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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:22Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:23My what?
00:24So, what's my name going to be?
00:26Dream.
00:26How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:32What was that?
00:32Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:34What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:37No one is looking.
00:38You don't know that.
00:39Hollander, you're next season.
00:41What the fuck are you doing?
01:11What the fuck are you doing?
01:14What the fuck are you doing?
01:14What the fuck are you doing?
01:16What the fuck are you doing?
01:17What the fuck are you doing?
01:20What the fuck are you doing?
01:21What the fuck are you doing?
01:23What the fuck are you doing?
01:24What the fuck are you doing?
01:26What the fuck are you doing?
01:26What the fuck are you doing?
01:28What the fuck are you doing?
01:28What the fuck are you doing?
01:29What the fuck are you doing?
01:30What the fuck are you doing?
01:31What the fuck are you doing?
01:32What the fuck are you doing?
01:33What the fuck are you doing?
01:34What the fuck are you doing?
01:35What the fuck are you doing?
01:36What the fuck are you doing?
01:37What the fuck are you doing?
01:38What the fuck are you doing?
01:39What the fuck are you doing?
01:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:44I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:48Good job, give you an A
01:55A golden star, you think you're clever
01:59Good God, she took a break
02:03Made a mistake when she made driver
02:06Get us forever
02:10Get us forever
02:14Get us forever
02:17You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty
02:24Good job, give you an A
02:26Welcome to the Blind, back out on the ice for Boston
02:28Tomorrow, this is fine
02:29I'm having a lot of games today
02:32That's a great problem
02:33Magic things, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:36I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:40Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:44I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I know your heart, the light hunched over your phone like
02:56A tree, a darkly hill that's crooked from doing bad bites
03:03You say you're lost to seek all the power and the light
03:10You're washed up irrelevant
03:14You're standing in my light
03:18You're standing in my light
03:22You're standing in my light
03:22You're standing...
03:23You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:36You say you're scared
03:37I'm not going to be full too
03:39This is the real world
03:41I'm gonna get out soon
03:43In spite of everything I guess there's just my tip
03:46Nice try, knock it out the way
03:51Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:54I said I'll be ya
03:56You wanna be ya
03:57You wanna be ya
03:59Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya—
04:02Lights try...
04:04Get out free
04:06Get in all ways
04:08Get lost forever
04:09hey if rosanoff fucks you tonight i'm gonna fucking back i think you mean fucks with buddy
04:28i fucking mean what i mean you're burning a fake rosanoff outside right now the fuck does that mean
04:33they do it to you all the time in boston you want to see it uh no thanks honestly guys it doesn't
04:38help me focus yeah maybe go be weird somewhere else i'm not even that weird whatever you need
04:44hey hollander can you talk to mbc and some radio outlets in late time
04:49oh mr hollander what does montreal have to do to win tonight well hockey is a complicated
04:59nuanced game but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:03and how about that other team ilia rosanoff has been on a tear lately he had a hat trick last
05:09week and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race want to know what you had to say
05:13about that this morning no i'll listen if he actually catches up to me thanks guys
05:16you
05:27i'm
06:59No, never in life have I blushed.
07:02Russians do not do this.
07:07You will murder me.
07:20Maybe.
07:22Get in.
07:27Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:30What the fuck?
07:32You were hard, weren't you?
07:33For how long?
07:34The whole game.
07:36Such a fucking ass.
07:38Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:40I fucking did it.
07:41And I still beat your ass.
07:43Oh, barely.
07:50Wow, nice place.
07:52Thanks.
07:53I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:01I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:06Mr. Businessman.
08:07Shut up.
08:08Mr. Landlord.
08:11You asked.
08:11No, I didn't.
08:26So what do you want me?
08:28In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:31Fuck you.
08:32Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:38No.
08:40I hired someone.
08:41A designer.
08:44You think there is enough?
08:46He's such an asshole.
08:49I think maybe you like it.
08:52I can smell the cigarettes from here.
08:54I had one.
08:55You shouldn't be smoking.
08:57You shouldn't be talking.
09:02Come here.
09:04No, you come here.
09:05No, you come here.
09:06No, you come here.
09:13You killed me, Landlord.
09:15I'm dead.
09:17That was so fucking hot.
09:24Worth the wait.
09:32I should go.
09:48So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
09:52Oh, right.
09:55Your family must be happy there in Russia.
09:56Do you want to wake up?
09:59Yes.
10:01My parents are pretty psyched for me.
10:03They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every game.
10:11I bet your parents will be there, right?
10:14My father, yes.
10:15Maybe my brother, but who knows.
10:18Cool.
10:20Anyways, I'm psyched.
10:21I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
10:24Dreaming of what?
10:25We're on the metal.
10:26You fucking wish, dude.
10:31Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
10:35Just fuck yourself, Rosnan.
10:39Such a good drink.
10:41Your cab is definitely here.
10:53Bye.
10:55Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
11:05For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
11:09and there's already a contender for top story here in Suki Russia.
11:12What an embarrassing and promising year for the rest of the men's hockey team.
11:17A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff,
11:23chosen as his country's captain.
11:25All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
11:53Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
11:57Be nice, Vani.
11:58Be nice, they fucking lost to Latvia.
11:59Did you see that game?
12:00Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
12:02A debacle.
12:03Hey, what did Ross say about it?
12:05Uh, I don't know.
12:06Nothing to me, that's for sure.
12:09I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
12:11Uh-uh.
12:11See what I say this year, baby?
12:12We're fucking coming for you.
12:13Okay.
12:13Trust me.
12:14You look great in silver, Vani.
12:15Don't even stress.
12:16Oh, good one.
12:16Does your room have that smell?
12:22Yes.
12:22Yes, it does.
12:24Is it black mold?
12:25Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
12:27Yeah.
12:27He's probably right.
12:28The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
12:29All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
12:32My buddy Joe is in that program.
12:33We're training together.
12:34Would you guys be cool to do that?
12:36I'd love to show up for him.
12:38Hell yeah, man.
12:39Show up for any dude who's that brave.
12:40What do you mean?
12:44Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
12:48I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
12:52hey, here's me.
12:53Russia is not safe for folks like that.
12:57Fucking balls of steel, man.
13:10Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
13:32Yeah, he did.
13:36I'm just going to find the bathroom.
13:40Hey.
14:01I'm not here.
14:03No, I'm not.
14:05I saw you up here.
14:06I wanted to see how you're doing.
14:08Fine.
14:09Go sit down.
14:10We are not anything.
14:17Go away, Hollander.
14:25Are you okay?
14:27Please, go.
14:29You didn't answer my text.
14:33No, I did not answer your boring text.
14:35Now you go.
14:37Fine.
14:39Fuck.
14:40You have to meet with me.
14:41I'll be here.
14:42I'll be here.
14:42I'll be here.
14:45Bye.
14:46You need to do it.
14:54Yes, my father.
14:56Minister still wants to meet you today evening, regardless of what you are.
15:04This is my honor.
15:06You must be proud of my honor.
15:08After yesterday you lost...
15:13Latvia.
15:15Latvia.
15:17And he is still drinking.
15:18How did you do it?
15:20Do you not regret it?
15:21Not regret it, father.
15:23Well, not that.
15:24They do not teach you discipline in this American League.
15:27It is not a game, it is a shame.
15:29It is a real shame.
15:31It is not to justify the hope you showed up in the childhood.
15:35Now I play better than when I am.
15:38Our opponent is damaged.
15:40The team is not playing.
15:42What is it?
15:43What is it?
15:44What is it?
15:45What is it?
15:46What is it?
15:47What is it?
15:48What is it?
15:49You, captain, you always find someone who is guilty of.
15:52From childhood.
15:57Who is it to you?
16:00Your mother?
16:02She is not able to do this.
16:05No, father.
16:06Mom is dead.
16:07Mom is dead.
16:08You remember her.
16:09I remember her.
16:10Where is it?
16:11Where is it?
16:12Where is it?
16:13Where is it?
16:14In Moscow?
16:15Of course.
16:16Do you remember me?
16:19I was in your view of your macek.
16:23Where's Polina?
16:26In Moscow?
16:28Of course.
16:33We need to go.
16:36At night.
16:40To meet the minister.
16:42You're ready?
16:44Yeah.
16:46You're ready?
16:47Let's go.
16:49Of course, I'm at the same time.
16:51I'm always held there.
16:53I'm glad I'm all over you.
16:54Is he not going to be at home?
16:55He didn't.
16:57He already died.
16:58He doesn't stay with me.
17:00He needs to leave.
17:01He's all over all over.
17:03He's going to work well.
17:05Good, good.
17:07He didn't have any problems.
17:08It's a problem with leadership. It's always a problem.
17:13Leadership.
17:21I'm too much talking.
17:23You're my angel. You're too much talking.
17:27Especially when it's about hockey.
17:30Only when we win, Dad.
17:32I drive a bar, and he needs one cup.
17:35See how she's behind you.
17:40From the same time.
17:43I'm an angel.
17:44It would be nice if you would remember it.
17:46I want to drink.
17:48I'd like to drink.
17:49I'd like to drink something.
18:05If you'd like to drink something, then you?
18:06Давnенько, а Илья.
18:13Давненько, Саша.
18:21I think you played well.
18:22I'll say thank you. But I know you've been looking for any of the other's games.
18:27For the whole life he was son of a trainer for hockey, he couldn't avoid this.
18:32I sometimes blame him on me.
18:35When I understand what it costs, I blame him on me.
18:38In any case, it doesn't have any significance for you.
18:41It doesn't? Why did you do that?
18:44My father...
18:45Your father is a fool who will kill you in any case.
18:48You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
18:52I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
18:57Is it true?
18:58Yes, it is true.
18:59Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey,
19:02but New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
19:05I think that in this year you will win Montreal.
19:08In this year?
19:09Yes, in this year.
19:11Because I think he's traumatized.
19:16Why do you know everything?
19:18On the extra sense.
19:19You didn't have a violent battle.
19:23Like you will succeed in Germany.
19:24They've been a baditor.
19:26You look so good.
19:29This is Vestok.
19:30And then you'll win.
19:31You'll win whoever you want.
19:33In North Carolina.
19:34In Chicago.
19:35In the last half, you'll win in different times.
19:37In St. Francisco.
19:40And they're fine, but they're too young.
19:43And so you're winning a cup of sports in gold,
19:46than I had to ates for my parents.
19:49Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
19:54I'll be fine tomorrow.
19:57You'll be fine tomorrow.
19:59But you'll need to agree.
20:03We'll meet you in the morning.
20:06See you later.
20:12Well, what?
20:16How's the prize, Sasha?
20:19Wow, that's cool. I just love this place.
20:25Clubs? It's my head.
20:29The girls are just beautiful.
20:32And boys?
20:35Well, you've seen French boys.
20:40Right, Elia?
20:42Oh, my God!
20:49I don't know anything.
20:53You don't know how you are, can you?
20:57You don't lie?
20:59You don't flirt with the answer?
21:03Once you're happy about it.
21:10You're so happy.
21:13You're so happy?
21:14I was so happy.
21:23Here? Seriously?
21:28The danger has already caused you, if you remember me, don't be wrong.
21:38We are children, Sash.
21:42Yes, that's right.
21:49Stop it.
21:51Okay, let's go somewhere.
21:56No.
21:58Okay.
22:06Okay.
22:08I'll find a wedding.
22:11Okay.
22:20I'm glad to see you.
22:28What happens here?
22:29Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
22:32What am I supposed to do with this?
22:33I don't know. My mom told me to get away. Oh, my God.
22:37Oh, my God.
22:38There's ginger ale on the pitch.
22:42Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
22:43Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
22:44That's not a rule. You just make that up.
22:46Oh, Hollander, is that a rule?
22:47Oh, Hollander, is that a rule?
22:48Unfortunately, it is.
22:49Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
22:50No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
22:52Fuck you, AJ.
22:53Just fucking do it, Hayden.
22:54Boys, it's starting.
22:55Boys, it's starting.
22:56Turn it up.
22:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
22:59You know that Gilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
23:01Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
23:03A heartbreaking game for the Russians.
23:04I'm sorry.
23:05I'm sorry.
23:06I'm sorry.
23:07I'm sorry.
23:08I'm sorry.
23:09I'm sorry.
23:10I'm sorry.
23:11I'm sorry.
23:12I'm sorry.
23:13I'm sorry.
23:14I'm sorry.
23:15I'm sorry.
23:16You know that Gilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
23:19Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
23:22A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
23:27He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
23:31Okay, listen the fuck up.
23:33Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
23:38I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
23:42I don't need to think about that.
23:43That was yesterday.
23:44That was before.
23:46Now, I only need one thing.
23:51I need to win.
23:54Here.
23:55At home.
23:56Tonight.
23:57As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
24:03But I want to hear our fans.
24:05I want to hear them scream.
24:08I want to fuck San Francisco.
24:11I know.
24:12I know you can do it.
24:14I've seen you fucking do it.
24:16I've seen every one of you do it.
24:18So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
24:23Because this is our fucking night.
24:27This is our fucking cup.
24:30Fucking fuck San Francisco.
24:32I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
24:34Shane hates him the most.
24:35What?
24:36You hate Rosenhoff.
24:37Of course.
24:38But he's very good at acting.
24:39The best probably.
24:40Eh, nah.
24:41You're the fucking best all-ander.
24:42Okay?
24:43Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russia.
24:44Now that is that.
24:45The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
24:46What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosenhoff.
24:47The captain did absolutely nothing.
24:48I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
24:51I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
24:52Shane hates him the most.
24:53What?
24:54You hate Rosenhoff.
24:55Of course.
24:56But he's very good at acting.
24:57The best probably.
24:58Eh, nah.
24:59You're the fucking best all-ander.
25:00Okay?
25:01Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russia.
25:03I'm sorry.
25:04You're the fucking best.
25:05I'm sorry.
25:06That is that.
25:07The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
25:10What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosenhoff.
25:12Ah, the captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
25:16Leading his team in block shots.
25:18He shot his kids.
25:19And obviously the cup.
25:24Benjamin!
25:25Benjamin!
25:26Benjamin!
25:28Benjamin!
25:29Benjamin!
25:30Benjamin!
25:31Benjamin Benjamin!
25:32Benjamin Benjamin!
25:33Wow, nice watch.
25:54I gave this to you for free.
25:55Where the fuck were you, Ron?
25:56Five seconds.
25:5725 seconds.
25:59What are we even doing?
26:00And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
26:05I was busy.
26:06Was who?
26:06Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
26:15But the most important thing...
26:18Is the friends we make along the way.
26:22Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
26:27What?
26:28Come on.
26:29When will this ever happen again, buddy?
26:31Okay, fine.
26:32But hurry up.
26:39Great.
26:40Give me your number.
26:41I'll text them to you.
26:43No chance.
26:45And the Lord Tower Award for Most Sportsmanlike Player goes to...
26:48I'll text them in to you.
26:50I'll text them in to you.
27:08I'll text them in to you.
27:11Over there.
27:12Well...
27:31What?
27:34What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
27:37You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
27:40You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointing at us
27:44and then it's for some fucking clown show.
27:48So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
27:53Well?
27:57I want you to suck my dick.
27:58Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
28:01You suck my dick.
28:10Maybe you ask nicely.
28:23Hmm? Please.
28:30If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor
28:32and suck your dick,
28:34you will have to ask nicer than that.
28:40Please get on your knees
28:41on this filthy bathroom floor
28:44and suck my dick.
28:49Please.
28:49No.
29:04What?
29:06No.
29:09We'll go back to our seats,
29:11watch the rest of this boring show,
29:13and then go to boring party after.
29:15And then,
29:17when I've been waiting all night,
29:20you'll come back to my hotel room
29:22and I will maybe,
29:25maybe,
29:26do more than just suck your dick.
29:30When did your English get so good?
29:34I, uh,
29:35I read The New Yorker now.
29:38Really?
29:39No.
29:40The New Yorker is boring.
29:41My dad loves it.
29:46Ah.
29:47So being boring is,
29:49is genetic.
29:50Wow.
29:52Genetic.
29:58Let's make a deal.
30:00If you win MVP tonight,
30:02I will blow you,
30:03fuck you,
30:03whatever you want.
30:08And if you win?
30:11Good luck coming.
30:28Okay.
30:36Okay.
30:40Okay.
30:45I'm in this position.
30:47I'm in this position.
30:49I'm in this position.
30:49I'm in this position.
30:50I'm in this position.
30:52I'm talking.
30:52This is going to be my возвращ.
30:54Congratulations.
31:17Now take off your clothes.
31:20You're such an asshole.
31:24You're such an asshole.
31:54You're such an asshole.
32:06What?
32:09It's a lot of windows.
32:11Good.
32:32Now get on the bed.
32:41This is a good hotel. Very nice vodka. It's hard to find in America.
32:48Okay.
32:51Touch yourself.
32:53What?
32:54Show up for me. I want to watch you.
32:56You what?
32:57It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
33:00I've never...
33:01No shit.
33:02Fuck you.
33:04Give me some vodka at least.
33:06No, no, no. Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
33:11So rush this year was...
33:40There's something else.
33:46It's intense there.
33:53So are you heading back soon?
33:56Back.
33:58To Russia for the summit?
34:01Oh, yes.
34:09Why?
34:11What do you mean, why?
34:14Do you have to?
34:17There is no have to.
34:19It's...
34:19It's home.
34:22Yeah.
34:23But...
34:23I don't know.
34:25Is it safe?
34:28What do you mean, safe?
34:30I don't know.
34:33Do you even like it there?
34:35What difference does it make?
34:44A pretty big one, I think.
34:46I need to sleep.
34:55Oh.
34:57Yeah, me too.
34:58I should...
34:59So, uh, I'm off.
35:12Goodbye, Hollander.
35:13I'm out.
35:32I'm out.
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