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Heated Rivalry -- Ep. 04 (Sub español) (2025)
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02I mean, where's he boy Rosanoff?
00:03My what?
00:04Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:06No, I mean, no, no, not your boy.
00:08Just like, it's always, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:11Please halt.
00:12We should let him listen like Nathan Cole.
00:14He's an asshole, right?
00:15I mean, yeah, basically.
00:17The record for this event currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:21Glad to see Rosanoff and hold my record for more than a minute.
00:24Let's shoot him, bro.
00:25I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:27Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:29Be nice, Bonnie.
00:30Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:31I don't know.
00:32Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:34We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:36No worries.
00:37I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:38Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:40Trust me.
00:41You look great and still are Bonnie.
00:42Don't even stress.
00:43Oh, good one.
00:44I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:59Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream?
01:04Winter Olympics, baby.
01:05So this should be, right?
01:06Oh, sure.
01:08Hey, isn't that...
01:10Oh, yeah.
01:12All in there.
01:13What's up, motherfucker?
01:15Good boys.
01:16Hey.
01:17All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating?
01:19My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:20We're training together.
01:21Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:23I'd love to show up for them.
01:24Oh, yeah, man.
01:25Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:28What do you mean?
01:30Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay?
01:34I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's me.
01:39Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:43Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:45Yep.
01:57Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
02:00Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
02:04What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0570 points last season.
02:07Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:10A season he, he called, need to win.
02:13Those are his words.
02:14And he has zero, zero points.
02:18He's in a fog.
02:19His passes aren't connecting.
02:20He's barely skating.
02:22I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:24And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:37He's always in a crowd.
02:38He's a cop.
02:39He's Galileo.
02:40He's a cop.
02:41No.
02:42He's in a real incubation.
02:43Oh, he's a cop.
02:44Yeah.
02:46No.
02:47No.
02:48No, no.
02:49No.
02:50No.
02:51No.
02:52No.
02:53No.
02:55No.
02:58I am very sorry about that.
03:11Truly not a big deal.
03:12How may I help you?
03:15What's good?
03:18Just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:23Any allergies?
03:24No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:25Okay.
03:26Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:29Oh, you mean blue moon over Brooklyn?
03:30Yeah, yeah, that's it.
03:32But what?
03:34Oh, um, nothing.
03:35Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:39Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:41I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:46Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:48Yeah?
03:49Blueberry with a banana.
03:50I take that.
03:51If it's okay to order off-menu, Kip.
03:54I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:59Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:24It's really hot.
04:25Oh, yeah.
04:26The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:30I guess it must.
04:37Here.
04:37Thanks.
04:38Um, that's way too much.
04:43It's for you.
04:44It's a great smoothie.
04:46Thanks again, Kip.
04:47A girl.
04:54Holy shit, are you...
04:56Was that Scott Hunter?
05:01Was that what?
05:02Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
05:06A girl.
05:07Clock winding down in the second period.
05:092-1 for Anaheim.
05:11We have girls with the...
05:12And this is what we're watching?
05:15We barely get to see you, because you're always working.
05:18But at least when we do, we get to watch, uh...
05:20What is this?
05:21Let me check my name.
05:22Hockey?
05:23Shut up, Sean.
05:24I have to turn it off.
05:25No, no, no, no.
05:25Please keep it on.
05:26Huh?
05:27Thank you, Kyle.
05:28Thank you, Kyle.
05:30Thank you, Kyle.
05:31You're welcome.
05:31Twice.
05:33He said Kip.
05:34Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:36Maria, that is sending them our solo.
05:39And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:41It almost sounded hot.
05:42Okay, that's not fair.
05:43Not hot.
05:43Just normal.
05:45Okay.
05:45I'm listening.
05:46Fuck both of you, okay?
05:47Kip is short for Christopher.
05:48It's not that weird.
05:49It's short for Christopher.
05:51And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:54Oh, my God.
05:54Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:56He said it.
05:57He said it.
05:59Another round?
06:00Thank you, Kyle.
06:02Thank you, Kyle.
06:04Hunter to Vought.
06:05And you?
06:05Vought sends it back to Hunter.
06:08Look, look, look.
06:09He's on the TV right now.
06:11Sean, look.
06:11Right now.
06:12Oh, my God.
06:12Okay.
06:13Vought to Hunter.
06:14Hunter's in front of the net.
06:15And he scores!
06:18Rare goal from Scott.
06:19Oh, wow.
06:20Right?
06:20He knows your name.
06:22Yeah.
06:23I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:25Shut the fuck up.
06:26He's naked.
06:27Jesus Christ.
06:30He scored a hat trick last night.
06:33Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:37No, I just didn't realize that...
06:38We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:46Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:47Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:51You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:53I am.
06:54This is awesome.
06:55I mean, wow.
06:56You had a night last night.
06:57Oh, did you watch?
06:58I did, yeah.
06:59I don't usually...
07:00Sorry, that sounds rude.
07:02I'm...
07:03No, I got it.
07:04Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:06It was amazing.
07:07He's a huge fan.
07:09But, yeah.
07:09I watched last night.
07:11Wow.
07:12Um, yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try
07:18to perfect it.
07:20Okay.
07:21So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:25Anything you'd like different?
07:27Nothing at all.
07:29Damn.
07:31Okay.
07:32You really can't keep doing this.
07:33I really can.
07:34Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:43Dude.
07:43Girl.
07:44Was that?
07:45Yes, it fucking was.
07:53Sorry, I'm late.
07:55No outside food or drink.
07:56Fuck off, Kyle.
08:01And I know the whole smoothie thing is done, or whatever, but he just...
08:04keeps saying my name, and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:07Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
08:09Because I am not looking for a date.
08:11Yes.
08:11I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
08:14Could you please listen to me?
08:15Kyle, remote.
08:22Extra shrimp.
08:26New York with control of the fucking business.
08:28Now I'm fully listening.
08:30What are you doing?
08:30Just putting the game on.
08:31Elena.
08:32What?
08:33It's a sports bar.
08:34Let's watch sport.
08:36Am I being crazy?
08:37What does Maria say?
08:38She says he's funny.
08:39Me too.
08:40Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:42I'm probably this idiot.
08:44He's not an idiot.
08:48Jesus.
08:49Brain.
08:51When's his next home game?
08:53Come on, if you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:56I don't plan my shifts.
08:58I just gobble up as many as I can.
09:01Saturday.
09:01They play at home again on Saturday.
09:03They play at home again on Saturday.
09:03Are you working?
09:04I don't know.
09:07Fuck.
09:08No.
09:09Fix that.
09:10I don't know.
09:19Hey.
09:20I didn't know if you, uh...
09:25It's nice to see you.
09:30Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
09:32Extra banana.
09:32this one's on the house oh come on it's about my pay grade management heard you came in
09:44and no you may not tip me and yes i'm using proper grammar to prove to you that i'm being serious
09:50okay um may i drink this here i've got some emails to answer so i thought yeah you totally may
10:02don't have to take it
10:05come on
10:06come on
10:08oh
10:10oh
10:12oh
10:14oh
10:16oh
10:18oh
10:20oh
10:22oh
10:24oh
10:26oh
10:28you're not worried about breaking your routine
10:35uh
10:36no i'm not actually that obsessive
10:39turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think it could be a spree killer
10:46what's a spree killer
10:48someone who kills multiple people at the same time
10:51but isn't a serial killer someone who kills multiple people minimum three but over a period of time it's not all at once
10:58how do you know that
11:02i i read a lot of murder books
11:06and uh yeah serial killers make me feel not obsessive which is a relief
11:14well i've read some things about athletes okay okay before you say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that possibly off the record yes maybe but no not me
11:29oh i swear barely had two concussions
11:31okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah yeah all of that but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science
11:41hmm science only really matters during the playoffs
11:44oh okay that's super comforting
11:47listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect you to get the ins and outs of science
11:51and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
11:58um
12:12do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taken so i mean uh if if you want yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you
12:26crazy thank you super happy to do it
12:29you sure
12:31i'm sure
12:33i'm sure
12:37these are better than my company seats
12:39i get it
12:40these are really good seats
12:41well yeah they they're his
12:43you know we're first date but i think i'm into this
12:47what are you talking about
12:49what are you talking about
12:50well you're with a girl and he's at work
12:52oh my god shut up elena
12:55oh wow
12:56that wasn't it wasn't to me that was
12:59he just nodded at you
13:00no there's no proof of that
13:02come on boys
13:09wait for fuck's sake
13:10good job i love you
13:21i love you
13:22i love you
13:23i love you
13:24i love you
13:25good job i love you
13:27hey hunter
13:28too bad you can't play at home every night right
13:31it's better for you huh
13:33go fuck yourself rosenoff
13:35alright it's more fun if you're there
13:37alright thanks
13:39hope next time we play decide to show up
13:48cheap
13:52true
13:54starting to sound like him
13:58i'm sorry what
14:00you fucking heard me honda
14:03what the fuck is that supposed to mean that
14:05what the fuck is that supposed to mean that
14:07well there's something you really don't expect to see
14:09especially after the final whistle
14:11and especially from hollander and hunter
14:13a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trip to the apple
14:17a shame hollander ever thought anybody
14:19can tap some grievances there
14:22i'm gonna hit the sack
14:23yeah here you go handsome
14:25alright have a good day off
14:26it's not a day off i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow
14:29yeah yeah i just you know you get to sleep in for once
14:32so i'm just happy for you
14:34that's all i meant
14:35you know
14:36i uh i'm proud of your hustle
14:38kiddo
14:39you know
14:40you didn't get that scholarship anyway
14:42so
14:43please no jinxing me
14:44no way
14:45no way
14:46goodnight
14:47goodnight dad love you
14:48love your back
14:49motherfucker
14:50what's happening to you uh what's your problem
15:03i can't find my black suit and i have to leave so so soon
15:06okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet
15:09so why are you freaking out
15:10thank you
15:11okay hey hey are you okay
15:13yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't fuck this job up
15:17yes and i get it but you're not gonna fuck it up cause you're amazing and it's gonna be great
15:22i love you
15:24yeah you too
15:25yes buddy
15:29i am so sorry
15:31save it
15:38motherfucker
15:39for god sake
15:40i am so sorry about that i'm really sorry
15:43oh you're a mess
15:44it's okay it's not my only talks
15:47in new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models who can't carry a tray
15:52it's uh it's really okay i'm so sorry again
15:55oh bunny
15:58babe i don't know what that was
16:00i know i'm a complete fuck up and i'm sorry
16:03you're not a complete fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into
16:07or sean please don't fire me
16:10no one is firing you
16:12just calm down
16:13okay
16:14and get your shit together
16:15okay
16:16okay
16:17i know you need the money baby
16:18okay
16:19deep breath
16:20inhale
16:22exhale
16:23you think you can handle quiche?
16:26they're dry
16:27you think you can handle quiche?
16:28they're dry
16:44hey
16:45hey i am so sorry about earlier
16:47that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should apologize i was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot
16:52no i'm the idiot you're just a normal great person at a fundraiser and that woman did seem horrible
16:58full disclosure i hate this food
17:00well full disclosure i hate serving it
17:04i'm sorry i have to
17:06do you like mexican food?
17:08yeah
17:09of course i'm not a serial killer
17:11or even a spree killer
17:13you sure?
17:14yeah
17:15it was the time
17:16but do you have the time to grab a bite with me like when this thing is over?
17:20tonight
17:22yeah
17:23with you
17:24uh
17:25oh
17:26yeah
17:27yeah okay
17:28yeah
17:29yeah
17:30cause there's uh
17:31there's this great place right around the corner and it's open late and
17:33okay
17:34um
17:35you don't mind wait until i'm done?
17:36not even a little
17:37even a little
17:38oh
17:58hi
18:00that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
18:20how would you feel about where we're in
18:22holy shit
18:42oh my god
18:46i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
19:13do you want a full tour now or
19:14or epic horror
19:38oh
19:40Wow, you are so beautiful.
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