00:00Like I just got done and then
00:04Okay, that's that's not supposed to
00:07I know what's wrong with it. It ain't got no gas in it
00:14God, careful, please
00:21Wait, are they healing balloons?
00:23I told you, the car's not in balloons
00:24It's too late
00:25I will blow
00:30It's alright mate
00:34What's the name of this code?
00:36You can't park this, huh?
00:37I know I can't park this
00:38I'm Jesus Christ
00:52Oh!
00:53Mr. Beast!
00:55Hey everyone, it's Mr. Beast
00:57Subscribe to Trey Jam please, okay?
01:00Oh, Roland, where are you going?
01:02Dude, some guy said there was candy in here
01:04No, Roland!
01:06I thought I was doing a pretty good job
01:08If you're Patrick, then who's that?
01:10Hey guys, it's me, Flying Gorilla
01:12From my new app on the App Store, Flying Gorilla
01:14It's a free download, so I hope you check it out
01:17And I hope you
01:18What can you eat to help you make you feel better?
01:21Bananas
01:22Yeah, why bananas?
01:23Monkeys never collapse
01:25You know, monkeys never collapse
01:28B-
01:30Because monkey everyday
01:31No
01:32Cloud deck out there now that hopefully we can get
01:34Ohhhh
01:35God, I love you so much
01:37BANG
01:38BANG
01:39BANG
01:40BANG
01:41BANG
01:42BANG
01:43BANG
01:44I just wanna let you gentlemen know that the patch notes for Earth just came out today
01:48They've deleted the sun
01:50And the sky
01:52And they turned down the render distance
01:56Bro
01:59It's two megabytes
02:01Yo, what's up man
02:02Oh
02:03Come on
02:04Yo, he's gonna make it out
02:05Come on, you got it
02:06You got it
02:07Oh yeah
02:08Let's go, free the bag
02:09Let's go
02:10Yeah
02:11God
02:12What
02:13English word has a double E except for the words meat and tree
02:18Cheese
02:19Cheese
02:20Sir, where's the candy?
02:21So, if you're not at work today or you're working from home, you may be wondering, what day is it?
02:41Todd has the answer for us
02:43It's Monday
02:45It's Monday
02:50Give me a boom boom pow
02:535
02:546
02:557
02:568
02:57Boom boom
03:01Oh my god focus
03:03What?
03:04Why you got so many weights?
03:06Oh my God, here they come!
03:21they come
03:27they come
03:32don't sleep
03:34so one of my glasses glass one of my glasses glasses did fall out but we are on the right
03:42track we are getting back in see i need a leg all right can i get uh how much is the fresh chicken
03:51sheesh the chicken sheesh sheesh i do believe he was wearing a white t-shirt and blue jeans
04:00whenever he took off
04:01what is the use of this roof hold this roof protecting this one
04:23i really love your shoes oh my god thank you i actually
04:28hello this is my presentation what is blackophobia
04:47what am i doing with my life
04:55i'm alive i'm alive
04:59we're not going to put our mouth right on the bag what happens there as we blow in
05:13surrounding air is pulled in as well one big breath
05:17yeah i'm okay thank you one person
05:33yo bro what arena you in bro what's your deck looking like actually
05:39man let me see this deck bro 1v1v right now bro
05:42aromatherapy
05:51yes i's fresh new car
05:53brudda
05:54brudda
05:55ahhh what have they done
06:00you can always tell how good somebody's doing in life by how fat it is
06:03life is good baby
06:05life is good baby
06:06life is good baby
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06:36life is good baby
06:37life is good baby
06:38life is good baby
06:39Did someone put a bucket over your head too?
06:47Excuse me sir, this fell off.
06:49Bro.
06:57Swing the ear.
06:58Yeah!
07:09Stop jumping on my sweater!
07:22Hi, my name is...
07:23AHHHHH!
07:24Instead, I'm 17 years old, I am very similar to you.
07:28Did I mention to you that I'm...
07:30AHHHHH!
07:32Okay, one moment.
07:46Can you stop tapping the machine?
07:47Um, there's a big spider in your machine.
07:49Oh.
07:55Don't play, don't play.
08:02No.
08:15Trick or treat!
08:18You want some candy?
08:19That's not even a scary costume.
08:21OH MY GOD!
08:22On these glasses, it'll enter the world of the game.
08:25Oh my god!
08:26Is that the spider?
08:27It's the spider?
08:28No.
08:29I don't wanna get it!
08:30Oh my god!
08:31Okay, well I won't be doing any of that, but thank you so much!
08:36Thank-
08:38Spider-man!
08:40There you go!
08:41Did this spider do backflip?
08:44AHHH!
08:45AHH!
08:46AHHH!
08:47AHHH!
08:48AHHH!
08:49AHHH!
08:50AHH!
08:51AHHH!
08:52AHHH!
08:53AHHH!
08:54Yeah.
08:55Oh my god.
08:56Oh my god.
08:57Murder.
08:57Ah.
08:59Ah.
09:01Ah.
09:02Ah.
09:10Ah.
09:11Ah.
09:21Oh
09:51Oh
09:59Bro last night somebody literally broke into my car and stole all of my headrests like how do you have to like how am I supposed to drive without a headrest just like
10:07Whoa this I knew it. I knew it all you see that makes so much sense
10:21I
10:26Made this about a year ago, and it's a fully functional computer mouse, but it has a sliding keyboard
10:30It has a microcomputer inside of it a fold-out screen and you can play Minecraft on it
10:41If you're happy and you know it say I will
10:44If you're happy and you know it say I will
10:47Oh
10:49If you're happy and you know it then your ears will surely show it if you're happy and you know it say I will
11:08Hey, no
11:11No
11:13No, no
11:17Oh
11:19Yoda
11:21Yes
11:23Master I need to ask you a question
11:26Yes, my Padawan a question you may ask answer carefully is anime real
11:32No
11:35Destroy the ship I didn't mean it Yoda
11:38Bring it on
11:40Yoda I want to
11:42He's a really good picture of me
11:44He's right there. He's right there. Go just get him. He's doing it in your house. Wait, that looks a lot like that house. What?
11:48Oh my
11:50Guys, it's 3.50 in the morning. We're about to make some spaghetti. We gotta be really quiet. Logan pass me the bullet
11:56Hey, so I think this could
11:58This is where I failed my driving test for parking too close to the wall. Wait, really? Well hopefully pass next time and I'm sure you didn't even park close to the wall
12:03Sometimes those instructors really like to over his adjunct
12:05How strong is your handbrake?
12:07Just two guys enjoying the swans what's better than this man?
12:09Can't beat it
12:11Can't beat it
12:13We gotta figure out how to talk to one minute
12:15I was just thinking like this is getting ridiculous
12:17Yeah, I don't really want to be doing this with you
12:19This is too romantic
12:21I mean we wanted to kiss me
12:23I think this is too romantic
12:25I mean we wanted to kiss us
12:26I think this is where I think this is where I think this is where I failed my driving test for parking too close to the wall
12:29Wait, really? Well, hopefully pass next time
12:31And I'm sure you didn't even park close to the wall
12:33Sometimes those instructors really like to over his adjunct
12:35How strong is your handbrake?
12:37This is too romantic
12:39I mean if we wanted to kiss we could but
12:49Chosen one
12:53Oh my god, it's Katy Perry
12:55Do you ever feel
12:57Link a plastic bag
12:59Ripped in through the wind
13:01Wanting to start again
13:03I was like this is fine, but where's the
13:05Wait, look at that
13:07Look at that
13:09This dude made me a grilled
13:11I was so distracted
13:13Wait, wait, wait, wait
13:15Yo, you made me four pieces of toast
13:17Did I really do that?
13:19Thank you
13:21That's such a good tone
13:23This is really good
13:25You nailed it
13:27There's a snake in my boots
13:41There's a snake in my boots
13:43That's a great thing
13:45You can do that
13:47I feel like a little ghost
13:49You can do that
13:51I feel like a tree
13:53I feel like an tree
13:55That's a snake in my boots
13:57I feel like a tree
13:59I felt like a tree
14:01This is really annoying
14:03I feel like something
14:05This is a snake in my ear
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