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00:00:00so i'm flying the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out all right it's about
00:00:08that time so are you kissing anybody at midnight uh yeah him hi just play along
00:00:23six five four three two one
00:00:53you have a cute scar it's just my birthmark do you want me to stop tell me now
00:00:59i don't want you to stop
00:01:03so
00:01:10so
00:01:15I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:45Happy New Year.
00:01:51Sam, it's me.
00:01:52Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:56Just do it.
00:01:57I will find you.
00:02:04Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:10I need grandkids.
00:02:12I need you to...
00:02:12Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now.
00:02:15I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:25Seven years.
00:02:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:30Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:40Boss, it's been years.
00:02:45I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:47Your best, sir.
00:02:48But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:53Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:57We can't have her knowing you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:04Hi.
00:03:07Hi.
00:03:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:12I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:20Oh.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:27Where's my real one?
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:37Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:47Daddy!
00:03:48Oh, what?
00:03:49Daddy!
00:03:57No, I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:01No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:02Just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:04Oh.
00:04:05Mommy, hurry.
00:04:07Your fake Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:19He's gorgeous.
00:04:26Why does it feel so familiar?
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:31Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Cybert.
00:04:42What's your name?
00:04:43Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max, Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva.
00:04:48I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:53I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:05$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:12That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:19Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:32So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:36Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43Deal.
00:05:43Deal.
00:05:46Ready to go get married?
00:05:47Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:04This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:06Pictures.
00:06:07You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:18You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:37Okay, well, I think we got it.
00:06:43Oh, I need some photos of us together, too, to prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:50Yeah, of course.
00:07:01Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:03From my family to you.
00:07:07Bad news, boss.
00:07:14The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:19Wait, she bailed?
00:07:20Then who is...
00:07:21Who is she?
00:07:26Whatever.
00:07:27It doesn't matter.
00:07:29I've got what I need.
00:07:32Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:34I already found someone.
00:07:37Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:43Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:45Christmas shopping?
00:07:47I should come.
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan, I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It'll make it more believable.
00:07:56Fine.
00:08:00Yeah, fine.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02You can come.
00:08:10Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:12Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:14No, let's go to the bank.
00:08:15Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:08:23Fuck.
00:08:26Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:32Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:35She does kind of look like him.
00:08:43So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:48Here, let me get this.
00:08:51I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:52Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:05Okay.
00:09:06Should we use our tongues or...
00:09:09No, no, definitely not.
00:09:10And absolutely no...
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:14It's strictly business.
00:09:16Anything physical outside of that does not have any.
00:09:20What?
00:09:21Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:22I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:30Let's go.
00:09:37Here.
00:09:38What are you doing?
00:09:39I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:43Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:48Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies?
00:09:54Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5612 pumpkin pies.
00:09:57Did I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind.
00:09:59Hurry up and go.
00:10:00Go.
00:10:00What are you standing here for?
00:10:01Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:05You ready?
00:10:06Yes, yeah.
00:10:06Just these things.
00:10:07Okay, great.
00:10:08We have a holiday special today.
00:10:10Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:16Oh, great.
00:10:17Yeah.
00:10:18What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:20Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here.
00:10:24Relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:36I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:38You can wait your turn.
00:10:44Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:52Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:55You can just set those on top.
00:11:01Hi, guys.
00:11:03I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:09Of course.
00:11:11Thank you so much.
00:11:12Of course.
00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:15She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:16Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:18Just to give it away.
00:11:21Merry Christmas.
00:11:22Hi.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:28What?
00:11:28You do that often?
00:11:31As often as I can.
00:11:36We should go.
00:11:37We got to pick up paper.
00:11:41Sit, watch out.
00:11:51You done feeling me up?
00:12:04Shut up.
00:12:05I'm sorry.
00:12:06I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:07Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:15And don't be late.
00:12:16Harrison Group, do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:32Sort of.
00:12:33Not that I'm judging.
00:12:34I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:38Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:42I think that's respectable.
00:12:45Can we pick another company?
00:12:47No.
00:12:48Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:50And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:51My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:53So, it's perfect.
00:12:54Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:02Don't worry.
00:13:03Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:08Too much.
00:13:08Too much.
00:13:24Let's go, Sam.
00:13:30It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:33Hold on, you're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:38It's my daughter's.
00:13:40Daughter's?
00:13:41Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:44Hey, there they are!
00:14:00Hey!
00:14:01Nice to meet you!
00:14:03Aw, dad.
00:14:05So glad you made it.
00:14:06Aw, I missed you.
00:14:08So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:12He's coming.
00:14:13Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:15Good, good, good.
00:14:18So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:21When's he arriving?
00:14:23Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:27Poor thing.
00:14:28Not surprising.
00:14:29I mean, she's 30.
00:14:31Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:34Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:38This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:44Auntie Pamela?
00:14:45Debbie?
00:14:46My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:49We're only worried about you.
00:14:51All these years without a husband.
00:14:54Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:55You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:59And look what happened.
00:15:00She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:04I'm not alone.
00:15:05Mm-hmm.
00:15:06And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager.
00:15:14Manager?
00:15:14Of what?
00:15:16Trash.
00:15:17Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:22You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:25Actually, he's right here.
00:15:31Oh, wow.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34He is really good looking.
00:15:37Oh, must be AI.
00:15:39Mm-hmm.
00:15:39Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:43Fake.
00:15:43That's enough.
00:15:44She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:47Show some respect.
00:15:48Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William,
00:15:53and you turned him down?
00:15:55Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:59Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:02That's half a million.
00:16:04Half a million.
00:16:06Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:10And speak of the devil.
00:16:14Willie, you've made it.
00:16:27There you are.
00:16:28Oh, look at you now.
00:16:31Living the dream.
00:16:33Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:35Well, you could be driving around in a car like that
00:16:37had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:40So I'm married, huh?
00:16:42Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is.
00:16:46It's pretty serious.
00:16:48Wow.
00:16:49You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:53You not being a hot-new thing anymore.
00:16:56Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:59Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:01Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:04That's right.
00:17:06Just bought this brand-new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:11Women love a man in red.
00:17:13Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:15When I sit on my lap...
00:17:17Don't touch me.
00:17:19Oh, so entitled.
00:17:21Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:25And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:29I mean, look at that car.
00:17:31Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life I can give you and Piper
00:17:36with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:38Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:43I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:50My mom would never marry.
00:17:52She already has a husband.
00:17:53He's gonna kick your butt.
00:17:54Is that so?
00:18:00Well, then, where is he?
00:18:02Because I don't see him.
00:18:04Does anyone see him?
00:18:08Now, just like I thought,
00:18:10telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:13That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:16And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:21Hey.
00:18:22Mommy.
00:18:23Hi.
00:18:24Are you okay?
00:18:25I see your hands.
00:18:26Oh, my God.
00:18:27I'm gonna take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:29Come on, then.
00:18:30Let's go.
00:18:32What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:34How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:39Let me go.
00:18:40Now, why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:42when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:45Let me go.
00:18:46Let me go.
00:18:46Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:04Max, you came.
00:19:08Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:13Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter?
00:19:16Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:18Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:21Well, well, well.
00:19:22If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:26That's right.
00:19:28Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:30Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:36I'm Max.
00:19:37Eva told us all about you.
00:19:39From New York.
00:19:40Polite.
00:19:40Handsome.
00:19:41Just like she said.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:45He was an AI.
00:19:46See?
00:19:47He's real.
00:19:49And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:52You son of a bitch.
00:19:53You just ruined my suit.
00:19:55And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:56that pristine automobile.
00:19:58That car?
00:20:00Oh, my God.
00:20:01That's worth more than a house.
00:20:04That car?
00:20:05It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:10Wait.
00:20:11Are you?
00:20:16Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:19And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:21I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:24You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:26You stole it.
00:20:27That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:29Jesus.
00:20:30How did he get away with it?
00:20:32That's what I want to know.
00:20:34Enough, please.
00:20:37I trust my daughter.
00:20:39She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:42Max, be honest with me.
00:20:44Where did that car come from?
00:20:47How much did you want for it?
00:20:48I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:52So, you need a breath, man.
00:20:57All right, that's it.
00:20:58I'm calling the cops.
00:20:59Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:01Wait.
00:21:02What?
00:21:03Are you feeling noticed, Eva?
00:21:06Oh, well.
00:21:08Too late.
00:21:09Listen, hon.
00:21:16I believe you.
00:21:17But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:23It's my car.
00:21:24Okay?
00:21:24It's not stolen.
00:21:25Yeah?
00:21:26If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:29Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:32Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:33Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:36But then you have to get lost.
00:21:37And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:40Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:43Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:45Loser!
00:21:46Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:51Jesus.
00:21:51Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:54It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:57Here.
00:21:58Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:00Mr. Harrison?
00:22:12Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Just play alone.
00:22:20Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:22Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:23Before I kicked your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:26Yes, sir!
00:22:27I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:28I...
00:22:28I...
00:22:29Please, take me seriously.
00:22:30Please.
00:22:40Oh, that William?
00:22:44What a jerk, huh?
00:22:45He fooled me.
00:22:46What can I say?
00:22:47Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:51Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:53Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:54We were just looking out for you.
00:22:56Oh, please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:59You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:01Soon.
00:23:02Do you think that, uh, you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:06A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:10We are family, aren't we?
00:23:12Family takes care of each other.
00:23:14If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone
00:23:19else.
00:23:20Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:23Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:26Yeah.
00:23:27I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:30My daughter is just far too busy for your best life.
00:23:34My new son-in-law.
00:23:36Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:37Welcome to the family.
00:23:38This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:49You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:53My fault?
00:23:54You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:23:57Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:09And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:11And how do you...
00:24:12I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:15I have a friend in high places.
00:24:18A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:22Yes.
00:24:23It's the season of giving.
00:24:24He knows people, has connections.
00:24:28He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:30You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:32Yeah, and you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:34Oh, my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:38Dad, Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:42Oh, honey, we're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:49I think they get it, huh?
00:24:51Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:55Oh, she's fine.
00:24:56One of you guys just gets settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:25:00And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:05Great.
00:25:05See you in a bit.
00:25:07Joey?
00:25:07What are you doing?
00:25:10Okay.
00:25:11Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:18Relax.
00:25:19It was just a hug.
00:25:21Ugh.
00:25:23We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:26You'll be okay.
00:25:27It's just one week.
00:25:28Kill me now.
00:25:29Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:32What are you doing?
00:25:39That's weird.
00:25:40They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago, and...
00:25:43I don't know.
00:25:43Something just falls off.
00:25:45That's ridiculous.
00:25:47I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:49Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:51Oh, my goodness.
00:25:52Hmm.
00:25:53Later.
00:25:56Let's go.
00:25:57Here we go.
00:26:03Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:05Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:08To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:11Oh.
00:26:12Welcome.
00:26:14Cheers.
00:26:14Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:16Looks great.
00:26:17Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:19I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:23But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:27Oh, no.
00:26:29Mom's testing him.
00:26:30She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:31You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:38Ow.
00:26:39Eva, sweetie.
00:26:41Kicking my foot.
00:26:42Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:44Oh, jeez.
00:26:47It's okay.
00:26:48Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:50I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:57Um...
00:26:58Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:06Did I hear this right?
00:27:07They're the best kind.
00:27:09Well, of course.
00:27:10It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:13See?
00:27:14Are you happy now?
00:27:15That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:18Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:21We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:26But our marriage is real.
00:27:29I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:32Uh-huh.
00:27:33Now, those are quality.
00:27:36Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:39Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:43Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:46I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:50Well, um, it's...
00:27:52Silly face.
00:27:53Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:55Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:58Silly face?
00:28:00I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:02Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:05Those blazers.
00:28:06That's nice.
00:28:08You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:11Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:15And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:17I'll drink to that.
00:28:19I agree with you there.
00:28:20So, come on, guys.
00:28:22Let's see.
00:28:22Come on.
00:28:30I love you.
00:28:31And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:38I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:41Nice and festive for you.
00:28:43No complications, right?
00:28:45Sorry, honey.
00:28:46Uh, Mom, you know what?
00:28:47I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:49Oh, honey.
00:28:50Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:52Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:56The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:57Something about water conservation.
00:29:00That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0215 minutes?
00:29:04Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:05Just shower together.
00:29:08Shower together?
00:29:09Shower together?
00:29:11Just shower together.
00:29:13Okay, you guys.
00:29:14Have a good night, okay?
00:29:19You heard her.
00:29:20Oh, wow.
00:29:42Why are you stripping?
00:29:45Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:48Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:49You have 15 minutes.
00:29:50Nice try.
00:29:51I am not showering with you.
00:29:53All right, suit yourself.
00:29:54More room for me in there.
00:29:56Not if I meet you there first.
00:29:57Come on, Max.
00:30:15Get out of the way.
00:30:17We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:19You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:21Relax.
00:30:22I won't touch you.
00:30:24Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:27But that'll cost extra.
00:30:31And your dreams.
00:30:41Here to join me.
00:30:57You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:05You wish.
00:31:07Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:08Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:11It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:13Oh, yeah?
00:31:15True.
00:31:15Holy shit.
00:31:31Um, this is just, um, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:35But I'll say.
00:31:37What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:40Still think you can lose it?
00:31:43Maybe.
00:31:45I don't think I want you.
00:31:51Max, I shut up.
00:31:52Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:21What?
00:32:22I didn't mean to cross anything.
00:32:24It's not you, Max.
00:32:25It's us.
00:32:26It's this.
00:32:27This is all an act.
00:32:28Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:31You're right.
00:32:33I'm sorry.
00:32:34I just need to be sorry.
00:32:36Just...
00:32:37That birthmark.
00:32:50What is that?
00:32:53It's him.
00:32:54The man from New Year's.
00:32:55Is he Piper's father?
00:32:57Why are you acting?
00:33:04Oh, my God.
00:33:05Max is Piper's father.
00:33:08Are you okay?
00:33:09Yeah.
00:33:10I just, um...
00:33:12I just got lightheaded.
00:33:13I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:15Alone.
00:33:18Of course.
00:33:18We have a daughter together.
00:33:23Oh, my God.
00:33:25What do I do?
00:33:31I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:34You can take the bed.
00:33:36Thanks.
00:33:38Hey.
00:33:40Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:41Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:46So, if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:49I want to help.
00:33:51He's Piper's father.
00:33:52He has a right to know.
00:33:54Um, Max, how would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:04A child?
00:34:06No, no, no.
00:34:06That's impossible.
00:34:08I'm very careful.
00:34:11Mostly.
00:34:13I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:16Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:34:18And I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:21You know?
00:34:22Right.
00:34:23He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:26I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:28Why do you ask?
00:34:30No reason.
00:34:31Just...
00:34:32Just curious.
00:34:33No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:37What?
00:34:39No.
00:34:39Well, then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:43Shoot.
00:34:49Where did you get these?
00:34:50And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:53I did not get those.
00:34:55I don't know where those came from.
00:34:56Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:00Give me that.
00:35:02Give me that.
00:35:03Give me the...
00:35:04Give me...
00:35:04Give me...
00:35:05Woo!
00:35:16Eva.
00:35:17The truth is...
00:35:19Is that I...
00:35:22Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:24Just a second.
00:35:26Come in!
00:35:26Hey, hon.
00:35:29Oh!
00:35:30Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:36Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:37We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:39I can see that.
00:35:41Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:43I mean, if you don't...
00:35:44If you don't mind.
00:35:46Well, that a boy.
00:35:47You know what?
00:35:48Just put a shirt on.
00:35:49I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:50Piper!
00:35:51Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:55He sprang to his sleigh.
00:35:57To his team gave a whistle.
00:35:59And away they all flew.
00:36:00Like the down of a thistle.
00:36:02But I heard him exclaim.
00:36:04As he drove out of sight.
00:36:06Merry Christmas to all.
00:36:08And to all.
00:36:10A good night.
00:36:11If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:17Good night, Piper.
00:36:22Is her dad still around?
00:36:25Yeah, but he doesn't know it.
00:36:27Because you're her dad.
00:36:29Uh, no.
00:36:30That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:36Do you really think so?
00:36:40From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:43Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:45He deserves to know.
00:36:52Max.
00:36:56You're Piper's father.
00:36:58I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:06I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:06Where's Piper?
00:37:33She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:36God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:01Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:04Not on my watch.
00:38:06Yeah, this.
00:38:11I remember this.
00:38:22Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:24How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:27Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:29It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:31Wonderful.
00:38:31Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:35Oh, no.
00:38:37What is that?
00:38:38Sardines and saltines.
00:38:39It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:41It was my Graham Graham's favorite during wartime.
00:38:44Don't be shy.
00:38:45Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:38:48Max, you don't have to.
00:38:49No, no.
00:38:50It's okay.
00:38:51It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:53Oh, there we go.
00:39:03Here we go.
00:39:04Yeah.
00:39:12Good?
00:39:13Mmm.
00:39:14Good?
00:39:16Squamish.
00:39:16Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:19You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:23Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:26That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:29What's the deal with them?
00:39:31Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:34Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:36Hey, don't worry.
00:39:39I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:44Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:47Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:01Wait, that earring.
00:40:04Wait.
00:40:05That earring.
00:40:06You like it?
00:40:08I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:11Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:13I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:19Right.
00:40:20And it's just a common earring.
00:40:22Anyone can have it.
00:40:23Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:25She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:30So Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:34But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:36What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:40An aging single mom.
00:40:42Slim pickings.
00:40:43Slim pickings.
00:40:44I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:47That explains it.
00:40:48She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:51Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:53Look.
00:40:53Ava is your niece.
00:40:54Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:56Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:00Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:02Exactly.
00:41:03Not like my Sierra.
00:41:04Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:07Oh, they're here.
00:41:12Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:18Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:20Merry Christmas.
00:41:22You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:23I am.
00:41:25I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:27Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:28Welcome.
00:41:28You're Ava's husband.
00:41:30But you're gorgeous.
00:41:34But not as handsome as you.
00:41:37Look at you two.
00:41:38You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:40Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:42Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:42This is for Max and I.
00:41:45Oh, my goodness.
00:41:46Thank you, Ava.
00:41:47Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:49Oops.
00:41:50Oh, my bad.
00:41:51Ooh.
00:41:52A homemade gift.
00:41:54How thrifty.
00:41:56Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:41:58Mommy's right, you mean, old hat.
00:42:01You little.
00:42:03You will not lay a hand on my daughter,
00:42:06or you will lose yours.
00:42:08Oh.
00:42:09I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:11Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:13My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:16He could ruin your life.
00:42:30Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:32I'm fine.
00:42:32I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:33Yeah.
00:42:34It's okay.
00:42:35It's okay.
00:42:37What are you?
00:42:38Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:43Did you just slap me?
00:42:45Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:47You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:48You know what, Sierra?
00:42:49I can take your little insults,
00:42:51but leave my family out of this.
00:42:55Her family.
00:42:56She needs me.
00:43:02You okay, honey?
00:43:03Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:05Let's do something.
00:43:07You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:09I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:11Oh, wow.
00:43:12I'm sure the CEO would love to hear
00:43:14that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:18Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:20Let's call him.
00:43:22I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:25Please.
00:43:25Who do you think you are?
00:43:28Enough.
00:43:28There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:33Fine, Dad.
00:43:35Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:36They're just jealous.
00:43:39For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:42I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:46I think you owe me a thank you
00:43:48for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:49Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:50All right, that's enough.
00:43:52Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:43:55Is this a joke?
00:44:17Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:19Hold it.
00:44:20Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:22My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:25My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:32King crab, fresh from Alaska,
00:44:34and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:37Three times the price,
00:44:3850 times the flavor.
00:44:40And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:43It's just petty.
00:44:44Maybe so.
00:44:45But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:49Fine.
00:44:50Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:52Come on, let's go.
00:44:53No, no.
00:44:55Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:44:58Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:01I know, dear.
00:45:02I just want to have our family together.
00:45:04Fine.
00:45:05We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:08Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:10What was that?
00:45:10I just want to have our family together.
00:45:15Fine.
00:45:18We'll stay.
00:45:19Can I have a little napalm?
00:45:21It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:23We'll get something right after.
00:45:25Like drive-thru?
00:45:27I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:29That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:32No strays.
00:45:34No strays.
00:45:35Ow.
00:45:36Please, are you okay?
00:45:37Yes, please.
00:45:39You hit my child.
00:45:40You're fucking crazy.
00:45:42Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:49Don't worry, baby.
00:45:50I'll handle it.
00:45:51David and I paid for this feast.
00:45:54King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:45:59Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:46:02And you don't get a single bite.
00:46:05It's just petty.
00:46:06Maybe so.
00:46:07But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:46:11Fine.
00:46:12Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:46:15Come on, let's go.
00:46:16No, no.
00:46:17Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:46:20Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:46:23I know, dear.
00:46:24I just want to have our family together.
00:46:26Fine.
00:46:27We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:46:30Better a stray than a bitch.
00:46:32What was that?
00:46:36I just want to have our family together.
00:46:39Fine.
00:46:40We'll stay.
00:46:42Can I have a little napole?
00:46:44It's okay, sweetie.
00:46:45We'll get something right after.
00:46:47Like drive-thru?
00:46:48I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:46:52That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:46:56No strays.
00:46:58Ow.
00:46:58Please, sweetie.
00:46:59Are you okay?
00:47:00Yes, please.
00:47:01You hit my child.
00:47:03You're fucking crazy.
00:47:04Well, if you'd teach her some manners,
00:47:06maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:47:08Don't worry, baby.
00:47:13I'll handle it.
00:47:16Don't worry, baby.
00:47:17I'll handle it.
00:47:22Piper.
00:47:23Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:47:26Okay, sweetheart.
00:47:30Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:47:33As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:47:35Actually, I do.
00:47:38He's such a liar.
00:47:39This ought to be hilarious.
00:47:41Oh, it will be.
00:47:45Sam.
00:47:46Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:50I'm already on my way.
00:47:55Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:58I'm already on my way.
00:48:01You hear this guy?
00:48:02He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:48:05From Antarctica.
00:48:07Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:48:09His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:48:13Max, what are you doing?
00:48:15Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:48:16Santa's already on his way.
00:48:17Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:48:27A helicopter?
00:48:34There's no way.
00:48:41How did you pull this off?
00:48:43Sam is like family.
00:48:45I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:48:46Thanks, boss.
00:48:48Boss?
00:48:49Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:48:51Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:48:54Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:48:57I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:49:00You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:49:04Mm-hmm.
00:49:07Come on.
00:49:09You can stop kidding around.
00:49:11If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:49:15No, I actually am the CEO.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18You can stop the charade.
00:49:19Okay?
00:49:20This is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:49:22Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:49:24Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab, as you requested.
00:49:29How is this possible?
00:49:41This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:49:47Who are you?
00:49:49I told you.
00:49:50I'm Eva's husband.
00:49:52That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:49:55Wait.
00:49:55No.
00:49:56Hold on.
00:49:58You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:50:00You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:50:05Hmm.
00:50:06Some of the small ones.
00:50:08I mean, you know that.
00:50:09You work for me.
00:50:11Oh, God.
00:50:12I insulted my own boss.
00:50:14I'm finished.
00:50:19Oh, God.
00:50:21I insulted my own boss.
00:50:23I'm finished.
00:50:24Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:50:26Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:50:28Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:50:30For tonight, your feast ends.
00:50:33And with that, your career.
00:50:36You're fired.
00:50:37Fired?
00:50:38Sam.
00:50:43Fired?
00:50:44Oh, God.
00:50:44I can't be fired.
00:50:47What?
00:50:48Mr. Harrison, please.
00:50:50You can have as much crab as you want.
00:50:52Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:50:55Guys, take out the trash.
00:50:58And you.
00:51:04Oh, me?
00:51:06Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:51:07That was a Christmas joke.
00:51:09A family tradition.
00:51:11Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:51:14Sam.
00:51:18Will you do me the honors?
00:51:19Gladly.
00:51:25Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:51:30Father, do something.
00:51:32Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:51:34I'm leaving.
00:51:36Mmm, pumpkin's my favorite.
00:51:38Come on, sweetie.
00:51:47Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:51:49Eat as much as you want.
00:51:50Thanks, Daddy.
00:51:55I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:51:57I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:51:59Honestly, this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:52:03Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:52:05Just like this.
00:52:07Does he really mean that?
00:52:09Or is he just playing the part?
00:52:10I can't tell.
00:52:12And that terrifies me.
00:52:18Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:52:20I brought you a gift.
00:52:21Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:52:23Oh, this is wonderful.
00:52:32Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:52:35Tell me everything.
00:52:37Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal,
00:52:40didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:52:42Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:52:46A high school dropout?
00:52:48In the Harrison family?
00:52:51Not a chance.
00:52:53Oh, she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:52:59Maximus seems to like her.
00:53:00Silence.
00:53:01Get me the address where she works.
00:53:03It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:53:05That's nice.
00:53:06We own that one.
00:53:08Good work.
00:53:09But take off that stupid hat.
00:53:21Thanks.
00:53:21So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:53:28Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:53:30And how about you?
00:53:35Me?
00:53:36Yeah.
00:53:38Are you happy with your new husband?
00:53:43Eva.
00:53:44Eva.
00:53:44Eva.
00:53:44Eva.
00:53:44Eva.
00:53:44Eva.
00:53:44Eva.
00:53:44Eva.
00:53:44Eva.
00:53:46Eva.
00:53:48Eva.
00:53:48Eva.
00:53:49Eva.
00:53:51Eva.
00:53:55That birthmark.
00:53:56Family to me is a big commitment
00:53:59And I don't want any loose ends
00:54:01You know
00:54:02Maximus, there's so much we don't know
00:54:05So much we're not telling each other
00:54:07No feelings, no complications
00:54:11That's what we agreed upon
00:54:12Hey, I didn't sign a contract
00:54:13Max
00:54:15Yeah, I guess you're right
00:54:17It's cold
00:54:19Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:54:22Max
00:54:24I need to tell you something
00:54:28Something important
00:54:31What's gotten into her?
00:54:34Is she hiding something?
00:54:35Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:54:39I haven't been completely honest with you
00:54:41Piper is
00:54:44Piper is
00:54:48Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts
00:54:51Sweetie
00:54:52Oh my gosh
00:54:53It's unswollen
00:54:54Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:54:57Listen, you stay here with Daddy
00:54:58Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:55:02Come on, Piper
00:55:03Okay, let me see
00:55:07I promise
00:55:11I won't let anyone
00:55:13Hurt you or Mommy again
00:55:14But that's not true
00:55:16You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:55:20Uh
00:55:20Daddy
00:55:21Daddy
00:55:21No
00:55:22What?
00:55:29Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:55:32Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:55:36Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:55:40Really?
00:55:41Please stay, Daddy
00:55:42You think it was Scar?
00:55:47I wouldn't worry about it
00:55:53Scars make you look like a badass
00:55:55I have one, too
00:55:56Dad
00:55:57I got that when I was about your age
00:56:00Some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:56:03Really?
00:56:04No way
00:56:05No
00:56:06It was actually a cactus
00:56:07But it's still cool
00:56:09I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:56:13Piper
00:56:17How long have you had that?
00:56:19My mom said I had that when I was born
00:56:21And how old are you?
00:56:28Six
00:56:28Six?
00:56:30That one night stand was about seven years ago
00:56:32Okay, I found the first aid kit
00:56:34Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:56:39What do I even say?
00:56:41And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:56:43Sorry, honey
00:56:44This man's your dad
00:56:45And he didn't know you existed until now
00:56:47Um, yeah
00:56:50Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:56:54Eva
00:56:55Okay, look
00:57:00Piper is...
00:57:09Go on
00:57:10That must be an emergency
00:57:17Excuse me
00:57:19Sorry
00:57:20I'll take this
00:57:21Mommy, are you okay?
00:57:29Yeah
00:57:30Mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:57:33I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:57:36Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:57:42I'm telling you, Max
00:57:43That woman is manipulating you
00:57:45She's a high school dropout
00:57:47Doesn't even have a decent job
00:57:49And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:57:52I'm Eva's husband
00:57:53Max
00:57:54That man has no idea
00:57:56What a treasure
00:57:57He's missing out on
00:58:00I'm sorry, Max
00:58:04You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:58:06Your mother would take her away
00:58:07After Christmas
00:58:08It's over
00:58:09Eva?
00:58:13Maximus?
00:58:14Are you even listening to me?
00:58:16No, Mom, Mom
00:58:17Listen, I'm sorry
00:58:18Okay?
00:58:19Eva's my wife
00:58:20And I've made up my mind
00:58:21I'm not leaving her
00:58:22Eva?
00:58:25Thank you
00:58:31Thank you
00:58:32Oh, thank you
00:58:36This is for you, Grandma
00:58:37Oh, wow
00:58:43That's so cool
00:58:45What did you make?
00:58:47Derek, this is from Eva
00:58:49Oh, thank you so much
00:58:51Thanks, guys
00:58:53Thanks, guys
00:58:53A little laundry
00:58:53Thanks, guys
00:58:55Oh, wow
00:58:57Damn, these are nice
00:58:59Thanks
00:59:00Grandpa
00:59:00Language
00:59:01Little ears
00:59:03Piper
00:59:08Do you want to go see your present?
00:59:10It's in the other room
00:59:11By the train set
00:59:12Here, I'll go with you
00:59:12Remember the song that we sang?
00:59:14Ready? Ready?
00:59:15Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:59:17What do we got, guys?
00:59:18The lady
00:59:19Walking home from our house
00:59:20Christmas Eve
00:59:21You never told me
00:59:26Have we met before?
00:59:34Have we met before?
00:59:37She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:59:39I don't know what you're getting at
00:59:43Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:59:48I don't know what you're talking about
00:59:57Lots of people have birthmarks
00:59:58They're very common
00:59:59I feel so awful
01:00:01But I can't lose my child
01:00:02No matter how I feel about him
01:00:05Maybe
01:00:08Are you okay?
01:00:13Would a clogs a bad idea?
01:00:15No
01:00:17I'm fine
01:00:18Oh, I almost forgot
01:00:23I got you this
01:00:26You got me a gift, too?
01:00:28Tis the season
01:00:29Open it
01:00:31Gloves
01:00:40Did you make these?
01:00:43Gloves
01:00:54Did you make these?
01:00:58Yeah
01:00:58I know this is a fake marriage
01:01:00But that's Christmas
01:01:02You've already done so much for me
01:01:04I just wanted to do a little something for you
01:01:06How do they feel?
01:01:10Warm, right?
01:01:11Yeah
01:01:12Warm
01:01:13Soft
01:01:16Perfect
01:01:19Thank you, Eva
01:01:23I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:01:27Really?
01:01:31Yeah, my mom
01:01:32She partied all the time
01:01:33And I got gifts
01:01:35Plenty of them
01:01:36But
01:01:36I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:01:39Nothing
01:01:41Personal
01:01:42But you deserve it
01:01:44You're a good guy
01:01:46And
01:01:48Someday you'll
01:01:49Find
01:01:50Someone special
01:01:51To
01:01:52Spend all your Christmases with
01:01:54What if that day's today
01:01:56What if I already found someone special
01:02:02Right here
01:02:24Max
01:02:30We can't
01:02:31If you want me to stop
01:02:34You better tell me right now
01:02:36Come on
01:02:40I don't want you to stop
01:02:42No matter how many years pass
01:02:50I still can't resist him
01:02:52I don't want you
01:02:54I don't want you
01:03:07God, you are trying to be fucking insane
01:03:18Piper
01:03:22Piper
01:03:22Piper
01:03:32She can't see him
01:03:35Eva
01:03:53Grandma, I'm up here
01:03:58That was way too close
01:04:12Yeah
01:04:12We would have gotten on the naughty list
01:04:15Sometimes it's fun to be naughty
01:04:21Can I
01:04:24Still unwrap my present?
01:04:26And you still haven't given me mine
01:04:30Let me give it to you
01:04:36But it's funny
01:04:40And you still haven't given me any clothes
01:04:42Cause I still have both had all
01:04:43I would have seen you
01:04:44That was funny
01:04:46Simon
01:04:46Wait
01:04:47Something
01:04:47I don't want you to attend
01:04:48I justAT
01:04:48I got to
01:04:48Be
01:04:49I know
01:04:50I don't want you to
01:04:52Be
01:04:52I know
01:04:53I want you to
01:04:54You
01:04:56Then Iid
01:04:57Can I
01:04:57Hang on
01:04:57I know
01:04:58I don't want you to
01:05:00I mean
01:05:01But I hope you
01:05:02Can I
01:05:02Can I
01:05:03Give it to you
01:05:04Why are you calling me this way?
01:05:19Hello?
01:05:20Hello, Eva Smith.
01:05:21I'm Max's mother.
01:05:23Name your price.
01:05:24What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:05:27What?
01:05:28We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:05:32Take the money.
01:05:33Leave my granddaughter with us and go.
01:05:36My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:05:40Piper is my daughter.
01:05:42And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:05:44So you keep your money and I'll leave on my own.
01:05:47But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:05:52Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:05:58You okay?
01:05:58Okay.
01:05:58Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:06:06So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:06:10What are you talking about?
01:06:11It's over.
01:06:13It's not that hard to understand.
01:06:18Eva, wait.
01:06:19So last night meant nothing to you?
01:06:29Max, it's not real.
01:06:32None of it was real.
01:06:33So it's just a goodbye?
01:06:37Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:06:40Look.
01:06:43Last night, I let my guard down.
01:06:47But I'm a mother and my choices affect Piper.
01:06:50And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:06:52Just tell me what you need.
01:06:55I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:06:59Just say the word.
01:07:00You don't get it.
01:07:08You don't get it.
01:07:16I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:07:23I won't give up on us.
01:07:24I won't give up on us.
01:07:24Are we here?
01:07:42Yes.
01:07:43As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:07:50Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:07:52We're home.
01:07:54How can she just walk away?
01:08:06Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:08:08It's part of the agreement, too.
01:08:10Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:08:13You promised.
01:08:15Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:08:17Can you do this for me, please?
01:08:20All right, fine.
01:08:22When?
01:08:24Two days.
01:08:25I'll come pick you up.
01:08:26No need.
01:08:28Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:08:35I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:08:40So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:08:43Thank you, sweetie.
01:08:44If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:08:46I always fight for the ones I love.
01:08:49Don't give up.
01:09:01Don't give up.
01:09:01Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:09:11Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:09:13Boss?
01:09:15Boss?
01:09:19Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:09:22I need to go back to my family.
01:09:25Family?
01:09:26Boss, you okay?
01:09:27Never better.
01:09:28Go get her, Max.
01:09:34Give it to your best smile.
01:09:36Ah, there he is.
01:09:39Maximus, darling.
01:09:41I have some prospects for you.
01:09:43Nice high society girls from the city.
01:09:49Oh.
01:09:51I told you.
01:09:52I already found the woman I love.
01:09:56What?
01:09:58Maximus, stop this.
01:10:03That Eva woman is scamming you, son.
01:10:06Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:10:10You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:10:13No, I'm not.
01:10:16Oh?
01:10:16I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:10:21I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:10:25What?
01:10:26Oh, that's her.
01:10:41The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:10:46Hi.
01:10:47Welcome in.
01:10:48Can I help you find something?
01:10:50I want to try those.
01:10:51Awesome.
01:10:55I'll get him for you right away.
01:10:57Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:11:03No, no, no.
01:11:05I know what I want.
01:11:06Size seven.
01:11:09Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:11:13Come on.
01:11:13She wants the white shoes.
01:11:14Ignore her.
01:11:21She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:11:23Here, let me help you.
01:11:24Come on.
01:11:28She seems kind.
01:11:31I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:11:38She's just doing her job.
01:11:41How do they feel?
01:11:42Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:11:46I think I need a size up.
01:11:48Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:11:53Right away.
01:11:54I'll be right back.
01:11:56She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:11:58Was I wrong about her?
01:12:00Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:12:18Well, who gives a shit?
01:12:20She can't walk.
01:12:24That's just pure evil.
01:12:27Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:12:32She's in a wheelchair.
01:12:33Who cares?
01:12:34It's the last pair.
01:12:36I get paid commission.
01:12:42I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:12:46See?
01:12:47This is your whole problem.
01:12:49This is why you'll always be broke.
01:12:54I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:12:57I'm not selling her junk.
01:12:59She has to deal with people like this?
01:13:02People who insult her all day?
01:13:04I'm your manager.
01:13:11Sell the old bitty the shoes, or you're fired.
01:13:20Did I stutter?
01:13:21You don't have to fire me.
01:13:29I quit.
01:13:35I don't work here anymore.
01:13:38Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:13:41They're broken.
01:13:42Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:13:44You're a good person, after all.
01:13:46Looks like I misjudged you.
01:13:50I'm sorry?
01:13:52Why are you still here, Eva?
01:13:55Get out!
01:14:01You're not disabled?
01:14:03Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:14:07Absolutely shameful.
01:14:10Who are you?
01:14:10I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group, and the owner of this store.
01:14:18You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:14:22I am.
01:14:23And you, my dear, are fired.
01:14:27What did I do?
01:14:30You are a good person.
01:14:33From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:14:36Are you serious?
01:14:43That's right.
01:14:44Don't be nervous, child.
01:14:47You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:14:56You, out.
01:14:59I'll leave.
01:15:02I'm leaving.
01:15:03I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:15:09No, don't worry.
01:15:11You're getting a promotion.
01:15:14You deserve it, my dear.
01:15:18First assignment?
01:15:20I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:15:26Pack it all up and bring it to my house, hmm?
01:15:30Okay, yeah.
01:15:33Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:15:36I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:15:45She's the mother of a CEO.
01:15:48Of course she lives like this.
01:15:49Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:16:05Max?
01:16:06Eva?
01:16:08What are you doing here?
01:16:10I, uh...
01:16:11There you are, Eva!
01:16:13Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:16:17My new daughter-in-law.
01:16:20What are you talking...
01:16:21That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:16:29Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:16:31Stop!
01:16:33And you?
01:16:34You lied to me at the store!
01:16:35You were both just testing me?
01:16:39Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:16:41I'm sorry, Eva.
01:16:42I thought you might be using my son just after his money, but I was wrong.
01:16:48Eva, please.
01:16:48I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:16:51Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:16:54How could you think that of me?
01:16:56It's not like that, dear.
01:16:58Eva, what are you talking about?
01:17:01Mom, what did you do?
01:17:02I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:17:06We're not together.
01:17:08And I can't love something that was never real.
01:17:14You made a horrible mistake.
01:17:17What are you waiting for, son?
01:17:19Go after her!
01:17:24Eva.
01:17:25Let me go!
01:17:25I swear, it's not what you think.
01:17:27But we come from two completely different worlds.
01:17:29Stop pretending like you care!
01:17:30I'm not pretending!
01:17:32Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:17:34And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:17:42Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:17:46Max, you came.
01:17:48God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:17:52I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:17:56Just say the word.
01:17:57See?
01:18:03Stop fighting.
01:18:06We belong together.
01:18:08You're wrong.
01:18:10Wrong about what?
01:18:12That you care?
01:18:14Or we belong together?
01:18:15Look, I already told you.
01:18:17We're from two completely different worlds.
01:18:19Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:18:23I want a fake divorce from my fake husband.
01:18:28Eva.
01:18:32Eva!
01:18:34I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:18:36Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:18:38Ow!
01:18:47Are you okay, Mommy?
01:18:49Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:18:51Come here.
01:19:00No, you're not fine.
01:19:01You're sad.
01:19:04I'm okay, sweetie.
01:19:05I miss Daddy, too.
01:19:12I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:19:17Don't you want to be with him?
01:19:20Love bug.
01:19:22You're right.
01:19:24What am I doing?
01:19:25Running like a coward?
01:19:28I've always taught you to be brave.
01:19:31Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:19:33I believe in you.
01:19:35What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:19:38I know exactly what to say to him.
01:19:43Maximus deserves to know Piper is his daughter.
01:19:53Enough sulking.
01:19:55Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:19:58Don't you think I want to?
01:20:00She doesn't want me.
01:20:02I didn't raise you to give up.
01:20:04Your daughter is still out there.
01:20:05You can't abandon her.
01:20:07Mom, you don't get it.
01:20:09I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:20:12And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:20:16What are you talking about?
01:20:18I already ran a DNA test.
01:20:21Piper is your daughter.
01:20:23What?
01:20:24See for yourself.
01:20:25I was right.
01:20:33Seven years ago.
01:20:35New Year's.
01:20:36That woman was Eva.
01:20:47Eva.
01:20:49Hey.
01:20:49Hey.
01:20:51Daddy!
01:20:53Daddy!
01:20:55Piper!
01:20:57I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:21:05You came back.
01:21:07I, uh...
01:21:10Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:21:20I, uh...
01:21:21I was scared.
01:21:24But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:21:26Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:21:31Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:21:33I have something to tell you, too.
01:21:38Piper is your daughter.
01:21:40You knew.
01:21:42My sweet granddaughter.
01:21:44Mama!
01:21:45Oh!
01:21:48Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:21:50But you've known this whole time?
01:21:52I was scared.
01:21:54Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:21:56I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:21:59How could you not know how I felt?
01:22:03I love you, Eva.
01:22:16I love you, too.
01:22:18I promise.
01:22:19For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:22:23As long as we're together,
01:22:25it doesn't matter where we are.
01:22:26I love you, Eva.
01:22:26I love you, Eva.
01:22:28I love you, too.
01:22:30I promise.
01:22:30For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:22:33Will you marry me, Eva?
01:22:39For real this time?
01:22:40Yes.
01:22:42Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:22:48Yes.
01:22:48Yes.
01:22:52Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas,
01:22:58and the Christmas after that and forever.
01:23:03I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:23:10Who's that?
01:23:13Eva!
01:23:15Take me back!
01:23:18I'm sorry!
01:23:19I'm sorry!
01:23:19I struck you tired!
01:23:20Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:23:26Again.
01:23:29No?
01:23:30Not funny?
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