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00:00I'm a queen!
00:03Six queens, one exotic destination,
00:07all under one roof for one whole week.
00:12What could go wrong?
00:15Each queen will reign as a cruise director for a day.
00:18I'm ready to take this day by the bones.
00:23Keeping all these hoes entertained from morning till night.
00:30It all culminates with one sickening performance for the locals.
00:35This ain't no vacation, hunties.
00:38It's a slaycation.
00:41I'm a queen!
00:43Good morning, queens. Are you ready to slay?
01:01Baby! The alarm is going off!
01:04Now usually I'll be upset about this fucking alarm,
01:08but it is my day.
01:09I'm the cruise director.
01:11Let's get to the picture.
01:12Time to get up!
01:13Get up! Get up!
01:14Get up! Get up!
01:15Get up! Get up!
01:17Get up! Get up!
01:18Get up! Get up!
01:19Shut up!
01:20Baby, wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
01:22It's time to go!
01:23Oh, God!
01:24Baby, I am still the struggle bus to get up, bitch.
01:28Get up! It's my day!
01:30Get up! It's my day!
01:31My girl came in my room, jumped on my bed,
01:33shook a little ass, got me awake.
01:35Come on, bitch!
01:36Yes!
01:37Wake it up! Wake it up!
01:38Wake it up!
01:39Candy is what I call a drag queen party favor.
01:42Let's go!
01:43Girl, here she go.
01:44Now, I know Candy, and she's a girl that can get down.
01:48Not calling her, like, a bitch, a slut, a whore,
01:51or anything like that, but the girl has a good time.
01:54Come on, bitches!
01:55I'll be damned if a bitch is bored on Candy Misha's day.
02:00Where's Miss Boa?
02:05I'm just laying there thinking about my conversation
02:08with the girls last night.
02:10Part of my recovery when I went into my program
02:14to quit drugs and alcohol, I found out I had HIV,
02:17and here I am, newly sober,
02:20and I don't really know what to do with myself
02:23because I can't do to drugs and alcohol.
02:25And...
02:26I just want to say something.
02:29I didn't even know this.
02:31And, like, you're too...
02:32You're too our sister.
02:34I'm so sorry.
02:37You put you in either way how I did.
02:40And that's really strong for you to say.
02:42No, honestly, I'm really sorry.
02:44I feel like it was heavy,
02:47but I feel like a weight has been lifted off my chest.
02:50I'm just so proud of her for kind of openly telling the world.
02:55And that takes balls.
02:58That was, like, really real.
03:00They were intense.
03:01And that was brave.
03:02Yeah.
03:03Towards the end of the conversation,
03:04y'all kind of, like, made amends.
03:05Boa, I commend you, and honestly, I love you.
03:08Sometimes situations like this make you realize
03:10how, like, how short life really is.
03:12Holding grudges against people, like, and all that
03:14isn't really, like, you know?
03:16Like, why not try to build a relationship
03:19out of this experience going forward, you know?
03:22I just have my thoughts on that whole thing.
03:24I don't think that that being revealed
03:27should be the thing to make you have a change of heart about her.
03:30It's a thing that so many people face.
03:33I don't think...
03:34I feel like things like that kind of just perpetuates
03:36the whole stigma around it.
03:38True.
03:39Because it makes her seem like...
03:40I feel like it's now, like, a sympathy friend.
03:42Where it's like, oh, no, I'm gonna be your friend
03:44because you have this ailment against you.
03:47It's like, I feel like that's kind of just, like, what's the...
03:49Like, you can still dislike her.
03:51Oh, yeah.
03:52It's just...
03:53No, I get what you say for sure.
03:54That should be the cause of you liking her.
03:56It's like, now you feel bad, you know?
03:58No, for sure.
03:59Because she's just like anybody else.
04:00But it was...
04:01It was a beautiful moment last night.
04:02It was.
04:03Yeah.
04:04Like, I was emotional.
04:05We need to realize through that, like...
04:07Like, ATV is not, like, a death sentence, you know what I mean?
04:09Like, that was, like...
04:10Right.
04:11A long time ago, like, I have so much friends that, like,
04:13they live normal lives, like, they're healthy.
04:16I just felt like all of yesterday,
04:19we bonded a lot more than we have already
04:23and I think that can only be for the good, right?
04:26Yeah.
04:27Yeah.
04:28I agree.
04:29Good morning.
04:30Hi, girls.
04:31How are we?
04:32Yes.
04:33You've got to do a turn.
04:34How are you feeling?
04:35Good.
04:36I'm feeling amazing.
04:37How are you guys feeling?
04:38Good.
04:39We're doing well.
04:40We're feeling like Boa Day was a day of rest and success, baby.
04:43Yes, baby.
04:44And it wasn't even Sunday, bitch.
04:45How are you feeling?
04:46I'm feeling great.
04:47And I'm feeling, like, closer to all you guys.
04:49So thank you again for being so into yesterday,
04:53in tune with yourselves, and being open-minded about it.
04:56Honestly, I'm growing close to this group
04:58and I'm really glad I'm able to share with you guys
05:00and feel comfortable and consider you guys a new set of friends.
05:04Yes.
05:05Absolutely.
05:06All right.
05:07Enough with the emotional shit, mama.
05:09Let's get this day started.
05:11Oh, it's candy day.
05:12I'm a crazy-ass bitch, which means we are in for some crazy-ass activities.
05:17Do you want to know what we're going to do?
05:18Tell us!
05:19Ah!
05:20Knowing candy, it'll involve alcohol, some classy drugs, and a good time.
05:27We're going to go axe-throwing.
05:29Axe.
05:30Oh, my God, bitch.
05:31Like, axe.
05:32We're going to be doing axe.
05:33At each other.
05:34If you want to.
05:35Oh.
05:36Fuck me.
05:39My gay-ass axe-throwing.
05:43I'd rather show you my axe wound.
05:46And yes, that's a vagina joke.
05:48Let's go get dressed.
05:49Let's go get ready.
05:50And I'll meet you in a few minutes.
05:52Ready, axe?
05:53All right!
05:54Woo!
05:55That's TV!
05:56Now, I'm hoping that one of the girls slips up on the steaks
05:59and hits the other girl with an axe.
06:01Oh, let's do this.
06:06I've never been axe-throwing.
06:09However, I've never pole danced, and I won that.
06:13I've never ice-kated, and I won that.
06:18And I have built a snowman, and I am known for having stunning passion,
06:21so that wasn't surprising.
06:22So, maybe I'll win this little axe-throwing thing and get my fourth little sash.
06:29No.
06:31No.
06:32No.
06:35Maybe.
06:36Let's go!
06:37Let's go!
06:38Let's go!
06:39Let's go!
06:40Let's go, bitch!
06:41We got some ass to throw!
06:45First of all, I want everyone to say hi to the little Miss Tiara!
06:48Hi, Tiara!
06:49This is my girl.
06:50I am the cruise director today.
06:52Um, however, she collapsed, so she's not going on.
06:55But she will be here, so respect her.
06:57Thank you very much.
06:58Yes, respectfully.
06:59Now, are we excited?
07:00Yes.
07:01I'm so excited!
07:02Candy, I know this is your day, girl.
07:05Girl.
07:06Are we going to have some tequila?
07:07Ooh!
07:08Maybe!
07:09Ooh!
07:10No, with the axes, though.
07:11What?
07:12Bitch!
07:13Are we fine?
07:14Maybe.
07:15Oh, my God.
07:16Has anybody thrown axes before?
07:18No.
07:19No.
07:20For legal reasons, I can't see whether I have or haven't.
07:23It's a very manly sport, but today the girls will play.
07:26Well, girls.
07:27Well, girls.
07:28Well, girls.
07:29We shall play.
07:34We're here.
07:35We're ready for the day.
07:36We're ready for the day.
07:37Girl, so we are going to throw some axes.
07:41We get to the venue, and it looks just like the barn that Candy was raised in.
07:47Ooh, that is comfy.
07:49Hi, ladies.
07:50Hi.
07:51Hi.
07:52Hi.
07:53Welcome to Axe Blue Mountain.
07:54I love the plot.
07:55The ladies always do.
07:56Right?
07:57Ooh.
07:58Batman is fine and thick like the brawny paper towel.
08:01I am just like, clean up all this mess that I am in my life.
08:06These.
08:07Have you thrown axes?
08:08No.
08:09Have you slayed queens before?
08:10Yeah!
08:11Yeah!
08:12Slayed a whole season, all the...
08:14I've made my decision.
08:19The UK's next drag race superstar is...
08:27Lawrence Chaney.
08:28Yay!
08:34Condragulations, Lawrence.
08:37Who's ready for the purple ring?
08:40Yay!
08:42Cloak that tea.
08:44All right, before we get to Axe, we're going to have a little treat for you guys.
08:47I'm sure you love tequila.
08:49I told you.
08:54Cheers, queers.
08:56Head back.
08:57To love, to owner.
08:59If you can't come in her, come owner.
09:02That was a real tequila, too.
09:08So, here's your axe you'll be using.
09:10I'll give you the black shaft with the red tip.
09:14Oh.
09:15Oh, yeah.
09:16Okay.
09:17You want to grip the shaft with two hands.
09:18Oh, yeah.
09:21You want to start from the black line.
09:22Take a step in.
09:25Round of six.
09:26Well, five and a half.
09:29So, next will be your turn.
09:30Ha-ha!
09:31Listen, I am so excited.
09:32I know the activities this week has been a little bit challenging.
09:35Oh, my God.
09:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:37You got it.
09:38You got it.
09:39You got it.
09:40You got it.
09:41You too scared?
09:42Girl!
09:43Do it again.
09:44Yes.
09:45You got to get a little sweet.
09:47You got to get a little sweet.
09:48No, no, no.
09:49That's hard.
09:50I think that this is up my alley, baby.
09:53Fuck.
09:54Stupid bitch.
09:55Fuck.
09:56Cunt.
09:57Bitch.
09:58It was getting close.
10:00Oh, you almost had it.
10:02I never thought that I would be some, like, world-class axe thrower.
10:07Girl, what the fuck?
10:08I don't know.
10:09I think mine is, like, broken or something.
10:11Axe throwing just is not my thing.
10:13Ew.
10:14This is so, like, masculine.
10:16Like, it's a little too, like, rough and, like, gritty.
10:20I just don't have that in these, like, delicate little hands and wrists and arms.
10:24I'm nobody's Viking, okay?
10:30I'm missing some and I'm hitting some.
10:35Woo!
10:37Woo!
10:41I'm not exactly hitting the bullseye,
10:43but I think I'm doing, like, okay.
10:50I...
10:51I don't like the boomerang effect that that one had.
10:53I am trying as hard as I can,
10:55but I don't seem to be getting the knack of it.
10:58I don't think I'm made out for throwing axes at things.
11:02Go Lawrence!
11:05Oh!
11:06Oh, you had that, though.
11:09All my ex-boyfriends will be very happy about that.
11:12You wanna try?
11:13Yes, well, hold on, hold on, hold on.
11:17Oh, it's the reveal!
11:24God.
11:26Fucking Carrie.
11:27Carrie's 60% silicone, but I'm praying for her.
11:31Carrie, how'd you feel?
11:32Violin?
11:33Good.
11:38Bullseye!
11:42Dangerous woman!
11:52Carrie's a maniac, though.
11:53Listen, I don't know if I was a serial killer in my past life,
11:56but every single time I throw this axe,
11:58it hits the bullseye, baby.
12:04Damn Carrie again!
12:07Bitch!
12:08Why is Carrie hitting the bullseye so much times?
12:12That's crazy!
12:14I'm actually kind of good.
12:15Okay.
12:16I'm very gagged by Carrie's axe-throwing.
12:18She's, like, doing a really amazing job,
12:20and axe-throwing is something that's, I guess you could say, masculine,
12:23and Carrie is so, so feminine.
12:26If you walk past her, it's like getting a shot of estrogen.
12:29But trans women can do it all.
12:32One more time.
12:34Carrie is a killer, girl.
12:35But, girl, Miss Candy, I thought the muse was going to be good.
12:42And...
12:46The muse is not doing too well.
12:48Clock that T.
12:51Oh!
12:52Ooh, I'm out!
12:53Mama, this axe and this wood, they sticking together.
12:59Why aren't you sticking?
13:00I think this board doesn't like me.
13:02The other bitches over here are having a good old time.
13:06Nice!
13:10Me?
13:15Just look away.
13:17Look away.
13:23I have a card.
13:24Come here, come here, babe.
13:26I'm a queen.
13:28Queen!
13:29I hope we've all had enough practice because we are putting a twist on the game.
13:35Bang, marry, and because we're queens.
13:38Slay!
13:40In each lane, there is a headshot of every one of us.
13:44First, put a condo on the queen you would bang.
13:48Oh, here we go.
13:49I'm gonna fuck Candy.
13:50Here we go.
13:51I'm gonna fuck Candy.
13:52Here we go.
13:54That's my girl.
13:55I mean, hello.
13:56We have seen all her nudes.
13:58I mean, now it's big.
14:01So, I'm gonna go over here.
14:0440 ounce down!
14:06If Candy's in the room, tag team her in because she can beer can her way through.
14:11I'll do Candy because she's local.
14:14Oh!
14:16Who am I gonna bang?
14:19Miss Muse, of course.
14:22Every bitch in here wants to bang me.
14:24And, of course, why wouldn't you?
14:26Hello?
14:27It's because she has a big dick.
14:30I'm gonna fuck Candy Colby.
14:32She turned me straight.
14:34I mean, she's already ready for it.
14:35Look at her titties.
14:36Candy's got me Candy and Ode.
14:37Um, full T is I'm absolutely not touching not one of you bitches.
14:43So, I'm not fucking none of you hoes.
14:46Period.
14:50Put a ring on the queen you would marry.
14:53Let's marry Laurence.
14:55Aww!
14:59Mwah!
15:00I am going to reciprocate my marriage with Jade or Shade or Hud.
15:04Shade or Hud Shirt.
15:05Here comes the bride.
15:09You're just, you're so good.
15:10The cooking.
15:12I'm going to marry...
15:17Miss Carrie Colby.
15:18I do.
15:19I knew that was coming.
15:20I had a feeling.
15:21I am going to marry Jada because we made up and I love you, my sister.
15:31I made up to my condo, baby.
15:32Isn't she beautiful?
15:33Not on my face, bitch.
15:37There we go.
15:40I'm going to marry Carrie.
15:42I think that the closet would be sickening.
15:45Sample sizes.
15:46I think I'm very much marriage material.
15:48I think I'm...
15:49You're my wife.
15:50Oh.
15:51Aw.
15:52I love being a late scene with you.
15:54And lastly, in your axe for the queen you would like to slay in this activity.
16:06The queen who lands their axe closest to their target will be the ultimate queen of slay.
16:13Bring me the axe.
16:14Okay, now it's time to slay this hoe.
16:16Love.
16:18Seems correct.
16:20Killer!
16:21Slay this hoe.
16:23Oh!
16:26Off with her head.
16:29You didn't hit me.
16:30It's called the closest to the queen.
16:32That was your close.
16:34I'm going to slay Carrie.
16:37It's for the closet.
16:38It's for the closet.
16:39I knew it.
16:40Slay her.
16:41Alright.
16:50Bitch, kill me hoe.
16:53This isn't on my side.
16:54I'm alive.
16:55I'm alive.
16:56She lives another day.
16:57She lives another day.
16:58She lives another day.
17:01I'm gonna kill...
17:04Lauren.
17:08Bitch.
17:09Okay.
17:11Okay, now you can't throw it while there's a camera in front of you.
17:13Yeah, I know.
17:14It's a reminder.
17:15Ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:18Ah!
17:19Ah!
17:22Chuck, Chuck, Chuck.
17:25It's time to start getting these points.
17:27I am pretty competitive and I want a sash, so I'm definitely gonna slay Lux.
17:31Oh!
17:33She's a maniac.
17:35Listen, Carrie, she's a killer.
17:38Slay queen!
17:40Oh!
17:49Are you freaking kidding me?
17:52Before Carrie was actually hitting the wood every single time.
18:01See how quick that table turns.
18:04Close, but no cigar.
18:06Who are we gonna slay?
18:09Boa, cause I had to make your bag yesterday.
18:12Oh my god.
18:13Yeah.
18:14What. The. Fuck.
18:16Look at how beautiful I look, you can.
18:18You do look gorgeous, but I'm probably going to miss.
18:21This is the one time you will get it, watch.
18:25Slay her.
18:26Oh my god.
18:27You fucking bitch.
18:29Yeah, yeah.
18:31Girl, what's your problem?
18:36Why me?
18:38I'm just a little baby.
18:40She dying, girl.
18:42She dying.
18:48Whoa.
18:50Miss Lawrence Channey, she won.
18:53Lawrence.
18:57I did it!
18:58I won!
19:00Who would've thought my faggot ass would've won an axe thrown thing?
19:05Am I technically a Canadian now?
19:07Is that me past my Canadian citizenship?
19:14Yay, thank you so much!
19:16Yay!
19:17Thank you coming, ladies.
19:18Had a great time.
19:19Bye!
19:20Bye!
19:21Bye!
19:23That was nuts!
19:24Way I love that.
19:25That was like fun as fuck, bitch.
19:27Candy, that was a great idea.
19:28That was good, right?
19:29That was such a good idea.
19:30And I'm not just saying that because I won.
19:35Look, bitch, I'm super excited.
19:36The girls are having a good old time, and I'm happy.
19:39Because it's the activity that I planned on my day.
19:42Congratulations, Lorraine!
19:43Yes!
19:45Seriously?
19:46You said, let me throw the axe.
19:47Let me throw the axe.
19:48Let me throw the axe.
19:49Yay!
19:50Plus, it was fun to see whoever wanted to kill Mary and May.
19:55Right.
19:57It was very interesting that I was the person that everybody wanted to kill the most.
20:02Interesting but not surprising.
20:04What the fuck?
20:06I said, I want to marry Lawrence, and Lawrence won't matter me.
20:08Aw.
20:09When are we doing it?
20:10Well, you never know.
20:11Maybe we'll do it on vacation.
20:12Tomorrow?
20:13Lux to stay?
20:14No.
20:15Today's about me.
20:16Today's about me.
20:17Not anybody else.
20:18Very much.
20:19Yeah.
20:20Fair enough.
20:21So, where to next, Candy Grove?
20:23Okay.
20:24So, our next activity, I'm so excited.
20:25I want to start the day off a little crazy with the axe.
20:28Okay.
20:29And now, there are animals involved.
20:32More animals?
20:34Girls, there's already five other animals in here.
20:36I'm just gonna say, girls, let's say.
20:37Woo!
20:38Woo!
20:39It's giving old McDonald how to farm.
20:42Give me E-I-E-I-O!
20:43Oh, I think we're here!
20:44Oh, we're here!
20:45Oh, we're here!
20:46Wigg!
20:47Wigg!
20:48The little ponies!
20:49I love horses.
20:50Everyone's adrenaline is pumped, and the blood is flowing, so I'm taking the girls' sleigh riding.
20:59This is crazy!
21:00Wow!
21:01Hi!
21:02Hi!
21:03How are you?
21:04Wow
21:08Welcome to Valley Ridge family farm. Oh my god
21:11On a board. We'll go for a ride. Oh my god. I'm on the end girl
21:20Giving books
21:23Baby I have never seen a horse this close up before and these horses are huge
21:31Okay, guys, come on
21:34Hey, let me just say there are a few heavy trap wings on this sleigh right now. So these horses are working real real hard
21:43Oh look what no doggie. Oh my god
21:49There's dogs just snow there's a sleigh bitch we might as well be Santa Claus
21:56I'm here with my French donor Rudolph
21:59Katie
22:03You get the horses
22:05huge
22:06giant
22:07Oh
22:09They're well-fed and well-brain
22:12easy boys
22:18This is gorgeous, isn't it? Yeah, it's really pretty. This is in there's nothing nothing
22:24It looks like we are in some fucking vampire movie. It looks spooky. It looks beautiful
22:28It's like Snow White and the Huntsman
22:30It is
22:32Snow White and the Huntsman
22:37I love this scenery. It just feels like the right thing to do right now. It's calming
22:45It's so relaxing
22:47The fog
22:48wise, it's very like Scotland
22:53But I will see this is a bit more glamorous than Glasgow where I'm from and the snow is very deep thick and white
23:02Some of our snow would maybe be yellow
23:04Oh
23:08Candy honestly, you're like slaying this day. I'm having a great day. I'm very adventurous
23:14Well, the thing is I'm from the city so I want to do something that I would not be able to do you know what that's so true
23:19It's giving very central pay love you for you. You know, I don't know the weather when I was very central pay
23:27The vibes the vibes
23:29It's so it's so different to experience fun like this rather than being crazy drag queens and partying
23:39Like why it kind of makes you feel normal and excited about things that it makes you feel normal and like I haven't had any bit of
23:46Normalcy the other word
23:54Candy's finding literacy
23:59I feel like I haven't felt normal in like the past four years since I've been like in the public eye and like this has definitely been such a different
24:07vibe
24:08Obviously, we love drag and we love entertaining. It's what we do, right?
24:11We wouldn't be doing it if we didn't love it
24:14But I don't think people talk about how lonely drag can be sometimes, you know
24:17People expect you to be this happy person and the reality is you are at the bar at the club the arena wherever you're performing all night
24:23And then you have people screaming for you and they love you so much then you go home
24:26And so you're four walls and it's quiet and it's empty and you're like oh
24:32Yeah, especially when you're like traveling and stuff like you don't see your friends all the time
24:36You don't see your family
24:37And you're traveling alone most of the time
24:39Yeah, you're like it's like it is the like worst thing like just being in a hotel room by yourself
24:45Sometimes it's very isolating and it gets very like lonely
24:49Mm-hmm for sure. It's actually really difficult, you know, to sometimes just stop and really live in the moment
24:56It's a world of major polarity. It's like it's one extreme to the other
25:02I do a lot of fast-paced work. I fly all over the place
25:06I never really kind of take time to look back at it and appreciate it. I am having so much fun. It's so relaxing
25:13So this is like that's it. This is like nice to be able to do this and freezing
25:21Are you having fun? Yeah, this is kind of cool. This is so pretty
25:25But it's gorgeous. I know
25:28And it really meant what I said last night. I want to like, you know, let us like hide out some more and everything. Yeah, absolutely
25:34Like, you know, like you're one of the Toronto girly. Yeah, of course
25:37You know, you're on drag race. I was on drag race. Like not everyone goes through what we went through
25:44Only a handful of people. Yeah, now we're doing all this obviously this experience
25:48So, you know, I just want to make sure that Boa knows that like I really want to, you know
25:54Start building a friendship with her when we get back home. Maybe like even text each other on the phone and say girl
26:00You remember maybe this vacation? It was over, you know, at the bar, you know, when they when they say
26:05Um, but we'll come and have a shot. You better come girl. It's fine. I'll give you some red bull
26:10Give me some red bull girl. It was a red bull. I'll do the tequila. You'll do the red bull. Okay, deal
26:15I'm really happy Jada took that moment to speak with Boa. It's a mature thing to make up with someone and really let bygones be bygones
26:25Now kit, I love you. No, seriously, like this is really cool
26:29And I'm really glad that it's a really good experience like able to get the time together and enjoy each other's company
26:34We're like chilling and literally like creating new relationships. So seriously, listen, I am not gonna throw any shade
26:41I'm not gonna throw any daggers about getting close and trauma bonding, but I guess we gonna see
26:47On vacation
26:49Look where we are
26:51I love this
26:55I think Alexis is cold
26:57Girl the camera's looking for you
26:59It's giving goblin porn. No, just kidding. I hate the cold. So this is um
27:08Exactly what I expected very well
27:13I did not enjoy that aspect of the trip, but everything else
27:17It was really sickening. It is freezing up here at this very moment
27:21The only thing I want right now is a meal in a warm indoor place
27:26Yes
27:28Yes, baby
27:30Whoa, boys, whoa, boys
27:33Bye
27:35Bye horsey
27:36Bye
27:36Thank you so much
27:38Child, let me run to this bus, honey. I can't feel my feet, girl
27:42That was like a winter wonderland
27:49Cold, but it was fun
27:51I wanted to bring out something different something cool for the girls
27:54I don't know about you girls, but I'm tired of being in the house eating
27:57So I plan for us to go out tonight to eat and dream
28:02Bitch, it has been a long ass day
28:04So it's time to go out to a pub and just have a good old time
28:08Girl, here we go
28:11Hello
28:12Hey guys, how's it going?
28:13Can we get a table for six?
28:15Yeah, you looking to eat, drink?
28:16Uh, yeah, eat and drink
28:17Actually, I was like, can I get a shot as well?
28:19Yes
28:20Are we thinking spicy like
28:22Tequila
28:23Tequila
28:23I knew it
28:25Girl, of course Candy would get us out of the house for a field trip and take us to a bar for dinner
28:31Well, divas, should we do a cheers?
28:33Let's do a cheers
28:35We had a wonderful day today
28:36Yeah
28:37Axe throwing
28:38Axe throwing
28:39Axe throwing
28:39Slay slaying
28:40And a vacation coming to an unreal
28:42All right
28:43To our slaycation everybody
28:44To you tomorrow
28:45Yeah
28:46Cheers
28:46Wow
28:55Ooh, baby
28:57That will definitely keep a bitch warm
28:59I've heard a lot of great things about this place, which is why I picked this up for us to come
29:05Yeah
29:05Well, good choice, Candy
29:07I love the zaccor
29:09There's a drag show here too
29:10Really?
29:11Yeah
29:11Last year Pride, I was the grand marshal for Pride Collingwood
29:15I mean, Collingwood loves me
29:17Very local celebrity girl
29:19The local living legend
29:21Baby, I'm their number one
29:24All right
29:24Oh, good luck
29:25Oh, good luck
29:26Oh, good luck
29:27Poor Sean
29:27What's up?
29:29It's definitely giving candy day
29:32Well, I'm out
29:32Hey, we're almost done with the vacation
29:34It's time to get fucking lit
29:35Literally
29:36We're gonna get back to work
29:37Cheers to the girls weekend
29:39Yeah
29:40Cheers to the vacation
29:41Cheers
29:42Cheers
29:43Yes, the vacation
29:44There we go, man
29:47Chug, chug, chug
29:48Oh, yes
29:51You bet
29:52It's giving shots on shots on shots on shot
29:56Like it's shots city, shots central
29:59And I don't know if I can keep up, child
30:01Because I'm a little bit of a lightweight
30:02Estrogen got me violent
30:04For the viewers watching
30:06These are real tequila shots
30:09Girl, no more shots
30:11I'm gonna, like, fall out
30:13You don't want to show your titties?
30:14Are you distracted?
30:15Oh, they're out
30:16Okay
30:16Mind you, I was hot
30:19While throwing axes
30:20Getting all of those
30:21Okay
30:21Bullseyes
30:21Can we talk about how Carrie
30:23Literally was a mania
30:24At axe throwing?
30:25Okay, you really were
30:26Girl, you were so good
30:27I'm actually kind of good
30:30Okay
30:31See, the thing is
30:32I thought I was gonna be a little bit better
30:33But you suck badly
30:36And
30:38Ah!
30:39What do you think made it so difficult
30:42Because I struggle
30:44Like we all
30:44I think it's fear
30:46Yeah?
30:47I was so worried of like
30:48What if Carrie's behind me and I go like
30:50I'll be honest, I closed my eyes
31:02Oh
31:02Like that wasn't
31:03I close your eyes
31:04At first
31:04Like I would be like this
31:05And then I would just like look
31:06And lock and lock and boom
31:08I would think of my like parents
31:10Oh, where?
31:11Oh
31:11That's deep
31:12I mean
31:14Um
31:15Anywhere
31:17Chat
31:18Anyways, so
31:20All right
31:21I hear you're hungry
31:21Oh
31:22There's your ramen
31:24There's your ramen
31:25I love the old maid
31:27Knock off
31:29Give me your hands
31:30I'll put your man on the leash
31:34Cause I'm out of drugs
31:36Grace
31:40Let's eat
31:43Munch month
31:45The food here is really just like so good
31:47I love that we stepped out to eat
31:49Yeah, seriously
31:51Candy really said we done enough eating in the house
31:53We did enough of everything in the house
31:55The lowdown really is delivering the vibes and the eats
31:59My question is who
32:00I love eating one
32:01Whose leg or dick did you pull to get us to leave the house?
32:05Well, you know, when the muse asks for something, the muse gets it
32:09The beer can gets it, girl
32:11So why didn't you get the win?
32:16Well, you know, this table is full of losers
32:18Well, except Lauren's
32:20Yo, Jada, how does it feel to be the only one to not win a sash?
32:30Okay, not too much
32:32Jada, it seems like you just want to fight me so bad
32:35No, no, baby
32:35That's what it's giving
32:37Jada wouldn't win a fight
32:38She's not even won a sash
32:40Girl, she got you a bit for sure
32:43Damn
32:44Jada is the only girl with no sash out of this entire table
32:48Jada, the only way you get in a sash
32:51Is if you're gonna get up in the middle of this fucking restaurant
32:53And start turning up for the girls
32:56I'm either ramen or then that's a fucking throw up
32:59Shit myself
33:01I know I didn't win a sash
33:03But baby
33:03I want to see the turnip queen that I know, girl
33:07You can turn this bar up right now
33:08The one she says at the bar every night
33:10I want to see y'all
33:11We're having such a good time
33:13And now the tea is
33:15I want to see Ms. Jada get buckwalled
33:17Bitch, you better get up
33:18You never know, you never know
33:19I mean
33:20Here we go, bitch
33:21Jada, get up
33:22Jada, you better get up and turn up, bitch
33:25Girl, we are trying to give you a sash
33:27Just get the fuck up and show us why you're the turnip queen
33:32Yes, bitch
33:34You better go off, bitch
33:36Come on, Jada
33:38Oh, you want me to turn it out?
33:40This is what I do best for 15 years, bitch
33:43Baby, I'm going to turn the party wherever I am
33:46Especially on Tequila Shots
33:59Come on, windmill
34:01Oh, I've got a crampy
34:10The beat's pumping
34:11The beat's jumping
34:12The ass shaking
34:13Baby taking
34:20I know it's hard to balance on them crazy ass toenails
34:23But she's still managing to do it
34:25And I am living for the applause
34:33She is kicking up dust
34:35I mean, people in Toronto must have thought there was an earthquake
34:40Jada, contractulations
34:42You are killing it
34:47Listen to me
34:48All of you hoes
34:51Better have my sash waiting for me tomorrow
34:54My sashiri, she does not know what the man is gonna do
34:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah
35:03Let's go.
35:04Stayed up.
35:05Stayed up.
35:06Stayed up.
35:07Stayed up.
35:08Stayed up.
35:09Stayed up.
35:10Stayed up.
35:11Stayed up.
35:12Stayed up.
35:13Stayed up.
35:14Stayed up.
35:15Girl, wait.
35:16You ate that fucking day, huh?
35:17It's giving sash.
35:18That's what we do, bitch.
35:19It's giving sash.
35:20It's giving sash.
35:21It's giving sash or something.
35:22It's giving booze.
35:23It's giving booze.
35:24Absolutely not.
35:25She should not get a sash for that.
35:26I'm completely against it.
35:27So I don't know if you should be able to get this one
35:28just by doing a cute little one, too.
35:29Oh, girl.
35:30I gave that one.
35:31Oh, wait.
35:32What the hell going on?
35:33Wait.
35:34Did y'all get a text message?
35:35Any time a ding goes through in a group chat,
35:37you know that is going to be a problem.
35:39Wait, bitch.
35:40Yeah.
35:41They just said that's a fucking song for a performance.
35:43It's a performance.
35:45Bitch, every single day we've been in Kiki having a little time
35:49doing these activities, forgetting that we have a performance
35:52coming up tomorrow.
35:53I don't know what we're going to do.
35:55Choreo.
35:56Lyrics.
35:57Learning words.
35:59Lip syncing.
36:01We've done none of it.
36:03This could all go to shit.
36:05We don't have anything ready.
36:08We've done nothing to prepare for this show.
36:11Can we please get our to-go boxes?
36:13We got to go.
36:15Next time on the season finale of Slaycation.
36:20It is the last day of our Slaycation.
36:23It's my day!
36:25No sleep.
36:26Oh, fuck.
36:27No fear.
36:28Work!
36:29Bus, club, another club, another club.
36:32Ah!
36:33Ah!
36:34Ah!
36:35Hilarious.
36:36A dying for.
36:37Woo!
36:38Girl, the Jada of it all.
36:39Clap for me, bitches.
36:41Miss Conjini.
36:42The fuck?
36:43Hold it.
36:44Oh.
36:45There's been a twist in the season.
36:46Girl, what?
36:47I have one more card.
36:48Ladies, prepare to die.
36:51Ah!
36:52Give it up for your twist!
36:54My heart is beating out of my chest.
36:59There is shit in my tights.
37:24Um...
37:25Tough.
37:26puppy.
37:28Quidditch.
37:29...
37:35See how he every visit.
37:36Kalan in the書1s.
37:38Stepping footage of rien.
37:41Cyrus Roger, what if you want.
37:43To the sizzle?
37:44Oh no, I'm absolutely sure, you know?
37:46You can go.
37:47It's all right.
37:49Told you.
37:50Advertise.
37:51How did you go?
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