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Celebrity Gogglebox UK Season 7 Episode 100
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00:48Now, last night, Alex Horne and the Horne section launched their gruelling How Long-a-thon, singing the same song on loop for 24 hours.
00:56Just over an hour ago, they set off for our Stratford Studios, still singing.
01:00We can check in with Lee Francis, who is with them right now.
01:04Lee, how's it going?
01:08It's going very well. We're having a good time, yes!
01:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:12Are you sick of the song yet?
01:19How long has this been going on?
01:22Yeah, I've been singing the song, yes. I'm singing How Long Has This Been Going On?
01:26Start the challenge!
01:27How long has this been going on?
01:29Good luck, Lee. Please get them here in one piece. We'll see you in a little bit.
01:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:36We're going to be back in an hour when we're going to be kicking cancer in the dick,
01:44lighting up our tribute mile of lanterns in Leicester.
01:47We will see you in...
01:49..soon.
01:50..after Celebrity Gogglebox.
01:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:55This is no weirder than watching celebrities watch celebrities.
02:02Nope.
02:03Yeah, no weirder.
02:05Totally normal.
02:06You keep on the tune and I'll try and harmonise.
02:09Ooh.
02:10Ooh.
02:11Ooh.
02:12Ooh.
02:13Ooh.
02:14Ooh.
02:16Ooh.
02:17Ooh.
02:18Ooh.
02:19Ooh.
02:20Ooh.
02:21Ooh.
02:22Ooh.
02:23Ooh.
02:24Ooh.
02:25Oh, Grace.
02:26Gogglebox.
02:27Sponsored by Three.
02:29You keep on the tune and I'll try and harmonise.
02:32Ooh.
02:33Ooh.
02:34Ooh.
02:35Ooh.
02:36Ooh.
02:37Ooh.
02:38Ooh.
02:39Ooh.
02:40Ooh.
02:41Ooh.
02:42Ooh.
02:43Ooh.
02:44Ooh.
02:45Ooh.
02:46Ooh.
02:47Ooh.
02:48Ooh.
02:49Ooh.
02:50Ooh.
02:51Ooh.
02:52Ooh.
02:53Oh, I was harmonising but...
02:54Did you just not know the words?
02:55No.
02:56Oh, my God.
02:57I was a while.
02:59Oh, my God.
03:00Ah!
03:01Her flabbers have been gassed.
03:03Do you want some of this?
03:05Oh, a ladders!
03:06Look out!
03:07Oh!
03:08Oh!
03:09See?
03:10Oh, now there's a controversial statement, the gravy.
03:12Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
03:15Yeah!
03:16Do you like this music?
03:17No, not particularly.
03:18So suck on that.
03:19Oh, wow.
03:20He's been a bad boy!
03:22Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
03:25not a chance julie oh yes look at that he's had an absolute feast whoa for a banana this is insane
03:35well thank god that sounds like i gotta take one it is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic this
03:42that's very modern isn't it nothing no one saw that coming no in the week they put out another
03:48final episode of neighbors we enjoyed lots of great telly it was all about say what you see on itv
03:56it's the hilarious and the delightful mel get right good to see you mel oh wait it's mel
04:05mel and sue that's that yep that's her last name mel and sue mel and sue mel and sue first name melon
04:13julie andrews was giving it some on disney plus
04:25i had a huge crush on her when i was a kid yeah i know that's why you're with me
04:30you love the british yeah like mary poppins maybe that's it well she was mary poppins yeah
04:36that's what i'm saying is that you're inadvertently telling me that you love me yes yes great perfect
04:43i just i'll take it when you wear a smock every tuesday then and megan had a vip dinner date on
04:53netflix guess what else is in this salad it's literally your favorite salad of all time beets
04:59black olives what do you how do you say it beetroot beetroot beetroot beetroot i don't think the the
05:05mocking of the voice was necessary i love mocking the pronunciation maybe like beetroot beetroot what do you
05:12say well i might say beetroot but there's not two t's beetroot i sort of tie the t and the r together
05:21beetroot so you're wrong probably i love beetroot
05:32in west london you like a longer one though don't you well it's like a finger you got it's harder to do
05:38with a short fat one the tenants do you know it is something though i feel like we could probably
05:42make ourselves oh come on georgia it's christmas we're very busy well you're not well because i've
05:48done everything so you could make that you could make that your job your one christmas job you're
05:52saying i don't do enough to marshal christmas yeah that's exactly what i'm saying yeah is that not clear
05:57you can do pigs in blankets i'll do everything else on tuesday night lee mac was looking for
06:05britain's best brains again on itv do you do quizzes for fun or do you do it for like to keep
06:10your mind sharp i occasionally do like i like sort of brain teasers what would be your area of
06:18speciality we're a bit scared are you one percent of the country are you top one percent i used to be
06:24before i had our multiple children what would be your best round music probably i don't know 80s 70s
06:31music how old do you think i am i genuinely don't know anymore i know keeps changing it does keep
06:36changing that's how age works see i don't understand numbers all right let's definitely one percent yeah
06:45totally okay i might have to get my smart glasses on for this oh no welcome to the one percent roll
06:52over hoping tonight are our 100 players awful suit he's wearing man lee mac would you oh yeah it's
06:58got a looking at about him okay it's time for our first question bit of shorts from you be nice no
07:04shouting out just so that i can do my own workings out so this is one that 90 of our survey got right
07:10so 90 of the uk population would get this right so we should get this so we should get this are you
07:15backing yourself yeah ellie you'll be all right even thickers get this one right marissa is swiping
07:21on a dating app okay i'm out she is looking for someone with dark hair who doesn't wear glasses
07:27and is not clean shaven who does she pick is that literally the question first of all marissa got
07:33problems is marissa going dating or playing guess who uh who oh it's a yeah okay so d oh it's not
07:43clean shaven eight oh my god i'm out already a you wow all right i thought it was who's clean shaven no
07:48no no no no no no no you don't have time i know there's a time but what happens there's a little
07:52thingy fill out the circle i wouldn't i wouldn't have filled it out yet i wouldn't have i would still be
07:57thinking right right let's see who's lights stay on and are still in the game and how many people are out
08:01who got it wrong nobody can be out on this oh there will be there'll be some you'd be blue lighted
08:10so how are they out it's a b has glasses c has blonde hair and d is clean shaven but b looks quite
08:18like me next easy that i hope they're gonna get harder to be fair i was on a dating app i would be
08:23looking for someone different to you not the same as you i've already got you i'd be looking for like an
08:27alt what you're looking for an extra okay let's move on to the 35 question 35 only 35 percent of
08:33the country would get this this is where he usually balls it up what word replaces the question mark
08:38to complete this common phrase what oh it's you bold ampersand question mark head and shoulders
08:47head and shoulders above everyone else yes head and oh i didn't even see that bit
08:50this is going to be an english thing i don't i or or a british thing i want head and balls no
08:59head and balls head and shoulders above the rest above enough well head and shoulders above everyone
09:04else yeah everyone else on everyone else head and shoulders above everyone else head and shoulders
09:08above everyone else head and shoulders above everybody else that's not even a british saying
09:16Oh, my life, Ed and shoulders above everyone else.
09:21We are getting close to the end and it's now time for the 15% question.
09:26All right, my time to start in.
09:2815%, right, we've filled out every other percentage,
09:31so I don't know how we'll make it past 15.
09:34Look at the image to the right. Yes.
09:37Oh, that's all right, then. I've watched enough Bullseye,
09:40I should get this right.
09:41If 9 o'clock is worth 31 points, 3 o'clock is worth 26 points.
09:45Right.
09:46And 6 o'clock is worth 23 points.
09:49Oh, God.
09:50How many points is 12 o'clock worth?
09:52I don't understand what that means.
09:54I don't understand what that means.
09:55Did you times it by something?
09:569 o'clock is 31.
09:58That's crazy, that's a good question.
10:009 o'clock is worth 31 points.
10:02It's in your head.
10:03I can't do it in my head.
10:0440.
10:05That's 40.
10:1012 o'clock would be at the top.
10:12Was it worth, baby?
10:14You're asking me to give you the answer when I don't know the answer.
10:189 o'clock.
10:19I'm not in the right frame of mind for this tonight.
10:22Let's have a look at the answer.
10:24It's 40.
10:25The score is the sum of where the hour and minute hands are pointing.
10:2940.
10:3040.
10:31Shit, a brick.
10:32Who are?
10:33There is no hands on that.
10:34I still don't fucking understand what he's the answer.
10:36There's someone in the answer.
10:37I still don't understand.
10:38I hate the 1% club.
10:39That's a fucking super game.
10:41After whittling down the contestants here in the studio, we are left with the 1% question.
10:46OK, here we go.
10:47Yes.
10:48Whoa.
10:491%.
10:50I can't fall at this now.
10:51Good luck.
10:52This is your 1% question.
10:54I've never ever got a 1% question right.
10:58Tonight's tonight.
10:59I can feel it in my water.
11:01Heidi Abbey Bedhead just got a new bank card.
11:04Classes! Classes!
11:05Quickly!
11:06What a name.
11:07What a fucking name.
11:08If the picture below displays the first 12 digits of the card number,
11:12what are the final four?
11:14Er...
11:15Oh, God.
11:16I don't even understand the question.
11:17One.
11:18What?
11:19Four.
11:20Oh...
11:21It's the last four out of head.
11:23Wherever the head is in the alphabet, that's the numbers.
11:26So it's...
11:27A, B, C, D, E.
11:28Shut up, Giles.
11:29Five is E.
11:30So it's eight...
11:32Er...
11:33Five.
11:34A, B, C, D, E.
11:36A, B, C, D...
11:37A, B, C, D...
11:38Eight, five, one...
11:39Can you shut up, please?
11:40Eight, five, one, four.
11:41Eight, five, one, four.
11:43Eight, five, one, four.
11:45It's a...
11:46It's a...
11:47It's...
11:48Erm...
11:49Alphabetical numbering.
11:50Eight, five, one, four.
11:52This one's so much easier than the other one.
11:54Eight.
11:55Five...
11:56One...
11:57Three.
11:58Eight, five, one, three.
12:00Eight, five, one, three.
12:01Eight, five, one, three.
12:02Eight, five, one, three.
12:03I've got it.
12:04I've got it.
12:05Eight, five, one, three.
12:06Eight, five, one, four.
12:09Oh, you know, I said four.
12:12You never said three.
12:13Eight, five, one, four, didn't I?
12:14Oh, well.
12:15I said eight, five, one, four.
12:16You never said eight, five, one, three.
12:18Oh, I love you so much.
12:20You're so gorgeous and intelligent.
12:22I can get some things right.
12:23Handsome and smart.
12:26Thanks, baby.
12:29I would say that.
12:32You've never said that before in your life, and I appreciate it.
12:34Oh, of course I have.
12:36Oh, what do you know?
12:37Oh, and how did you do?
12:41I did fine.
12:44Out on the first question, I believe?
12:48Yeah.
12:49And subsequently got none of them right?
12:53Yeah, yeah, that's correct.
12:54Nailing it, that's fine.
12:55How did you know that there was something to do with a name?
12:57Because it's such a ludicrous name.
12:59There must be some reason why...
13:00Well, I mean, it's an odd name to put in the question.
13:04The oddness of the name alerts you to the fact
13:06that that must have something to do with the answer.
13:08All right, Columbo.
13:09We have.
13:16Who's seen this one?
13:17Gogglebox.
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13:20It really gets going in episode two.
13:26The one on the left should get us on show.
13:30Give me a really nice baby hamper.
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13:34In New York.
13:38I used to be really upset about our tree.
13:40Yeah, you got your way.
13:41We got a small tree.
13:42Hey, don't make it about me.
13:44Kieran and his wife, Jas.
13:46You want a small tree.
13:47I want a big tree.
13:47No.
13:48I sort of thought we compromised,
13:49and then I got home and went,
13:50oh, this thing is tiny.
13:51But you were like, this is a good tree.
13:53I thought so.
13:53And then that guy kept cutting off the bottom
13:55while he was talking to us.
13:56I think he was distracted.
13:57Let me just do one more layer of branches.
13:59Yeah.
13:59I should have spoken up.
14:01You should have.
14:01You know what I keep thinking?
14:02Because I know it's only been two days.
14:03What?
14:04I keep thinking, like,
14:05when you're away or you're asleep,
14:06I'm going to go out and buy a new tree.
14:08You got another tree.
14:08Take down all the lights.
14:09I will notice.
14:10I don't know if you...
14:11On Sunday night,
14:15there were more showbiz types
14:16hanging out with Mr. Chips on ITV.
14:19This next one I know all about
14:21and you don't know anything
14:22because you're an American.
14:24So it's catchphrase.
14:25So this is supposed to...
14:26Oh, do you know, like,
14:27Wheel of Fortune?
14:28Yes.
14:29When you spin a wheel
14:30and you solve the puzzle?
14:32Say no more.
14:33I have always loved a bit of catchphrase.
14:36Maybe it's because I say it
14:37how I see it in life.
14:38Yeah, that's probably the reason.
14:40I mean, I think you like it
14:41because it's simple.
14:45I don't believe you've never seen catchphrase.
14:47I don't...
14:47Well, I've never seen catchphrase.
14:49Believe it.
14:49It's say what you see.
14:50If you see it, see it.
14:51Say what you see.
14:52If you see it, see it.
14:53Welcome to a festive edition
14:55of Celebrity Catchphrase.
14:56Festive and Celebrity.
14:59What's next?
15:00Let's not hold back.
15:01Let's get going.
15:02Are you ready at home?
15:03Yeah.
15:04Super ready.
15:04Well, we'll try.
15:05We'll give it our prize.
15:06We're here.
15:06We're going to do it with you, Stephen.
15:08Come on.
15:09Here is your first catchphrase.
15:10Good luck.
15:11Oh, edge of your seat.
15:14Yay!
15:16So what am I supposed to do?
15:17What's the little praise?
15:18What's the little...
15:18Peace on air.
15:19World peace.
15:20Oh, that's it?
15:21This is the game?
15:22Yeah.
15:22Yeah, world peace.
15:23Just say what you see.
15:25I have no...
15:26A Twinkie and a rocket?
15:27What are we looking at?
15:29Just say what you see.
15:29Oh, I'm supposed to be looking at the word peace on the earth.
15:35Bill.
15:35Bill Bailey's got it.
15:36Bill Bailey's no...
15:37He's no slouch.
15:38He's got it.
15:38Christmas peace.
15:40Oh, it's not Christmas peace.
15:41Oh, peace of all.
15:42Christmas peace.
15:43They must have took his brain out when they cut his hair off.
15:45He looks like Billy Joel now.
15:47That's who he looks like.
15:47Oh, my God.
15:48He does look like...
15:49He really does.
15:49Bill Bailey, Joel.
15:50Vanessa.
15:51Peace on earth.
15:52It's peace on earth.
15:53Of course she gets it.
15:55It's nothing like Wheel of Fortune.
15:57Oh, yeah.
15:58I'm it.
15:59Here's your next catchphrase.
16:00Georgia, this one's yours.
16:04Best sheep.
16:05Sheep necklace.
16:07What is happening here?
16:10Goat in a tumble dryer.
16:11Oh, it might be a goat.
16:13Best in goat.
16:14Best in goat.
16:15Bill.
16:15Er, the greatest of all time.
16:19The goat.
16:20Yes, greatest of all time is correct.
16:22All right, Bill and Joel.
16:23I don't get that.
16:24Nommi, I didn't see the relevance of the goat.
16:27Nommi, these catchphrases are all quite sort of...
16:30Well, for the youth.
16:31They're quite youth-based.
16:32We're far too old for this.
16:33Well, you are.
16:34Here's your next one.
16:38Sprinkling.
16:39Dusting.
16:40Dropping the spray.
16:40Dropping your dust.
16:41Soar bag.
16:41Oh, I tell you what, there's nothing worse when this happens.
16:44What's Mr. Chips just done?
16:46Something horrifying.
16:47What the hell was that?
16:48What is he doing?
16:49He's chucking away his back.
16:50What is he chucking his ass?
16:52Well, he's dusting and he's taking off his...
16:55Bam?
16:56Dusty bam.
16:57No.
16:59What's he up to there?
17:02He threw his back out the door.
17:04Threw his back out.
17:05Threw his back out.
17:05Put his back out.
17:06Put his back out.
17:07Threw my back in.
17:09Oh, threw my back out?
17:10There we go.
17:10Out.
17:11No, no, in's better.
17:13Bill.
17:14He's put his back out.
17:15He certainly has.
17:16We got that one right.
17:17I got that.
17:18He put his back out.
17:19He put his back out.
17:20Nat's put his back out and he doesn't bloody shut up about it.
17:23And you will be taking...
17:24After all that, Bill had made it to the final for the chance to win £50,000.
17:30Bill, I really hope you do it.
17:32Simple as that.
17:33Are you ready?
17:34I'm ready.
17:34Come on, Bill.
17:36Come on, Jane.
17:36Ooh, gold celebrities.
17:42Pointing golden balls.
17:44Look at my balls.
17:46Golden globes, red carpet.
17:48Says the actor.
17:50Couple of gold worlds.
17:52Golden globe rewards.
17:53Pass.
17:54Pass!
17:57Reading the plot backwards.
17:58Follow the plot.
18:00Follow the plot.
18:00Yes, yes.
18:02Plot.
18:03Ooh.
18:04Plot twist.
18:04Oh, unravelled.
18:05The plot.
18:06Plot twist.
18:07Oh, right.
18:08The plot thickens.
18:09Plot thickens?
18:10Bill!
18:11He's not going to get a PhD.
18:13The plot spirals.
18:14What's on the spiral, Bill?
18:15Come on, Bill!
18:16What catchphrases are about spirals?
18:18Complicated plot.
18:19The plot turns into a spiral.
18:21Oh, my God.
18:22Bill.
18:23No, he's put on the spot.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:25The plot thickens.
18:26Pass.
18:27Come on, Bill.
18:28I'm not judging.
18:29Because I bet when you're there, it's tough.
18:31But Bill is shit at this.
18:32House party.
18:36House party.
18:37Come on, Bill!
18:38House party.
18:39It's about time.
18:40Correct, next.
18:41Number eight.
18:42Oh, we're out of time.
18:43Oh, no.
18:44Poor guy.
18:46£2,500.
18:48Bill, listen, Bill.
18:50Sorry.
18:50Listen, you've got nothing to apologise for.
18:52You do.
18:53No, you should apologise.
18:54Well, better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, isn't it?
18:57I don't know, on reflection.
19:01That was quite painful to watch, wasn't it?
19:03What was his charity?
19:04We never found out.
19:04We didn't know that, no.
19:06Hopefully it's stand-up to cancer.
19:11This week, we watched Becca's story.
19:13We have three children.
19:18Matthew's the eldest, and then Rebecca is the middle child, and Sophie, the baby.
19:23Look all the measurements.
19:25Did that with the kids.
19:27Ah, it was a little measuring post.
19:29Always got my nerves.
19:30Our nickname for Becca, as a small baby, was Smiler.
19:37No.
19:39That smile's infectious.
19:42She was probably about nine or ten, and she watched this programme about Great Ormond Street,
19:48and she just decided from that moment on, that's what she wanted to become, was a doctor.
19:54Oh, God, how amazing.
19:56I think that nine years of age is saying you want to be a doctor.
19:58That's dedication, isn't it?
19:59Yes.
20:00We were just so proud.
20:03She loved being a doctor.
20:07Oh, you would be proud, wouldn't you?
20:09Yeah.
20:10So, back in June 2023, she basically had gone out for a few drinks, nothing crazy, come home,
20:18and she basically couldn't go to the toilet, so she went into A&E.
20:23She noticed that her tummy was distended for a few days afterwards.
20:27She spoke to her consultant, and he said, I'm going to send you for a scan.
20:30Let's have a look.
20:31Let's have a look.
20:34Boy.
20:36Jesus.
20:41Oh, no.
20:46God.
20:46As parents, do you try and do everything in your power to look after your child?
20:57And you don't have any power over this, do you?
21:09You've got no control at all, have you?
21:10Family shouldn't be having to go through this.
21:13Seeing your sister so weak and ill, and then having to shave her hair off is, is, yeah.
21:25Heartbreaking.
21:27Oh, God.
21:28You had your hair off.
21:32It's one of the worst bits.
21:33Yes.
21:34Yes.
21:34Yes.
21:34Yes.
21:34Bloody hell, Becca.
21:58There are no further children.
22:05Oh.
22:05Oh.
22:09Oh, no, there's no hope now.
22:11When you're told there is no hope, you've got nothing left to say.
22:25I kind of sat on the edge of the bed and had her head just on my shoulder, and I just kind
22:35of cuddled her like that.
22:38And Matthew had got up.
22:41I sat with her on the bed at that point, and again, she lay into my shoulder.
22:46But, um, she came into this world, and I held her, and as she left, as she left this world,
22:56I held her, too.
23:05Oh, my God.
23:06It's not right, but it's awfully sad.
23:20No mother should bury her child.
23:23No mother should bury her child.
23:33Oh, God.
23:35God, Sue.
23:35She didn't have long, did she?
23:3730.
23:39It's so random and brutally unjust, isn't it?
23:48You raise your children.
23:50You try and get them through everything, and then you don't expect them to die in their
23:5430s.
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24:33Does anybody else feel a bit dizzy?
24:35We've got that one little Gogglebox set up race here, and looking stronger, it's only really good, dear miss.
24:50Oh, hello.
24:51You were very good with your acting, can I say.
24:54So were you, weren't we?
24:56We were.
24:56Weren't we quite there?
24:57It was amazing chemistry.
24:59So national theatre next, baby.
25:00And our mascots are wonderful mascots, we love that.
25:02But you've come here to support your mate, your colleague, Alex Hall.
25:05I have, little Alex, I have.
25:07And it's tough for me, because I've been on record for nearly 10 years now of saying I despise them.
25:13And I do, I do.
25:18But even you have got to be.
25:19But it's difficult on a night like this.
25:20And you've got to be impressed with what he is attempting to do.
25:23I am amazed by what he's attempting to do.
25:23So for 24 hours already, they have been singing the same song.
25:28This is Alex Hall in the one section.
25:30We join them live.
25:31Hello, Alex.
25:34So now we're here to the studio.
25:40How do you think he's looking, little?
25:41I, I think he looks close to tears.
25:45And that's everything I could have wanted and more.
25:48He's doing a wonderful thing for a wonderful cause.
25:52And also he looks like he's going to cry.
25:54It's the three things I hope for, Claire.
25:56And the trouble is, look, he really does love his music.
25:59And he may never ever want to play an instrument or sing again.
26:02I think he's, I think he's learned a lesson here.
26:05I think he's learned a lesson.
26:06A very valuable one.
26:07Some of his ideas, they don't work over a 24-hour period.
26:11But I mean, what an effort from the boy.
26:14And from the, from the rest of the band.
26:16It's incredible, isn't it?
26:17I, I honestly think, you know, this is the, the music marathon we never knew we needed.
26:22And you can follow it live.
26:23Look at them.
26:24Look at them.
26:25Sorry, Claire.
26:25Look how broken they are.
26:26They're on their way back to the studio here.
26:29We will be seeing them later.
26:31And we will join you again after Celebrity Goblet.
26:36He looks so broad.
26:39This bit will blow your wear.
26:44He's the same age as me.
26:46Gogglebox.
26:47Sponsored by Three.
26:51In South West London.
26:53Think of any word.
26:55And on the count of three, we're going to both say the word that I think you're thinking of at the same time.
27:01One, two, three.
27:02Jump.
27:03Jump.
27:04How did you do that?
27:05Do you want to do it again?
27:06Good friends Nick and Joe.
27:09On the count of three again.
27:09Yeah, you ready?
27:10One, two, three.
27:12Cup.
27:14No way.
27:15I know.
27:16How are you doing that?
27:17I don't know.
27:17It's because I looked at the cup, wasn't it?
27:19No.
27:20Do you want the third one?
27:22Last one.
27:23Last one.
27:24Last one.
27:24Go like completely rogue.
27:26Think of a country.
27:28No, it's too obvious.
27:29Oh, okay.
27:30All right, okay, go for it.
27:31We'll go country.
27:31You've got a country?
27:32I've got a country.
27:33Yeah?
27:33Rogue.
27:34Okay.
27:35No more clues.
27:36Right, here we go.
27:37I'm going to close my eyes, okay?
27:38Ready?
27:39Yeah.
27:40One, two, three.
27:42Vatican City.
27:45This week, Netflix was prepping for a right royal Christmas.
27:49Megan's back, Jane.
27:51I know.
27:52She's sort of getting ready for like kind of a mate coming round
27:56and she'll just sort of make sort of like a quiche
27:59and some sort of table decorations and they'll have a chat.
28:03But it's just sort of nice, it's just nice to watch and look at.
28:06It's very comforting.
28:08You had me at quiche.
28:09Oh, this one's kind of pretty.
28:13It has a great shape.
28:15I think this is the one.
28:17It's a great tree.
28:17You didn't like the fact that we were out in the rain picking our Christmas trees?
28:21No, the misery added to the Christmas chair.
28:24When I string the lights on a tree, I do inside so it's lit from within and on the border right on the outside.
28:31Sure you do.
28:31For me, I light, start at the front of the branch, tie, back, forth, back, forth, back, forth, all the way to the top.
28:40Do you know what I do when I'm putting the lights on?
28:42Leave it to pay.
28:43Yeah.
28:43And the same with ornaments.
28:45You want to find the placement for them where they're going to find their light.
28:48Can one year, can I do it?
28:50Sure.
28:51You know I'm going to die before you.
28:52You can do it then.
28:53Sure.
28:55Yeah.
28:56Deal.
28:56With my next husband.
28:59That's a fun thought.
29:00How long do you think I'll be in the grave before you remarry?
29:05A couple of weeks.
29:06Yeah, I knew it was going to be fast.
29:08The kids will just start calling him dad.
29:09Yeah.
29:14I don't know what Megan can teach.
29:16I'm here to find out what Megan can teach me.
29:18Is she actually doing this though?
29:20Well, I think that...
29:21Or is it like Blue Peter?
29:22I think...
29:23Where they go, here's one we made earlier.
29:24I think there must be an element of like, we've prepped a lot of this.
29:27It's time to go.
29:33Festive wrapping.
29:34Festive wrapping.
29:34Excellent.
29:36I need to know how to do this.
29:37Oh, somebody at the door.
29:38Someone to do our wrapping for us.
29:39It's Megan.
29:40Oh my God, can you imagine?
29:43I love having tone on tone.
29:46Tone on tone.
29:47Don't we all?
29:48I love having tone on tone.
29:50As well as a wax seal.
29:52Oh, wax seal.
29:53Why haven't we thought about wax seal?
29:55We should, yeah, just get a wax seal.
29:57Get a family seal.
29:58Rolled crest, I bet, as well.
29:59Charles will be looking for that.
30:02It's the tiniest detail that suddenly feels elevated.
30:07Oh.
30:07I bet that's for Camilla, that.
30:09It's a Bailiss and Harding gift set.
30:11Yeah.
30:12Probably a Pumice Stone.
30:13Yeah.
30:13Something like that.
30:14I can't wait for our last guest.
30:18Welcoming Tom Colicchio.
30:19Oh, oh.
30:20Now, usually everyone that comes around, she's worked with on suits.
30:25Right.
30:26So she just goes through the cast.
30:28Or the crew.
30:29A bit like my podcast.
30:31Yeah.
30:31Yeah, yeah.
30:32All the traitors.
30:35Hello.
30:36Here he is.
30:37Oh, she's just had a big smelly mouthful of food and now Colicchio's here.
30:41I'm very excited you're here.
30:43We're going to have some fun today.
30:44I want to hear about some of your family recipes and traditions and all that jazz.
30:49There was always this beet salad.
30:50Beets?
30:51Is that right?
30:51Beet root.
30:52Beet root.
30:52Oh.
30:53Every Christmas.
30:54What do I say to you every Christmas?
30:55I could murder a beet salad.
30:57Every Christmas.
30:58It was beets.
30:59And then it was a mixture of red onion, celery, artichoke hearts.
31:03Okay.
31:04Yeah.
31:05Can I tell you why I'm chuckling?
31:07Why are you chuckling, Megan?
31:08Why is it funny?
31:09So if I gave you the top things that my husband hates.
31:12Uh-oh.
31:13Beets.
31:14He would call them beetroot, as they say in England.
31:15What?
31:16He doesn't like beetroot?
31:17He does not like beetroot as Prince Harry.
31:19Okay.
31:19So can I show you one of my family favorites now?
31:22Yeah, go on.
31:22What we're going to have is a fallout.
31:26We're making gumbo, right?
31:27Yes, indeed.
31:28Oh, gumbo.
31:29That's very, like, soul food-y.
31:30So my mom's family is from Tennessee, like, around Chattanooga.
31:35Isn't there a song, Mary, called Chattanooga Choo Choo?
31:39Hmm.
31:39Would you like to sing it for me?
31:41No, I'd rather get a knife and stab you.
31:43Oh, that's not very Christmassy, Mary.
31:45Smells like Christmas now.
31:48Hi, guys.
31:50There he is.
31:51Oh, there he is.
31:53Oh, he's here.
31:53Oh, my God.
31:55He's made an appearance.
31:56Oh, my God.
31:57He's holding onto his fringe.
31:59I smell good.
32:00I was like, I learned, I was like, there's so much buzz around there.
32:02He smells gumbo.
32:03I smell gumbo.
32:05Stop it.
32:06What?
32:06Do I need to do the voice?
32:08Gumbo, for me, is, like, one of my favorites, especially her mom's.
32:11Of course he says that.
32:13You know, especially her mom's, because it's really the only relative that we've got left.
32:18It is delicious.
32:20I'm not so sure it's as good as your mom's, but it's certainly close.
32:23Wow.
32:24Oh.
32:25Oh.
32:26This is the most he's ever been in it.
32:28Is it?
32:29Yeah, it's normally a sort of fly-by.
32:31I think he genuinely wants to try the gumbo.
32:33Yeah.
32:34He did.
32:34He smelt it.
32:35Mm.
32:36I smelt the gumbo.
32:38He said.
32:40Who has the time?
32:41Megan.
32:44Because she's only got two kids.
32:45Oh.
32:49Already becoming snobby with three.
32:51When we had two, we would have been able to do this.
32:54All the time in the world.
32:55Try having three, stupid.
32:58Lazy.
33:02This week, we watch Matthew's story.
33:04My name's Matthew Starkey.
33:11He's handsome, yeah.
33:12Oh, he's an handsome lad.
33:13Growing up, I would have been big into football, and sport has always been a big part of my life.
33:18I would have gone to the gym, walk, play football with friends.
33:21He's a normal dude, isn't he?
33:23Mm-hmm.
33:23I met Carrie through a date nap.
33:26It was during COVID.
33:28We met in a car park for a socially distanced walk.
33:31I think that's very romantic, I do.
33:35Yeah.
33:36Matthew is just so caring and lovely and respectful, and that's what I was ever looking for in somebody.
33:42Sweet.
33:44Oh, they look a good match, don't they?
33:49Oh, he noticed a swelling in his leg.
33:52Oh, no.
33:53Put it down to just wear and tear and being in my 30s.
33:57And you would think that, wouldn't you?
33:58Yeah.
33:59Yeah.
34:00I basically started to lose control of my right leg.
34:03My leg buckled underneath me, and I sort of fell to the ground.
34:07Oh, my God.
34:08Went to the hospital, got the scan, and I could tell the doctors and nurses were looking at me a little bit differently.
34:14Oh, you don't want that.
34:15That's not a good sign, is it?
34:17Got a call, and was like, can you come in?
34:18Like, the doctors want me to speak to you.
34:20And I was just like, right, okay.
34:23So the alarm bells were ringing?
34:24Yeah.
34:25Um, gave us the worst juice.
34:28Oh, my God.
34:38What was in his brain?
34:41I have basically a brain tumor, but it's growing on my spinal cord as the primary spot.
34:50Two years to live.
34:52As the diagnosis got more and more assessed, the timeline became less.
35:02Oh.
35:03They'd talked about a year instead of two years.
35:06Oh.
35:06So it was a big, sort of, shock.
35:10Getting that kind of news at 32 years old.
35:16It's so shit, because your loved ones are just your absolute world, aren't they?
35:20Matthew was like, well, we want to get married, we want to do this.
35:25And he was just like, do it all now, because you don't know what's out of you.
35:30Do you know what, fair play to Matthew for still being in, like, high spirits, you know what I mean?
35:35And wanting to, like, marry Carrie.
35:37They're rushing to condense all their life plans down into a short time now, aren't they?
35:42Yeah.
35:43You're right.
35:43Yeah.
35:51Oh, wow.
35:52I imagine it was a very emotional day.
35:54Mm-hmm.
35:55Good.
35:56Glad he made it to the wedding.
36:01It was just a day of positive love.
36:05The energy in the room, I just kept saying, if you could bottle this up, you could sell it for millions.
36:10That would have been a bit of a sweeter, fair, isn't it?
36:12Yeah.
36:13It just was a day of celebration.
36:16So I'd like to start the speech by raising a toast to my new wife, Carrie.
36:20Aw.
36:22Thank you for showing me what unconditional love is, and thank you for just being you.
36:30Look at the way she looks, Sam.
36:32I don't know how long I have, but I would just like to get back home and just start married
36:40life with Carrie in our house, and just get through it together.
36:45Live life together as long as you can.
36:52Oh, God.
36:53Oh, no.
36:54Oh, no, don't tell me.
36:55Six weeks.
37:00Six weeks.
37:01Oh, my...
37:02At least he got his time with that, didn't he?
37:13Your dad had a married man.
37:15Yeah.
37:15I'm so glad you've managed to find love, and they get all to celebrate each other.
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38:26What do you want for Christmas?
38:27I would like pajamas, because I'm full of fun these days.
38:31Yeah.
38:32Josh and his wife, Tamsin.
38:34You used to do this really annoying thing, which, for the month leading up to Christmas,
38:39just buy everything that you wanted.
38:41Because it was all on sale.
38:42I know, but you were also like, oh, I'm coming to the end of the year.
38:44What do I want?
38:45Oh, I'll just get it all myself.
38:46And I'd see all these packages being like, oh, that's what I was going to get.
38:49Oh, that's what I was going to get you.
38:50Because I also look and see all the things you might need.
38:53And then I just have nothing for you.
38:54Well, lucky for you, I didn't buy anything for myself this year.
38:56No.
38:58Because I'm not buying things anymore.
39:00That's my new thing.
39:01So, I'll give your pajamas away?
39:03No, the pajamas I do need.
39:05On Tuesday night, James May was fiddling about in his man cave again on Discovery+.
39:11Chin, chin.
39:14There it is.
39:15Cheers.
39:15You like parching in your shared mind, don't you?
39:18Yeah.
39:18I think every man likes pock in the name.
39:22You ought to put your bed out there.
39:24Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
39:29Shed load of ideas.
39:31I'd appreciate that title.
39:32Yeah.
39:33I used to have a shed in the house that we were at.
39:35Yeah.
39:35And I used to love it when it rained.
39:37Because I'd go and make a cup of tea.
39:39And sit in it.
39:39And then go outside, sit in the shed with the door like half open.
39:43Oh, that's nice.
39:43The sound of rain is gorgeous.
39:44And just be like, oh, this is nice.
39:46Yeah.
39:47I love it when it rains outside.
39:48And then my wife would come and be like, what are you doing?
39:50What are you doing?
39:50Just having five minutes.
39:52It's not easy running a pub, you know.
39:53What with business rates, the cost of thatching.
39:57He runs a pub as well.
39:58Oh, yeah, he does.
39:58He runs a pub, don't they?
39:59Oh, they're all on pubs, don't they?
40:01And on top of all that, I have to think about choosing the right flavor of crisps.
40:06Oh, poor James.
40:08He's got to think about the right flavor of crisps.
40:10Prawn cocktail, me.
40:11Yeah, that's good.
40:12I love prawn cocktail.
40:13Yeah.
40:14Roast chicken.
40:15Jack Roman?
40:16Roast chicken crisps.
40:17Yeah.
40:17We love crisps, but we have identified a problem.
40:21There's none in there.
40:22Yeah.
40:23It's just all full of air.
40:24You're basically buying air.
40:25But what if you get halfway down the bag and then you suddenly think, do you know what?
40:29I fancy salt and vinegar.
40:32This is a major problem in the UK, isn't it?
40:34Oh, no, no.
40:35You don't want to do like a multi-crisp within a bag situation.
40:37This is your idea of hell, isn't it?
40:38Oh, my God, this is awful.
40:40Mixing your flavors.
40:40Me and Ben like doing this.
40:42If we're having, you know, a bit of a crisp night, we will open a bag of salt.
40:46I'm using a bag of salt and vinegar and cheese and onion to counteract the acidity of the salt and vinegar.
40:52Who has a crisp night?
40:55You have, rather than a packet of crisps, a bowl of completely plain crisps.
41:00Uh-huh.
41:01So what's he going to do?
41:02So you picked a crisp up and you think, I think I'll have salt and vinegar for this one.
41:06You spray it on.
41:07Oh, James.
41:09Right.
41:10No.
41:10So now he's got a soggy crisp.
41:12Yeah.
41:12Oh, stop it.
41:14I don't hate it.
41:15Ugh.
41:16I don't hate it.
41:18Every crisp could be different.
41:20I don't trust the British public to do anything.
41:22Someone's going to, like, pick up a bottle of window lenin and spray the crisp.
41:24It's so weird.
41:26Let me talk to you a bit about some of the flavors I was imagining.
41:30Spam.
41:31Spam?
41:32What's Spam?
41:33Luncheon meat.
41:34Right.
41:34I had Spam the other day after you'd done my nails.
41:37Did you?
41:37Spam and egg sarnie, yeah.
41:39I nearly got Spam and egg sarnie this morning, but I got a full English instead.
41:44Anchovies.
41:45Anchovy crisps.
41:46Fuck off.
41:47Spam and anchovy.
41:48No one is buying that, James May.
41:49You're creating problems, not solutions to them.
41:52Right, there's the cubed Spam.
41:55You've added some more oil into there, yeah?
41:56I have, yes.
41:57Are they going to be making the crisps in front of our eyes right now?
42:00He's going to change it into, so it can be in one of those atomizers.
42:04That's his ultimate goal.
42:06I was always like liquid Spam.
42:07I guess so.
42:08Is it worth sprinkling a little bit of salt in as well, too?
42:11Oh, yes.
42:13Oh, God.
42:13Oh, no.
42:14You're adding salt to Spam and anchovies?
42:16I mean, that's two quite salty products to spray on an already salted crisp.
42:21Spam and anchovy crisp for the first time in the history of humanity.
42:27Could be the last time, James.
42:28Oh, God.
42:30Is this what men do in man caves?
42:32No.
42:37And?
42:38And?
42:38Well, he's going to say it's delicious, isn't he? Just because he has to.
42:44Oh, it works.
42:45So he doesn't say that it's good, he just says it works.
42:50Look, it tastes of shit. It works.
42:52The crisp spray atomizer coming soon to a pub near me.
42:57I mean, it makes me hungry for some crisps.
42:59No, it very much solidifies my don't want to put crisps anywhere near my mouth.
43:05Store it here first.
43:06And last.
43:07And last.
43:08And never again.
43:09I think he really thinks it's going to sweep the nation, spraying your crisps.
43:17In Wiltshire.
43:18You do crack in Ireland, but in English we have a sense of humour.
43:22And one of the things we like to do is to do teasing.
43:25Giles and his wife, Mary.
43:28Teasing.
43:29I don't want you to touch me.
43:31I want nothing further to do with you.
43:34I'm going to catch a taxi back to London.
43:37Now.
43:37Stop it.
43:39Christmas spirit.
43:40It's not.
43:40This is Christmas spirit.
43:41Stop it.
43:44It's the Christmas spirit, Mary.
43:46I don't want you to tell me that there were...
43:49Ding-dong, Mary Lee on high.
43:52This week, an all-time classic had us in the mood for a festive sing-song on Disney+.
43:58Boom.
44:00Petters.
44:02Dropper Bailey's.
44:03Sound of Music.
44:05What a combo.
44:06What a combo.
44:07Never seen it.
44:09Really?
44:09Yeah.
44:10What's it about?
44:11Bob-num.
44:11Actually, Rich T.
44:12Screw that.
44:13Yeah, Rich T.
44:13Classic.
44:14What I do know is it's Judy Andrews.
44:17Julie.
44:18And that.
44:19Julie Andrews.
44:20So, Judy and Julie were in this.
44:29Rodgers and Hamsterers.
44:34This is my favourite film of all time, Nutty.
44:37Yes, you're very sentimental.
44:38I just have to think of it.
44:41Just have to think of it.
44:42It's set you off, hasn't it, Mary?
44:44Yes.
44:46It reminds me of when people were nice.
44:48Steady.
44:49Steady, Nutty.
44:50Steady.
44:51What you have to do...
44:52Do you remember when the average person was really nice?
44:54But they're still nice, Mary.
44:56They're all watching video nasties now.
44:59They're not all watching.
45:05She gets taut belly.
45:07Yeah, she does.
45:07Well, she should.
45:09She should.
45:09I've never seen this.
45:13That's insane.
45:14I know.
45:15Oh, it's just joyous.
45:20Oh, spin.
45:22Spin, Julie.
45:24Could you not?
45:31I don't know that I can resist.
45:33Right.
45:34With songs they have sung.
45:36For a thousand years.
45:38My heart wants to sing every song.
45:44I hate musicals.
45:46It's the same.
45:48Do you know there's your favorite thing?
45:50There's singing kids.
45:51Oh, God.
45:52Okay, when that happens, I have to leave.
45:55With the sound of music.
45:59I literally can't watch this without smiling.
46:01No.
46:01It's a very, very fun film.
46:03I think I might make all our children's clothes out of our curtains.
46:06Sing once more.
46:16All right, show off.
46:19They don't make films like this anymore.
46:21Thank God for that.
46:22Later, after Maria had met the Von Trapp kids.
46:26Lisa.
46:28Friedrich.
46:29Louisa.
46:31Pedro.
46:33Die.
46:35We found ourselves at a fancy party.
46:40He looks a bit like David Cameron.
46:41Ladies and gentlemen.
46:42Oh, the elegance and the days before junk food, everyone slim and exquisite.
46:50The children of Captain Von Trapp wish to say goodnight to you.
46:53Oh, how charming.
46:55Oh, I like this one.
46:56Oh, I like it.
46:57This is where they come down the stairs, isn't it?
46:58Yeah, yeah.
46:59Huh?
47:01Oh, what is this surprise?
47:06Oh, great.
47:08Time for the children to perform.
47:10Does it turn out that the one in the middle is actually their mother?
47:13That would be the EastEnders version.
47:14Hmm.
47:15There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall
47:19And the bells in the steeple tomb
47:22And up in the nursery
47:25An absurd little bird
47:27Is popping out to say cuckoo
47:30Are you so moved?
47:31Poor kids.
47:32Cuckoo.
47:33Regretfully they tell us
47:35But firmly they come close
47:37To say goodbye
47:38Cuckoo.
47:39Cuckoo.
47:40Cuckoo.
47:45You'll recognise this.
47:46Here we go.
47:46So long.
47:47Farewell.
47:48Auf Wiedersehen.
47:49Goodbye.
47:50I hate to go
47:52And think it's pretty sight
47:54Each one goes
48:01Oh, I see.
48:04I'll be to say adieu
48:05Adieu, adieu, adieu, adieu
48:07To you and you and you
48:09Okay, you knew that part.
48:10Yeah.
48:10Who are they saying goodbye to?
48:15Just the adults.
48:16This is the kind of shit you pull
48:17When you don't want to go to bed.
48:19Yeah.
48:19To get another ten minutes.
48:21Yeah.
48:22It's burst into song and dance.
48:25So long.
48:26Farewell.
48:27Auf Wiedersehen.
48:28Goodbye.
48:29Just go to sleep.
48:30Go to sleep.
48:30And leave a sigh and say goodbye.
48:33Goodbye.
48:35Wow.
48:35You had a beautiful high note there.
48:38So long.
48:38So long.
48:40Goodbye.
48:40I can't.
48:42I'm going to get a snack.
48:46This is the best bit though.
48:48Oh.
48:50The sun has gone.
48:54She's scratching her arse up the stairs.
48:56Oh my God.
48:56Now the little one's singing.
48:58Yeah, but she's really cute.
48:59Yeah, that helps.
49:01Goodbye.
49:07Isn't that lovely?
49:08I was like, oh thanks back to that's it.
49:10Please tell me there's not more.
49:11Okay.
49:12No more kids, right?
49:13I'm glad Jimmy's not watched this.
49:15Because you know what will be coming next, don't you?
49:17Oh God, yeah.
49:18Full performance every night.
49:19Yeah.
49:21Up and down the stairs like a yo-yo.
49:22It's bad enough as it is.
49:24Giving it cuckoo.
49:25Cuckoo.
49:26Go to bed!
49:27In Devon, things are getting a little tense.
49:40Gogglebox, sponsored by Three.
49:42That was well good.
49:46Yeah, it was good.
49:48Should we watch another?
49:49Gogglebox for Stand Up to Cancer.
49:51Sponsored by Scottish Power.
49:53And I'll see you later.
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