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00:00Zolega, wait, slow down. Can I just explain this? Zolega, can we just talk?
00:21After our proposal, you were the very first person who said no more secrets, Kahiso.
00:25You said that we should talk before we acted. Or was that only for me?
00:28Shh, can we just keep it down and talk inside?
00:30Kaho's on the fucking highway!
00:31You think I meant for that to happen? I was trying to make everything perfect for you. I'm sorry.
00:36Yeah, well, you ruined my wedding day.
00:37All right, there you go. It's your wedding, it's your plans, it's all about you. I'm just an extra in the background.
00:46Zolega.
00:48Look, I'm sorry, I don't want to go back and forth with you about this. Can we just...
00:53Zolega, can we just talk about this?
00:58Fine. Let's talk about how you went behind my back. You went to a loan shark. Do you know how humiliating that is, Kahiso?
01:05I was under pressure.
01:06Oh, okay.
01:09I didn't want to let you down.
01:11I offered you a loan. And you let your pride get in the way.
01:15My pride? Zolega, you're the one who's so desperate to impress a bunch of people you don't even know on some stupid reality show.
01:21I'm desperate when you're the one who's on the capitalist. That is literally a reality show, Kahiso.
01:26I'm doing that so your father doesn't have to pay for everything for the rest of our lives.
01:29But you know what? It seems like I'm the only one who thinks we're a team.
01:37You know, maybe we shouldn't get married then.
01:40Considering you're the only one who's trying.
01:45That's not what I'm saying.
01:47That's not what I'm saying.
02:17No, no. I'm not a herder. But there I was running after cows.
02:21And not only that, I was chased with knives. I had to run for my life. I knew it.
02:25Oh, you knew what, Godfrey? Huh?
02:27Goodness.
02:27So you knew Kahiso would do this? That he would borrow cows from a loan shark who almost tried to kill us.
02:32And those cows would escape and run free on the highway.
02:35Exactly. My brother, my sister. Our ancestors are not happy.
02:40No way. Perhaps you're talking about the casas, but not ours.
02:43Ah! Hashtag Mabalas cows is trending on the socials!
02:47What? Hashtag Zipinkomo.
02:49Scenes, babe. Scenes!
02:50When it comes down to those two, it's either they're not soulmates or this family is cursed.
02:54Hey, you two! Wow!
02:55You'll find yourself in a sim if you don't leave. You don't see others are talking. Now you two, go!
02:59Yes, yes. Come on, come on. Go away.
03:02Actually, how did Kahiso even get to know the simbash?
03:05Sister.
03:06Palm flets upon Mbazwa all over the township.
03:08They say now she can bring back a lost lover. She can also enlarge the case.
03:14You should rather be quiet. I, I am the chief negotiator. And I never got the chance at all to show I'm a good negotiator.
03:21Well, that's your problem.
03:22What?
03:22How many times must I tell you there's no woman chief negotiator in Tosa customs? Huh? You don't get that?
03:28The seat for a chief negotiator is for men only. Hey, not for females. You're not welcome.
03:33Come. Who would it be then? You?
03:35Yes.
03:35Heh heh. I'm not welcome. Me. Kahiso's aunt. Who are you? You are not a patootie.
03:42Huh?
03:44All right, Doreen.
03:46Mm-hmm.
03:48When your data runs out, for Tosa speaking, don't come asking me to be your hotspot.
03:54But, Doreen, why would you say such a thing?
04:04It's facts. He's not a patootie, this person. Huh?
04:08Whenever we have family events in this house, he's all over the place. Huh?
04:13Next thing, he is just hanging around sitting on finish up bought by me with my money.
04:18In the house that was renovated by who?
04:20This woman.
04:21Baby girl, come here. We are leaving.
04:23Okay.
04:29Elders.
04:29And bring my bag with you.
04:31I will never be disrespected like that.
04:35This family is cursed. Definitely cursed.
04:39Okay.
04:42But do you think they're generally cursed?
04:45Oh, come on, Kujo. Who would curse us?
04:48Kill them.
04:49Silly us. Silly us.
04:50What if it means that Kujo ends up later getting married?
04:54What if Kujo...
04:55What if Kujo dies alone?
04:58What if Ompilo ends up being a mom as a teenager?
05:02Never.
05:03She'll never be like Mrs. Kumalo's daughter.
05:05She's already on child number three now.
05:07Doesn't even have my trick.
05:08Sir, sir, I won't even mention that book.
05:10Sir, sir, I won't even mention that book.
05:21You know, none of this would have happened if you had just come home like you were supposed to.
05:27This wouldn't be happening now.
05:28Brother, brother, please not now.
05:31The parent who died was the wrong one.
05:32No, no, Uncle.
05:34You are still holding on to old stories.
05:37You sound like a whining child.
05:39Grow up and be a man.
05:42After all this time, you still won't admit that you were wrong, will you, Daddy?
05:46Hey, now listen.
05:47This disrespectful attitude of yours is why you fell pregnant at 18.
05:52Look at yourself, unmarried at your age.
05:53Stop, Dad.
05:54Don't tell me to stop.
05:56You've known about this wedding for over a year now.
05:58You didn't think at all to phone me or send me a message?
06:02Wow.
06:04I swear, Jobek has swallowed you up.
06:07Look what happens when I'm not involved.
06:09The same way you didn't involve us burying Mama?
06:12Wait.
06:14Martin, I told you it was for your own good.
06:21Dad, we're not children anymore.
06:25We don't believe you.
06:27I want him to go home.
06:29Wait, wait.
06:29I want him to live.
06:30He is to live right now.
06:32Please go home.
06:33I want you to get out of here right now, right now.
06:36Just go, Dad.
06:37Just go.
06:38And so you know, we weren't swallowed by Jobek.
06:43We just wanted peace, so we came to the city, even if it meant staying far from you.
06:48I don't know anymore.
06:51Eh, Langa.
06:53Come.
06:53Come, boy.
06:54Come help your grandfather.
06:56I need to start, uh, picking up.
07:00Because I'm going home tomorrow.
07:02Okay.
07:03Call Luyolo, my boy.
07:04All right, Grandpa.
07:05Come on.
07:21Come on.
07:21Oh, Spooky.
07:31Oh, yes, Stella.
07:35Who?
07:36Did you just call me by your ex's name?
07:41Oh, gosh.
07:41Luyolo.
07:42Yeah, I, I, I mean, Luyolo.
07:45Yes.
07:46You are so good.
07:49Just like my ex.
07:52Oh, I mean.
07:52Uh-uh.
07:53I'm so damn with this.
07:54You're better.
07:55No.
07:56No, don't go.
07:57Come back.
07:57I was warned about these women from Jobek.
07:59Mm-mm.
08:00Listen, Luyolo.
08:01I really want you.
08:02Call Stella, sweetie.
08:04You don't have to leave.
08:05Let's try again, huh?
08:06No, thanks.
08:07Leave me alone.
08:07Don't go.
08:08Come back.
08:09No, thanks.
08:09Ah!
08:17Gahisa here.
08:17You know what to do.
08:20Bro, please answer your phone, dude.
08:21This is urgent, man.
08:23It went to voicemail.
08:24Well, try again.
08:26Okay.
08:27Okay.
08:57Come, come, come.
08:58I have a key made of honor, privileges.
09:07My home is your home.
09:10Just get a close-up of the bags under her eyes.
09:15I need a smell yesterday's shame in this frame.
09:17Excuse me?
09:18What are you guys doing here?
09:19Girl, did you seriously forget the call sheet that you made all of us memorize?
09:23Well, I would never forget my call time.
09:26I'm a dedicated actress.
09:27Okay, today I'm just gonna need the diary confessionals.
09:30Yeah, Tepisa's just out with the SPCA getting a couple of cutaways of the captured cows.
09:36After the lost cows, will they make it down the aisle?
09:39Or did their love come crashing down the highway?
09:42Um, can we just delete yesterday's footage?
09:45Yeah, delete.
09:46Let's just pretend none of it happened.
09:47Excuse me?
09:48That's the opening.
09:49I'm talking TV gold.
09:51Yeah, my girl, you really can't script that shit.
09:54Yo, my bro.
09:55Get him.
09:56Get him.
09:57What?
09:58Okay, excuse me.
10:01Enough.
10:02Enough with the cameras.
10:03And then?
10:04What's going on?
10:05Is this more drama?
10:06Look that way.
10:07Yes.
10:08Just stick with Ghazi.
10:09She has more maid of honor stuff to show you.
10:12Very dramatic.
10:13Excuse me.
10:14Follow.
10:15Follow.
10:16Hey, where are you now?
10:18I'm with her here.
10:19And she's already measuring my hand, bro.
10:21She's sharpening her axe, man.
10:23Please, bro.
10:24Okay, I'm coming.
10:25What's going on?
10:27Mambazo has ammo.
10:29What?
10:30Why?
10:31I don't know.
10:32Apparently the SPCA took her cows and one got run over and now her favorite nephew's mad at us because his lobola was ruined.
10:37I have to go.
10:38Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:40So you were giving me somebody else's lobola cows?
10:43Zulego, focus.
10:44Amma's hand, my fingers.
10:46I'll phone you later.
10:47Yo.
10:48What is that?
10:59And then?
11:01Because of witchcraft.
11:02So Maggie from across the street says we must slaughter it for the ancestors.
11:06Kucho, I thought you didn't like her.
11:08That's besides the point.
11:09What if-
11:10No, my sweetheart.
11:11Papi, the problem is-
11:12No.
11:13Wait, wait.
11:15The problem here is we will need to-
11:17Look here.
11:18We've never slaughtered in this house.
11:20We won't start today.
11:21We need to serve our family though.
11:22Without-
11:23Parentals?
11:26Are we still on for the wedding?
11:28No, no, no.
11:29I want to bring a plus one.
11:31So are we, are we on?
11:34On Pili.
11:35Mom?
11:36Are you blessed?
11:37You're so pregnant, Mpili.
11:39What?
11:40Let me tell you something, my child.
11:41I'm nowhere near ready to be in your granny.
11:43Do you hear me?
11:44Wow.
11:45Not you, miss.
11:46Oh, that's like all my daughter.
11:48Oh, please give me grandbabies right now.
11:50Children are a blessing, you know.
11:51Ah!
11:52Even though you know she doesn't want any.
11:54Mm-hmm.
11:55On the mic.
11:56You shouldn't be talking to poison people.
11:57No!
11:58I wasn't even talking-
11:59Give me that.
12:00Remember your seven B's.
12:02Box before boys because boys bring babies.
12:08Then you wonder why teenage depression is so rife.
12:11You're ruining my life.
12:14Good.
12:15I think we saved her.
12:17For now.
12:18But we need something else.
12:20Something to assist.
12:22Oh.
12:23Where's the chicken?
12:24Hey, Mambazo.
12:25Please let him go.
12:26Let's arrange something.
12:27Please, please.
12:28Listen to me.
12:29The only arrangement I'm interested in is getting payment for my confiscated cows.
12:40Otherwise, my boy, your fingers down.
12:42I-I-I-I-I hear you, Mambazo.
12:44That's all fine.
12:45I just need two days to get you the money.
12:47Next week it's the capitalist and I'll have money to-
12:49Ah.
12:50Oh, shit.
12:51Baby, what are you doing here?
12:52You're not supposed to be here.
12:54You shouldn't be here.
12:55Let's go.
12:56Baby, I've seen you fight.
12:57Okay, I'm not gonna let you go through this all alone.
12:58Okay, I got this.
12:59Really?
13:00Do you?
13:01Do you?
13:02Hey, Kakiso.
13:03Kakiso, man.
13:04No, my boy.
13:05Where are your manners now?
13:06Oh, my darling.
13:07I'm so sorry that this is how we are officially meeting.
13:10Yeah.
13:11But these two, they owe me a lot.
13:13Yeah.
13:14They owe me.
13:15But don't worry, my darling.
13:16A job is a job, right?
13:17Oh, my name is Mambazo.
13:19I'm Kakiso's new business partner.
13:21Yeah.
13:22I own 50% of desks now.
13:24That's right.
13:25Those were expensive cows.
13:26Oh, okay.
13:27Mambazo.
13:28Mambazo.
13:29Mambazo.
13:30Mambazo.
13:31I'll pay for everything.
13:32The cows, the damages, the injuries, whatever Kakiso owes you, I'll pay for it.
13:36But please, just don't cut off his fingers.
13:38I need them, you know, for the being.
13:39Ah.
13:40Don't worry, my sweetie.
13:41I was going to cut off his right hand.
13:42Because, you know, I respect marriage a lot, you know?
13:43Okay, okay.
13:44I can handle this.
13:45I can handle this, okay?
13:46Clearly not.
13:47Kakiso, Kakiso, my brother, please.
13:48Sit down.
13:49Please just let Solera pay him into it.
13:50Please, bro.
13:51Just one more thing.
13:52Oh.
13:53Front row sits at the wedding.
13:54Ah.
13:55And I need a plus, too, for my nephew and his wife.
13:56You need to make it up to them.
13:57See?
13:58Can you see?
13:59Can you see what I'm saying?
14:00Can you see what I'm saying?
14:01Fine.
14:02Fine.
14:03But please, stick to the dress code.
14:05Pastels only.
14:06Ah.
14:07Okay.
14:08Ah.
14:09Let's see what I'm saying.
14:10Can you see what I'm saying?
14:11Fine.
14:12Fine.
14:13But please, stick to the dress code.
14:14Pastels only.
14:15Ah.
14:16Okay.
14:17Ah.
14:18Let's take a peek.
14:19Pea, Charmaine.
14:20Oh.
14:21Eeeeee.
14:22Look at us.
14:23Okay, that's fine.
14:24Now I'm-
14:25Can you please?
14:26Hey.
14:27Makatin.
14:28Send Babara my banking details.
14:29Thanks, ma.
14:30Thanks.
14:31Ha.
14:32Ha.
14:33Ha.
14:34Ha.
14:35Ha.
14:36Ha.
14:37Ha.
14:38Ha.
14:39Ha.
14:40Ha.
14:41Ha.
14:42Ha.
14:43Ha.
14:44Ha.
14:45Ha.
14:46Ha.
14:47Ha.
14:49Ha.
14:50Oh, my friends, I have to say, so, you know, sometimes, it's OK not to be a hero, Gahitu.
14:57Men can always be the breadwin.
14:59Women these days can also drizzle drizzle it.
15:01I'mma, let's go.
15:02Okay.
15:03Let's go.
15:04Uh.
15:05Yo- You're more than a TV star.
15:06Oh, oh, oh.
15:07Let's go.
15:08Hey.
15:09My bro.
15:10Oh- I wanted to hit those guys, huh?
15:13Gosh, it's giving a diary of a mad black man, I'm telling you.
15:16Man, I'm telling you, I just want dad gone. He should just leave.
15:21Listen, uncle, I can understand why you're angry.
15:24Because imagine if I came home from boarding school and found out my mother had died and she'd already been buried.
15:29I'd be tossing more than just bags. I would have caused a massive sin. I'm telling you now.
15:33Can you believe it?
15:34What's confusing is...
15:35So that's it, brother?
15:37So you're never coming home ever again?
15:40There's absolutely nothing that's left for me there.
15:42Our parents, they all make mistakes. They have flaws, you know?
15:46But I actually thought you would rise taller, that you would take this opportunity and you would be the role model that I know.
15:52Just be one for Zoleka and a hero for our family.
15:58Your father's still alive, brother.
16:01He's around now.
16:04He raised you to be who you are now.
16:07Well, some of us don't have fathers. We don't even know them.
16:11Hashem, yeah, I have to say, Luyolo's preaching.
16:14Hey, Luyolo!
16:16We were kicked out of here. Isn't that right?
16:20Let's go then.
16:35Well, I guess then.
16:37We are never having Christmas in the rural areas anytime soon.
16:45Nothing. I didn't say anything.
16:47What's going on with you, Garizo?
16:58I just feel like I'm weighing you down.
17:01I'm making things harder and it shouldn't be this hard.
17:05What are you saying?
17:07You want to give up?
17:08Girl, where are you?
17:17These people don't want to film with me anymore.
17:19They want you guys.
17:20They say I'm fake and annoying.
17:22Tell them to go home then.
17:24There won't be a wedding.
17:26It isn't worth it if it's getting between me and Garizo.
17:29You're cancelling the wedding?
17:31Keep rolling.
17:33Put her on loudspeaker.
17:34We want to hear the story.
17:39Garzy.
17:41Tell them there will be a wedding.
17:43I'm not giving up on us.
17:48You can literally tell them yourself.
17:50You're on loudspeaker.
17:54Well, here's some tea for you.
17:58Ever since Oleggo was a little girl,
18:01she's dreamt of a wedding where
18:03her family and friends watch her walk down a white carpet aisle
18:07wearing her mother's veil.
18:09And that's exactly what she's going to get.
18:16The man that she loves has messed up.
18:20But he's going to make sure she gets the wedding of her dreams.
18:22Uh, Garizo, Zoe, sorry.
18:24Can we just take you from the top?
18:25The sound guy's bad reach has died.
18:31Baby, I'm sorry.
18:34For everything.
18:36I'm just...
18:37I want to be the man you deserve.
18:44And I want us to be us again.
18:47So...
18:48Dando.
18:49Dando, Dando.
18:52Then let's get married, babe.
18:56Let's get married.
18:58The Lobola, we have to do it.
19:01You don't have to prove anything to me.
19:02Listen, I'll find the money, okay?
19:05I'll find it.
19:06No messing around with Mambazo this time, I promise you.
19:12I'll make you my wife.
19:17Look, I know I'm the last person to speak about trust, but...
19:20I need to make this up to you.
19:22I just want you to promise me one thing.
19:28Promise me...
19:29That you won't interfere.
19:32And that you'll trust...
19:33That I will make this happen for us.
19:37Okay?
19:40I do trust you.
19:43But...
19:44But no more secrets.
19:45I promise you, no more secrets.
19:50Pengi promise?
19:51Mm.
19:53And I promise to cancel...
19:55Stupid special show.
19:57Yeah.
19:58Teppo and Teppiso are very annoying.
20:01Mm.
20:01A little bit.
20:02No, very.
20:03To have me.
20:05I'm in love for now.
20:07Tell me how you feel.
20:10I've been sitting wondering.
20:12I can make you mine.
20:14There he is.
20:15Don't let him get away.
20:17Hey, hey, hey.
20:17Come here.
20:18You are not gonna get away from me.
20:19Get it.
20:21It's good to hear.
20:23Hey, can you drop him off by that umbrella?
20:25It looks like a vibe.
20:26Get it.
20:27You want legs away.
20:28Get it.
20:30Running after a bloody chicken.
20:32Look.
20:32Hey.
20:35Golly day.
20:36Ah.
20:37Hey, cat.
20:38Why are you sitting outside in the rain?
20:39Oh, yeah.
20:40I'm celebrating.
20:41Oh, is it?
20:42Yes.
20:43What are you celebrating?
20:44Well, uh, I'm celebrating being alive and having hands and so on.
20:48Oof.
20:50Hmm.
20:51What's up?
20:52Catch him.
20:52Hey.
20:54Yes, come this side.
20:55Come this side.
20:55And then?
20:56You see, you poor turis.
20:58I'm telling you.
20:59They've been trying to catch that chicken for hours now.
21:01I don't think they'll get it.
21:03At that rate.
21:08And then?
21:09Don't judge.
21:10My life is such a bloody mess.
21:16Hmm.
21:17Skylo is ruining my sex life.
21:18Skylo?
21:19Yes.
21:20Didn't he just knock up, uh, Fitcare 2.0?
21:22Huh?
21:23Come on, look here.
21:26Yo.
21:28They dropped the teaser, then went livey, and then opened a joint account to announce it.
21:33Where is it now?
21:35Hashtag road to a million.
21:37Hey, they're so cute.
21:40Wow.
21:40Wow.
21:42Ah.
21:47Really?
21:48Am I that easy to get over?
21:50Ah, that's love.
21:51Love hurts.
21:52Hmm?
21:55Take this.
21:57I hope that bloody pregnancy's awful.
21:59That she gets stretch marks all over four or five.
22:02Not to mention a fupa.
22:03Hey, it is.
22:04Hold on.
22:04Careful, girl.
22:05Jealousy will age you, hey?
22:07Hey, hey, hey.
22:08No.
22:08Hey, hey, hey, don't you talk to what?
22:10You crazy.
22:11Mom and Dad could see you.
22:12Yes.
22:13Well, it's their fault anyways.
22:14You know when your parents are together, they're just crazy.
22:17Crazy.
22:17Why are you in so troubled, Dad?
22:19See, they even took my phone.
22:20Like, what am I supposed to do?
22:21Hmm?
22:22Write letters.
22:25This is the worst December ever.
22:26It's so difficult to grab the damn thing.
22:30Wow, babe.
22:31You look so beautiful.
22:33You mother's veil.
22:35I love it.
22:36I'm gonna cry.
22:37I'm gonna cry.
22:38Oh, my God.
22:39Don't cry.
22:40Dum, dum, dum, dum.
22:42Dum, dum, dum, dum.
22:44Dum, dum, dum, dum.
22:45Dum, dum, dum.
22:47Thank you so much, ladies.
22:48So, the original plan that I canceled, we're sticking with it.
22:52Should have done that from the start.
22:52By original plan, you mean like the low-bo-lie as well?
22:56Yeah.
22:57Uh, I mean, are you sure that's a good idea after the whole cows and the highway thing?
23:01Well, Jealousy said he'll get the money, and he asked me to trust him, and that's what I'll do.
23:04Hmm.
23:05The last time Sue asked me to trust him, he revealed Prince's gender in front of everyone, even after making a pinky promise.
23:12Mm-mm.
23:13Oh.
23:13I have had some very traumatic Christmases.
23:16Oh, my God.
23:17Okay, but Jealousy said he'll pull through for me, and I know he will.
23:20What's his plan?
23:23I don't know his plan, but I know my man.
23:25Oh, isn't your man in some reality show where he can win a Camille?
23:29Uh, yeah, but the plan is only next week.
23:32And clearly he needs the money now, so yeah, tricky.
23:38You're right.
23:40You're right.
23:42He just needs a win.
23:44Uh, wait, what now?
23:46He just needs a win, and everything will be perfect.
23:49Where are you going?
23:49Hey, look, let's not to let up his whole thing, okay?
23:51Excuse me, I don't appreciate your tone.
23:55Or are you making my name a verb?
23:57I have a plan.
23:59She's gonna select her this whole situation, isn't she?
24:02Uh, the dress.
24:05What?
24:06Help me with the dress.
24:07Oh, the dress.
24:08Help me.
24:08We're the bridesmaid.
24:09Yeah, hang on.
24:10Sister, please, please, the dress.
24:12Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God.
24:21Too late.
24:23Too late.
24:24Too late.
24:24Too late.
24:25Too late.
24:27Too late.
24:31Too late.
24:35I can't take on you to the same year.
24:41My man said why ain't no...
24:44Hey, child.
24:46What are you doing here?
24:48Hey, I've been texting you all night.
24:50Dad, you didn't answer.
24:53Hey, Dad, listen here.
24:55The waiting is back on, including my Lobala.
24:58And if I can, I'd like to host it here tomorrow.
25:01I did see all your messages and I chose to ignore them.
25:08Wait.
25:10Dad, are you drunk?
25:11Am I drunk?
25:12Am I drunk?
25:17I'm sober as a judge.
25:26If I may, Dad.
25:27Um, I don't think the way you're dealing with this is right.
25:35So Lange already told me everything.
25:37Whoa.
25:38Lange.
25:39That boy loves to gossip.
25:41But then again, like son, like mother.
25:43Oh, wait.
25:46That didn't sound right.
25:47Yeah, it didn't.
25:49Listen, um, tomorrow people will be coming here.
25:54Uncles and aunt at the gate.
25:58My child, I'm not about to kill that man.
26:00Another chance to come back here.
26:02Hey, that's fine.
26:03We don't even have to invite him.
26:05We can just stick to the original plan.
26:09No.
26:11No?
26:13Oh, I will never hear the end of it.
26:19Martin Zana, it's time to rise up and be a hero.
26:24Okay.
26:25Let me get you some coffee.
26:28Give me the glass.
26:30Let go.
26:30Listen, my child.
26:33You know, you know, you deserve to have things done the right way.
26:43This level of yours will happen tomorrow.
26:46Really?
26:47Of course.
26:49Thank you, Dad.
26:51Two conditions.
26:54Anything.
26:55One, Gahiso must bring money.
26:59Deal.
27:00What's the second one?
27:02Two.
27:02Mm-hmm.
27:04You?
27:04It's then Cade in the morning.
27:06I know it's short notice, guys, but Zulega's dad says out of respect for culture and also her late grandmother, the negotiations have to happen at their home.
27:14Hold on.
27:14Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
27:18How do I have things to do?
27:19How do I have things to do?
27:20I'm going to have to agree with the Tzana's here.
27:22You see?
27:23So, Loyola will be there.
27:24What did you say?
27:25What?
27:26Uh, how should I know?
27:28Oh, they're going to be our relatives.
27:30We need to get to know each other better.
27:33For goodness, Kakiso, I listening to yourself.
27:35They're giving us less than 24 hours to get ready for this.
27:38You see the cosas now?
27:40There's an old short notice, but the wedding is in two days.
27:42What?
27:42Everybody flies down tomorrow morning and we come back in the evening.
27:45Oh, wow, this is a disaster waiting to happen.
27:47It won't be a disaster if you keep it short, Auntie, in and out.
27:50Simple.
27:51Oh, so quickly.
27:52What?
27:53Don't forget, that chicken is still running loose somewhere out there.
27:56Stop being silly.
27:57We need to make sure everything goes smoothly.
27:59Kucho.
28:00Serious.
28:00We're coming.
28:02No ways.
28:03You are not allowed to be there.
28:05Godfrey, for moral support.
28:07Mm-hmm.
28:09And that we includes me.
28:11I'm coming.
28:12That's a little.
28:13Like Papa said, it's for moral support.
28:16Well, I guess no one needs me, so I can stay.
28:18Look, I know you very well, teenagers.
28:19And what you really get up to when your parents are not allowed.
28:22Oh, okay.
28:22Can Mahoto come then?
28:23Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
28:24No, no, no, no.
28:25Now, you see, now, the whole point is to keep this thing as small as possible.
28:28I'm only going because Zulega wants to do a photo shoot.
28:30afterwards.
28:31I'm begging you, please.
28:32Mm-hmm.
28:33As a family, have we learned nothing?
28:35Come on, Paturiz.
28:36You want to learn the hard way, huh?
28:40Okay, fine.
28:41You can stay.
28:42But I'm going to make sure Memeiki babysits you and guards you.
28:45Memeiki?
28:46Yes.
28:46Memeiki.
28:48All right.
28:50Let's do this.
28:52Here you go, Kahiso.
28:53Here you go, Katli.
28:55This is Tosa Lobola for dummies.
28:59Here you go.
28:59No, not for you.
29:01Use it properly.
29:02What are you doing?
29:03Give me that.
29:03What are you doing?
29:04Give me that.
29:04Hey, hey.
29:05Hey, you do well to remember that Kahiso is my nephew, okay?
29:09And I'm going to be his chief, Mekoshita.
29:12Nonsense.
29:12What do you mean?
29:14Yes!
29:15That's what I'm talking about.
29:16Go to hell, people touch.
29:18And then?
29:18What's happening?
29:20Ah, talk amongst yourselves, as you were.
29:23Hi.
29:23My sister, can you drop me off at my warehouse?
29:26I need to get a few bottles for the negotiations.
29:28Where's your car?
29:29Huh?
29:30Your car?
29:31Okay, it's a long story.
29:32Let's go, Katejo.
29:33Uh-huh.
29:33Kahiso.
29:35The money?
29:36Money.
29:36Ah, Dad, it's sorted.
29:37It's fine.
29:38Goodness gracious.
29:39Wow, guys, it's so nice to see where you grew up.
30:04Wait until you see the house.
30:06It's fine.
30:06It's fine.
30:06Wow, guys, it's so nice to see where you grew up.
30:08Wait until you see the house.
30:09Hey, hey, hey, what does the house look like this?
30:21The yard hasn't been tended to.
30:23My goodness, it's like no one lives here.
30:26Mm, yo.
30:28Guys, wait.
30:29Are you sure we are not at the wrong house here?
30:32If you ignore that, it's really beautiful.
30:37Oh, wow.
30:39You remember where your home is?
30:41You?
30:42I can't believe it.
30:44Hey, after all the bad treatment I got from you in Johannesburg, do you think you'll succeed
30:49without my help now?
30:51Your lives will come to nothing, just like this water.
30:55Uh, dad, we're not here to fight.
30:58We're just here for my daughter's lobola for the sake of culture and for the sake of mom.
31:04No ways.
31:06It's fine.
31:06If you do not want to be a part of this, these negotiations, I'll lead them myself.
31:11Oh, never, over my dead body will that happen.
31:17That will never happen.
31:19Never.
31:22You know what?
31:23Look at it this way, okay?
31:25The greatest idea was for us not to come with the camera crew shooting a reality special.
31:29Let's just get this over and done with, so that I can focus on my real wedding.
31:34Let's get our bags.
31:35Tires on the roof.
32:05So you're telling me that Martin is living the high life with money in Joburg and all?
32:10But he can't paint his father's house?
32:13Okay, okay, can we focus, guys?
32:15Can you please just focus?
32:16The wedding is tomorrow.
32:18Eyes on the prize, please.
32:19Are you sure we're not lost?
32:20Huh?
32:21Oh, there's that boy.
32:22Oh, there he is.
32:23Let's go.
32:23Yes, that's him.
32:25Hello, people.
32:26Hi.
32:26Hi.
32:28As dads honors, we have made a decision amongst ourselves that we are going to set up a
32:35tent for the non-delegates to sit down while we are conducting the negotiations.
32:41Uh, where is the tent?
32:42The tent, it's over there.
32:44It's down the road, at the very end of the road.
32:47Another thing.
32:48My grandfather is fuming inside here.
32:51Angry.
32:51Angry.
32:52The audacity of coming here with people who are not part of the delegation.
32:57I told you, it was in the book.
33:06Liolo.
33:07We'll take the non-delegates to go to the tent.
33:10Hi.
33:10Morning.
33:11Hello.
33:12Hello.
33:14Lead the way.
33:15And now, what's with the hammer?
33:18Uh, let's go.
33:19Let's go, puppy.
33:20Hey.
33:21No, no, no.
33:22Hey, hey.
33:23And you now?
33:23Excuse me.
33:24Why are you going?
33:24I'm just fetching the hammer.
33:25What are you what for?
33:26Are you a handyman?
33:27You are part of the choir with armor and your ring.
33:30That's all right.
33:31I'll be at the lodge.
33:31All right, my boy.
33:36We did not slutter the chicken.
33:38Okay, tell me.
33:39Has God ever disappointed us, hmm?
33:41Why don't we leave everything in the hands of God?
33:44But maybe God also needs a little help sometimes.
33:47Because how does bad luck keep happening to us until now?
33:50Hmm?
33:53What now?
33:55What now, Memeiki?
33:58Did Ompile bring a boyfriend?
33:59Mom, it's a video call.
34:02Oh, Ompile!
34:04You stole Memeiki's phone.
34:06This is your fault.
34:08Memeiki is cramping my style.
34:10She won't even let me go out the house, Mama.
34:12Ompile!
34:12Good.
34:13This is for your own good.
34:14Is this about the curse?
34:15Ompile, haven't you seen my phone?
34:17How did you know about the curse?
34:18It's all you've been talking about since that highway thing.
34:22Plus, Memeiki told me that you bought the chicken from her.
34:25You see?
34:26That's why I've never liked that woman.
34:28Mama.
34:29Mama.
34:29There's no curse.
34:31It's just the two of you blaming everyone but yourselves.
34:33Ha, ha, ha, ha.
34:34If you really cared, you'd know that Gatleko is actually hurting
34:38and she's covering it up with this weird whole face
34:40and Gahiso is deep and dead because of you and your waiting demands
34:43and I am going through...
34:45Ompile, who do you think you are raising your voice at us like that?
34:48You see?
34:49You're not listening to me.
34:52What?
34:52Did she drop the call?
34:54Huh?
34:55And then?
34:57Whole face and that?
35:00Hey, I...
35:01Uh...
35:03You who ate the cattle while it was running with the crown!
35:15Aham!
35:16Yee-haw!
35:18Hey, man, stop it.
35:21Wow, I'm sorry.
35:23Uh-uh, my job here is done.
35:25Yay, sir!
35:26Do us all a favor and spare us the performance.
35:28Let's get to the point.
35:30We as the family they call the Patudis.
35:35We are here today all together to, uh, to represent our son,
35:42Gahiso Patudi,
35:44who has shown interest in your daughter.
35:48What's the name of this daughter you speak of?
35:50Zulaka Wilfred.
35:51Uh-huh.
35:51Zan.
35:52Uh, sir?
35:56Yeah.
35:59Yeah.
36:01Aye, we acknowledge you here,
36:04but you must know
36:05that there will be a fine
36:07for every mistake.
36:09We'll be starting with this alcohol you've brought,
36:11which is very cheap.
36:12Cheap.
36:13Cheap.
36:14Is that nail polish you try to use for house paint? That's cheap.
36:19Uh, sir?
36:20Sir.
36:21During Lobola, we don't talk to women.
36:23I'm going in. I practically raised that boy, man.
36:26You've come to insult us!
36:27Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Forgive us, Mr. Tzana.
36:31You know, right, how women can be.
36:34Eh, elders, I offer greetings once again.
36:37Uh, we know it's not customary for females to be present when we're having negotiations.
36:42Shh, but we ask that, just this once, you will do things differently, and that she'll be allowed.
36:50Because, uh, our intentions here are really, uh, for our families, uh, to unite.
36:59To unite.
37:00I can say that you have found your sense of respect now at last.
37:05Uh, but you should have told us in advance that you'll be bringing her a woman.
37:10And for that, if I...
37:12Ah, uh, another fine.
37:16All right.
37:17It's the rules.
37:23Mom, I want to apologize.
37:28It's taken me such a long time to come here and visit your final resting place.
37:34I really am so very sorry, Mom.
37:38My goodness.
37:39Hey, young man.
37:40Are you committing witchcraft over here?
37:42Oh, yeah.
37:42There you go.
37:43Dad, dad, wait.
37:45What are you doing here, mister?
37:46I came here to visit my mother's grave.
37:49This is where she's buried.
37:50No, you're mistaken.
37:51How's that?
37:51You're mistaken.
37:52Actually, you're lost.
37:53This grave belongs to my mother.
37:55My father's wife.
37:58Look, if you want, I can help you look for it.
38:00Find the grave around here you're looking for, I could help you with that.
38:04But the grave here belongs to my mother, Rosalina Tzana.
38:12Rosalina Tzana?
38:13Yes, sir.
38:14The wife of Mzama Tzana?
38:15Yes.
38:18Hey, my son.
38:20The one who's mistaken here is you.
38:23Rosalina is alive and kicking.
38:25She's living the good life, boy.
38:26Okay.
38:30Isn't it bad luck for us to talk on the phone?
38:56I mean, at least this rain is a blessing.
38:58I just wanted to hear your voice, that's all.
39:01We did it, baby.
39:03Tomorrow, we are walking down the aisle.
39:06Well, technically, after today, you'll be Mrs. Zulega Patudi.
39:10Baby, I told you it would work out.
39:11I told you, right?
39:12Just trust me.
39:13That and the angel investor that came through last minute.
39:18How do you know about that?
39:20Hey, you know, um, I think I can hear voices outside.
39:29Zulega.
39:30I need to go.
39:30Zulega, how do you know about the investor?
39:36Okay.
39:37Don't freak out.
39:39But I just wanted to help.
39:41Okay, if you just give me a...
39:42Kageso.
39:44Kageso.
39:51Dammit.
39:52Zulega.
39:55Congratulations, girl.
39:58What's wrong, Mama?
39:59Um, I may have pretended to be an angel investor who may have given Kageso 200,000 to pay for today.
40:12Okay.
40:12Zulega, how much you guys pay by sinful seductions?
40:15Maybe I could just...
40:15Kasi, focus!
40:16Okay.
40:16We as the Patootis come into agreement with you, Zanas.
40:26That's all the Nobola.
40:28It's all the...
40:29Next, let's see how well you know your pride.
40:33Okay.
40:36Look.
40:40We choose that one.
40:41Ah, the one right there on the right-hand side.
40:44You in the purple blanket, reveal yourself.
40:46Ah, are you serious?
40:49Wow.
40:50No.
40:50That's not Zulega, is it?
40:53Yes, the fine.
40:55We've concluded that she's the one on the left.
40:59You in the blue blanket.
41:01My goodness.
41:03They don't know their pride.
41:05That's another fine.
41:06Another fine?
41:07Indeed.
41:08Zulega, my child, reveal yourself.
41:12Okay, reveal yourself.
41:13Come on.
41:14Reveal yourself.
41:15Don't be rude now.
41:16Zulega.
41:16It's all okay.
41:21Oh, goodness.
41:24That's not Zulega either.
41:25That's not her.
41:28Where is Zulega?
41:30She pulled a Zulega.
41:36No, I think they should refund us.
41:38No, I think they should do it.
41:39No, I think they should do it.
41:40No, I think they should do it.
41:41No, I think they should do it.
41:41No, I think they should do it.
41:42No, I think they should do it.
41:43No, I think they should do it.
41:43No, I think they should do it.
41:44No, I think they should do it.
41:45No, I think they should do it.
41:45No, I think they should do it.
41:46No, I think they should do it.
41:47No, I think they should do it.
41:47No, I think they should do it.
41:48No, I think they should do it.
41:49No, I think they should do it.
41:50No, I think they should do it.
41:51No, I think they should do it.
41:52No, I think they should do it.
41:53No, I think they should do it.
42:24Mommy, what are you cooking?
42:54Mommy, what are you cooking?
43:24Mommy, what are you cooking?
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