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How to Ruin Love Season 2 Episode 1
# How to Ruin Love
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00:00You need to go to the second place
00:02How many people shouldn't be?
00:04So many people don't have to leave
00:06bothDRYG Khartou
00:08They do all the same
00:10They never really got to leave
00:12Go to the first place
00:14The most dog
00:16For the first time
00:18They are staying
00:20They have to be a kid
00:22And they are losing
00:24And they are loving
00:26These are being saved
00:28She's missing with the wrong one.
00:42What the hell is going on here?
00:44You want to make me late for my nephew's wedding?
00:46And what does that have to do with us?
00:47Hey, watch out.
00:48You can't talk to me like that just because he dressed all the same.
00:51What's going on?
00:52What's going on?
00:54What's going on?
00:56Who's this woman?
00:57Do you know her?
00:58They call my cows.
01:01Huh?
01:01What cows?
01:05KAHISO!
01:09Goodness, KAHISO.
01:12KAHISO.
01:12KAHISO.
01:13KAHISO.
01:15I think you should run.
01:16I'm going to destroy you, you little mosquito.
01:20KAHISO.
01:21KAHISO.
01:21KAHISO.
01:22KAHISO.
01:22KAHISO.
01:23KAHISO.
01:23KAHISO.
01:24KAHISO.
01:24KAHISO.
01:25KAHISO.
01:25KAHISO.
01:26KAHISO.
01:27KAHISO.
01:28KAHISO.
01:29KAHISO.
01:29What have you done?
01:59Townships and rural areas present an untapped and overlooked market for grocery delivery. By combining my vast experience in delivery network with local small-scale supermarkets, my delivery company, Dashd, will deliver on promise and product.
02:24I'm offering 10% equity for 2 million rand investment. Thank you guys for your time.
02:34I was thinking I'd give her a chance. Oh, Touch. Yeah, I see a lot of potential here. I like the carcinomic element to it. Wait, we do? Yeah, this is the same guy that walked away from 33 million. Even my man Mayweather will tell you it doesn't jab. Bad investment, period.
02:53Well, I really love him, darling. Me too. The boy's got potential, boo. I'm serious.
02:59What are you doing? You know what?
03:03Kahiso?
03:09Congratulations, you're going through. Yes!
03:14Well done! Thank you guys so much.
03:16Well done!
03:17Thank you so much.
03:17The judges agree.
03:21Kahiso Patudi has shown he's got what it takes to get to the finale. Will he start the festive season on a high? Or will it be a terrible December for him?
03:32If Naledia Africa Solutions wins the cash prize of 2 million rand? Find out next week on The Capitalist.
03:41Cut! Thank you! Thank you!
03:44Woo! Go, baby!
03:45Wow, my guy. I can't believe I'm paying you.
03:47Um, I'm repped. I don't get paid over time, yeah?
03:51How about a picture, brother?
03:55Hey, babe.
03:57Hey.
03:57I knew you'd kill it.
03:59A few phrasing issues here and there.
04:01You know, you forgot to mention that your product stands out.
04:04Yeah.
04:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:06I think you should have just let your girl peach. Period.
04:08Period.
04:08Period.
04:08Period.
04:08Period.
04:08Period.
04:08Period.
04:10Period.
04:12Period.
04:14Let's go.
04:15Finalist.
04:16Hey?
04:16I'm so scared.
04:18Well, it didn't show.
04:20Dad, I've great news. Guess what?
04:23My child?
04:25The Leblok Homo Ten is coming after all.
04:28Ten!
04:29And then?
04:31Uh, but Dad, come on.
04:33Come on, please slow down.
04:34You know what?
04:34That's too much.
04:35It's too much now.
04:36You know catering is per head, right?
04:38You know what, Gajizo?
04:39You are the ones who are doing your own thing.
04:42Okay, fine. That's fine, Dad, but no more.
04:45Even if it's your cousin's, mother's, grandchildren's, what, what, I don't care.
04:49Actually, enough.
04:52Your dad wants to add more people, right?
04:55It's fine. My dad will pay.
04:57Maybe your dad's paid for so much already, no?
04:59Well, I don't want them thinking. I don't want them at my wedding.
05:02You mean our wedding. It's our wedding, right? Right?
05:07Zola Gatsana, hello.
05:10Hmm.
05:11We got it!
05:14It's my agent.
05:15We got the Netflix wedding special!
05:20Love you! Yeah? Tell me more.
05:22This is gonna be huge!
05:33I'm sure we can work it out.
05:34She's not gonna make it.
05:45Still can't find her passport.
05:46I don't know why I might have had to go to Dubai in the first place.
05:50Babe, come on. I mean, she got a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a trainer at a world-renowned gym for, like, a lot of dollars.
05:56Hmm?
05:56Sure, I get that, but it's my wedding.
05:59And this reality special? I mean, how am I supposed to have a wedding without a maid of honor?
06:05How am I going to do this without her?
06:09Hey, are you okay?
06:15Yeah.
06:15You seem more caught up about Amasa not being here than me.
06:18Uh, it's nothing, babe. Let's continue the walkthrough.
06:20No, hey! We promised no more secrets.
06:22Yeah, uh...
06:24It's the debts.
06:28Babe, the costs just keep rising. I'm already overextended, and now there's a whole Netflix special on top of it.
06:33I... I don't want to start our marriage being broke.
06:35You need to stop worrying about the money, okay? My dad's there. He'll help.
06:39Is your father gonna pay for everything after we're married?
06:42I mean, what will happen if I don't win the capitalist?
06:44I don't think Thibautuch likes me.
06:48I'm just trying to give you the best because you deserve the best.
06:51You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
06:55We'll be fine.
06:57Never mind winning the capitalist, my love.
07:00We'll still have our dreamy, intimate wedding.
07:03With the Lebo Wachou Mouten.
07:07The special only means that the rest of the world gets to see how much I love you.
07:12And we get to train for the right reasons this time.
07:15Wow, because I can't take a repeat of Durban.
07:17Please.
07:17Wait, did I tell you that Ndando has refused to sing at our wedding?
07:24Yeah.
07:25At this point, I think you and I need a safe word for when one of us starts to spiral.
07:29Yeah.
07:33Ndando.
07:33Oh, man.
07:39Okay, so this is where our arch will be, right?
07:41Yes.
07:42Only better.
07:44Picture white flowers and candles everywhere.
07:47And hopefully no rain clouds.
07:50Let's hope.
07:50So do you, Zoleka Winifred Zana?
07:55Wow.
07:56Take me, Gaffiso Edward Patsudi, to be a lawfully wedded husband.
08:00I do.
08:01You do?
08:02Mm-hmm.
08:02Can I kiss the bride?
08:03Tell me how much I love you, yeah.
08:06I got this message for you, DT.
08:09I do, girl, for my eyes.
08:13I do, girl, for my eyes.
08:16I do, girl, for my eyes.
08:19I do, girl, for my eyes.
08:23I do, girl, for my eyes.
08:25Sorry, you guys.
08:27Quincy's putting up such a fuss tonight, and Swoo's the only one who can put him down.
08:31Anyway, let's talk about the Netflix special.
08:35This is huge, girl.
08:37I'm gonna have to get you in touch with my wedding planner.
08:40Yeah.
08:41Go big or go home.
08:42Didn't you guys have a small, intimate wedding in a garden?
08:45You're a guy.
08:47You don't get it.
08:48This is Netflix, babe.
08:51Besides, Twitter already cooked you guys last year.
08:53You don't want to get roasted again, do you?
08:55Yeah, I don't want my wedding training for the wrong reasons.
08:58Exactly.
08:59Well, yeah, that's why we have a plan, remember?
09:02A plan?
09:02A dreamy, intimate wedding.
09:05This is, this is about us.
09:07And over 190 countries.
09:09What?
09:10She's TV's favorite villain.
09:12A whole celebrity.
09:13The whole country's gonna be watching.
09:15You have to give the people what they want.
09:17Hey?
09:18Did you hear that?
09:19I think Swoo's calling you.
09:20I think you should go get him.
09:21Tell him to bring Princey, and we can all eat together at once.
09:24You know what?
09:25I think I'll give the wedding planner a call first thing tomorrow.
09:28Oh, I've got Precious to plan on speed dial, so...
09:30I don't know.
09:30Speed.
09:31Hey?
09:32Babe, this is the biggest streaming platform in the world.
09:36Synth, thanks.
09:38Dando, Dando, Dando.
09:41Trust me, my darling.
09:42This is, this is a good thing.
09:44Huh?
09:44Everything's gonna be okay.
09:46You know what?
09:46I'm going to give Precious a call right now.
09:48Yeah, do that.
09:49Yeah.
09:49She actually gets quite busy, so the sooner the better.
09:52Yeah?
09:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:53It's gonna be great.
09:57This is why I don't like double dates, you see?
09:59What's his problem?
10:01Now it's about Precious and whatever else.
10:03You want some water?
10:20No.
10:21The only thing I need more of is you.
10:30Oh, hey, hey, hey.
10:32Brake's on.
10:33No, wait.
10:35Where are you going?
10:36I'm going home.
10:37Can you blame me?
10:37You're a hot mess.
10:39You're the reason why the second location is a disappointment.
10:42Ah, what do you mean?
10:45Shit.
10:46What?
10:46Zetobile.
10:48Who is Zetobile?
10:49My wife?
10:50Shit.
10:51You have a wife?
10:53Yes.
10:54Why did you bring me here if you have a wife?
10:56Hotel's expensive.
10:57It's December.
10:58I'll be paid on the sixties.
11:00Wow.
11:00Tommy, I'm home.
11:02You, you need to come up the window.
11:04Now, quickly.
11:05Through the window?
11:05I'm begging you.
11:06I'm leaving the same way I came in.
11:08Actually, I must meet your wife.
11:09Where are you?
11:10I should tell her you're a cheater.
11:12On top of that, you're a big fat disappointment in bed.
11:15I'm bad.
11:15Terrible.
11:16But you were just having the time of your life.
11:18Oh, really?
11:18Yes.
11:19Like this.
11:21No.
11:22No.
11:24Tommy, who's in my house?
11:26Hey, listen now.
11:27Zetobile is a policewoman with a very big gun and a short temper.
11:30Okay?
11:31Why did you bring me here, man?
11:32You asshole.
11:33Yeah, yeah, take it.
11:34Take one of your things.
11:35Oh, my gosh.
11:35Oh, my gosh.
11:36Let me go.
11:37Let me go.
11:38No, my shit.
11:40Yes.
11:40Yes.
11:42No, no, no, no.
11:42Tommy, why is it going on?
11:45Tommy, I'll take this go down.
11:47Yes, you can.
11:47You can't.
11:48No, no, no.
11:49You're okay.
11:50Take the head down.
11:51Get down.
11:52Oh, gee.
11:57Shhh.
11:57Shhh.
11:59Shhh.
12:02Shhh.
12:02Shhh.
12:03Shhh.
12:04Shhh.
12:04Shhh.
12:04Shhh.
12:05Shhh.
12:05Shhh.
12:06Shhh.
12:06Shhh.
12:06Shhh.
12:07Shhh.
12:08This asthmatic two-minute noodle is full of it.
12:14Okay, okay.
12:25What do you want?
12:30I thought that was you?
12:33I mean, I've scrolled past your face many a times.
12:37You know, that cat's up on air?
12:42Soon to be Catleron Shorzy.
12:45Shorzy?
12:47As in...
12:48Strélo's fiancé.
12:52Wait.
12:54You're engaged?
12:55To Strélo.
12:56And your name is Catleron.
12:59He definitely has a type.
13:03I should go.
13:04You know, it's actually weird bumping into you like this.
13:07I've been dying to tell you that Strélo needs a surname back.
13:11I mean, you have been divorced for a year now.
13:16You know, I'm kind of a big deal on social media.
13:20Hashtag Road to a Million.
13:22And I wouldn't want to confuse my followers, you know, with the same name and surname as you.
13:28And why would they be confused? Since they follow you, huh?
13:32Not the point, but will you do it?
13:37Whatever.
13:38All right.
13:39Back to my run.
13:40Bye.
13:45Will you finally find a man?
13:46Double date?
13:47Yeah?
13:48Yeah.
13:50Hi!
13:51No.
13:52I wish that dog would bite you.
13:54Damn it.
14:07You reckon this fitting is going to get started?
14:09I don't think you get it, precious.
14:11You don't.
14:12When I say bigger, I mean bigger.
14:15I want 1942 on tap.
14:17I want fireworks.
14:18I want Tyler on stage performing at my reception.
14:22Isn't that like your sixth drink in like 15 minutes?
14:26It's the festive season.
14:27Why don't you just let me festive in peace?
14:31Of course we can afford it!
14:33Oh no, I definitely can't afford this wedding.
14:36Ah, man.
14:37Breathing through the wound, that's all my friend is doing.
14:40Guys, since we're speaking of weddings, man.
14:42I don't like this style's feeling, man.
14:43It's not giving ammo vibes.
14:45It's so plain.
14:46Weird, man. Come on.
14:47There's... there's Zolega, no?
14:48Bro, I said Ndandoto here like four times last night.
14:52I just need a win, man.
14:55Um, have you tried a bank loan?
14:57Aye.
14:58I was denied three times by three different banks.
15:01Yeah, that's the GNU economy for you.
15:03It's showing us our mothers.
15:04If I were you, I would have taken that 33 million.
15:07Yeah?
15:11Too soon?
15:12Yeah, too soon. Sorry.
15:14Hey, man, I don't like this.
15:15You see this whole reality show special?
15:16Not this.
15:17It's the worst thing that could have happened to us.
15:20Okay, this reality show is the best thing that's ever happened.
15:26Uh, yeah, maybe you should keep her away from the cameras.
15:30Yeah, hey?
15:32Where the hell could Kazzy be?
15:34Who?
15:36Uh, the other bridesmaid.
15:38You literally made her the other day.
15:40My friend from film school?
15:41The one from America.
15:42The one from America.
15:44Oh.
15:46The American.
15:48Just say so.
15:49She's so annoying.
15:50With all her fakeness and lies.
15:52And her accent.
15:54Oh.
15:55Oh my God, it's all about me.
15:56Okay, okay, okay.
15:57Girls, please.
15:58Can we play nice?
15:59Kazzy has been through a lot, and her return was not easy.
16:02Especially since I made it and she didn't.
16:05Oh, shame.
16:06Yeah.
16:07Wow.
16:08What are you doing?
16:09What's going on?
16:10Okay.
16:11Okay.
16:12Okay, be honest, yeah?
16:13Okay.
16:15She's not that great, right?
16:16She's barely a six.
16:17Wait, hold on.
16:18That's the cat 2.0.
16:19I love her.
16:20She literally helped me get snatched after Princey.
16:23Total 10.
16:24So hot.
16:25Oh, okay.
16:26Just hold this.
16:27Stay there.
16:28Come.
16:29What's happening?
16:30Wow.
16:31Okay.
16:32Yeah.
16:33Okay.
16:34Take a picture of me.
16:35A good one, okay?
16:36I want to make sure when Stello sees this picture.
16:38He's overcome with the regret.
16:39Okay.
16:40Okay.
16:41Hold on.
16:42Whoa.
16:43What does Stello have to do with this?
16:44I thought you were in your ho is life phase.
16:45Yeah, I am.
16:46Ho, ho, ho.
16:47Yeah.
16:48I'm having the best sex ever.
16:51You know, I'm with Tossa Hank.
16:52Yo.
16:53Okay.
16:54Yeah, but you know men.
16:56He hasn't called me back.
16:58Mm.
16:59The streets is cold, huh?
17:01Beauty.
17:02What?
17:03No, she didn't mean that.
17:05She did.
17:06She didn't mean that.
17:07The streets are cold.
17:08The streets are cold.
17:09The streets are cold.
17:10No.
17:11Why?
17:12Oh, sweetie.
17:13It's okay.
17:14Okay.
17:15Okay.
17:16Fine.
17:17Hello, my South African girlies.
17:19I'm so sorry I'm late.
17:21It's just, uh, jet lag.
17:23You've literally been back for like six months now.
17:27Yeah, but I was there for like three years, so it takes longer to adjust.
17:34Of course.
17:35It happens to everyone.
17:36No, it doesn't.
17:37So, I have good news.
17:38I have two very big announcements to make.
17:40So, as we all know, Amashia can't make it in time for the wedding.
17:43So, I have promoted Ghazi to be my maid of honor.
17:46Oh, wow.
17:47Wow.
17:48Wow.
17:49Can I politely decline?
17:50Excuse me?
17:51Emi said that you're like a bridezilla.
17:52Who's a bridezilla?
17:53Am I a bridezilla now?
17:54Am I a bridezilla?
17:55Am I a bridezilla?
17:56I just want everything to be perfect, okay?
17:58Just for the reality special.
17:59Is that too much to ask for?
18:00Reality special?
18:01That's actually my second announcement.
18:02I'm doing a wedding reality special with Netflix.
18:03I'll do it.
18:04It's good.
18:05My girl!
18:06Why didn't you just say so?
18:07Yeah, sure.
18:08I'm dead.
18:09When are we shooting?
18:10Soon.
18:11Because I need to, like, lose a few pounds because you know the camera can just, like,
18:25pack it up.
18:26The whole time is just...
18:27You look fine.
18:28No, she doesn't.
18:29I mean, maybe you can call Fit Cat 2.0 to help you, sister.
18:33Oh, my God.
18:34Oh, my God.
18:35You know Fit Cat 2.0?
18:36She is literally, like, the best.
18:39In America, she's...
18:46What's up with her?
18:48Okay.
18:49Your first duty as my maid of honor?
18:50Yeah?
18:51Keep her far.
18:52Far away from my cameras.
18:53Okay?
18:54Yeah.
18:59Don't you think you've had enough?
19:01No.
19:02Well, clink clink, you guys.
19:03Yeah?
19:04To the show.
19:05To the wedding.
19:06Cheers.
19:07Cheers.
19:08Okay.
19:09So, it's T-minus five days till the white wedding.
19:10So, please, guys, let's, uh, get this right.
19:11Uh, yes, auntie.
19:12So, baby.
19:13Do you think it's a good idea to do this wedding special?
19:14I mean, we all know what happened.
19:15Mm-hmm.
19:16Mm-hmm.
19:17On that show of song Gaga and the Joes.
19:18Do you remember that one episode?
19:19Ha, ha, ha.
19:20No, man.
19:21No, man.
19:22Hey.
19:23No, man.
19:24Let's all just forget about this reality, Joe.
19:25Understood?
19:26If we do not follow tradition and don't follow our customs, then we would be casting this
19:31wedding with bad luck.
19:32I agree with him.
19:33Yeah.
19:34Yep.
19:35He said bad luck.
19:36Yeah.
19:37Yep.
19:38He said bad luck.
19:39Huh?
19:40What do they have to do with this, huh?
19:41Sit down.
19:42What's wrong with you?
19:43Uncle.
19:44The plan hasn't changed.
19:45Friday morning is the labola, and after that is the traditional wedding.
19:47Saturday is the white wedding.
19:48What's the problem?
19:49Wait, wait.
19:50Hold on, my child.
19:51You see, everything you see is the traditional wedding.
19:52I don't know.
19:53I don't know.
19:54I don't know.
19:55I don't know.
19:56I don't know.
19:57I don't know.
19:58I don't know.
19:59I don't know.
20:00I don't know.
20:01I don't know.
20:02I don't know.
20:03Wait.
20:04Hold on, my child.
20:05You see, everything you're saying here, my boy, they won't happen.
20:08Not until the tzana's here formally hand over Zoleka to the patooties as per our cowba.
20:14Yes.
20:15Yes, tradition.
20:16How many times are we going to go over this?
20:18Just because you forced us to agree to this plan of yours doesn't make it right.
20:21No, no, no, no.
20:22You're not forcing anyone.
20:23No, hold on.
20:24Hey.
20:25Don't wait.
20:26I'm talking.
20:27Listen, the problem is with you.
20:28The problem is with you, Kuto, because you're allowing these children to dictate culture to us.
20:32Look at your life.
20:33Me.
20:34Me.
20:35Me.
20:36I tell you that's the problem.
20:37Look at you.
20:38You're being so rude.
20:39This reality show is going to trend for sure.
20:41Hey.
20:42Hey.
20:43If you have a problem with the way that Zanas choose to do things, there's the gate.
20:48Come on.
20:49Oh, there's the gate.
20:51Out.
20:52Are they kicking us out of here?
20:56No, man.
20:57No.
20:58We are going in.
21:00We can't answer without an extra code, Zay.
21:02No, Zay.
21:03No, Zay.
21:04Whoa.
21:05Uncle, didn't you say you moved here for some peace and quiet?
21:07What's going on?
21:08What's happening?
21:09Are you expecting anyone?
21:10Something's definitely going on.
21:11You won't keep us out of here.
21:13What's going on?
21:14I don't know.
21:15This would never happen at waterfall estate.
21:18Never.
21:19No.
21:20I'll show you what I'm doing.
21:21No, Zay.
21:22You're going to hurt me.
21:23No, Zay.
21:24You're going to hurt me.
21:25Ah!
21:26Oh!
21:27Oh!
21:28Oh!
21:29Oh!
21:30Oh!
21:31Oh!
21:32Oh!
21:33Oh!
21:34Oh!
21:35Oh!
21:36Let's go see what's happening.
21:37Calm down.
21:38We want to here.
21:39Just down.
21:40I'll go out there.
21:41I'll come along with you.
21:42You're coming with me.
21:43Just down.
21:44Guys!
21:45Wait!
21:46No, no, no!
21:47Stop!
21:48You're hurt!
21:49No!
21:50No!
21:51No, no, no!
21:52No!
21:53No!
21:54No!
21:55No, man!
21:56Leave him, man!
21:57Let him go.
21:58Let him go, man!
22:03Dad?
22:05What are you doing here?
22:06Hey, but didn't they say the old man wasn't well enough to travel?
22:10Papi?
22:11Huh?
22:12This is typical cross.
22:14You're making a racket.
22:15I'm trying to hear what's going on down there.
22:17Let me go see what's going on.
22:19Okay, my boy.
22:20Hey!
22:21Why is it I hear from my neighbor, though, that my granddaughter is getting married?
22:25And now?
22:26Dad?
22:28Huh?
22:29What is he saying?
22:30Didn't you say he couldn't make it?
22:32Had I been told?
22:33I would have been here, my love.
22:35You complaining about not being informed?
22:37That's rich coming from you.
22:39Really is.
22:40Wait, Martin, wait, wait!
22:42Dad?
22:43Please.
22:44Let's go talk in private.
22:45Please, let's go in there.
22:46I'm not simply going to sit there quietly and watch you give away my granddaughter like
22:51we are uncultured, like we are some kind of swine.
22:54Grandad, that's not what's happening.
22:55Please calm down.
22:56Just calm down.
22:57We've agreed that the Lobola negotiations are happening on Friday.
23:00And we also agreed on the Lobola price.
23:03Right, Dad?
23:04You have agreed?
23:07Who did you agree with?
23:09What on earth are you thinking?
23:11You're negotiating your own pride price.
23:13What is this now?
23:15Well, things will have to be done correctly.
23:19Or no.
23:20As the Tana family, before the wedding can take place, we will arrange properly for the Lobola
23:29negotiations.
23:30And it's only then you'll have your wedding.
23:33Not so?
23:34Yes.
23:35Oh, wow.
23:36Let's rather forget about the wedding special.
23:38We might as well just have our own reality show series.
23:41I have to say, it's dramatic, eh?
23:43Um, Grandad, please, just listen to me.
23:46We can't just change things now.
23:48I mean, we've already sent the invitations, and the venue is only available on Saturday.
23:53We won't have another day available.
23:55Also, the TV crew is on standby.
23:57Oh, my dear child.
23:59Do you not want your marriage to be blessed?
24:02Yes, of course.
24:04When you are Tana, we do things properly.
24:08When Tana bride is getting married, for Lobola, we want 11 cows.
24:1411.
24:15What?
24:1611?
24:17What?
24:18Cows?
24:21So, where am I supposed to get 11 cows, Zolega?
24:24Just calm down.
24:25Well, where I come from at home, a man makes a plan, my boy.
24:32What did he say?
24:33He said 11.
24:3411?
24:3511 cows.
24:36We don't even have a chicken.
24:39I don't understand, brother.
24:41I mean, why are you entertaining that man's nonsense, eh?
24:44I want him to go as much as you do.
24:46Guys, we had a plan.
24:48What right does my grandfather have to ruin it all?
24:51Only God knows what he's really doing here.
24:56And why didn't anyone tell him about the wedding, though?
25:00Dad, this isn't fair.
25:02You didn't want to make a big deal of the negotiations for Lobola.
25:05So what changed now?
25:06Eh, my child, your grandfather's already here now, so I'm afraid the only way to get rid of him is to do things his way.
25:13Hey, no!
25:14There's no way.
25:15All right, he'll stay.
25:16But he'll make some holes in your white wedding, my love.
25:19Fine.
25:20I will not jeopardize my white wedding for these Lobola negotiations.
25:25If it doesn't happen in the next two days, we'll forget it.
25:28Oh, and most importantly, I don't want grandfather anywhere near my cameras.
25:35Okay?
25:36Okay.
25:49I don't know, babe.
25:50Maybe we should just move the wedding.
25:53Wow.
25:54What is that?
25:55We got the venue a year in advance.
25:58It's probably fully booked until next year.
26:01And besides, the call sheet is out already.
26:03We can't just cancel on it.
26:04I know that, but you live in Karls, Olega.
26:07Even my dad's annoyed and wants this over and done with.
26:10Maybe I can just lend you the money and you can pay back.
26:13No.
26:14Mm-mm.
26:15I'm already living in your apartment, babe.
26:16I can't let you pay for your own Lobola.
26:18You're not marrying yourself.
26:19No.
26:20That was the point of us moving in together to begin with.
26:23To save money.
26:24I know.
26:25But this is a lot.
26:29I just want the rest of the world to know that I choose you for the rest of my life.
26:32Why is that so hard?
26:34Look.
26:35Hey.
26:36I'll get the money.
26:37Okay?
26:38I'll get the money.
26:39I promise you.
26:40I'll sort this out.
26:41I have a plan.
26:42Come here.
26:43Okay?
26:44Okay.
26:45Okay.
26:46Okay.
26:47I'll get the money.
26:48I promise you.
26:49I'll sort this out.
26:50Hm?
26:51I have a plan.
26:52Come here.
26:53Okay?
26:54Okay.
26:55Okay.
26:56I've got no plan.
26:59No, man.
27:00Why don't you just go ahead and take Zolega's money, bro?
27:02What kind of man does that make me?
27:04Well, the kind who doesn't lie to his future wife.
27:06That's not so bad, bro.
27:07No, bro.
27:08I just want to be able to do this one thing, okay?
27:09Oh, well.
27:10I just want to be able to do this one thing, okay?
27:11Oh, well.
27:12I just want to be able to do this one thing, okay?
27:14How about Spoon?
27:15How about Spoon?
27:16That guy's loaded.
27:17He always has money.
27:18I can't ask him again.
27:19I took a loan from him last month.
27:20I can't do it.
27:21What about your auntie, though?
27:22Do you know Doreen?
27:23By the way, he's got a loan.
27:24No, no, man.
27:25Why don't you just go ahead and take Zolega's money, bro?
27:27What kind of man does that make me?
27:28Well, the kind who doesn't lie to his future wife?
27:29That's not so bad, bro.
27:30No, bro.
27:31I just want to be able to do this one thing, okay?
27:33Oh, well.
27:34How about Spoon?
27:35That guy's loaded.
27:36He always has money.
27:37I can't ask him again.
27:38I took a loan from him last month.
27:39I can't do it.
27:40What about your auntie, though?
27:41Do you know Doreen?
27:43By the way...
27:48A bank loan?
27:49It's not like borrowing money from your granny.
27:51They need to know that I can pay it back.
27:57It's a tough one.
27:59Hey.
28:00Speaking of grannies, Kakiso.
28:03I know an old lady that can give you money now.
28:06Like, immediately.
28:08Hey.
28:09I promise you it's legit.
28:11Ah, relax, bro.
28:13I see a potential plus one there.
28:16Hello.
28:17How are you?
28:18Do you have any money?
28:20None.
28:31This is a bad idea.
28:33Do you have a bad idea?
28:34Relax, man.
28:35Let's go.
28:36He looks like a hitman.
28:37Hey, man.
28:38Four cars, man.
28:39Let's just go.
28:40Hello, brother.
28:41How's it, guys?
28:42Hey.
28:43Hello, hi.
28:44Greetings, greetings.
28:45Greetings, greetings, greetings.
28:46Yes, hello to you, too.
28:47Hey.
28:48Do you have an appointment?
28:49Through the app on Play Store.
28:50I told you that legit, huh?
28:51Hmm.
28:52Three, two, three.
28:53Ah, evade.
28:541987, right?
28:55Yes, mama, it is.
28:56That's my dream car right there.
28:57Yeah.
28:58Yeah.
28:59He traded in his old car for this one here.
29:00And after that, he spent thousands of rands upgrading this thing.
29:01That's how it goes.
29:02He likes to pimp things up, you know?
29:03Yeah, no, it's worth it, you know?
29:04Yeah.
29:05Yeah.
29:06Yeah.
29:07Yeah.
29:08Yeah.
29:09Yeah.
29:10Yeah.
29:11Yeah.
29:12Yeah.
29:13Yeah.
29:14Yeah.
29:15Yeah.
29:16Yeah.
29:17Yeah.
29:18Yeah.
29:19Yeah.
29:20Yeah.
29:21He traded in his old car for this one here.
29:23And after that, he spent thousands of rands upgrading this thing.
29:26That's how it goes.
29:27He likes to pimp things up, you know?
29:28Yeah.
29:29No, it's worth it, you know?
29:30Yeah.
29:31Yeah.
29:32Yeah.
29:33Yeah.
29:34Yeah.
29:35Yeah, you like...
29:36Yeah.
29:37How much do you want?
29:38Uh, I'm not selling it, ma'am.
29:39Did you not come here to borrow money, though?
29:41Yeah, yeah, it's a...
29:42I'm getting married.
29:43So?
29:44How much do you want?
29:45Just tell her the truth.
29:48A $150,000.
29:49Really?
29:50My goodness.
29:51That's a lot of money for a first time.
29:55Yeah, I understand that.
29:56But I've got to negotiate low bola.
29:58I ...
29:59I swear I'll pay it back.
30:01So you...
30:02Oh, you're gonna lend us the money, or you're gonna...
30:06Nah.
30:08My chance.
30:09Hey, gentlemen, we're coming, please.
30:11We created you.
30:11I'll give you 5% of my business.
30:13Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on.
30:145%, 5%, 5%, 5%, yeah.
30:19Tom.
30:20Ma'am, if I don't pay you, I'll give you 5% share of my business.
30:23How do I know if your business is even legit?
30:25Ah, ma'am, there were some white guys last year.
30:28They were willing to pay him.
30:29They made an offer for his app for 33 million.
30:33I'll tell you what.
30:35Instead of the money, hey?
30:37I'll lend you 16 live cows.
30:40Because I like you.
30:47You're lending me?
30:48Yeah, the thing is, my nephew's getting married tomorrow.
30:53And the ceremony's at 4pm.
30:55So I'm lending you his cows.
30:57But you need to bring them back before 2pm.
31:022pm.
31:03You understand?
31:06So what happens when the Tanas ask what happened to their cows?
31:09Hey, man, it's not like it's gonna matter.
31:11He's not going to keep them in his garden, is he now?
31:13We're just gonna show them the cows, tell them we're keeping them at a farm,
31:16then bring them back to Mombas.
31:18And then?
31:19And then you win 2 million rand from the capitalists, and replace them before they know they've gone to a war.
31:23Ugh.
31:24Fuck us.
31:25Oh, well, I guess if you don't want my cows...
31:29No, no, no, no, Mombas, we'll take the cows.
31:32Hey?
31:33I'll take the cows.
31:34And I, I will take one of your fingers for every minute that you're late.
31:41Your fingers.
31:45Uh, I think we should go, my friend.
31:50Uh, gentlemen.
31:52Okay.
31:53Hey, keep going.
32:05Hey, my friends.
32:05That's a card.
32:06So, can we open on you, waking up in a tiny little fountain apartment?
32:09Excuse me?
32:10I worked very hard to save up so I can buy this place, thank you very much.
32:13What do you want to say?
32:14What do you want to say?
32:15How do you want to say?
32:16How do you want to say?
32:17Why do you want to say?
32:18You want to say, how do you want to say?
32:19I want to say.
32:20I want to say.
32:21then we cut to spiraling staircase the large patootie clan on the side on the other side the
32:27four zanners it's actually six now perfect okay or two families at war cut to lobola negotiations
32:36clan names and their uncles welcoming gifts and more but will the negotiations be open
32:43that's perfect cut cut cut um how about we just skip the lobola part and focus more on the most
32:49important part the white wedding huh we want all the drama like tears conflict family no but what
33:01happened to having a wholesome wedding special yeah wholesome just doesn't get the ratings
33:08or it's after who's this after even for just sorry
33:12it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine he got real cows
33:22that's what i'm talking about we've got it imagine real cows coming down crying super white
33:40oh my goodness no i'm here i'm here let's load the cows come on let's go ah where's the truck
33:52ah but but i made a plan here you call this a plan can you see how many cows are here
33:57how will we fit them all easy i'll take them one by one think about what it will mean for the zanners
34:02it will make them happy uncle that he so is literally going to kill me now you just had one job
34:09yeah hey you can be so unreliable uncle i swear why i put the car i think that my role
34:26as made of honor is the biggest one i've ever had you know what they say in america they're not small
34:31balls
34:32our ancestors are angry and people are being fed pies as big as your finger no man all this does
34:40is to make us look stingy the ancestors are angry at us for doing this here instead of at home i've had
34:46to appease them with a bottle of whiskey no dad not my guys follow the noise let's go let's go wait wait
34:54wait wait wait wait wait no wait
35:01do something what must i do go go go go go go go go go okay let me tell you about your time
35:06go go go go go i thought what look it's yeah chlamydia you're just trying to help she thought
35:12she had chlamydia
35:16damn it
35:24i
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36:02i can't get married without my fingers your fingers what now what are you talking about
36:07there's always issues with this family what's happening here
36:10it's uncle so what did he do now he brought a small van to transport the cows
36:14oh my goodness oh my goodness
36:16my goodness
36:18i
36:20i
36:28i
36:30i
36:32i
36:34i
36:36i
36:38i
36:40they're not missing i just need to get a truck quickly otherwise all of this is going to be for
36:44nothing i know a guy uh he lives in soweto who knows a guy who knows another guy who owns trucks
36:50in fact you met him that night
36:52what night
36:56no
36:58probably somebody else
37:00i
37:01i
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37:24someone accompanies me I'll go let me accompany you let's go what's this hey
37:37mama what's going on now what's happening with your sister mom I don't know what are
37:42you doing here actually Zolega's my niece you know you could have told me that Zolega
37:51was your niece yeah but you are not into talking that night plus with your one night
37:56stand rules and all I didn't even get your number so I take it your family doesn't know
38:00that you go home with random strangers well in their eyes I've only slept with Zolega and
38:06I'd like to keep it that way how's about I take you out tonight get to know each other
38:12come on dude we're in the middle of a wedding and anyway there's nothing to know because
38:18you see when it comes to love I'm done wow that's dramatic I think that maybe you just
38:25haven't met the right person for you who's fine dude just drive okay
38:33where are they time's almost up
38:45oh my gosh
38:47we are here
38:53I told you we're going to win today yeah the girls let's go let's go
39:08hey they look so stressed trust me things will come together yeah I'm here just like a
39:16whatever I'm not gonna be right right right so let's hurry
39:24those who murdered us
39:25oh
39:26Hey!
39:27Hey!
39:28Hey!
39:29Hey!
39:30Come over here.
39:31Gahiso.
39:32My boy.
39:33I'll stab you.
39:34Wanda so Armbing, please give us 5 minutes.
39:41I told you Gahiso.
39:422 p.m. shot.
39:43You make me late for the wedding and it will be ruined.
39:48I told you Gahiso.
39:512 p.m. shot.
39:53Yes.
39:54make me late for the wedding and it will be ruined no no i know members but we're almost
39:59done here just just just five minutes i want the keys to the truck where are the keys huh the keys
40:05oh the keys they're in the truck they're in the truck yeah i'm taking my bloody cows
40:12i was so true my boy it's just ten minutes gentlemen hey gentlemen come on
40:18oh my son what's happening over here don't tell don't tell me and who are those people
40:27you know actually i'm going to butcher you like meat
40:33get out of my way you i'll be over there okay yeah yeah i'm coming hey who who are those people
40:39there who are they my goodness and then for my fifth birthday i uh are you guys listening when is
41:02the lobola negotiation actually gonna start yeah because this is not giving i don't think this is
41:08gonna trend hey uh you didn't even let me finish you should listen to the story if you just let me
41:15they're taking the cows what the cows are being stolen now the who's cows i don't know who's taking them
41:20i'm going back there i don't know but they're getting stolen my goodness go go go go go go go
41:27oh we're trending at number one
41:32i should have never listened to you man i knew this was a bad idea
41:35you're blaming me now you're blaming me now yeah it's uncle godfrey's fault come on
41:46those are my cars
41:59what the hell is going on here you're gonna make me late for my nephew's wedding what
42:12what does that have to do with us watch out you can't talk to me like that just because he dressed
42:16all fancy hey brother what's going on let's go come on let's go come on let's go come on let's go
42:19come on let's go brother you know that brother oh dear that's my muscle huh there go my cows huh did you say cows
42:29what's going on let's go run run i think you should run
42:42how does she know how is going to destroy you you little mosquito
42:48what have you done
43:18you see this is the content we signed up for
43:34how does it cause
43:36you sign up for
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43:40they're only
43:42how is
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43:46Son de la buena
43:52Y es ahí si calusa
43:58Giyak tinga
44:08Giyak tinga
44:16Giyak tinga
44:23Giyak tinga
44:32Mami, what are you cooking?
44:46Dijit
44:53Dijit
44:54You
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