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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:22Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:23My what?
00:24So, what's my name going to be?
00:26Dream.
00:26How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:32What was that?
00:32Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:34What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:37No one is looking.
00:38You don't know that.
00:39Hollander, you're next season.
00:41What the fuck are you doing?
01:12What the fuck are you doing?
01:14What the fuck are you doing?
01:17What the fuck?
01:22Let's go.
01:28Let's go.
01:31And I understand.
01:33I hear the magic beauty of Gonna get out soon.
01:37Oh man.
01:38Gonna get out soon.
01:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:44I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:48Good job, give you a hand
01:55A golden star, you think you're clever
01:59Good God, she took a break
02:03Made her mistake
02:04When she met driver
02:06Get out forever
02:10Get out forever
02:14Get out forever
02:17You think I'm pretty
02:23You think I'm pretty
02:24How do you want to be
02:26Good job, boy, back out on the ice for Boston
02:28Tomorrow, this is fine
02:29I think I lost the game tonight
02:32That's a big part of it
02:33Magic is all
02:34We're gonna get out soon
02:36All the love
02:38I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:40Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:44I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I know your heart, the light hunched over your phone like
02:56A tree, a darkly hill, it's crooked from doing bad bites
03:03You say, you say
03:05You're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:11You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:15You're standing, you're standing in my light
03:18You're standing in my light
03:22You're sta...
03:23You think I'm pretty
03:33You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:36You say you're scary
03:37You're not knowing how you're gonna get out soon
03:39I know those people do
03:40This is a real world
03:41I'm the end in my life
03:41You think I'm pretty cool
03:42In spite of everything, I guess there's just my titties
03:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
03:47Nice try
03:49Now get out of the way
03:51Good job
03:53You just take a fucking get
03:55I said, I'll be up
03:56You wanna be up
03:57You wanna be up
03:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
04:01Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:25I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:28I fucking mean what I mean.
04:29They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:32The fuck does that mean?
04:33They do it to you all the time in Boston. You want a seat?
04:36No, thanks. Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:39Yeah, maybe they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:42I'm not even that weird.
04:43Whatever you need, Captain.
04:46Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:52Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:56Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game, but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:04And how about that other team?
05:07Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:08He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:12Want to know what you had to say about that this morning?
05:13No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:15Thanks, guys.
05:16Ilya Rosanoff has been on a team.
05:46Ilya Rosanoff has been on a team.
06:16Ilya Rosanoff has been on a team.
06:46Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:56Shut your idiot face, Marley.
06:58You're straight-up blushing, Russ.
06:59No, never in life have I blushed, Russians do not do this.
07:11You will murder me.
07:20Maybe.
07:21Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:30What the fuck?
07:31You were hard, weren't you?
07:33For how long?
07:34The whole game.
07:36You're such a fucking ass.
07:37You missed me, didn't you?
07:39I fucking did it.
07:41And I still beat your ass.
07:43Oh, barely.
07:50Wow, nice place.
07:52Thanks.
07:53I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one, right next door.
08:01I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:06Mr. Businessman.
08:07Shut up.
08:08Mr. Landlord.
08:10You asked.
08:12No, I didn't.
08:26So what do you want me?
08:28In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:31Fuck you.
08:36Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:38No.
08:38Have I hired someone?
08:41A designer?
08:44You think there is enough?
08:46He's such an asshole.
08:49I think maybe you'll like it.
08:52I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:54I had one.
08:56You shouldn't be smoking.
08:57And you shouldn't be talking.
09:03Come here.
09:04No, you come here.
09:05No, you come here.
09:06No, you come here.
09:08You killed me, Lunder.
09:15I'm dead.
09:17That was so fucking hot.
09:24Worth the wait.
09:25I should go.
09:40I should go.
09:40So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
09:52Oh, right.
09:55Your family must be happy there in Russia.
09:56You're going to be happy there.
09:58No.
09:59Yes.
10:01My parents are pretty psyched for me.
10:03They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every game.
10:07I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
10:13My father, yes.
10:15Maybe my brother, but who knows.
10:18Cool.
10:19Anyways, I'm psyched.
10:21I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
10:24Dreaming of what?
10:25Ron's medal.
10:26You fucking wish, dude.
10:31Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
10:35Just fuck yourself, Rosnan.
10:38Such a good drink.
10:41Your cab is definitely here.
10:42Okay.
10:53Bye.
11:02Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
11:05For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
11:08and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi Russia.
11:12What an embarrassing and too promising year for the rest of Man's hockey team.
11:17A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
11:19and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
11:23chosen as his country's captain.
11:25All in there.
11:38All in there.
11:52What's up, motherfucker?
11:54Boys.
11:55Hey.
11:55Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
11:57Be nice, Bonnie.
11:58Be nice.
11:58They fucking lost to Lafayette.
11:59Did you see that game?
12:00Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
12:02A debacle.
12:03Hey, what did Ross say about it?
12:05Uh, I don't know.
12:06Nothing to me, that's for sure.
12:09I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
12:11Uh-uh.
12:11See what I say this year, baby?
12:12We're fucking coming for you.
12:13Okay.
12:13Trust me.
12:14You look great in silver, Vani.
12:15Don't even stress.
12:16Oh, good one.
12:17Yeah.
12:17Does your room have that smell?
12:22Yes.
12:22Yes, it does.
12:24Is it black mold?
12:25Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
12:27Yeah.
12:27He's probably right.
12:28The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
12:29All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
12:32My buddy Joe is in that program.
12:33We're training together.
12:34Would you guys be cool to do that?
12:36I'd love to show up for him.
12:38Hell yeah, man.
12:39Show up for any dude who's that brave.
12:42What do you mean?
12:44Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
12:48I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
12:52Hey, here's me.
12:53Russia is not safe for folks like that.
12:57Fucking balls of steel, man.
13:17Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
13:32Yeah, he did.
13:32I'm just going to find the bathroom.
13:37Hey.
13:56Hey.
13:56I'm not here
14:02No, I'm not
14:04I saw you up here, I wanted to see how you're doing
14:07Fine
14:08Go sit down
14:10We're not anything
14:15Go away, Holander
14:25Are you okay?
14:27Please, go
14:28You didn't answer my text
14:31No, I did not answer your boring text
14:35Now you go
14:36Fine
14:38Fuck
14:40You need to get married
14:54Yes, son
15:25You don't have to teach you the discipline in this American League
15:27It's not a game, it's a shame
15:29It's a real shame
15:31It's not to prove the hope you showed up in the childhood
15:35Now I play better than when I play
15:37You're not a game
15:39You're a bad man
15:40You're a bad man
15:41Your bad man
15:42Your bad man
15:43What's this for American absurd?
15:44What's this for?
15:45You're a bad man
15:46You're a bad man
15:47You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
15:58Who is it to you?
16:01Your mother? She doesn't know how to do this.
16:09No, father.
16:12My mother died.
16:14You remember me?
16:18I was in your view of your mother.
16:22Where's Polina?
16:25In Moscow?
16:27Of course.
16:32We need to go.
16:35In the evening.
16:39To be able to meet the minister.
16:44Yes.
16:45Are you ready?
16:46Let's go.
16:47Of course.
16:49Of course.
16:50Of course.
16:51Of course.
16:52Of course.
16:53Of course.
16:54Of course.
16:55No, he was not in the form, but Kocchuk, if Tom remains, he needs to rest, he needs to rest.
17:01We have all the press in America, we need to work together.
17:05Good, good, too good for us.
17:09But this is a problem with leadership.
17:12This is always a problem with leadership.
17:15We're not too sure to be aware of it.
17:18I'm not sure to be aware of it.
17:20I'm too much talking.
17:23You're my angel.
17:25You're talking too much, especially when it's about hockey.
17:29Only when we win, Dad.
17:32I'm going to go to a bar, and he needs to be one cup.
17:36Look how she is behind you.
17:40From the same time.
17:42I'm angel.
17:43It would be nice if you would remember it.
17:46I want to drink.
17:48I want to drink.
17:50Here, hike!
18:07There's no point.
18:08There's no point.
18:13There's no point.
18:14Hello, Sasha.
18:15I think you played well.
18:20I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
18:25For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you don't have to do this.
18:31I sometimes blame you for me.
18:34When I understand what it costs, I blame you for me.
18:37In any case, it doesn't have a matter for you.
18:40It doesn't? Why did you decide that?
18:44Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
18:48You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
18:52And you don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
18:57Really?
18:58Yes, it's true.
18:59The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
19:02The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
19:05I think you will win this year.
19:08This year?
19:09Yes, this year.
19:11Because I think he's traumatized.
19:14Why do you know everything?
19:17He's an extra sense.
19:19But you can't take a game with the
19:27Schwab.
19:28This is the West Coast, and then you'll be able to win.
19:31You'll be able to win whoever you want in the West.
19:34Chicago, not just before.
19:37In the final, you'll probably be in San Francisco.
19:40They're good, but they're too young.
19:43You'll win the Coupe Xenny for a year earlier than I talked about with my father.
19:52Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
19:54Tomorrow you'll have to be perfect.
19:57You'll be able to win.
19:59Yes, but you'll need to agree with us.
20:03We'll see you later.
20:06See you later.
20:08Bye.
20:13What's up?
20:15How are you, Sasha?
20:18It's cool.
20:22I just love this place.
20:25I just love you.
20:27I love you.
20:28I love you.
20:29You're just one of them.
20:30I hate you.
20:31I love you.
20:32I love you.
20:33You're all very bad.
20:34I love you.
20:36Well, you saw the French guy, right, Elia?
20:48Oh my God, nothing.
20:53You don't know how you are,
20:57you don't joke, you don't flirt in the answer.
21:05Rаньше ты был веселее.
21:12Помнишь?
21:24Здесь? Серьезно?
21:28Опасность раньше возбуждала тебя.
21:32Если память меня не изменяет.
21:37Мы уже не дети, Саша.
21:42Да.
21:44Это точно.
21:46Прекрати.
21:51Ладно, поехали куда-нибудь.
21:56Нет.
22:06Ладно, я найду вечеринку.
22:10Окей.
22:19Пока, Elia.
22:22Был рад тебя видеть.
22:39Окей.
22:41Каппинсир.
22:42Да!
22:43Да!
22:44Да!
22:45Да!
22:46Да!
22:47Да!
22:48Да!
22:49Да!
22:50Да!
22:51Да!
22:52Да!
22:53Да!
22:54Да!
22:56Да!
22:58Да!
22:59Девятה.
23:03Да!
23:05ПОЮТ!
23:06Великий смoly.
23:08ПОЮТ!
23:09ПОЮТ!
23:10Стоп!
23:12ПОЮТ!
23:14The cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
23:16You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
23:19Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
23:22A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
23:27He's on a tear, scoring 10 goals over the past six playoff games.
23:31Okay, listen the fuck up.
23:34Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
23:39I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
23:42I don't need to think about that.
23:43That was yesterday.
23:44That was before.
23:46Now, I only need one thing.
23:51I need to win.
23:55Here, at home, tonight.
23:59As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
24:02But I want to hear our fans.
24:05I want to hear them scream.
24:08I want to fuck San Francisco.
24:10I know you can do it.
24:14I've seen you fucking do it.
24:16I've seen every one of you do it.
24:19So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
24:21Because this is our fucking night.
24:27This is our fucking cup.
24:31Fucking fuck San Francisco.
24:38We'll fuck you.
24:40I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
24:48Shane hates him the most.
24:50What?
24:50You hate Rosenhoff.
24:52Of course.
24:52But he's very good at hockey.
24:55The best, probably.
24:57Eh, nah.
24:58You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
25:00Yeah.
25:00Not that animal shit show cock-sucking Russia.
25:03And that is that.
25:06The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
25:10What a comeback story this year for Delia Rosenhoff.
25:12The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
25:16Leading his team in block shots.
25:18He's got two kids.
25:19And obviously...
25:20Literally hundreds of two kids.
25:50Well, nice watch.
25:54Can I give this to you for free or what?
25:55Where the fuck were you, Ron?
25:56Five seconds.
25:5725 seconds.
25:59Or even doing.
26:01And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
26:05I was busy.
26:06Was who?
26:06...Ilya Rosenhoff and Shane Hallmark.
26:15But the most important thing...
26:18Is the friends we make along the way.
26:22Hey.
26:23Before we give out next award...
26:25Can I get a selfie with you?
26:27What?
26:28Come on.
26:29When will this ever happen again, buddy?
26:31Okay, fine.
26:32But hurry up.
26:33Great.
26:40Give me your number.
26:41I'll text them to you.
26:43No chance.
26:45And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
26:49To...
26:49To...
26:49To...
27:01To...
27:02To...
27:32What?
27:35What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
27:38You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
27:41You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
27:44and then it's for some fucking clown show.
27:48So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
27:53Well?
27:57I want you to suck my dick.
27:58Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
28:01You suck my dick.
28:16Maybe yes, nicely.
28:17Huh?
28:25Please.
28:30If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
28:34you will have to ask nicer than that.
28:36Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
28:49Please.
28:49No.
29:04What?
29:06No.
29:06We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
29:14party after.
29:16And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will
29:23maybe, maybe do more than just suck your dick.
29:28When did your English get so good?
29:34I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
29:38Really?
29:39No.
29:40The New Yorker is boring.
29:44My dad loves it.
29:46Ah.
29:47So being boring is, is genetic.
29:50Wow.
29:52Genetic.
29:52And let's make the deal.
30:00If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
30:08And if you win?
30:22Good luck coming.
30:28Good luck coming.
30:28Good luck.
30:50Especially since you're in the last year.
30:52I'll draw the line as one time.
31:13Congratulations.
31:17Now take off your clothes.
31:20You're such an asshole.
31:50What?
31:51Just a lot of windows.
31:54What?
31:55Just a lot of windows.
32:10Good.
32:11Now get on the bed.
32:17Good.
32:18Now get on the bed.
32:24Good.
32:25Now get on the bed.
32:31Good.
32:32Good.
32:33Now get on the bed.
32:39Good.
32:40Good.
32:41Good.
32:42Good.
32:43Good.
32:44Good.
32:45Good.
32:46Good.
32:47Good.
32:48Good.
32:49Good.
32:50Good.
32:57Good.
32:59Good.
33:00Good.
33:01Never.
33:02No shit.
33:03Fuck you.
33:05Give me some vodka at least.
33:07No, no, no.
33:08Vodka is for after.
33:09That's your reward.
33:31So Russia this year was something else.
33:47It's intense there.
33:53So are you heading back soon?
33:56Back.
33:58To Russia for the summer?
34:01Oh yes.
34:09Why?
34:11What do you mean why?
34:14Do you have to?
34:17There is no have to.
34:19It's...
34:20It's home.
34:22Yeah.
34:23But...
34:24I don't know.
34:25Is it safe?
34:28What do you mean safe?
34:31I don't know.
34:34Do you...
34:35Do you even like it there?
34:42What difference does it make?
34:45A pretty big one I think.
34:46I need to sleep.
34:47Oh.
34:49Yeah.
34:50Me too.
34:51I should...
34:52I need to sleep.
34:53Oh.
34:54Yeah.
34:55Me too.
34:56I should...
34:57Yeah.
34:58Me too.
34:59I should've...
35:08So, uh...
35:09I'm off.
35:12Goodbye, Hollander.
35:13I'm off.
35:14If I'm so drunk.
35:15No, no.
35:17But...
35:18No, no.
35:19There were people.
35:20No, no.
35:21No.
35:22No.
35:23I don't know if it was out of this way.
35:24No, no.
35:25No, no.
35:26No, no, no.
35:27I don't know.
35:28No, no.
35:29No, no.
35:30No, no.
35:31I don't know.
35:33You're not over.
35:34I'm sorry.
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