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00:00I'm a queen!
00:03Six queens!
00:05One exotic destination.
00:07All under one roof.
00:09For one whole week.
00:12What could go wrong?
00:14Each queen will reign as cruise director for a day.
00:18I'm ready to take this day by the bow.
00:23Keeping all these hoes entertained.
00:25From morning till night.
00:30It all culminates with one sickening performance for the locals.
00:35This ain't no vacation hunties.
00:38It's a slaycation.
00:41I'm a queen!
00:54Good morning queens.
00:56Are you ready to slay?
01:00It's the day of the...
01:01Get up!
01:06Good morning!
01:07It is time to get up.
01:08That alarm is crazy, but so am I.
01:11I'm gonna dance my way into my day.
01:14And, you know, as the only woman in this house,
01:17I gotta femme things up.
01:18I gotta get the girls going.
01:20Gotta get them motivated.
01:21Shut the fuck up!
01:27Wake that shit up!
01:28Wake your ass!
01:29Wake your ass up!
01:30Wake it up!
01:31Wake your ass up!
01:32Come on, big bitch!
01:33Wake your ass up!
01:34Beer care, let's go!
01:35Wake it up!
01:36What the fuck is wrong with you?
01:37Wake it up, baby!
01:39Don't try it, bitch!
01:41Good morning, my doll!
01:45Carrie Barge is in my room.
01:47I'm just like, girl, please go wake somebody else up.
01:50Please.
01:51Some of the girls' beauty sleep is not gonna help them.
01:53Wake up, bitch!
01:54Good morning!
01:55It's the day of the dolls, baby!
01:57Are you ready?
01:58Oh, it's your day.
01:59You ready to have fun?
02:00Oh!
02:01The first start is a little bit of estrogen in the morning.
02:05I don't need any more estrogen.
02:07I know you don't.
02:08I can't believe you sleep like this.
02:10You know, you just look up like this.
02:12I'm a literal doll.
02:13Yeah.
02:14Wake up like a doll.
02:15Go to bed like a doll.
02:16So you're up.
02:17Do we look up?
02:18No, because I'm browsing all.
02:19Mama.
02:20You don't look awake yet, but I know you will soon.
02:26Now I gotta go down to the basement.
02:28Just stomp on the floor, bitch.
02:29Oh, rest in peace.
02:30I mean.
02:31Rest in peace.
02:32Wake up!
02:33Do you hear me, bitch?
02:35What is happening?
02:37It's okay.
02:38I'm coming, Pachadurn.
02:39One minute.
02:40One thing you gotta know about Jada.
02:43I am not a morning person, bitch.
02:45If you want Jada out of brunch, the money gotta be good.
02:48Waking up, for me, is like waking the dead.
02:52Oh, my God.
02:53Wake it up.
02:54Wake that day.
02:55Wake it up.
02:56Wake that ass up.
02:57Wake it up.
02:58Wake that ass up.
02:59I'm a bad motherfucker and it's time to get up.
03:01No, bitch.
03:02Oh, okay.
03:03Wake it up.
03:04Wake that ass up.
03:05Wake it up.
03:06Wake that ass up.
03:07Wake it up.
03:08Wake that ass up.
03:09It's not heavy, bitch.
03:10She jumps on my bed, jumps on me, trying to wake me up, doing the absolute most.
03:16Bitch.
03:17What time is it?
03:18It's sleigh o'clock.
03:19Five more minutes.
03:20I did expect it to take a minute to get Jada up.
03:23She does give me snooze alarm energy.
03:26You better not fall back asleep, ho.
03:28Five minutes.
03:29Uh-huh.
03:30You are mugged in the morning.
03:31Of course.
03:32Doll things.
03:33She woke up extra early this morning.
03:35Doll things, honey.
03:36Doll things.
03:37It's time to turn up.
03:38I am the cruise director of the day and I need to let people know what kind of cruise director I'm about to be.
03:44Hey, girl.
03:45Hey.
03:46Also, I know that this is going to be pretty amazing compared to Jada's night last night.
03:51Um, I'm cooking for girls I never cooked for before.
03:54When I tell you that this chicken took so long to make, we prepped the food.
04:01Bitch, we're doing all the fucking cooking here.
04:03Oh, yeah, girl.
04:04You're just cutting up onions.
04:05We got to the hot tub.
04:06Never have I ever had a threesome or group orgy.
04:10Mama.
04:11No.
04:12Oh, yeah.
04:13Now we know that, like, Lux is a good girl.
04:16Yeah, I don't really.
04:17You're a good, just a good Judy.
04:19I don't really do, like, anything crazy.
04:24Can I ask, so you have been together with your partner for, like, a significant amount of time, right?
04:29Yeah, like five years.
04:30Good for you, bitch.
04:31Yeah, I don't see anything, like, wrong with monogamy.
04:35No.
04:36Do you all believe in monogamy?
04:37Yes and no.
04:38I mean, like, I think every relationship has its ebbs and flows.
04:42Like, I've been with my partner for, like, almost nine years.
04:44How have you guys, like, broken up and then gone back together?
04:47Never.
04:48Never, yeah.
04:49We're solid.
04:50Do you feel, because y'all are somewhat open at this point now.
04:54No, we're, like, closed now, but, like, we're humans.
04:58We can experiment and stuff.
05:00Do you feel like that flexibility is what helped you get to the longevity you have or no?
05:05Uh, definitely something that aided to it, but we're best friends.
05:09We're partners.
05:10We, like, just no one else wants, but that's why.
05:13Bitch, look at me.
05:15I'm funny.
05:16I'm cute.
05:17I'm talented.
05:18I'm fun in a hot tub.
05:20And delusional.
05:21That's so rude, bitch.
05:23Don't be hoes like me and Candy.
05:26Hoes?
05:27Own it.
05:28Own it.
05:29Well, I gotta ask, so...
05:30Not own it!
05:31What do you think of monogamy then?
05:33Um, I think that when I first started being a little faggoty little boy, uh, dating, I think monogamy in my head was, like, the one thing where I was like, oh, it's my partner and, like, no one else's.
05:43But physically, to me, I don't see sex and, and emotions.
05:48Like, I don't put those two together.
05:50Physical is physical to me.
05:51Sometimes in the gay community, you're not ripped to have six pack and skinny.
05:55It's also very hard to date.
05:57So, when you put all those things together, it's a shady situation.
06:01I would love a relationship, but I feel like every time I try, people are just around for the wrong reasons.
06:08I want people to see me more than just, like, Toronto's turn-up queen, Jada Hudson, or the RuPaul's girl, you know, or, like, you know, what they call, like, a gay celebrity or whatever.
06:19You know what I mean?
06:20I want people to see me more than just that.
06:23You've got to not have a psycho fan, but, like, someone that at least is, like, yeah, I've seen that show, that's really cool.
06:29What a cool job.
06:30You know what I mean?
06:31You've got to have someone that, like, at least respects it.
06:34It's just exhausting.
06:35I feel like I don't have a problem, like, you know, like, having sex or, like, nothing.
06:39Like, there's so much boys always around me, you know, they love me.
06:42Well, she's not letting me know.
06:43No, like, real, like, that's not even, like, that I'm probably just exhausted with, like, you know.
06:48The emotional warfare.
06:49Yeah.
06:50You know what I mean?
06:51It makes me feel better.
06:52I literally just recently came out of a toxic year-long situation shit that was, like, it put me through it the last year.
07:02I've had it before as well where I put up with the bullshit because I'm, like, is this as good as I can get?
07:09You know, the arguing, the anxiety, the worries.
07:13Let's just abuse.
07:14Yeah.
07:15Bitch, at some point, you're like, girl, I am fucking drained.
07:17I cannot give no more.
07:18Aw.
07:19It's not easy.
07:20It's not easy.
07:21Aw, Jada.
07:22So, real talk, you know, I'm getting older.
07:23I'm not getting no younger, baby.
07:24There's a little loneliness there.
07:25Aw, I love you.
07:26I don't like seeing one of my sisters dead.
07:27Oh, my God, I'm so stupid.
07:28No, you're not at all.
07:29Aw.
07:30This is beautiful.
07:31I'm not really a physical compassion person at all, but I felt like I would've lived like an asshole if I didn't go over there and console Jada.
07:42Jada, I'll be right back.
07:43Aw, my God, don't be crying.
07:44Aw, honey.
07:45I really just felt like she needed to be there.
07:46I love you.
07:47I love you.
07:48I don't like seeing one of my sisters dead.
07:49Oh, my God, I'm so stupid.
07:50No, you're not at all.
07:51This is beautiful.
07:52I'm not really a physical compassion person at all, but I felt like I would've lived like an asshole if I didn't go over there and console Jada.
07:59I really just felt like she needed that in that moment.
08:02Girl, one day at a time.
08:03Go, you know, go for the ride.
08:05Jada, you are out 24-7, and I think that if you took time to be alone, then I think it might be better for you to find somebody who will be there with you, not at the club.
08:18Do you know what I mean?
08:19Because...
08:20Very well.
08:21I was saying, if you're always at the club, I don't know if you're gonna find that person that you need.
08:27Okay.
08:28Well, club is very work, though.
08:30I know, but when you're not working...
08:31I don't go to a club just for, like, clubbing.
08:33Yeah, you do.
08:34No.
08:35You do, but you're always at the bars.
08:37You're always at...
08:38Okay, I'm not taking advice from Boa for relationships.
08:43Yikes.
08:44On that note, I'm gonna be right back.
08:46I need to go, like, handle something real quick.
08:48All I got to say about today is get ready, bitches.
08:51Gotta go.
08:52It is my day, and I'm going to be bringing it all the way to you.
08:57Girl, y'all were fucking messy last night.
08:59You drank so much.
09:01I think it was a great first day, and I'm ready for a great second day.
09:04I'm ready to sleep my whole second day.
09:07I fucking hope...
09:08I hope Carrie doesn't make us cook today, bitch.
09:09I don't think Carrie can really cook unless it's, like, a cold-cut sandwich.
09:14Not a cold-cut sandwich.
09:17Bitch, you think you slick.
09:19Oh!
09:21She has these outfits?
09:22Oh!
09:23Best cruise director ever!
09:25Y'all forgot what time it is!
09:27Bitch!
09:28Best cruise director!
09:30Ever!
09:31I don't think she will be the best.
09:33Um, I don't really like liars, but I'm gonna let her live her fantasy for now.
09:36Listen, we can keep doing all this talking if you want to, but I'm about that action.
09:40And we are going outside today, baby.
09:42So y'all got 20 minutes.
09:44Go get glam, get ready, put some eyebrows on, please, baby.
09:47It's tough as...
09:48Ah!
09:49Yuri!
09:50Just please.
09:51You too, Hope!
09:52I look okay without them.
09:53You look okay, but I want you to look great.
09:55And you know what?
09:56We're gonna go and explore Blue Mountains.
09:58I'm gonna put some ice in my drink from last night, and...
10:00We're gonna get it popping today.
10:02You do that.
10:03Pop your pills, take your glasses.
10:05We're going to the snow, bitch!
10:06I'll see you in 20!
10:12I don't know what Carrie has in store for us today, but I'm excited.
10:17We're gonna go into the village and be village people.
10:21Blue Mountain truly is breathtaking.
10:24It is such a expansive ski slope village.
10:28It is definitely giving.
10:29We're Santa.
10:30Wow!
10:31Just look at it!
10:32It's very pretty.
10:34Baby, Blue Mountain looks like a winter wonderland.
10:38A little photo taken out of a Christmas card.
10:41It is like nothing I've ever seen.
10:43Bitch, I'm from the wrongs.
10:45It does not look like this in the wrongs.
10:49Oh, my God.
10:50This is my song, guys.
10:51Do you guys hear it?
10:52It's time to turn up.
10:53No.
10:54I wanna forget what we do tonight.
10:55So I'ma slow down on the wine.
10:57But another shot of Jack is still fine.
10:59The flakations have already started.
11:01The pulse hit the room on my entrance.
11:03Something about this group makes me feel more comfortable.
11:07I'm, like, ready to kind of act stupid, act funny, and get a little bit crazy in public.
11:12Why not?
11:13Oh!
11:14Yes!
11:15Yes!
11:16Yes!
11:17Pick me.
11:18Pick me.
11:19I don't need no filter.
11:20I don't need no filter.
11:21That's how we do it.
11:26Even though I was not a huge fan of this little flash mob, glee-type moment, the fans had a really great message on them that I think everybody should be seeing.
11:36Drag is not a crime.
11:38I need you guys to put that, like, post.
11:41Drag is not a crime.
11:48Are you ready for our first activity?
11:51Yes.
11:52That wasn't our first activity?
11:53It wasn't.
11:54It was just the warm-up.
11:55Oh, my God.
11:56There's a little bit of a twist.
12:01Oh, it's so much warmer here.
12:03I love that.
12:04Go ahead.
12:05Take your coats off.
12:06I know you're thirsty, so I brought you to your bar with a beautiful brown bear.
12:09Oh!
12:10Hi.
12:11Hi.
12:12Hi.
12:13Welcome.
12:14My name is Kendrick.
12:16Oh, my God.
12:17Now, that is a man.
12:19That's a black king right there.
12:21This bartender is sex.
12:25Just sex appeal.
12:27We got this.
12:28Jesus!
12:29Yes!
12:30And we got that right there.
12:32Oh!
12:33Stop it harder!
12:34Oh!
12:35Pick it up!
12:36Pick it up!
12:37Pick it up!
12:38Woo!
12:39I mean, Kendrick is hot.
12:40Be better!
12:41Oh!
12:42And it explodes!
12:44I think we should cheers to day two.
12:47Cheers to day two!
12:48Cheers!
12:49Cheers to day two!
12:50Cheers to the girls' weekend!
12:52Cheers!
12:53To the girls' weekend!
12:54To the girls' weekend!
12:55Come on.
12:56We're gonna have a good time at your friend's house.
12:59Mm-hmm.
13:00This is so good.
13:01Ooh!
13:02Thank you, Kendrick.
13:03Love you.
13:04Good turn.
13:05I'm a queen!
13:07You have to make me a cocktail or a mocktail of your choice.
13:12You have 20 minutes to do it.
13:14Okay.
13:15Okay, wait.
13:16I gotta eat.
13:17I love that.
13:18And the winner will be named Mixology Queen.
13:21Oh!
13:22Are you guys ready?
13:23I'm ready!
13:24Yay!
13:25Then let's go!
13:28Hello.
13:29Yes.
13:30Yeah, we're gonna try and win.
13:32Yeah.
13:33Okay.
13:34Right, Mum.
13:35Mum, I've gotta go.
13:36I'm Scottish, so I should be really good at making alcoholic beverages.
13:41Or I'm gonna let my family down.
13:44Jada, what do you think?
13:45Huh?
13:47The sexy bartender, baby.
13:49I'm thinking of doing, like, um...
13:52Um...
13:54Stop looking at me like that.
13:55Oh, my God.
13:56Yeah, I'mma look away.
13:57Kinda very juicy.
13:58Very juicy.
13:59Jada, you're not giving me much.
14:01I feel like you're giving...
14:02You're doing too much.
14:03I'm not doing anything.
14:04I'm trying to make sure...
14:05It's just how you look at people.
14:06Okay.
14:07I'll look away.
14:08No, no, no, no.
14:09Don't look at me.
14:10No, no.
14:11Because they give me inspiration.
14:12Okay.
14:13And some Grenadier.
14:14And some Grenadier.
14:15Yeah.
14:16Okay.
14:17I got you.
14:18Thank you for that.
14:19Yeah.
14:21You're welcome.
14:22Fuck.
14:23I'm hormonal, man.
14:24Strong.
14:25Brrr.
14:26A point three.
14:27Oh!
14:28What are you making?
14:29I'm making the hood delicacy.
14:31If you're from the hood, you know hypnotic.
14:34So, baby, I'm gonna try to make a little hood delicacy martini moment.
14:38Bitch, the base of my drink is gonna be hypnotic.
14:41We're gonna put a little Grenadier at the bottom.
14:43And then a little vodka.
14:45Some simple syrup.
14:46Bitch, my drink is sickening.
14:49Ugh.
14:50Jesus.
14:51Okay, um...
14:52Being sober in an alcohol-infused environment can be difficult sometimes, but honestly,
15:06I work in bars.
15:07I've become used to it.
15:08And I need to know that if I have a drink, it will take away from a lot of work that I've
15:13done.
15:14I'm gonna focus on how it looks because what's on the inside doesn't matter.
15:17It's what's on the outside, bitch.
15:18That's a philosophy.
15:20I'm wanting to focus on the flavor.
15:23I almost want to make, like, a sangria of sorts.
15:26So, I think that's what I'm wanting to go for.
15:29Whatever you want.
15:30It's what you feel.
15:32It's your cocktail.
15:33It's your winning cocktail.
15:34Okay.
15:35See, look.
15:36Have you told everyone that?
15:37Okay.
15:38You catch the drift.
15:39Girls, aren't you not done yet?
15:40No.
15:41At this point, I think you're flirting.
15:44No, I'm trying to figure out what the hell I'm making.
15:47You should've figured out 20 minutes ago.
15:49Hell no.
15:50I didn't have Google to help me.
15:51You just want his number, bitch.
15:52Shut up.
15:53I didn't even ask for that man's number.
15:55Are you flirting?
15:56Leave her to Carrie, a whore, flirt with the bartender.
16:00Girl, first of all, we can't compete with you, so back the fuck up, bitch.
16:04Oh, this smells strong.
16:05I'll do a half for one of the ears.
16:06Magic is so refreshing.
16:07Look how pretty that shit looks.
16:08Here we are.
16:09All right.
16:10I'm done.
16:11Queens, you have one minute remaining.
16:13What?
16:14One minute remaining.
16:15What?
16:16One minute remaining.
16:17Ooh, Jayda, one minute, girl.
16:21What is my taste like that?
16:26What is my...
16:28Mine is missing something.
16:31One minute remaining.
16:33Ooh, Jada, one minute, girl.
16:38What does my taste like that?
16:41What is my, mine is missing something.
16:44Fuck.
16:45What can I help you with?
16:46Kendrick, lime juice.
16:47What do you need help with?
16:48Kendrick, can you show me a hold of a stranger?
16:50You know what, Jada's pulling me to...
16:52A stranger.
16:53You seem to be a little jealous.
16:54Kendrick, I need you.
16:55It's okay, letter.
16:57So rude.
17:01It just tastes like shit.
17:06What do I need to practice?
17:08Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
17:20Hands up.
17:22Put the shaker down.
17:23Put the shaker down.
17:24Carrie, stop cheating.
17:26Clock that tea.
17:28This is called the Tropical Muse.
17:30It looks good.
17:31Good presentation.
17:32Good presentation.
17:33Thank you very much.
17:34Ooh.
17:37Be truthful.
17:38A presentation.
17:39Oh, wow.
17:40Nice.
17:41I love the separation.
17:43And the taste, safe.
17:45I like it.
17:47I'm gonna give you...
17:49I think you deserve a seven.
17:51Um, I got a seven, which I think is shit.
17:54I think the competition is rigged.
17:56This drink is called the Miss Noir.
17:58Very dark, very sensual, like myself.
18:01Mmm.
18:02Mmm.
18:03I love the color, but it's a bit sour for my taste.
18:09I'm gonna have to go with a six.
18:12I can.
18:13Ooh, got me a bit for sure.
18:15Ooh, for sure.
18:16So this may look like a glass of piss.
18:19Uh-huh.
18:20But it's much more than that.
18:22You're spot on with the look.
18:24Mmm.
18:25Presentation is not killing it.
18:29Oh.
18:30No, no.
18:31It's a four.
18:32Ah!
18:33Ooh!
18:34That's fucked and bitch.
18:37So my drink is called raggy.
18:39Presentation looks good.
18:42Girl, what's your good at time?
18:43Ooh.
18:44Ooh, Jada.
18:45That is not good at all.
18:46Ah!
18:47Ah!
18:48Ah!
18:49Ah!
18:50Oh!
18:51I'm gonna give you a matching four.
18:53Are you kidding me?
18:54I'm sorry.
18:55I love you, but that's not good.
18:57Jada is pretty gagged that she got as low of a score as she did.
19:01But the only island that it gave was the Long Island Correctional Facility
19:05because that drink was actual present.
19:08So this drink is actually called the better...
19:13Sorry.
19:14Presentation.
19:15On arrival.
19:16The better on arrival.
19:17Nice.
19:20Better on arrival.
19:21The name is good.
19:22I love, like, the drink.
19:23The drink, it has a sweet, and I can still taste that little bit of sour.
19:26That's really, really good.
19:27I need it.
19:28I will give you...
19:29You're my A.
19:30Yes!
19:31She A.
19:32Oh!
19:33Oh, my God.
19:34Okay.
19:35Oh, my God.
19:36So tell me the name of your cocktail.
19:37Mine is a trantisee.
19:38Mine is a trantisee.
19:39I went with Prosecco, white wine.
19:42I mixed multiple fruit juices and fruits.
19:47I like it.
19:48Do you?
19:49Mmm.
19:50Mmm.
19:51That's a nine for me.
19:54Yes!
19:55That's actually really good.
19:58Good job.
19:59Thank you so much.
20:00Bitch, I was jagged.
20:03Let me crown you my queen.
20:04Okay, crown me.
20:05Yay!
20:06Period.
20:07I won.
20:08So I want to make sure that we are keeping spirits high and spirits flowing.
20:16So what better way to do that than to take a shot off that man's body?
20:20Oh.
20:21She's a pro.
20:22Bitch, this is the most action we've gotten in this house.
20:27We are in a house stuck with six drag queens, and I'm not touching not one of these bitches.
20:32But this fine ass man, oh, I am going to enjoy every single bit of this moment.
20:38I'm hot.
20:39I'm hot.
20:40Sorry to my mother and my boyfriend.
20:42Ah!
20:43Ah!
20:44Oh!
20:45Oh!
20:46Oh!
20:47Yes!
20:48Smouldering.
20:49Sexy.
20:50Wet.
20:51Moist.
20:52Oh!
20:53Swallow.
20:54Swallow.
20:55Swallow yourself.
20:56Oh!
20:58Oh!
21:00Oh, you nasty, nasty, nasty girl.
21:02Now that's a different girl from this morning.
21:04Okay.
21:05Ah!
21:06That's not the girl that was crying on the couch.
21:08So all the girls go and they do their normal shot.
21:11I want to do one.
21:12I got to do one.
21:13I'll do like a non-alcoholic.
21:14And you know, I always got to add a little bit of a boa-ism to it.
21:18Here we go, bitch.
21:19Here we go, boa.
21:20I'm going to do a new turn-up queen in the house, bitch.
21:22Ah!
21:23Oh my god.
21:25I...
21:26Yikes!
21:27Now just so you know, Jada's going to beat your ass later.
21:32Ooh, bitch!
21:34Girl, please.
21:37I am tipsy!
21:39Girl.
21:40On to the next, baby!
21:42I'm really excited to have my name in the sash game.
21:46You know we're just beautiful ladies and waiting.
21:48I know you lying.
21:49Here you go, my dear.
21:50Work fascinator.
21:51Girl, we're going to put on these stupid ass fascinators.
21:53But you know what?
21:54It's Carrie's day and we're going to do what she wants to do.
21:56Because when it gets to my day, y'all know I'm going to be a diva.
21:59You're very much a Navy woman.
22:00Okay.
22:01Carrie, really?
22:02Really?
22:03You've got this 40-year-old gay male in a fascinator.
22:07Hello!
22:08Hello!
22:09Hello!
22:10Hello!
22:11Hello!
22:12Hello!
22:13Welcome!
22:14Thanks, Cheryl.
22:15Good evening!
22:16Welcome, ladies, to Catherine Chateau.
22:17Hi, Catherine.
22:18I'm not Catherine.
22:19Welcome.
22:20My name is Kareem.
22:22I'm the managing director.
22:23Hi, Kareem.
22:24Hi, Kareem.
22:25Hi, Kareem.
22:26Hi, Kareem.
22:27Hi.
22:28Hi.
22:29Hi.
22:30Hi, Kareem.
22:31Hi.
22:32Hi, Kareem.
22:33Hi, Kareem.
22:34Hi, Kareem.
22:35Hi, Kareem.
22:36Hi, Kareem.
22:37We are the director.
22:38And, I hear you're going to be joining us for afternoon tea.
22:40Hey!
22:41Oh, I love that.
22:43Ladies, if you'll follow me to the dining room, we'll have afternoon tea.
22:45Yes!
22:47Kareem!
22:47Let's get classy.
22:49Ooh!
22:50I was like to just, you know, have my pinky up.
22:54Oh, these are the three tiers.
22:56These look amazing.
22:57Very classy.
22:58Enjoy.
23:01Hey, baby.
23:06good bitch this is so good I know it's great did you try the tarts what did you
23:13call me because I'm a whore oh no wow wait etiquette please Lauren yeah oh yeah
23:21yeah that's so improper no class no class no manners these girls can never ah well
23:35where did this card come from let me go ahead and read it wait there's a test coming so get your
23:47paddle Karim is going to ask us a few questions and the most correct answers you get the winner
23:54will become the ultimate tea queen ladies are you ready yeah I was born ready baby question number
24:04one what type of food is generally on the top tier of a tea tray a sandwiches B pastries B
24:15oh question number two what are two common finger sandwiches a cucumber and salmon or B almond butter
24:30and egg you can't look at everyone and then put your card up shut up question number three which
24:40famous queen popularized afternoon tea was it a Queen Elizabeth or B Queen Victoria
24:48question number four when did she popularized afternoon tea a in the 18th century or B in the 19th
25:00century well if you don't quit looking at me before you raise your card we look at the prettiest girl
25:07here oh to get the prettiest answer question number five when sipping tea you should do so from the same
25:16spot every time a true or B false ladies there's a tie oh of course there is between Lawrence and Carrie
25:32Carrie oh Carrie hey girl I'm very polite these competitions are rigged so you have to tell me that
25:41Carrie won the mixology and now she's in the top two for the tea and crumpets bitch I think is
25:48bullshit and I call rigged the winner will be decided by whom I decide had the best etiquette this
25:57afternoon to receive my stash baby thank you so much so I'm going to appoint tea queen
26:09to Lauren I knew that Lawrence would have won I mean she's from the UK girl that's rigged I don't
26:26know how the fuck Lawrence won I don't know whose dick she sucks I think that we just pity gave it to
26:32Lawrence because we can't have Carrie win what twice on her own day that just looks like a little bit
26:38suspicious otherwise her country would disown her so this is this is true if I may ask where did I
26:45miss points on etiquette you were superb oh but it really was just up to me and my preference her
26:52who won the last one her you can't win two in a row come on and that's why you lost I am completely
27:13gagged ladies it's been an absolute pleasure having you here this afternoon thank you again for
27:19joining us for afternoon tea thank you so much thank you my absolute pleasure but thank you so much
27:26well I had a great day but what would you expect I'm just so excited that I'm never going to be
27:38topped with this gosh you guys well I hope you all enjoyed dinner oh that was finger food at the most
27:48kitty we had a very full day you know I can't make sure we get jerk chicken that takes hours like
27:53yesterday okay bitches leave the chicken alone I would be eating tomorrow night okay hold up not too
28:03much I'm ready to really be a body oh let's go you know it's not going to be reality TV without a
28:22little bit of tension and it does seem like Jada and Boa may not necessarily be the closest of
28:28girlfriend mama we all see it all right you guys come on and I kind of told a little bit of a white
28:34lie I actually was able to get us a chef for tonight so dinner is coming up hi Queens I'm Jason from
28:44honey soul food and I'm gonna be your private chef for today oh baby miss Carrie mama props to you girl
28:54honey mr. chef is hot I'm dripping at this point I am salivating from every hole of gold let's go
29:04ahead and get freshened up for dinner and then we'll come down and see work all right let's go
29:09see you guys we'll be back and again everyone goes upstairs and I'm the loner down the chair
29:16the basement batty bitch you downstairs I want to eat some tea because bitch I ain't helped but notice
29:26the fucking animosity between you and Boa oh my god girl not that like what what it is not oh you
29:35know what come come come I mean bitch everywhere we go I'm looking at them hoes and they can't even
29:40breeze around each other and I'm trying to clock miss Jada on her tea because mama I see what I see
29:46I see you don't like the bitch tell me what it is I mean I find it interesting because y'all are from
29:50the same scene the same city and like bitch even like on the bus ride back here what's the tea
29:58you tell me what's the tea girl is this like a fucking sit-down meeting girl no but I was just
30:06asking her about the tea between her and Boa I kind of see her too okay listen me and Boa I mean it's
30:17not like a it's not a big issue there's something there but like because I think you get along with
30:22everyone in Toronto yeah yeah everyone but what from the outside I see tension yeah to be honest I
30:31feel tension I don't feel like Jada's ever really supported me and if she is in the audience she's
30:38not fucking smiling she's not supporting she's not tipping she's being kind of a fucking bitch
30:44that's not me like I try to greet everybody with a smile I try to give somewhat of a warm energy off
30:50like you don't have to be friends with everybody right like it's just what it is you know so I mean
30:58obviously I'm not gonna like come here and try to be like you know besties right well you're shocked
31:04to see her here when you know why I already know that in her mind she thought out of 50 bitches how
31:12did you manage that girl number third in the voting I cannot believe it I want a Boa you know
31:17what I mean I don't know I don't hate her though like to be honest with you I think it might be
31:22kind of a jealousy thing I get more attention now since I lost weight I look very different um
31:30could be a lot of things she's a little bit annoying at times you know what I mean like I get what you
31:35mean because like obviously coming here you know you want to come with the girls and have a kiki have a
31:39good time and then when you see someone that you're like oh after days go on and stuff I feel
31:45like I am getting a little more along with like a lot so when I first got here I was like like I've
31:52toured with candy before we shared like a tour bus together but yeah we just I don't know I don't know
32:00if we click she might just tick differently than me you know what I mean I don't know on her season
32:09she was called arrogant do I come up with arrogance to anyone else in this group yes candy but that
32:14doesn't make me dislike you if I'm saying something arrogant in the moment call it out I think you're
32:21I mean like girl not everything is like that serious maybe we're looking too into it probably
32:38maybe you can figure your shit out with candy and Jada can just apologize to me for being a little
32:43fucking bitch but in the meantime I think we should get ready for dinner because I'm getting hungry let's
32:48go and eat so today we have a three-course meal we're gonna be starting off with an appetizer
33:06called oxtail spring rolls yes a little bit of a jerk barbecue on top so you'll get a bit of that
33:14flavor in there the island flavor we're getting blessed by the Caribbean all week so far yes today
33:21really is the day of just hot chocolate men I mean this is my manifestation I am loving Jason's energy
33:29he's next on the menu just wow okay now Miss Carrie girl I mean every hot boy you do not need to get
33:39oh it's spicy oh we might need some water for Lawrence or a fire extinguisher Lawrence is choking on
33:49the fucking spring rolls she's choking on the spring rolls girl what is wrong with you Lawrence literally
33:56no taste buds girl enjoy the heat it's so good but it does have a kick oh are you okay my dear
34:05okay it's good come on tea queen you're still eating it but it's spicy I'm going to be a TV plate
34:12girl oh my god I'm so sorry you didn't make it I know but like just have the coleslaw
34:19Queen's are we ready for the main course we have our southern fried chicken on top of our Cajun
34:29mashed potatoes and there's going to be a little bit of some barbecue brisket in there enjoy Queens
34:35thank you it is Cajun mashed potatoes they're flavorful they're good Carrie your day slaps
34:43baby thank you it's just fuck Jada's day it's fuck Jada's day I was just waiting for her I didn't say
34:51fuck Jada's day in all fairness no I'm bored then we all been saying that bitch Jesus chef I'm coming
34:59to heat it up okay yes absolutely clearly Jada learned nothing from high tea and etiquette because
35:08she's throwing the fucking food in the microwave oh just one more thing Queens uh-huh the dishes is
35:16all yours and Carrie since it's your day you should do the dishes bitch because you want to bring in a
35:23private chef you deal with that honey you know what uh-huh I'm happy to be of service which is why I am
35:31the you know what it's fine it's fair it's whatever someone's got to clean up around here
35:38so while Carrie does the dishes hot tub oh listen instead of going to hot tub honey let's go downstairs
35:43to my little bachelor pad and play some games oh let's go babe it's going down I'll see you in a little
35:49bit bye okay so we're playing dirty charades oh okay you act out what is on the card okay clearly we
35:57are bored with our lives I got the card that said my favorite position I'm gonna act it out
36:03doggy's doggy style yeah what girl what the fuck a chicken okay sugar head coke head later egg coke suckers
36:17eating an egg what the fuck oral no shitting on the coke and then eating the shit licking the inside of an
36:26egg what is that you're never gonna get that tea queen okay I think all of you in here have done this
36:34oh that's amazing oh do these queens not understand when I do this means it's milking a cow stupid
36:45hand job you know I love a good blow job baby this is done okay
36:57oh so weight lifting oh hand standing comes slough this game is absolute self bouncing on an exercise ball I
37:09said exercise oh exercise I was thinking dirty I am laughing my ass off because these bitches are so
37:17stupid here she go girl there she goes riding dick you know like you just like what what I am getting a
37:26mouthful and an eyeful of candy right now oh my god uh riding a face it's like running away
37:34girl what the fuck hit it and quit it I'm straight now I'm in love with you I'm in love with you hi baby
37:41hi I think practically after this but engaged I think that's how it works it's teabagging I would
37:49have went like tea or like teabag you know like Carrie you could have pointed to this wow I told her she's
37:59dirty she had what all that girl that wasn't any fun okay boy you go okay I want to do one okay I'm
38:05gonna swap with you okay swap pick another one since Jada just no I didn't see I didn't see I don't
38:14trust I don't trust you Jada you're not gonna get this one oh me okay
38:25jumping rope skipping no no no um tassels oh horse riding no no no what is it oh chopping up um
38:34onions tossing salads got it oh wait why would I not get that well because you've never eaten
38:42pussy in your life oh yeah I know lesbian girl bitch Jada keeps trying to look at the car
38:50that's the only way she has a hope of getting it wait I literally don't know how to um I can't speak
38:59right guns okay okay okay shooting shooting shooting shooting shooting come shooting blank
39:06yeah you know she's in her femme top queen era in the moment I'm still a side
39:13wait what was it shooting low three blanks yeah I'm still lost for you bitch I don't got nothing in it
39:23um okay Jada stop looking at the car I couldn't see I couldn't see I couldn't see I'm just here
39:31air hostess blowing bubbles blowing bubbles what the fuck blowing air bubbles pissing on someone
39:41I was trying to like set up a cake and then like we blow the candles out of the cake and then you
39:46know the stripper goes in the cake and then she comes out water sports blowing a candle blowing a
39:59birthday cake okay wait pouring hot wax on someone that is what do you say red stripper and a cake
40:07yes girl I may have not won drag race but at least I won something today that was day two day of the
40:17the dog here we are okay we gotta get it out it was good it was a good day we ate we ate Karen's day
40:26actually was fab I feel like it was 10 times better than Jada's day but bitch tomorrow is my day the tea
40:34queen's day is tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow you made me straight
40:43tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow hello hi oh oh hi this is this is my wife oh we had a moment huh
40:52she turned me straight I turned you at least pansexual straight fully straight oh you are completely
41:00straight now baby I scratched and sniffed and it was good okay you know pussy clean pussy tight pussy fresh
41:10thank you and peace out good night next on slaycation there's no place like home can we have boys over
41:22boy oh it's time to get nasty and crass honey at this point I've kissed all the boys one after
41:30another pull me close by my hips it's time to turn up there has been tension between me and you Jada
41:36like I'm not having this bitch
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