00:00This has cheese, right?
00:01No, no cheese.
00:03Hmm.
00:05Oh!
00:09Hey, goodnight, bro.
00:10Goodnight.
00:14Goodnight, bro.
00:19Who is that coming off the pick and roll there, boy?
00:23Oh, brother, who's that on the logo?
00:25Because Jordan never did that move.
00:27Woo-hoo.
00:28Woo-hoo.
00:29He never wore his cat's shoe.
00:32Hey, Jerry, stop.
00:33Don't put that car in the pool.
00:35Jerry.
00:36Slow down.
00:36Slow down.
00:37Slow down.
00:37Brake.
00:38Brake.
00:39Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:42Gah.
00:44Ah.
00:45Mr. Beast.
00:46Hey, everyone.
00:47It's Mr. Beast.
00:48Subscribe to Tray Jam, please.
00:50Mm-kay.
00:51Telling what we're going to see here.
00:53The pot of gold is not at the end of the rainbow, but the end of the ladder.
00:56The time will tell which one of these competitors get claiming.
00:59Well, they say that Los Angeles is the city of angels, but I don't see many choir boys here tonight.
01:12Go, do it, do it, do it.
01:14Hit the way for it.
01:14Hit the way.
01:15Oh.
01:25Yeah, you are.
01:27Hey.
01:28Hey?
01:28I can't sleep.
01:30I can.
01:30Good night.
01:31Remember, kings, get up to six to eight hours and sleep a night.
01:34Hey, let's, let's, let me tell you something.
01:42Let me tell you something.
01:43All right.
01:43Let me tell you something.
01:44Let me tell you something.
01:45Wait a minute.
01:48All right, to make a Snickle, all you need to do is hollow out one of your pickles, take
01:52your Snickers bar, place it right in there like that, fold the top over.
01:56If you're traveling with it, hit it with that rubber band, and then, delicious.
02:03And I always pre-make all my Snickers for a week, just take a three back for work, works
02:08great.
02:09A is for G is for G is for Tying this game.
02:16This is a game winning three situation.
02:23No.
02:26No.
02:30I get free food at the mall.
02:40To avoid straining your eyes while working, you should try the 20, 20, 20 rule, which is
02:44for every 20 minutes you work, then you look at something that's 20 feet away, then watch
02:49anime for 20 hours.
02:50This door genuinely sounds like a minion from Despicable Me.
03:09Hi, I'm a minion from Despicable.
03:18Oh!
03:19Did you just play some light jazz?
03:26Now, break and chip resistant.
03:28Okay?
03:29You need to throw it hard enough.
03:32Oh my god!
03:34Insert cash or select payment type.
03:42Macaroni salad.
03:46I see through you!
03:5312,000 majority here.
04:0412,000!
04:05It's now down to 5,000.
04:075,000!
04:08Some people think it won't happen again.
04:09It won't happen again!
04:10But he's up, apart from Sebastian, there goes Reginald, surfing the stairs.
04:18That's cool!
04:34Babe, are you hungry?
04:37Say yeah!
04:39Ha ha!
04:40That's awesome!
04:42Oh, you froze!
04:43Great!
04:44Bacon!
04:45Bacon!
04:46Bacon!
04:47You haven't got the time on ya, love ya!
04:555 past 1!
04:57Cheers!
04:58You guys know all the giga chat thing?
05:05This?
05:06I'm going to try it.
05:073, 2...
05:08This is a pretty good picture of you, Big Mike.
05:12Thanks.
05:14It's hard not to feel personally attacked when a girl jumps to telling you she already has a boyfriend.
05:20Oops.
05:21Here, let me get that for you.
05:23Oh, my boyfriend will get that for me.
05:25Uh, okay.
05:27They said you look like Paw Patrol.
05:31How you feel?
05:32I said I look like Paw Patrol.
05:35My girl.
05:38You don't look bad, you look cute.
05:43Don't let them fool you.
05:45Don't get mad at me.
05:46You look cute.
05:47I bet I look like Chris Pratt.
05:50What?
05:52Oh, my God.
05:54Hey, yo, Vern, when you were a kid, did you ever blow bubbles?
06:00Yeah.
06:01Well, he's back in town.
06:02I heard he's looking for you.
06:04Let's see.
06:05Let's see.
06:06The sun shining through the clouds.
06:07These cumulus clouds.
06:08It's unmistakable.
06:09This, my friends, is the Czech Republic.
06:10It is, in fact, Prague.
06:13Okay, double-click on my computer.
06:14I can't see your computer.
06:27No, no, click on my computer on your computer.
06:30Okay, double click on my computer.
06:32I can't see your computer.
06:33No, no.
06:34Click on my computer on your computer.
06:36How can I click on your computer from my computer?
06:38There is an icon labeled my computer on your computer.
06:41Double click on your computer.
06:43Which icon do I have to click?
06:44My computer.
06:45Tell me where do you live?
06:46I go to your house to click on your computer.
06:48Oh my god.
06:48I am a fighter and not a quitter.
06:52I am resigning.
06:55We show up to work this morning.
06:58And someone painted one of our cones.
07:00Like Patrick.
07:30What is that?
07:36What is that?
07:37It's a French athlete.
07:39Amdoony, yep.
07:39So this is a water station.
07:41There's plenty of them.
07:41Is that?
07:46Oh, dude.
07:49That's so mean.
07:53That's mean.
07:54Not nice.
07:55Ow!
07:56Favorite pizza topping?
07:58Ham, pineapple, mushrooms, and onions.
08:01You put that on a pizza.
08:04It's gone.
08:07Go, Rob.
08:08Go, Rob.
08:09Go.
08:11100 bucks.
08:13Rob, go.
08:15No.
08:17Oh!
08:19That's sick, bro.
08:21No way.
08:22Paul.
08:24Paul.
08:25Paul, wake up.
08:25It's time to go to school.
08:27Come on.
08:27I don't want to spend $400,000 for a car.
08:48So I'm like, hey, man, how much is this?
08:51Nah.
08:51How much is this?
08:52So finally the old guy says, yo, man, you asked about all these cars.
08:56Can you afford them?
08:58So I buy three.
09:01That one, that one, and that, and I want them dropped off.
09:03Move the seat back today, I want them dropped off.
09:04So I got three Roy's Roasters that never dropped.
09:06So they go another million.
09:22His feet are in the ground.
09:26Look.
09:28Look.
09:31Oh, my God.
09:34I'm so loud.
09:39Oh, my God.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:46Oh, my God.
09:48Oh, my God.
09:48Oh, my God.
09:49Oh, my God.
09:52You're going to say something?
10:00Okay.
10:09...by the marshals that...
10:11It's well behaved in the moment, isn't it?
10:13Yes, it is, isn't it?
10:14...by the marshals that there's debris on the circuit.
10:18Now, you're going to have to watch this thing
10:19because it'll go straight through in this right hand.
10:21Be careful, John Bauer. Be careful, Stephen Ellery.
10:24No, he's going to miss Ellery.
10:25Oh, look at that. How about that?
10:26Beautiful timing.
10:28Oh, now it's going to go straight.
10:29Oh, over the tires.
10:30Oh, oh, oh.
10:49Thanks for 70K.
10:50Okay. I'm going to go jogging with my ankle weights on now.
10:56Not much happening here.
10:58Here, pour some water behind me.
11:00Okay.
11:01Give me some water.
11:07Now it...
11:08Oh, oh, oh!
11:08There we go!
11:09Excuse me.
11:24Can you stop?
11:26Nugget, where are you?
11:40Nugget!
11:41Stop eating the toilet paper!
11:44Hey!
11:46Hello!
11:47Can you stop eating the toilet paper?
11:49It's not yours.
11:50Yeah, you need to stop.
11:52Can you stop?
11:52No?
11:53No?
11:53Okay.
11:55Huh.
11:57Huh.
11:59Well, that's a big bird.
12:02Oi!
12:02Get it!
12:03Hey Ryan!
12:16Yo!
12:22Yo!
12:26They not playing with him.
12:29That's a tank!
12:30Hey Ryan.
12:31Yep.
12:31Do you ever think...
12:32No.
12:32By the way, I heard you do a terrible owl impression.
12:35Where?
12:36How that is bad.
12:38What?
12:39Why?
12:40How?
12:41And that other one.
12:46Oh
13:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
13:28Excuse me.
13:29I was just wondering.
13:30Is that a Starbucks cake pop?
13:33Cake pop.
13:34Boop.
13:35Oh, oh, oh, oh.
13:46hmm
14:01Hey name
14:03Okay what would you like me to call you ?
14:05H A H A H A H A H H A H A H H A H H
14:08A few moments later
14:13a H A H A H A H A H A H H A
14:16From now on, I'll call you the...
14:30Okay?
14:46I'll call you the...
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