Canadas Drag Race - Season 6 Episode 05- The Shade
#EnglishMovie #cdrama #drama #engsub #chinesedramaengsub #movieshortfull
#EnglishMovie #cdrama #drama #engsub #chinesedramaengsub #movieshortfull
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race,
00:02it's the return of the reading battles.
00:05Hi, ladies and gentlemen,
00:07whatever the fuck PM is.
00:09Thank you. I am Ebony LaBelle,
00:11and that's a man, Maury.
00:16Ebony LaBelle, congratulations!
00:20I have chose to save Dulce.
00:23PM, shantay you stay.
00:25Hazel, sashay away.
00:30Oh, Hazel.
00:35Hazel is gone,
00:37and I feel like I just lost
00:40the most important person in this game to me.
00:43She didn't deserve to go yet.
00:46Well, fuck.
00:48PM, you are the only bitch to put up a great fight.
00:51Honored to battle against you,
00:53bring it home to Vancouver.
00:55Dulce, you're lucky, bitch.
00:57Ooh!
00:59Girl, fuck.
01:00Love you all so much,
01:01season six sisters for life.
01:05Hazel!
01:06Hazel!
01:07Although I think it was her time to go,
01:08I am sad to lose a sister here.
01:10Girl, that first three alliance crumbled real fast.
01:14Girl, let's sit down and talk some shit.
01:16Ugh!
01:17Wow, that lip sync was fucking incredible.
01:21Everyone!
01:22Absolutely!
01:24You twirled down.
01:26You ate that shit.
01:27Ah, thank you.
01:28Oh, yeah.
01:29I'm, like, very sad to have landed in the bottom two,
01:33but I love to perform.
01:36PM has shown us that they almost have immunity in this competition.
01:40To be able to lip sync like that,
01:42it feels like they're never gonna go home.
01:44Ebony, I'm so over the moon for you saving me.
01:47I really appreciate it.
01:49Um, call it luck.
01:51Call it whatever you want, Hazel.
01:52Ooh!
01:53The tea is you were doing the worst in the competition.
01:55Ooh!
01:56You had landed in the bottom before,
01:57and you weren't funny.
01:58So you're home now.
01:59Lucky for what?
02:00Every single fucking challenge we've done,
02:02I've done better than you.
02:03So lucky where?
02:04Lucky that I'm more talented than you?
02:06Something I did take into consideration.
02:08I wasn't sure what's coming up next week.
02:10I mean, we still don't know.
02:11I feel like it's gonna be something performance-based,
02:13and I know that's something that you're gonna kill at.
02:16And also, Dulce hasn't got to beef her yet.
02:19It was tough.
02:20So what you're saying is you saved Dulce
02:22because PM and Hazel are better performers.
02:24Girl, bye.
02:27I see PM as bigger competition than Dulce,
02:30and so I'm gonna put them in the bottom.
02:33It wasn't no shadiness.
02:34Girl, it wasn't shadiness.
02:36This was your second bottom.
02:38Yeah.
02:39And so compared to Dulce with their first bottom.
02:41Okay.
02:43Ebony's dead to me in this game.
02:45She is a lovely individual,
02:47but she took out my best friend.
02:50She put me in the bottom.
02:51I'm not working with her.
02:53I need to get out of drag because my skin is burning.
02:56So let's go get out of drag, everybody.
02:58Let's go get out!
03:00I feel like this is my turning point
03:03to stop playing nicely.
03:05I think a few of us need to start talking a line and stuff
03:08because I think there is something going on beneath our toes here.
03:12Yeah.
03:13I have my eyes on that prize more so than ever,
03:16and I'm ready to stir the pot to get some people out of here.
03:19I'm sorry.
03:20I have to put you through that trauma,
03:21lipstick-ing against your fucking good sis.
03:23It's okay.
03:24It's okay.
03:25I will lie.
03:26I will say I'm working with her if she wants to even approach that.
03:29She's my target.
03:31Ah!
03:33PM.
03:34Puppet master.
03:36Bet you didn't see that one coming.
03:38The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000.
03:45With Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights.
03:51With extra special guest judge, Kyza.
03:54It's a new day in the workroom, and I feel fucking amazing.
04:10I can't wait to see whatever it's going to be,
04:12and I can't wait to just infuse my secret sauce in the recipe.
04:16I've had a realization, bro.
04:18I've had a realization that I want to be confident.
04:20You know, I want to be that person who, you know, is of my dreams.
04:25You know, who's exactly where they're supposed to be.
04:27And I realized that I am.
04:28Word.
04:29You know, I am.
04:30But I realized that I was afraid of being angry at myself.
04:34When Saldina talks, girl, it's just like a bunch of words
04:38that equal nothing.
04:39She's going into like a monologue about her spiritual awakening.
04:42I'm confident now.
04:43Girl, shut up.
04:44I just want to say something.
04:45I remember what Duse you said with your comeback.
04:49I'm surprised you know the word grandma,
04:51because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you?
04:53Yeah.
04:54Oh, yeah.
04:55Sure.
04:56She cannot go to my mom and say things like that
04:58because I really felt shit after.
05:01And I think it was really under the belt.
05:04Yeah, I'm sorry that if I felt like I was going for your trauma.
05:07I mean, you mentioned me being poor.
05:08I have trauma from that.
05:10So I don't feel like necessarily it was going under the belt.
05:13But if you felt some type of way for the jokes that I made,
05:15I do apologize.
05:16Thank you for letting me know.
05:17I appreciate that.
05:18And I'll make sure not to like bring that kind of...
05:20Because if y'all want to be...
05:21Y'all are lucky.
05:22Y'all are lucky now.
05:23Give me the fuck out here.
05:25Oh, Canada.
05:27Seen it already, then they had her.
05:31Hey, Queens.
05:32Hey.
05:33Is it getting hot in here?
05:35Or is it just the topics?
05:37Oh.
05:38Oh.
05:39Oh.
05:40Oh.
05:41Oh.
05:42Oh my God.
05:43Tracy is everything.
05:44She looks like a Barbie out the fucking box.
05:45I'm obsessed.
05:46Everyone's got their go-to karaoke track.
05:48And my personal favorites were written in this very workroom.
05:51All together now.
05:52Supernova.
05:53For today's mini challenge, you'll be performing some of the most legendary box in Canada's
06:06drag race history, karaoke style.
06:08Girl, CD-R has produced some amazing good verses, and Mama, we've also produced some verses.
06:22So, warm up those vocal chords.
06:31You'll have ten minutes to get into karaoke quick drag, and I'll meet you at the mic.
06:36Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
06:41I don't even know where to start.
06:43I'm the queen of quick drag.
06:44Every drag look I do is a quick drag vibe.
06:47Drag artists coming!
06:49Yes!
06:50Yes!
06:52Honestly, I think I'm tone deaf, to be honest.
06:54I am tone deaf.
06:56Let's put some blush everywhere.
06:59No, literally just blush.
07:01Hey, party people!
07:06Hi!
07:08Welcome to Drag-E-O-K-E!
07:10Yay!
07:11I'm sorry, Canada.
07:12I'm just gonna say that right now.
07:14I'm sorry.
07:15First person up is a...
07:17Yeah!
07:18Oh, I'm ready.
07:19Hi!
07:20Hi!
07:21I'm so excited.
07:22Are you guys excited?
07:23Yes!
07:24Supernova.
07:25Y'all ain't ready.
07:26Oh!
07:27Supernova.
07:28Bet your game's already over.
07:31From the town, they call the city.
07:33Tara's here to slay.
07:34Oh, she's gonna be winning.
07:35Gorgeous hair.
07:36Teeny waist.
07:37Serving you all!
07:38Don't face!
07:39Hit the beat.
07:40Strike the pose.
07:41Show the cat what it knows.
07:43Feel the skin.
07:44And the flesh.
07:45Bet you know that I'm the best.
07:47Smash this beat.
07:48Salute by Jed.
07:49I must admit.
07:50I'm actually out of breath.
07:51Literally.
07:52Yes!
07:53Yes!
07:54Yes!
07:55Terranova's verse.
07:56Like, I think it's good.
07:57Like, I genuinely love it.
07:58No, I'm actually out of breath.
07:59That was crazy.
08:00Gorgeous hair.
08:01Teeny waist.
08:02Like, well, yes.
08:03I'm almost late for school, baby.
08:04Get the hell out of here.
08:05All right.
08:06Next up is...
08:07Sammy Landry!
08:09Oh!
08:10It's Tongue Pop by Kennedy Davenport.
08:13Tongue, tongue.
08:15Tongue pop.
08:16Tongue, tongue pop.
08:18Tongue pop.
08:19Oh!
08:20Oh, my.
08:21Tongue!
08:22Tongue!
08:23Tongue pop!
08:24PM said, literally, hit the lights.
08:27I be focused.
08:28You know this.
08:29Don't come my way.
08:30Cause you focus.
08:31Hocus, pocus.
08:32I be ready to ring.
08:33Go, little boy.
08:34Kiss you out of my league.
08:35Don't find me.
08:36Get like me.
08:37Don't hate me.
08:38Congratulate me.
08:39I'm the queen that everybody pays to see.
08:42I sing okay.
08:44Do I hit the highest note on earth?
08:46No.
08:47But I'm a drag queen.
08:49Who cares?
08:50Can you feel my heart beat by Luna Dubois?
08:52Give the deep voice.
08:53Give the voice.
08:54Baby, can't you tell that I'm in love with you?
09:00The way you look at me, the way you hold me.
09:03The way you kiss me makes my heart beat.
09:07Let's make it official.
09:08Got those pics uploaded on Insta.
09:10Stop.
09:11Blood launch.
09:12Even on Grindr joke.
09:13We're not open.
09:14Woo!
09:15Woo!
09:16Do you recognize any of these verses?
09:18No.
09:19Heartbreak by Amy.
09:20I better get this one.
09:21Don't text me anymore.
09:22Soy la rompecorazon.
09:23I don't want you anymore.
09:24Sal de aquà el perderon.
09:25Tu fuese un condom.
09:26One night and adios.
09:27I'm so sorry for your loss.
09:28Now, bye, close the door.
09:29Don't call me anymore.
09:30Soy la rompecorazon.
09:31I don't want you anymore.
09:32Sal de aquà el perderon.
09:33Tu fuese un condom.
09:34One night and adios.
09:35I'm so sorry for your loss.
09:36Now, bye, close the door.
09:37Don't call me anymore.
09:38Tu fuese un condom.
09:39No.
09:40No.
09:41Now, bye, close the door.
09:42Don't call me anymore.
09:43Tu fuese un condom.
09:44Tu fuese un condom.
09:45Tu fuese un condom.
09:46Tu fuese un condom.
09:47Tu fuese un condom.
09:48Tu fuese un condom.
09:49Hey.
09:50Now, let's go with Not by Zanna.
09:53This is my dad's favorite song.
09:56N-O-T.
09:57Not.
09:58We're not friends, you're a niece to an end.
09:59No matter how many of those things.
10:00Kachi's trying to steal my mans.
10:01I don't play pretends, girl.
10:02I got friends.
10:03You got major split and fake number one in first place.
10:04I could reach photo all over your face.
10:05Plus out the outer space.
10:06Signed, still delivered.
10:07End of case.
10:08Yeah.
10:09Oh, my God.
10:10Yeah.
10:11I did that one off beat, too, just like her.
10:12All of us are, like, you know, surprisingly bad at karaoke.
10:14At least drag karaoke.
10:15I don't think we'll be called back ever again.
10:17Yeah.
10:18Oh, my God.
10:19Yeah.
10:20I did that one off beat, too, just like her.
10:22Yeah.
10:23All of us are, like, you know, surprisingly bad at karaoke.
10:26At least drag karaoke.
10:27I don't think we'll be called back ever again.
10:30Girl, that was crazy.
10:32Oh, shit.
10:33Sorry.
10:34What a show.
10:37But I don't ever need to hear those verses again.
10:40Girl, thank you.
10:41That's fine.
10:42The winner of today's mini challenge is...
10:46Dulce!
10:47Oh, wow!
10:49That's the first thing that held down.
10:51You've won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Shoe Freak.
10:55Yeah!
10:56I'm not poor anymore.
10:58Queen, you've shown me you can hit the right note, but can you talk the talk?
11:05Ooh.
11:06Ooh.
11:07For this week's maxi challenge, you'll be the hostesses with the mostesses on our brand-new drag talk show, The Shade.
11:15Okay.
11:16All right.
11:17Okay.
11:18You'll be serving co-anchor realness while bringing the gossip, drama, and tea to daytime TV.
11:25Yeah.
11:26All right.
11:28But first things first, divide yourselves up into three groups of three.
11:32Go.
11:33Oh.
11:34Hello?
11:35I'm down.
11:36I'm down with that.
11:37I'm down with this.
11:38I just turn around and look over, and I see Velma and P.M., and I'm like, gold.
11:43With this.
11:44Oh, we have to split up.
11:45I gotta split.
11:46I'll go.
11:47Well, yes.
11:48We got this.
11:49We got this.
11:50Each group will tackle their own block of the show, starting with the realness, breaking
11:55down the biggest topics in drag today.
11:58Think tipping and tucking and everything in between.
12:02Tea time, spilling on the shadiest celebrity headlines of the week.
12:08And finally, Couchside Kiki, an exclusive three-on-one interview with an extra special guest.
12:15Dance music diva, Kaiza.
12:18Oh.
12:19Oh.
12:20Oh, my.
12:21Okay, yeah.
12:22Very good.
12:23Yes.
12:24It's Ms. Kaiza.
12:27Oh.
12:28That is gaggy.
12:29I'll let you fight over who gets what segment.
12:32Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen, Phil.
12:37Oh.
12:44This challenge is gonna be so much fun, yo.
12:47Yo.
12:48I'm excited.
12:49I am excited for it.
12:50For real, Kesa, I love her so much.
12:52This is, it's gonna be so cool.
12:53It's epic.
12:54Kaiza, I need to interview her today because I'm a dancer, she's a dancer, and I want to
12:59know everything about her.
13:01All right, ladies, it's time to choose our segments.
13:04Does anybody have a preference?
13:06The realness, I think.
13:07Do you guys feel the realness?
13:08Yeah, I love the realness.
13:09Well, you guys do give real mess, but I don't know about realness.
13:11Girl, why?
13:12I want to show that I'm a real biatch.
13:13Wait, no.
13:14Not like a real bitch, but like a real bitch.
13:16I think we want to do tea time.
13:17Or the realness.
13:18We're feeling tea time or the realness.
13:19Yeah.
13:20I definitely want tea time.
13:21I think that's the most opportunity to have fun.
13:22I know I'm with some shady bitches up in here, and I think this is gonna go really well.
13:38Couchside Kiki.
13:39Oh, that was easy.
13:40That was definitely easy.
13:41Wait, that was so nice of us.
13:46Who's gonna screw this up, and who's gonna do well?
13:48I guess we'll find out after the break.
13:51Okay.
13:52Hi, welcome back to The Shade.
13:57I'm Sammy.
13:58I'm PM.
13:59I'm Velma.
14:00And we're here having the Couchside Kiki.
14:03We are all so happy to be working together, and it's just ear-to-ear great.
14:07It's just ear-to-ear grins, which is exactly the setup you need for this challenge.
14:12I feel really good.
14:14I mean, obviously I feel a little sad that neither of you really wanted me in your group.
14:18I feel like when we kind of...
14:19When did I say that?
14:20When we were standing out there, and me and Maya were separate.
14:22None of you were eager to pull me in or be like, oh, those that come here.
14:25Oh, I see.
14:26Yeah, but you didn't do that to me either.
14:27When?
14:28When you were with Maya, you weren't like...
14:30I literally was the one that went into your group.
14:32Girl, like, it's not that serious.
14:34It is not that serious.
14:36I honestly wasn't thinking twice.
14:37I wanted to stay with Selena.
14:38So it's like, either one of you has to come.
14:41No, because she grabbed me first.
14:42But what I do want to do is that little shit like this doesn't fucking matter.
14:46Because we need to do well in the chat.
14:47Well, my feelings do matter.
14:48So if that's how I felt, that's how I'm going to talk.
14:50Oh, my God.
14:51Okay.
14:52That part.
14:53But, girl, this is definitely not the energy that I want to start with.
14:57Honestly, girl, go fuck yourself.
14:59I'm going to say how I feel.
15:00And you're not going to shut me up because this is not the energy that you need.
15:03Saltina trying to silent on white voices, girl.
15:06Not today, girl.
15:07I knew exactly what I was doing.
15:08Yes.
15:09Girl, she's so annoying.
15:11Okay, ladies.
15:12Yes.
15:13Yes.
15:14We got the winning team because we're all winners.
15:16We do.
15:17You know what?
15:18Actually, about that, I think that gives us a little bit more pressure this week.
15:21Because this is the thing.
15:22We know the judges like us.
15:23Clock's right.
15:24Hell, yes, there's a lot of pressure being in a group with all winners.
15:26Not only are the other girls looking at us because they're waiting for us to trip up,
15:30but at the same time, I'm working with people who have already proved themselves in this competition.
15:35So I know that I need to work that much harder.
15:37So how are you guys feeling about the topic that we got?
15:39Is this...
15:40Was this your number one choice?
15:41Or...
15:42I'm actually happy with the topic.
15:43I just didn't want the couch side Chi Chi.
15:45I just think a three-on-one interview is kind of a recipe for disaster.
15:49It's risky.
15:50I don't know how they'll do, but they're all smiles over there, so maybe they'll do well.
15:55But you can never trust a person that smiles too much, you know?
15:58Like, if you're always smiling, like, what are you hiding?
16:01Like, they're over there like...
16:03Girl, that's why Star went home.
16:05Too damn much.
16:07Does anybody feel like they really would love to moderate?
16:12I would love to moderate.
16:13Okay.
16:14I would really love that.
16:15I really hope that if I do a good job as a moderator, that'll be my ticket to the win.
16:19I think we do have a challenge because we're four people talking.
16:23Yeah, we have to be smart about it.
16:24We don't want to cut her off.
16:25No.
16:26But we want to make sure that at the end of the day, it's us being evaluated and not her, you know?
16:29We're gonna have to listen even more because we can't just have our rehearsed bits.
16:34You cannot zone out, you can't clock out.
16:37You gotta clock in, as Van would say thousands of times.
16:41See, clock it.
16:42Clock it.
16:43Clock it.
16:44Clock it.
16:45Clock it.
16:46Clock it.
16:47Fucking clock it.
16:49I hate it.
16:50I feel like all these topics we could talk about for like 10 minutes each.
16:54That would definitely be our challenge.
16:55Yeah.
16:56Yeah.
16:57Is keeping it concise.
16:58And this is daytime, so we have to be inspirational.
17:00My strategy during this challenge is to show a more serious side of myself.
17:06But, you know, I want to talk about like my experiences.
17:09So, padding in and out.
17:10For me personally, I always pat.
17:12I think people should do it first to find out how it feels.
17:15Do you ever pat something out or no?
17:17I started with padding.
17:18Mm-hmm.
17:19And then, you know, because of my body, because I have to use the washroom so much.
17:22Mm-hmm.
17:23I was like, you know what?
17:24Let's try it without padding.
17:25I do have an invisible disability because of my car accident.
17:28And that ranges from any gut issues.
17:31It ranges from scar tissue pain, fatigue, joint pain.
17:36I go to the washroom a lot.
17:38Sometimes after a number, I'm running to a washroom because I don't want to shit on stage.
17:43As I'm like, at first I was like, oh my God, this is a comedy challenge.
17:46I was like, actually, it's not.
17:47No.
17:48And the main thing is like, to be yourself.
17:49Yeah.
17:50I feel like we all talk a lot, but we're also not really loud.
17:53And we don't overpower each other.
17:54Yeah.
17:55I'm not going in there with like a character.
17:56I'm not going in there with a crazy voice.
17:58I'm treating it like I'm literally just sitting there talking to my friends and listening.
18:03So, how are we feeling about the other two groups?
18:07Van and Ebony, they're talkers.
18:09Yeah.
18:10They talk a lot.
18:11Yeah.
18:12You know, I'm just wondering if Van and Ebony can just shut and listen for one second.
18:17As much as I love Ebony and Van Gogh, they don't know how to hold a conversation like a person.
18:22And then Dulce Saltina and Caramel.
18:25I feel like that's a strong team.
18:27Oh.
18:28But you know what?
18:29We have more confidence.
18:30Yeah.
18:31Yeah.
18:32I feel like the realness is a more subdued group.
18:35I am not sure if they're going to find the fun aspect, but that'll work in my favor, I guess.
18:44Beautiful.
18:45Nice.
18:46Nice.
18:47Wow.
18:48Thanks.
18:49Hey, Queens.
18:50Who's ready to hit the airwaves?
18:52Yeah.
18:53Yeah.
18:54Dulce Saltina, Caramel, you're up first.
18:56Everybody else, have a seat.
18:58Yay.
18:59We're about to do our live taping of The Shade.
19:02Let's hope this goes well.
19:05The Shade is obviously a talk show, but listening is just as important as the talking.
19:13What daytime show are they on, girl?
19:15One's going to a wedding, one's going figure-stating, the other one's going to a rave.
19:19It's something else, girl.
19:20We're going live in five, four, three.
19:26Hello, and welcome to The Shade.
19:28The talk show that keeps you on your heels.
19:31My name is Dulce, and with me today, I have Saltina and Caramel.
19:36In our first segment of the day, it's time for The Realness, where we will be discussing
19:41some hot topics and dishing our opinions.
19:44First up, padding.
19:46In or out, ladies?
19:47I feel like right now, there's a major discourse around padding.
19:51I feel like it's really up to the girl.
19:52It's really up to you and your drag.
19:54For me, I started with padding.
19:56Yeah.
19:57I started with it, and I loved it.
19:58But...
19:59You know how much I go to the washroom?
20:00Well, yes.
20:02I decided to try it without, and I love it.
20:05I recall this one time I did a show, and it wasn't until it was, like, halfway through
20:09that I realized that, like, I had forgotten my pads at home.
20:12After that, I was just in the mirror crying.
20:14But I had to, like, quit the show halfway, because I think I relied on the pads so much
20:18to, like, make me feel comfortable.
20:20And I love the way my body looks when it's padded.
20:23The energy on this segment is so low.
20:26Girls, pick it up.
20:29Club culture?
20:30Mmm.
20:31So when I say that, ladies, like, what comes to your mind?
20:33For me, it's one word.
20:34It's accessibility.
20:35Yeah.
20:36As a broke body baddie myself, I want to see more people like me there.
20:40I want to see people who never thought that they could be there go and have a good time.
20:44It's definitely more about, like, acceptance, you know?
20:46Yeah.
20:47I find that sometimes, like, when I go out of drag to the same club that I was performing
20:51at, like, literally last night, it's, like, it's harder for me to get a drink.
20:55Girl, this is boring.
20:57If this was a talk show, I'd be changing the channel by now.
21:01Even more sober spaces, there's a lot of sober queens.
21:04It's hard when all your friends are drunk or drinking is encouraged, or it's like,
21:07I'm not drinking tonight.
21:08No, do a tequila shot.
21:09We shouldn't be encouraging that.
21:11And as a sober girl myself, I can say I can still party, thank you very much.
21:16100%.
21:17I can still party.
21:18Oh, I know.
21:20Speaking about partying, there's nothing we love to do more than party with our drag families.
21:24Do you guys have a drag family?
21:26I feel like I started drag and I had a drag mother right away, and she has been incredible,
21:30so supportive.
21:31But I've learned that it's not just, like, having a drag mother, drag daughter.
21:34It's about the connections you make along the way.
21:36Drag family's important.
21:38It's really important.
21:40Girl, curl milk is giving an empty plate.
21:43Please, sir, can I have some more?
21:45Unfortunately, that is time for us.
21:48I wanted to thank you guys so much for joining us.
21:50We'll be right back after these short messages.
21:53I'm with my tea time girls, Ben, Ebony, and Maya Foxx.
22:03We're going in to film our segment, and girl, I am feeling shady.
22:06We're going live in five, four, three.
22:10Have you got your cups ready?
22:11Have you got your cups ready?
22:13Whether you like it iced, hot, or full of shade, grab your girls, cause it's...
22:20Tea time!
22:22My name is Van Goth, and I am here with Ebony LaBelle and Maya Foxx to dish and spill on the hottest celebrity tea.
22:29Maya, what are you brewing over there?
22:31Well, listen, the first story of the day involves a scandal with the current reigning queen of Canada's drag race.
22:38No way.
22:39That's right.
22:40The Virgo queen?
22:41She's not even a Virgo.
22:42What?
22:43She's a Scorpio.
22:44A Scorpio?
22:45Listen, Ebony, you're a Virgo, right?
22:46What do you think about that?
22:47Listen, us Virgos, we are funny.
22:48Yes.
22:49Yes.
22:50We are organized, and we got rockin' bodies.
22:53And let me tell you, when I was watching Virgo on season five...
22:55Good, she ain't gonna love it, okay?
22:57Ooh, ooh.
22:58Clock it.
22:59Now listen, Ebony, what are you seepin' on over there?
23:01It is pretty bitter.
23:03I'mma be real.
23:04I won last week.
23:05Oh, we heard.
23:06And I got real close and personal with the beaver.
23:09She was cute, but she was a little suspicious.
23:13Oh.
23:14How so?
23:15Girl, she not even goals.
23:16Girl.
23:17Oh my...
23:18Now, Miss Maya.
23:19Yes.
23:20You won a few weeks ago.
23:21I did.
23:22And you held the beaver.
23:23Well, listen, when I picked Miss Beaver up, she was a little lighter than I expected.
23:26But I just thought Miss Thing was on Ozempic, okay?
23:29She might have been.
23:30She might have been.
23:31Now, listen, I have some breaking news as well.
23:33Ooh.
23:34Y'all know Jimbo, right?
23:35Of course.
23:36Miss Thing is opening up her own drag school.
23:38Okay.
23:39No way, that's Disney.
23:40She's offering classes, she's got teachers.
23:43I actually got an email, she was offering me a full ride scholarship.
23:46Aw.
23:47Yes, she knew the drag was good or that the drag needed help.
23:50I don't know.
23:51Anyways.
23:52Let me tell you about the most popular course that she's offering.
23:54It's how to lose twice and win on the third try.
23:58So, you know our queen mother?
23:59Of course.
24:00Host of Canada's Drag Race.
24:02Now, tell me why she was caught at DragCon with no wig.
24:07I don't know though.
24:08I'm kind of here for it.
24:09It's giving very Joey J tees.
24:11Yes.
24:12That is true.
24:13But listen, if I were to be caught at a gig or in public with no wig, it'd be pretty scurry up in there.
24:18It would be.
24:19But you know, Miss Thing is a trendsetter.
24:20If Miss Brooklyn is wearing no wig, maybe ladies, we should try no wig.
24:25Oh.
24:26Should we give it a...
24:27No.
24:28No, no, no.
24:29We'll leave it to Brooklyn.
24:30She got the bone structure for it.
24:31Van Gogh, Ebony, and Maya are doing really well.
24:35They've picked up the energy.
24:37Sorry.
24:39Oh, I picked up my energy there.
24:41Have you got your fill because I'm overflowing.
24:45But don't go anywhere.
24:46The shade will be right back.
24:49Yay!
24:50All right.
24:51We have Sammy, PM, and Velma.
24:53How you doing?
24:54Great.
24:55Great.
24:56Okay.
24:57We are back in five, four, three...
25:01Bonjour and welcome back.
25:03I'm Sammy and I'm joined by...
25:05Hi, I'm PM.
25:06I am Velma.
25:07And this is Couchside Kiki.
25:10Kiki, where we get to know one of your favorite Canadian celebrities.
25:14Today, we're very excited for this one.
25:17We're joined by three-time Juno award-winning artist.
25:21It's Kaisa, everyone.
25:26We're so happy to have you.
25:28You look so good.
25:29Wow.
25:30Take your seat.
25:31Yeah, sit down.
25:32So this is the Couchside Kiki, okay?
25:34See, my nickname is Kiki.
25:35No.
25:36Okay.
25:37My mom calls me Kiki.
25:38This is perfect.
25:39We're about to have a good Kiki now.
25:41I'm a dancer and I so look up to you and your movement quality and just everything you exude.
25:49How long have you been a mover?
25:51Because it seems like forever.
25:52Forever.
25:53Yeah, since I was a kid.
25:54I started ballet when I was like two.
25:55It shows.
25:56But I've always been a bit awkward, actually.
25:57You can sort of see it.
25:58I'm a little like nerdy and awkward and that's actually because I'm ambidextrous.
26:01Oh.
26:02Okay.
26:03And I have a dual dominant brain.
26:04Do you have a favorite performance memory?
26:07One of the coolest memories was performing at Wembley Stadium.
26:10Wow.
26:11Wow.
26:12It's the first time I experienced like when they say the crowd high.
26:14There's nothing like that.
26:15I got actually high and I got lost.
26:18Like I was on this thrust stage and I went down and I was just like.
26:23I'll have what she's having.
26:25I know.
26:26Well, speaking of being lost, one of my favorite personal song ever is Idaway.
26:33This music video, because it's a one shot video, how did you come with that idea?
26:38I was broke.
26:39I couldn't afford an editor.
26:42Yes.
26:43Couch High Kiki is going good.
26:46They're seeming to connect with Kaiza.
26:48I don't know.
26:49It's better than the realness.
26:50I'm going to tell you that.
26:51Now, we're about to go into our favorite segment, all right?
26:54So, this is rapid fire questions, all right?
26:57And you just answer with the first thing that pops up in your mouth.
27:00Okay, I'm scared.
27:01Don't be scared.
27:02It's a good couch here.
27:03Very good.
27:04I love this talk show, by the way.
27:07Our ratings are going up the roof right now.
27:08Now, East Coast or West Coast?
27:11And be careful.
27:12I'm from the East Coast.
27:13I'm from the West Coast.
27:14Honestly, I find the East Coast more artistic.
27:16It is.
27:17But I like relaxing.
27:18I go to the West Coast to, like, disappear and kind of get into my soul.
27:22My, like, vanish.
27:23Sweet or salty?
27:24Salty.
27:25Sneakers or stilettos?
27:27I know.
27:30I like the sneaker stilettos.
27:32Have you seen that?
27:33Yes, yes, yes, yes.
27:35Ketchup on poutine.
27:36Agree?
27:37No.
27:38No.
27:39Gravy.
27:40Yeah.
27:41I'm there with you.
27:42We're trying to be inclusive here, but I'm with you.
27:45That's all the time we have.
27:47Thank you so much for taking the time to Kiki with us.
27:51Tune in tomorrow where we will be joined by Brad Goreski.
27:55Where has he been?
27:56We will find out.
27:58I'm Sammy.
27:59I'm PM.
28:00And I'm Velma.
28:01Thanks for sitting with us at Couchside Kiki.
28:07Wow.
28:08I'm just really happy with what we did.
28:10Everything was so fast, but I have just a good feeling about it.
28:13It's elimination day and some of these girls should be really worried because they forgot that a daytime talk show is still supposed to be entertaining.
28:22It's TV.
28:23We did really fucking good.
28:24None of us fucking stumble.
28:26I can acknowledge when I don't do well, but I can acknowledge when I do fucking well.
28:30And I did fucking well this week.
28:32I feel like we did do well.
28:33I feel like it really depends on the taste of the judges per each segment.
28:36You know what I mean?
28:37She was having fun with us.
28:38I really feel like she was having fun.
28:39Yeah.
28:40She said it.
28:41She said it.
28:42That's the thing.
28:43We were having a Kiki.
28:44After seeing all these shady bitches have fake ass alliances, I'm gonna go align myself with the two realest people in this room.
28:52I think we need to get real right now because I haven't felt like I have anyone that really has my back.
29:01And I would love to have a weirdo clown alliance.
29:05Yeah.
29:06Of course.
29:07Let's just do that, that trio.
29:09Like the three clowns.
29:10Why not?
29:11I feel like these two are two people that I can rely on.
29:14And even for the weirdo queens, we had very daytime looks.
29:18Oh my God.
29:19Yeah.
29:20Yeah.
29:21It's time to send in the clowns.
29:24I don't know how many of you guys know this.
29:27I don't think I've shared it with that many people unless they knew like my day job about like a year or two ago for like six years.
29:33I was in the military.
29:34Like that was like my regular job.
29:36Wow.
29:37And while I did that like I still did drag and I would get into drag like on the bases and like go to my show.
29:43That's iconic.
29:45And they knew.
29:46I didn't hide it.
29:47Like I never changed my voice.
29:48I never changed anything because like I've always wanted to be unapologetically myself.
29:52As I was there longer time and more years like people would like come out to me and stuff and say like how cool it was to see someone so queer and stuff in the army.
30:00But they're like just the fact that you can do that is like super cool.
30:03And honestly that brought me so much joy.
30:05Dulce have you ever like used a gun or like shot a gun or like done any of that?
30:09Girl, yes.
30:10I used to.
30:11I can like do like a machine gun, a regular gun.
30:14I can like take them apart, put them back together blindfolded, honey.
30:17Like what?
30:18Yes.
30:19I mean yes.
30:20Yes.
30:21Literally yes.
30:22Like Dulce knows how to assemble a gun blindfolded.
30:26Van, you in danger girl.
30:28So we have a really exciting runway today.
30:31A perp walk to remember.
30:34Yes.
30:35What do you guys have?
30:37My runway today is probably the one that I'm most proud of.
30:42I am going to be talking about the bathhouse raids in the 80s.
30:47In Toronto actually there were bathhouses being raided and men, trans people, queer people were dragged out just in their skimpies, maybe undressed.
30:59And a lot of them were arrested just for being themselves in a space that they thought they could call home.
31:06And so I am going to be one of the people who got pulled out today.
31:11I love that.
31:12I'm pretty stoked.
31:13Sammy, what are you doing?
31:14I need to know.
31:15I'm going full silly.
31:17My whole thing is illegal injections.
31:20That's like what I'm arrested for.
31:22I'm going to be botched on the runway.
31:25As opposed to.
31:26As opposed to.
31:27As opposed to.
31:28As opposed to.
31:30What about you, Van?
31:32Mine's really personal.
31:34This last year I was diagnosed with HIV positive.
31:37Aww.
31:38Um.
31:39And one of the first things that happened was this person called me and said like, hey, like, this is someone to talk to you about like all the legal issues.
31:48And I was like, what legal issues?
31:49And she was like, well, if you don't disclose your status when you're asleep with people, you can get charged with aggravated sexual assault.
31:55And I was like, even if I was undetectable.
31:57And she's like, yeah, but it doesn't matter.
31:58You have to always disclose it.
31:59Um.
32:00Or you could get arrested.
32:02When I, like, found out I had HIV positive, I was just like, I just couldn't believe it.
32:07And I felt guilty, but also like, sad.
32:11Like, I felt like I did something wrong.
32:13Like, why did I feel that way?
32:15Like, why is like my first reaction that I like, should feel bad?
32:18So my look is inspired by, I guess, my fears of like, having my status used against me in a way that is like, criminal.
32:28And like, could result in like, I don't know, me going to jail or like, just like, being discriminated against.
32:33Like, a lot of this year has been like, not getting upset with myself and like, I'm not the problem.
32:42And it's like, hard to unlearn.
32:47We love you so much.
32:49Oh my God, I can't wait to see you.
32:51I just like, feel like I don't know who I am anymore.
32:54Like, like, I just like, don't know.
32:57Yeah.
32:58I don't know.
32:59It's hard to like express.
33:00Yeah.
33:01Yeah.
33:02Coming on here, I really want to like, just show people a different side of it.
33:06And that it's not everything you see in movies and TV shows.
33:10And you don't get diagnosed A3 positive one day and the next day you have AIDS and you're on your deathbed.
33:14There's a lot of stigma within the community about it, which is unfortunate and it's really sad.
33:20I want to learn more about what being A3 positive is and I want to break my own stigmas about it.
33:25If I could like, sit back at the end of my life or my career in drag and be like, oh, I made a difference.
33:31That's like, the best prize.
33:33How could you ask for anything better?
33:36Be patient with yourself and remember that you don't have to rush to figure everything out right now.
33:42No, totally.
33:43You can take your time.
33:45I'm honestly really proud of Nan in this moment for being so vulnerable.
33:48I know that she is somebody that's kind of guarded.
33:50She has this hard exterior.
33:52And I know that it is a huge step for her to come out and share her status with us.
33:57We love you, girl.
33:59We love you.
34:00I appreciate it.
34:01I love you, bitch.
34:02Love you, too.
34:18Come on, girl.
34:19Put the face in your walk.
34:21Head to toe.
34:22Let your whole body tough.
34:23What?
34:24Unbelievable.
34:25Woo!
34:26Bravo.
34:27Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
34:29She's my angel of the airwaves and Canada's sweetheart.
34:31It's Tracy Melshor.
34:32Hey, hey.
34:33Tracy, you've interviewed more A-list celebrities than anybody I can think of.
34:36I know.
34:37More than you can count.
34:38So, more than seven?
34:39Precisely.
34:40And he's my favorite gossip girl.
34:42It's style superstar Carson Cressley.
34:44XOXO, Brooklyn.
34:45And she always hits the right note.
34:50It's chart topper Kaiza.
34:51All right.
34:52I love you, girl.
34:53I love you.
34:54I love you.
34:55I love you, girl.
34:56I love you.
34:57I love you, girl.
34:58I love you.
34:59I love you, girl.
35:00I love you.
35:01I love you, girl.
35:02I love you.
35:03I love you.
35:05Kaisa, how did our talk show host make you feel?
35:08Oh, they made me want to hide away.
35:11Ooh.
35:11Uh.
35:13This week, we challenged our queens to dish on daytime TV.
35:17Racers start your engines.
35:19And may the best drag queen win.
35:25Category is...
35:27A Perk Walk to Remember.
35:30First up, Saltina Shaker.
35:32The Iron Maiden is a medieval torture device.
35:35There are spikes in it.
35:37And it slowly closes.
35:38And eventually, you get very holy.
35:41As I walk out of it, I have these beads dripping,
35:45accentuating the holes in my body.
35:48Could someone please get her a Band-Aid?
35:50I am this medieval girl who stole a piece of bread.
35:54I know I'm guilty, but bitch, I was good.
35:56But I will need some rubbing alcohol for the wounds.
36:00Well, that didn't middle-age well.
36:02Next, Dulce.
36:06Oh.
36:07Girl, I just went to the mall.
36:09I'm, like, taking stuff left and right.
36:11I made sure to wear my big jacket.
36:13But I didn't take the ink pad off before I stole it,
36:16so I kind of exploded.
36:17Money can't buy you class, but it can buy you ass.
36:22I just stole a little makeup palette, a little brush,
36:25because there's no discount better than a five-figure discount.
36:27Let your body tell me.
36:30Now, caramel.
36:32This is bullshit.
36:33Here I was, going for a stroll through the financial district,
36:36took a stop at the bank,
36:37and somehow I got this blue dial over me.
36:40How did that happen?
36:41Now, this is a look you can take to the bank.
36:43In the purse, of course.
36:44I already get my bail money.
36:45So, honey, I am not worried.
36:47This will put a stain on our permanent record.
36:49What was she inking?
36:54And now, Ebony LaBelle.
36:57Serving justice.
36:59I am wearing a gorgeous bodysuit
37:02with this beautiful chiffon train.
37:04It is a love letter to Miss Marsha P. Johnson.
37:07She died at Stonewall.
37:09No one died at Stonewall.
37:10Nobody died?
37:12I'm strutting down that runway,
37:13giving them that classic Ebony stomp.
37:16But then I'm also ready to throw the damn brick
37:17at the damn judges, okay?
37:19Because don't mess with me,
37:20because if I'm not in the top,
37:21this brick gonna get you.
37:24Next, Van Goss.
37:26So, my look is highlighting
37:27the whole of the justice system
37:28and how people living with HIV
37:31just don't really get a fair shot of it sometimes.
37:33And I am shedding the chains
37:35and the weight of these fucked up laws.
37:38Oh, hey, girl, let's link up.
37:40I feel like I'm showing the judges
37:42not only a great look,
37:44but also, like, who I am,
37:45and which is scary.
37:48And now, Maya Fox.
37:50Island gal.
37:52Prince Edward Island gal.
37:54She is the village trollop.
37:57But, you know, in those days,
37:58you didn't have to do too much.
37:59Miss Stangoli just showed her ankles,
38:01and it was over.
38:02So they're tying her up,
38:03they're throwing her in the slammer, honey,
38:05because she was trying to get herself a man.
38:07Girl, this is the stupidest,
38:09prettiest shit I've ever done in my life.
38:11All right, it is man of green gables
38:14walking up in here.
38:15Next, PM.
38:19My runway today is totally inspired
38:22by the bathhouse raids in the 80s in Toronto.
38:26I want to make sure that I am flexing my muscles,
38:29sniffing my pits,
38:30being a little bit masculine for once on this runway.
38:34Shantae, you, they.
38:36This jug is filled with dirty socks
38:41and lots of underwear.
38:45And there is fluid that I am going to be drinking
38:49whether you like it or not.
38:50Oh, refreshing jock water.
38:53Gulp, gulp, bitches.
38:54Now, Velma Jones.
38:58My story is that she wanted to have the control
39:01of all the maple syrup.
39:03She jumped into one of the bins
39:05filled with maple syrup to hide.
39:08But it was too late.
39:09But the police were kind enough
39:11to let her have paper napkins.
39:13Talk about a sticky situation.
39:14Oh, my God, my fur is ruined.
39:18And, like, I just wanted to have
39:20all the maple syrup for myself.
39:24I'm not sure how I feel about this look.
39:26I'm waffling.
39:28And finally, Sami Lamprey.
39:32Oh, gosh.
39:33She knows how to inject a little fun into a look.
39:36My inspiration for this runway
39:38is the overfilling of the gays in our community.
39:42They have gone too far.
39:44She found her injections on Facebook Marketplace
39:47and got them done in the Tim Hortons parking lots.
39:51But you know what?
39:52She's still living.
39:53That's called ho-talks.
39:59Welcome, queens.
40:01Based on your talk show talent
40:03and runway presentations,
40:04the judges have made some decisions.
40:07When I call your name, please step forward.
40:10Van Gogh.
40:13Maya Fox.
40:15Velma Jones.
40:20You are safe.
40:23You may leave the stage.
40:26The rest of you represent the tops
40:28and the bottoms of the week.
40:30Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
40:33First up, Saltina Shaker.
40:35Oh.
40:36As a team, you were prepared
40:38and you had done your research,
40:42but it was missing the dynamic talk show energy.
40:45When you watch a talk show,
40:47it's a back and forth, it's a volley,
40:49and I really felt like that was missing.
40:52It felt a little bit flat.
40:54And this is a daytime talk show.
40:55It's supposed to be lively and engaging,
40:58and it felt more like monologues
41:00than conversations.
41:01You know, in a daytime format,
41:03people are sitting at home during the day
41:04and they kind of want to be part of the party.
41:06You kind of wanted to see, you know,
41:07you gals kiki-ing about important things
41:10but having a fun time doing it.
41:12I loved your look.
41:13Your body looks amazing.
41:15Fantastic.
41:15And I just, I gagged
41:17when you came out of that medieval thing.
41:19I would have loved some more medieval-ish hair
41:22to go with it,
41:23but I appreciated the reveal,
41:25and I think this is a really cool take on a perp walk.
41:29Next up, Dulce.
41:31Hi.
41:32You were the lead moderator,
41:33and that is probably the toughest job
41:35on a daytime talk show.
41:36And I think you took that so seriously
41:38that you kind of got lost in the script.
41:41You were well-researched,
41:43and you were ready to talk about your topics,
41:45but it was almost like you were too ready.
41:47There was a bit of a seriousness all the way through.
41:50It felt like the TV turned on and you turned off.
41:54I really loved a lot of moments of what you were saying,
41:57but I felt just your body language
41:59was close to the camera.
42:01You could have just kind of opened your body up
42:03so we could see you a little more.
42:05This is one of my favorite looks I've seen you in.
42:08It's young, it's fresh, it's funky,
42:10it's a little bit bange-y,
42:11a little bit shoplifting on Sesame Street,
42:13which I love.
42:15I wish I got a little bit more shoplifter from it.
42:17I wish you would have pulled, like, 10,000 things
42:20just to really sell the idea
42:22of what story you're telling.
42:24Next up, Caramelk.
42:25Hey.
42:26I get the sense that you are a quiet personality
42:29and you're not the loudest person in the room,
42:31which is something I can very much relate to.
42:33I'm the same way.
42:35But challenges like these are extra hard for us
42:38because we really have to go outside of our comfort zone
42:41and we have to go triple what we think we should be doing.
42:44It was about the energy level
42:46and I think that if you're not the most extroverted person,
42:49act.
42:50Just fake it till you make it.
42:52First of all, I actually think you have such a strong presence
42:55and I just felt, yeah, maybe you were playing it a little bit safe.
42:58I think this look, I know this is a bank robber
43:02gets shot with, like, you know,
43:03the dye that identifies you as the robber.
43:06I wasn't really getting that from this look.
43:08I think the problem for me is the color.
43:11I would have loved if you had done a really contrasting color
43:13so the blue dye really popped on it for me.
43:16I think it's a very cool concept.
43:18I just don't think it's quite fully realized.
43:21Thank you so much.
43:21Next up, Ebony LaBelle.
43:24You were made for TV.
43:26I just wanted to watch you forever.
43:28You really brought the audience in
43:29and you made it fun.
43:31I love the wig.
43:32I love the look.
43:33The beat was beaten.
43:34I was channeling you.
43:35Oh, stop it.
43:37I literally got ready and I was like,
43:38I look like Tracy Marshall right now.
43:40Well, I'm flattered.
43:41You're magnetic.
43:42I was drawn in.
43:43I had so much fun.
43:44I really felt like I was in the room.
43:46When you're comfortable, the audience is comfortable
43:48and that's gold for daytime television.
43:50Your look tonight, you know,
43:52the fact that you're paying tribute to Marsha P. Johnson,
43:54her impact is immeasurable.
43:58It's a little bit simple for me
43:59and there's a little bit of a fit issue with the crotch.
44:03Especially if we're doing something like a bodysuit,
44:05we have to make sure it fits perfectly.
44:07Next up, P.M.
44:09Hi, P.M.
44:10Hi.
44:11I think that's funny that your name is P.M.,
44:13but you're really, you're an A.M. kind of queen
44:16because you belong on daytime.
44:19I've done so many interviews
44:20and this was one of my favorites of, like, my whole career.
44:24You connected to our special guest,
44:27Kaiza, dancer to dancer,
44:29and you also showed her that you were listening to her.
44:32You showed your personality without taking over.
44:38Your look tonight,
44:39I am equally delighted and disgusted.
44:42Yay!
44:42I feel like this is P.M. core.
44:44And you also brought attention to a really important moment
44:47in our queer history,
44:48just in a slightly more disgusting way.
44:51A little bit.
44:53Last but certainly not least,
44:54Sammy Landry.
44:57You did such a good job being the mediator of the group.
45:01Like, I did feel like you really anchored
45:03the whole talk show.
45:06When Kaiza spoke about feeling like she was high
45:09at Wembley Stadium,
45:10you're like,
45:11I'll have what she's having.
45:12You were just really listening and responding
45:14and having fun.
45:15I really, really enjoyed you
45:16and I did not know how you were going to do
45:18in this challenge,
45:18so you really surprised me this week.
45:21This look looks like somebody put Jimbo in the microwave.
45:26This is the kind of level of crazy
45:28and manic and weird
45:29that I want to see from you.
45:31You're like Cindy Lou Who's
45:33slutty cougar stepmom,
45:35Tanya Lou Who.
45:36Tanya.
45:37Tanya.
45:37Based on the judges' critiques,
45:41we have made some decisions.
45:45Sammy Landry.
45:47In the challenge and on the runway,
45:49you were the name on everyone's lips.
45:52Ebony LaBelle.
45:54This week, you spilled the tea
45:55and we loved every drop.
45:59PM.
46:00You were a daytime delight
46:02and on the runway,
46:04you served the bathhouse down boots.
46:08Sammy Landry.
46:09Congratulations.
46:11You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
46:15You have won $5,000 cash
46:18courtesy of Community One Foundation.
46:22Woo.
46:23Ebony, PM.
46:24Great work this week.
46:27Saltina, Dulce, Caramelk.
46:30I'm sorry, but that means
46:31you are the bottom queens this week.
46:34Sammy, as this week's winner,
46:35you have earned the power
46:37of the golden beaver,
46:38granting you the ability
46:39to save one of the bottom queens
46:41from lip syncing for their life.
46:45As you untuck,
46:46the bottom three may plead their case.
46:48You may leave the stage.
46:50Yeah.
46:55Pitch up your feet.
46:56I gotta tidy up.
46:57I gotta make sure this set's nice and clean.
46:59The girls will be here any minute.
47:00Oh, my God.
47:00Hurry up.
47:01It's a little messy,
47:02so we got the man of Green Gables,
47:04you know, doing a little bit of housekeeping.
47:06Her East Coast is really coming out here.
47:08Oh, they're back.
47:10Oh, she's cleaning up.
47:11Oh, my God.
47:11We've been cleaning up.
47:12Coming into Untucked,
47:13I feel so great.
47:16I won this week.
47:19Word.
47:20I feel fucking amazing.
47:23I'm a winner, baby.
47:26$5,000.
47:28I'm gonna go get some real injections.
47:30Who are the other girls in the top?
47:33Pia?
47:34Ebony.
47:34Ebony.
47:34And Ebony.
47:35Okay.
47:36I have landed in the fucking top,
47:39and this makes me so excited.
47:41Surprise, bitches.
47:42I'm in the bottom.
47:46Yeah.
47:48They just want me to, like,
47:50I guess, like, break out in my shell more.
47:52I get it.
47:53It's like drag.
47:53It's better to go big
47:54rather than to go home, so.
47:57This is my first time here,
47:59and it honestly, it fucking sucks.
48:01I know that I'm retreating a little bit.
48:04I don't want that to be the reason why I go.
48:08I'm not fading into the background.
48:10I refuse.
48:11I'm realizing that I'm fucking worth it,
48:14that I'm deserving of being here,
48:17that I'm here for a reason,
48:18and that I am fucking talented.
48:21Melissa, what do they say about you?
48:22I just feel fucking, like, so stupid.
48:25I thought I was in the fucking top,
48:27so it makes me feel like,
48:29oh, obviously not.
48:30Like, I view my drag differently.
48:33I really thought I was in the top,
48:35and I was gonna win,
48:36and I feel like the dumbest bitch ever
48:38for, like, thinking that.
48:39I try to listen and think of, like,
48:41how to do what they want us to do,
48:44and I do the best,
48:46and it doesn't work.
48:50When has the challenge ever asked you
48:52to be serious, dry, and monotone?
48:55I have something I want to ask
49:02from the bottom three.
49:04I want to hear why you want to stay,
49:06but I think also I want to hear
49:07if you stay,
49:09what are specific things
49:11that you know you need to work on
49:13to go better in this competition?
49:16Spicy.
49:17Girl, who dynamite you, Brooklyn?
49:19All of a sudden, you're like,
49:20well, tell me how you're gonna improve yourself.
49:22Bitch, how are you gonna improve yourself?
49:24You're still shit.
49:25Well, I will go first.
49:27I'm often afraid to come across
49:30as ironically too confident.
49:32I feel that.
49:33Because at any point that I am,
49:35someone is gonna tear me down.
49:37Someone's gonna tell me
49:37that I don't deserve what the fuck I have.
49:40I relate to that.
49:41Yeah.
49:41And this competition has made me realize
49:43that, you know what?
49:44maybe I do deserve this.
49:46Maybe I do deserve my TikTok following.
49:48Maybe I do deserve that win.
49:49I've knocked down all those walls,
49:52the self-doubt,
49:53the overconfidence,
49:54the arrogance,
49:55the fear.
49:56I want to know what's next.
49:58I'm saying no matter what.
50:02I bet you wish you gave the beaver
50:03to same me now.
50:04I was like,
50:05let's go.
50:08Baby, put Saltina in the bottom too.
50:10Make her lip sync.
50:11Let's go.
50:12You want to get the top four spot.
50:13You want to win.
50:14Let's see it.
50:15Girl, fuck friendships.
50:17Coming here,
50:17I want to show that I'm more than just somebody
50:19that control on stage.
50:20I want to show more my personality.
50:22It's insane,
50:23the amount of growth I feel like I've learned
50:25and grown as a person.
50:26And I want to continue that.
50:28I want to continue to show it
50:29and to prove it.
50:30Fuck the noise.
50:31I'm just going to say what I have to say.
50:33Save me.
50:33Don't save me.
50:34I'll turn it out.
50:35Well,
50:36I think I'm the only one of these two
50:37that hasn't said that you should have been
50:38in the bottom or gone home,
50:39so take that into consideration.
50:41No, you said it.
50:43I'm a fucking fierce queen.
50:45You are.
50:45At like everything I do.
50:47I've gone through like so much fucking shit
50:49and always made it through the other end.
50:51I will get through this as well.
50:53I will be here no matter what
50:54because I'm supposed to be here.
50:56I deserve to be saved
50:57because I wasn't the worst this week.
50:59And like, girl,
51:01I'll give you a vape.
51:03I could save Saltina.
51:05She's a great friend of mine,
51:07but she is a threat.
51:08I could save Caramel.
51:10She didn't do that bad in the challenge,
51:13but she is a lip sync assassin.
51:16Looking at Dulce,
51:17she's wearing my earrings.
51:19If she goes home,
51:20she might steal them.
51:21Oh my God,
51:21that's a lot to think about.
51:23Oh.
51:24Come on.
51:27Welcome back, queens.
51:33Stammy Landry.
51:35Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
51:38Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
51:40The queen that I choose to save is...
51:43Saltina.
51:48Well, I'll be damned.
51:50Hello, Leo.
51:53She's so much.
51:53Saltina Shaker,
51:55you are out of the woods this week.
51:58You may join your sisters at the back.
52:03I love you.
52:04Love you.
52:06Dulce,
52:07Caramel,
52:08I'm sorry,
52:09but this means you are both up for elimination.
52:12Two queens stand before us.
52:16Prior to tonight,
52:18you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance
52:20of Dancing and Crying by Kaisa.
52:23This is your last chance to impress us
52:26and save yourself from elimination.
52:31The time has come
52:32for you to lip sync
52:34for your life.
52:39Good luck.
52:44And don't fuck
52:46it.
52:47Fuck.
52:48Fuck.
52:51Some will say you can never have a big old legend.
52:55Some will say you can never know
52:57a big old habit.
52:59Baby, where you gonna go,
53:00you never could imagine.
53:02You never could imagine.
53:04You're ready for it.
53:05Don't try to just have to go
53:09where nobody can go.
53:14Use yourself,
53:15lose control.
53:17When you get there,
53:19you're slow,
53:20you're slow.
53:23You can talk with your body.
53:25You can dance with your soul.
53:26I'm feeling crying.
53:28That's the start of the show.
53:30Let your feelings drop down low.
53:31Then go back to the floor.
53:33And it's time to leave the bed.
53:36But we're wearing bad people,
53:38yeah.
53:38Tonight,
53:39it's getting the truth.
53:41And when you lose yourself,
53:43it's all that I lose control.
53:45When we're all getting out of life,
53:47we'll never be the same.
53:49What we're losing,
53:50we'll be fighting
53:51because we're dancing,
53:52now we're crying.
53:53Woo!
53:54Ha ha!
53:55Ha ha!
53:56Ha ha!
53:56Ha ha!
53:56Ha ha!
53:57Ha ha!
53:57Ha ha!
53:58Ha ha!
53:58Ha ha!
53:59Ha ha!
53:59Ha ha!
54:00Ha ha!
54:00Ha ha!
54:01Ha ha!
54:02Ha ha!
54:03Hey!
54:13Ha ha ha!
54:26Oh
54:56Oh
55:26You two are phenomenal please come perform with me sometime it would be amazing
55:43Queens we have made our decision
55:50Caramel Shanta you stay
55:56Thank you so much. You may join the others. I love you so much
56:08Don't say a queen by any other name wouldn't be as sweet. We love you
56:16No, I don't think I'll ever be able to express how much being here means to me
56:21Thank you. Thank you for everything now sashay away
56:32Love you so much well, I knew I should have gone for drag race, Mexico
56:38Am I happy with the placement that I got this season?
56:48Well, no, I wish I could say well, yes, but it is what it is
56:53Oh my god, I just realized I didn't do the white under my eye
56:56Girl, that's why they sent me home. I want people to know that like I worked really hard
57:01If someone like that came from like where I'm from and I like looks what I look like made it on to here
57:08Like so can you this was such a big dream of mine to be here
57:12But it's the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and I wouldn't take it back. Bye y'all
57:17And I'm keeping this I don't give a fuck
57:23Congratulations Queens you live to slay another day
57:29But don't get too comfortable
57:31Oh girl
57:33Next week two of you will be going home
57:38Girl gag it because the slayoffs are back
57:45Now back to our regularly scheduled programming
57:49The world has never needed the magic of drag more. So remember stay true
57:55North strong and yeah, that's right now let the music play
58:02Next time on cannabis drag race. We have the lip-sync battle
58:24I'm ready
58:26These lips are ready to lip-sync mama
58:32Alliance
58:33Yeah, if it comes down to it, I'll pass one
58:39You know people are looking a little sideways
58:41And I'm sure they would love to see us fall
58:44Are y'all ready for volume three of the Canada's drag race lip-sync slayoffs?
58:50When I'm done with you, you're going home in a lobster trap
58:52Take your moment and have fun on the stage because I will be advancing
58:56My face physically hurts from smiling because I don't do it a lot
59:22You
Be the first to comment