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Fake Dating The Quarterback on Christmas #FULL58EP
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00:00:00Oh, come on Dora. This is a romance novel, okay? Why would he kiss her? What is his motivation?
00:00:17The grand lux? A surprise? Oh my god, Felix is going to propose to me today! Oh my god, okay.
00:00:30Oh my god, it's so hot. You can have this if you want. Okay, bye!
00:00:36And that's another record-breaking season for Chaser Brady. 56 touchdowns, over 5,500 yards, and the man's not just playing, he's redefining the game.
00:00:48Chaser, what an incredible way to end the season.
00:00:51Ah, thanks. Tell me something I don't know.
00:00:53Okay, hot shot. So it is Christmas. Do you have any special plans? Anyone special you're going to share the mistletoe with this year?
00:00:59All I want for Christmas is a break. That means no more accidental fan run-ins in hotel hallways, alright? Merry Christmas. I will see you in the new year.
00:01:09Fun guy.
00:01:11I'm not joking, Chaser. You will bring a nice young woman home this Christmas.
00:01:19You've been watching too many soap operas again, haven't you?
00:01:21If you come home alone, I am going to call my own press conference.
00:01:27And I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay!
00:01:33Ha ha ha! Think of those headlines, huh?
00:01:40Seriously, when's the next chapter? You can't leave me hanging like that.
00:01:45Yes, I would-
00:01:51Sorry, C, my number one fan. No update today. I'm going to get proposed to.
00:01:59The one woman in the world I actually want to talk to. And she ghosts me.
00:02:03Oh my god, I am so sorry. Are you okay?
00:02:29Don't touch me. It was an accident. I'll buy you a new shirt.
00:02:32Ha ha! Buy me a new one? This thing costs more than your rent, okay?
00:02:35Just stay on your side of the elevators.
00:02:37You know what? Like I said, it was an accident, but you're such an arrogant jerk. I don't care.
00:02:41Oh, accident. You know, you're the tent fan this week who's had an accident near me.
00:02:44Girls, get some new moves.
00:02:46Moves? Sorry to bruise your massive ego, but I have no idea who you are, and I'm glad I don't.
00:02:50Sure you don't. And I'm sure you're not going to follow me outside of the elevator, right?
00:02:54I'm not! He is the most arrogant guy I've ever met. I'm writing him into my novel as the villain.
00:03:02Oh, Felix is waiting.
00:03:04Well, well, well. What a coincidence. Let's see what excuse you've cooked up this time.
00:03:21Okay, I'm not following you. My soon-to-be fiancé is about to propose.
00:03:26Yeah, there's gonna be a ring on this finger as soon as I find room 704.
00:03:32This one? Oh, it must be a big moment for you, right?
00:03:36Yeah, it is. So, watch and learn, because Felix is ten times hotter than you will ever be.
00:03:41Yeah, right.
00:03:42Oh, Felix!
00:03:45Does Dora make you feel like this?
00:03:47You think I love her?
00:03:54Your son's busy.
00:03:55Shut up.
00:03:56Felix?
00:04:02What the fuck?
00:04:06What the fuck?
00:04:07Sophie? My roommate? My best friend?
00:04:11Felix, we've been together for five years.
00:04:14After my parents died, you two were everything to me.
00:04:17How could you do this?
00:04:18You think I actually care about your terrible writing?
00:04:20Or that Felix wants to babysit you in your delusions?
00:04:24Maybe if you spent a little less time obsessing over your pathetic little dream, you'd know how to keep a man.
00:04:30I don't know how to keep a man?
00:04:32No, maybe not.
00:04:34But I sure as hell know how to tear you up.
00:04:40Damn!
00:04:41I thought football was brutal.
00:04:42Fetch.
00:04:46Look at you! You're in hate! That's why I'd rather fuck a vibrator than touch you!
00:04:49My vibrator lasts longer than you do.
00:04:53Are you okay?
00:04:57Enjoy my discount, fuck, Sophie.
00:04:59He's used goods.
00:05:00That's right, run away. That's right. No man will ever want a pathetic mess like you!
00:05:04He does. This is my new boyfriend.
00:05:10Sorry.
00:05:12Sorry.
00:05:23See?
00:05:24I always knew I could do better than you, you limp dick loser.
00:05:28And I hate you, you bald-headed skink.
00:05:33Have fun, you bitch!
00:05:35You gotta regret this!
00:05:39Okay, show's over. You can let go now.
00:05:44Sorry. I just...
00:05:46Oh, you're sorry? You're sorry for what? Shredding my shirt?
00:05:49Or for using me as a personal revenge stunt against your ex?
00:05:52I mean, you are like a feral cat. You know that?
00:05:55You're all claws, zero consent.
00:05:58Just stay the hell away from me, okay?
00:06:00And I hope to never see you ever again. Bye-bye.
00:06:03Fine!
00:06:05I wouldn't want to be with a self-obsessed narcissistic prick like you anyway.
00:06:11I hate men!
00:06:17You will not believe the day I'm having.
00:06:20Some psycho woman kissed me to piss off her ex.
00:06:23Interesting. I met an arrogant prick. Guess we both had a bad day.
00:06:37By the way, no update today.
00:06:41My stuff. My computer. My life is still in that apartment.
00:06:47Holy shit. Get out.
00:06:53Holy shit. Get out.
00:07:03Holy shit.
00:07:05Sophie!
00:07:06Sophie!
00:07:09Sophie, come on!
00:07:10Alright, fine.
00:07:11I have a little note for you, too.
00:07:14I...
00:07:15dumped...
00:07:17you.
00:07:19Smiley face. How about that?
00:07:24Get a new wig, Sophie!
00:07:25Okay, so I won that battle.
00:07:29But where the hell do I go now?
00:07:35That was...
00:07:40Mom's house.
00:07:42Mom, I just love this new house.
00:07:44Can we just spend every Christmas here?
00:07:48Sure, sweetie.
00:07:50Now come help me hang these stockings.
00:07:52Yes!
00:07:54Okay.
00:07:55I get the red one.
00:07:56Okay, fine.
00:07:57I'll take green again.
00:08:02Not long after, we had to sell that house to cover Mom's treatment.
00:08:05But...
00:08:06it still wasn't enough to keep her alive.
00:08:09And I haven't celebrated Christmas since.
00:08:15Five years of saving.
00:08:18Hope Mom can bring me some good luck.
00:08:20Hi, um, I'm calling about the rental.
00:08:23Is it still available?
00:08:25Great, I'll take it.
00:08:30Put up these decorations.
00:08:37Finally, I'm back at my house.
00:08:39What the hell are you doing in my house?
00:08:49You?
00:08:51Your house?
00:08:52I don't think so.
00:08:54I just rented it.
00:08:55Oh, you did what?
00:08:56Yeah.
00:08:57Lady, I bought this place last month.
00:08:59Now what's your game this time?
00:09:00Part two of the Psycho Stalker Tour?
00:09:04Wait.
00:09:05I have proof.
00:09:06Huh.
00:09:07Mm-hmm.
00:09:10The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:14Shocker.
00:09:18Um, try the key.
00:09:23Let me guess, not fitting?
00:09:25Just wait.
00:09:27Okay.
00:09:28Something's wrong.
00:09:29So...
00:09:30Leave, or I'm calling the cops.
00:09:31Wait!
00:09:32Come on, please.
00:09:33I think I was scammed.
00:09:34I don't have anywhere else to go.
00:09:36That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.
00:09:38Are you serious?
00:09:39Come on.
00:09:40I don't have any money.
00:09:41I was scammed.
00:09:42Can I just stay here for the night?
00:09:43I'll be out in the morning.
00:09:44My house is not some charity motel princess,
00:09:47and I don't live with strange women.
00:09:49Please move.
00:09:50Please, please.
00:09:51I'm sorry.
00:09:52See?
00:09:53This key works.
00:09:55Don't you have family?
00:09:56It's Christmas.
00:09:57Bye.
00:09:58Come on.
00:10:00They're dressed so cute.
00:10:01That's a really ugly plant.
00:10:10Leave.
00:10:27Scammed, homeless, kicked out onto the street
00:10:29by a monster.
00:10:31I think this is the perfect writing material.
00:10:33Hmm.
00:10:46No, no, no.
00:10:47Lock it down, Shaysel.
00:10:48No sympathy.
00:10:50Hey, where are you?
00:10:52Tell me how to help.
00:10:53Cash?
00:10:54You're sweet.
00:10:55But no.
00:10:56I'm not a charity case.
00:10:57I'll figure it out.
00:10:58Hmm.
00:10:59You're sweet.
00:11:00But no.
00:11:01I'm not a charity case.
00:11:02I'll figure it out.
00:11:03Hmm.
00:11:04How long are you going to sit out here?
00:11:06I don't need TMZ snapping a photo
00:11:07and giving me another rumored girlfriend.
00:11:08Hey.
00:11:09Hello Kitty.
00:11:10Didn't you hear me?
00:11:11Hey.
00:11:12Hello Kitty.
00:11:13Didn't you hear me?
00:11:14Hey.
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00:12:04No, you're not.
00:12:07Can you take this?
00:12:08What is it?
00:12:09This is medicine for your fever.
00:12:13No.
00:12:14No?
00:12:14Yes.
00:12:15You're burning.
00:12:16Open up, please.
00:12:25You are something.
00:12:26I'm never.
00:12:27All right.
00:12:28If you need me, I will...
00:12:30Don't need me.
00:12:32Blanket.
00:12:35Oh.
00:13:02What are you doing to me?
00:13:06You pervert!
00:13:09What?
00:13:09What are you doing to me?
00:13:10You pervert!
00:13:13Oh.
00:13:14I drag your half-dead, soaking wet body into my house, I save you from pneumonia, and
00:13:19take care of you all night, and you slap me?
00:13:21What?
00:13:21Do you think I'm some kind of creep?
00:13:23No.
00:13:23No, no, wait.
00:13:24I'm sorry.
00:13:24I just thought that...
00:13:25Look, it doesn't matter.
00:13:27Just slap me back and we'll be even, okay?
00:13:30Sweetheart, I don't hit women, okay?
00:13:32Even when they clearly deserve it.
00:13:34Because this face is a $10 million insurance policy, okay?
00:13:37So now that you're awake and violent, you can see yourself out.
00:13:40No, wait, please.
00:13:41I have nowhere else to go, okay?
00:13:43I can pay rent.
00:13:44Yeah?
00:13:45Okay, here.
00:13:45This should be enough for a motel and a bus to get to anywhere that is not here.
00:13:50Now get out!
00:13:50No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:52Look, I can work for you, okay?
00:13:53I can cook and I can clean and I'm a writer and my novel will sell, okay?
00:13:57And I will pay you back.
00:13:59Look, this is going to sound weird, but this was my mother's house, okay?
00:14:05And it's all that I have left of her.
00:14:08If you come home alone, I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay!
00:14:16Fine.
00:14:17You can stay.
00:14:19But I have conditions.
00:14:22Oh, yeah.
00:14:25You want me to be your fake girlfriend?
00:14:29My grandmother is insistent.
00:14:31You'll come home with me for Christmas Eve.
00:14:32That is the deal.
00:14:34In exchange, you can stay here until New Year's.
00:14:37You'll need to sign this cohabitation agreement, you know, just to make sure everything is under my control.
00:14:43Okay.
00:14:43Rule number one, do not enter my bedroom unless I ask you to clean it.
00:14:48Easy.
00:14:49Rule two, no intimate actions can take place.
00:14:52And rule three, do not fall in love with me.
00:14:57Excuse me, are you mocking me?
00:14:59Is something funny?
00:14:59No.
00:15:01I just think that, I mean, this is very thorough.
00:15:07And I just got dumped, so trust me, that's the last thing on my mind.
00:15:11That's precisely why it's a rule.
00:15:13A woman on the rebound meets a man who is superior to her ex in every way.
00:15:16I mean, you're just a classic high-risk case.
00:15:18You have a very rich imagination.
00:15:21You should consider writing.
00:15:22Oh, sorry, I should have asked this.
00:15:35What's your name?
00:15:37Chasel.
00:15:40Chasel Brady?
00:15:42Chasel Brady?
00:15:43Got that.
00:15:45I'll go get my stuff.
00:15:46Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:48You just got that?
00:15:50After hearing my name.
00:15:51What do you mean by got that?
00:15:52Should I know your name?
00:15:55Oh, you're an actor.
00:15:56I don't do stage plays.
00:16:00Okay, football, the Super Bowl.
00:16:03Do you know how many women would kill to be in your position?
00:16:06Yeah, okay, fine, fine, superstar.
00:16:08Sorry.
00:16:09Um, I'll go grab my stuff and bring it back.
00:16:15Oh, please remember to open the door for me, okay?
00:16:19That's my rule.
00:16:23Jesus.
00:16:25Wait, she just left like that?
00:16:26Sophie!
00:16:37My book.
00:16:39No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:45Sophie!
00:16:49Oh!
00:16:50I thought you weren't coming back, so I threw out your garbage for you.
00:16:54Garbage?
00:16:55Sophie, this is my life's work.
00:16:58My career.
00:17:01Your career where your mom was your only reader?
00:17:04Poor writer just begging for pity sales.
00:17:10Funny.
00:17:10Because at least my job pays the bills.
00:17:13Whereas you have to leech off of your stolen boyfriends for survival.
00:17:22Sophie?
00:17:22Sophie?
00:17:22This is where your work belongs.
00:17:29No!
00:17:36What's going on, babe?
00:17:37Look who's here.
00:17:38My charity case, X.
00:17:46Back to collect the rest of your trash.
00:17:48Where's the new boyfriend?
00:17:49Where's the new boyfriend?
00:17:50Oh, or did you just pick some random guy to put on a show?
00:17:54My boyfriend isn't a random guy, and he lasts longer than 30 seconds.
00:17:58He isn't here for you, though, is he?
00:18:01See, that's your fate, Dora.
00:18:03No man is ever going to truly love a pathetic, frigid woman like you.
00:18:07Unlike Sophie.
00:18:09She's carrying my baby.
00:18:10We're getting married.
00:18:11But if you really have nowhere to go, you could stay on and be our maid.
00:18:15Take care of the baby.
00:18:16A driver?
00:18:34I mean, babe, I know you were desperate, but I didn't realize you had no standards, too.
00:18:39She's just digging through the trash for men.
00:18:42Pathetic!
00:18:46Sorry, I'm late, babe.
00:18:55Hey.
00:18:56Hi.
00:18:57Uh, I know you.
00:19:01Holy shit, you're the most valuable quarterback in the world.
00:19:05You and Dora?
00:19:06No way.
00:19:07Hey, Daniel, grab her things.
00:19:10Just the suitcase.
00:19:11Thanks.
00:19:13Autograph?
00:19:14Maybe later.
00:19:15Come on, let's go.
00:19:16Oh, I almost forgot.
00:19:20How did she manage to get some golden boy?
00:19:27Okay, how did you...
00:19:28No, why did you come?
00:19:30Everyone is waiting for you.
00:19:32Everyone?
00:19:33Who?
00:19:33Wait, where are we going, Chaisal?
00:19:35You'll see.
00:19:36Just put this on, you're going to need it.
00:19:39Okay, don't look.
00:19:41Yeah, I won't look.
00:19:42Seriously.
00:19:43I'm looking out the window.
00:19:44Will, too.
00:19:44I didn't see anything.
00:19:58Stay close.
00:19:59Don't say anything.
00:20:00Who's the blonde girl, Chaisal?
00:20:07Chaisal, who's the blonde?
00:20:08Can you give an answer to your fans?
00:20:11Holy shit.
00:20:13Who's the blonde?
00:20:13Who's the blonde girl?
00:20:14I know, it's Chaisal, Brady.
00:20:17I know.
00:20:17That's the word for your fans.
00:20:19Please, be seated.
00:20:20Chaisal, who is that fine young lady?
00:20:26Does this mean you're finally settling down?
00:20:28I want to say thank you all for coming.
00:20:31I know people have always been interested in my personal life and sexual orientation.
00:20:37And some fans have been bugging me because I'm single.
00:20:40So, I have invited you all here today.
00:20:44It is with a very, very happy heart.
00:20:47I introduce you to Doris Swift.
00:20:50My fiance.
00:20:51You can stay with me for an entire year, and no one will ever bully you again.
00:21:09Or, you could back out.
00:21:11Up to you.
00:21:12Are you planning on impersonating a statue all day, or were you going to say thank you
00:21:30at some point?
00:21:31Thank you?
00:21:33For what?
00:21:34For making me famous overnight in front of the entire country?
00:21:37You never told me you were this famous, okay?
00:21:40I haven't seen that many reporters since the presidential election.
00:21:44I told you that I'm Chaisal Brady.
00:21:47It's not my fault you live under a rock.
00:21:49You know what, besides, that's twice now that I've saved you from your pathetic axe.
00:21:53Oh, well thank you, Captain America.
00:21:55You're welcome.
00:22:06This writing feels so familiar.
00:22:10You wrote this?
00:22:21You wrote this?
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24I've been trying to write more romance lately.
00:22:26The market really likes this genre, so...
00:22:28Ah, that makes sense.
00:22:30I never heard Dee was writing romance.
00:22:32How could she possibly be Dee?
00:22:34You call it romance?
00:22:35The love story in this is drier-than-week-old toast.
00:22:39Okay, so...
00:22:41How do I fix it?
00:22:43I mean, I've never been good at writing romance because I've never been in a good relationship.
00:22:47Uh...
00:22:47Yeah, well, I mean...
00:22:48I mean, men, first of all, they're like taxis.
00:22:51One leaves, the next one comes.
00:22:54You need to find a man dripping with hormones.
00:22:57Uh...
00:22:58Get your estrogen just, like, firing in all cylinders.
00:23:03This is gold.
00:23:04Seriously.
00:23:05Okay, so wait.
00:23:06How does a woman know if a man is interested in her?
00:23:09It's primitive.
00:23:13You can't help it.
00:23:15Yeah.
00:23:16Looks for excuses for physical contact.
00:23:19Oh, and he always wants to help her.
00:23:21Even when every rational part of his brain is screaming at him not to.
00:23:27Okay.
00:23:28Yeah, this is awesome.
00:23:34Sorry, Emily, babe.
00:23:37So...
00:23:38when you were
00:23:40helping me earlier.
00:23:43Because...
00:23:44Don't even
00:23:46dream it?
00:23:48Uh, lesson's over.
00:23:49My house is a disaster.
00:23:51You probably should clean it.
00:23:52Thanks, Jim.
00:24:01Oh, cool.
00:24:02I know these directors.
00:24:06Edison Gray will be there?
00:24:08He's one of the biggest investors in Hollywood.
00:24:11He buys my novel and turns it into a movie?
00:24:13Chasel!
00:24:15Chasel!
00:24:17Chasel!
00:24:18You will not believe what you threw away.
00:24:20What are you doing?
00:24:28Get out, I'm naked!
00:24:29Okay, I can see that.
00:24:32Why are you naked?
00:24:33I don't know.
00:24:34Gee, I live here.
00:24:35Okay, okay.
00:24:36Let's get one thing straight.
00:24:38This is my household, okay?
00:24:40I'm the boss.
00:24:41And frankly, millions of women would pay to see this.
00:24:44Okay, well, I'm not one of them.
00:24:46I don't want to see your bamboo.
00:24:50Hey!
00:24:51No!
00:24:51You don't see them.
00:24:53What do you want?
00:24:55Party.
00:24:56This party.
00:24:56Take me.
00:24:58No, I'm not interested in that.
00:25:00But Edison Gray is going to be there.
00:25:02The Edison Gray.
00:25:03He's an investor.
00:25:04It could change my life.
00:25:07I'm dressed.
00:25:09Think about it.
00:25:10If Edison Gray buys my novel, I'll have money.
00:25:14So I can pay you back and get out of here.
00:25:16Look, it's a win-win.
00:25:18Think about it.
00:25:26You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:33You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:42Too bad I'm a man of principles.
00:25:47Do you practice these lines in the mirror?
00:25:49Or does the narcissism just flow out of you naturally?
00:25:53Is this how you beg?
00:25:54Please, Mr. Brady.
00:25:59You are the most charming, kind, amazing, smart, perfect man I've ever met.
00:26:07You'll take me.
00:26:08Won't you?
00:26:10Fine.
00:26:12I'll get you in.
00:26:13Yeah.
00:26:13But I'm not pitching your sad little novel for you.
00:26:18Okay?
00:26:18Okay.
00:26:20That's on you.
00:26:20But the people at this party, they're vultures, okay?
00:26:25You gotta at least look the part.
00:26:30Can't you smell that?
00:26:32Smell what?
00:26:33It's the smell of poverty and failure.
00:26:35And one.
00:26:37Apologize.
00:26:40Okay, Misha.
00:26:42Look like a million bucks on a zero-dollar budget.
00:26:45Yeah, this should be easy.
00:26:46Okay.
00:26:50Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:02Oh no.
00:27:03This ring...
00:27:04If it's perfectly.
00:27:06It's meant to be.
00:27:07I have to have it.
00:27:08I can't let them see me here.
00:27:11I can't let them see me here.
00:27:14Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:16This ring...
00:27:17It's everything.
00:27:18I...
00:27:18I need it.
00:27:19If it's perfectly.
00:27:20It has to be mine.
00:27:21Get it for me now, please, please, please, please.
00:27:23Are you writing?
00:27:26We can't wait to see the new chapters.
00:27:30Staring at my nightmare.
00:27:32I meet my ex and his pregnant homewrecker.
00:27:34I want to run.
00:27:37Don't let them win.
00:27:39Spit on them.
00:27:42I'd know that annoying laugh anywhere.
00:27:46Dora!
00:27:46Dora!
00:27:48I see you're here all alone.
00:27:51I mean, what's the point of even having a rich boyfriend if he's not going to buy you anything?
00:27:56Meanwhile, my Felix would buy me the moon if I asked him to.
00:28:00For you, everything.
00:28:01I just texted Dee to spit on them, and she did it.
00:28:18Could she be...
00:28:31No, no, impossible.
00:28:34Dee is a talented, sweet, lovely girl.
00:28:37Dora is a walking disaster.
00:28:39If she were Dee, I would rather die.
00:28:43Everything in the store in her size.
00:28:46Bag it up.
00:28:46Oh, and, uh, I want something limited edition.
00:28:51You got that?
00:28:53Oh, uh, sir, this is our one and only piece in the whole world, going for $300,000.
00:28:58Oh, $300,000.
00:29:01We will take it.
00:29:03Look at that.
00:29:09Pretty nice, huh?
00:29:10See that?
00:29:11There you go, Dora.
00:29:12Um, don't you think this is a little much?
00:29:16I just can't stand watching someone bully my employee.
00:29:21Oh, and by the way, all of this, going on your rent tab.
00:29:25That's...
00:29:25Mm-hmm.
00:29:27God, you know what?
00:29:28It must be exhausting acting like buying some pink dress is like winning the lottery.
00:29:33You two are just so adorable.
00:29:35Dora, we have places to be.
00:29:41That bitch!
00:29:45Are you done yet?
00:29:46We're going to be late.
00:29:48All right, I'm going to count to three.
00:29:49If you're not out here, we're not going.
00:29:52One, two.
00:29:58Um.
00:30:03She.
00:30:04She is amazing.
00:30:07So, how do I look?
00:30:09Money definitely makes things better.
00:30:12Um, I'll wait outside.
00:30:14Hey.
00:30:16Could you come in for a second?
00:30:27Uh.
00:30:29I need help with my zipper.
00:30:30Come on.
00:30:31Okay.
00:30:31Okay.
00:30:31Okay.
00:30:31Thanks.
00:30:45I'll be outside.
00:30:47Thanks
00:30:59I'll be inside
00:31:01Get it together
00:31:05She's Dora the Disaster
00:31:07Not Lovely D
00:31:17She's Dora the руfer
00:31:24Just a soft sun
00:31:30And so quick
00:31:36Back to our new people
00:31:42Just a little bit
00:31:44Oh my god, um, I am so sorry that was a complete accident um yeah for sure did you plan that kind of feels like one of those cheesy movie moments
00:32:02That falling down the stairs and almost killing myself did I plan that?
00:32:06A little bit yeah no my heel got caught and then I fell
00:32:10Hold that thought
00:32:14Voila
00:32:24Did you buy me these shoes?
00:32:26Don't get me wrong, okay? I just don't want you embarrassing me at the party tonight
00:32:32Okay
00:32:34Other foot, thank you. Seems like something they do in the movies
00:32:38Okay, so how does St. Grace gonna be here? I'm gonna be fine
00:32:42Please, please do not look like a starving animal who just found a piece of steak. These people can smell desperation
00:32:47Starving animal? That's so rude. I'm not gonna be liking you
00:32:50Oh my god, that's how to sing graduate, Sam
00:32:52Don't stare, don't stare, don't stare
00:32:54Just look anywhere else. Don't look him in the eyes
00:32:56Okay, so if he buys my novel, I mean my future will be brighter than the headlights on your G-Wagon
00:33:01That's impossible. I just got new chrome
00:33:03Will D feel the same as Dora? The need for just one person to believe in her?
00:33:10Chazel! Glad you could make it
00:33:12Mm-hmm, Edison, there's someone I want you to meet
00:33:15This is Dora, she is a writer
00:33:18Oh
00:33:19Oh your hand, hi, hi
00:33:22And she is brilliant
00:33:24I mean, she's the whole reason I came tonight
00:33:26Really?
00:33:27You need to read her manuscript, I'm telling you
00:33:29I cannot believe that Chazel announced an engagement
00:33:35Look at her, she's so plain
00:33:38Lee's aura, it's obviously a publicity stunt
00:33:41You know him, he's probably just trying to make you jealous
00:33:45Well, it's working
00:33:47Look at him together, he looks so comfortable
00:33:51I mean, he even introduced her to Edison
00:33:53Don't be silly, everybody knows that Chazel Brady has only ever had eyes for you
00:33:57He's just trying to get your attention
00:33:58He's America's quarterback
00:34:00You're America's sweetheart
00:34:02This whole fiancé thing is just a cry for you to take him back
00:34:06Well, he knows where to find me when he's done playing with his little toys
00:34:11It's a story just about a small town girl
00:34:14Um, she actually runs into the
00:34:17Sorry
00:34:18I'm getting a little nervous
00:34:20Well, Dora, I'll tell you what
00:34:21It's got potential
00:34:22Really?
00:34:23Yeah
00:34:24Oh, I think that's
00:34:25Yeah, I'm so sorry guys, I gotta take this
00:34:27Yeah, totally
00:34:28Bye
00:34:29Chazel
00:34:32Long time no see
00:34:33Aura, I told you I don't like public theatrics
00:34:37And this must be your new friend
00:34:41It's Aura Vance
00:34:42It's a pleasure
00:34:43Oh
00:34:44Don't take her down
00:34:45No
00:34:48Who is this?
00:34:49Please don't tell me you're in a love triangle situation
00:34:52Because I put a no home-wrecking clause in the contract
00:34:56Can you dial back on the melodramatic soap opera plots, please?
00:34:59She's just a clean ex
00:35:01We broke up centuries ago
00:35:03And just play along so we can get rid of her
00:35:05She'll be gone
00:35:06Okay
00:35:07I'll help you
00:35:08But I'm not paying rent this month
00:35:10Fine
00:35:11I wasn't expecting you to pay anyway
00:35:12You're a chief student
00:35:13Well Chazel
00:35:14Aren't you gonna introduce your new friend?
00:35:16I can do it
00:35:17I'm Dora
00:35:18It's nice to meet you
00:35:19Actually, if you haven't heard the news, I'd be happy to clarify
00:35:21This is Dora
00:35:24My fiancee
00:35:25Oh my god
00:35:35Chazel's serious this time
00:35:37Who's the girl?
00:35:38I don't know
00:35:39But she just bagged the most unobtainable man in the aisle
00:35:42Chazel
00:35:47Chazel
00:35:48Uh huh
00:35:49Always a comedian
00:35:51Well, regardless
00:35:53Right?
00:35:54Congratulations
00:35:55Thank you
00:35:56Fiancee or not
00:35:58But Dora, I really meant what I said earlier
00:36:01Your manuscript's
00:36:03It has heart
00:36:04It's got a lot of potential
00:36:05I would love to set up a meeting with you
00:36:07Thank you
00:36:08Thank you so much, Mr. Graham
00:36:09Okay, let me see the story that has him so touched
00:36:11Hold this
00:36:14Oh, Eddie
00:36:15Always the sentimental fool
00:36:18But this?
00:36:20This is pathetic
00:36:21You know, all weepy heart
00:36:23Zero brains
00:36:26It'd be embarrassing for you to invest in this
00:36:29Trash
00:36:30Trash?
00:36:36No!
00:36:38No!
00:36:39No!
00:36:41No!
00:36:42Hey!
00:36:43No!
00:36:44No!
00:36:45No!
00:36:46Are you insane?
00:36:47Forget the paper!
00:36:48Come on!
00:36:49Come on!
00:36:50God!
00:36:51Jesus, seriously, what were you thinking?
00:36:52You're gonna risk drowning for a manuscript?
00:36:57Oh my god, I wasn't drowning!
00:36:58It's cold!
00:36:59And this is my life, okay?
00:37:00This is my work!
00:37:01Wait, were you worried about me?
00:37:02Look, don't flatter yourself, I just don't want to play doctor when you get sick?
00:37:03It'd be a total pain in my ass!
00:37:04It's typical!
00:37:05I can't even get one decent lie out of my man's mouth
00:37:06Look, your opinion of her story means nothing!
00:37:07And you don't get to shame someone for acting like that!
00:37:08You don't get to shame someone for acting like that!
00:37:09What are you thinking?
00:37:10What are you thinking?
00:37:11You're gonna risk drowning for a manuscript?
00:37:12Oh my god, I wasn't drowning!
00:37:13It's cold!
00:37:14This is my life, okay?
00:37:15This is my work!
00:37:16Wait, were you worried about me?
00:37:19Look, don't flatter yourself, I just don't want to play doctor when you get sick!
00:37:23It'd be a total pain in my ass!
00:37:25It's typical!
00:37:26I can't even get one decent lie out of my man's mouth!
00:37:32Look, your opinion of her story means nothing!
00:37:35And you don't get to shame someone for actually creating something!
00:37:38Are you really gonna lower yourself for this nobody?
00:37:42Is she really worth your reputation, Jaisal?
00:37:45Let's get one thing clear, Aura
00:37:49The only thing low here is your act
00:37:52Yeah, daddy's money bought your seat
00:37:54It didn't buy you the right to judge people
00:37:57How could you?
00:37:59Apologize to her now
00:38:03Let's just calm down, Jaisal, alright?
00:38:06Aura, you did go a little too far!
00:38:08And that's fine, we'll just save it!
00:38:09This is not a boardroom negotiation!
00:38:11Either she apologizes to my fiancé
00:38:14Or I walk from your little club permanently
00:38:17What's it gonna be?
00:38:19Can you just apologize, Jaisal?
00:38:22I apologize
00:38:29Ready to go?
00:38:34Yeah
00:38:35I gotta be honest though, Dora, she is fine
00:38:40No, she is not!
00:38:41I caught like I see it
00:38:43No, Jaisal's just writing that new toy hi
00:38:46Pretty soon he'll come running back to me where he belongs
00:38:49Seriously?
00:39:01You've been crying since 8pm
00:39:03Are you secretly a water balloon?
00:39:06She called my life's work trash!
00:39:12Okay?
00:39:13That's like someone being like
00:39:14Your Super Bowl rings are plastic, bro
00:39:19Okay, one, they're vaulted
00:39:21Okay
00:39:22Okay?
00:39:23Two
00:39:24Look, it's almost midnight
00:39:27Decapitate her in your next draft
00:39:29But please, please, please just let me sleep
00:39:32How are you so cold?
00:39:36Okay?
00:39:37Why don't men know how to consult
00:39:41A hysterical woman?
00:39:44Just do it like they do in the movies, okay?
00:39:47Be thoughtful and comforting and caring
00:39:50Okay?
00:39:51Just be like the freaking leading man
00:39:53Come here
00:40:05Like this?
00:40:18Are you feeling better now?
00:40:21Are you feeling better now?
00:40:23Today he jumped in the pool to save me
00:40:26And now he's comforting me?
00:40:29What?
00:40:42Christ, you know, you raccoon eyes
00:40:44You're tragic
00:40:46Buy a waterproof next time
00:40:48You go to bed
00:40:53What the hell was that?
00:40:56I almost kissed her
00:40:58The walking disaster?
00:40:59What the hell was that?
00:41:00I almost kissed her
00:41:02The walking disaster?
00:41:04My heart never raced like this for Felix
00:41:16Not even once
00:41:17So why is it going crazy now?
00:41:19He's going crazy now
00:41:20Oh no
00:41:21Oh no
00:41:22Don't tell me I'm actually
00:41:24Falling for him
00:41:26Dee is my soulmate
00:41:28I'm sure of that
00:41:30Dora?
00:41:31She's just some random woman who happened to be in my house
00:41:34That's it
00:41:35Hey
00:41:39Hey
00:41:40What are you up to?
00:41:48Confession
00:41:49I might be into someone
00:41:50And it's terrifying
00:41:52Good morning sleeping beauty
00:42:06Your pancakes are going to get cold
00:42:13Fine
00:42:14I guess I'll eat your bacon myself
00:42:17Jesus Chasel
00:42:28Oh my god
00:42:29What did you do?
00:42:32An alcoholic Christmas tree?
00:42:35You are so drunk
00:42:36And...
00:42:38And talented
00:42:47Wait...
00:42:58Jesus Chasel
00:43:00Stop!
00:43:01You're burning up
00:43:02We need a doctor
00:43:03Now
00:43:04Come on
00:43:05No, no, no
00:43:06No doctors
00:43:07No press
00:43:09Are...
00:43:10Are you serious right now?
00:43:12You're burning up
00:43:14Imagine the tabloids
00:43:16Imagine two degree fever
00:43:18It takes out
00:43:19Iron Man Chasel
00:43:21No, I'd rather die
00:43:23Wow
00:43:25Your damn ego needs an ICU of its own
00:43:29Also, what the hell?
00:43:30Did you get dumped by someone or something?
00:43:33Fuck
00:43:35You are scarily perceptive and you're not crying
00:43:39Fine
00:43:40Die here
00:43:41I'm not planning your funeral
00:43:46She's kinda cute
00:43:48She's kinda cute
00:43:49She's kinda cute
00:43:50Her
00:44:09Every rom-com has this scene
00:44:11Girl finds the guy she's crushing on totally defenseless passed out in front of her
00:44:16defenseless, passed out in front of her.
00:44:18Now comes the million dollar question.
00:44:21What's her next move?
00:44:23Since when did you take your temperature with my face?
00:44:50It's a European method, and it's very accurate.
00:44:54Right, and I'm the Pope.
00:44:58Bathroom?
00:45:01Now, unless, uh, you want me to puke on you?
00:45:05Oh, come on.
00:45:06Oh, me.
00:45:07Okay.
00:45:08Oh, here.
00:45:11Chasel!
00:45:13I brought you a new Christmas sweater that I knitted.
00:45:18Chasel?
00:45:19Chasel?
00:45:20Are you home?
00:45:22Oh.
00:45:23Thank God.
00:45:24You're so heavy.
00:45:26Muscle density, sweetheart.
00:45:29What?
00:45:30You want to see me naked again?
00:45:32No.
00:45:33I just...
00:45:34I'm worried.
00:45:35What if you fall or something?
00:45:36I'm not so weak that I need help from a woman to take my pants off.
00:45:40Unless that's, uh, unless that's what you're hoping for.
00:45:47You're shameless.
00:45:49Whoa!
00:45:53Damn.
00:45:54You really went for that?
00:45:55It was an accident.
00:45:56I swear.
00:45:57Sure it was.
00:45:58It was.
00:45:59Oh, my God!
00:46:03Oh, my God!
00:46:05Grandma, what are you doing here?
00:46:07What am I doing here?
00:46:08After your superhero stunt?
00:46:11Even the Pope knows you're engaged.
00:46:14Did you think I wouldn't investigate?
00:46:18You know, I thought he hired an actress.
00:46:21Like one of those ridiculous vertical short dramas.
00:46:25But after seeing all this, I'm reassured.
00:46:32Oh, uh, well, actually, we, um, aren't.
00:46:35Uh, you know what?
00:46:37Case closed.
00:46:38Now you see we are a real happy couple.
00:46:41So please leave.
00:46:42Your mother and father saw the pictures of you rescuing her from the pool.
00:46:48They want to see you.
00:46:50So you will bring your fiancée seven o'clock sharp.
00:46:56I can't, okay?
00:46:57I'm sick.
00:46:59I have a, uh, uh, really bad fever.
00:47:02Oh, yeah.
00:47:03Men don't get sick.
00:47:04They get dramatic.
00:47:05Take a pill and stop the theatrics.
00:47:09Be there.
00:47:13Oh.
00:47:14Yes, dear.
00:47:15Be careful.
00:47:16Don't let these men fool you, okay?
00:47:19Come on.
00:47:20I mean, what is a man?
00:47:22Uh, legs?
00:47:24A cock?
00:47:25And words that just float out of their mouth and disappear once they're said.
00:47:30Right.
00:47:31You let me know if Chase will bullies you, okay?
00:47:35Yeah.
00:47:36Come on, Grandma.
00:47:38Hey.
00:47:43Wow.
00:47:44Your girl was so cool.
00:47:48Nope.
00:47:49Whoa.
00:47:50I can't do this.
00:47:51Your parents probably used solid gold toothpicks and I'm gonna say something stupid and then
00:48:00they'll have me arrested for poor taste.
00:48:02Think of it like, like research.
00:48:05My family makes your villains look like amateurs.
00:48:09Okay, but where's your grandma?
00:48:14I thought she'd be here for this.
00:48:16She spends Christmas Eve at home.
00:48:18With my grandpa.
00:48:20Passed away ten years ago and it's kind of her thing.
00:48:24Oh.
00:48:25You ready?
00:48:26Okay.
00:48:27Go?
00:48:28Okay.
00:48:29You knock.
00:48:30Go?
00:48:31Go?
00:48:32Go?
00:48:33Go?
00:48:34Go?
00:48:35Go?
00:48:36Go?
00:48:37Go?
00:48:38Go?
00:48:39Go?
00:48:40Uh, Mom?
00:48:41Dad?
00:48:42This is Dora.
00:48:43It's so nice to meet you both.
00:48:45It's Dora.
00:48:47So nice to meet you both.
00:48:53Dinner's getting cold.
00:49:04Mmmmm.
00:49:06Washed potatoes are really good.
00:49:10Didn't make that thrown up, but...
00:49:12We saw Aura at the club.
00:49:17She looked radiant.
00:49:20Such a waste you let that one get away.
00:49:23You were a perfect match.
00:49:26Mom, Dora is right here.
00:49:29Please show some respect.
00:49:31It's okay.
00:49:32Respect? For what?
00:49:35A girl with no job who thinks she can latch on to our son
00:49:38and marry into this family?
00:49:41Let me be clear.
00:49:43That will never happen.
00:49:49You know what?
00:49:51I am not surprised.
00:49:53This is what you two always do, isn't it?
00:49:55Watch your tone.
00:49:57We're stating facts.
00:49:59This family has standards.
00:50:01Your standard.
00:50:02Your standard.
00:50:03Your standard is a bank statement.
00:50:05Oh.
00:50:06You only care about money?
00:50:07About status?
00:50:08I mean, have you ever even once asked what I want?
00:50:11I can't think of one time.
00:50:13Grow up, son.
00:50:15You're not a person.
00:50:17You're a franchise.
00:50:19And you're risking everything for this fucking nobody.
00:50:23Her name is Dora.
00:50:25And I'm not gonna marry Aura or whoever you want.
00:50:27Okay?
00:50:28It's my life.
00:50:29I'm gonna do with it what I want.
00:50:30Got it?
00:50:31Not why you parry my name.
00:50:38Maybe I don't want it.
00:50:43I'm sorry.
00:50:44Let's go.
00:50:45Okay.
00:50:46Now.
00:50:47Okay.
00:50:58Okay, Chesol.
00:50:59Slow down.
00:51:00It's not worth getting this angry over.
00:51:01No, you're right.
00:51:02I should not have brought you here to witness this scene.
00:51:04Look, I just think you guys shouldn't be talking to each other like that.
00:51:07They're just worried about you.
00:51:09That's all.
00:51:10Worried?
00:51:11Is that what you call calculating my net worth since I was 16?
00:51:14I don't.
00:51:15Don't you dare defend them.
00:51:18Don't you dare defend them.
00:51:20I'm not defending them.
00:51:21I'm defending you.
00:51:22Okay?
00:51:23You shouldn't be enemies with your own parents.
00:51:25Look, you don't get it.
00:51:27Okay?
00:51:28You never will.
00:51:29You just swoop in with your rom-com logic and think you can fix everything?
00:51:32You can't script real life.
00:51:35Okay, fine, fine.
00:51:37Sorry that I was trying to look out for you.
00:51:39I won't do it again.
00:51:40You can trust me on that.
00:51:42Just let me out.
00:51:43Let me out.
00:51:44Please stop the car.
00:51:45I am, I am.
00:51:46Now.
00:51:51Fine.
00:51:52Enjoy your walk.
00:51:53Oh, I will!
00:52:00Wait, what?
00:52:01Aren't you supposed to get out and tell me not to be angry?
00:52:04This isn't how it's supposed to work!
00:52:06Asshole!
00:52:11Dora?
00:52:14Damn it.
00:52:15Chasel, it wasn't her fault.
00:52:17She was just trying to help.
00:52:19You shouldn't have taken it out on her.
00:52:21Dora!
00:52:31Dora!
00:52:36She's in a damn cocktail dress in the middle of nowhere!
00:52:38How are you thinking?
00:52:39How are you thinking?
00:52:40How?
00:52:41Dora, I am so glad you agreed to me.
00:52:53And I'm being totally honest when I said everything I said at the party was true.
00:52:58Your writing has soul.
00:53:00It's rare.
00:53:02Thanks.
00:53:05I really needed to hear that tonight.
00:53:08And that is why I want to invest in you.
00:53:10But not just a book.
00:53:13No, a bigger scale.
00:53:14A biography.
00:53:16A biography about Chasel Brady.
00:53:20Now, hear me out.
00:53:21Okay, look.
00:53:22I know he's already said no to every single producer in town.
00:53:24I get that.
00:53:26But you, Dora.
00:53:28You have the keys.
00:53:33This is it.
00:53:35The career break I've prayed for.
00:53:37But I can't betray Chasel's trust.
00:53:40Mr. Gray, thank you.
00:53:42But if he already said no, then that's the answer.
00:53:45I won't go behind his back.
00:53:49You know, I thought you'd say that.
00:53:52And hey, I get it.
00:53:54I mean, most people would sell their mothers for a deal like this.
00:53:58But you, you're not a gold digger.
00:54:01Are you, Dora? You're the real thing.
00:54:05Honestly, this might be the worst decision I've ever made.
00:54:09Look, I know, you're concerned.
00:54:12And you have every right to be.
00:54:15But, the offer stands.
00:54:17Okay?
00:54:18And if you guys ever want to tell this story the right way...
00:54:24Call me.
00:54:25Call me.
00:54:26Call me.
00:54:30I will.
00:54:31Thanks.
00:54:33You're that goddamn Dora?
00:54:36Yes.
00:54:37What the hell is wrong with you?
00:54:45Dora, you know this woman?
00:54:46No idea.
00:54:48You cheating skank.
00:54:50What, was one superstar not enough for you?
00:54:53You don't deserve Chasel.
00:54:56Get out of his life.
00:55:00Enough!
00:55:01Dora, call me back, okay?
00:55:07I was an idiot.
00:55:08Just, please, let me know you're safe.
00:55:11Okay?
00:55:20Look, I was angry.
00:55:23I, I shouldn't have left you there.
00:55:25No.
00:55:27That's weak.
00:55:28Um...
00:55:30Ah.
00:55:35It was a bad play.
00:55:36I overreacted and...
00:55:38Won't happen again.
00:55:40Yeah, that's better.
00:55:41I like that.
00:55:42Okay.
00:55:50Okay.
00:55:51Okay.
00:55:52You got this, Chasel?
00:55:55Again.
00:55:56For everything.
00:55:57Yeah.
00:55:58Of course.
00:55:59And I meant it when I said it.
00:56:00You have more spine than anybody in this town.
00:56:03Seriously though, if you need anything, anything at all, I would love to help.
00:56:10I appreciate it.
00:56:12And...
00:56:14I will get this drag queen.
00:56:15Return it to you.
00:56:16That you will not do because it looks way better on you.
00:56:18And you're gonna keep it.
00:56:19What?
00:56:20You're gonna keep it. It's great.
00:56:21It's a little dark.
00:56:22I think so.
00:56:25Chasel.
00:56:29Hi.
00:56:31I was calling you, didn't you get my messages?
00:56:34My phone died.
00:56:35And Edison actually picked me up and gave me a ride home.
00:56:38After a little incident.
00:56:42Great.
00:56:43Always playing the hero.
00:56:45Yeah.
00:56:47Appreciate the assist.
00:56:48Of course.
00:56:50Love to.
00:56:51Oh, by the way, you should keep some of your fans in check.
00:56:53They're getting a little handsy.
00:56:55Yeah.
00:56:56I appreciate the concern, but I've got it.
00:56:59Oh, you do?
00:57:03Excuse me?
00:57:04Okay.
00:57:05Is that yours?
00:57:06Oh, that's nice.
00:57:08Wow.
00:57:09All right.
00:57:10Well.
00:57:11On that note, my offer still stands.
00:57:14Thanks.
00:57:18And Dora, just remember, keep that backbone.
00:57:22Hey, Sol.
00:57:23What is it?
00:57:24What is wrong with you?
00:57:25Keep your distance from Edison Gray.
00:57:26Excuse me?
00:57:27He was just helping me.
00:57:28Excuse me?
00:57:29He was just helping me.
00:57:30Newsflash, you're my fiance now.
00:57:31That means no cozying up to guys like Edison Gray, especially not where cameras can see.
00:57:35Cozying up?
00:57:36It's called basic human decency or was there a no friends clause in your contract.
00:57:53He's not some innocent fanboy, okay?
00:57:55He's a vulture with a trust fund.
00:57:57Okay.
00:57:58So this is not about the media.
00:57:59You're just jealous.
00:58:00Oh, don't flatter yourself, sweetheart.
00:58:02Oh, I won't.
00:58:03I won't, because a real man would never leave his fiancee stranded in the middle of the street, alone.
00:58:20Smooth. Apologize with step one. You went straight to being a possessive fucking asshole.
00:58:33Shit. Oh, by the way, you should keep some of your fans in check. They're getting a little pansy.
00:58:45Yeah. He wasn't wrong. I made her a target, then left her out there. And instead of apologizing, I acted like she betrayed me.
00:58:54A hypothetical question. If a guy messes up badly with a girl, what's the best way to make it right?
00:59:14How do you pursue someone you've hurt?
00:59:17He's into someone? Since when?
00:59:24Start with a real apology. No excuses. Then show you listen. A thoughtful gift. A real date. Actions. Not just words.
00:59:36Thanks. Good advice.
00:59:42Dora, are you awake?
00:59:43Dora, are you awake?
00:59:51No.
00:59:53Then go away.
00:59:55I'm officially boycotting you.
00:59:57Look, I get it. You have every right to be pissed.
01:00:01I'm sorry.
01:00:03Okay, I was a jackass.
01:00:05Leaving you out there was...
01:00:08It was unforgivable.
01:00:11And I just saw the news.
01:00:12The wine thing?
01:00:15I didn't know.
01:00:20Look, you were right.
01:00:21I don't own you.
01:00:23And this fake engagement thing doesn't give me the right to act like I do.
01:00:30Chasel is...
01:00:31apologizing.
01:00:33Good night.
01:00:34Oh, and I got you an early Christmas present, so I'll just leave it at the door.
01:00:42Chasel bought me a gift?
01:01:05gift?
01:01:35Christmas gifts
01:01:45for the writer who's going to change the world.
01:01:48She deserves a sweater, too.
01:01:51P.S.
01:01:52Would you like to watch a movie with me tomorrow?
01:01:55Not his fake fiancés.
01:01:56Just us.
01:01:59An apology.
01:02:01Some gifts.
01:02:02And asking me on a date.
01:02:05That's exactly what I told C to do.
01:02:15Fine.
01:02:16You're forgiven.
01:02:18And I guess my schedule's clear for tomorrow.
01:02:23Your graciousness humbles me, your highness.
01:02:26I'll try to be worthy.
01:02:35To anyone coming for my fiancée, the next photo you see will be a lawsuit.
01:02:47We're happy.
01:02:48Back off.
01:02:51Merry Christmas.
01:02:51Merry Christmas.
01:02:52Is this real?
01:03:02Or is it just part of the act?
01:03:05Is he actually falling for me?
01:03:11Chasel?
01:03:12Coming!
01:03:13Did you forget your keys again?
01:03:18Good morning.
01:03:19We need to talk.
01:03:22What are you not happy to see me?
01:03:29Oh, gosh.
01:03:31Chasel must be suffering in this shoebox.
01:03:34I can smell the regret.
01:03:35Oh, is that burnt eggs or did a sewer main break in here?
01:03:41Oh, that's the breakfast Chasel made for me.
01:03:45Now, did you need something?
01:03:46Or did you just come to complain about the air quality?
01:03:49Don't act like Chasel cooks for you.
01:03:51I know that he doesn't know the way to his own kitchen.
01:03:54And I cannot believe that you live with him dressed like that.
01:03:57Like a little country mouse.
01:04:00Not an ounce of womanliness.
01:04:01Oh, what exactly is womanliness?
01:04:06This.
01:04:08Head to toe couture.
01:04:11Chanel on my body.
01:04:12Hermes on my arm.
01:04:15Well, he's not here.
01:04:16So, if the atmosphere is too common, the door is right there.
01:04:20I know that he's not here.
01:04:23I came for you.
01:04:27How much?
01:04:29To walk away from him.
01:04:30God, the villainous offer scene.
01:04:34I've written this a million times.
01:04:36Time to improvise.
01:04:39Ten million cash.
01:04:41And I want it in unmarked bills like it is in the movies.
01:04:43Ten million.
01:04:46Oh.
01:04:47That's not written in the story.
01:04:51Chasel, why are you carrying your own groceries?
01:04:54You have people to do that for you, you know?
01:04:56Ten million?
01:04:58That's my going rate.
01:04:59Twenty?
01:05:02Yeah, twenty.
01:05:03Split fifty-fifty, right?
01:05:05Twenty million?
01:05:06What are you two robbers?
01:05:08Can't pay?
01:05:10Probably shouldn't act like such a big shot, then.
01:05:12I mean, you won't pay twenty for me?
01:05:14I mean, some love story.
01:05:16Oh, oh, oh.
01:05:17But she can afford it.
01:05:19This little country mouse?
01:05:20She's not buying me.
01:05:22She actually owns me.
01:05:24Now, if you don't mind, we have a date.
01:05:26So, you need to go.
01:05:27No.
01:05:29Bye-bye.
01:05:30I hope never to see you again.
01:05:34Sick sweater.
01:05:35Am I right?
01:05:36They're pretty sick.
01:05:36That makes you look pretty good.
01:05:37I know.
01:05:39Chase, all.
01:05:41We need to talk.
01:05:42I love you.
01:05:46All right, come on.
01:05:48Now they get a kiss to the hour.
01:05:49What movie are we seeing?
01:05:50Uh, it's a new one.
01:05:51You can tell me in the car.
01:05:52Pebbles, wait, wait, wait.
01:05:53Tell me.
01:05:54You think you're going on a date?
01:05:57Not while I'm here.
01:06:01Think people are going to laugh at us for our matching sweaters?
01:06:03Maybe, but let them.
01:06:04Yeah, I don't care.
01:06:09I'm sorry, can I help you?
01:06:11Follow that car and I will triple your rate.
01:06:14My boyfriend's in there.
01:06:15Since when am I your driver and since when is Brady your boyfriend?
01:06:18Since forever.
01:06:19Just drive.
01:06:22Extra butter.
01:06:23The only way to watch a movie.
01:06:27Okay, you do realize this officially makes us stalkers, right?
01:06:30Which is illegal in 12 states.
01:06:32First of all, mind your own business.
01:06:34And second of all, what's up with you?
01:06:36Don't tell me you have a crush on that little country house.
01:06:39No, to be honest, it always has more talent than you.
01:06:41I'm just, I'm just singles.
01:06:42Oh, they're gone.
01:06:46So, when you said movie, you meant a romantic movie?
01:06:51I heard girls like this movie.
01:06:53And I think it'll help with your writing.
01:06:55Excuse me.
01:06:57Here, here.
01:06:57What the fuck are you doing?
01:07:00Oh my god.
01:07:01What are the odds?
01:07:02I love this director.
01:07:04So, I ran into Orr outside.
01:07:06She insisted that we see this film.
01:07:09Yeah.
01:07:10Oh my god.
01:07:12I just saw a rat.
01:07:13And Chasel, you would have never come to a movie theater like this.
01:07:16Get off.
01:07:17You weren't invited.
01:07:19Dora was.
01:07:22Don't look at me, troublemaker.
01:07:23Shh.
01:07:24You know, Dora, if this is too loud,
01:07:26we can always go back to my building.
01:07:27There's a private screening room.
01:07:30Or my place.
01:07:31It could be really good for your writing, you know.
01:07:33Can you not touch another man's fiance?
01:07:35I'm sorry, I'm trying to help her with her career,
01:07:37something she actually needs.
01:07:38Hey, you guys need a fit for your little play?
01:07:40This is a movie theater, I'm not a swingers partner.
01:07:43I'm sorry.
01:07:45Oh my god.
01:07:46You're Chasel Brady.
01:07:48And you're the fiance.
01:07:52No.
01:07:53No way.
01:07:54Oh my god.
01:07:55That's so fun.
01:07:56Huge fan.
01:07:57Oh my god.
01:07:57Okay, you guys have fun.
01:07:59Let me all get some work.
01:08:02You know, you and Addison would make a really great couple.
01:08:09You should really consider taking him up on his offer
01:08:12because you don't belong anywhere near Chasel's world.
01:08:18And you do?
01:08:19Of course I do.
01:08:21His parents love me.
01:08:23They would never accept an orphan with nothing to her name.
01:08:27But you wouldn't understand that
01:08:29because you're just a gold digger
01:08:31whose parents probably taught her nothing before they died.
01:08:35Say whatever you want about me
01:08:39but don't ever bring up my parents again.
01:08:42Oh, is someone missing mommy and daddy?
01:08:47What the hell are you doing?
01:08:53Chasel!
01:08:54She attacked me!
01:08:55I just said Merry Christmas and she went crazy!
01:08:58Oh, you liar!
01:08:59I mean, I remind everybody
01:09:00there is a crowd of fans in the lobby as we speak
01:09:02so we need to go now.
01:09:05Edison, take Dora out back.
01:09:07I'll handle this.
01:09:17Knock it off, Aura.
01:09:19Don't be like that, Chasey.
01:09:22Think clearly.
01:09:23Our business.
01:09:26A marriage between us is the only thing that makes sense.
01:09:30I'm the best option for you.
01:09:33I mean,
01:09:34don't you remember how good we were together?
01:09:41Are you okay?
01:09:44Okay, look, for what it's worth, I believe you.
01:09:46I do.
01:09:46I'm sure she was the one who started it.
01:09:48Why do you believe me over her?
01:09:50Aren't you two friends?
01:09:51Because I've known Aura for years
01:09:52and I know what she's like when she's jealous.
01:09:54Okay, well, clearly Chasel doesn't see it.
01:09:56Okay, hold on, hold on.
01:09:57You never know what that was, okay?
01:09:58You could have been getting me out of the line of fire, okay?
01:10:01Just don't assume.
01:10:02When all this blows over, just go ask him yourself.
01:10:06You're right.
01:10:07Yeah.
01:10:08I'm gonna go see you now.
01:10:10Oh, no.
01:10:13Hey, boy.
01:10:18Dora.
01:10:28We're done, Aura.
01:10:30Stay away from both of us.
01:10:34Don't touch me.
01:10:36Dora, this isn't what you think.
01:10:37Oh, isn't it?
01:10:38Since you're still clearly hung up on her,
01:10:41let's just throw this whole contract thing away.
01:10:43I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:10:46When I get the money, please let me buy that house.
01:10:49That's all I'm asking.
01:10:51Look, the contract.
01:10:53After everything.
01:10:54You think any of this, defending you,
01:10:56jumping in a pool,
01:10:57is because of some sort of paper?
01:10:59Is that really what you believe?
01:11:00I don't know what to believe anymore, Chasel.
01:11:03But I'm not here to be a third wheel.
01:11:06A relationship for three?
01:11:07No thanks.
01:11:09It's time I walk away.
01:11:19I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:11:23Fake fiance?
01:11:25Oh, you two are so, so screwed.
01:11:30Dora, wait, I, it wasn't what it looked like, okay?
01:11:35Please just let me explain.
01:11:37Explain what?
01:11:40It's Christmas Eve.
01:11:42I thought I'd drop by.
01:11:44It is a family time, you know?
01:11:46I'll be staying over.
01:11:48What's wrong?
01:11:50You look like you've seen a ghost.
01:11:53Unless, unless this whole engagement thing was a lie.
01:11:58No!
01:12:00We're so, we're very much in love.
01:12:03Chasel, Dora, you better be telling the truth.
01:12:09Really.
01:12:11What?
01:12:12I hope so.
01:12:14You're so cute, Grandma.
01:12:15We love you.
01:12:16You know I love you.
01:12:17Dora, what you saw at the cinema with Aura, it was not what it looked like, okay?
01:12:29Oh, it looks like you were holding her.
01:12:32And like you still have feelings for her.
01:12:33I don't want to see you.
01:12:34I was getting her off me and I told her very clearly that I am done with her.
01:12:39You expect me to believe that.
01:12:41Yeah, okay.
01:12:42Please, I was about to tell you there's just a lot of things going on.
01:12:45I don't know.
01:12:45Hey!
01:12:46I don't want to hear it.
01:12:48That was the last time.
01:12:49I don't want to hear it.
01:12:52Okay?
01:12:52That was the last time.
01:12:54Tomorrow, we tell your grandmother the truth.
01:12:58Are you serious?
01:13:00After all that, you still think this is about Aura?
01:13:05I mean, how can you still not understand?
01:13:07It's not about that.
01:13:08Understand what?
01:13:09What is it about?
01:13:14Understand.
01:13:15Stop.
01:13:17Understand that the only one I love is you.
01:13:30You what?
01:13:32I said, I love you.
01:13:34And I mean it.
01:13:37I think...
01:13:39I think I started falling for you a long time ago.
01:13:43And...
01:13:44Way before I ever noticed you.
01:14:00You've been staring at me?
01:14:17Dispiring the view.
01:14:26Merry Christmas, Dora.
01:14:28Merry Christmas, Jason.
01:14:30Hmm.
01:14:32All right.
01:14:33Get up.
01:14:34We're going out.
01:14:35Where are we going?
01:14:37Christmas shopping.
01:14:39I still need to get Grandma a gift.
01:14:43Last minute.
01:14:44I know.
01:14:46All right.
01:14:46Five more minutes.
01:14:47We'll go.
01:14:47Okay.
01:14:49So comfy.
01:14:50I know.
01:14:53Okay.
01:14:55How about this one?
01:14:57It's perfect.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:14:59Really?
01:15:00Yeah.
01:15:01We'll take it.
01:15:04Okay.
01:15:05I'll go take.
01:15:08Oh my god.
01:15:10You're Chazel Brady?
01:15:11And that's Dora.
01:15:12I saw your post on Instagram and it was so romantic.
01:15:16You two are perfect together.
01:15:19Thanks.
01:15:20Yeah.
01:15:20Yeah.
01:15:21I'm done being your fake fiancée.
01:15:48Is everything okay?
01:15:51Grandma, just calm down, okay?
01:15:54We can explain.
01:15:56We'll be there in ten minutes.
01:15:58Is everything okay?
01:15:59We have to go.
01:16:01Like, now.
01:16:02Okay.
01:16:02Come on.
01:16:09Okay, Chasel, what's wrong?
01:16:10You're making me nervous.
01:16:12Our fight at the cinema?
01:16:14Someone recorded it.
01:16:15The entire thing.
01:16:16What?
01:16:18It's everywhere, Dora.
01:16:19Online.
01:16:20Everyone thinks we're a fake couple.
01:16:25Dad?
01:16:26What the hell was that, Chasel?
01:16:27Are you lying about this engagement?
01:16:29My phone is blowing up.
01:16:30The sponsors are saying you're a liar.
01:16:31They're threatening to pull out.
01:16:32I will handle the sponsors.
01:16:34You better.
01:16:34But Dora is my fiancée.
01:16:38And that won't change.
01:16:41Chasel, this is all my fault.
01:16:43If I hadn't jumped to conclusions about you and Ora, if I hadn't just started this fight to begin with, there would be nothing to record.
01:16:50Stop that.
01:16:51Okay, this is not your fault.
01:16:53And believe me, I'll handle everything.
01:16:55I just need to go to the stadium, deal with the press, the team.
01:17:00Can you just talk to Grandma, explain what's happening?
01:17:02Of course.
01:17:06We're going to get through this.
01:17:08I promise.
01:17:10No matter what, I'm with you.
01:17:12I'm telling you, Chasel, it's the only way.
01:17:20You released a statement saying you've broken up with Dora and she was too emotional to say things she didn't mean.
01:17:28It's clean.
01:17:30Are you telling me to be a coward, lie to the entire world, and blame everything on the woman I love?
01:17:36All right, then what's your play?
01:17:38The sponsors are ready to walk.
01:17:41The best play would be to marry me.
01:17:45What?
01:17:47You.
01:17:49I knew it.
01:17:50You leaked the video, didn't you?
01:17:52I'm just trying to help the truth find the light.
01:17:55Seriously?
01:17:58So this is what all the fuss is about?
01:18:01I'm sorry, Grandma Brady.
01:18:04This is all my fault.
01:18:06Nonsense.
01:18:07This is the fault of a jealous ex-girlfriend.
01:18:11And a man that doesn't know how to use his words.
01:18:15Listen, I've known my grandson his entire life.
01:18:20And he has never, not even once, let another woman stay overnight in his home.
01:18:28The fact that you're here now shows that he is madly in love with you.
01:18:35But his parents...
01:18:37Oh, don't worry about Chris and Nancy.
01:18:41I'll take care of them.
01:18:44Chasel is head over heels in love with you.
01:18:47Face it, Chasel.
01:18:53I'm your only option.
01:18:56You think you can quorum me into marrying you?
01:18:59There's one thing you should learn about me.
01:19:02I don't respond to threats.
01:19:05Because I told you we're done.
01:19:07The only woman I love and that I will marry is Dora.
01:19:13And as for what you did, my lawyer will be in touch.
01:19:22Un-fucking-believable.
01:19:23Dora!
01:19:27I'm home.
01:19:29We need to talk.
01:19:30She's gone, Chasel.
01:19:32What do you mean she's gone?
01:19:34Where did she go?
01:19:36Gone.
01:19:37Gone? Gone?
01:19:38I don't understand.
01:19:45Why leave when you clearly love each other?
01:19:48Don't you trust Chasel?
01:19:50Oh, yes.
01:19:52I trust him.
01:19:55And that's exactly why I can't stay and become his weakness.
01:20:01But don't worry.
01:20:03In my story, I'm the protagonist.
01:20:05And I need to write my next chapter.
01:20:07You know my fans are waiting.
01:20:10Come here.
01:20:11I'll miss you.
01:20:14You made the right choice in investing in Chasel Brady.
01:20:17All right.
01:20:21Oh!
01:20:22I can't believe you actually pulled it off.
01:20:25And by yourself.
01:20:27You seem to forget I'm the best player in football history.
01:20:30They still count on me to win after Christmas break, okay?
01:20:33All right.
01:20:34Crisis averted.
01:20:35What's your next move?
01:20:39Go see about a girl.
01:20:46Dora.
01:20:47This.
01:20:49This.
01:20:50I cannot believe in a million years that you actually wrote your story.
01:20:55It's amazing.
01:20:56Thanks.
01:20:57First time for everything, I guess.
01:21:00I think this all just taught me to finally be honest with myself.
01:21:04You know what?
01:21:07I changed my mind.
01:21:09I did.
01:21:09I changed my mind.
01:21:10I want to invest in this story.
01:21:12Screw Chasel's autobiography.
01:21:14Dora, do you realize that once people read this, no one's going to care about that video
01:21:19anyway?
01:21:20Okay.
01:21:22Okay.
01:21:22Well, let me just publish a few chapters first.
01:21:26My fans have been waiting forever.
01:21:28Oh, I'm sure.
01:21:30Okay.
01:21:30Yes, there it is.
01:21:33Wow.
01:21:36Good job.
01:21:37Thanks.
01:21:38I hope they like it.
01:21:39They're going to love it.
01:21:40I messed up.
01:21:48I know the whole world saw us fighting, but I swear, our relationship is real.
01:21:54Dora is my fiance, the only woman I love.
01:21:57Dora, if you see this, I'm sorry.
01:22:04This story.
01:22:07This story is me and Dora, if that means.
01:22:09Dora is D?
01:22:27Oh, I did.
01:22:30Chasel, how did you?
01:22:33You just told me yourself.
01:22:39You know, I love the new story, by the way.
01:22:43Our story.
01:22:48So, you're C.
01:22:55Thank you for your advice before.
01:22:57It definitely helped.
01:22:58But, uh, this time, I think I'm going to do things my way.
01:23:11Dora Swift, I have fallen for you irrevocably, completely.
01:23:18Will you marry me?
01:23:25Yes.
01:23:25Yes.
01:23:26Yes, I will.
01:23:26Oh, my God.
01:23:31Dora?
01:23:33Come here.
01:23:34You are the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:40I mean that.
01:23:40I mean that.
01:23:40I mean that.
01:23:42I mean that.
01:23:52Oh, my God.
01:23:52Thank you for your information.
01:23:53Oh, my God.
01:23:57Oh, my God.
01:23:58Oh, my God.
01:23:59Oh, my God.
01:23:59Yes.
01:24:00Oh, my God.
01:24:01Oh, my God.
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