happened to Neil
00:51:04I think it's time you
00:51:15Go
00:51:16Yeah
00:51:19You're probably right
00:51:23You bastard
00:51:30Turn it off
00:51:33It's a gift
00:51:34For your eyes only
00:51:35I'm not going to show anyone else
00:51:36You won't believe this
00:51:37Give me the control
00:51:39Quick here
00:51:43See what we got
00:51:44Come on guys
00:52:06Let's go outside
00:52:07You think Jack killed Neil, don't you?
00:52:30No
00:52:32I don't know
00:52:39What do you think?
00:52:46I think we don't know a damn thing about either one of them
00:52:50Adam, I've been thinking about this vice presidency and it...
00:53:08It doesn't feel right
00:53:22Alan, just relax
00:53:23You've earned it
00:53:24Now we all feel bad about Neil
00:53:25But what happened to him
00:53:26But what happened to him wasn't your fault
00:53:27Every dog has his day
00:53:28This is yours
00:53:29Jack!
00:53:30Hey
00:53:30How are you?
00:53:31Good Adam, nice to see you
00:53:32Congratulations on the promotion, Alan
00:53:34What are you doing here?
00:53:36I was just going to tell you about this
00:53:37Jack is outfitting us with a closed circuit video surveillance system
00:53:41Offices, warehouses, parking lots
00:53:44He's going to make sure that our employees are safe from now on
00:53:47Because there's nothing more important than safe employees
00:53:49That's right
00:53:50I'll get those figures from you later, Jack
00:53:51You take care now
00:53:52Well, everything's falling right into place
00:53:57I got work to do
00:54:01Alan
00:54:05You know how much we love you guys, right?
00:54:15Do me a favor
00:54:16Tell Wendy to call off the investigation
00:54:19What the hell are you talking about?
00:54:24Call her
00:54:25Ask her what she's been doing all day
00:54:27Fuck
00:54:31Bernard
00:54:31I'm sorry
00:54:34I'm sorry
00:54:35That detective called
00:54:37He wants to talk to you again
00:54:38Thank you
00:54:40This guy at the bar said that
00:55:00Jack put a man's head through a window
00:55:02And Louise just laughed
00:55:03People have fights in bars
00:55:07The guy was Louise's first husband
00:55:11I found out at the library that he was killed in a skiing accident a month later
00:55:17So...
00:55:19There were no witnesses
00:55:22That was a really dumb thing going down to that bar or by yourself
00:55:31Well, too bad
00:55:32The point is, I think we have to tell the police
00:55:35What?
00:55:35Tell them what?
00:55:36The couple that we've been swinging with aren't the upright citizens that we thought they were?
00:55:40Because if we tell the police, everything's gonna come out
00:55:42All there is to do is to put as much distance between us and them as possible
00:55:47Did you see me?
00:55:54Did you see what I did?
00:55:56I'm sorry, champ, what happened?
00:55:58I just scored the winning goal
00:56:00Oh, God
00:56:01Excuse me
00:56:02Daniel?
00:56:04Daniel?
00:56:12I got it
00:56:12I got it
00:56:13I got it
00:56:15I got it
00:56:16Cover that with the light
00:56:17I got it
00:56:20I got it
00:56:26Hello?
00:56:27A bottle of brandy for the new neighbors?
00:56:55Hi, neighbors.
00:57:00No, you're not.
00:57:01I love the suburbs.
00:57:03Look who's here!
00:57:05Oh, hi.
00:57:07So, what do you think?
00:57:09Okay, you've made your point.
00:57:12This isn't gonna change anything.
00:57:16Cause we're not like you.
00:57:18And we never will be.
00:57:20What has happened to you two?
00:57:22I mean, didn't we make your lives more exciting?
00:57:24Isn't that what you wanted?
00:57:26I mean, all we wanted to do was be close to you.
00:57:29Just stay away from us.
00:57:31You better straighten her out, Alan.
00:57:33Everything's fine over here!
00:57:37This doesn't need to be complicated!
00:57:48I spoke to a couple of agents today.
00:57:52The real estate market's still in the dumper.
00:57:54Our house is upside down.
00:57:57What's that supposed to mean?
00:57:59It means that we...
00:58:04It means that we owe more money on our loan than the house is worth.
00:58:09You still wanna sell?
00:58:11Of course.
00:58:12What do you think?
00:58:13I don't understand why you want to sell this house.
00:58:17It's an awful thing to do to the kids.
00:58:20Let them change schools, leave their friends.
00:58:23There are other factors involved, Mother.
00:58:26Is there something wrong between you and Alan?
00:58:28No!
00:58:29I mean, no.
00:58:30Why would you ask such a thing?
00:58:32Well...
00:58:35It's just that...
00:58:39Oh, dear.
00:58:47It's just that Brooke asked me today if anything happened to you or her father,
00:58:53could she and Daniel come and live with me?
00:58:55Now, why would she say a thing like that?
00:58:57I don't know, Mother.
00:58:58She's a kid.
00:58:59They say strange things.
00:59:01Oh, isn't that the fellow that came to Daniel's birthday party?
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:11A strange couple.
00:59:14Yes.
00:59:15And, Mother.
00:59:16I didn't know they were your neighbors.
00:59:18Do we have dessert in front of the TV?
00:59:20Too bad we can't watch it on our big screen.
00:59:23You have a big screen TV?
00:59:26We used to have one.
00:59:28But Mom broke it.
00:59:31Oh, too bad, huh?
00:59:32Who wants ice cream with their pie?
00:59:33Me!
00:59:34I want to hear more about this television.
00:59:35Mom!
00:59:36It was a present from Uncle Jack and Aunt Louise.
00:59:38Hello?
00:59:39Mom smashed it on purpose.
00:59:42Yeah.
00:59:43Just a second.
00:59:44It's for you, Dad!
00:59:45It's a detective!
00:59:47Oh, boy.
00:59:48Let's have our pie in the other room.
00:59:49Hello?
00:59:50Uh...
00:59:51No.
00:59:52Look.
00:59:53I've already told you everything I know.
00:59:55No.
00:59:56I'm with my family.
00:59:58No.
00:59:59Monday I can.
01:00:00I have meetings all day.
01:00:02Tuesday?
01:00:0410am.
01:00:05Sure.
01:00:06Okay.
01:00:34Hi.
01:00:35How was your day?
01:00:36I couldn't get anything done.
01:00:37I can't stop thinking about this meeting with that cop tomorrow.
01:00:50Well, you're just gonna tell him the same thing you told him before, right?
01:00:53Where you were that night and what you did?
01:00:55How complicated could that be?
01:00:57Daddy!
01:00:58Hey, Sam.
01:00:59How was your day?
01:01:00Okay.
01:01:01Hmm?
01:01:02Where's your sister?
01:01:03She's still at Scouts.
01:01:04Uh-uh.
01:01:05No, she isn't.
01:01:06She went next door.
01:01:07To the Newmans?
01:01:08No.
01:01:09To Uncle Jack and Aunt Louise's.
01:01:12Ruff, where are you?
01:01:13We're playing dress-up.
01:01:14How do I look?
01:01:15How dare you do this to my child?
01:01:16Just pretend, Mom.
01:01:17Look.
01:01:18Ruff, where are you?
01:01:19Ruff, where are you?
01:01:20We're playing dress-up.
01:01:21How do I look?
01:01:22How dare you do this to my child?
01:01:23Just pretend, Mom.
01:01:24Wendy, come on.
01:01:25Go straight home.
01:01:26We're calling the police.
01:01:27I'm gonna talk to you when you get there.
01:01:28What are you talking about?
01:01:29She came here on her own.
01:01:30She's 11 years old, you sick fuck.
01:01:31You better not have touched her.
01:01:32Take it easy, Alan.
01:01:33It was an innocent little game.
01:01:34As if you're innocent of anything.
01:01:35To people like you, being innocent means you just didn't get caught.
01:01:38You mean people like us.
01:01:40And we know about your first husband, you know what I'm doing.
01:01:41But what about Neil?
01:01:42Oh.
01:01:43Well, I like this game.
01:01:44Go ahead.
01:01:45Call the cops.
01:01:46But you might want to consider what some people might think of some dirty little facts about
01:01:51you, too.
01:01:52Like your mother, Wendy.
01:01:53Or Adam Fraser and the boys at work, Alan.
01:01:56I don't know.
01:01:57I don't know.
01:01:58I don't know.
01:01:59I don't know.
01:02:00I don't know.
01:02:01I don't know.
01:02:02I don't know.
01:02:03I don't know.
01:02:04I don't know.
01:02:05I don't know.
01:02:06I don't know.
01:02:07I don't know.
01:02:08I don't know.
01:02:09The boys at work, Alan.
01:02:11Rob up the parents of all those little kiddies that come through Wendy's museum.
01:02:16And you know who'd really like to see that tape?
01:02:20Child Protective Services.
01:02:22Absolutely.
01:02:23They'd have your kids out of here so quick it'd look like a fucking alien abduction.
01:02:28You two are repulsive.
01:02:31You didn't find me repulsive the other night at your offices.
01:02:35What?
01:02:36That's right, Wendy.
01:02:37You see your husband here.
01:02:39He fucked me.
01:02:41And he fucked me in an elevator.
01:02:44And he fucked me better than he's ever fucked you.
01:02:49We understand each other?
01:02:53Look, it was stupid and spur of the moment.
01:03:06I didn't think.
01:03:07In the elevator for Christ's sake.
01:03:08Look, Wendy, I'm sorry.
01:03:10I'll do whatever you want.
01:03:12You broke the rules.
01:03:13There are no rules in something like this.
01:03:15It was a big mistake.
01:03:16A mistake that never would have occurred to me.
01:03:18I was raised Catholic for Christ's sake.
01:03:20You were in this every step of the way and you know it.
01:03:22Not every step.
01:03:23And now they have their hooks in our kids.
01:03:25I'm calling the police.
01:03:26You're not gonna call them.
01:03:27Stop it!
01:03:28Wait.
01:03:29I don't know how I'm gonna tell my mother.
01:03:43I might be able to get a job in Cleveland.
01:03:46Of course, I won't have a reference.
01:03:49You make your plans.
01:03:50Just don't include me in the kids.
01:04:13Just don't include me.
01:04:14Like I said, like, women.
01:04:15I'm never gonna tell them.
01:04:16Shit.
01:04:17Yeah.
01:04:18Shit.
01:04:19Did you hear that?
01:04:30Shit.
01:04:32Yeah.
01:04:49Yeah.
01:05:19Hey, buddy.
01:05:28Borrowed your lug wrench a couple of weeks ago.
01:05:30I thought I'd get you another one.
01:05:34Took my lug wrench?
01:05:40With my fingerprints on it.
01:05:43Don't worry, it's in a safe place.
01:05:49See you, Alan.
01:05:53By the way, do you really think we'd let the two of you leave?
01:05:57I don't know.
01:06:04I don't know.
01:06:06I don't know.
01:06:39Here it is in a nutshell.
01:06:44You guys win.
01:06:46Well, we decided to give it a try.
01:06:48No, everything went fine with the cops.
01:06:50I stayed calm and said all the right things.
01:06:53It's like the guy said about the prospect of being hanged in the morning.
01:06:57It concentrates the mind wonderfully.
01:07:03We figured it was time to call a truce.
01:07:07All of us. The four of us.
01:07:11Yeah, that's what I was calling about.
01:07:15Yeah, us too.
01:07:18We have a great place. It's very secluded.
01:07:23A client of mine owns it. He's going to be away.
01:07:25Right.
01:07:28Well, you talk to Louise and we can set a date.
01:07:33Great. Talk to you soon.
01:07:35Do you really think you can do this?
01:07:47Do you really think you can do this?
01:07:47You haven't braided my hair for a really long time.
01:08:08I guess I just felt like it.
01:08:12Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?
01:08:14I was never mad at you, sweetheart.
01:08:18Then how come you act so mean all the time?
01:08:21It's not your fault.
01:08:26I'm sorry, honey.
01:08:28Maybe one day you'll have a family of your own
01:08:35and you'll find out how hard it is
01:08:38to try to do everything right all the time.
01:08:42Try to be everything for everybody.
01:08:45But it is not possible.
01:08:50We make mistakes.
01:08:53But I promise you
01:08:55that things are going to change.
01:08:57I'm going to do better, okay?
01:09:02I love you.
01:09:08You're a pretty girl.
01:09:15Do you think they're suspicious?
01:09:20Maybe.
01:09:22The thing to remember is
01:09:24Jack can't think past his dick.
01:09:25So if we keep their minds focused on sex,
01:09:28we should be okay.
01:09:35Hey, look.
01:09:36Brooke's retainer.
01:09:45Hey, guys.
01:09:51What a really nice place.
01:09:53Love the boots, Wendy.
01:10:03Scotch.
01:10:05No, thank you.
01:10:06You sure it's your favorite?
01:10:07I'm fine.
01:10:08Really, thanks.
01:10:12Maybe.
01:10:15Come here.
01:10:37Why don't we go upstairs and go exploring?
01:10:40That is a great idea.
01:10:42That way, Wendy and I
01:10:44can stay right here and snuggle.
01:10:52I tell you what.
01:10:54Why don't the two of you go upstairs?
01:10:58And Wendy and I
01:10:59will meet you up there
01:11:01soon.
01:11:04You know,
01:11:06you guys are acting a little weird.
01:11:08Are you sure that you're not
01:11:12still holding a grudge?
01:11:13No.
01:11:14No.
01:11:16Can't we just talk?
01:11:19Why rush it?
01:11:21Let's enjoy it.
01:11:29Baby?
01:11:29I'm starting to get a really bad feeling
01:11:36about all of this.
01:11:37Really?
01:11:42Why don't you feel these?
01:11:50Well, I'm glad we could all be friends again.
01:11:52Wendy, honey, I'm so sorry.
01:12:11I never meant it to go that far.
01:12:12If I could have thought of a way to stop it,
01:12:14I would have.
01:12:15Just get in there
01:12:17and get it over with
01:12:19while they're so asleep.
01:12:20Let's go.
01:12:40What do you think that's gonna make you
01:13:10problems go away?
01:13:16I wish you had the nerve to pull that trigger.
01:13:23Then I'd die respecting you.
01:13:39Go to bed, Alan.
01:13:52Go to bed, Alan.
01:14:05Go to bed, Alan.
01:14:20Come on.
01:14:25Come on.
01:14:29Come on, you piece of shit!
01:14:40Perfect!
01:14:41Now what?
01:14:50Our car broke down once in Yellowstone.
01:14:53You know what we did?
01:14:55Let me guess.
01:14:56You fucked.
01:14:57Right there in the middle of the park.
01:15:00It seemed like the only thing to do.
01:15:03Well, what I've learned is if you find yourself in a situation that's beyond your control,
01:15:07the smartest thing you can do is relax and go along for the ride.
01:15:12And then there was that cute little park ranger that came out of nowhere.
01:15:15Oh, that's right!
01:15:16He was gonna sight us?
01:15:18Yeah.
01:15:19Yeah.
01:15:20Baby, remember Santorini?
01:15:23You know all that beautiful black sand?
01:15:26Of course, you stole the show by going topless on the beach.
01:15:30Had all those creek boys about ready to snap it right there.
01:15:33How long did we reach the gas station?
01:15:35You know what?
01:15:36We should go there.
01:15:37We could bring the kids.
01:15:39That's a great idea.
01:15:40Of course, I can't wait to see that black sand all over Wendy's big beautiful tits.
01:15:45Blue.
01:15:47Jack.
01:15:48Jack, you're on the road.
01:15:50It's okay.
01:15:51We're fine, guys.
01:15:52Please be quiet.
01:15:53I'm trying to concentrate.
01:15:54Jack, people walk.
01:15:55Please.
01:15:56Jack, slow down.
01:15:57Stop.
01:15:58Jack, stop.
01:15:59Jack, stop.
01:16:00Jack, stop.
01:16:01Jack, look out!
01:16:28Jack, stop.
01:16:29Now that aitos.
01:16:30Jack caught up on a Verfüg
01:16:40ятman's men before him?
01:16:41Jack, stop.
01:16:42Jack, stop.
01:16:43Jack andIT.
01:16:45Jack, stop.
01:16:50Jack, stop.
01:16:52Jack, stop.
01:16:54Jack, stop.
01:16:56All right.
01:17:26We crashed.
01:17:33We fucking crashed!
01:17:38We crashed!
01:17:40We crashed!
01:17:42What are you doing?
01:17:44We never crashed!
01:17:52Luis?
01:17:54Luis?
01:17:56Baby?
01:17:58Luis?
01:18:00Lou?
01:18:02Luis?
01:18:04Luis?
01:18:06Luis?
01:18:10Luis?
01:18:12Oh, baby, Luis!
01:18:14Ellen!
01:18:16Ellen!
01:18:18Wendy!
01:18:20Come on, you guys!
01:18:22You gotta help us get out of here!
01:18:24Where are you guys?
01:18:26Fucking lay out!
01:18:28Ellen!
01:18:29I'm stuck!
01:18:30Come back and get us out of here!
01:18:32You don't wanna get rid of me!
01:18:34You'll never get rid of me!
01:18:36You'll never get rid of me!
01:18:38Come on, guys!
01:18:40We're still a team, right?
01:18:42When this is all over,
01:18:44we gotta do it again!
01:18:46Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:18:47Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:18:48Alan!
01:18:49Come on, guys!
01:18:50We're still a team, right?
01:18:51When this is all over,
01:18:53we gotta do it again!
01:18:56Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:18:59Alan!
01:19:29How do you feel about getting the kids a puppy for Christmas?
01:19:36There's no way around it, really.
01:19:38I practically promised it to them.
01:19:42Oh, did I tell you that Dennis said Danny's gonna need braces?
01:19:47Bills.
01:19:48Bills.
01:19:49Bills.
01:19:50Bills.
01:19:51Bills.
01:19:52More bills.
01:19:59Bills.
01:20:05Ellen.
01:20:06Want a back rub?
01:20:09Really?
01:20:12Sure!
01:20:15Where's the lotion?
01:20:29Get the ball, get the ball!
01:20:46Good job, Sandy!
01:20:52Good job, Sandy!
01:20:59Good job, Sandy!
01:21:02Good job!
01:21:22Good job, Sandy!
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