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Celebrity Gogglebox S07E07 2025
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00:00What are these for?
00:01Premier League nightly wins.
00:03Is that from this year?
00:04Probably this year or last year.
00:06Yeah. How many did you get? Five this year?
00:08Four, yeah.
00:09Five. And you get a nice bonus as well, don't you,
00:11for winning the night?
00:12We can all do the maths, Luke. What's that?
00:13Whoa, five times. Whoa, you're doing all right.
00:16Nice. Some nice family photos.
00:19But you can do all this.
00:20You can't pass your driving theory.
00:26Oh!
00:27This is what we've tuned in for.
00:29Mulya, look at this. I can't.
00:30Oh! Wow!
00:32It's pretty racy telly, isn't it?
00:34Oh!
00:35Ah! What?
00:37Oh, no!
00:38Oh, this is awful.
00:39I'm crying.
00:39Oh!
00:40Oh, I'm happy.
00:43Yeah. That makes me happy.
00:45This is a bit of you.
00:46My people.
00:47Fish bumpies!
00:48All right!
00:49We've all got an undercarriage.
00:50Don't grow up.
00:53In the summer of 2025,
00:56we enjoyed lots of great telly.
00:59Singletons were full of hope as they looked for love abroad on Discovery Plus.
01:04People probably say, I'm a people pleaser.
01:06I like to say yes, not no.
01:09And I have, like, a resting happy face.
01:11A resting happy face?
01:12I think that would annoy me quite quick.
01:14Someone's just almost like this.
01:16Yeah, you're one of those people that frown upon people's happiness.
01:20No, I don't.
01:21No, I don't.
01:22You are.
01:23That's such an amazing trait to have.
01:25And you're like, oh, you'd dump someone because they're too happy.
01:28Too happy.
01:29The hardest working man in pop was on his travels on ITV.
01:35I'm Gary Barlow from Take That.
01:37There's a big audience out there and we're ready.
01:40And we're on a huge world tour.
01:42I saw Jason Orange the other day and I've got to tell you this the truth, no-one sees him
01:47and everyone's looking for him on Reddit.
01:48This is true.
01:49And he did like a traitors.
01:50When he recognised...
01:51When he realised I'd recognised him, I was in Muswell Hill.
01:54This is God's honest truth.
01:55I was like, that's Jason Orange.
01:56And he went like this.
01:57What, he hid?
01:58He hid and sort of smiled and scurried off.
02:00And then I Googled it and no-one knows where he is.
02:03What did you Google?
02:05Where's Jason Orange?
02:06Jason Orange, what's he been up to?
02:08Does he live in Muswell Hill?
02:10And the bed-hopping began on ITV too.
02:14Is everyone happy now in their new couples?
02:17I don't even feel like I need to say it to you much, lad.
02:21I am glad, though, that I'm not in the dating game anymore.
02:25And to be clear, I never was.
02:26How did you meet your missus?
02:28Well, I did the classic move of working with her for a year.
02:32Oh, OK.
02:33Player!
02:34He got game!
02:43In Essex...
02:44They're lovely crisps, then.
02:46I like them.
02:47Kettle chips.
02:48They were the kettle ones, they're nice.
02:50They cook them in a kettle.
02:52Rylan and his mum, Linda.
02:54So, you know, like your kettle, for example,
02:56you could slice up potato...
02:58Right, this ain't a wind-up.
02:59I'm telling you now, Mum.
03:00Oh, well...
03:01That's why they're called kettle chips.
03:02Oh, I'm going to try, then.
03:03You slice up potato, put it in...
03:05Yeah.
03:06And...
03:07You're winding me up, ain't you?
03:09Oh, is that your bear's arm?
03:11Sorry.
03:12Look.
03:13Do you know what?
03:14No, it's only when you said,
03:15I'm going to try it.
03:16I thought, you better not.
03:17You can burn the earth, though.
03:19In June, it was time to find out
03:21how clever some famous faces were on ITV.
03:25I'm actually getting a little bit hot now,
03:27thinking about the fact
03:28we're going to have to try and answer this question,
03:29and I think you're going to get it,
03:31and I'm not,
03:32because the 1% Club is not my comfort zone.
03:34How would you say your general knowledge is?
03:36Oh, not good.
03:37No.
03:38I'll be honest, that was the answer as I expected.
03:40Yeah.
03:41You've got the right answer.
03:42You just have no general knowledge,
03:44because you don't watch the news.
03:45I do watch the news.
03:46Do you?
03:47Yeah.
03:48I always swipe to the little side,
03:50like, thing on my phone.
03:51I don't mean the news on your phone,
03:52I mean on the TV.
03:53Yeah, I watch you.
03:54Do you?
03:55When Mum puts it on.
03:56Tonight, our contestants are all
03:58professional footballers and celebrities
04:00who support Soccer Aid.
04:01Why haven't they asked me to play on Soccer Aid?
04:04Oh, I hate it when they do celebrity versions of stuff.
04:08It's never as good as just the normal ones.
04:10I normally do quite all right on this.
04:11You're good at any quiz, you are.
04:12It's time for our first question.
04:13Right, get ready.
04:14Lock in.
04:15Right, lock in.
04:16Lock in.
04:17Lock in.
04:1890%, this is always easy.
04:19This is like, what day is it?
04:20Which of the following three pieces doesn't
04:21correctly match the image?
04:22Ooh, I like chill, Scott.
04:23I do.
04:24Easily, the ear.
04:25Earring B.
04:26Yeah, earring B.
04:27Wait, the eye?
04:28No, it's not the eye.
04:29No, the earring.
04:30What doesn't match?
04:31Doesn't match.
04:32No, I think there's an extra wrinkle there and
04:33they shouldn't be.
04:34But then it, no, because of a mouth.
04:35No, it doesn't match.
04:36No, it doesn't match.
04:37Doesn't match.
04:38No, it's the eyebrow.
04:39Nobody should get this wrong.
04:40We can't be out for this one.
04:41See, that's the thing as well, the earring is
04:42Aw, okay?
04:43No, it's not the eye.
04:44No, it's the earring.
04:45It doesn't match?
04:46It doesn't match.
04:47It doesn't match.
04:48No, I think there's an extra wrinkle there
04:50and there shouldn't be.
04:51But then, no, because of a mouth.
04:53Oh my god, I think your eye's okay, the mouth isn't.
04:55I think it's the eyebrow.
04:56No, it's B.
04:57It's E.
04:59It's B.
05:00Yeah, my hand.
05:01Nobody should get this wrong.
05:04We can't be out for this one.
05:07That's the thing as well, they always make it easy for celebrities cos you're all thick.
05:12I've even forgot what we did.
05:14Yeah, we was naming what we did.
05:16B, did we do? Yeah, yeah.
05:18One out?
05:20Right, we lost one of you.
05:24He's a referee. Is he? Yeah.
05:26Do you see what they say about referees, boy?
05:28You don't know what you're doing.
05:31He's the ref that's always on Sky, stands by the wrong decisions,
05:35so I'm glad he's out.
05:36It's B, cos the earring is different on Jill's ear.
05:39Ooh, we got it right, B.
05:41Yes, indeed.
05:4290% of the country got that right, and you and the ref got it wrong.
05:47Let's move on to the 35% question.
05:49Oh, 35, mate. Oh, no.
05:51Get on your game.
05:52This is gonna be hard.
05:53Ooh, trickier, ooh.
05:55Which Premier League football team is this rhyming code for?
05:58Nest Jam.
06:00Nest Jam.
06:01It's not West Ham, is it?
06:03Ah! He's on it! He's on it! It's West Ham!
06:06West Ham.
06:07Why is it West Ham?
06:08Nest Jam.
06:11Bird's Nest Jam Jam, yeah?
06:13Bird's Nest Jam Jam.
06:15Come on.
06:16Tottenham.
06:17Nes Pot.
06:18Tottenham. Tottenham.
06:19No, it's a rhyming.
06:21Yes, bro. Tottenham.
06:22West Ham.
06:23West Ham.
06:24West Ham.
06:25West Ham.
06:26West Ham.
06:27West Ham.
06:28Liverpool.
06:29I don't know all the teams.
06:30Arsenal.
06:31Brentford.
06:32Nest Jam.
06:33Nest Jam.
06:34Don't say Nest Jam.
06:35You said Nest Jam 17 times now.
06:36It's not helping.
06:37West Ham!
06:38West Ham!
06:39What?
06:40West Ham.
06:41West Ham.
06:42West Ham rhymes with Nest Jam.
06:43I can't believe you actually got that right.
06:45That's fucking unbelievable.
06:46I'm not going to lie, that was very quick for me.
06:47I'm quite proud of that.
06:48That's it.
06:49Nest Jam!
06:50Yeah, if you say it quick and fuck.
06:51Ooh!
06:52Ooh!
06:53Ooh!
06:54Ooh!
06:55Nest Jam!
06:56I don't know their chant.
06:57Also, yeah, you've never been to a football game.
06:59Ooh!
07:00Ooh!
07:01Ooh!
07:02Ooh!
07:03What's that?
07:04It's time for the 30% question.
07:05Come on, Perry.
07:06Head in the game.
07:0730% question.
07:08What does that even mean?
07:09Which England footballer is spelling?
07:11What does that mean?
07:12West Ham.
07:13West Ham.
07:14West Ham.
07:15West Ham.
07:16West Ham.
07:17West Ham.
07:18West Ham.
07:19West Ham.
07:20What's the result out in this code below?
07:21Oh no.
07:22Eh?
07:23How am I supposed to know hieroglyphics?
07:25I used to know them, I used to learn them.
07:27I used to have a hieroglyphics bookmark on papyrus.
07:33What?
07:34They've got to be Roman letters or something.
07:36Snake-eye, bird-wave.
07:38Whale, comb-eye-foot wings.
07:41What?
07:42Let me concentrate.
07:45Oh, er...
07:46It's got a fan-Kirby, I think.
07:47I think one of us has to just gamble.
07:49You have to go somewhere and I'll go somewhere.
07:51Otherwise we're both out.
07:55Hey, Mary Earps.
07:56I'm going to go Fran Kirby.
07:57Sorry, it's Fran Kirby.
07:58Because the second letter of the first name and the third letter of the last name are the same in Fran and Kirby.
08:06It makes no sense at all.
08:07Absolutely not.
08:08I think I'm using a pass.
08:09I've definitely used my pass.
08:10Let's see who got it right.
08:11Everyone's going to be out.
08:12This is going to separate the wheat from the chaff, I'll tell you that for now.
08:17Oh, and they're just ticking them off.
08:21Well, and me.
08:22No, because we used a pass.
08:23It's Fran Kirby.
08:24The only symbol that is repeated represents the second letter of the first name and the third letter of the second name.
08:30Mmm!
08:32Mmm!
08:33Ross, you need to go on there.
08:34Is that your most clever now?
08:36Oh, no.
08:37Absolutely not.
08:38You took a guess and I took a guess.
08:39Strategically, we played for each other there because we took a punt each.
08:42After whittling down the sports stars and celebrities here in the studio, we are left with the 1% question.
08:47This is it.
08:48Right.
08:49Deals.
08:50Come on.
08:51In the opening verse to the original version of Three Lions, what two words feature exactly three times in the lyrics?
09:00Mum, please don't.
09:01They've seen it all before.
09:04They just know they're so sure.
09:09Is it it?
09:10It?
09:11It.
09:12It.
09:13It.
09:14It.
09:15It.
09:16It.
09:17It.
09:18It.
09:19It.
09:20So it's it and no?
09:21No.
09:22It and no.
09:23England is going to throw and blow it away, but no, so no.
09:26Is it no?
09:27I don't know.
09:30Oh, this game's stressing me out.
09:32Three no's.
09:33It's no and it.
09:34No and it.
09:35Yeah, there's three no's.
09:36No and it.
09:37No and it.
09:39It and no.
09:41It and no.
09:42That's what I said.
09:43I said no, did I?
09:44Yeah, you said no.
09:46No and it!
09:48Yeah!
09:49It's literally the greatest moment of my life.
09:54Why didn't they ask you to run then?
09:56Can't believe it.
09:57And they all thought I was dopey.
09:59Yeah.
10:00But why did we get it right?
10:01Because you're fucking intelligent.
10:03You're answering things right and you just do it automatically.
10:06Yeah.
10:07Yeah.
10:08Yeah, without thought.
10:09Since you start thinking.
10:10I do everything without thought.
10:11I mean there's nothing worse than fucking thinking is there?
10:13Yeah, yeah.
10:14Yeah.
10:15Yeah.
10:16Yeah.
10:17Yeah.
10:18Yeah.
10:19I like your socks Joe.
10:20They're tartan.
10:21Where are they from?
10:22Scotland.
10:23Friends Roisin and Joe.
10:24They're not from Scotland.
10:25I get all my socks in Scotland.
10:26You don't get all my socks?
10:27I do.
10:28I get my socks in Scotland, my trousers from Wales and my top and my underwear from England.
10:42And Ireland I accessorise.
10:45I accessorise from Ireland.
10:47Okay.
10:48Socks from Scotland, trousers from Wales, tops and underwear from England.
10:53I don't care about the rest of your clothes.
10:55Okay.
10:56I only cared about the socks.
10:57The rest of your clothes are boring.
10:59The socks add some pizzazz.
11:00Do you want to work up my luggage?
11:01No.
11:02Mainland Europe.
11:03In July, there was some transatlantic dating on Discovery Plus.
11:08Hey Clay, you're single.
11:09Would you let me matchmake you?
11:10No.
11:11No.
11:12What do you mean no right away?
11:13Who would you put me with?
11:14Would you not trust me?
11:15I don't know.
11:16I once went on a date where I lived in Paris with a French girl.
11:23Woohoo, la la.
11:25So I might be able to bring some expertise to this.
11:28I've got a friend who's married to someone who lives abroad and he quite likes it because
11:31he's got to come back here for work so he gets to be away from her quite a lot.
11:34That sounds like a good relationship.
11:36Oh yeah.
11:37Rock solid.
11:38I'm Victoria.
11:39Hi Victoria.
11:40I like her already.
11:41I love her.
11:42In a few hours I'm headed to the airport going to Ireland.
11:45Ireland.
11:46You do like Irish accents.
11:47I love an Irish accent.
11:48I mean I do love a ginger.
11:50I love a ginger.
11:51I love a ginger.
11:52That's why I'm going to Ireland.
11:53Love some freckles.
11:54They drink a lot.
11:55I mean she has to stereotype the whole notion there.
11:58She's going to Ireland because you think they drink a lot, they're ginger and they have freckles.
12:02Sorry?
12:04She calls herself an equal opportunity dater.
12:07This is a matchmaker.
12:08But what it actually means is that she's desperate to date anyone.
12:12Flippity, alright Trina.
12:14She's desperate to date anyone.
12:16I want to see your wishlist.
12:19Oh, wishlist.
12:20Here we go.
12:21Right, let's find out what she wants.
12:22So what have we got here?
12:24Okay, full head of hair.
12:26Full head of hair, good.
12:28No bald people.
12:29Right.
12:30Because I feel like I'm like spontaneous and I want someone with like a dark side.
12:35A dark side?
12:36Yeah, I'm really into goths.
12:37Yeah, or evil villains.
12:39Yeah, preferably stroking a cat on a spinning chair.
12:43Or what?
12:44Tattoos.
12:45Do like drugs on the spur of the moment.
12:47Did she say drugs?
12:49Did she say drugs?
12:50You know, someone who could do drugs on the spur of the moment.
12:53I thought she said that.
12:54What the fuck?
12:55Someone like wild, like maybe they've been arrested.
12:59I've been in prison.
13:00She wants an absolute rogue.
13:02Normally you say I quite like bad boys but I shouldn't.
13:05She got really excited.
13:06I need him to have been arrested.
13:08Need a few tattoos, preferably on the neck.
13:11I really love a mugshot.
13:12More!
13:14Today is my first official date.
13:16Katarina has picked an oyster farm for our date spot.
13:19An oyster farm.
13:20Bit obvious.
13:21An oyster farm with a bad boy.
13:23So, the match I have for Victoria is Dave.
13:26Dave.
13:27Dave.
13:28Dave.
13:29Dave, the dangerous Dave.
13:31Dangerous Dave.
13:32Watch out.
13:33Let's see if an Irish bad boy is the kind of guy Victoria needs.
13:38Irish bad boy.
13:39Come on.
13:40Where's Dave at?
13:43Frickin' hell.
13:45Aspen.
13:48He's so sad.
13:49Why does he sound like the cross-channel fairy?
13:53Hey.
13:54How are you?
13:55Good, how are you?
13:56Very good.
13:57Nice to meet you.
13:58He looks like a nice boy.
13:59Nice.
14:00He looks quite nice, doesn't he?
14:01It's all just there.
14:03Ah!
14:04There you go.
14:05Oh, God.
14:06Don't give dangerous Dave a hose.
14:08Can I blast myself with it?
14:09Can I blast myself with it?
14:10Yeah, look.
14:13Whoa!
14:14He's mad!
14:16He's mad!
14:17He's mad!
14:18He's fucking mad!
14:19That was kind of sore, actually.
14:21Of course it was.
14:22You just jet washed your face, Dave.
14:25Probably got a black eye.
14:27Yeah, quite sore, actually.
14:29Victoria seems like she's up for good fun and I really like that about her. I appreciated that. So, like, I wouldn't mind, like, sleeping with her.
14:36HE LAUGHS
14:37HE LAUGHS
14:39HE LAUGHS
14:40HE LAUGHS
14:41Dave is unbelievable!
14:43That is definitely an aprodisiac. I am getting so excited. I'm feeling randy now. What about you?
14:48You sweet-talking bastard.
14:50HE LAUGHS
14:51Imagine in broad daylight without a drink, without even a bit of flirting, someone just goes, I've got the horn for you!
14:58Just to let you know, I have an erection. I've had four oysters and I'm as hard as a tank.
15:06Let me try some, like, the green sauce. Is that enough?
15:11He's put too much on there.
15:12This is going to be another Dave Wilde moment, isn't it?
15:15Mm.
15:16Not wild.
15:17Yeah.
15:18HE LAUGHS
15:19HE LAUGHS
15:21HE LAUGHS
15:22He's taken the horn out of him.
15:25HE LAUGHS
15:26Speaking of spice, let's put some in my heart.
15:29Please do it. Please do it. Please do it. Please do it. Please do it.
15:32HE LAUGHS
15:34What are you doing?
15:35No!
15:36No! No! No! No! No!
15:37HE LAUGHS
15:39HE LAUGHS
15:41HE LAUGHS
15:44HE LAUGHS
15:45Imagine being on a date.
15:47It's so wondrous.
15:49Oh, my eye.
15:50HE LAUGHS
15:52HE LAUGHS
15:54He's an absolute fucking lunatic.
15:57For her next date, great icebreaker.
16:01But to be able to go, what's your worst first date? No one would believe her.
16:04Yeah, that's true.
16:05A guy turned up with a train horn that told me he was horny and then poured Tabasco in his eyes.
16:10Yeah, and sprayed himself in the face with a high-pressured hose.
16:16In Manchester...
16:17Do you know what? In all my time, I've never been on a parent's WhatsApp group.
16:22How good is that at school?
16:24That's terrible.
16:25Friends Mark and Kelly.
16:27Oh, they're funny, though.
16:28They're not.
16:29They are.
16:30I was class rep when you...
16:31Class rep when you...
16:32HE LAUGHS
16:33HE LAUGHS
16:34Oh, no!
16:35Class rep?
16:36Yeah.
16:37What did you have to do to be class rep?
16:39I don't know, but I put a lot of GIFs on my... on my WhatsApps.
16:42You'd have hated me.
16:43You'd just put GIFs on your WhatsApps all the time.
16:45You'd have hated me.
16:46I would put little things out going, morning, everyone!
16:49HE LAUGHS
16:50Leave.
16:52Leave.
16:53Mark Chapman has left the group.
16:55HE LAUGHS
16:57In the summer, we were taken on another big boating adventure with this.
17:02Quick, hurry up.
17:04What?
17:05Because we're going to miss canal boat diaries.
17:06If you don't change the channel.
17:08Have you been on a canal boat?
17:09Yeah, bro.
17:10Slept on one.
17:11Really?
17:12Horrible experience.
17:13HE LAUGHS
17:15I'm Robbie Cumming.
17:16That's me.
17:19Hello.
17:20That's him.
17:21I've watched this before.
17:22I love him.
17:23You know what?
17:24I think Robbie's now become one of me heroes.
17:25And this is my narrowboat home.
17:27The Naughty Lass.
17:29The Naughty Lass.
17:30Hello.
17:31I like that.
17:32I like that name.
17:33Naughty Lass.
17:34Double entendre.
17:35Come on.
17:36Come on.
17:37I learnt that word recently, you know.
17:38Really?
17:39I've been waiting to use it, boy.
17:41Lovely start to the morning.
17:43He just had his hands in the Naughty Lass's gearbox then.
17:45Can you show that on the telly?
17:48This time I'm tackling the Basingstoke Canal.
17:52The Basingstoke Canal.
17:54Don't want to throw shade at anyone here.
17:57Doesn't sound amazing.
18:04Do you reckon by lock three it's a bit boring?
18:06I think it's...
18:07Like, the first one's quite fun.
18:08Yeah, the...
18:09Second one, you get the end of it and then you're like,
18:11Oh, this again.
18:12Novelty's worn off.
18:13This trip is likely to be a bit of a challenge for me.
18:16Go on.
18:17The Basingstoke Canal is notorious for weed.
18:22Basingstoke Canal's notorious for weed.
18:24It is.
18:25Always, always was.
18:26Always was, yeah.
18:27Always was, mate.
18:28Weed?
18:29Weed.
18:30Oh.
18:31Getting caught on the propeller.
18:32Oh, no.
18:33Weeds.
18:34Oh, weeds.
18:35I thought you meant weed.
18:36No.
18:37Although it's somewhere I'm really looking forward to exploring,
18:39there is a side of me that's thinking,
18:41can I actually make it to the end?
18:43I don't know.
18:44Oh, shit.
18:45There's the jeopardy.
18:46Robbie, don't be mad.
18:47Turn back.
18:48It's the Basingstoke Canal.
18:50As soon as I enter it, there's a massive raft of weeds.
18:54Oh.
18:55He's got to get through those weeds.
18:56Yeah.
18:57And what we know, the Basingstoke Canal is notorious for them, Denise.
19:02Here we go.
19:03I love you.
19:04Go on.
19:05Thankfully, that weed wasn't a worry.
19:07Oh, thank God for that.
19:09That's it.
19:10I'm so happy for you.
19:11Woo!
19:13Right.
19:14Another early morning and I just need to make myself some breakfast
19:17before I set off.
19:18Oh, what's he going to have?
19:19This is going to be interesting.
19:22What's he got?
19:23Looking at my supplies here of my homemade muesli.
19:28That needs to be topped up.
19:30There's nothing like watching someone make their own muesli.
19:34I'll tell you what, mate.
19:35That's it.
19:36Life in the fast lane.
19:38Add some more oats.
19:40Some seeds.
19:41Dried fruit.
19:43That's not breakfast.
19:44No.
19:45And I usually put in some kind of naughty sugary cereal,
19:49so I've got some hoops.
19:50Hang on.
19:51He's chucked some Cheerios in there.
19:53Yeah.
19:54That's not healthy.
19:55Oh!
19:56He's the most wholesome but boring man I've ever met.
19:59And, guys, no-one's said anything but, uh, Frosted Truddies.
20:03It's like, ooooh!
20:04Oh, I feel sorry for him now.
20:10Why?
20:11I don't know.
20:12Look at him.
20:13Look at his little hat.
20:14It's so patronising.
20:15Look at his little hat.
20:16He's coming into fleet.
20:20Oh, he's coming into fleet now.
20:22Oh!
20:23I've just seen possibly the lowest bridge that I've ever come across.
20:28Oh.
20:29Oh, no.
20:31This is the highlight of his day.
20:34This is hilarious.
20:35That's gonna be tricky.
20:36I think it gets stuck.
20:37I think the boat gets stuck.
20:38Well, if it does, it'll liven it the fuck up.
20:39Yeah.
20:40Oh!
20:41No!
20:42Robbie!
20:43I think there might have been some breakage.
20:44Oh, shit.
20:45He's gonna be stuck.
20:46This is what we've tuned in for.
20:47The boat is basically wedged underneath this bridge.
20:48Why did he go that far, then?
20:49I don't know what I'm gonna do.
20:50And they thought the weed was gonna be the problem.
20:53Common sense.
20:54Like, why did he not just think, oh, I'm not getting under there?
20:57Take all the stuff off.
20:58He's used all his energy.
20:59Oh, no!
21:00Oh, no!
21:01Oh, no!
21:02Oh, no!
21:03Robbie!
21:04I think there might have been some breakage.
21:05Oh, shit.
21:06He's gonna be stuck.
21:07This is what we've tuned in for.
21:08The boat is basically wedged underneath this bridge.
21:09Why did he go that far, then?
21:10I don't know what I'm gonna do.
21:11And they thought the weed was gonna be the problem.
21:12Common sense.
21:13Take all the stuff off.
21:14He's used all his energies on knocking up his own muesli.
21:17Yeah.
21:18I have to call my friend Jamie.
21:19He lives locally with his family.
21:21And he helped me the other day, so I'm hoping he can help me again.
21:25Unless he's fucking Superman or something.
21:29What do you want?
21:30I imagine turning up to that going, what the fuck do you want?
21:32What do you want me to do?
21:33Yeah, why have you called me?
21:34Well, because you're a mate and I know you live local.
21:37You know, I work in an office.
21:40He came down, jumped on the front of the boat, adding a bit more weight.
21:45He jumped way out.
21:47Does he?
21:48That gave us just enough room, with Jamie on the front, to get the boat underneath the bridge.
21:53Wow.
21:54And he's through.
21:55Oh, thank God.
21:56That was real.
21:57That was touch and go, then.
21:59Thanks for rescuing me.
22:01Thanks, Jamie.
22:02See ya.
22:03Is this actually a show?
22:04Yeah.
22:05I'll be honest with you.
22:06He's not done a good job of showing you how good a life could be on a little narrowboat.
22:10No, what he has done is show you what it's really like.
22:12No.
22:13He has.
22:14You need to eat food out of boxes.
22:16You get stuck under...
22:17You know the way television works.
22:19It was all ex-factored and made to look more interesting than what it was.
22:23That was more interesting?
22:25Yes.
22:26Yes.
22:34In Essex.
22:35Do I tell you what shocks me to this day?
22:37I can't get over it.
22:38Do you know how much a pack of dishwasher tablets are?
22:40I don't know why they're pricing them there.
22:43You need a small mortgage for dishwasher tablets.
22:47Best mates Jordan and Perry.
22:49Oh, sorry.
22:50If I take them home and I've got to rip the packet open.
22:52Yeah.
22:53Fuming.
22:54A little pot that pops.
22:55Yeah.
22:56But even when you rip the packet open, I find it all the time.
22:58It's like putting my hand...
22:59You put your hand in it.
23:00A lot of them are burst.
23:01Like all the time.
23:02Maybe I'm just too rough when I'm shopping.
23:03No, you're heavy handed.
23:04I am quite heavy handed.
23:05I love...
23:06I'm nine and ever burst.
23:07I like doing that and then going...
23:08Okay.
23:09I think you need to...
23:11You need to grow up a bit, man.
23:12Really?
23:13Yeah.
23:14That's how you turn the dishwasher on.
23:15I think you need to live a little.
23:16Next time...
23:17Next time you put your hand in that packet, I'm telling you.
23:20Do that.
23:21Yeah.
23:22Is that it?
23:24Yeah, but it's better without the eye contact.
23:29Back in June, Weatherfield's finest were on the warpath again on ITV.
23:35I had done something in Coronation Street, I could never tell anyone.
23:39I went to a party there once.
23:41I won't let you know what happened, but it was...
23:43What, you mean on set?
23:44On set?
23:45Yeah.
23:46In the back of the rovers.
23:47Coronation Street.
23:48I...
23:49The funniest of the soaps, am I wrong?
23:50What's the concept?
23:52Is it one street?
23:53Is it like Sesame Street?
23:54No.
23:55It's just the area, isn't it?
23:56It's not...
23:57No.
23:58Big Bird's gonna make it a bit, isn't it?
23:59That's only my favourite, Mrs Snuffleupagus.
24:00The Snuffleupagus, like Oscar.
24:01In the episode, we dropped into Roy's roles and a tense standoff between Lou and Maria.
24:17Do you want something?
24:18What?
24:19Me and my family are decent people, I'd prefer if you kept your distance.
24:23Oh, no.
24:24Hold on, hold on, hold on.
24:26That's a bold opener, isn't it?
24:28Yes, I mean...
24:29You scumbag.
24:30Just stay out of my business and I'll stay out of yours.
24:33Oh!
24:34Choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo.
24:36That's what you're like.
24:37Choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo.
24:38Oh, dear.
24:39Something wrong, yeah?
24:41Oh, I don't know, I just...
24:44I guess I just feel like I'm trying so hard to fit in round here and no-one wants to know me.
24:48Well, no-one wants to know Lou because...
24:50Why not?
24:51...the old fella killed the cop, killed Craigie.
24:55Did he?
24:56Yeah.
24:57So her husband's been done for murder and she's just trying to fit in now?
24:59Well, I think everybody's still very angry with that husband of yours.
25:03So who's...?
25:05I just think everybody's a bit miffed with your husband for killing that police officer.
25:11With that husband of yours?
25:12He's a cheeky bugger, isn't he?
25:14David was supposed to take this to the bank but I haven't seen Hyde nor her of him.
25:19She's not daft.
25:20Did you see her eyes laid up when Audrey was doing the till?
25:23Yeah.
25:24I can take it if you like.
25:25No, no, it's all right.
25:27Er, Shona can give it to him and give him a kick up the backside.
25:31She's been in a lot of plates here, Audrey, isn't she?
25:33There.
25:34This is her in the scene.
25:35Hold on.
25:36Hold on.
25:37What do you want?
25:38No, you take it.
25:40No, no.
25:41You take it.
25:42No, you.
25:43No.
25:44Which one of you will take it?
25:47A bit later and everyone had popped round to David Platt's for a barbecue.
25:51She said it was a deal breaker.
25:52Why is David so iconic?
25:54Mmm.
25:55This is the fellow that's just one big brother.
25:56Big brother.
25:57And a couple load of that.
26:00I saw that last time I came.
26:02What is it?
26:03Oh, David loves his new table, does he?
26:06Right, everyone, nibbles.
26:07No, not on there.
26:09Seriously, don't, don't put them on there.
26:12Come on.
26:13So it's fun.
26:14Massive chat about a table.
26:15I was going to say, what, are they all just talking about the one piece of table?
26:17Yeah, it's a big topic in the outsides.
26:19That must have been a local tree.
26:20All right, Barry Keoghan's got the same one, apparently.
26:23No, he has.
26:24Who's Barry Keoghan?
26:25Barry Keoghan, the actor.
26:27Barry Kean.
26:28Has he got Kean?
26:30From Saltburn.
26:31David.
26:32Ah.
26:33Here.
26:34What do you want me to do with this?
26:36What is it?
26:37It's cash from the salon.
26:38Oh.
26:39She's got an eye on that cash from the salon again, Lou.
26:42Blotting and scheming.
26:43It's like a front for a heroin business, isn't it?
26:46Audrey would be right on it, wouldn't she?
26:48Yeah.
26:53Is she eyeing up the coffee table?
26:54She is as well.
26:56She's seen that coffee table.
26:57Is that Barry Keoghan's one?
27:03I was sneaking the cat.
27:04Mm-mm.
27:05Don't do it, Lou!
27:06Don't do it, Lou!
27:07Don't do it, Lou!
27:12Should I put it back?
27:13Put it back.
27:14Good choice!
27:16I knew it!
27:17Oh!
27:18Oh!
27:19Oh, how dare you!
27:20Oh, I was just looking for something.
27:21Yeah, I know exactly what you were doing, you thieving cow.
27:23Oh!
27:24Thieving cow.
27:25See, that's what I would have called her to.
27:26I was looking for a brown envelope.
27:27I brought my own brown envelope with me.
27:29Saw a brown envelope there.
27:30I thought, oh, is that my brown envelope?
27:32No, that's the one with all the money in it.
27:33That's not.
27:34Yeah, that's got the money.
27:35I don't want that one.
27:36My one's the one without the money in it.
27:37Yeah.
27:38Which is, erm...
27:39So, if you do see that, let me know.
27:41Anyway, love this coffee table.
27:43I know you're up to summit.
27:44Why are you necking me?
27:45You're going nowhere.
27:46What are you doing?
27:47Get off of it, Maria!
27:49You're going nowhere.
27:50You're going nowhere.
27:51You're going to sit on that coffee table, love.
27:53They're going to smash the table.
27:54David's going to be livid.
27:56Don't fight near the table!
27:57Shut up.
27:58You have to know it all.
27:59Right, I think we're going to have to send out for pizza.
28:01I wouldn't even give that to David the duck.
28:04No!
28:05What was that?
28:06The table!
28:07Barry Cougar's coffee table!
28:09No!
28:10What was that, smash?
28:11You know what it was, David.
28:12It's your coffee table, mate.
28:13Oh, my arm is killing me!
28:14Oh, you're joking!
28:15Are you OK?
28:16You're joking!
28:17You're joking!
28:18You're joking!
28:19You're joking!
28:20You're joking!
28:21You're joking!
28:22You're joking!
28:23You're joking!
28:24You're joking!
28:25You're joking!
28:26You're joking!
28:27You're joking!
28:28You're joking!
28:29That was Barry Kiergens' one!
28:30I didn't fall and I'm not drunk.
28:33She pushed me.
28:34Oh!
28:35Oh!
28:36Oh!
28:37Come on.
28:38Who's standing on what side?
28:39She was rummaging through that bag, yeah?
28:41And I said to her, what are you playing at?
28:43She said nothing.
28:44So I said, right, OK, show me your pockets then.
28:46She did.
28:47Look at them all standing around there like it's fucking Cluedo.
28:51I like how she's explaining everything and poor old David's there just looking at his table.
28:58Just looking through.
28:59Just picking up the bits.
29:01You know, if you don't believe me, just look and she's on his bag.
29:05Ooh!
29:08Money's still here.
29:09Still, she's guilty.
29:11But it's not all Arrow, is it?
29:13Is it not?
29:14Why is the painting of Jim Broadbent behind her?
29:16Oh, yeah.
29:18Do you reckon that was a real table they used?
29:21Or was it a stunt table?
29:22I hope not.
29:23Fake accusations.
29:24It's going to keep me up tonight.
29:26I'm not going to stop thinking about that coffee table, Claire.
29:28Sorry, Matt.
29:31In London.
29:32Shall we compare helmets?
29:34Because you got a Vespa here, I got a bike.
29:36Wow, yours is very pink and shiny.
29:38Mates Monja and Jamie.
29:40I'm aerodynamic, yeah?
29:42Look at that, look at that.
29:43You look like a professional.
29:44Look at the point on that, yeah?
29:46I'm a professional cyclist when I do this.
29:48It's unbelievable.
29:49Isn't it?
29:50Stay like that, stay like that.
29:51Do you know how you can tell if it's good?
29:52Stay like that.
29:53Don't move, don't move.
29:54This is how you can tell, Freddie.
29:55Let's just, ready?
29:56Look at the arch.
29:57The arch is crazy.
29:58Get on.
29:59Get on.
30:00No, no, not water, bro.
30:01Because now I can't move.
30:02Okay, yeah, yeah.
30:03But now do the legs, do the legs.
30:04No, because it's going to spill on me.
30:05It's not.
30:06You've just trapped me.
30:07You've trapped me in some sort of weird twisted sore challenge.
30:10Right, if I cycle real slowly.
30:12Okay, go and pedal.
30:13I'm pedalling, I'm just going up a hill.
30:15Pedal.
30:16I am pedalling, bro.
30:17Pedal.
30:21In the summer, Gary Barlow was enjoying some culinary delights down under on ITV.
30:29I'm into my wine at the minute, aren't I?
30:31Yeah, you have really got into wine.
30:32Oh, I love it.
30:33Every time I ring you, it's like, yeah, I've just enjoyed a bottle of red.
30:36And I'm like...
30:37He's aged better, actually.
30:38He looks much better now than when he was first and take that, yeah.
30:42Really?
30:43Yeah.
30:44Men do seem to age well.
30:45Don't we?
30:46Generally.
30:47Most men.
30:48No.
30:49He had a good lockdown, didn't he, Barlow?
30:51What do you mean?
30:55What did he do in lockdown?
30:57He played his piano a lot online.
30:59Did he?
31:00Yeah.
31:01It's like someone was watching him a lot on lockdown.
31:03He couldn't stop him, couldn't not watch him.
31:09I'm hundreds of miles from the nearest city.
31:11Alice Springs!
31:12We've been there.
31:13Yeah.
31:14But I'm not quite as alone as I look.
31:16Oh, he's got company.
31:18Who is it?
31:19Because unless I'm hallucinating...
31:22It's Ronan!
31:23I'd swear that was Ronan Keating coming towards me.
31:26What's he doing there?
31:27Oh, it's boy band heaven.
31:28Gary!
31:29Yes!
31:30Yes!
31:31What are the chances?
31:34I hate things like this on programmes like this, because...
31:37It's not a surprise, Gary.
31:38It's not a surprise.
31:39You've come in production have told you.
31:40They've told you.
31:41Ronan Keating's not walked there across Australia.
31:44Don't you bring me to all the nice places.
31:46Look at this.
31:47Sworn enemies up until ten minutes ago.
31:51That's the truth.
31:52I've got another surprise for Ronan.
31:54At least you'd like this one.
31:56They're actually very similar, aren't they?
31:57Yes, they are.
31:58They're slowly turning into the same person, aren't they?
32:00I think that's what Gary Barlow shows about.
32:02He just slowly turns everyone into Gary Barlow.
32:04Yeah.
32:05We try our hands at creating a sound that's become synonymous
32:08with Australia's indigenous culture.
32:11BT.
32:13I sense a didgeridoo will be a pun.
32:15Oh!
32:16The didgeridoo.
32:17It's going to be the didgeridoo.
32:18So we've come to a sand dune for a didgeridoo masterclass.
32:22I'd love to have a go on one of them.
32:24I think quite hard.
32:25I don't know.
32:26There's no buttons, is there?
32:27To learn all about the rhythms of this ancient, mystical instrument.
32:31Are they not allowed one?
32:32They've got to play the sticks.
32:33They can only afford one.
32:35You know what I really, really wanted to see today?
32:38Yeah.
32:39Is Gary Barlow and Ronan Keating banging sticks together.
32:42You said that before we started this.
32:43I did, yeah.
32:44I love that sound of the didgeridoo.
32:48Absolutely.
32:49You can't not love that sound.
32:51All day with that buzzing around your nut, eh?
32:54That'll twist your melon.
32:56Where you breathe is on the chit and on the do.
32:58What did he say?
33:00So, tu-a-ki, tu-a-ki.
33:02Go on and try that.
33:03Tu-a-ki, tu-a-ki.
33:04So, tu-a-ki, I leap out of the water going tu-a-ki, tu-a-ki.
33:07Then I come up to the part where I'm going to breathe and go, boom.
33:09He's been like the worst teacher in the whole world.
33:12I haven't got a single clue what he's talking about.
33:15Air here, air here.
33:17Mouth.
33:18Didge.
33:19Air, air.
33:20Two forces of meaning.
33:21Oh, shut up.
33:22Can I just say, it's a didgeridoo.
33:24All you've got to do is just blow?
33:26Yes.
33:27Hum at the back of your throat and just go, didgeridoo.
33:29Didgeridoo.
33:30Didgeridoo.
33:31Didgeridoo.
33:32Didgeridoo.
33:33Didgeridoo.
33:34Didgeridoo.
33:35Fucking Dalek.
33:36Didgeridoo.
33:37That's it, that's it.
33:40Beautiful.
33:41Didgeridoo.
33:42Love it.
33:43Bruno's involved now.
33:44I think you might be winding them up.
33:45I think it is.
33:46I feel like Ant and Dec are going to come out in a second.
33:48And again, they've got an earpiece the whole time.
33:51Listen.
33:53That's the didgeridoo.
33:54That's the didgeridoo.
33:55Oh, didgeridoo.
33:56Yeah, where's the do?
33:57Then the do.
33:59Not massively different.
34:00Put them together.
34:05He literally is just saying didgeridoo.
34:06Didgeridoo.
34:07Didgeridoo.
34:08Didgeridoo.
34:09Didgeridoo.
34:10Didgeridoo.
34:11Didgeridoo.
34:12Didgeridoo.
34:13Didgeridoo.
34:14Didgeridoo.
34:15What was the thing I need to do?
34:16Oh, no.
34:17He's not going to have a go, is he?
34:18Did you do that?
34:20Except that Sam's muffling it.
34:26Excuse me.
34:27Thanks, mate.
34:28And with that, we're both back where we started.
34:31On the rhythm section.
34:32Gary didn't have a go.
34:34Why isn't Gary going to have a go?
34:36He doesn't want to make an idiot of himself.
34:38Oh, OK.
34:39Is this really?
34:40I feel like I'm hallucinating.
34:41What would you rather play the maracas I digitally do?
34:42Well, the maracas are easily, but I play both equally as bad.
34:52In North London.
34:53Want a crisp?
34:54No.
34:55Try not to eat crisps.
34:56Why not?
34:57Why not?
34:58I'm just trying to, you know, keep it real.
34:59Stephen and his sister Anita.
35:00I did the marathon and then what happens is you stop running and you just eat for six
35:17months.
35:18So I'm going to try not to do that.
35:19Oh, I see.
35:20So you try not to eat?
35:21Well, I'm trying not to eat rubbish.
35:23I see.
35:24Yeah.
35:25Because you think you can eat anything when you're running that much and then you stop
35:28running and then you carry on eating that much.
35:29I love the way you just got that in there because I've just done the marathon.
35:32I just like to drop that into every occasion.
35:34Excuse me.
35:35Do you know that I just run the marathon a few weeks ago?
35:38Hello?
35:393.56 and 22 seconds.
35:42Oh, my God.
35:43In June, ITV livened up our morning with more of this.
35:49Wakey, wakey, mate.
35:50Fucking this morning's on.
35:52Come in, Bea.
35:53Let's see how they manage to fill a few hours of television.
36:04Jeez, come on, bro.
36:06This is something called morning TV.
36:08Yeah.
36:09You know, while you're asleep, other people are making television.
36:12Yeah.
36:13You've never watched this, have you?
36:14Because you've literally never been awake.
36:15Yeah.
36:16Not just any old Fish Friday today.
36:18No.
36:19It's officially...
36:20Officially.
36:21Get it?
36:22National Fish and Chip Day.
36:23National Fish and Chip Day.
36:24National Fish and Chip Day.
36:25National Fish and Chip Day, okay.
36:26Wow.
36:27Do you like fish and chips?
36:28I do.
36:29I love fish and chips.
36:30I like fish, chips, Lord Sutton Dinger and curry sauce to dip in.
36:34Oh, you're so northern.
36:36To celebrate, we've got the potato queen herself, Poppy O'Toole.
36:39Oh, I like Poppy, the potato.
36:41She cooks potatoes in lots of different ways.
36:42Right.
36:43Yeah, Poppy's amazing.
36:44She's incredible.
36:45I've seen this girl do things with potatoes that are inhuman.
36:47What's your favourite?
36:48Were you going to have a potato or go?
36:49Dock for moi.
36:50You fancy fucker.
36:52So, we've got the mega fish and chip butty.
36:54Oh, my goodness.
36:55But all of the components are quite flashy.
36:57Oh, look at that.
36:58Oh, yeah.
36:59Oh, murder that.
37:00Oh, man.
37:01That's not a fish butty, mate.
37:02That's a banquet.
37:04And I'm all for it.
37:0510.30 or not, mate.
37:06I'm in there.
37:07So, we're starting off with a vodka and tonic battered fish.
37:10What?
37:11Yes.
37:12Vodka.
37:13Vodka in the batter.
37:14Oh, she's my sort.
37:15I like her.
37:16Yeah.
37:17A tonic batter.
37:18Yeah.
37:19Just when it couldn't get any better.
37:20You would love that.
37:21Vodka, fish and chips.
37:22My worlds are colliding.
37:23What's your favourite fish to have as fish and chips?
37:25Cod, girl, haddock?
37:26Cod.
37:27It's got to be cod.
37:28This is journalism.
37:29I'm haddock.
37:30I am haddock.
37:31I love haddock.
37:32They all taste the same.
37:33They're in batter.
37:34I'd have a remote control for owning a deep fat fryer.
37:36What's your favourite fish for a...
37:38Haddock.
37:39Is it?
37:40Yeah, what's yours?
37:41Haddock as well, actually.
37:42Well, that's...
37:43Good chat.
37:44If you go to a fish and chips shop, what's your normal order?
37:46What about a pickled egg?
37:48I don't mind a pickled egg.
37:49I love a pickled egg.
37:50What are you?
37:51Oh, chips and a battered sausage.
37:53You love your sausage.
37:55I do.
37:56And a bit of curry sauce to dip it in.
37:58I've got another question.
38:02Really?
38:03If you...
38:04What do you drink with fish and chips?
38:06Dandelion and burdock.
38:07Oh.
38:08Yes!
38:09Water.
38:10You drink water?
38:11Because there's enough going on.
38:12Also, you know, I like to make the fish feel at home.
38:15Yeah, I go lemonade or a cup of tea.
38:17Ooh.
38:18Cup of tea?
38:19Nah, nah.
38:20Get Phil back.
38:21Get Phil back.
38:22Because he wouldn't drink tea.
38:23No, he wouldn't.
38:24He wouldn't.
38:25Get Phil back on.
38:26Really?
38:27A cup of tea?
38:28You know what's nice with the fish and chips?
38:29A Malbec.
38:30A Malbec with fish and chips?
38:32Is that wine?
38:33Well, I think it is.
38:34You don't fucking drink wine?
38:36Malbec wine with fish and chips?
38:38Unless you're an alcoholic.
38:40Well, unless you're the twat.
38:42HE LAUGHS
38:43Very nice.
38:44What do you drink at home?
38:45Just send that in to us so that we know.
38:47Let them know, Kelly.
38:48Let them know.
38:49Who's messaging this morning to tell them what drink they have with a chippy tea?
38:52F***ing hell.
38:53More people than you think.
38:55Oh, hang on one second.
38:56I'm just going to message this morning.
38:57I must let Alison and Turman know.
38:59I have a glass of water send.
39:01Some of your lovely goujons with your vodka tonic.
39:03How are we going to get our mouth round me?
39:05Well.
39:07I'm glad someone said it, Alison.
39:08That's too big for my mouth.
39:09Yeah, you can't open your mouth very wide, so that's not burning.
39:12Can't do it.
39:13Guys, I cannot eat that sandwich.
39:14Look at the size of that.
39:16That is a big sandwich.
39:17Go on.
39:18Go on.
39:19I would be like, you've got to go to break, because things are about to get real freaky
39:22with this sandwich.
39:23Honestly.
39:24Yeah, yeah.
39:25You would not want to come back to me.
39:26You come back from break and I'll be on the sofa going.
39:30In Birmingham.
39:31Do you know what I've got?
39:32What?
39:33What have you got?
39:34It's been so hot recently.
39:35Asper.
39:36I've got these at home that I use.
39:38What is that?
39:39They're fans, look.
39:40Alison, her son Aidan and her sister Sandra.
39:43Oh, you put them round your neck?
39:45You can put them.
39:46But this one.
39:47That one's huge.
39:48Look at the size of it.
39:49Yeah, but look, it twists.
39:50It's really, really good.
39:51Look.
39:52You can have it anywhere.
39:53And at night, you know when you can't see?
39:54Yeah.
39:56Turn it on.
39:58Feel that.
39:59You can have one up there.
40:00I need that.
40:01I need that.
40:03Where's the other one?
40:05Well, wherever you want it.
40:08Over the summer, Channel 4 turned up the heat with another toe curling trip to the open house.
40:15What are we watching now?
40:16Sex.
40:17Come on, I'm so excited for this.
40:19Sexy time.
40:20Come on.
40:21It's basically loads of up-for-it people go to a house and bang.
40:26Nice house.
40:27It's a great house.
40:28If you're going to have sex in a house, go there.
40:30Do it in that one.
40:31How are you with sex?
40:32Well, I've just jumped.
40:33Do you like it?
40:34I think I'm rather splendid at it, in my own opinion.
40:36I mean, it's brief, but it's enjoyable.
40:38That's all you need.
40:39Heading to the retreat are married couple, hairdresser Tanya and window cleaner Ashley from Leeds.
40:45Okay.
40:46All right.
40:47Classic window cleaner.
40:48The window cleaner.
40:49The window cleaner.
40:50The window cleaner.
40:51The window cleaner.
40:55Tanya brought up the idea of having an open relationship and letting other women join us,
40:59which was a bit of a shock at first.
41:01I didn't know if it was like a trap.
41:04He goes like, tread carefully, boy.
41:06He's like, no.
41:07He's like, I would never do that.
41:10Yeah, yeah.
41:11I couldn't.
41:13I mean, if it's going to make you happy.
41:15Tanya and Ashley have been having sex with other people for five years.
41:21Oh.
41:22I see.
41:23How do they get in?
41:24Have you got underwear that looks like that?
41:26Is that underwear?
41:27I think so.
41:28Okay.
41:29I have a lot of ribbons.
41:30Make that out of my art and crafts draw.
41:32So we're coming in to venture off our own separate ways to have sex separately from each other.
41:37Oh, right.
41:38So now, having done everything together, now it's doing it apart.
41:42It's so dangerous, this game, isn't it?
41:44I would be so nervous right now, would you?
41:46Yeah.
41:47So obviously there's always a worry about rejection, but I'm hoping that that doesn't actually happen.
41:52Oh, Tanya finds someone.
41:53She sort of goes off and I just sit in the room, clock watching, waiting for him to come back.
41:57It'll be pretty horrible.
41:59Oh, no.
42:00He's struggling and I feel sorry for him already.
42:02I'm worried he's going to be sat there with a word search and a cup of cocoa while she's off having, you know.
42:09The time of her life.
42:10Yeah.
42:12Are you going?
42:13Have fun.
42:14See you soon.
42:15See you soon.
42:16God, are you going?
42:17Go on.
42:18Are you going?
42:19Go on.
42:20Off you go.
42:21Let Mummy have some fun.
42:22This is going to work out quite badly, I think.
42:24Right.
42:25See you back here in half an hour.
42:26Yeah.
42:27Or not.
42:28Or not.
42:29I'm Olivia, it's lovely to meet you.
42:30Is Tanya like your comfort blanket?
42:31Yep.
42:32Yeah.
42:33It's not very sexy though, is it?
42:34That, the nervousness thing.
42:35No.
42:36I mean, it's relatable and I'm definitely that person.
42:38But if you're looking to go upstairs to the West Wing and get banged, you're not going to be looking to him, are you?
42:43No.
42:44My husband too, he's in there and I'm like, where is he?
42:47Oh, so her husband's in there and talking to his wife.
42:52Right.
42:53Is this you asking me back, is it?
42:54Potentially.
42:55Yeah.
42:56I'm interested.
42:57I'm definitely interested.
42:58You're not going to reject me.
42:59I'm not going to reject you, no.
43:00Because if you do, honestly, I'll hunt you down.
43:02No, no, no.
43:04Oh, look at him.
43:05Look, I want to go and give Ashley a hug.
43:07Now, that may be misinterpreted within that environment.
43:10In the context.
43:11See you soon.
43:12Oh, my God, look.
43:13Oh, my God, see you soon.
43:15Oh, God.
43:16Oh, listen, each to their own, but he clearly ain't into this.
43:19You all right?
43:20Yeah, I'm good.
43:21How are you?
43:22I'm good.
43:23He's got all really quiet.
43:24Oh, she's sweet.
43:25She's sweet.
43:26So this is the bloke's wife.
43:27Oh.
43:28Plot twist.
43:29Mm.
43:30Oh.
43:31Prosecco's nice.
43:32That was his chat.
43:33Prosecco's nice.
43:36Yeah, I wonder if you wanted to go spend a bit more time together?
43:41Yeah.
43:42I would like to get to know you more.
43:43Yeah, that would look good to hear.
43:44Yeah?
43:45Yeah.
43:46Come on, Ash.
43:47Come on, Ash.
43:48Do the best.
43:49Taking my shoes off.
43:50Yeah, take your shoes off.
43:51Let's get comfortable.
43:52Mummy, there's cameras.
43:53Mummy, there's cameras everywhere.
43:54Are we going to...
43:55We're not.
43:56Are we...
43:57We're not.
43:58Do you want to have fun?
43:59We can go to the yurt, if the yurt's available.
44:02The yurt.
44:03Oh.
44:04What is a yurt?
44:05I think it's like a...
44:06I thought it's where you milked goats.
44:09Oh, it's nice.
44:10Oh, it's a nice yurt.
44:12It's a sort of glamping idea.
44:13He's got, like, Peter's string for his bedroom,
44:15or we've gone camping.
44:17Yeah.
44:18You are good?
44:19Yep.
44:20Oh, Ash.
44:21It's unbearable.
44:22I can't bear this.
44:23I can't bear this.
44:26Meanwhile...
44:27Oh, no, it's a bit near the mark now, isn't it?
44:48No!
44:49What?!
44:50Please!
44:51No!
44:52Whoa!
44:53She's twerking.
44:54Where's our guy?
44:55Ash, come on, man.
44:56I swear, if we go back to this yurt and they're just eating pond bears and having a chat, I'm not going to be happy.
45:01It better be a mess in there.
45:02It better be.
45:03It better be.
45:04It better be.
45:05She can't be doing our guy like that, man.
45:06Do you have pineapple pizza?
45:07No!
45:08Do you have pineapple pizza?
45:09No!
45:10No, no pineapple pizza.
45:11Do you have pineapple on your pizza?
45:12Pineapple pizza?
45:13Pineapple pizza?
45:14Pineapple pizza?
45:15Oh.
45:16Ash.
45:17Shall we get this awkwardness out of the way?
45:18Because this is making me cringey.
45:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:20Oh, it's dripping off.
45:21Just take it off.
45:22Have it.
45:23Come on, Ash.
45:24Oh, we're not going to see some awkward sex now.
45:25Come on, stuff her crust.
45:26Oh, no, no pineapple pizza.
45:27Do you have pineapple on your pizza?
45:28Pineapple pizza?
45:29Do you have pineapple on your pizza?
45:30Pineapple pizza?
45:31Oh.
45:32Oh.
45:33Ash.
45:34Shall we get this awkwardness out of the way?
45:35Because this is making me cringey.
45:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:37Oh, it's dripping off.
45:39Just take it off.
45:41Have it.
45:42Come on, Ash.
45:44Oh, we're not going to see some awkward sex now.
45:47Come on, stuff her crust.
45:49Oh, good luck to them both.
45:54It's a happy ending.
45:56Yeah.
45:57In more ways than one.
45:58Mm, very much so.
46:00Always great to watch with your sister.
46:05On the hunt for the big guy, Lenny Rush is even robbing in Stephen Fry.
46:09Magic and heartwarming drama, Finding Father Christmas,
46:12perfectly placed this Christmas Eve at 7.30.
46:15The winners from series 16 to 20, which include Maisie Adam, Matthew Bainton and Sam Campbell.
46:22All come together for Taskmaster Champion of Champions 2025 this Monday at 9.
46:27Up next, the last leg.
46:28Up next, the last leg.
46:29Up next, the last leg.
46:30Up next, the next leg.
46:31Up next, the next leg.
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