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00:00Thank you to Davina and thank you to everyone at Addenbrooke's Hospital for sharing their experiences tonight.
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00:48Now, last night, Alex Horne and the Horne section launched their gruelling How Long-a-thon, singing the same song on loop for 24 hours.
00:56Just over an hour ago, they set off for our Stratford Studios, still singing.
01:00We can check in with Lee Francis, who is with them right now.
01:04Lee, how's it going?
01:08It's going very well. We're having a good time, yes!
01:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:12Are you sick of the song yet?
01:19How long has this been going on?
01:22Yeah, I've been singing the song, yes. I'm singing How Long Has This Been Going On?
01:26Start the challenge!
01:27How long has this been going on?
01:29Good luck, Lee. Please get them here in one piece. We'll see you in a little bit.
01:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:36We're going to be back in an hour when we're going to be kicking cancer in the dick,
01:44lighting up our tribute mile of lanterns in Leicester.
01:47We will see you in...
01:49..soon.
01:50..after Celebrity Gogglebox.
01:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:55This is no weirder than watching celebrities watch celebrities.
02:02Nope.
02:03Yeah, no weirder.
02:05Totally normal.
02:06You keep on the tune and I'll try and harmonise.
02:09Ooh.
02:10Ooh.
02:11Ooh.
02:12Ooh.
02:13Ooh.
02:14Ooh.
02:16Ooh.
02:17Ooh.
02:18Ooh.
02:19Ooh.
02:20Ooh.
02:21Ooh.
02:22Ooh.
02:23Ooh.
02:24Ooh.
02:25Oh, Grace.
02:26Gogglebox.
02:27Sponsored by Three.
02:29You keep on the tune and I'll try and harmonise.
02:35Holy night.
02:39All is calm.
02:43All is bright.
02:48Round young age.
02:51I was harmonising but did you just not know the words?
02:55No.
02:56SHE LAUGHS
03:00SHE LAUGHS
03:02Her flabbers have been gasted.
03:03You want some of this?
03:05SHE LAUGHS
03:06Oh, that is.
03:07Look out!
03:08Oh!
03:09Oh!
03:10Oh, see?
03:11Oh, now there's a controversial statement.
03:12The gravy.
03:13SHE LAUGHS
03:14Yeah.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Do you like this music?
03:17No, not particularly.
03:18So suck on that.
03:19SHE LAUGHS
03:20Oh, wow.
03:21He's been a bad boy.
03:23Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
03:25Not a chance, Julie.
03:26Oh!
03:27Yes, look at that.
03:29He's had an absolute feast.
03:30SHE LAUGHS
03:31Whoa!
03:32For a banana?
03:33This is insane.
03:35Well, thank God that's over.
03:37I've got to take one.
03:38It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
03:41SHE LAUGHS
03:42That's very modern, isn't it?
03:44Nothing, no-one saw that coming.
03:45No.
03:46In the week they put out another final episode of Neighbours, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
03:53It was all about Say What You See on ITV.
03:56It's the hilarious and the delightful Mel Gidroy.
03:59Good to see you, Mel.
04:02Oh, wait!
04:03It's Mel!
04:04Great.
04:05Melon Sue.
04:06That's that.
04:07Yep.
04:08That's her last name?
04:09Melon Sue.
04:10Melon Sue.
04:11Melon Sue.
04:12First name Melon.
04:13Julie Andrews was giving it some on Disney+.
04:18The hills are alive with the sound of music.
04:25I had a huge crush on her when I was a kid.
04:28Yeah, I know.
04:29That's why you're with me.
04:30You love the British.
04:32Yeah.
04:33Like Mary Poppins.
04:34Maybe that's it.
04:35Well, she was Mary Poppins.
04:36Yeah, I know.
04:37That's what I'm saying.
04:38Is that what you're inadvertently telling me that you love me?
04:41Yes.
04:42Yes.
04:43Great.
04:44Perfect.
04:45I'll take it.
04:46When you wear a smock.
04:47It's my thing.
04:48Every Tuesday, then.
04:50And Megan had a VIP dinner date on Netflix.
04:54Guess what else is in this salad?
04:56It's literally your favorite salad of all time.
04:58Beets.
04:59Black olives.
05:00How do you say it?
05:01Beetroot.
05:02Beetroot.
05:03Beetroot.
05:04I don't think the mocking of the voice was necessary.
05:07I want mocking.
05:08The pronunciation, maybe.
05:09Beetroot.
05:10Beetroot.
05:11What do you say?
05:12Well, I might say beetroot.
05:15But there's not two Ts.
05:18Beetroot.
05:19I sort of tie the T and the R together.
05:21Beetroot.
05:22So you're wrong?
05:23Probably.
05:24I love beetroot.
05:32In West London.
05:33You like a longer one, though, don't you?
05:35Well, it's like a finger.
05:37It's harder to do with a short, fat one.
05:39The tenants.
05:40Do you know, it is something, though, I feel like we could probably make ourselves.
05:42Oh, come on, Georgia.
05:43I know, I know.
05:44It's Christmas.
05:45We're very busy.
05:46Well, you're not.
05:47Well, because I've done everything, so you could make that your job,
05:50your one Christmas job.
05:52Are you saying I don't do enough to marshal Christmas?
05:55Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying, yeah.
05:56Is that not clear?
05:57You can do pigs in blankets.
06:01I'll do everything else.
06:02On Tuesday night, Lee Mack was looking for Britain's best brains again on ITV.
06:08Do you do quizzes for fun or do you do it for, like, to keep your mind sharp?
06:12I occasionally do, like, I like sort of brain teasers.
06:17What would be your area of speciality?
06:19Rubik's Cube.
06:20Are you 1% of the country?
06:22Are you top 1%?
06:23I used to be, before I had multiple children.
06:26What would be your best round?
06:27Music, probably.
06:28I don't know.
06:2980s, 70s music.
06:31How old do you think I am?
06:33I genuinely don't know anymore.
06:34I know.
06:35It keeps changing.
06:36It does keep changing.
06:37That's how age works.
06:38See, I don't understand numbers.
06:43All right, let's go.
06:44We're definitely at 1%.
06:45Yeah, totally.
06:46I've got it.
06:47I might have to get my smart glasses on for this.
06:49Oh, no.
06:50Welcome to the 1% World Rollover.
06:53Hoping to win tonight are our 100 players.
06:55Awful suit he's wearing, man.
06:57Lee Mack, would you?
06:58He has got a looking hat about him.
07:00OK, it's time for our first question.
07:02Bit of shorts from you, be nice.
07:04No shouting out.
07:06Just so that I can do my own workings out.
07:08So, this is one that 90% of our survey got right.
07:11So, 90% of the UK population would get this right.
07:14So, we should get this.
07:15So, we should get this.
07:15Are you backing yourself?
07:16Yeah.
07:17Ellie, you'll be all right.
07:18Even thickers get this one right.
07:19Marissa is swiping on a dating app.
07:22OK.
07:23I'm out.
07:24She is looking for someone with dark hair who doesn't wear glasses
07:27and is not clean-shaven.
07:29Who does she pick?
07:30Is that literally the question?
07:32First of all, Marissa got problems.
07:34Is Marissa going dating or playing Guess Who?
07:36Who?
07:38Oh, it's E.
07:39Yeah.
07:40OK, so...
07:41D.
07:42Oh, it's not clean-shaven.
07:43A. Oh, my God, I'm out already.
07:44A.
07:45All right.
07:46I thought it was his police-shaven.
07:47No, no, no.
07:48No, no, no.
07:49You don't...
07:50I have time.
07:51I know there's a time, but what happens when you fill out the circle?
07:53I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
07:54You can't, like, X out the circle.
07:55I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
07:56I would still be thinking.
07:57You're out.
07:58Right, let's see whose lights stay on and are still in the game
08:00and how many people are out.
08:01Who got it wrong?
08:02Nobody could be out on this.
08:03There will be.
08:04There'll be some.
08:05You'd be blue-lighted.
08:07So out.
08:11How are they out?
08:12It's A, B has glasses, C has blonde hair and D is clean-shaven.
08:17But B looks quite like me.
08:19Next.
08:20Easy, that.
08:21I hope they're going to get harder.
08:22To be fair, if I was on a dating app, I would be looking for someone different to you,
08:24not the same as you.
08:25I've already got you.
08:26I'd be looking for, like, an alt.
08:27What, you're looking for an extra?
08:29OK, let's move on to the 35% question.
08:31Ooh, 35%.
08:32Only 35% of the country would get this.
08:34This is where he usually boils it up.
08:36What word replaces the question mark to complete this common phrase?
08:41What?
08:42Oh, it's you!
08:43Bald, ampersand, question mark.
08:46Head and shoulders.
08:47Head and shoulders above everyone else, yeah.
08:49Head and shoulders...
08:50Oh, I didn't even see that bit.
08:53This is going to be an English thing.
08:55I don't...
08:56Or a British thing.
08:57I won't.
08:58Head and balls?
08:59No.
09:00Head and balls?
09:01Head and shoulders above the rest.
09:03Well, head and shoulders above everyone else, yeah.
09:05Everyone else?
09:06Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:08Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:10Head and shoulders above everybody else.
09:12Head and shoulders above everybody else.
09:13That's not even a British...
09:15Of course!
09:16...saying.
09:17Oh, my life, head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:21We are getting close to the end and it's now time for the 15% question.
09:26All right.
09:27My time to start in.
09:2815%, right.
09:29We've filled out every other percentage, so I don't know how we'll make it past 15.
09:34Look at the image to the right.
09:36Yes.
09:37Right.
09:38Oh, that's all right, then.
09:39I've watched enough Bullseye.
09:40I should get this right.
09:41If 9 o'clock is worth 31 points, 3 o'clock is worth 26 points...
09:46Right!
09:47...and 6 o'clock is worth 23 points...
09:49Oh, God.
09:50...how many points is 12 o'clock worth?
09:53I don't understand what that means.
09:54I don't understand what that means.
09:55I don't understand what that means.
09:56Did you times it by something?
09:579 o'clock is 31.
09:58That's crazy.
09:59That's a good question.
10:009 o'clock is worth 31 points.
10:02He's in your head.
10:03I can't do it in my head.
10:0440.
10:05That's 40.
10:0612 o'clock would be at the top.
10:12Was it worth, baby?
10:13You're asking me to give you the answer when I don't know the answer.
10:189 o'clock.
10:19I'm not in the right frame of mind for this tonight.
10:22Let's have a look at the answer.
10:24It's 40.
10:25The score is the sum of where the hour and minute hands are pointing.
10:2940?
10:30Shit, a brick.
10:32There is no hands on that.
10:33I still don't fucking understand the answer.
10:35The sum and the answer, I still don't understand.
10:38I hate the 1% club.
10:39That's a fucking super game.
10:41After whittling down the contestants here in the studio,
10:44we are left with the 1% question.
10:46OK, here we go.
10:47Yes.
10:481%.
10:49I can't fall at this now.
10:50Good luck.
10:51This is your 1% question.
10:54I've never ever got a 1% question right.
10:58Tonight's tonight.
10:59I can feel it in my water.
11:00Heidi Abbey Bedhead just got a new bank card.
11:04Classes, classes, quickly.
11:05What a name.
11:06What a fucking name.
11:07If the picture below displays the first 12 digits of the card number,
11:11what are the final four?
11:14Oh, God.
11:15I don't even understand the question.
11:17What?
11:18Four.
11:19Oh.
11:20It's the last four out of head.
11:22So, wherever head is in the alphabet, that's the numbers.
11:26So, it's...
11:27A, B, C, D, E...
11:28Shut up, Giles.
11:29...5 is E.
11:30So, it's eight...
11:32Er...
11:33Five.
11:34A, B, C, D, E...
11:36A, B, C, D...
11:37A, B, C, D...
11:38One.
11:39Can you show off, please?
11:40Eight, five, one, four.
11:43Eight, five, one, four.
11:45It-it's a...
11:46It's a...
11:47Er...
11:48Er...
11:49Alphabetical numbering.
11:50Eight, five, one, four.
11:52This one's so much easier than the other one.
11:54Eight, five.
11:55Okay, your time's up.
11:57One, three.
11:59Eight, five, one, three.
12:00Eight, five, one, three.
12:01Eight, five, one, three.
12:02Eight, five, one, three.
12:03I've got it.
12:04I've got it.
12:05Eight, five, one, three.
12:07eight five one four ah oh you know I said four you never said eight five one four didn't I
12:14well I said eight five one four you never you said eight five one three oh I love you so much
12:20you're so gorgeous and I can get some things right handsome and smart thanks baby
12:26you've never said that before in your life and I appreciate it oh of course I have oh what do you
12:37know and how did you do I did fine mm-hmm out on the first question I believe yeah and subsequently
12:50got none of them right yeah yeah that's correct nail on it that's fine how did you know that
12:56there was something to do with a name because it's such a ludicrous name there must be something
12:59well I mean it's just it's an odd name to put in the question the oddness of the name alerts you
13:06to the fact that that must have something to do with the answer all right Columbo
13:09yeah we have who's seen this one goggle box sponsored by three it really gets going in episode two
13:22the one on the left should get us on show
13:27me a really nice baby hamper goggle box sponsored by three
13:34in New York I used to be really upset about our tree yeah you got your way we got a small tree
13:42hey don't make it about me Kieran and his wife Jas you want a small tree I want a big tree I sort
13:48of thought we compromised and then I got home and went oh it's tiny but you were like this is a good
13:52tree I thought so and then that guy kept cutting off the bottom while he was talking to us I think
13:56he was distracted let me just do one more layer of branches yeah it's just fucking up you should have
14:01you know what I keep thinking because I know it's only been two days what I keep thinking like
14:05when you're away or you're asleep I'm gonna go out and buy a new tree take down all the lights I
14:10don't know if you
14:10on Sunday night there were more showbiz types hanging out with Mr. Chips on ITV
14:19this next one I know all about and you don't know anything because you're an American
14:23so it's catchphrase so this is supposed oh do you know like what wheel of fortune
14:27yes where you spin a wheel and you solve the puzzle
14:31say no more I have always loved a bit of catchphrase maybe it's because I say it how I see it in life
14:38yeah that's probably the reason I mean I think you like it because it's simple
14:42I don't believe you've never seen catchphrase I don't well I've never seen catchphrase believe it
14:49say what you see if you see it say it say what you see if you see it say it welcome to a festive
14:55edition of celebrity catchphrase festive and celebrity what next let's not hold back let's get going
15:02are you ready at home super ready well we'll try we'll get back here we're going to do it with you
15:07Stephen come on here is your first catchphrase good luck oh edge of your seat
15:12so what am I supposed to do peace on earth world peace oh that's it this is the game yeah world peace
15:23just say what you see I've not a twinkie and a rocket what are we looking at just say what
15:29you see oh I'm supposed to keep the word peace on the earth
15:33bill bill bailey's got it bill bailey's no he's no slouch he's got it christmas peace
15:39oh it's not christmas peace
15:41they must have took his brain out when they cut his hair off he looks like billy joel now
15:47oh my god he does look like bill bailey joel
15:50peace on earth it's peace on earth
15:53of course she gets it it's nothing like wheel of fortune
15:57oh my god I'm it here's your next catchphrase Georgia this one's yours
16:01best sheep sheep necklace
16:06what is happening here
16:09goat in a tumble dryer oh it might be a goat best in goat best in goat bill
16:15uh the greatest of all time the goat yes greatest of all time is correct
16:21all right bill joe my don't get that
16:24not me I didn't see the relevance of the goat
16:27not me these catchphrases are all quite sort of well for the youth
16:31they're quite youth based we're far too old for this well you are
16:34here's your next one
16:35sprinkling dusting dropping this dropping your back
16:41oh I tell you what there's nothing worse when this happens what's mr chips just done
16:45something horrifying what the hell was that
16:48what's he doing oh my god he's chucking away his ass
16:52oh he's dusting and he's taking off his
16:55back that's the bum no
16:59what's he up to there
17:01he threw his back out the door
17:03threw his back out threw his back out put his back out
17:06put his back out threw my back in oh see my back out
17:09there we go out no no Ian's better
17:13Bill he's put his back out he certainly has
17:16we got that one right
17:17I got that he put his back out
17:19he put his back out
17:20Nat's put his back out and he don't bloody shut up about it
17:23and you will be taking after all that
17:25Bill had made it to the final for the chance to win 50,000 pounds
17:30Bill I really hope you do it simple as that
17:33are you ready
17:34I'm ready
17:35come on Bill
17:36come on Jane
17:37ooh gold celebrities
17:42pointing golden balls look at my balls
17:44golden globes red carpet
17:47says the actor
17:48couple of gold worlds
17:51golden globe rewards
17:53pass
17:53reading the plot backwards
17:58follow the plot
17:59follow the plot yes yes
18:01plot
18:02ooh
18:04plot twist
18:04oh unraveled
18:05the plot
18:05plot twist
18:06oh right
18:08the plot thickens
18:09what thickens
18:10Bill
18:11he's not going to get a PhD
18:12the plot spirals
18:14what's on the spiral Bill
18:15come on Bill
18:16what catchphrases are about spirals
18:18complicated plot
18:19the plot turns into a spiral
18:21oh my god
18:22Bill
18:22no he's put on the spot
18:24oh my god
18:24the plot thickens
18:26pass
18:27come on Bill
18:28come on Bill
18:28I'm not judging
18:29because I bet when you're there it's tough
18:30but Bill is shit at this
18:32house party
18:36house party
18:37come on Bill
18:38house party
18:39oh it's about time
18:40correct next
18:41number eight
18:42oh we're out of time
18:43oh no
18:44poor guy
18:452,500 pounds
18:48oh
18:48Bill
18:49listen Bill
18:50sorry
18:50listen you've got nothing to apologise for
18:52you do
18:52no you should apologise
18:54well better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick isn't it
18:57I don't know
18:59on reflection
19:00that was quite painful to watch wasn't it
19:03what was this charity we never found out
19:04we didn't know that
19:05no
19:05hopefully it stand up to cancer
19:07this week
19:11we watched Becca's story
19:13we have three children
19:17Matthew's the eldest
19:19and then Rebecca is the middle child
19:21and Sophie the baby
19:22and all the measurements
19:24did that with the kids
19:26ah it was a little measuring post
19:29always got my nerves
19:30our nickname for Becca as a small baby
19:33was Smiler
19:34that smells infectious
19:40she was probably about
19:43nine or ten
19:44and she watched this programme
19:46about Great Ormond Street
19:48and she just decided
19:49from that moment on
19:50that's what she wanted to become
19:52was a doctor
19:52oh god how amazing
19:55I think that nine years of age
19:57you said you want to be a doctor
19:58that's dedication isn't it
19:59yes
20:00we were just so proud
20:02she loved being a doctor
20:05oh you would be proud wouldn't you
20:09yeah
20:10so back in June 2023
20:13she basically had gone out for a few drinks
20:17nothing crazy
20:17come home
20:18and she basically couldn't go to the toilet
20:20so she went into A&E
20:23she noticed that her tummy was distended
20:25for a few days afterwards
20:27she spoke to her consultant
20:28and he said
20:29I'm going to send you for a scan
20:30let's have a look
20:31boy
20:34as parents do you try and do everything in your power to look after your child
20:56and you don't have any power over this do you
21:09it's got no control at all of you
21:10family shouldn't be having to go through this
21:13seeing your sister so weak and ill
21:16and then having to shave her hair off is
21:18is yeah
21:20heartbreaking
21:26oh god
21:28you had your hair off
21:32it's one of the worst bits
21:33yes
21:34yes
21:34oh no
21:54bloody hell
21:58becca
21:58there are no further
22:05thank you
22:05oh
22:06oh no
22:09there's no hope now
22:11when you're told there is no hope
22:21you've got nothing left to say
22:25I kind of sat on the edge of the bed
22:32and had her head just on my shoulder
22:34and I just kind of cuddled her like that
22:36and Matthew had got up
22:41I sat with her on the bed
22:42at that point
22:44and again she lay into my shoulder
22:46but then she came into this world
22:50and I held her
22:52and as she left
22:54as she left this world
22:56I held her too
22:57oh my god
23:06it's not right
23:16but it's awfully sad
23:19no mother should bury her child
23:22no mother should bury her child
23:25oh god
23:35she didn't have long did she
23:3630
23:38it's so random and brutally unjust
23:42isn't it
23:43you raise your children
23:50you try and get them through everything
23:52and then you don't expect them to die in their 30s
23:54almost one in two of us will get cancer in our lifetime
24:00help us fight back
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24:21does anybody else feel a bit dizzy?
24:35we've got that one little goggle rod set up race here
24:47and looking stronger
24:49it's only really Greg Deavis
24:50oh hello
24:51you were very good with your acting
24:53can I say
24:54so were you
24:55weren't we
24:55we were
24:56weren't we quite there
24:57it was amazing chemistry
24:59it's a national theatre next baby
25:00wonderful mascots
25:01we love that
25:02but you've come here to support your mate
25:04your colleague
25:05I have
25:05little Alex I have
25:07and it's
25:08it's tough for me
25:09because I've been on record for nearly 10 years now
25:12of saying I despise them
25:13and I do
25:15I do
25:16but even you've got to be
25:19and you've got to be impressed with what he is attempting to do
25:23so for 24 hours already
25:26they have been singing the same song
25:28this is Alex Horne in the horn section
25:29we join them live
25:31I think he looks close to tears
25:44and that's everything I could have wanted and more
25:48he's doing a wonderful thing for a wonderful cause
25:51and also he looks like he's going to cry
25:53it's the three things I hope for Claire
25:56and the trouble is
25:57he really does love his music
25:59and he may never ever want to play an instrument or sing again
26:01I think he's
26:02I think he's learned a lesson here
26:04I think he's learned a lesson
26:06a very valuable one
26:07some of his ideas
26:08they don't work over a 24 hour period
26:11but I mean what an effort from the boy
26:14and from the rest of the band
26:16it's incredible isn't it?
26:17I honestly think
26:18you know
26:19this is the music marathon
26:20we never knew we needed
26:22and you can follow it live
26:23look at them
26:24look at them
26:24look at them
26:25look at them
26:25look at them
26:25look at them
26:26look at them
26:26look at them
26:26look at them
26:27they're on their way back to the studio here
26:29we will be seeing them later
26:31and we will join you again
26:32after Celebrity Goblin
26:34he looks so broad
26:38this bit will blow your wear
26:42he's the same age as me
26:46Gogglebox
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26:53think of any word
26:55and on the count of three
26:56we're going to both say
26:58the word
26:58that I think you're thinking of
27:00at the same time
27:00one
27:01two
27:02three
27:02jumper
27:03how did you do that?
27:05do you want to do it again?
27:06good friends Nick and Joe
27:08on the count of three again
27:09yeah you ready?
27:10one
27:11two
27:11three
27:12cup
27:12no way
27:15I know
27:16how are you doing that?
27:17I don't know
27:17it's because I looked at the cup
27:19wasn't it?
27:19no
27:19do you want the third one?
27:22last one
27:23last one
27:24last one
27:24go like completely rogue
27:26think of a country
27:27no
27:28it's too obvious
27:29oh okay
27:30all right okay
27:30go for it
27:31we'll go
27:31you've got a country?
27:32I've got a country
27:33yeah
27:33rogue
27:34okay
27:35no more clues
27:36right here we go
27:37I'm going to close my eyes
27:38okay
27:38ready?
27:39yeah
27:39one
27:41two
27:41three
27:42Vatican City
27:43this week
27:46Netflix was prepping
27:47for a right royal Christmas
27:49Megan's back Jane
27:50I know
27:52she's sort of
27:52getting ready for like
27:54kind of
27:54a mate coming round
27:56and she'll just sort of
27:57make sort of like a quiche
27:59and some sort of
28:00table decorations
28:02and they'll have a chat
28:03but it's just sort of nice
28:04it's just nice to watch
28:06and look at
28:06it's very comforting
28:07you had me at quiche
28:09oh this one's kind of pretty
28:10it has a great shape
28:14I think this is the one
28:16it's a great tree
28:17you didn't like the fact
28:18that we were out in the rain
28:19picking our Christmas trees
28:20the misery added
28:23to the Christmas chair
28:24when I string the lights
28:26on a tree
28:26I do inside
28:27so it's lit from within
28:29and on the border
28:30right on the outside
28:30sure you do
28:31for me
28:32I light
28:33start at the front
28:34of the branch
28:35tie
28:35back
28:36forth
28:36back
28:37forth
28:37back
28:38forth
28:38all the way to the top
28:40do you know what I do
28:41when I'm putting the lights on
28:42leave it to pay
28:43yeah
28:43and the same with ornaments
28:44you want to find the placement
28:46for them
28:46where they're going to find
28:47their light
28:48can one year
28:48can I do it
28:49sure
28:50you know I'm going to die
28:51before you
28:52you can do it then
28:52sure
28:54yeah
28:55deal
28:56with my next husband
28:57that's a fun thought
29:00how long do you think
29:02I'll be in the grave
29:04before you remarry
29:04cobweat
29:06soon
29:06yeah I knew it was going to be fast
29:07the kids will just start
29:08calling him dad
29:09yeah
29:10I don't know what Megan can teach
29:16I'm here to find out
29:17what Megan can teach me
29:18is she actually doing this though
29:20well I think
29:21or is it like Blue Peter
29:22I think
29:23here's one we made earlier
29:24I think there must be an element
29:25of like
29:25we've prepped a lot of this
29:27festive rapping
29:33festive rapping
29:34excellent
29:35I need to know how to do this
29:37oh
29:37somebody at the door
29:38someone to do our rapping for
29:39it's Megan
29:39oh my god can you imagine
29:41I love having tone on tone
29:46tone on tone
29:47don't we all
29:47I love having tone on tone
29:49as well as a wax seal
29:51oh wax seal
29:53why haven't we thought about wax
29:55we should yeah
29:56we should get a wax seal
29:57we should get a family seal
29:58rolled crest I bet as well
29:59Charles I'll be looking for that
30:01it's the tiniest detail
30:04that suddenly feels
30:06elevated
30:06oh
30:07I bet that's for Camilla that
30:09it's a Bailison Harden gift set
30:11yeah
30:11probably a pumice stone
30:13yeah
30:13something like that
30:14I can't wait for our last guest
30:17welcoming Tom Colicchio
30:19oh oh
30:20now usually everyone that comes round
30:22she's worked with on suits
30:24right so she just goes through the cast
30:27she's pretty
30:28all the crew
30:29a bit like my podcast
30:30yeah
30:31yeah
30:32yeah
30:32all the traitors
30:33hello
30:35here he is
30:37oh she's just had a big smelly mouthful of food and now Colinkio's here
30:41I'm very excited you're here
30:42we're gonna have some fun today
30:44I want to hear about some of your family recipes and traditions and all that jazz
30:48there was always this beet salad
30:50beets is that right?
30:51beetroot
30:52oh
30:52every Christmas
30:53what do I say to you every Christmas?
30:55I could murder a beet salad
30:57every Christmas
30:58it was beets
30:58and then it was a mixture of red onion, celery, artichoke hearts
31:03okay
31:04yeah
31:05can I tell you why I'm chuckling?
31:07why are you chuckling Megan?
31:08why is it funny?
31:09so if I gave you the top things that my husband hates
31:12uh oh
31:13beets, he would call them beetroot as they say in England
31:15what?
31:16he doesn't like beetroot?
31:17he does not like beetroot as Prince Harry
31:19okay so can I show you one of my family favourites now?
31:22yeah go on
31:22what we're gonna have is a fallout
31:24we're making gumbo right?
31:27yes indeed
31:28ooh gumbo
31:29that's very like soul food-y
31:31so my mom's family
31:32is from Tennessee
31:33like around Chattanooga
31:35isn't there a song Mary
31:36called Chattanooga Choo Choo?
31:39hmm
31:39would you like to sing it for me?
31:41no I'd rather get a knife and stab you
31:43oh that's not very Christmassy Mary
31:45smells like Christmas now
31:46hi guys
31:49there he is
31:51oh
31:52there he is
31:53oh he's here
31:53oh my god
31:55he's made an appearance
31:56oh my god
31:57he's holding on to his fringe
31:59I smell gumbo
32:00I was like
32:00I literally
32:01I smell gumbo
32:02he smells gumbo
32:03I smell gumbo
32:04stop it
32:06what?
32:06do I need to do the voice?
32:08gumbo for me is like one of my favourites
32:10especially her mum's
32:10of course he says that
32:12you know especially her mum's
32:14because it's really the only relative
32:16that we've got left
32:17it is delicious
32:19I'm not so sure it's as good as your mum's
32:22but it's certainly close
32:22wow
32:23oh
32:24oh
32:25this is the most he's ever been in it
32:28is it?
32:29yeah it's normally a sort of flyby
32:30I think he genuinely wants to try the gumbo
32:33yeah
32:34he did he smelt it
32:35I smelt the gumbo
32:36he said
32:38who has the time?
32:41Megan
32:42well because she's only got two kids
32:45oh
32:45already becoming snobby with three
32:51oh two is easy
32:52when we had two
32:53we would have been able to do this
32:54all the time in the world
32:55easy
32:55try having three
32:56stupid
32:57lazy
32:58this week
33:02we watch Matthew's story
33:04my name's Matthew Starkey
33:11he's handsome
33:12oh he's an handsome lad
33:13growing up I would have been big into football
33:15and sport has always been a big part of my life
33:18I would have gone to the gym
33:19walk
33:20play football
33:20with friends
33:21he's a normal dude isn't he
33:22I met Carrie
33:24through a date nap
33:26it was during Covid
33:27we met in a car park
33:30for a socially distanced walk
33:32I think that's very romantic
33:35I do
33:35yeah
33:35Matthew is just so caring
33:37and lovely
33:38and respectful
33:39and that's what I was ever looking for in somebody
33:42sweet
33:43oh they look a good match
33:45don't they
33:46oh he noticed a swelling in his leg
33:51oh no
33:53put it down to
33:54just wear and tear
33:56and being in my 30s
33:57and you would think that wouldn't you
33:58yeah
33:59I basically started to lose control
34:02of my right leg
34:03my leg buckled underneath me
34:04and I sort of fell to the ground
34:06oh my god
34:07went to the hospital
34:09got the scan
34:10and I could tell the doctors and nurses
34:12were looking at me a little bit differently
34:14oh you don't want that
34:15that's not a good sign is it
34:17got a call
34:17and was like
34:18can you come in
34:18like the doctors want me to speak to you
34:20and I was just like
34:21right okay
34:22so the alarm bells were ringing
34:24yeah
34:24um
34:25gave us the worst juice
34:28oh my god
34:32what was in his brain
34:40I have basically a brain tumour
34:43but it's growing on my spinal cord
34:45as the primary spot
34:46two years to live
34:52as the diagnosis got more and more assessed
35:00the timeline became less
35:02oh
35:03and they'd talked about a year
35:05instead of two years
35:06oh
35:06so it was a big sort of shock
35:09getting that kind of news
35:12at 32 years old
35:14it's so sick
35:17because your loved ones
35:17are just your absolute world
35:19aren't they
35:20Matthew was like
35:22well
35:23we want to get married
35:24we want to do this
35:25and he was just like
35:26do it all now
35:26because
35:27you don't know what's ahead of you
35:29do you know
35:31fair play to Matthew
35:32for still being in like
35:33high spirits
35:35do you know what I mean
35:35and wanting to like marry Carrie
35:37they're rushing to condense
35:39all their life plans down
35:40into a short time now
35:41aren't they
35:41yeah
35:42you're right
35:43yeah
35:43oh wow
35:52I imagine it was a very emotional day
35:54good
35:55glad he made it to the wedding
35:57it was just a day of positive love
36:04the energy in the room
36:06I just kept saying
36:07if you could bottle this up
36:08you could sell it for millions
36:10that would have been a bit of sweet affair
36:12isn't it
36:12yeah
36:13it just was a day of celebration
36:15so I'd like to start the speech
36:17by raising a toast
36:18to my new wife Carrie
36:19thank you for showing me
36:23what unconditional love is
36:24and thank you for just being you
36:26look at the way she looks at him
36:32I don't know
36:36how long I have
36:37but I would just like
36:38to get back home
36:39and just start married life
36:40with Carrie
36:41in our house
36:42and just
36:43get through it together
36:44live life together
36:46as long as you can
36:47oh god
36:52oh no
36:53oh no don't tell me
36:55six weeks
37:00oh my
37:01at least he got his time with that
37:11didn't he
37:12your dad had a married man
37:15yeah
37:15I'm so glad you've managed
37:17to find love
37:18and
37:18they get all to celebrate each other
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38:21in Hampshire
38:25what do you want for Christmas?
38:27I would like pajamas
38:28because I'm full of fun these days
38:31yeah
38:31Josh
38:32and his wife Tamsin
38:34you used to do this really annoying thing
38:37which for the month leading up to Christmas
38:39just buy everything that you wanted
38:41because it was all on sale
38:42I know but you were also like
38:43oh I'm coming to the end of the year
38:44what do I want
38:44oh I'll just get it all myself
38:46and I'd see all these packages
38:47being like
38:47oh that's what I was going to get
38:49oh that's what I was going to get you
38:50because I also look and see
38:51all the things you might need
38:52and then I just have nothing for you
38:54well lucky for you
38:54I didn't buy anything for myself this year
38:56no
38:57because I'm not buying things anymore
38:59that's my new thing
39:01so I'll give your pajamas away
39:02no the pajamas I do need
39:04on Tuesday night
39:07James May was fiddling about
39:08getting his man cave again
39:10on Discovery Plus
39:11oh
39:12chin chin
39:13there it is
39:14cheers
39:15you like potting in your shed
39:17don't you
39:18yeah
39:19I think every man likes
39:20potting doesn't he
39:21like that
39:22you ought to put your bed out there
39:24oh you'd love that
39:25wouldn't you
39:25shed load of ideas
39:30I appreciate that title
39:32I used to have a shed
39:34in the house that we were at
39:35and I used to love it when it rained
39:37because I'd go and make a cup of tea
39:39and sit in it
39:39and then go outside
39:40sit in the shed
39:42with the door like half open
39:43oh that's nice
39:43the sound of rain
39:44is gorgeous
39:44and just be like
39:46oh this is nice
39:46yeah
39:47I love it when it rains outside
39:48and then my wife would come
39:49and be like
39:49what are you doing
39:49what are you doing
39:50just having five minutes
39:51it's not easy running a pub
39:53you know
39:53what with business rates
39:55the cost of thatching
39:57he runs a pub as well
39:58oh yeah he does
39:58he runs a pub don't they
39:59oh they're all on pubs
40:00don't they
40:01and on top of all that
40:02I have to think about
40:03choosing the right flavour
40:05of crisps
40:06oh poor James
40:07he's got to think about
40:09the right flavour of crisps
40:10prawn cocktail me
40:11yeah that's good
40:12I love prawn cocktail
40:13yeah
40:14roast chicken
40:14roast chicken crisps
40:17yeah
40:17we love crisps
40:19but we have identified a problem
40:21there's none in there
40:22yeah
40:22it's just all full of air
40:24you're basically buying air
40:25but what if you get half it
40:26in the bag
40:27and then you suddenly think
40:28do you know what
40:29I fancy salt and vinegar
40:30this is a major problem
40:33in the UK isn't it
40:34oh no no
40:35you don't want to do
40:35like a multi crisp
40:36within a bag situation
40:37this is your idea of hell
40:38isn't it
40:38oh my god this is awful
40:40mixing your flavours
40:40me and Ben like doing this
40:42if we're having
40:43you know a bit of a crisp night
40:44we will open a bag
40:46of salt and vinegar
40:47and cheese and onion
40:48to counteract the acidity
40:50of the salt and vinegar
40:51who has a crisp night
40:54you have rather than
40:56a packet of crisps
40:57a bowl
40:58of completely plain crisps
41:00uh-huh
41:01so what's he going to do
41:02so you picked a crisp up
41:03and you think
41:03I think I'll have salt and vinegar
41:05for this one
41:05you spray it on
41:07oh James
41:09right
41:09no
41:10so now he's got a soggy crisp
41:11yeah
41:12oh stop it
41:14I don't hate it
41:15I don't hate it
41:17every crisp
41:19could be different
41:20I don't trust the British public
41:21to do anything
41:21someone's going to like
41:22pick up a bottle of window lean
41:23and spray the crisp
41:24that's so weird
41:25let me talk to you a bit
41:27about some of the flavours
41:28I was imagining
41:29Spam
41:30Spam
41:31what Spam?
41:32luncheon meat
41:33right
41:34I had Spam the other day
41:35after you'd done my nails
41:37did you?
41:37Spam and egg sarnie
41:38yeah
41:39I nearly got Spam and egg sarnie
41:40this morning
41:41but I got a full English instead
41:42anchovies
41:44anchovy crisps
41:45fuck off
41:46Spam and anchovy
41:48no one is buying that James May
41:49you're creating problems
41:51not solutions to them
41:52right there's the cubed Spam
41:54you've added some more oil
41:56into there
41:56I have yes
41:57are they going to be making
41:58the crisp in front of our eyes
42:00right now?
42:01he's going to change it
42:02into
42:02so it can be in one of those
42:03atomisers
42:04that's his ultimate goal
42:06I was always like liquid Spam
42:07I guess so
42:08is it worth sprinkling
42:09a little bit of salt in as well
42:11too?
42:11oh yes
42:12oh god
42:13oh no
42:14you're adding salt
42:15to Spam and anchovies
42:16I mean that's two quite salty products
42:18to spray on an already salted crisp
42:21Spam and anchovy crisp
42:23for the first time
42:24in the history of humanity
42:26could be the last time James
42:28oh god
42:30is this what men do in man caves?
42:32no
42:33and?
42:38and?
42:39he's going to say it's delicious
42:40isn't he
42:40just because he has to
42:41oh it works
42:45so he doesn't say that it's good
42:46he just says it works
42:47it works
42:48look
42:50it tastes of shit
42:51it works
42:52the crisp spray atomiser
42:54coming soon
42:55to a pub
42:56near me
42:56I mean it makes me hungry
42:58for some crisps
42:59no it very much solidifies my
43:01don't want to put crisps
43:03anywhere near my mouth
43:04store it here first
43:06and last
43:07and last
43:07and never again
43:09I think he really thinks
43:11it's going to sweep the nation
43:12spraying your crisps
43:14in Wiltshire
43:18you do crack in Ireland
43:20but in English
43:21we have a sense of humour
43:22and
43:23one of the things
43:24we like to do
43:25is to do teasing
43:26Giles and his wife
43:27Mary
43:28teasing
43:29I don't want you to touch me
43:31I want nothing further
43:32to do with you
43:33I'm going to catch a taxi
43:35back to London
43:36now
43:37stop it
43:38Christmas spirit
43:40it's not
43:40this is Christmas spirit
43:41stop it
43:42it's the Christmas spirit Mary
43:46I don't want you to tell me
43:49that the
43:49ding dong
43:50merrily on high
43:51this week
43:53an all time classic
43:55had us in the mood
43:56for a festive sing song
43:57on Disney Plus
43:58boom
43:59dick
44:00peddors
44:01dropper baileys
44:03sound of music
44:04water
44:06what a combo
44:07never seen it
44:08really
44:09yeah
44:09what's it about
44:10Bob Nom
44:11actually Rich T
44:12screw that
44:13yeah Rich T
44:13classic
44:14what I do know
44:15is it Judy Andrews
44:17Julie
44:17and that
44:19Julie Andrews
44:20so Judy and Julie
44:21were in this
44:22Rodgers and Hamsterers
44:30this is my favourite film
44:35of all time
44:36Nutty
44:37yes
44:37you're very sentimental
44:38I just have to think of it
44:40just have to think of it
44:42it set you off
44:43hasn't it
44:43Mary
44:44yes
44:44it reminds me
44:47of when people
44:47were nice
44:48steady
44:49steady Nutty
44:50steady
44:51what you have to do
44:52do you remember
44:52when the average person
44:53was really nice
44:54but they're still nice
44:55they're all watching
44:57video nasties now
44:59they're not all watching
45:00she gets taught belly
45:06yeah she does
45:07well she should
45:08she should
45:09I've never seen this
45:13that's insane
45:14oh
45:15it's just joyous
45:18oh spin
45:22spin Julie
45:24could you not
45:30I don't know that
45:31I can resist
45:33right
45:34with songs they have sung
45:36for a thousand years
45:38my heart wants to sing
45:42every song
45:44I hate music
45:45it's so
45:46do you know
45:49there's your favourite thing
45:49there's singing kids
45:50oh god
45:52okay when that happens
45:53I have to leave
45:54with the sound
45:56of music
45:58I literally can't watch this
46:00without smiling
46:01no
46:01it's a very
46:02very fun film
46:03I think I might make
46:04all our children's clothes
46:05out of our curtains
46:05sing
46:08one
46:09small
46:12all right
46:18show on
46:19they don't make
46:20films like this anymore
46:21thank god
46:22for that
46:22later
46:23after Maria
46:24had met the
46:24Von Trapp kids
46:26Lisa
46:26Friedrich
46:28Louisa
46:30Pedro
46:31die
46:34we found
46:36we found
46:36ourselves
46:36at a fancy
46:37party
46:38he looks a bit
46:40like David Cameron
46:41ladies and gentlemen
46:42the elegance
46:44and
46:45the days
46:46before
46:47junk food
46:48everyone
46:48slim and
46:49exquisite
46:50the children
46:51of Captain Von Trapp
46:52wish to say
46:52goodnight to you
46:53oh how charming
46:54oh I like this one
46:56oh I like it
46:57this is where they come
46:57down the stairs
46:58isn't it
46:58oh what is this surprise
47:02oh great
47:07time for the
47:08children to perform
47:10does it turn out
47:11that the one in the middle
47:11is actually their mother
47:12that would be the
47:14east end of the version
47:14there's a sad sort of
47:17clanging from the clock
47:18in the hall
47:19and the bells
47:20in the steeple too
47:22and up
47:24in the nursery
47:25an absurd
47:26little bird
47:27is popping out
47:28to say
47:29cuckoo
47:30are you so moved
47:31poor kids
47:32cuckoo
47:33regretfully
47:34they tell us
47:35but firmly
47:36they come tell us
47:37to say
47:38cuckoo
47:38cuckoo
47:40you'll recognize this
47:46here we go
47:46so long
47:47farewell
47:48avidus
47:49and goodbye
47:50I hate
47:51to go
47:52and leave his pretty side
47:54each one
48:01goes
48:01oh I see
48:04avidus
48:05and adieu
48:05adieu
48:06adieu
48:07adieu
48:07to you
48:08and you
48:08and you
48:09okay he knew that part
48:10yeah
48:10who are they saying
48:14goodbye to
48:15just the adults
48:16this is the kind of
48:17shit you pull
48:17when you don't want
48:18to go to bed
48:18yeah
48:19to get another
48:20ten minutes
48:20yeah
48:21it's burst into
48:23song and dance
48:24so long
48:26farewell
48:27I'll be to say
48:28goodbye
48:29just go to sleep
48:30and leave a sigh
48:31and say goodbye
48:32goodbye
48:34wow
48:35you had a
48:36beautiful high note
48:37there
48:37so long
48:38so long
48:39goodbye
48:40I can't
48:42I'm gonna get a snack
48:44this is the best bit
48:47though
48:48oh
48:48the sun
48:50has gone
48:53she's scratching her arse
48:55up the stairs
48:55oh my god
48:56now the little one's singing
48:57yeah but she's really cute
48:59yeah but she's really cute
48:59yeah that helps
49:01goodbye
49:02isn't that lovely
49:08oh
49:09mercifully
49:09please tell me there's not more
49:11okay
49:12no more kids right
49:13I'm glad Jimmy's not watched this
49:15because you know what'll be coming next don't you
49:17oh god yeah full performance every night
49:19yeah
49:19up and down the stairs like a yo-yo
49:22it's bad enough as it is
49:23giving it cuckoo
49:25cuckoo
49:25go to bed
49:27in Devon
49:34things are getting a little tense
49:37gogglebox
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49:43that was well good
49:46yeah
49:47that was good
49:47should we watch another
49:48gogglebox for stand up to cancer
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49:53and I'll see you next time
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